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This is the story of Bridget and Annie,
who share a flat in London,
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and the boys next door,
Nick, and his friend Hector from Argentina.
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Bridget and Hector work for Channel 9.
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Annie works for the environment.
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And Nick works as little as possible.
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Stand by for Extra.
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It's Friday, it's seven o'clock.
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Yes, it's time for an evening with Marty Ross.
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And here's Marty!
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Hi, darling, Marty Ross here.
Let's spend this evening together.
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Hi, darling, Marty Ross here.
Let's spend this evening together.
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Hi, darling, Marty Ross here.
Let's spend this afternoon together.
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Marty! Hi.
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I was just writing notes for your show.
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You like what you see?
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Marty, you're so funny.
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Is Lady Macbeth in?
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- Who?
- The dragon. Eunice.
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No.
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Marty, you're so funny.
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Has Eunice got me tickets
for Damian Pollasco's latest exhibition yet?
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Who?
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Damian Pollasco.
The most important artist this century.
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He's so raw,
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so angry.
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Of course he is. Silly me. I forgot.
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Good old Damian.
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Anyone who is anyone
will be there tomorrow night.
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So of course I must be there.
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Yes.
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So tell the dragon if there are no tickets,
I will not present Saturday's show.
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But you must, Marty. You're the star.
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But if there are tickets,
then I will take her out to dinner.
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In fact, I'll take anyone out to dinner
who gets me those tickets.
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Anyway, must go. I've got fans to ignore.
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Well? Carry on.
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Hi, darling, Marty Ross here.
Let's spend this evening together.
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What a professional.
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So if I get tickets for Damian Pollasco,
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I get dinner with Marty Ross!
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Who do I know? Who do I know?
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I know! Dave! He's crazy about me.
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Hi, Dave. It's Bridget.
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I've got a little favour to ask you.
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Is anybody home?
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Annie, is that you?
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Is that Ziggy? I think you should let her out.
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No, it's OK. We're seeing
what it's like to be a battery chicken.
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A chicken that runs on batteries?
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- No.
- No!
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A chicken that is kept in a small box
to lay her eggs. Poor thing.
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But isn't Ziggy a bit...
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No. It makes it more real, doesn't it, Ziggy?
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Tomorrow there is a big Farm Animal
Freedom Protest in Trafalgar Square
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and we will be demonstrating.
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- Demonstrating what?
- What it's like to be a farm animal.
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Sounds exciting.
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Boggy and Moss are coming from Manchester.
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Boggy and Moss?
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Boggy and Moss
are very, very serious eco- warriors.
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Eco- warriors?
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They fight for the environment.
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And you two will help us prepare.
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Won't you, boys?
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Bye.
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Good old Dave. I knew he'd help me.
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He just can't resist me.
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Now...Marty.
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Hi.
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Hi, Marty. It's Gigi.
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- Gigi?
- Bridget.
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- Bridget who?
- Bridget. Eunice's researcher.
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- Have we met?
- Well, only about one hundred times.
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Listen, I've got two preview tickets
for Damian Pollasco.
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Oh, that Bridget. How could I forget you?
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How about meeting for drinks
at your place first?
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I'd...love to...
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but it's just a simple loft- style apartment.
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Well, I'm sure it's very arty.
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I can tell a lot about a woman from her art.
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They call me Arty Marty, you know.
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And if I like your art, Bridget,
maybe dinner afterwards?
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Marty! What a surprise! I'd love to.
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See you tomorrow, baby.
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- Bye.
- Ciao.
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Dinner with Marty,
dinner with Marty, dinner with Marty!
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What shall I wear?
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My flat! Arty?
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Annie, look at this flat.
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Sorry, Bridget.
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Right, I've got 24 hours.
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- I think you should let her out.
- No, it's OK.
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Boggy and Moss
are very, very serious eco- warriors.
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And you two will help us prepare.
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I've got two preview tickets for Damian Pollasco.
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They call me Arty Marty, you know.
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And what is going on this time?
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Hi, Bridget. I'm feeding Hector cornflakes.
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Really? And why?
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He's a turkey.
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Yes, of course he is.
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Turkeys are made to eat lots for Christmas.
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Well, we all eat lots at Christmas.
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No, it's cruel.
It's to make them fat for humans to eat.
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Let me guess. He is a baby cow?
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Nearly. He is a veal calf. Poor thing.
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We're preparing
for our Farm Animal Freedom Protest.
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No, you're not.
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You're preparing this flat
because Marty Ross is coming for drinks.
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Not Marty Ross?
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Hey, darling, let's spend the evening together.
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Shut up, Nick. Go back to your bottle.
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So this preparation, what is it?
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I want this flat to look
like the coolest art gallery in London.
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The Tate Modern.
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- The Tate Modern?
- No furniture.
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I want 21st century. I want art.
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So how are you going to do this?
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I'm not going to do it.
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You are.
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I must get my beauty sleep.
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See you in the morning. Have fun.
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Well, I'm not doing it.
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Come on, Nick. It won't take long.
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I'll give Ziggy the keys to your flat.
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OK, let's get on with it.
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There! That's better.
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Marty will love it.
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The things I do for Bridget's love life.
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What about Bridget's love life?
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Right, I'll be back with Marty at six o'clock,
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so, Annie, I want nibbles...
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- Nibbles?
- Nuts, crisps.
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Hector, you prepare the drinks.
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And Nick...
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try to be more interesting.
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Now, don't let me down.
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I want 21st century. I want art.
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Yeah...
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I'll show her interesting.
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I'm taking the day off work today.
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No, you're not.
We've got lots to do before tonight.
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Bridget's nibbles?
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No! The Farm Animal Freedom Protest.
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Boggy and Moss are coming here
and I want you to look after them, Hector. OK?
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Come on, Ziggy.
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Interesting?
I'll show you interesting, Bridget Evans.
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Interesting, interesting!
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No, too Picasso.
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No, too sporty and stupid.
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Yes! This is the one.
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No.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Nearly. Not quite.
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Bingo!
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Poor thing.
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We're preparing
for our Farm Animal Freedom Protest.
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I want 21st century. I want art.
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Hey, darling, let's spend the evening together.
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Shut up, Nick. Go back to your bottle.
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Oggy? Moth?
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Excuse me, I am... Nuts...
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Come in, come in.
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Please...sit down.
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So, you are Annie's friends?
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I am Annie's boyfriend.
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Would you like a drink?
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You would? You wouldn't?
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Tea? Coffee? Sugar?
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It is my phone.
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I know you know it is a phone,
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but it is ringing, so I must...
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Excuse me.
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Annie, I'm so happy you rang.
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Hector, I'm in the ladies' toilets
in Trafalgar Square.
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Have Boggy and Moss arrived yet?
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Yes.
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Annie, they are a bit...
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Aren't they sweet?
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Yes, very sweet.
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It is just that they...
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All right, chaps? Won't be a minute.
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It is just that they are a bit scary.
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Hector, don't be so silly.
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Tell them to come to Trafalgar Square now.
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Great.
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You found something to eat. Good.
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You like them?
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Good, good, good.
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Annie says you can go to Trafalgar Square. Now.
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It is the phone again.
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Phones ring, don't they? They...
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
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Hello, Hector. Did you get the nibbles?
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The nibbles. The nibbles.
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Yes, of course, Bridget.
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Well done, Hector. I knew I could rely on you.
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That was Bridget, Annie's fr...
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Now am I interesting?
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Do I look that bad?
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This is interesting!
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What shall I do? It was Boggy and Moss.
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Look, don't worry. We can tidy this up.
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Look. See? Look.
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Yeah, that looks much better.
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- Still, at least I've brought the drinks.
- And I have the nibbles.
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- What?
- The nibbles.
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Very good.
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Oh, no! Boggy and Moss ate them.
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Look at this!
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Tastes good.
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See? Bridget won't even notice the mess.
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Marty, you're so funny.
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Anyway, here is my humble home.
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Mr Ross, I'm a huge fan.
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What is that?
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It's a pigpen. We stole it from a farm lorry.
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What a shame, no pig.
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Boggy and Moss are bringing her later.
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- This place...
- This place is very...
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I'm so angry!
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..angry. I love it!
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Yes. Yes, it's my angry art phase.
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All my own ideas, you know.
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- Cocktail?
- Nibble?
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And this is fantastic. Original?
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Very original.
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Very Damian Pollasco. I love art.
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They call me Arty Marty, you know.
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Is it...for sale?
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The man's an idiot. He wants to buy a wall.
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Much too expensive.
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Much too precious.
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Name your price.
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Can you deliver them to me tomorrow?
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Sure. No problem.
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Nick, what's this cocktail called?
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It's an Arty Marty.
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It's rich, sickly and very thick.
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Nick, your date is here.
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Of course she is.
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Next time in Extra...
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Nick goes to the dentist.
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Annie can't speak.
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And why does an inspector call?
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And why does an inspector call?
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