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Hinako bath! Hinako bath!

Full of steam! Hinako bath!

Hinako bath! Hinako bath!

You think you can see, but you can't! Hinako bath!

Paradise, paradise!

Come on in!

II II

Welcome!

Hinako's Bath

Entrance Fee 10,000 yen (tax included)

Benefits

1. Time in the bath is fun.

2. The body is strengthened.

Welcome to Hinako's Bath!

That'll be 10,000 yen, please!

Thanks! I've been waiting for you!

Wait, isn't this just 10 yen?

Baths feel so nice.

I'm always so happy when I'm in the bath or when I'm sleeping.

I really am Japanese, after all!

I mean, even though I'm an anime character now.

That look on your face... You're making fun of me, aren't you?

Jeez!

Take that! And that! And that! And that!

Big hit!

If you make fun of me again, there's more where that came from!

Hup!

We've gotten comfortably warm, so do you want to start now?

Start what?

Honestly, if you're gonna come in with me...

then of course we have to do it!

You know, it! It!

Nooo!

I mean training!

Training

Number 1

Number 1!

In the bath

Arm stretch for the

shoulders and back

The arm stretch for the shoulders and back!

First, lace your fingers together,

and stretch all the way up!

We'll do three sets, with a count of ten for each set.

Here we go!

And one.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

No matter what exercise you're doing, it's never good to stop breathing!

Okay then, round two! Here we go!

And...

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Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

When you're used to this exercise,

it's okay if you twist to the side...

...and move like this!

Okay, last set!

And...

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Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Okay, all done. Next up...

Training

Number 2

Number 2!

In the bath

Posture Improving

Chest Stretch

A posture improving chest stretch!

Okay, put your hands together behind you...

stick your chest out and take a deep breath while you lift your shoulders.

This is an exercise especially recommended for people that do a lot of work at desks,

to open up the chest.

This one will also be done in three sets for a count of ten.

Here we go!

And...

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Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

This one is said to be effective for enhancing the bust.

Hey, where are you looking?!

Such a perv, jeez!

C'mon, second set, let's go.

And...

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Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Oh, that's right!

While you're doing this exercise,

don't relax your arms when you're stretching.

Okay, last one!

And...

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Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Great! Okay, next one!

Training

Number 3

Number 3!

In the bath

Stomach Tightening

Underwater Sit-ups

Stomach tightening underwater sit-ups!

Hold on to the edge of the tub,

or put your hands on the bottom of the tub.

Then, bring your knees to your stomach, like this.

Huh? You don't get it?

Jeez, I guess I have to show you then...

Bring your stomach and your knees together, like this.

Make sure to tense your stomach, okay? After all, this is an ab exercise!

This will also be done in three sets for a count of ten.

Okay then, here we go!

And...

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Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

When you've got a big tub, it'd probably be good to try to stretch just a bit further.

Okay, second set. Here we go!

And...

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Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

If your stomach is feeling a bit bad, don't push yourself.

Okay, last set. Here we go!

And...

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Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Okay, then, next is...

Training

Number 4

Number 4! It's the last one!

In the bath

Bloat-reducing

Body Twist

The bloat-reducing body twist!

Cross your legs...

and bring the forearm of the opposite arm over your knees.

And then, just twist your body and stop.

Do that for two sets with a count of ten.

Two sets for each side, and we'll alternate sides.

Okay, let's start.

And...

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Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

While counting, stretch your back and your neck properly!

Next, we'll do it in the other direction.

Change your arms and legs...

And...

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Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Here's the third set. Change your arms and legs again...

Okay, here we go.

And...

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Seven.

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Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Just one more and we're done!

Oh, what we're doing now can be done anywhere,

so when you're not in the bath you can try it in your room too!

Change your arms and legs.

Okay, last one, here we go!

And...

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Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Training complete!

You did a great job!

Next we can take a long soak in the bath and relax! Oh...

Captain Hiyoko will be here soon...

G-good evening.

It is quite the good evening, Captain Hiyoko!

Good evening, Private Hinako.

How many times do I have to tell you not to call me by my name?!

Huh? But it's such a cute name!

Jeez, I always tell you I don't like it, don't I?

Okay, I'll be careful.

At any rate, I always think this, but this tub really is uncomfortable.

That isn't true!

I should be in a tub,

but it's kind of soft or doughy...

It's a very strange feeling.

That's because you're sitting on top of me, Captain.

Ah, is that why?!

This is why it's so doughy.

Over here, too.

And a bit over here, too.

And here!

There... that feels... good...

Honestly, Hinako-chan, you've only just become well-developed...

And look, here...

With so much meat on you, you'll become much more sluggish.

Th-that's mean, Captain! Pointing out things that people are self-conscious about...

And what's more, in front of other people...

That was rude of me.

I showed you some really unsightly flesh...

Captain!

Oh, well...

Um... well...

Captain, you're going to start growing yourself, so there's no need to rush it.

Wh-what are you talking about?

Ah, Captain, you look tired, so shall I give you a massage?

I don't want one.

I'll give you one.

I said I don't want one.

Hey! I said I don't want one!

S-stop it!

Th-that ti-tickles, s-s-s...

Stop, you moron!

Huh? Captain...

I think they saw a lot.

Huh?

Did you see a whole lot?

I'll never be a bride!

Please, take me.

Uh, what?

Since you saw everything...

please, take me!

Captain...

I see, you don't want me...

After all, I'm a little shorty...

C-Captain...

Well, now there's no choice but to kill you.

Whoa!

Now, Captain, that's going too far!

I mean, since everything was foggy due to the steam, I didn't see anything.

But I showed a little.

Uh, um... huh? There's this much steam?

Jeez, I can't see a thing!

Captain? Captain, where are you?

I wonder where Captain is? Where is she?

Ah, jeez, I get it, so quit!

I found the Captain!

Hey, stop that!

Captain, I got my hands on something good, something real good!

Whoa! Wh-what?!

Smiling Young

Lady Bath

Just entering the bath

can bring you beauty...

perhaps.

Today is co-ed bath day!

Huh? Uh...

C..c..co-ed bath.

Animal

All-over

Meat Juice Treatment

It's time to wash ourselves, Captain. I'll do your back.

No thanks, I'll do it myself.

I've learned my lesson...

I'm just going to wash and rinse like normal...

Fine. Please do it, then.

Okay!

Now, next is the shampoo.

For Hiyoko

Hey, you don't have to use that thing with me.

Huh? Don't you always use this?

It's fine. I'm not a child.

Okay, okay, I got it.

Captain is a weirdo.

You can do it, Hiyoko...

With this, you've gone one step higher on the stairway to adulthood.

You don't have to try to act brave...

I-I'm not "acting" at all!

Right, right.

Just one "right" is enough.

Riiiiiiight!

Don't make it longer!

It's your turn next.

Okay, thanks, Captain!

Scrub, scrub...

Scrub... scrub...

Okay, now... the other side too.

Hinako-chan, I'll give you a special massage effective for dieting!

Really? Thank you!

Okay, then, here it goes.

Captain, it kind of hurts a bit...

Pain makes it more effective, so please deal with it.

O-okay...

Ouch!

Captain... I think I've had enough...

The real massage starts now, though.

Huh?!

Please, stop!

Here I go!

Okay, all done! Now, let's go soak in the hot water!

Okay.

I feel kind of tired, but when we're in the bath together it's fun, so that's nice!

I agree, I've felt better and better, I think.

Okay, to end it, let's all count to one hundred, then get out.

Yes.

But if you start to feel dizzy, don't push yourself and go ahead and get out.

Yes, yes.

Oh, also, if you open and close your hand in the water,

the water pressure is good for strengthening your grip.

So try it while I'm counting, okay?

Okay then, here we go...

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

Eleven.

Twelve.

Thirteen.

Fourteen.

Fifteen.

Sixteen.

Seventeen.

Eighteen.

Nineteen.

Twenty!

Twenty-one.

Twenty-two.

Twenty-three.

Twenty-four.

Twenty-five.

Twenty-six.

Twenty-seven.

Twenty-eight.

Twenty-nine.

Thirty!

Thirty-one.

Thirty-two.

Thirty-three.

Thirty-four.

Thirty-five.

Thirty-six.

Thirty-seven.

Thirty-eight.

Thirty-nine.

Forty!

Forty-one.

Forty-two.

Forty-three.

Forty-four.

Forty-five.

Forty-six.

Forty-seven.

Forty-eight.

Forty-nine.

Fifty!

Fifty-one.

Fifty-two.

Fifty-three.

Fifty-four.

Fifty-five.

Fifty-six.

Fifty-seven.

Fifty-eight.

Fifty-nine.

Sixty!

Sixty-one.

Sixty-two.

Sixty-three.

Sixty-four.

Sixty-five.

Sixty-six.

Sixty-seven...

Captain?

I'm getting out first, you two can stay here.

See you later.

Okay!

Sixty-eight.

Sixty-nine.

Seventy!

Seventy-one.

Seventy-two.

Seventy-three.

Seventy-four.

Seventy-five.

Seventy-six.

Seventy-seven.

Seventy-eight.

Seventy-nine.

Eighty!

Eighty-one.

Eighty-two.

Eighty-three.

Eighty-four.

Eighty-five.

Eighty-six.

Eighty-seven.

Eighty-eight.

Eighty-nine.

Ninety!

Ninety-one.

Ninety-two.

Ninety-three.

Ninety-four...

You can do it!

Ninety-five.

Ninety-six.

Ninety-seven.

Ninety-eight.

Ninety-nine.

One hundred!

You did great!

Captain still has a long, long way to go before mastering the count to a hundred...

Bath time is over!

Ah, but you can't go home yet. We still have to stretch.

Bye, see you later!

You're here! You're here!

Captain left already.

She seemed a bit tired... so that means...

Two person

Stretch Time

It's two person stretch time!

But really, we'll just do various simple stretches.

Oh. Let's get this started, while our bodies are still warmed up!

First up is this!

Bring your legs apart. The first set will be to the right...

and the second set to the left, just like this.

Then the third set will be in the center, like this.

Your body will be stiff until you get used to this,

so you probably can't do it like I do, but if you keep going you'll steadily get really flexible.

For now, it's fine to just go as far as you can.

Okay, here we go.

And...

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Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Okay, here's round two.

And...

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Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Okay, here's the last one.

And...

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Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Good job.

There are many variations of this stretch,

like bringing your legs together.

Something like this, or any other combination you like would be good.

When your body is flexible, it's harder to get injured, so be sure to stretch properly every day.

Now, here's menu item number 2!

Oof...

Hug your knees, and pull them towards your chest.

Try to hold it like you're rolling.

We'll hold for ten seconds each set, for a set of three!

Okay then, here we go!

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

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Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

When you do this, it has an effect on your back and waist.

Okay, second set. Here we go.

And...

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Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

It kind of looks like we're bugs turned upside-down, huh...

Let's do the last one. Let's go.

Here we go!

And...

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Nine.

Ten!

Okay, all done.

Hup! Next is the neck twist.

On the count of six, change directions.

Okay, here we go.

And...

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Four.

Five.

Hup!

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten.

Relax.

Okay, let's do the second set.

And...

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Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Relax!

Okay, let's do the last one!

And...

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Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

Ten!

Alright.

All done.

Last of all, take a deep breath, and we're finished. Hup.

Take a big breath...

...exhale.

Take a small breath...

...exhale.

Take a big breath...

...exhale.

Take a small breath...

...exhale.

Thanks for accompanying me again today.

Ah, speaking of, this is something just between the two of us, but...

Captain Hiyoko always asks me, "When is that 3D person coming?"

Look at you...

Capturing the hearts of two beautiful, young 2D girls is really horrible. Jeez...

Huh?

Somehow, you don't seem very happy...

What? You say you'll admit that we're not bad,

but you wouldn't go so far as to say we're "beautiful girls"?

What? Jeez, you're so mean!

And I even hung out with you naked...

If we don't put on some clothes soon, we'll both get chilly after this bath.

Okay, this is all I'll give you for today.

I'll be waiting for you again at Hinako's Bath!

Right. I'll lecture you next time.

See you later. Bye-bye!

You can't see that!

Ah, Captain! Huh?

Didn't you go home?

Kyou wa oshigoto de katsuyaku happy happy Doing things at work today happy happy

Dakedo tsukare ga tamatte doyon doyon But exhaustion builds up gloomy gloomy

Souyu toki ni wa fuku wo nugi hadaka ni natte At these times, take off your clothes and get naked

Atsui oyu ni kata made tsukaru dake de hora ne Soak in warm water up to your shoulders, like this

Ofu ofu ofuro Ba-ba-bath

Ofuro de asobo Let's play in the bath

Minna de haireba totemo tanoshii When everyone gets in, it's a lot of fun

Ofu ofu ofuro Ba-ba-bath

Ofuro wa saiko Baths are the best

Hanauta majiri de karada o iyasou Let's heal our bodies while humming a tune

Ofu ofu ofuro Ba-ba-bath

Issho ni hairo Let's get in together

Kaunto ni awasekinniku hogushite refresh Loosen your muscles along with my counting, refresh

Training Together: Bathtime!