Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,840
Thanks
2
00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:19,320
Cousin, It has been given
3
00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,640
Then go upstairs
4
00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,160
Upstairs please
5
00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,080
Please
6
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,760
Over there. Come on
7
00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,760
Mayor Luo, you're here !
8
00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:35,760
Yes
9
00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,840
Cousin, you need to find your classmate
10
00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,120
Mayor Luo has found her
11
00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:39,920
Really?
12
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,960
My cousin Chen Mengji, Mayor Luo
13
00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,320
How are you?
14
00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:43,720
Nice to meet you
15
00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,440
Take a seat
16
00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,320
Thanks
17
00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,080
Please sit
18
00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,640
Waiter, tea please
19
00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,120
Thanks for your concern
20
00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,720
How's my classmate?
21
00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,720
She's doing really bad
22
00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,640
She married Luo Tianshou
23
00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,680
But Luo died 6 months after the wedding
24
00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,440
Are there other members in Luo family?
25
00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,280
There's a fierce mother-in-law
26
00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,520
Fierce mother-in-law?
27
00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,080
And more
28
00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:13,040
The eldest son Tianfu
runs a business in downtown
29
00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:17,240
The 2nd son Tianlu was married
30
00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,440
She's really having a miserable life
31
00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,200
Mayor Luo
32
00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,800
How far is the Luo family from here?
33
00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:25,960
5 miles
34
00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,720
Cousin, does she still know you?
35
00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,320
When I left, she was only 10
36
00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,480
It has been eight years
37
00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:34,880
I think she'd hardly remember me
38
00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,440
Beware of Mrs. Luo
39
00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,120
I asked you to take care of the pig
40
00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,000
Why is there one missing?
41
00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,760
Mother-in-law, when I fed the pig,
42
00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,640
it was still there
43
00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:52,920
You deserve it
44
00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,240
Why are you crying? Sister-in-law
45
00:03:56,320 --> 00:04:00,360
You're too careless
46
00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,760
Right
47
00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,120
Your husband died because you cried
48
00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,800
Besides all day long
you just keep sulking
49
00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,560
Do you want me dead too?
50
00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,800
Touch wood
51
00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,360
I state this now
52
00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,920
If you've one more pig missing,
53
00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000
you're not allowed to enter the door
54
00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,760
What are you still fooling here? Get lost
55
00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,160
Mama Piggy
56
00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,280
Don't you know that
someone has stolen your child?
57
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,960
Deji Grocery is here again
58
00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,680
Come on now
59
00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,880
Every day I carry grocery to streets
60
00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,560
Decorated slippers
61
00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:46,400
The most stylish one
62
00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,160
Cosmetics
63
00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,000
No need to try
64
00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,440
Embellished handkerchief
65
00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:58,120
It's very cheap
66
00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,360
Here's a pair of
new-style gorgeous suspenders
67
00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,280
Beautiful jade shoes
68
00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,840
Fashionable flowery buttons
69
00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,720
Delicate needles
70
00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,400
All are on sale now
71
00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,560
Scarf and silk thread at reasonable prices
72
00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:24,160
Scarf and silk thread. Very cheap
73
00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,480
Deji Grocery is doing business everyday
74
00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,440
It's an old brand
75
00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,960
The perfume is so fragrant
76
00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,880
Come on and buy now
77
00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,920
Come on and buy
78
00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,520
It's very cheap
79
00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,560
My stuff is very cheap
80
00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,240
An old brand doesn't cheat
81
00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,920
Deji Grocery is doing business everyday
82
00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,760
It's a well-known brand
83
00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:06,080
The perfume is so fragrant
84
00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:15,080
It's very cheap
85
00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,160
Deji
86
00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,520
What's on sale?
87
00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,240
What do you want?
88
00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,760
Mrs. Luo
89
00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,720
Let's buy socks
90
00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,840
Cosmetics are good
91
00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,400
Good and many choices
92
00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:39,280
Let's buy this to massage your waist
93
00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,680
Rong Er'ji
94
00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,560
I like honest men
95
00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,600
What'd you think is good for
my lower back-bone?
96
00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:51,640
This hammer is good
97
00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,760
It's called ' Multi-thump'
98
00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:59,680
I...I like massage
99
00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,760
You... you're good
100
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,760
I, I've a stuttering problem.
Do you have any cure?
101
00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:11,560
I suggest you buy
the silver 'Edge' to scrape
102
00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,680
I...
103
00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,760
I don't know how to scrape
104
00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,400
Scrape and you'll feel good
105
00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:24,400
There's a lot of other good stuff
106
00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:29,440
You'll be as white as snow
107
00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:33,360
It'll make your hair smooth and shiny
108
00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,160
This brush is really big
109
00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:41,440
I'm just afraid it might pull at the hair
110
00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:45,400
It's real and good. No cheating
111
00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:49,320
This brush is very durable
112
00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:53,480
I want a brush and two hammers
113
00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:57,080
Okay. 6 dollars and 10 cents
114
00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,200
I want a scraper
115
00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,440
Okay. One scraper
116
00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,000
I want a brush
117
00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,320
A brush
118
00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,840
You'd better be honest
119
00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,360
Surely
120
00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:13,200
I'll kill you if you cheat me
121
00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,440
I'm so happy
122
00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,160
Let's try the brush and hammer
123
00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:21,000
You'll feel good
124
00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,400
Hey
125
00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,320
Hey
126
00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,040
Granny
127
00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,080
Why don't you look for the pig?
128
00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,160
Why... don't you look for the pig?
129
00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,360
Granny won't allow you to come home
130
00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,400
Hey, what the... ?
131
00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:57,280
What're you up to?
132
00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,160
Sister, I'm Chen Mengji
133
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,640
You're Chen Mengji?
134
00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,160
Yes, that's right
135
00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,120
Do you remember me?
136
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,480
It's been quite a long time
137
00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,200
When I left the master,
138
00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,960
I was only 10 years old
139
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,080
My dad mentioned about you when he died
140
00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,240
So I've been looking for you
141
00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,960
I should take care of you
142
00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,920
My life is miserable
143
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,920
I'd rather be dead
144
00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,680
It won't be the solution
145
00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,320
Tell me all about it
146
00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,480
I'll solve your problems
147
00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,040
It's useless
148
00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,320
I lost two pigs
149
00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,600
My mother-in-law doesn't allow me
to go home
150
00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,480
I've an idea...
151
00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,160
to catch the one who stole the pig
152
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,360
I've some gold earrings here
153
00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:42,280
You take them
154
00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,240
...and put them on the pig
155
00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,840
Do as I tell you
156
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,920
and you'll catch the thief
157
00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,040
To put them on the pig?
158
00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,360
Sister-in-law
159
00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,280
How come you've many gold earrings?
160
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,000
Yeah, please do tell
161
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,000
Tell us
162
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:10,760
Father-in-law gave me before he died
163
00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,920
Bastard,
164
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,440
gave these to her behind my back
165
00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,600
I'm going to curse him
166
00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:19,600
he couldn't be peaceful
even if he's a ghost
167
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,600
Why didn't he give me this?
168
00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,040
Right. Tell us
169
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,240
I don't know
170
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,200
Maybe I became a widow so early
171
00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,960
He felt pity for me
172
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,000
Okay. Let's do it tonight
173
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:38,760
Please go upstairs
174
00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:39,400
Is there a vacant seat?
175
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,680
Yes, many
176
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:45,200
Swamp dumplings...
177
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:47,760
The two men going upstairs...
178
00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,760
are the Brothers-in-law of Yunan
179
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,880
Monk, get the tools ready
180
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,000
Okay
181
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,440
Fortune-telling service
182
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,600
Prosperity is what you aspire
183
00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,240
Even ginger needs to be ground
for essence
184
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:04,160
Even roaches are annoyed by a dirty stove
185
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:09,880
My friend, fields & farms
need to be cared for
186
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:15,440
What the hell!
187
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:22,000
How come your face is so pale?
188
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:27,000
Good fortune is evident on your face
189
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:31,400
Your appearance shows good future too
190
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,800
But your brother had bad luck
191
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,200
and he affected yours
192
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:40,600
Your brother has passed away
193
00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,840
Gentlemen, am I right?
194
00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,160
Right?
195
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,400
The feng-shui of your house isn't good
196
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,320
The bad luck hasn't gone yet
197
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,640
But it doesn't matter
198
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,880
It's lucky that you meet me
199
00:11:55,960 --> 00:12:00,480
I'm warning you according to the book
200
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:06,520
Pale and dull your faces are
201
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,560
Cruel and bad your female relatives are
202
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,680
Shameful and humiliating you'll be
203
00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:19,600
Unfaithful your wives will be
204
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:26,760
Your wife is just like your clothes
205
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:34,560
Be careful lest you become poor
206
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:40,800
Your reputation will be ruined
207
00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,880
You'd better pack-up now
208
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:49,000
You'd better go home now
209
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:53,040
Spending a little will save your fortune
210
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:58,040
Go home and you'll be good
211
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,920
Is it true?
212
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,960
Very true
213
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,280
Brother, let's go home
214
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,320
Waiter, check please
215
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:08,920
Yes
216
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,840
No, not now
217
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,720
You must wait till 3 o'clock at night
218
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,760
You'll be rewarded
219
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,080
3 o'clock
220
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,760
Why are you such useless?
221
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,240
I hate you
222
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,680
Do you think that I'll never get tired?
223
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,280
I'm busy tonight. You leave now
224
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,760
It's only 3 o'clock.
You want me to go now?
225
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:56,760
Go now
226
00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,560
Okay
227
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:26,520
Quiet. Be good
228
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,840
There is a ladder here
229
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,520
Is what the fortune-teller said real?
230
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,240
Wait
231
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:41,960
What do we do with the ladder?
232
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,120
Hide it
233
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,760
My wife hasn't gone to bed yet
234
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,120
How can you come inside my room?
235
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,520
You watch these two rooms first
236
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,960
I'll look at the other two
237
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,280
Oh Buddha...
238
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,360
I've been a widow for 10 years
239
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,760
and being a vegetarian for 10 years
240
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:24,800
This is the first time I steal
241
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,160
Shit, mom has been a widow
242
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,800
...and a vegetarian
243
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,400
for almost over ten years
244
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,880
And now she breaks her rules
245
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,480
...and has an affair !
246
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,960
Oh, she is the thief
247
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,440
Sister-in-law is having an affair
248
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,280
Stop it
249
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:55,560
Here's a thief
250
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,720
Is it 3 o'clock now?
251
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,880
I'll steal the pig first
252
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,520
Stop it
253
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,520
Hide yourself
254
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,400
Hide? Where?
255
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,760
You follow me
256
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,600
Over there
257
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,600
You follow me
258
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,400
Buddy, you've brought me here
259
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,040
but where can I hide?
260
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,600
Hide under the bed
261
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,160
So the granny is a thief too
262
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,200
Piggy, stop it
263
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,040
I'll just take the earring and leave
264
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,200
Be a good pig. I'll treat you good
265
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,040
Quiet. One by one
266
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,120
1, 2, 3, 4...
267
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,960
The goddamned butcher hasn't left yet
268
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,200
She's stealing the earring
269
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,520
... not having an affair
270
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,520
How could it be so?
271
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,960
You...
272
00:19:59,040 --> 00:19:59,960
You two?
273
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,680
How could you do this to me?
274
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,200
Don't blame me
275
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,280
I came to take a look
276
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,200
A look?
277
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,960
It sounds like sister-in-law
278
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:16,200
No, it looks like my husband
279
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,560
What? Your husband?
280
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,480
Let go of me.
Taking advantage of me, huh?
281
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,360
Let me go
282
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,160
You're the eldest Mrs. Luo
283
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,120
Help
284
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,880
Don't shout
285
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,200
Let me go
286
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:50,000
Thief...
287
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,920
Mother-in-law, What's the matter?
288
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:52,720
Tianfu is back?
289
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,120
Right
290
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:53,880
What's the matter?
291
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,920
What the hell is it?
292
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,240
There's a thief inside
293
00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:01,000
Help!
294
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,440
Help!
295
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,040
It's him...
296
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,640
Honey, how could it be like this?
297
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,240
The butcher...
298
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:16,960
How's he?
299
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,200
He wants to make a pass at me
300
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,080
The butcher?
301
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,800
Brother, let's go and hit him
302
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,760
Under the bed
303
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,600
Come out now
304
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,520
Hands off now, come on
305
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,080
Ain't you coming out?
306
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,000
I'm not coming out
307
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,680
Are you sure?
308
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,000
Get me some hot water
309
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:42,960
I just prepared a bottle of hot water
310
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,040
That's good
311
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,040
Hurry up
312
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,960
It's very hot
313
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,000
I'm coming out
314
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,480
Serves you right !
315
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,800
Hands off
316
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,120
Who asked you to steal? Speak up
317
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,280
I did... both of us
318
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:09,960
You and my wife?
319
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,360
No
320
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,360
Luckily you've nothing to do with my wife
321
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,240
Stealin' my wife, eh !
322
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,800
Bastard, you've an affair with her
323
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,920
Damn it, when did I?
324
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,600
Quiet
325
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,480
Don't envy.
I'm saying you stealing pigs with her
326
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,360
You and I are different
327
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,880
How is it different with her?
328
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,920
Messing with her quietly
329
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,520
Right
330
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,680
He's stealing the pig with your mother
331
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,000
...and having an affair with your wife
332
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,960
Please forgive me, sir
333
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,160
Zhu Jiu convicted of
enticing innocent family girls
334
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,040
He's sentenced to 3 months in prison
335
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:07,800
Lead him away
336
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,840
Yes
337
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,400
Mrs. Luo, you're the eldest
338
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,040
Yet don't take proper care of the family
339
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:25,360
I order all property of
Luo family to be ...
340
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,840
managed by your sister-in-law Zhang Yunan
341
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,600
Got it?
342
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,640
Hurry up
343
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,800
Young master, take care
344
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,000
Stop
345
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,600
Ah Jin, come along with me
346
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,520
What's there to look at? Go on inside
347
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,080
It's really amusing
348
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,800
The eyes are there to look
349
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:33,920
Why can't I watch then?
350
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,040
He's the eldest son of Mayor
351
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,640
He's a real dirty, horny bastard
352
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,200
He touches every woman he meets
353
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,000
I'm not scared
354
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,240
He touches me, then whom do I touch !
355
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,440
No need to be scared
356
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,760
Take some coal here. It's out of stock
357
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,400
Hurry up
358
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,640
Why are you still standing here?
359
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,120
What are you looking at, bastard?
360
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,840
The tofu girl is pretty
361
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,120
Young master, she is fierce
362
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,800
When is my turn?
363
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,080
Shit! A big butt
364
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,600
There ! He touched the girl again
365
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,600
You want to die, bastard?
366
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,880
You touched my butt. Get lost
367
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,080
You're real bad
368
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,360
Think I won't ask people
to catch you, eh !
369
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,320
Get lost
370
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,520
Don't stop me. I'll hit him
371
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,480
Stop
372
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,360
None of your business
373
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,520
How can you do this?
374
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,640
Stop doing this, young master
375
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,280
It's the street !
376
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,840
So what?
377
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,880
I like it
378
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,960
You're the Mayor's son
379
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,240
You can't do this
380
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,720
I can touch anyone I like in my house
381
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,640
Even my grandfather won't stop me
382
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,920
None of your business
383
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,920
It's different
384
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,360
Bring the horse here
385
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,000
Go now
386
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,480
What the hell!
387
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,840
This kind of miscreant
ought to be disciplined
388
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,400
He's shameless
389
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,480
He's the Mayor's son
390
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,680
No one dares to oppose him
391
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,120
Nonsense
392
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,040
We need to punish him
393
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,240
Cousin, you've an idea again?
394
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,040
Young master
395
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,440
Horse...
396
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,560
Watch out for my attack
397
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,360
Young master
398
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,360
Young master
399
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,120
Hey, why're you scaring the horse?
400
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,760
I'm just passing by
401
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,880
I didn't scare the horse
402
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:09,520
How's the business?
403
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,560
It's good. Thanks
404
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,000
-I'm leaving
-Sure
405
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:23,520
Talk to you later
406
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,680
Please come again
407
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,920
Young master
408
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,560
Been a long time ! How are you?
409
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:44,600
How is it ? Are you hurt?
410
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:47,960
How does it feel?
411
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,480
My butt hurts !
412
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,760
Friends, please help...
413
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,640
Come on
414
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,640
Young master, get up
415
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,880
Be careful
416
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,800
Try
417
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,240
Take your time
418
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:29,040
Good... you deserve it
419
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,800
Cheers
420
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,560
Way to go !
421
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,120
It's a shame to see you
422
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,240
You're too selfish,
423
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,360
manipulative and cruel
424
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,480
I'm too angry to hold back my temper
425
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:00,800
I'm going to bite you
426
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,000
Behave yourself, gentleman
427
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,320
I'm a skillful fighter
428
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,280
I'll hit you like hell
429
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,200
You'd better stay still
430
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,280
Why are you so pissed?
431
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,120
Why're you after my flesh ?
432
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,440
You damn bastard tried to harm Uncle Jing
433
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,440
You're really sleazy
434
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,640
How dare you take on me?
435
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,440
I will take revenge on you
436
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,440
I'm strong and brave to take you on
437
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,400
You deserve all this humiliation
438
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,320
Uncle Jin was nearly harmed by you
439
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,640
I don't fear any revenge
440
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,760
I'm brave and strong
441
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,840
I never lose a battle
442
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,760
Uncle Jing, please be merciful
443
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,640
It'll save you fortune and luck
444
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:17,080
Would you be content
if I put down my pen?
445
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,880
It's a good thing to have no foes
446
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,000
Then you should help me
447
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,840
No problem. I'll treat you to dinner
448
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,520
You would pay?
449
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,520
No problem
450
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,000
Okay
451
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,080
Take it easy
452
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,880
Waiter, one more seat
453
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,440
One more seat
454
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,080
Chen Mengji
455
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,680
What's the matter?
456
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,880
You've a good fortune
457
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,640
So everyone says you look great
458
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,360
I'm a fortune-teller now
459
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,880
I'm not your competitor anymore
460
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,960
Thanks, uncle Jing
461
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,520
You're so talented
462
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,920
I'm no match for you
463
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:02,680
Thanks
464
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,680
Let's toast
465
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,120
Thanks
466
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,680
Watch out
467
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,000
Hey, you bitch
468
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:15,960
What the hell!
469
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:16,960
How could you pour water
all over the place?
470
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,840
Damn bitch,
did it have anything to do with you?
471
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,400
Do you want a fight?
472
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,120
Or do you want to get hit?
473
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,840
Who told you to pour water onto my door?
474
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,440
Look, my pants are soaked
475
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:25,800
Bloody what the... !
476
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,160
How can the water wet your pants?
477
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,080
You ask your husband
if he is able to do it?
478
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,920
Told you not to argue with her
479
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
It's you
480
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,400
The name of the shop really sucks
481
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,040
It's called Linji
482
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,720
Why ain't it called Yinji?
483
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,280
Had it been ' Yinji ',
484
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,240
you wouldn't mess around here
485
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,400
You said I mess around here ?
486
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,960
Who do you think you are ?
487
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:48,880
Filthy slut !
488
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,400
What? You call me a slut
489
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:51,840
What proof do you have?
490
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,480
How dare you insult me!
491
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,600
These two lousy women
492
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,800
... never give you a break
493
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,160
I hear that ...
494
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,120
the toufu girl isn't married yet
495
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,680
Fellow neighbors,
496
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,680
everyone knows that
when uncle Yao is young
497
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,440
He used to work for Li Liangying
498
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,760
Li was an eunuch, right?
499
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,440
How could he have a son?
500
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,040
Jiao
501
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:25,120
Right, I worked for Li
502
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,720
How would you know I couldn't have a son?
503
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,320
C'mon, speak up
504
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,640
Say...
505
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,480
Jiao, you're wrong
506
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,680
You had better leave
507
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,000
It's your fault, You said it that day
508
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,480
It's him saying this
509
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,880
He said I'm better than uncle Yao
510
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,240
Yao is too weak to break even a toufu
511
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,080
It's you
512
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,680
Oh...
513
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,520
How could you say this in public?
514
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,840
It's you who said it
515
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,280
Everyone here knows it
516
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,600
Stop it
517
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,520
If you're afraid of people knowing it,
518
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,240
you shouldn't say it
519
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:06,880
Isn't that right?
520
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:07,960
Is there anything to be afraid of?
521
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,360
Bitch
522
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,200
Damn toufu girl
523
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,600
I'll kill you
524
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,760
Stop it
525
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:29,960
Let me go. Damn it !
526
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,960
Let go of me
527
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,520
Sit down
528
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,320
Please sit, uncle Jing
529
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Sit
530
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,120
She's so feisty !
531
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,920
Let me fool her around
532
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,960
Good
533
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,840
But the lady boss...
534
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,200
Chen will take care of her
535
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,280
What? You want me to fool the lady boss?
536
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:11,600
Of course. It's fair to take one each
537
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,680
Uncle Jin, you'll be the judge
538
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,440
You decide who makes it first
539
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,480
What? Me be the judge?
540
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:20,720
Alright
541
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,400
Two of you come with me
542
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,480
Dad, why do you bring these coolies?
543
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,280
I ask them to move the grindstone
544
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,440
Please move the grindstone back there
545
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,880
Release the rope
546
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,760
Don't move it away
547
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:40,960
Well...
548
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,880
I'm moving the grindstone back there
549
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,720
So you don't have to grind toufu
on the street
550
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,040
A lady works in public
551
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,320
Do you think it's proper?
552
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,440
What's the problem?
553
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,280
I like it. I don't care
554
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,920
I don't care the people watching
555
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,200
You don't know it because you are young
556
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,080
When I worked in the palace,
557
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,840
if the empress knew the maids doing this,
558
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,280
it would be big trouble
559
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,040
Why?
560
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,400
You're a girl,
it's hard to explain to you
561
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,080
Don't you know if you're addicted to it,
562
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,320
you wouldn't find a husband
563
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,200
I'm not going to marry anyone
564
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,040
Not marry?
565
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,240
Sooner or later
you'll be hiding in your room
566
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,880
thinking of getting married desperately
567
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,400
Okay? Hurry up
568
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,560
What are you talking about?
569
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,560
Grinding the toufu?
570
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,160
Why are you bustards
571
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:08,800
staring at me?
572
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:09,880
What do you want?
573
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,280
Toufu
574
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,720
The one to stew meat with
575
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,960
A cent a piece
576
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,680
15 pieces for 15 cents then, right?
577
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,960
For 15 cents, one extra piece for free
578
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,120
16 pieces
579
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,200
I want 15 pieces then
580
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,400
Money
581
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,680
Here is 30 cents
582
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,600
Give me 15 cents change
583
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,080
You've got anything to hold this?
584
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,880
Put them on my hands
585
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,320
I'll give you 15 cents later
586
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,560
You won't have free hand to count then
587
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,520
Lady
588
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,840
You may put the money in my pocket
589
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,920
Say, even if you short-change me some,
590
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,400
I'll consider that my pocket is torn
591
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,280
You're quite generous
592
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,680
Not only am I generous,
593
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,800
to be frank...
594
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,000
but also straight like a stick
595
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,480
One extra piece for you
596
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,360
Here's 15 cents
597
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,760
How comes it's copper money?
598
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,000
This is copper money
599
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,160
What? Copper?
600
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,040
Chen Mengji is a damn bastard
601
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,920
I lent him two dollars
602
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,880
He paid me back copper money
603
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:47,400
It couldn't be true
604
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,520
Chen wouldn't use copper money
605
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,520
Lady, how could you support Chen?
606
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,960
Please take the money
607
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,440
... out of my pocket
608
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,480
Please check if it's all copper
609
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,440
Okay
610
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,840
What are you doing?
611
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,520
No
612
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,000
You grabbed my hand
613
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,880
Get away. What are you doing?
614
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,360
I feel so ticklish
615
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:29,760
What the hell! Picking up a man in public
616
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,680
What?
617
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,600
Liang is bad
618
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,400
For no reason
she just takes off a man's pants
619
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,400
Let's see how you dare
come to the shop front
620
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,400
Stop. I want to buy something
621
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,480
The one on the left
622
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,200
Lady boss
623
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,800
May I help you?
624
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,240
I'd like to have some mushroom
625
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,040
Any other local product you got?
626
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,160
It's a gift for my mother-in-law
627
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,760
Then you should go for sea-cucumber
628
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,560
It's precious and practical
629
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,840
Okay. I want a tael each
630
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:30,920
Okay
631
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,960
Give me a discount
632
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,200
Talking about business,
633
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,960
my shop is famous for
quality and low price
634
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,080
Right, sir
635
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,240
Do you come from abroad?
636
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,800
I'm from South-east Asia
637
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,600
There's a bad man called Jing
638
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:55,720
He foretold my future
639
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,000
and said that I'd be marrying a fat woman
640
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,640
Her figure would be 64, 62, 68
641
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,600
God! You're gonna have a tough time
642
00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,920
If my future wife
had a figure as good as yours,
643
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,360
... it'd surely be a good time
644
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,240
A very good time
645
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,400
How could you be so smoothly persuasive?
646
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,080
One works hard to make a living
647
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,200
I mean, just to feed one mouth
648
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,320
I worked hard in South-east Asia
649
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,120
Why so far away?
650
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,440
What's that smell?
651
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:34,280
Smell?
652
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,600
It's durian
653
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,880
Smells awful but tastes good
654
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,640
It'll make your mother-in-law drool
655
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:48,280
Really? I'd like to try later
656
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,240
Where's the toilet?
657
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:56,240
Toilet?
658
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,720
It's back there
659
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Beside the warehouse
660
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,480
Thanks
661
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,520
May I use your toilet?
662
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,480
Sir, why are you practicing so hard?
663
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,360
To hit your wife?
664
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,080
You're kidding
665
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,680
I'd be lucky if she doesn't hit me
666
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,960
Why are you so timid?
667
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,080
Everyone says that Uncle Yao...
668
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,760
of the toufu shop is an eunuch
669
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,880
Who knows when he gets angry...
670
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,160
he didn't allow Liang out of the shop
671
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,280
Liang doesn't dare come to the shop
672
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,000
Really?
673
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:48,640
Yeah
674
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,960
Uncle Yao wields such power
675
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,160
Needless to say
676
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,880
As men, we should show off...
677
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,160
our masculinity when there's a chance
678
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,520
Even hit your wife
679
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,520
So she'll listen to you
680
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,200
Or else...
681
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,120
You understand
682
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:05,800
Hit her?
683
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,160
Put on your clothes and go to the shop
684
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,000
Madam, are they packed?
685
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,440
Done. 4 dollars in total
686
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,000
4 dollars?
687
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,200
4 dollars, thanks
688
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,640
Why the durian was cut?
689
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,000
No one touched it
690
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,040
No one touched it? It has been finished
691
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,960
Oh, you ate it quietly
692
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,280
What the hell!
693
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:46,680
I didn't
694
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,920
Don't deny.
You cut it off and put it back
695
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,120
You didn't do it nicely
696
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,800
You couldn't cheat me
697
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,160
When did I do it?
698
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,640
Don't take me wrong
699
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,640
What're you laughing at?
700
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,640
I'm telling you don't treat me wrong
701
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,920
I am not !
702
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,800
Everyone knows
703
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,360
After eating durian,
the smell will stay in your mouth
704
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,280
Right
705
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:05,920
Right?
706
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,880
I didn't. You took me wrong
707
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,480
Unless you rinse your mouth with tea
708
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:09,600
... the smell will stay
709
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:10,720
I didn't rinse my mouth
710
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,960
I didn't eat it
711
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:12,800
Madam
712
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,560
Do you dare to prove it?
713
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,440
Let me smell your breath
714
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:18,240
I didn't do it
715
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,200
I'll let you smell my breath
716
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:24,840
Smell it, bastard
717
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,400
I have a bad cold
718
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,240
You asshole
719
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,240
Keep on hitting
720
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,240
Better than practising behind
721
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,360
You slut !
722
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,560
Kissing someone behind my back
723
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,720
You bastard, how dare you hit me?
724
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,960
Hit her...
725
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:47,880
Go inside...
726
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,560
I'm not going...
727
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:54,480
Go! I'll hit you inside
728
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,800
I'm not going
729
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,880
Thanks for your tricks
730
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:03,720
The two bitches
dare not mess around again
731
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,840
Jin's trick is better than mine
732
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,800
Surely that's evident
733
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,160
I lose the game to you again
734
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:13,680
How come?
735
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,880
Chen's trick didn't involve money
736
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,640
... and took advantage of her as well
737
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,560
Mine is different
738
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,280
I took money to pull it off
739
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,120
Isn't it me losing the game?
740
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,200
Jin, you're too humble
741
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,360
Jin, I'll pay you back
742
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,600
Do you know...
743
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,080
the mayor is going to celebrate
his birthday?
744
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,400
He counts much on selecting
745
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,480
good time and date for good fortune
746
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,760
If he trusts you,
747
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,400
he'll thank you
with a nice publicity plaque
748
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,800
It's a very good promotion for you
749
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,200
... to your Mingjing Hall
750
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,040
How can you help me?
751
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,760
Do you want to know?
752
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,920
It's easy
753
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,440
I'll try to give you a hard time
754
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,120
and test your skills
755
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,720
This is a sesame candy
756
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,680
I put it in my hand
757
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,280
What's this?
758
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,720
You try to do a bit of acting
759
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,760
Then you say it's a sesame candy
760
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:19,840
When I listen to your reply,
761
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,640
I open my hand and it's a sesame candy
762
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,920
Then you eat it
763
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,920
Do you think it works?
764
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:33,000
Chen Mengji, be honest
765
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,800
You really mean to help me?
766
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,440
Yes
767
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,640
A honest, good and unselfish man
768
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,800
will obtain help from everyone
769
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,080
It's fixed
770
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,720
I know the clerical staff
of county office
771
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,480
He'll introduce mayor
to have your fortune-telling
772
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,680
Great
773
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,760
Thanks for your help
774
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,440
It's my turn today
775
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,320
Sir, do you know where Mr. Jing stays?
776
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,280
Right in the front
777
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,640
The Mingjing Hall
778
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:16,600
Damn !
779
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,640
What's the matter?
780
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,240
Something wrong with my stomach
781
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,320
Please take my position for a while
782
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,080
Someone will come for fortune-telling
783
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,880
Watch out
784
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,920
Is Mr. Jing here?
785
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Yes. May I help you?
786
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,160
I'm looking for him
787
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,080
Please come in, sir
788
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:54,280
Are you Mr. Jing? You're fooling me
789
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:54,920
What?
790
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,600
I was hit by a rock
791
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,360
I'm here for revenge
792
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,080
Mr. Jing, you played me
793
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,440
Blind man, you hit the wrong person
794
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,880
Stop it
795
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,200
How can you hit someone without a reason?
796
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,000
Come here
797
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,840
Nonsense! Jing is too selfish
798
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,240
I'll fool him around
799
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,480
The blind man is wrong
800
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,920
He shouldn't hit without a reason
801
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,720
Cousin, get a smart boy here
802
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,400
What for?
803
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,320
I must take revenge on this blind man
804
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,960
He'll be hit without a reason
805
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:39,800
Okay
806
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,920
Your name is "Just"
807
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,560
Just
808
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,440
Right. If someone asks your name,
809
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,680
tell him you're called "Just"
810
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,480
Blind man
811
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,680
What's the matter?
812
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,560
Someone wants to have fortune read
813
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:08,440
Where?
814
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,600
Over there. Let me lead you
815
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,840
Okay
816
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,280
Follow me
817
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:15,360
Mind the steps
818
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,680
Kid, what's your name?
819
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,920
My name is "Just"
820
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,560
Just, huh ! It's a good name
821
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,880
What's wrong with you? Stomachache
822
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,200
I need to go to toilet
823
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,240
I'll wait for you here
824
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,480
Hurry up
825
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,560
Don't walk away
826
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,560
Okay
827
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:56,200
Just, your shit really smells bad
828
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,280
Just, are you done?
829
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,920
Really?
830
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,720
Mr. Jing is good at palmistry
831
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,400
Bloody who dare shit here?
832
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,000
Oh, just did it
833
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,720
What the hell! How dare you say "just"?
834
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,880
I'm not lying
835
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,240
It's "Just" who shit here
836
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,400
I don't care...
837
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:35,440
if it's just or whatever
838
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,080
Come on, beat him up
839
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:43,040
What?
840
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,280
Let me go
841
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,120
It's "Just" shitted here
842
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,080
Just, help!
843
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,800
Cousin, The dog is going to shit
844
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,840
Get me some dog shit here
845
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,320
Cousin, the dog shit is here
846
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,400
Cousin, ask the boss for some sesame
847
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,000
Sesame?
848
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,400
You know what you should do
849
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:28,680
Fellow neighbors...
850
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,920
What's the matter?
851
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,640
Do you want to see Jing eating dog shit?
852
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,800
Is it real?
853
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,200
Of course
854
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,120
Then come with me
855
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,080
Come with me
856
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,480
You're really good
857
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,040
You say I've gold under my feet
858
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,760
I stepped on gold when I left home today
859
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:55,200
What a coincidence !
860
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,120
You're really well-known
861
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,000
It's really true
862
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,240
I'll listen to you ...
863
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,040
for my birthday party
864
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,200
I'll invite a painter to draw
865
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,760
a picture of big peach
866
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,200
Jing, you're too much
867
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:20,320
Are you making a living by cheating now?
868
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,000
How dare you cheat my wife
for 10 dollars?
869
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,280
Chen Mengji?
870
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,360
What do you want?
871
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,160
What do I want, you ask
872
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,160
I want to bust your shop
873
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,080
Bust it
874
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:32,240
Why are you so angry, man?
875
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,800
I've reasons
876
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,720
My wife is pregnant for 5 months
877
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,200
I consulted Jing to know...
878
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,320
if it's a boy or girl yesterday
879
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,440
He took 10 dollars from me
880
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:40,880
and said there'll be a boy
as well as a girl
881
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,280
That's why I'm so angry
882
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:44,320
I wasn't wrong
883
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,760
Let's wait and see
884
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,480
Your wife will give birth
885
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:49,520
... to a girl first
886
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,280
and then a boy
887
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,160
That's what I meant;
a boy and a girl as well
888
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,120
I don't believe your words will come true
889
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,840
Do you know what's in my hand?
890
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:15,640
Not only do I know what's in your hand,
891
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:19,160
... but also what's in your heart
892
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:22,920
So?
893
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,440
Sesame candy. Right?
894
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:32,200
Open your hand
895
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,440
Show it
896
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,960
Jing is really a fairy
897
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,160
Cool
898
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,200
I like sesame candy. Delicious
899
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,880
This is a fortune candy
900
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:02,120
Go ahead, eat it
901
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,680
Does it taste good?
902
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:14,880
Delicious?
903
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,040
Eat...
904
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:20,720
Swallow it
905
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,320
Anything wrong?
906
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:24,960
Very sweet
907
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,640
Very sweet, that means it's delicious
908
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,120
He says it tastes good
909
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,640
Chen Mengji
910
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:46,440
Tomorrow is my dad's 80th birthday
911
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,880
For him Jing has foretold, saying that...
912
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,920
it'll bring good luck if I could invite
913
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,760
a painter to draw him
a picture of big peach
914
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,400
I'm sorry, mayor
915
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,200
I'm not a painter
916
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,320
I don't know how to draw
917
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,360
Jing said that ...
918
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:09,360
your drawing is the best in the county
919
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:14,400
He said if you refuse,
920
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:17,160
we just have to beat you
921
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:18,880
with a stick for 40 times
922
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:22,400
And then you'd get
the inspiration to paint
923
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:30,200
Jing, you bastard...
924
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,440
very well know that
I don't know how to paint
925
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,960
How could you fool me like this?
926
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,000
Well ?
927
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,000
Should I give you some inspiration?
928
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,800
Mr. Mayor,
I really don't know how to paint
929
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:45,680
Men
930
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,520
Yes
931
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:47,560
Mr. Mayor
932
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,520
I really don't know how to paint
933
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,000
Ouch, you hurt my butt !
934
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,240
Cuntao, why are you so careless?
935
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,840
Go and help the young master
936
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:02,160
It's your fault
937
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:02,920
Do you want to die?
938
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,800
How could you be so careless?
939
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,880
It hurts
940
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,400
What the hell !
941
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,800
Mr. Mayor, I'm totally inspired now
942
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,160
I'll make a good painting
943
00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:27,200
Well then
944
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,600
It's you
945
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:34,880
Young master
946
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,480
This little bastard
doesn't have any fortune
947
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:39,520
He couldn't even take...
948
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:40,880
a little bow from someone
949
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:42,840
He...
950
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:47,280
Grandpa, he...
951
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,920
I invited him to paint a picture of peach
952
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,400
Mr. Chen, please go ahead
953
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,360
There'll be celebrities and officers
954
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,280
coming to old master's birthday party
955
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,560
This picture of fortune peach
has to be good
956
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:05,960
... and outstanding
957
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,400
Of course
958
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,720
It has to be very different
959
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,240
Right. This is the fortune of my dad
960
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,480
Mr. Mayor, please let me use your study
961
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,640
I need to purify my body and my mind,
962
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:25,120
dedicating myself for the painting
963
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,360
Okay
964
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Get the bucket now. Hurry up
965
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,480
Cuntao, prepare the ink
966
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,520
Hurry
967
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,080
Okay?
968
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,840
Please place the ink ...
969
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,520
and paper on the ground
970
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,160
Put it there now
971
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,120
It's ready. Mr. Chen
972
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,400
Thanks
973
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:59,440
Madam, please close all the windows
974
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,160
Close the door
975
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,600
Oh, wet it a little
976
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:52,600
Welcome...Please take a seat...
977
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:55,800
Where are you going?
978
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:04,800
What are you doing?
979
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,160
Do you know what's the date today?
980
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,840
Forget it. Today's old master's birthday
981
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,680
Don't hit him
982
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,360
It doesn't look good
in front of the people
983
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,360
You deserve it
984
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,160
The old master is coming here soon
985
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,600
The old master is coming
986
00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,600
Old master...
987
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,160
Dad
988
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:29,200
They give me faces. They're all here
989
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,920
Ladies and gentlemen,
990
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,920
I invited a famous painter to paint
991
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,720
a picture of 3 fortunate peaches
992
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:43,520
Fellow scholars,
993
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,840
take your time to enjoy the picture
994
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,240
Hang it up
995
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:56,520
This picture is the work of ...
996
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:58,400
Chen Mengji's unique inspiration
997
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,160
It represents the 3 generations
998
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:04,280
of my Liu family
999
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,400
Please kindly enjoy it
1000
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,040
Please...
1001
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,960
It's really marvelous
1002
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,640
Good
1003
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:30,600
I think this picture is really superb
1004
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:33,680
Remember, it covers 3 generations
1005
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,320
Grandpa, what're 3 generations?
1006
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:43,120
They're your dad, I and you
1007
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,840
Old master, look
1008
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,920
this is the old fortunate folk
1009
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,840
Oh, I see
1010
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:56,280
Mr. Mayor, you're in the middle
1011
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:58,800
Right
1012
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,800
Good
1013
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,040
It's excellent
1014
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:15,360
This is my dearest grandson Dou
1015
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:22,320
Grandpa, why is my peach
hollow in the middle?
1016
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,080
It's called abstraction
1017
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:28,680
I don't think so
1018
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:30,720
Dad always hits me
1019
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,280
Then my head becomes like this
1020
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:36,080
Your fault. You always hit me on the head
1021
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,400
Give way
1022
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,040
Let me tell you a joke
1023
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,400
What joke?
1024
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:02,840
Chen Mengji is really good.
1025
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,680
The mayor family doesn't realize
they've been fooled
1026
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,280
It's like that
1027
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,000
Really? Is it true?
1028
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,600
Very true
1029
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,120
You bloody Chen Mengji, a real crook
1030
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,280
You had me eating dog shit
1031
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:28,480
Mr. Jing, why are you so angry?
1032
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:29,760
I've reasons
1033
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,040
Mr. Jing, listen to me
1034
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,480
There's a business
1035
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,760
If you agree,
we can make a hundred taels of silver
1036
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,120
Besides there'll be 5 young girls
to accompany you
1037
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:41,920
100 tales of silver
1038
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:42,880
and 5 young girls
1039
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:43,880
Right
1040
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,280
Let's take a seat
1041
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,440
Have a seat
1042
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,640
It's different
1043
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:51,480
You see, Mr. Liu is in antiques
1044
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,840
But lately he knows that his son
1045
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,400
has given the family treasure,
a Jade finger
1046
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,920
to Miss Mussel of 5 Flowers Whorehouse
1047
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,160
Right
1048
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,160
Why don't we talk to Ms. Mussel directly?
1049
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,040
It's because...
1050
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,200
they're doing business with the finger
1051
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,680
If a customer is good enough ...
1052
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:13,520
to find the jade finger
from the 5 flowers,
1053
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:15,560
he can have it for free
1054
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,440
Where's the jade finger put?
1055
01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:25,360
Mr. Jing,
it's put in some part of the body
1056
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,120
You know where it is
1057
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,040
Okay, I'll try to figure it out
1058
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,720
I've to warn you in advance though
1059
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,280
The 5 flowers are hard to handle
1060
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:43,720
There's a tomboy in the house
1061
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,320
She likes hitting people
1062
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,840
If you can take her clothes off,
1063
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,320
you may do whatever you want
1064
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,880
The tomboy will hit people?
1065
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,040
Chen Mengji will take care of her
1066
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:02,200
There's another girl called Sweetie
1067
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:06,200
She's really sweet
1068
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,680
She may fix you
even if you're a real hero
1069
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,080
Okay, I can handle that
1070
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,200
There's another girl called Spicy
1071
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,800
She scolds people by singing folk songs
1072
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:27,040
If your singing is better than her,
she'll obey you
1073
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:30,840
Singing folk songs?
1074
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:35,360
Oh, he excels at singing folk songs
1075
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:36,560
Okay
1076
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:38,800
I hear there's a bimbo
who will take off ...
1077
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,000
her clothes whenever she sees a man
1078
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:43,480
That's right, she's very horrible
1079
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,720
I think she's kind of a sex maniac
1080
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,440
Okay, I'm an expert of taking clothes off
1081
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,880
I'll fix her
1082
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:53,720
The last one...
1083
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:56,480
is the eldest sister of the flowers
1084
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:00,360
Everyone calls her Mussel.
She's intelligent
1085
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:01,960
You'd better be careful
1086
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,800
Okay, I'll do it
1087
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,760
I'll work with Chen only for this time
1088
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:11,840
Chen, at 9 o'clock tonight
1089
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,800
whoever comes earlier may get it first
1090
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,120
Okay, Jing
1091
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,040
We'll do as you say
1092
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,640
Sister, what's the matter?
1093
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,800
What's the matter?
1094
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,240
It's very hot in here
1095
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,320
I'm very sleepy
1096
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,120
Don't talk now. Listen to her
1097
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,120
We've two customers tonight
1098
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:39,400
He needs five of us
1099
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:41,000
Five of us?
1100
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,200
Right
1101
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:44,360
Who's this guy?
1102
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:48,200
How dare he want all five of us?
1103
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,240
Yeah
1104
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,800
Don't look down on him
1105
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,640
One of them is called Chen Mengji
1106
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,280
He's a king of tricks
1107
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:58,960
The other one?
1108
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:01,480
Mr. Jing
1109
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,280
The lousy master
1110
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,520
Tomboy, you knock him down
1111
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:08,920
I got it
1112
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:12,000
Both of them are very good at tricks
1113
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,680
Be careful
1114
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:16,440
Especially Chen
1115
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:24,800
Dumpling noodle
1116
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:29,480
Cheap and delicious
1117
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:34,040
Delightful lotus noodle
1118
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,200
Delicious
1119
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,880
A refund if you don't like
1120
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:45,480
The soup delicacy is fresh and tasty
1121
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:50,000
It's made of fish and shrimps
1122
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,920
Egg noodle, beef noodle
1123
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,480
We've every kind of noodles
1124
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:07,840
Guangzhou's pig trotters
make the best Craig drinks
1125
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,880
Thin noodles, thick noodles
1126
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:15,000
and fish noodles
1127
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,000
They're all excellent
1128
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,560
Noodles with oyster sauce
1129
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:24,000
The famous dumpling noodles
1130
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:28,640
You try and you'll know
1131
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:33,120
The famous dumpling noodles
1132
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:37,560
You'll definitely re-order it
1133
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:42,000
Dumpling and beef noodles
1134
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:46,680
Cheap and delicious
1135
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:51,520
Delightful lotus noodle
1136
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,200
Delicious
1137
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,880
Don't pay if it's not good
1138
01:07:55,960 --> 01:08:02,720
The soup is fresh and tasty
1139
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:07,200
It's stewed with fish and shrimps
1140
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:14,200
Dumpling noodles, thin noodles
1141
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:16,160
What do you want, lady?
1142
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,440
Dumpling or Beef noodle
1143
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:18,760
Five bowls of dumpling noodles
1144
01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:21,200
Right away
1145
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:22,520
Is it good?
1146
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,400
Good
1147
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:29,880
Take it inside
1148
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:30,960
Coming
1149
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:37,040
Good. Dumpling noodle is here
1150
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:38,960
What's the matter? Go
1151
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,160
I wanna have a first go
1152
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:44,560
Stop it
1153
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,320
How is it?
1154
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,720
Remember, here is my plan:
1155
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,480
The first round ; Sweetie's room
1156
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:53,880
... is guarded by Tomboy
1157
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:54,880
Got it
1158
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,280
Bimbo, you take care of the 2nd round
1159
01:08:58,360 --> 01:08:59,680
I'll fix him
1160
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,920
I'll scold him to death at the 3rd round
1161
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:02,840
No
1162
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:06,560
Sweetie will take care of the Yuan room
1163
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,080
You stay in the Wang room
1164
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:10,480
So you stay in my room?
1165
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:11,240
Yes
1166
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,480
Aren't you scared of the ghost?
1167
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:15,440
I've been scared by the ghost badly
1168
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,040
Right, I was scared every night
1169
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,160
Okay, cut the crap
1170
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,960
Don't scare sister off
1171
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,760
Man, why are you standing here?
1172
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:26,560
Leave
1173
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,720
Yes
1174
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:49,000
I've an appointment at 9 o'clock
1175
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,320
You alone?
1176
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:55,760
Is my friend here?
1177
01:09:55,840 --> 01:10:00,280
Not yet. Come with me
1178
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,520
You're wrong, I'm not looking for you
1179
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:06,160
Come in
1180
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:11,920
What the hell !
1181
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,280
A tomboy's room couldn't be so nice !
1182
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:19,000
I thought it's Sweetie's room
1183
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:24,280
Tomboy, it should be Chen here
1184
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:25,440
Who asks you to come first?
1185
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,640
Oh, did I come first ?
1186
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,160
I guard the 1st round
1187
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,640
Do you know the rules?
1188
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:31,440
I know
1189
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:33,080
Come with me
1190
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,000
Stop it
1191
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,520
Let's talk about the rules first
1192
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:41,480
What rules?
1193
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:47,360
Let me touch you. Just touch
1194
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:51,800
I'll give you a hundred dollars
1195
01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:54,640
Not that easy. You'll see my skills
1196
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,240
Get up
1197
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:12,520
What the hell !
1198
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,080
Are you scared now?
1199
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:16,840
Do you dare to touch me again?
1200
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:19,040
Are you raping me?
1201
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:21,840
What the hell!
I'm taking off your clothes too
1202
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,240
How dare you...
1203
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:25,560
taking off my clothes?
1204
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:27,560
What the hell!
1205
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,880
Lay down...
1206
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,960
I'll find it out from your body
1207
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:45,520
How dare you...
1208
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:46,920
go about searching my body?
1209
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:53,360
Hands off
1210
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:54,960
I won't give up
1211
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:58,240
I won't let you do it
1212
01:11:58,320 --> 01:11:59,120
Hands off
1213
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,400
I'll never give up
1214
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,040
Scared?
1215
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:14,440
You'll see how fierce I'm
1216
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,200
Get up
1217
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,880
Get up
1218
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:31,440
Well ? Did you find the treasure ?
1219
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:38,960
You want to go? It's not that easy
1220
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:44,240
You've nowhere to run
1221
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:46,040
Go to hell
1222
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,880
So vile ! You've taken off my clothes
1223
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,760
Do you know my name?
1224
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:27,280
I know, you're bimbo
1225
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:30,920
You're good
1226
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:32,920
Meeting a person face-to-face
is better indeed
1227
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,640
You're just crazy
1228
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:38,280
Are you looking for some treasure?
1229
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,240
Yes
1230
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:42,360
I think you can't pass my test
1231
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,720
Don't move
1232
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,280
Get up
1233
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:58,480
Go...
1234
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,560
Go to hell
1235
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:10,840
How bad you're!
1236
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,120
Hands off
1237
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:22,000
No
1238
01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:23,560
Really?
1239
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,600
Most men bully women
1240
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:33,360
You're bad
1241
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,600
Hands off
1242
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:41,480
Hands off
1243
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,960
Hands off?
1244
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,040
Damn it, you're bullying me !
1245
01:14:55,480 --> 01:15:02,000
Let go of me !
1246
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,080
I'll bite the hell out of you
1247
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:21,760
Let me go
1248
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,760
Why the hell have you tied me?
1249
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:30,320
Let me go
1250
01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:34,520
You bastard
1251
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:40,080
Let me go
1252
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:46,000
You men bullying women
1253
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,880
Come on, men
1254
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,360
Come on
1255
01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:58,080
Sweetie
1256
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:16,640
Come on
1257
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:27,440
How's Tomboy faring ?
1258
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:32,200
Tomboy? I'm scared of her
1259
01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:34,800
How about me?
1260
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:37,640
You're different
1261
01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:39,040
Really?
1262
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,960
You're not bad afterall
1263
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,200
Pretty?
1264
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,600
Come on
1265
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:10,840
Hurry up
1266
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:12,800
I'm coming
1267
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:24,720
I'm asking you
1268
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:27,200
Do you have the jade finger?
1269
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,080
Tell me
1270
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:33,720
If you know the place
would you look for it?
1271
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,040
The place ?
1272
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,600
Can you find it?
1273
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:55,280
Do you have it?
1274
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,000
Come and find it
1275
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:04,040
Let me go, you bastard
1276
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,080
Let you go?
1277
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:06,680
Why have you tied me up ?
1278
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:08,160
You want to die?
1279
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:11,720
Let me go. Where are you going?
1280
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:14,800
Come back and release me
1281
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:16,160
I don't give a damn
1282
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:21,240
Bastard, let me go
1283
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,160
Spicy?
1284
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:56,520
To beat me in singing? You're shameless
1285
01:18:56,600 --> 01:19:01,440
You're nearly as good as me
1286
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:04,920
But I'm extremely good at singing
1287
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:10,200
I'm sure to have your clothes off
1288
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,800
One who loses has got to strip
1289
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:22,520
I won't take my clothes off
1290
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:27,720
I'll surely win
1291
01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,920
I'll defeat you ultimately
1292
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:35,840
Then I'll have a good time with you
1293
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,040
You sleazy bastard
1294
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,880
You sure are horny
1295
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,880
Horny I am
1296
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:46,320
But not as wet as you
1297
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:55,920
I warn you in advance
1298
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,440
What?
1299
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,560
If I win then you...
1300
01:19:58,640 --> 01:19:59,200
Take off your clothes
1301
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:00,320
I've questions for you
1302
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,200
Okay
1303
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:04,920
If I can answer your question,
you've gotta strip
1304
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:05,920
Listen
1305
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,080
Okay
1306
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:10,600
I'm listening
1307
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:18,000
What has a mouth but it can't speak?
1308
01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:23,880
What has no mouth
but it can make a noise?
1309
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:27,280
A Buddha statue
1310
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:32,840
But it can be very famous
1311
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:37,440
It's done, Clothes off
1312
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:39,160
Okay
1313
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:51,400
What animal has feet but it can't walk?
1314
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:56,640
What thing without feet
but it can walk around?
1315
01:20:56,720 --> 01:21:00,120
A whore has feet but she doesn't walk
1316
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:04,800
The coin is without feet
but it travels around
1317
01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:07,840
All the clothes off
1318
01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,560
Not that soon
1319
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:18,400
What's the thing that
tumbles on water surface?
1320
01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:23,880
What is it that
can build on water surface?
1321
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,160
The duck has fun doing flips in water
1322
01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:32,480
A boat has its building floating on water
1323
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,080
It's taken off
1324
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,200
You're dreaming
1325
01:21:37,280 --> 01:21:38,840
More?
1326
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:47,600
What flowers are like umbrellas?
1327
01:21:47,680 --> 01:21:52,720
Which animal is like a snake in water?
1328
01:21:52,800 --> 01:21:56,200
The lotus is like an umbrella in the pond
1329
01:21:56,280 --> 01:22:01,120
An eel is like a snake in the water
1330
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:04,200
Cool, take it off
1331
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:05,480
I don't like taking my clothes off
1332
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:07,320
I like taking my pants off. May I?
1333
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:13,280
Like taking pants off ?
You sure are foxy !
1334
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:28,440
I wonder how many identities you have !
1335
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:33,160
How long is your damn hair?
1336
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,920
As long as I love you
1337
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:42,440
We'll be happy ever after
1338
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:49,440
No...
1339
01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,880
What is it?
1340
01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:00,960
How could it happen?
1341
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,640
You're naked?
1342
01:23:05,640 --> 01:23:08,040
Sweetie really gave me a hard time
1343
01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:10,240
Did you find the jade finger?
1344
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:11,280
No
1345
01:23:11,360 --> 01:23:12,200
No?
1346
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:15,320
Then we just have Ms. Mussel left now
1347
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,040
She's the eldest sister of the flowers
1348
01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:22,080
She's really cool
1349
01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:23,360
You're putting me in danger
1350
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:25,600
I couldn't even take Sweetie alone
1351
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,520
How can I take Mussel altogether?
1352
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:29,360
Don't you dare?
1353
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:30,720
I'll do it
1354
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:32,120
You're my best friend
1355
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,440
You go for me
1356
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:35,000
But you need to play a minor role
1357
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:35,960
What is it?
1358
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:39,840
To play a painted face
1359
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:07,240
Ghost
1360
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:37,600
Help...
1361
01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:39,120
Jade finger
1362
01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:41,320
Give it to me
1363
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:43,680
Please give me back the jade finger
1364
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:46,640
Okay
1365
01:25:54,320 --> 01:25:56,760
The finger is here
1366
01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:59,400
Shit. I lose again !
1367
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,960
Ladies
1368
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:03,640
What's the matter?
1369
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:05,720
I found the jade finger
1370
01:26:06,800 --> 01:26:10,440
Release me
1371
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:13,560
Let me off, please
1372
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:19,120
It hurts ! I beg of you.
Please, let me down80485
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof