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They're not getting sick pay!

Why don't you take a day off, Akechi-senpai!

As members of the police, we have a duty to protect the people every single day.

We're the Genius 4, and there's a really important event today...

Don't sneeze on me!

Why don't we postpone it!

Kokoro-chan!

We came by to visit.

DON'T CALL ME KOKORO-CHAN!

Goodness, she looks awful.

Akechi-san, you'll feel better after eating these.

Peaches.

We brought yellow peaches and white peaches.

That's wonderful.

I don't want any!

I'm finished.

Oh, no!

Kokoro-chan! Stay with mel!

Can you eat peaches!

Oh, no! I forgot to bring a can-opener!

That happens all the time.

I'll use my Toys.

I love peaches!

We'll have to postpone it.

We have to give a talk on traffic safety and say hi to everyone.

We'll handle everything!

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We, Milky Holmes...

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We're professionals!

I'm Touyama Saku.

I'm a super-genius with an IQ over 1000!

I'm Akechi Kokoro-chan!

Don't call me Kokoro-chan!

Hello, Sir.

We're G-4.

Would you like to shake our hands!

Go ahead.

Hell no!

You're not taking this seriously, Milky Holmes!

You can fool everyone else, but you can't fool me.

Do it again!

Yes, sir!

We're really sorry!

They're always using their Toys for such trivial things.

Good morning.

What's going on!

Is the stock market doing well?

Marine-san!

She can sing again!!

No, that's an impostor.

But she looks just like her.

No she doesn't!

She's just dancing like her.

Well, she's a good dancer.

Yeah!

Her name is...

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Well, there was someone called Hamasaki Ma-ma-something before.

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But now...

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That's awful!

Look!

Look at all those views.

Um...

One, ten, 100...

Over seven billion people have seen it!

If she gets paid per view...

100 million more people just saw it!

That's what I'm worried about. She might become more famous than the real Marine.

Excuse me, Producer.

What is it, Miki?

I don't think you should tell Marine-chan about this.

She would feel terrible.

I've got it!

The crook is right here with us!

What are you talking about, Sher?

The culprit behind this video is...

Hojo Miki-san! You arranged this, didn't you!

W-What are you talking about!

I said that you're the mastermind.

I- haven't done anything!

I know.

You shouldn't joke about things like this, Sher-san.

She's right!

Why would she impersonate Marine-san!

Someone's impersonating me!

That's right.

Miki-san said—

What's going on! Who's impersonating me!

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T-This is horrible.

No one likes me anymore.

Marine-chan.

Marine-san.

You'll be finel Don't give up!

You're not convincing her. Just give up. You'll be finel Don't give up!

It's all your fault, Sher.

You accused Miki for no reason.

That's right.

You don't even have any proof.

But my grandfather's ghost told me it was her.

Don't you feel bad for Marine-san!

We have to do something about that video.

I know!

We just need to stop the impersonator in the video!

Let's do it! Detective Milky Holmes, let's get moving!

Yeah!

Now, let's find out who's making the videos!

Where should we start?

Leave it to me.

We can use Toys to trace their location!

Impressive!

Wow!

Kazumi here.

Alice here.

We're the Feathers!

What's wrong, Nero-san!

We need you to find someone.

Her name's Tenkujo Nerima. She uploaded a video.

Piece of cake!

We'll get right back to you.

Thanks!

You're making them do it for us?

They're such dependable students.

Yeah!

Cheer up, Marine-chan.

Miki-chan.

I don't know who to believe in anymore.

Not everyone's like that.

Your producer, your manager and Milky-san. They all believe in you.

Right!

That's far enough!

Stop impersonating Marine!

Who are you!

I'm doing a shoot.

We're Detective Milky Holmes.

You must be Tenkujo Nerima-san.

Please delete your videos.

Why!

Because you're hurting Marine-chan!

Marine-san likes my videos!

It's not just the video. The comments make things even worse.

Oh, is that all?

Ill be right back.

Aren't you ready yet!

You're causing trouble for the real Marine.

Cut it out!

Who the hell are you!?

Why would Marine-chan not like what I'm doing?

I've got to make more videos for her!

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Am I doing anything illegal by uploading these videos!

Y-You're breaking copyright laws.

No I'm not,

The video websites I'm using have permission to use her music.

Permission to use her music?

Is that like a tonkatsu restaurant?

So I'm allowed to dress up as Amagi Marine and sing her songs.

I'm not doing anything wrong.

That's not the problem.

Please stop! Do it for Marine-chan!

Milky-san.

Marine-chan!

You've done more than enough.

But. +e

Nerima-san isn't doing anything wrong.

It's my fault for losing my Elements.

That's right!

Everyone forgot about her when she lost her music. So...

I'll be a star for her sake.

You can't replace her!

An impostor will never be better than the original!

Really!

Look!

I've got so many views.

At this rate, I could be world-famous!

All your fans will love me in your place!

You're horrible!

What!

You don't have to do that!

Don't you feel bad for her?

Fine. I'll delete the videos.

On one condition.

I'm going to upload a new video tomorrow.

You all can upload one too if you like.

If you can get more views than me in a week, I'll delete all my videos.

But if I win, you'll retire as Detectives.

Understood. You have a deal.

Kamaboko!

Please get in the box!

Oh, Kamaboko!

Fine! Watch me.

I'm stuck!

This is Sher's movie!

She didn't get very many views.

I heard that kitty videos are popular!

This is a Sher video.

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At this rate, we'll lose.

We'll manage!

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Do you have a cold, Herc!

I think I got it from Akechi-san.

They're no match for me.

I've got over a billion views in six days.

Hey, did you see that video!

Yeah. I'm glad I saw that video!

She's the real deal.

I'm glad I lived long enough to watch this video.

I know what you mean.

Let's watch it again.

Yeah. I never get tired of it.

What a heartbreaking video!

Marine-chan's incredible!

Excuse me...

Marine-chan!

I don't have time for this!

Anyone can dance like this.

She's got over 900 million views.

This isn't good.

Please give it back.

I haven't gotten any more views.

But. +e

I have a secret weapon!

If I keep reloading the page, I can get more views!

I just need the F5 key!

W-Why isn't it working!

I knew something fishy was going on.

Take a close look.

That's not the F5 key.

I thought there was something strange with your computer.

Your F5 key was quite faded.

You cheated.

That's why you managed to make your videos more popular than Marine-san's videos.

We knew there was something sneaky going on.

Marine's producer found out about it.

I just wanted to help my beloved Marine-chan.

That's all.

That's all, but...

That's all, but...

Dancing!

That's her Element, all right.

Come here, Marine!

Let's begin the game!

Can you beat me!

This dimension...

I know! I know what you're doing!

You're having a dancing tournament!

Close, but not quite.

Today's contest will be...

...a boy contest!

A boy contest!

I-I've never heard about this before.

Whoever can become a real boy will win.

Here goes.

You're pretty cute without your glasses.

You're just my type.

Hey! Marine-san!

Don't let her fool you!

There's no wall behind you!

I-I'm sorry.

Not bad, huh!

Your turn.

What'll we do!

Why don't we send out Nero!

I don't wanna be a boy.

We'll have to use...

Elise!

Okay! We'll make you a real boy!

Perfect!

Something's missing.

I know.

Thanks...

...for trusting me...

...Sherlock.

That reminds me of Student Council President Henriette.

In any case, just believe that you're a boy!

O-Okay.

I'm a boy.

I'm a boy.

I-It's so bright!

She hasn't changed.

You're just a girl with makeup on.

Take a closer look, moron!

It's kinda embarrassing.

Look closely.

Right here!

She's got an Adam's Apple!

You know I'm a boy, don't you?

But that's not enough.

I'm a boy, through and through!

I-1 give up.

She's so manly!

Good work, Herc.

I'm glad my cold deepened my voice.

How'd you get an Adam's Apple!

I used one of my cough drops.

I'm sorry, Marine.

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It's all right.

It's good to have you back, Dancing.

Welcome back!

Yeah!

I just wanted to support Marine-chan.

I didn't want to make her suffer.

You were just like me.

You must've watched me for a really long time.

Even my fans liked you better.

So many of my fans watched my video.

You taught me something important.

Idols need their fans to believe in them.

Marine-chan.

What the hell is this!?

If we can upload more videos of Marine-chan, she'll be even more popular!

Let's use the secret videos we took!

It'll be great.

We'll get lots of views!

You'll be so popular.

See! It's perfect!

Oh, I'm sick of this worthless crap!

This is Marine-chan sleeping, Part 2.

I'm full.

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