All language subtitles for That One Summer 2024 (en)

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- [Lili] My dad has always been a magician,

or at least that's what he'll tell you.

He's got a cheesy little magic act

in one of the casinos on
the strip, with his new wife.

For most of my life my
dad was clear thinking

and level headed, but
since his motorcycle accident,

he's never really been the same.

(audience applauding)

- Thank you for coming.

- Honey.

- Yes, yes yes.

- The package from the Hawaiian gig came.

- Oh my gosh, that's
awesome. Going to Hawaii.

- [Lili] Today I'm graduating

with my Bachelor's in film.

My brother, on the
other hand, is graduating

with his bachelor's in liberal arts.

Anyway, today I just want my dad

to show up on time and act normal.

(all cheering)

- Can you believe? They did it.

- Oh wow. - Good job, good job.

- Hey dad, whatever you do,

don't make this disappear
after all the hard work

we went through to earn these bad boys.

- Hey, don't worry. Just
take care of us in our old age.

- Don't worry about old age.

It doesn't last.

- God, not funny.

- Then again, Dad, we might just to find

some cheap magicians
home that we could afford.

- Poof. Maybe I'll make him disappear.

- No, Dad, please. I was just kidding.

We'll find you the best
magician's retirement home,

when Lil and I make
it big time, right Lili?

- Absolutely, I mean, and we'll make sure

to visit you guys at least once a year.

- Lil and I will take good care of you guys

when you're arthritis creeps in,

destroying your manual dexterity,

so you can stop doing
your silly little magic tricks.

- Guess what?

Those silly little mag tricks, pal,

put a roof over your head
and give you an education.

Just remember that.

- Ungrateful asshole. Don't worry guys.

I'll never place you in a retirement home.

- [Andre] Oh, thank you.

- Yeah, you can live with me forever.

And we'll see who
becomes better well known,

while Leni ends up as some boy toy

to some old degenerate
has-been Hollywood actress.

- Oh, I'll never give up
my boy toy that easy.

- [Lili] And then there's Sasha.

She never holds back her emotions.

- My God. - I know.

- Excuse me, Sasha. I
was just getting started.

And when I win my Academy Award,

I'll make sure to ignore Leni completely,

and only mention the dearest Mom and Dad.

- Okay kids, no fighting.
It's time for celebration.

- Yeah, great. How about dinner tonight?

- Leni, is that your
buddy Nathan over there?

- Yeah, it is. Hey, Dad.
That's my friend Nathan.

He graduated at the top
of creative writing class.

Can we invite him?

- Sure.

- Great. He also shares
your passion for photography.

- A little.

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- This is Nathan. Nathan, this
is Mommy Dearest, Lorraine.

In close circles, known as Lori.

And this is my father, Andre.

In close circles, name is Andre.

- Andre.

- Nice to meet you guys.

- My goodness. Why
haven't we met you before?

- [Lili] Oh my God. She's hitting on him.

- And this is my much older sister, Lili.

- Yeah, right. By much
older he means to minutes.

- Oh, hey partner. She
might need that later.

- Oh, I get it. You two are twins.

- Yeah. Thank God we're
paternal, not identical.

- Agree 100%.

I had to share this dark, confined space

with this inmate for nine months,

until I made my miraculous escape.

Talk about real magic.

- Come on, give it a break.

So, Nathan. From here on,
maybe we can call you Nate.

- Cool. Not a problem.

- Excellent. Hence fourth you
shall be referred to as Nate.

- I think I've noticed you
at "Movies and Candy".

I mean, you couldn't
have been more obvious.

- Yeah, I remember you.

- And this is my main squeeze,

Russian doll, Alexandra, AKA Sasha.

- Excuse me. I'm the squeezer upper.

- Howdy, Sasha.

- We're celebrating
tonight. Care to join us?

- Sure. It'd be my pleasure.

- So, lead the way.

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- [Leni] Mommy Dearest.

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- [Sasha] Thank you.

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- Thank you for the
invite, Mr. And Mrs. Fabien.

- Oh, call us Andre and Lori.

We don't stand on
formalities in our family.

- You can say that again.
Formalities, what's that?

- Behave, Leni.

- Oh, Mom.

- Hey, you know, just so you know,

the venue where we perform
is like really close from here.

- Yeah, Leni had mentioned
you were an illusionist.

- Ah, somewhat.

- Next you're gonna
call him a prestidigitator.

- Hey, schmuck. Cool it.
Mom told you to behave.

And Nate is just being respectful.

- Hey hey, you guys. Just
kind of cool it off a little bit.

- We thought they were gonna outgrow

their immature behavior by now.

They surprise us all the time with that.

- We're just kidding.

We really, really, really
do love each other.

Right, Sis?

- Oh, yeah. They really
do have an amazing bond.

- Well, Nate is from Austin, Texas.

And they have a different approach.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T-

- F-U-L. - F-U-L.

Approach quote unquote "Elder".

- Elderly, are you referring to us?

All right.

You guys should spend more time with Nate,

and maybe his R-E-S-P-E-C-T-F-U-L

will rub off on the two of you.

- Hey, I got a great idea.

You know, we have our place,

and we have a couple shows coming up.

Why don't you guys take the place

while we do our little gig in Hawaii?

- What do you say, Bud?

- Sure.

- Okay, it's a done deal.

- Hey, guess what? We
have a show tomorrow, right?

Why don't you come by?

We'll invite you by, and
you can check us out.

- Yeah, all right.

- You know, I take pictures also.

Why don't you come down and join us,

and take a little photo
shoot in our private studio,

and put that thing to work?

- I would really love that. Thank you.

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- So, my dad is buddying up to Nate

in hopes of meeting his female
friends for his photo shoots.

And Mommy Dearest
will keep flirting with him,

for as long as he gives it back.

The games never stop.

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Great plan, Dad.

Let's move in a guy we
don't really know that well,

and then you leave town.

I mean, seriously?

What do we really know
about him? He's from Texas?

Okay, he likes to take pictures,

and apparently likes flirting,
even with older women.

I mean, could he possibly
be trying to make me jealous?

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Maybe he's sucking up,

'cause he didn't wanna
be alone in his dorm room.

Either way, it's not
winning any points with me.

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This is our backyard.

- Yes it is. They don't have anymore.

- Trampoline. - Bouncy bouncy.

- You guys have beautiful backyard.

- Hey, it's getting pretty nice out.

You guys wanna take a dip?

- Great idea, awesome.

- Come on, Sasha. She's
always the exhibitionist.

(water splashing)

I'm gonna go put my swimsuit on.

- Yeah, me too.

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- [Sasha] What are you
guys doing for Fourth of July?

We could get some sparklers.

- Hey, now that Nate's here,

he can run camera when
we're doing our recreations.

That way I can focus on directing

the very best performances
out of my very talented actors.

- Yeah.

- Recreations? What recreations?

- Leni didn't tell you about our pastime?

Oh, well we like to recreate
scenes from movies.

- Oh, that sounds like fun.

- Yeah, I mean, there's
really a lot that you can learn.

Sometimes I change up the angle,

or shoot it completely differently.

- Wow, that's really interesting.

- And it's fun, so can I
count on you to help us out?

- Yeah, I'd love to.

- [Lili] You know, he
actually seems kind of nice.

Maybe I was misreading him.

So we stopped for dinner before
going to see my dad's show.

And I must say, Nate only checked out

our very attractive waitress one time.

To be honest, she was very attractive.

I even checked her out.

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- Thank you, thank you.

And now for our next trick,
I'm gonna need two volunteers.

Would you like to come
up young lady and join us?

Please come up. Oh, and this
gentleman right here, please.

Oh, please come on up. - Come on.

- Don't be shy. We don't
bite. And your name?

- I'm Lili. - Lili, Andre. My lovely wife.

- Nate. - Nate, Andre. My lovely wife.

Would you please like
to come into this box?

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- [Lili] Well, I'm sure you've noticed

this isn't exactly Criss
Angel or Cirque du Soleil.

So, how does he fill the
seats, you may be wondering?

Here's how it works.

With the purchase of each ticket,

you get a free slot pull
and 20% off at the buffet.

Win-win for everyone.

- [Andre] One, two, three.

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Ready?

One,

two,

three.

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Thank you for coming tonight.

Thank you.

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- [Lili] I actually had
a good time with Nate.

Nate wasn't tired, and
said he wanted to go outside

and find some interesting night shots.

It's pretty cool how
into photography he is.

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- [Nate] Interesting.

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- [Lili] Nate just fit in.

And we all started having a lot of fun.

You know, I'd be lying if I said

I didn't have some
romantic thoughts about him.

But for now, I'm just gonna
keep him in the friend zone.

Yeah, you know?

- [Sasha] I know, right? Yeah.

- That's not bad.

- No swatting now.

- No, it is a full swat.

- [Sasha] Oh, who's next? Whoo. (laughing)

- [Leni] Hey, that's absurd.

(girls laughing)

- [Sasha] Get out. Come on, go sit down.

You're always in the way.

Can't take him anywhere.

Are you hungry?

- Oh, yes. Yes, I am.

Oh, it's smell so good. It looks amazing.

- I helped cook a little bit of that.

- Oh yeah, sure you did.

- I wore the apron.

- Oh, so much work.

- Okay, you're gonna get
the first bite, sexy beast.

There you go.

How's that? - Right on.

Hey guys, now that Nate
is a full fledged member

in our secret society,
maybe we should take him

down to the lake a few nights
at the end of the Summer.

- I think that's a great idea.

- Oh, I'm in. Some fun in the sun.

- We can celebrate
like there's no tomorrow.

- That sounds like fun,
seriously. We should do that.

- Pack some extra trunks, my man.

- There we go.

- [Nate] Ooh, thank you.

- How come I haven't
got a piece of bread yet?

- Catch.

- Thanks, Lili.

- How is everything, guys?

- Oh, amazing. - Terrific.

- Absolutely terrific.

I couldn't even imagine
it being this good, so.

- I'm glad you guys like it. Cheers, guys.

- Cheers, you guys.

- Cheers. - Woo, cheers.

- [Lili] We all decided to go
to the hookah lounge tonight.

And then last minute, Leni decided

he was staying home to watch football.

(phone ringing)

Call me all you want, I'm not picking up.

As Joni Mitchell would say,

you don't know what you got till it's gone.

- Hello.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Welcome to the Phantom Hookah Lounge.

I'm your server, Galen.

- Oh, thank you.

- And if you have any
questions, or you need anything,

please don't hesitate to ask.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- Enjoy, guys.

- This is really good. I've
never had food this good before.

- Have you ever tried hookah?

- No.

- [Sasha] Try it. Let
me know what you think.

- Ooh, moment of truth.

- [Sasha] How is it?

- Very cool.

(phone ringing)

- Are you gonna answer that?

- Nope.

Come on. I think we should dance.

Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

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I can tell he's going to
try to hook up with me.

And that's just not gonna happen.

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- What? What's going?
What's wrong with you?

- Oh.

- I mean, he's totally sexy.

- Oh, then why don't you date him?

- Oh, God. What am I
gonna do with you, huh?

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- [Lili] I am trying to keep my distance.

So by the time we got home,

I told Nate I was going to bed.

And he didn't seem to mind.

He said he was eager to try
to get some more night shots.

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- [Anastasia] Hi, guys.

- Morning. - Morning.

- Hello.

- Oh, Nate, we forgot to mention.

This is our birth mom, Anastasia.

- Yeah, our real loving mother,

before our crazy ass Dad
married that bimbo showgirl.

- Yeah, she lives with us too.

We're one big happy family.

- Really?

- Yeah. - Yeah, right.

- But now you know why
Leni has a Russian girlfriend.

Hello, Mr. Freud. Truly an Oedipus complex.

- Oh, you're so funny.
Call it what you want.

My Russian doll.

(alarm clicking)

Hey, it's 10 o'clock.

We gotta get to Movies and
Candy for the morning screening.

And we're off, like a heard of turtles.

- [Lili] Bye, mom.

- Bye. - Bye.

- [Nate] Mother.

- [Lili] Movies and Candy
is one of my safe spaces.

It's a video store with a
small theater in the back.

Today they're playing
"Ecstasy", which will be perfect,

because tomorrow I want to recreate it.

Leni isn't the biggest fan of old movies.

So Sasha told him that
we'd be seeing "Terminator".

Now who would've done
a mean thing like that?

- What's up, guys?

- Hey.

You guys are like an hour early.

- Oh, you know us.

We just wanted to get the best seats,

and stock up on the goods.

- For sure. Welcome, Nate.

- Hey, man. How you doing, man?

- I haven't seen you in
forever. How you been?

- Yeah, I been hitting
the books for finals.

- Well, welcome back partner.

We are Tex-ass boys.

- I do like the ass part.

(chuckles)

- Okay, shit kickers.
What's up tonight, pilgrim?

- Who's that?

- John Wayne.

- Who's John Wayne?

The best western actor ever.

I can’t explain it any better than that.

- I thought that was Clint Eastwood.

Would you mind saying that again?

- Who's Clint Eastwood?

- Well, you guys are gonna
be watching "Ecstasy" tonight,

starring Hedy Lamarr.

That movie got banned back
in the day because she was

running around butt
naked in the countryside.

- Wow. - When was it shot?

- 1932.

The film was the first
mainstream picture to depict

full nudity, the portrayal
of sexual intercourse,

and the female orgasm.

- That's so interesting.

- Yeah, Lamar's husband also spent

like 500 million in present dollars

in an attempt to purchasing
every existing print.

Obviously, he missed some.

- He's like a walking Google
search of obscure film facts.

- Not just obscure.

- Okay, how about this one?

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

- "The Godfather".

- Okay.

How about this?

It goes on forever, six bloody minutes.

I pity your wife if you
think six minutes is forever.

- "Bohemian Rhapsody".

- Wow. Impressive.

- Oh, the movie.

- Enjoy your movie, guys.

- [Sasha] I'll see you after the movie.

- [Lili] So when Leni realized
Sasha had lied to him,

he decided to bolt.

- [Sasha] Why is he leaving?

- Leni? - Leni.

- [Sasha] Leni. Leni, come on.

- [Lili] Despite all
their public affection,

they definitely seem to be drifting apart.

I think that the three most important rules

in a relationship are
don't cheat, don't lie,

and don't make promises you can't keep.

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- Horsey.

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Horsey.

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- So, when's Leni coming back?

- Oh, we've been through this before.

He always comes back.

Oh, and to keep up the family tradition.

As Leni would say,

I held the door open
for a clown the other day.

I called it a nice gesture.

- Stop.

Stop.

- Oh, wait. And another one.

When you have your grandma on speed dial,

she calls it Insta-gram. (laughing)

- You know sweetie?

If you don't stop, we're
going to have to disinherit you.

(Sasha flatulates)

Real classy. You have such good manners.

- How about this for manners?

- Let's just ignore her.

Oh, thanks for picking up the tab.

You didn't have to do that.

- Yeah, it's my pleasure.

Doesn't even come close to
all you guys are doing for me.

- Ooh, and another Linisk. Here we go.

As you slide down the banister of life,

you better pray that the splinters

are pointing the right direction.

- Why don't you get about "It's not funny?"

That's it.

You're officially disinherited.

- Ooh, ooh. (Sasha
flatulates again) (giggles)

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- Hi, Mom.

Didn't have to dress
up. I'm here for the eggs.

- Morning.

- Morning, Mom.

Do you need any help with anything?

- Sure. Give me two eggs
to feed this hungry beast.

(laughing)

- Hey, let's be civil about this.

(laughing)

Hey, can I have some juice, Mom?

- I don't she's gonna be getting it.

- Can you grab me one also?

- Hey, you know next time Mom,

you should get apple juice instead of OJ.

O.J. kills people.

- Oh my God. Too early for that.

- Good morning, sleepy head.

- Good morning. - Morning.

- Sleep well?

- Yeah, I slept great.

- Was it weird, sleeping in a strange bed?

- No, it was actually amazing.

- Cool.

- I wanted to thank you again

for the warm welcome into your home.

- My pleasure.

Nate, how would you like your eggs?

- Sunny side up please.

- Sunny side up coming up.

- [Lili] Mom, are you flirting with him?

I've been really looking
forward to my shoot today.

And I think it'll be nice
to have Nate help me.

Hey Sasha, do you wanna hop in the hot tub?

- [Sasha] Of course I wanna hop.

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- Damn.

- Oh, hi.

- [Sasha] What the hell is she doing here?

- Oh, be cool. You're
still my reading actress.

I just needed to double up on the scenes

to make them more interesting.

- I like interesting.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

I'm good.

Nate, this is Kate.

We've been best friends
since elementary school.

She's gonna help us
on the recreations today.

- Nice meeting you.

- Maybe, like right over there.

- Kate and Sasha have a history.

Lili's doing this to
tweak me, but then again,

payback's gonna be glorious.

Oh, all right.

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- Damn.

- What kind of trouble are
you kids up to this fine morning?

- We're just recreating a scene

from a movie we saw yesterday.

- Nice. Do you have any
role for smart Russian lady?

- Why? Do you know a good looking one?

- Not in this one, Mom.

I just need Sasha, Leni, and Kate.

But I can assure you, you
look wonderful as always.

Just ignore a-hole's
comments du jour, as always.

- Got it.

Okay, I will gonna go lay down over there

and catch some sun.

Can I see the set up?

- Sure, go ahead.

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- Oh, what are you feeling right now?

- We're gonna film Sasha
running through the woods.

- Mom, you're spilling out.

- Sorry. Not a big deal, right Nate?

- You're embarrassing Nate.

- You're not embarrassed, right?

- Can you just stop playing around,

so Nate can actually focus?

- Okay, okay.

You guys just go ahead and do your things.

I will not gonna be
embarrassing you anymore,

But you're welcome to take my picture.

- Sure.

- She just opened the gates to Hell.

- [Lili] Mom, you are impossible.

- Ooh, I like that on camera. That's good.

You look good on camera.

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(camera clicking)

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- Hey, stud.

I know she's got nice boobs,

but can we focus on our boobs over here?

- You're pretty birdy.

Oh, you look so good.

- Why, you look good.

- When we're done you can
oogle my mom all you want.

- Sorry, I didn't mean to.

This is all just so new to me.

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- Not to worry. They're all talk.

No action.

Well, you never know.

You can never tell.

- I thought you said you
had a history with Kate.

- I was a witness to the prosecution.

- What?

- It's all very complicated.

- You're weird, man.

(giggling)

- Now, let me see you.

Now this will make them
stand out in they're full glory.

- Yeah, right on. You just
wanted to play with my nipples.

- Well, how about this? You're my actress.

And I do what I must to get you ready.

- Well, don't get me too ready,

or I'll be doing another
scene with you, or with her.

Well, let's get you
ready too. Fair is fair.

- Naked fucking girls.

- Okay.

Sasha, can I get you to stand over there?

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- See that? Told you.

- But, I thought you meant Kate and Sasha.

- That works too.

Your highness,

we're ready.

- Okay.

Sasha turn camera right,
and then start running.

And, action.

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- You know the actor had
most of his clothes on, right?

- Artistic license.

- Leni always likes to
match the girls' outfits,

or lack thereof.

Did I forget to mention

that my brother's also an exhibitionist?

Runs in the family,

with me as the sole exception to that tule.

- You do have a unique family.

- Okay, can I get you to look camera left,

and then exit camera left?

All right, action.

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Okay, so just run right from
left, right through the frame.

And action.

Okay, turn camera right
and then start running.

And action.

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Okay, so this is a tight
shot through the bushes.

And action.

Okay, Sasha, when we get into the pool,

I'm gonna have you enter in essential way.

I want a wide shot in a closeup though,

so you're gonna need
to enter the water twice.

But please do it the same
way, or it won't cut together.

Okay, just swim into frame. And action.

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Great. That was great. Thank you.

- I'm gonna go grab some
water inside. You want some?

- Ah, sure. thanks.

- Here, here. Let me help you with that.

- Oh, that's so sweet.

Where would you like them?

It's over there.

Put over there.

Thank you for the help.

- Yeah, sure.

- [Anastasia] Nice package.

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(crickets chirping)

- [Lili] One of my dad's many side hustles

is taking graduation photos.

So today he's gonna
take some of Leni and me.

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- You guys look so great.

(camera clicking)

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So good.

Hey, that's really great guys. One more.

Okay guys, that'll do
it. Great job, fantastic.

Lili, Leni, come on over
here. Let's do a shoot.

- [Lili] Yeah, are you ready?

- [Leni] Are you ready?

- Okay. - Fantastic.

- Let me just make sure you're good.

All right. - All right.

(camera clicking)

(camera continues clicking)

(camera continues clicking)

Okay, amazing. Perfect
guys. You guys are great.

Beautiful.

Fantastic. Thank you,
guys. This was really good.

(camera clicking)

Great subject, huh?

- Yeah, sorry Mr. Fabien. I mean, Andre.

- No, no problem.

You know that Kate, she's something else.

And let me tell you, she's
definitely not camera shy.

- Yeah, Kate and Lili really are beautiful.

- Yeah, you have no idea.

- Hey, Dad. - Oh.

- Let's get outta here.

We got places to go, people
to see, countries to pillage.

- Yeah, like I told your mother.

I said they should have threw you away,

and kept the stork,
(mimics wind blowing) boom.

- Keep trying. Maybe one day that'll work.

- [Sasha] I don't know what to tell you.

- Don't be holding my girlfriend.

- Well, you can come join.

- God, always with you too.

- May I see some of these pictures?

- Yeah, sure.

(gasps)

- Not bad.

Good composition, good
contrast. Good subject matter.

Hey, would you like to
maybe come over some time

and take some shots with us?

- Yeah, I would love that.

- It would be really
cool. I would like that too.

- Yeah, I think Nate
sleeps with his camera.

He's always taking snaps.

Different strokes for different folks.

- Did I hear different strokes?

You know how I like that, spicing it up.

- That reminds me. One
time I tried to catch fog.

But I mist.

- Again, not funny.

- Sister, if you walked a mile
in my shoes, you'd be bored.

But you take 30 seconds in my brain,

you would freak out.

- Darn, behave.

You know, they're always
tweeking at each other.

But deep down there's always love.

- My dearest Sasha, love hate

two sides of the same

coin. - Coin.

(both laughing)

- Oh, we got snakes,

- And the like, little poppers.

Snakes and sparklers.

- Poppers.

- Well, there's definitely
gonna be fireworks.

- [Lili] Kate worked her
way back into the group.

Leni was going along with it,

but I could see him struggling.

(all laughing)

- So Mr. Writer.

What did you think on my performance?

Any constructive comments?

- Obviously, you're a great actress.

I just can't get over how you and Kate

are so free with your sexuality.

Not the way I was raised.

And your mom, Lili, sunbathing
herself pretty much topless.

- Well, maybe I can
teach you a thing or two.

Well, maybe that's up to me,

since I'm the designated hitter.

Oh, and this is payback for
squeezing me without permission.

- My God, since when do I need permission?

- So what about me? How do I rate?

- You were great too.

- Smart decision.

We don't wanna antagonize her,

because I've seen all of
her dark sides often enough.

(laughing)

- I told you. They have no inhibitions.

Not that I agree with their behavior.

You know the joke from
Leni that I hated the most?

It was the one about
how if you can remember

the color of a girl's
eyes on the first date,

it means that she has small boobs.

That was horrible.

- Well, no problem here.

Right, Nate? - Oh my God.

- No problem whatsoever.

- [Lili] Then Will decided to show up.

- Lili, we need to talk.

- What are you even doing here?

I've completely erased you outta my life.

- Look, I'm not asking
you. I'm telling you.

We need to talk right now.

Just let me explain.

- Oh no. No, no. No explanation necessary.

We're done, and you need to go.

- Look, I'm not leaving until we talk.

- Seems you speak
the Lord's English, right?

So you must have clearly heard,

and understood when Lili told you?

So you better get outta here right now.

(no audio)

(no audio)

- That was good, man.

Let's go get some food.

- I'm so happy he was here. Aren't you?

- Yeah, I was.

- Unh, unh-un-huh.

- Are you not hungry?

- I am hungry, but we're not going anywhere

until you tell me, why
you're not all over him?

- Oh my God. I don't.

- Hey, Nate is hot and
he obviously likes you.

- [Lili] I don't wanna get hurt again.

- Okay, so.

Why did you break up with William?

- The night of my party,

Will and I had snuck off into my room,

and I had lit some candles
and played some music,

and he took it that I was
ready to have sex with him.

- Oh yeah, I remember seeing
him storming out of the room.

- Well, at first I left, and I sat outside.

And I started thinking that
maybe, maybe I was wrong.

Maybe, maybe.

Maybe I'm being unreasonable, you know.

He really loved me, and why
shouldn't I go through with it?

But when I went back
inside to try to find him,

I caught him having sex with Karen.

- No, Lili. I'm so sorry. It just happened.

- Oh my God, that bitch.

- It was bad.

- Well, hey, hey. No big deal.

I mean, just be a little bit more open.

- I'm not like you.

- I get it, I totally get it.

But you can't let one asshole
mess with you like that.

- I mean, you're probably right, but.

Can we just? Can we go in,
please? Come on, let's go in.

(Sasha sighs)

(upbeat music)

- Yo, that's fine. You
can do that one right here.

The black and white one would be great.

- [Lili] My dad is shooting

some jackets for a catalog today.

It's an erotic catalog,

so I'm not gonna stop
buying until lunchtime.

- Okay, ready?

Wonderful. Now that
jacket looks so good on you.

Look how that's shaped.

All right, gorgeous.

Lots of love. Look at that.

Beautiful.

Take the look in the
lens, straight ahead now.

Beautiful.

Love the camera girl, love the camera.

It is your best friend.

See that, Nate? That's how you do it.

There you go.

(camera clicking)

There you go.

Ashley, change jackets for us, hun.

Hey, beautiful. Right there, gorgeous.

Beautiful, that's a shot.

There you go, a little
more, little more. Beautiful.

There you go.

Sensuality, sexy, beautiful.

Okay, now look right in the camera,

and love me in the camera.

There it is. Beautiful.

Nate, this is how you do it.

Look at that.

Yeah, nice.

Really nice.

Next girl, please.

All right, so yeah. Try
that red one over there.

Yeah, that's beautiful. Try that.

That would look perfect on your body.

It's gonna shape your back so beautifully.

Hey, can I get the next
girl to come over here?

By the way, what kinda
exposure are you using, Nate?

- Five, six right now.

- Five, six. Yes.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Love the camera, honey.
Look at me, love the camera.

Yeah, that's right.

Turn around. Gimme some.

Turn around with your face here.

Gimme some love. There it is.

So good, so good.

There you go. Show me
that love, show me that skin.

Gorgeous, gorgeous.

Okay, would you like to
change jackets again over there?

Thank you.

Yes. There, that one.

Yes, that one.

That's beautiful. Try that one on.

Then we'll get it going.

Now that's gorgeous, fantastic.

Beautiful, nothing but beauty.

Let's see what you got, Chelsea.

Beautiful.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

Ah, beautiful, beautiful.

Thank you girls. You
girls are so wonderful.

You showed me so much sensuality.

- Thank you. - Love the jacket.

- Well, we love you.

Look at that composition.
Take a look at that.

That's amazing.

You see, that's the
lighting you have to use.

Hey, by the way, what
exposure are you using?

- Anybody hungry?

- [Andre] Oh yes, we're
starving. We need some food.

- Thanks, your amazing.

- Yes, of course.

How'd everything go? It went great.

Do you wanna see? Yeah, of course.

Oh wow.

Okay, I can't stay for long.

It was just on my way,
so I wanted to drop it off.

Do you think you could
run in the back with me

to grab some tables and chairs, yeah?

- Thanks again.

- [Lili] Of course.

- That was really nice
of you to bring us lunch.

(sultry music)

- Wow.

- I've been wanting to
do that for a while now.

- Me too.

- Thanks for getting rid of William.

All right.

(birds singing)

(upbeat piano music)

Kate had pretty much
moved in for the Summer.

And Sasha was spending
all her time with Kate.

- You gotta make this cup.
I have to make that cup.

(whimsical music)

(whimsical music continues)

- Good morning, Mr Fabien. I love the hat.

- Thanks, it's part of the
new wardrobe for the show.

- Yeah, Dad. Show us a trick.

- Oh, a trick. - ooh, I love tricks.

- Why am I working? Why
am I working? Okay, all right.

All right, well let's see.
Where are we going here?

- Woo, I love that. - Hey, 52 pick-up, Son.

Take care of that.

Hey, by the way, baby.
You are my Queen of Hearts.

Hey, Lori. - Thank you.

(jet engines roaring)

(sneaky music)

- Anastasia? Can I help you with something?

- It's our secret. We
have to be very careful.

- Careful about what?

- It's our secret.

I'm sure you've seen the graduate, right?

- Yeah.

- Oh, just think of me as a Mrs. Robinson,

and you as a Benjamin.

- What?

- That scene always intrigued me.

I always want to recreate it.

And here is a perfect opportunity.

- Okay. I get it.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying
to seduce me. Aren't you?

I don't believe you could handle it.

Shhhh.

(sultry music)

(sultry music continues)

- [Lili] I thought I'd go to Nate's room

to see what he's up to.

But then I decided,

let's see if he comes to my room instead.

(sultry music)

- [Anastasia] It's ours secret.

- [Nate] Mrs. Robinson, seduce me.

Oh yeah.

(Anastasia moaning)

- [Anastasia] Thinking, I want you so much.

- Maybe he's shy. I don't know.

God, I'm tired.

- [Nate] That was
incredible, Mrs. Robinson.

- You can call me Anastasia.

I truly hope you stick around.

We must do it again, and
again, till we make it perfect.

(funky music)

(calm music)

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

(upbeat music continues)

(music stops)

- Lili, are you awake?

(no audio)

(no audio)

(calm music)

(no audio)

(water running)

Good morning. You sleep good?

(no audio)

(no audio)

(toilet flushes)

(water running)

- You should have come
into my room last night.

We could have cuddled.

(contemplative music)

(contemplative music continues)

(sighing)

- What have I gotten myself into?

(contemplative music continues)

(upbeat music)

- Yeah. So how is it?

(upbeat music continues)

(upbeat music continues)

(music stops)

(camera clicking)

- So what happened to Leni?

- Oh, he's pissed off,

because Kate's spending
the Summer with us now.

And he was feeling jealous,

'cause of Kate and Sasha's history.

So, he huffed off somewhere.

- Yeah, I feel really bad.

- Oh, don't feel bad. He's done it before.

I'm sure he'll be back.

He's probably off somewhere

stealing more bad jokes off the internet.

- You know what, guys?
I remember this one time.

Me and Leni were at the supermarket,

and this lady came up and I asked him,

are these turkeys gonna get any bigger?

Do you know what he said?

He said, no ma'am,
because they're already dead.

(laughing)

(keyboard clicking)

(keyboard continues clicking)

(no audio)

(no audio)

- Nice picture.

- Sneaking up on me must run in the family.

- What do you mean it runs in the family?

- You gotta stop sneaking up on me.

Just like Clint Eastwood
snuck up on Chief Dan George,

in "The Outlaw Josey Wales".

Said, it ain't supposed to be
easy sneaking up on an Indian.

And Chief Dan George responded,

They won’t stop sneaking up on me.

- White men have been
sneaking up on us for years.

- But you're not an Indian.

- And you're no Josey Wales.

- I'm very confused. What
are we talking about, now?

- Nevermind.

I should probably get to bed.

- Okay. - Good night.

- Good night.

(no audio)

They have become friendly. It’s a bad omen.

(laughing)

(sultry music)

(sultry music continues)

(sultry music continues)

- Are you just gonna watch,
or are you gonna join in?

- I didn't mean.

- Hey, guys. I just found a
peeping Tom in the hallway.

- Well, come on in. The water is great.

- No, no no.

I think we'll just grade
you on your performance.

But go ahead, enjoy.

Yeah.

(sultry music)

- I would like to shoot this.

- You can. I'll bring my camera.

(sultry music continues)

(sultry music continues)

(sultry music continues)

(sultry music continues)

- Did you get it?

- Yeah, I think I got it all.

- What show is that from?

- I'm not quite sure.

Wait.

Ah, "Mistresses".

- You never fail. Oh my God.

You're amazing.

- No, you're amazing.

I swear you've opened up
a whole new world to me.

(no audio)

(both laughing)

- [Announcer] A meal and
memory we'll forever savor.

(calm piano music)

"Babette's Feast", from Orion Classics.

(no audio)

(calm music)

(calm music continues)

(music stops)

- Wow, great film, a classic.

- Did you also know that
it's the Pope's favorite film?

- No kidding?

- You know what?

I think now we're gonna play Sasha's

version of Fact or Dare.

- You mean Truth or Dare?

- No Fact or Dare. That's my creation.

- What are the rules of Sasha's creation?

- So a player asks a motion
picture themed question.

And then if the player answers
correctly, he gets a point.

And in return, he gets to ask
another player for a question.

And if he gets that question wrong,

then he gets a dare right there and then.

And he gets to recreate
a scene from a movie.

So whichever player gets five points wins.

- Okay. I got it. Can I go first?

- Sure. Knock yourself out.

- Okay.

Okay, Nate.

Robin Williams and Maria Conchita Alonso

had a scene in a bathtub, in which Robin

is tweaking Maria Conchita's
nipples as they speak.

Name that film.

The answer is very simple.

"Moscow on the Hudson".

- Correct. Okay, your turn.

- Sasha, a film in which
Kathleen Turner gives a blowjob

to William Hurt, and it's
witnessed by a very young girl.

(breathing heavily)

(no audio)

- I haven't got the foggiest idea.

- "Body Heat". - Oh my God.

- Okay, what is your
pre-described dare to Miss Sasha?

- How about a Brazilian wax by Kate.

- Oh, my God.

Well, I feel like the
Brazilian wax is quite painful.

How about a razor trim?

- Sounds good to me.

- Yeah, okay.

- Okay.

- Okay, so now we're
gonna do this very gently.

I'm ready.

But, I know you know what you're doing, so.

It's, everything is good.

- I'm so sorry if my hands are cold.

- No, it's great.

- I'm gonna go. - Yes.

- Okay, it's game time.

(sultry music)

(sultry music continues)

(sultry music continues)

Oh boy you kiss good Audrey.

Oh, I guess I just have a good kisser.

(upbeat music continues)

(upbeat music continues)

Okay, Nate.

Nate, you owe me one dare.

But I'm keeping it in the reserves,

and using it when I'm ready.

- I accept whatever that may be.

Hopefully you'll keep
it kind and considerate.

All right. Camera's set.

(belt lands) (woman groans)

- Ready, action.

(belt lands) - One.

(belt lands) Two.

(belt lands) Three.

(belt lands) Four.

(belt lands) Five.

(belt lands) Six.

- [Lili] Sometimes Kate and
Sasha get a little carried away.

(breathing heavily)

♪ I dropped my pants she clearly fainted ♪

♪ When she woke up she screamed ♪

♪ I'm a virgin girl ♪

♪ I said I think you should go now ♪

♪ I'm a virgin girl ♪

♪ She said she thought I was slime ♪

♪ I'm a virgin girl ♪

♪ I said I think you should go now ♪

♪ A virgin girl is only good one time ♪

- That is an awful movie.

Can you guys believe it's a cult classic?

- Well, you know. Different
strokes for different folks.

Some freedom fighters,
to some terrorists to others.

- What are you talking about?

- Nevermind.

I'm just thinking of a
screenplay that I'm writing.

- Cool. Can I be in it?

- You know what I've thought of just now?

My parents are off to the
Rockies for the weekend,

and we can have the
river house all to ourselves.

- Okay, okay. I'll go, I'll go.

- Sure. You know, why not?

(giggling)

- I've always loved
coming to the river house.

If I could have it my way,

I would vacation there for
six months, twice a year.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

Home sweet home.

(upbeat music continues)

- Here we are. So many memory's here.

It's so spacious, right?

- [Nate] Yeah, wow.

- As Leni would say, we
didn't know you could read.

- Screw you.

- I was just joking.

(contemplative music)

- I can feel my wall coming down,

and I think that that's okay.

Nate is really nice, and
really fun to be around.

(contemplative music continues)

Do you guys realize that we've never

recreated a scene from the "Titanic"?

How do you guys feel
about maybe us doing like,

the one where she's on the couch,

and he's painting a photo of her.

But instead of painting,

maybe we could just take some stills.

Yes, yes, wonderful, wonderful.

- Yeah, that would be fun.

- [Lili] Yeah?

- Yeah, I'm down if you girls are down.

- Yeah?

- I'm cool with it.

- Yeah, we need do it.

- I'm cool with it. - Yeah, right now?

- I mean, why not?

We don't have anything else to do.

Okay, Sash, you'll be on
the bed. I mean the couch.

Kate, you can just go
hang out. You'll be next.

- Do I take my, this off?

- Of course.

- Just for you. - Just for me.

- Camera right here?

- Yeah, perfect.

(sultry music)

Okay, perfect.

So now you're going to be
putting your other arm down.

Okay, legs up.

Beautiful, okay. Great.

And then your other arm by your face.

Great, now put that arm
back the way that it was.

Perfect, okay.

Your eyes are gonna be down.

And then face towards
the camera, when it's ready.

Okay. And then we're ready when you are.

- [Sasha] Is that good?

- It's beautiful.

It's nice, right?

(sultry music)

(camera clicking)

(sultry music continues)

(sultry music continues)

I don't know why you weren't
just in the actual movie.

Perfect, great. Okay, Kate, your turn.

- [Kate] That was beautiful.

I loved it.

I just hope I can get it.

- What was your guys'
favorite part of the movie?

- [Sasha] The sex scene.

- The sex scene? Of course the sex scene.

- Okay. - Okay.

- All right, the same thing.

Yeah, lay flat. And then put
your arm the way that it was.

Perfect, and then the
other arm by your face.

Fingers, perfect. Okay, all right.

And then your head's gonna be down,

and then your eyes are
gonna be towards the camera.

(camera clicking)

- Wow. - Beautiful.

- [Sasha] That's gorgeous.

- Love it.

I think we got it. I think it was good.

- [Sasha] Awesome.

- [Kate] Can I see?

- [Sasha] Yeah. Come see, come see.

(calm music)

- [Lili] Beautiful.

- [Kate] Those are so cute.

- You did a really good job, Nate.

- Thank you.

- [Lili] This is the most
fun I've had in a long time.

I feel like having two good friends

is better than having 20 relatives.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music fades)

(acoustic guitar music)

♪ You fall in love till
it breaks your heart ♪

♪ You build your dreams
till they're torn apart ♪

♪ You tell the truth
till you find the lies ♪

♪ I loved you once but you let it die ♪

♪ You lift me up then you let me down ♪

♪ I touched the stars
just to hit the ground ♪

♪ You made me laugh now you make me cry ♪

♪ I loved you once but you let it die ♪

(acoustic guitar music continues)

(acoustic guitar music continues)

(acoustic guitar music fades)

- This house brings me
back so many memories.

Remember when Leni was here?

- Has anyone even talked to Leni?

- Yeah, I spoke to him on the phone.

He's staying with my parents in Hawaii

while they finish up their gig.

But he is not having
it that Kate is still here.

- [Sasha] Well, even if he does come back,

it's not gonna change anything.

So she finally came to her senses huh.

(laughing)

- [Sasha] Oh, stop your
goody two shoes act, seriously.

- I really like Nate,

and I think I have feelings for him.

Maybe I need to just stop being afraid.

You know, they say fear is
temporary and regret is forever.

(calm music)

It's dumb, you know.

Kate and Sasha had been hooking up

behind Leni's back for a while,
he just finally caught them.

- Quite a complicated
history between those two.

- Yeah, it's definitely
not my kind of behavior.

- Yeah, not mine neither.

- Oh, I know that look.

That's the look that

you used to give me at "Movies and Candy".

- Yeah, I didn't have the courage
to approach you back then.

But, when I first saw you,
I didn't think you'd like me.

- Of course I liked you.

I was disappointed that
you never approached me.

Why do you think I
had Leni invite you over?

Yep, it was my plan the whole time.

- Well, your master
plan worked out very well.

- Better than expected.

- All right, I'm gonna go
take a shower and clean up.

- Oh. Do you mind if I join you?

- Yeah, absolutely.

- You still owe me a dare.

- Well, my wish is your command.

- Well, lucky me.

(sultry music)

(sultry music continues)

(no audio)

(no audio)

- Are you sure you want to?

(water running)

(no audio)

(sultry music)

(sultry music continues)

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(sultry music continues)

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(no audio)

- Come on.

(giggles)

(calm music)

- The air's so clean and crisp out here,

I feel like I can finally think straight.

(calm music continues)

(music stops)

- I know we've only known
each other for a short time,

but it feels like we're
meant to be together.

- I got hired to direct a film in New York.

I've been working with
the producers for a while,

and they want me to fly
down next week to start prep.

Please understand, this
is my golden opportunity.

- Okay, then. I'll go with you.

I have a computer, and I can travel.

- Really?

- If you want me to.

- I mean, yeah. That would be wonderful.

What?

- You want me to be honest with you, right?

- Yeah.

- I think it's important that you know.

- What? Just say it.

- If there's a good looking guy on set,

that you can't be flirting with him.

- God, you little shit. You
scared me. Don't do that.

(contemplative music)

Hey, babe. I got our tickets to New York.

What's wrong?

- Lili, this move to
New York is a big deal,

and I can't keep living in a lie.

I have to tell you something.

- Okay. What is that?

- There's no easy way to say this, but.

I had an affair with your mom.

(giggles)

- You're kidding, right?

- It was only the one time.

(slap lands)

- You bastard. How could you?

- Hey, guys. Movies and
Candy will be waiting for us.

What's going on, sis?
Hey, what's going on here?

- You fucked my boyfriend?

- I can explain.

- I hate you.

- Why couldn't you keep
your big mouth shut?

(dramatic music)

- Hey. You're up early.

- Oh my God. Look at all this.

I'll just do a tea for right now. Thanks.

- What are you doing here?

I'm feeling pretty inspired
after my trip to New York.

I was talking to a producer on set

about everything that happened, and.

Well, at first she didn't believe
me, because who would?

Honestly, I mean, I'm still kind of having

a hard time wrapping my
head around it, you know?

- Yeah, I mean that asshole.

- Well, that's exactly why I'm moving out.

- Really?

- I had been wanting to move
out after graduating anyways.

You know, I mean it's pretty much been

a constant stream of shit hitting the fan

since my dad started dating Lori.

So I started looking for
places as soon as I got back.

But enough, enough about me.

What is going on with you?

- I'm pregnant.

- Wow.

Who's the father?

- Oh, you know who the father is.

Congratulations, Auntie of the Year.

- So, I'm assuming that Leni's
not being very supportive.

- He said that it's not his
baby, and he wants a DNA test.

- Well, listen. I will be here, okay.

I'm going to be an aunt, wow.

- Oh, by the way, when,

when were you thinking of moving out?

- Oh, as soon as I get
approved for a place.

- Why don't you like, move
in with me? I have space.

- I mean, I really would love to.

When do you think I should start packing?

- Let's see.

How about now? Like
right now? No, I'm serious.

- Okay.

- Yay. - Okay.

(calm music)

- So this is your room.

- And it's so nice.

It's big.

- Yeah, I mean, it's one of the perks

of having a rich stepdad.

- [Lili] It's crazy, for as
long as I've known you,

I've literally never been to your house.

(upbeat dance music)

(upbeat dance music continues)

(upbeat dance music continues)

Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I really cannot believe I just did that.

- It just took me by a surprise.

- And you've just like
welcomed me into your home.

I really, I can't believe I
did that. I'm, I'm so sorry.

- You know, I just. - I just.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

- God

You probably think I'm so crazy,

like the whole rest of my family.

You know, I should go. I
really should go. You know.

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Now I'm confused.

- Me too.

- Is this like, crazy?

- Yeah.

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- Oh God.

I can't believe that just happened.

- You know, that was the
feeling I was looking for.

- Yeah.

- This really does keep
getting crazier and crazier.

- I just know that life is short.

And you know, not too long from now,

I don't think we're gonna
have this opportunity.

You know, I'll be busy with the baby.

You'll be making movies somewhere far away.

But we will always
remember that one Summer,

as crazy as it was.

- Yeah, that's for sure,

very much.

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(water running)

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- [Lili] You really don't get to choose

who you fall in love with, it chooses you.

And I think for once I'll run with that.

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Hey.

- Hey, what are you doing?

- This.

I love you.

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Will and I had snuck off into my room,

and I had played some
candles and lit some music.

And he took it that I was
ready to have sex with him.

I said played some candles
and lit some music? Okay.

I played some candles.

- Yeah, this is our loving mother.

This is our loving.

I want a real loving mother.

Yeah, this is, yeah, this is our real.

Yeah, yeah, she's our
real mother. Real love.

- [Director] Here we go.

- When you go down the,
slide the banister of life.

Sorry. When you go down the slope.

- Anastasia? (shushing)

Can I help? - Oh, sorry.

One more time. - Can I help you?

- Can I help you?

(laughing)

You need something?

- So you like to shoot, I understand?

And I see you have a camera.

You know, I personally, sorry.

(laughing)

Sorry, guys. I'll do it
again. Okay, all right.

- Maybe you guys should
spend more time with Nate,

and then he can show you his-

(laughing)

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