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THEME SONG:♪♪Far away in amysterious place♪
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♪called The Silver Lining,
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♪The Care Bears facea mission♪
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♪that calls forBelly Badge Power!♪
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♪Gettin' help from back homethrough The Caring Tower.♪
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♪Good Luck, Funshine andCheer, the leader.♪
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♪Dibble, Grumpy and Sharerollin' in the Cloud Seeker.♪
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♪Protect as Seeds ofCaring are sown,♪
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♪so Care-A-Lotcontinues to grow!♪
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♪Caring is the key toUnlock The Magic!♪
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♪Care Bears: helpingothers care and share!♪
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♪It's Magic. Care Bears:Unlock The Magic!♪♪
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Be careful not to disturb anything.
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You got it, Bedtime.
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The team's been briefed
on showing respect
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for archeological sites.
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I'm documenting
the site with photos
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and everybody else is
measuring and mapping.
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Wonderful! I can't wait to add your report
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to my study of the history
of the Silver Lining!
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We're on it!
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Man, this place is creepy.
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No kidding. It's enough to
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give your goosebumps
goosebumps.
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Dudes! Check it out!
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It's the latest fashion-forward
gear for archeologist types.
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Funshine,
that isn't funny.
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We're trying to get some work done here.
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Would ya quit
clownin' around?
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Aw, feelin' low,
best buds?
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Have these ruins
wrecked your day?
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Funshine, can you be
funny some other time?
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We need the site
scanned with the radar.
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Man, you guys just
don't get my kinda humor.
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"Funshine! That wasn't funny!"
It was funny!
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Whoa!
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What have we here?
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Huh? Could that be
a ding-dong doorbell?
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Hmm. We're not s'posed to
mess with anything, but, ah,
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hey, doorbells are meant
for ringin', right?
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Hey!
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Huh? Who are you?
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I am called the Laffinpuff!
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The funniest creature
who ever lived!
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Centuries ago,
when I lived in this 'burb,
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the local yokels got worn
out from bustin' a gut
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all the time,
so they started avoidin' me.
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Well, the Laffinpuff knows
when he's not wanted!
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So I used my magic to
withdraw from the world.
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To wait, all alone,
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'til someone came along
who'd appreciate my humor.
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That's you!
An audience! Finally!
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I am so happy to see you
I could just jump for joy!
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Ah!
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Hmm. I dunno, dude.
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Your routine's sorta
old-school, don'tcha think?
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Oh, I think you'll find that
I am irresistibly funny.
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Ta-da!
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You are too-too funny!
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Ah, laughter.
What a wonderful sound.
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I get why you locked
yourself away.
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It's a total bummer when
my jokes don't get laughs.
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I sure wish I could make people
laugh like you do, Laffindude.
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Wish granted!
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Close your eyes, kid,
this may get messy.
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Huh? Oh! Uh!
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You are now
just as funny as me!
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Seriously?
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When it comes to comedy
I'm always serious.
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Well, have fun, I gotta run!
Wanna see how things
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have changed around
the Silver Lining. Later!
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Oh, there you are.
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We were starting to
wonder where you went.
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Funny you should ask.
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I was out at the
archaeological dig, and-
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Okay, thanks, but I didn't
get to the punchline yet!
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I must be funnier
than I thought.
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I don't even need a punchline!
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It works! The wish!
It's for real!
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Okay, great audience!
But hey,
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save some of that for when
I'm giving you my real jokes!
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Huh. Well, I guess
when you got it, you got it.
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And I guess I got it!
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Good Luck, could you
please pass the mustard?
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Could I? Could I?
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That's hilarious!
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Um, guys? I, uh,
I wasn't trying to be funny,
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I just, like,
wanted the mustard.
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So I ran into
this Laffinpuff dude,
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and he granted my wish:
to be really-really funny?
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But there's a problem:
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everything I say gets laughs,
even when it's not funny.
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So, like, you got any clue
what I can do to, uh-
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Stop it! Stop it! Funshine, you're such a riot!
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Okay now.
This isn't funny.
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Hey dudes,
I gotta come clean.
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I, uh, I haven't
been upfront with you.
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See, I had a run-in
with this magic dude.
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He did a spell-thingie on me,
and it makes you guys think
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that everything
I say is funny.
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That's hilarious!
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Hey! It's not a joke!
It's the truth! You guys!
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Cheer! What if I told you
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the Bad Crowd was
about to ambush us?
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Grumpy! What if I said the
Cloudseeker was overheating
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and about to melt down
like a blob of ice cream
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on a hot sidewalk?
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Please!
I'm not being funny!
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Huh? What?
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Hey, kid!
Good to see ya!
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Havin' fun?
Gettin' lotsa laughs?
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Hey, I'm here on
serious business.
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I need to get my wish
un-wished.
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Oh, an un-wish?
No can do.
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When I granted your wish,
I made you
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all-funny,
all-the-time! Oh!
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All the time?
You didn't tell me that!
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Aww, didn't I?
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Then I guess
the joke's on you!
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Dude, that isn't funny.
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No one ever tells
the Laffinpuff he isn't funny.
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Well, you're not.
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So! Ya wanna break
the terms of the wish, eh?
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Tell ya what
I'm gonna do.
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We're gonna have
a contest!
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For a fixed period of time,
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you must not laugh, giggle,
chortle, or even s-n-n-nicker
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while I, the Laffinpuff,
do my best to crack-you-up!
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Huh?
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If you succeed I shall remove
the spell but if you fail...
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you'll spend the rest
of eternity as my audience,
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laughing at all
my jokes forever!
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Whatta ya say?
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If that's the chance
I gotta take
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to un-wish this
bogus wish, then I'm in.
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This is how long
you must keep a straight face!
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Remember one laugh
and you lose!
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Yikes.
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Ta-da!
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Anybody get the license
of the truck that hit us?
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So. You won.
Well congratulations.
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Ah!
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Huh?
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Your wish is now
un-granted.
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You mean
I'm not funny anymore?
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Eh, only when
you wanna be.
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And you're okay with me not
being your comic partner?
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It would've been
a hoot-n'-a-half,
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but I tell you what.
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When I was out
in the Silver Lining
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I found a whole
new audience!
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You did?
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It's...
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the Whiffles!
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There must be a zillion
of 'em! Maybe more!
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I can tour
the Silver Lining
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and they'll never
get tired of my humor!
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It's what you
always wanted!
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You said it!
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Ah!
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And from you I also
learned a lesson.
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I won't make 'em laugh
from any magic spell.
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I'll make 'em laugh through
the magic of humor!
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Hey, works for me.
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Anyone seen Funshine?
Where'd he get to this time?
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Did somebody call
for Mr. Comedy?
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Tah-dah!
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Will you quit clowning
around and get to work?
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They didn't laugh! Yes!
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Thank you, guys,
thank you!
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That is the best thing
I heard all day!
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Over the shoulder!
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Pure luck!
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Off the cloudseeker.
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Hey!
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Why arent your powers on
the fritz like ours?
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Just lucky, I guess. Watch me
make this impossible shot.
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GOOD LUCKBoom!
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Good Luck is getting all the
luck now or maybe not.
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