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This is the story of Bridget and Annie,
who share a flat in London,
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and the boys next door,
Nick and his friend Hector from Argentina.
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Bridget and Hector work for Channel 9
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and Annie wants a job too,
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but Nick just wants
babes, babes and babes.
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Stand by for Extra.
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'Dear Miss Taylor,
thank you for your recent CV,
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'but at present we haven't got anything
to suit your talents.'
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'Dear Miss Taylor...
Blah- blah- blah- blah.'
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How surprising.
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What is the point of all that studying
if I cannot get a job?
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Right, last one.
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Paws crossed, Charley.
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'Dear Miss Taylor...'
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What is the point of having a car
if you cannot park?
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'Thank you for your recent letter...'
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She's got four eyes and reptile skin.
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'We are very pleased to tell you...'
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- She sees your car...
- '..that you have been successful...'
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She slides over to it.
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She's got you!
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'..in your application as a...'
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Yes, she is the...
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Traffic warden!
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- Correct.
- What?
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I've just got a ticket.
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I've just got a job.
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As a traffic warden?
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- Annie, you'll be one of them.
- One of who?
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Annie is going to be a traffic warden.
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Well, I have to pass
the entrance exam first.
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- What is a traffic warden?
- Someone who spoils your day.
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A traffic warden is someone
who stops stupid people
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parking their stupid cars
in stupid places.
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See? It's started.
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I didn't know
you wanted to be a traffic warden.
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I didn't know either,
but no one else would have me.
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But it is good for the environment
to reduce the cars on our roads.
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- So you will have another exam?
- Yeah.
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Another exam.
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Well, don't worry. I can help.
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I've got experience of traffic wardens.
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OK, Hector, you can be the driver...
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and I will be the traffic warden.
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- OK.
- You can't park there.
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- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't.
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- Yes, I can.
- No.
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Yes, I can, because this is a bus stop
and I am driving a bus.
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The excuses I hear.
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Sorry, sorry.
Emergency appointment.
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- Bad leg.
- Which leg?
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No, no, no, it's not me. It's my hamster.
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Sweet.
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Sorry, Eric! Eric?
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Surely we can come to some arrangement?
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Of course we can, sir.
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You can pay for the ticket,
I can go home for my tea.
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Sorry, sorry, but I was late for lunch
and there wasn't a place to park.
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But surely we can sort this out?
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When a beautiful woman
meets a handsome man...
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Well, you're in my little black book now,
darling.
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I've only been two minutes!
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Well, I have started...so I'll finish.
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Sorry, I got stuck up a chimney.
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Yes, and there are fairies
at the bottom of my garden, sir.
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Rudolph!
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Rudolph!
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See? Now you know what to expect.
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I can't wait.
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'Late ironing - penalty £20.'
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'Late washing- up - penalty £5.'
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Annie.
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I need a drink.
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I don't believe it.
She's clamped the fridge.
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Did you have a good day, Bridget?
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- Yes, I did.
- Why is the TV moved?
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Annie towed it away this morning.
No licence.
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Really, Hector, you must talk to her.
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She's too serious
about this traffic warden exam.
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I do try, but if I stop to talk to her,
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she gives me a parking ticket.
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Anyway, exciting news.
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Channel Nine is presenting
the Miss Euro babe Beauty Contest.
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And guess who Eunice wants
to present the show.
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- Me!
- You, Hector!
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I could enter the contest myself,
but I might...
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- Frighten the judges?
- Win.
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The programme will need my expertise.
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And mine!
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- So will you present the show, Hector?
- When is it?
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- Next Friday.
- That's the day of Annie's exam.
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A double contest, then.
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But you'll be OK. I'll help you.
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Think of those babes!
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It's my job to give you
all the information about the girls,
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so nothing can go wrong.
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- Well, OK, then.
- Good. Great.
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So, when do we start?
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We?
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Well, Hector will need an interpreter
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to help him talk to all those babes.
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Nick, you're not getting involved
in this show.
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What is the point of having a car
if you cannot park?
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- What is a traffic warden?
- Someone who spoils your day.
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Sorry, sorry, but I was late for lunch
and there wasn't a place to park.
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And guess who Eunice wants
to present the show.
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- Me!
- You, Hector!
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- Well, OK, then.
- Good. Great.
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You have a very difficult job.
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You are right.
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But a very important job.
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Thank you, sir.
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No, I mean it.
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I know, but I've still
got to give you a ticket.
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That's OK. It's your job.
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There you are, sir. Have a nice day.
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Thank you. And you.
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How nice to meet a reasonable customer.
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Why are you dressed to go to war, Annie?
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I'm going for my traffic warden exam.
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Are you expecting trouble?
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There are a lot of difficult motorists
out there.
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What have you got there?
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It's the information
for the Euro babe contestants.
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Hector must learn
what each girl likes and dislikes.
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- Anything interesting?
- Let's see.
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She likes children and animals.
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She likes children and animals.
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She likes children and animals.
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This one's different. Miss Holland Babe.
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She likes reading and her ambition...
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is to learn to read.
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Here's another one. Miss Belgium Babe.
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Her ambition is to go to the moon.
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But she doesn't like flying.
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Well, it should be an exciting show.
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I hope so.
Well, at least Hector is ready for it.
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And so...
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am I.
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I said no.
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Cue Hector.
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Good evening
and a very warm well...come
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to Channel Nine's Eurobaby Contest live.
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Yes, OK. Get on with it.
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Have we got some lovely ladies
for you tonight. Have we?
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Yes, of course we have.
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Yes, yes, we have. Of course we have.
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So let's meet our lovely contestants
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eager to wear
the Channel Nine Eurobaby Crown.
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Nick, get off now.
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Nick! Get off now!
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If you don't get off
by the time I count to three,
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I will cut off your ears.
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One...two...
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Comedy!
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Cue Miss Swedenbabe.
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So let's meet our first contestant.
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Miss Swedenbaby!
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This is why I didn't want you here.
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What's that?
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Miss Englandbabe is where?
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She's been clamped?
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Well, tell her to get a taxi, then.
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She won't leave her Porsche?
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I'll come and get her.
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Who's going to do this?
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Listen to me.
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You have one simple job.
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You must tell Hector who each girl is.
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Their names are on these cards. Got it?
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Do not mess it up.
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Who? Me?
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Thank you, Miss Swedenbaby!
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Miss Finlandbabe!
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Miss Finlandbaby!
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Well, good luck with the elephants.
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Thank you, Miss Finlandbaby.
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Miss Spainbabe!
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Miss Spainbaby!
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You are not Miss Spainbaby.
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So, Miss Italybaby,
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it says here that your hobbies
are children and animals.
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Fascinating.
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Yes! It's your favourite traffic warden.
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It's...me!
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I passed!
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Where is everybody?
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The Eurobabe Contest.
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Well, good luck with the dolphins.
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Thank you, Miss Italybaby.
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Miss Hungarybaby!
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Are you Hungary? Are you Hungary?
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You are not Miss Hungarybaby.
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So welcome, Miss...oh, no.
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- How's it going?
- Very well. No problems.
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She's a bit emotional, I think.
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We've got big problems.
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Miss Englandbabe will not come here.
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- She's broken a nail.
- Nasty.
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But we've got to have
a Miss Englandbabe. We are in London.
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Yes, Eunice? Right away, Eunice.
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Eunice wants to see me. Now.
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Think of something, Nick, and fast.
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..eager to wear
the Channel Nine Eurobaby Crown.
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Miss Englandbabe is where?
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Miss Spainbabe!
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Think of something, Nick, and fast.
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She's a bit emotional, I think.
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- She's broken a nail.
- Nasty.
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And we come to our last contestant
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in this fantastic Eurobaby Contest.
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Last but not least, it is...
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It is...
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Of course!
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It is Miss Englandbaby!
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Welcome, Miss England...
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- Welcome.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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Well, let's find out about you.
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You like pizzas...
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rock 'n' roll and motorbikes.
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My kind of girl!
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And dancing with women.
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I think you mean men. Dancing with...
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Nick!
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What do you think you're doing?
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You said you needed
a Miss Englandbaby fast.
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I meant a woman.
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- Nice legs, Nick.
- Thanks, Annie.
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- Hi, Annie.
- Thank you, Miss Englandbaby.
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And next, we find out why our babies
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want to represent their country.
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There are beautiful women everywhere.
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I know!
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Miss Englandbabe is still missing.
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What are we going to do?
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Eunice said she'll fire me
if I don't find someone.
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Oh, no! No.
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Bingo!
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I hear we have a replacement
for our last contestant.
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It is the new Miss Englandbaby!
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So tell me, Miss Englandbaby...
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why do you want
to represent your country?
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I want to represent England
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because I care
about the environment, pollution.
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I care about people.
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And I have great legs.
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And the winner of the Channel Nine
Eurobaby Contest is...
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Miss Englandbaby!
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Congratulations, Annie! You did it!
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You are the most beautiful
traffic warden in Europe!
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Next time in Extra...
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Nick gets a job in a kung fu movie.
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Bridget nearly loses her job.
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And what happens
when Annie meets a new man?
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And what happens
when Annie meets a newman?
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