Original subtitles

-Good evening, everyone. -Good evening.

In this show, six strangers...

live together under one roof.

All the show has provided...

is a nice house and nice cars.

As always, there is no script.

Yosuke-san was turned down by Hana, to start off...

To start off...

I... don't think I can

respond to those feelings.

Yeah.

That means from today, there's no more Rinati for you?

But, I dunno...

If Rina pushed a bit harder, I might go for her.

-Ohh! -Ohh!

Then, he went on a date with Rina-chan...

and he opened everything up to her.

I confessed to her.

-And then? -I confessed to her and was rejected.

What sorts of feelings did you spend this whole day with?

Everyone really overestimated him.

That's about where we're at.

When you think he's gonna zig this way, he zags that way.

He's practically like a dog.

I'm always acting on emotion.

Telling Hana that I love her, going on a date with Rina,

and then seeing that unsure expression on Rina...

and then thinking about all that we've spoken about, and that part that made her...

get disgusted by me,

I started to think, "What am I doing!?"

I've never had it where I see someone cry this much,

and I care so little.

What?! You hate him that much, Baba-chan?

Well, so... hang on, hang on.

Babazono's all fed up with crying guys.

Oh, really now?

Chan was crying too much, and Babazono's like, "I'm outta here."

AZUSA BABAZONO'S EX-BOYFRIEND FROM COMEDY DUO W ENGINE "CHANKAWAI"

So, I guess she's got a bit of trauma from that.

I'm sorry.

And by the way, Daiki-kun is also...

studying at the moment.

And he and Miwako-chan

have had a lot go on between them, right?

So, what will happen to them...?

She's always by his side whenever he's working really hard.

Yeah, that's right.

Always. Supporting him at his side.

-Oh, good morning! -Morning.

-Taking out the trash? -Yeah.

I also... woke up to go take it out.

-This is all there is. -Oh, really?

I'm coming with.

Sure thing.

I'll help you.

-With this? -With this.

Hurry!

-It's been raining pretty hard, right? -Huh?

-It's been raining pretty hard. -Right?

You studying right now?

I am...

studying now.

Isn't that great!

I don't get anything at all.

Why didn't I get this done before?

I haven't done super awesome or anything, so I can't teach you anything...

Feels like my heart's gonna break from this.

Cold water for you.

Thanks.

This is so hard.

How many subjects are there in total?

8.

Wow!

(*1st year Middle School)

I still don't get 7th Grade* Math though.

What? But you're doing high school...?

You're studying for the HS cert though, right?

That's right.

Alright.

I'll do this, too.

Let's work hard on this together.

Studying?

Yeah, let's do this.

Ah, so you're going to teach me?

Nope. I can't teach you anything,

so let's solve this! Together.

-Together... -Together?

It'll be all right.

I really don't get any of this at all, either.

And I can't teach you, but we can work on this together.

Thank you.

Okay, let's do this.

Okay.

So...

5a minus 4a...

Translated & Titled by Brian (goob) Corrected by Alice (terracemouse)

TETSUYA SUGAYA, 20 YEARS OLD ASPIRING ACTOR

MIWAKO KAKEI, 19 YEARS OLD GRAVURE MODEL

DAIKI MIYAGI, 23 YEARS OLD KICKBOXING INSTRUCTOR

RINA SUMIOKA, 23 YEARS OLD MUSICIAN

YOSUKE IMAI, 28 YEARS OLD PHOTOGRAPHER

MIDORI TAKECHI, 20 YEARS OLD TEMP WORKER

COSTCO SUBS PRESENTS

IKEBUKURO, TOKYO

Okay.

-To a long day! -Cheers!

Cheers!

Feeling better?

-Yeah. -Even despite the thing I said...

I do feel better.

-The Crybaby Trio. -The Crybaby Trio.

Yeah, I was a bit surprised by your crying, Yo-san.

-I was, too. -Even I was surprised, myself.

"Stop that~!"

"Don't say that~!"

-You're totally making fun of me, now! -No, I'm not.

So have you talked to Rinati? At the house.

We still haven't talked at all since that time.

Really?

So basically, where does Rinati sit with you, Yo-san?

Yay? Or Nay? From here on out.

Well, if it wasn't "Yay," I wouldn't have gone this far.

Also, you wouldn't have said anything about Hana-chan.

So that means...?

So that means...?

I like her.

That's great.

That's great.

Well, I guess that's how it would be.

But, I've only just recently said that I liked Hana-chan.

And now, I'm saying I like Rina.

Isn't that how it is, though?

Yeah, it is.

This guy here's already really something!

So, Yo-san...

what does he want to do, I wonder?

What do you mean, what does he want to do?

I mean, by how he feels, right after he gets turned down by Hana-chan.

So, he did say he felt relieved by that.

I wonder if I'm okay with that.

Are you worried?

Yeah. Maybe I'll just become his mom.

Huh?

So from romantic feelings...

you've instead become more motherly...

In the end, it makes me think he can't be relied upon.

I wonder if Yo-san will be all right...

It's over as soon as one side gets hurt.

Yeah.

And then, next is me. I have to convey something.

I'm just no good at love.

Me, too.

I've never held a relationship for long.

Well, I'm happy just being able to struggle like this.

I've been in Terrace House for about 11 months now.

And you guys have been asked out by girls, right?

Like, to go out on a date, or to go grab a bite to eat.

For me, I've never been, even once.

So, there's nothing you can say.

As to why Daiki-kun's so popular with the girls,

I have really no idea, to be honest.

Apart from being in the ring.

What you say isn't even really that funny. Like, you'll suddenly bust out jokes and stuff.

But, for you, Yo-san, you've got your height and your face...

and also, how for totally normal things,

you talk really slowly so they sound serious.

You shouldn't have said that just now!

-He's been exposed! -He's figured it out.

Good for you, Tetsu! Good for you!

Tetsu's been thinking what all of us were vaguely realizing.

That Yo-san's got a good face, he's tall,

and the way he talks about regular things really slowly...

Like, "Wait a minute...?"

So hilarious!

Well, but to be bullied like that...

even Yo-san's all right with that.

Yeah. That way he's being bullied should've been done way sooner.

But, he's already said that he likes Rina.

Yeah, well, he's going to have to be more aggressive going forward, doesn't he?

I really want him to like her, for real.

I really want him to, too.

If he makes a move right on the spot again, it's going to be problematic.

-Problematic? -Yeah, it will be.

DAIKANYAMA, TOKYO

Hello.

I'm Midori Takechi. I'm here for an interview.

Ah, yes.

The manager is waiting in the back for you. Please go ahead.

Excuse me.

Good afternoon.

I'm Midori Takechi.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Please, have a seat.

AZUMA MINORU DELEGATE COMPANY DIRECTOR

Thanks for having me.

-Let's see here... -Yes.

Please tell me a bit about what you've done up until now.

Yes. Um, for elementary school, I went to one in Japan.

And then, for middle school, I went to an American...

international school.

And then, I graduated and went to the English Faculty at a junior college.

And then, after that, I was at a college for a while, but then dropped out.

Since I really love fashion,

I was hoping that I would be able to come here and continue studying the industry.

-Oh, welcome back. -I'm home.

Rinati!

Did you get back early?

I did today, for once.

You had your interview today, right?

So, how did it go?

At that store, they're going to give me a part-time job,

and being able to be like, "This clothing really suits you!" to customers...

is something I have to know.

Well, but you're looking to become a director of sorts...

-that's the kind of work it is, right? -Right, right.

You're gradually getting to understand the path to what you want to do.

Daiki is, too.

Yeah, that's right.

Like, everyone's making a fresh start.

Yeah, we are.

Aah!

Hm?

Sorry.

What's up?

I just blurted out to myself.

What?

Hm? What's up?

Yo-san wrote something weird.

Something weird?

YOSUKE IMAI IS ANGRY. I'VE GOTTEN MANY CRITICISMS FROM PEOPLE WHO SAW LAST FRIDAY'S EPISODE.

"Yosuke Imai is angry."

That title's so...

You've got to be kidding me.

I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU'RE WATCHING THE SHOW, BUT IN REGARDS TO THE EPISODE CONTENT OR MY CHARACTER,

Is he super-pissed?

CURSING AT ME ON THE INTERNET, WRITING THINGS TO HURT A PERSON... I'M ANGRY.

"GET LOST." "YOU'RE A SCUMBAG." "YOU'RE A CREEP, THAT'S WHY YOUR PICS ARE IMPURE."

I DON'T KNOW HOW SERIOUSLY YOU'RE SAYING THESE THINGS. I TRIED TO HOLD BACK BECAUSE I KNOW...

He's seriously pissed.

I'M THE LOSER HERE FOR REACTING, BUT THIS TIME IT'S TOO MUCH.

I AM A HUMAN BEING. I AM NOT PERFECT. I DON'T GET ANGRY OFTEN, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SERIOUSLY PISSED.

Woah!

IF YOU GOT A BEEF WITH ME, DON'T SPILL IT ON THE INTERNET, SAY IT STRAIGHT TO MY FACE.

-He actually wrote that... -"Come to my exhibition."

I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU AT MY ART EXHIBITION ON 9/14-9/15. I WON'T BE HIDING OR RUNNING AWAY ANYWHERE!!

"Come to my exhibition," huh?

What are you making?

Somen. I'm boiling water.

But, summer's already over now.

That's true.

Oh, no!

"Oh, no"... woah!

Wassup?

You just totally surprised me.

Midori, you've been on the computer a lot.

I'm totally sooo not a computer person.

Sooo not a computer person, huh?

Yeah, I'm sooo not one.

"Sooo not one."

What's that?

I got letters.

-Wow. -That's crazy.

There's so many.

What?

That's insane!

How many are there? Let's count them.

Two... three...

Let's count, you say.

You're sorting them out...

Ey, wassup.

Oh, you brought your guitar.

Your guitar, again?

Why do you carry that guitar around?

Huh?

It's to play up his image. His image.

Bring your camera.

Playing up his image.

Bring my camera, you say?

You should take some pictures.

The hits keep on coming.

I want some, too!

-What, you're gonna eat it? -Huh?

Don't eat it with your hand.

Don't eat it with your hand!

Hey!

Wait, wait, wait. You're totally going to spill that.

What, am I your mother now?

How do you eat somen, exactly?

You don't know how to eat somen?

(*You eat them from a flowing pipe!)

I've only ever had nagashi-somen.*

I've never had them nagashi-style, myself.

-So it's your first time after nagashi-style? -Yeah, cuz I'm a celeb after all.

Woah there!

Why, why?

No, no, no. You don't have to get involved.

Midori, your hits are coming in strong.

Saying stuff like, "You should bring your camera."

No, actually I was the one who said that.

You're just imagining the damage.

Pretty dreadful.

Mm, so good!

Is it?

-So, I dip it in here? -Yeah, in there.

So, yeah...

could you lay off with the "bring your camera" bit?

Why do you keep dragging this out?

I'm going to bed. Sorry.

What's up with you dragging this out?

-He pissed? -I don't know.

Why is he so pissed?

Maybe he's bringing his camera.

Oh, that. Ah, that thing.

-Ah, maybe it's that. -Or he's just pretending?

Did Yo-san just seriously flip out?

He's not back yet.

Did he really just flip out?

Why's he being all crabby like that?

I'm going to the guys' room for a sec.

-Okay. -Yeah, go check on him.

He's definitely in a bad mood.

Yeah, he seems to be.

You all right, Yo-san?

I'm not all right, right now.

What's wrong?

What's wrong, Yo-san?

I just got so pissed.

We thought it was just a joke.

Just by saying to bring my guitar, and you, Daiki, telling me it's to play up my image.

Right at that point, I got so annoyed.

Okay.

I truly, really love the guitar.

Not just at the level where I only kind of like it, and just play as a hobby.

When I feel like it, at my own timing...

I don't just bring my camera around the house and take pictures.

I take pictures outdoors.

When people say things like, "You're always playing guitar all the time, bring your camera!"

I'm like, "WTF?"

I think he must have been pretty irritated.

There's times when he can be.

What happened?

Not too long ago,

the five of us were here...

and Yo-san came in, bringing his guitar.

We were like, "Your guitar, again?"

"Bring your camera!" while laughing about it.

Yo-san got so angry...

I read his blog today, and he was pretty angry there, too.

I thought he was maybe bent out of shape there.

But if he's to get angry at that...

I think he's quite childish for that.

So, when the last episode aired...

When I confessed to Hana,

and when I said I liked Rina,

I got all these comments online, like:

"This guy should get lost!" or "You're a scumbag!" or...

"You're a creep, that's why your pictures are impure!"

When I saw them,

but also when my mom saw them, it was a big shock.

Yeah, if you never told us about this, we would've never known.

That's true.

If that's what you wanted us to understand,

you should have a proper talk with us about that.

Just earlier, when you blurted out not to say those things,

everyone was like, "What's going on with him?"

Whether it was Midori, or Rinati...

What's going on with him?

We're back.

Welcome back.

Oh, you were here?

Ah, I was taking a bath before.

Yo-san.

What... what happened?

What happened?

"Don't bring your guitar, bring your camera!"

When that was said to me, I was like, "Don't mess around with me!"

I still feel that way, to be honest.

Yeah, I was the one who said to bring your camera.

So I'm sorry for that.

There's been stuff that's been bugging me apart from this.

Stuff that has nothing to do with this house at all.

So, what exactly has been bugging you there?

It's like...

these trolls writing stuff on the Internet.

What do you guys do?

Whenever people like that write stuff about you...

do you just hold in any anger or bad thoughts?

-Rather than hold it in... -Or do you let it all out?

If you take each and every comment to heart, there's no end in sight...

That's so mature to be able to think that way.

I never could think of it that way.

When I saw your blog post, what I thought was...

Right up to the mid-point...

Well, I thought that maybe your way of thinking was different from ours.

That part about people talking trash about your family or those around you...

Not letting it go is so very much like you, Yo-san, and I think it's a good thing.

But after that, well...

that part where you told people to come face you at your exhibition to say stuff to your face...

I personally wondered about your choice of words that you wrote.

People coming to your exhibit may worry

how you would feel about them.

I feel like I wouldn't want you to use the exhibit...

as that kind of place, among other things.

All right, so where's a better place? Should I say that I'll be at so-and-so place,

so they could come there instead, then?

By where...

Or that I rather shouldn't have declared that in the first place?

Declared...

If I didn't do that, then those kind of people wouldn't come to the surface.

Partially because they don't have to show themselves, they can write things like this.

-That's exactly why... -Why you got pissed?

Because I don't like that part of it, I told them to bring it.

But, you do know that by saying that...

they're not going to stop there?

They're not going to stop? Well, I'm not going to give up.

There's probably tons of people they've hurt like this, not just me.

Yeah, I guess.

I'm the type to never give up on that from the beginning.

As for me, I've always gotten such trolling...

I'd get all crazy like, "Whaaa!"

and want to write stuff like, "Shut up!" and stuff.

But, I think that's really so childish.

There's times where I struggle about what to do.

In the midst of that, I wonder if it's because you wrote something.

Something that would make me go, "Whaaaat!"

I wonder if it's okay to hold back.

I used to have the stance to just stay quiet.

But then I thought, isn't it all right to say something?

Since living a life where you can't say what you want to say is the worst.

Am I wrong?

-Hmm. -Hmmmm.

Everyone here's probably got their reasons for coming here.

I wanted to become famous, and wanted to spread the popularity of kickboxing.

I wanted to become a champion, so I came here.

But, there were several times where, I, too, got trolled on for saying I liked two girls.

But, because I had those things I wanted to accomplish...

-I had these things I wanted to get done... -Strong goals. Those are strong, what you have.

But I really think that...

it's better to have the mindset where you're okay with letting things bounce off you.

I think that if you can focus on that, you won't get thrown off course.

Man, this...!

This conversation is really quite something.

All this online stuff...

Any way you put it, he's now Mr. Awkward.

Yeah, that's right.

Right. I mean, Yama-chan seriously...

gets a lot of terrible things written about him online.

If Yo-san's really struggling with this, he should really come my way.

You still just lowly pawn.

Why do you sound Chinese?

You still just lowly pawn.

I already die 64 time.

"64..."

He needs to realize that if he's going to get hurt by this, then the other guys win.

I mean, once they see this episode,

those Internet trolls are going to be so happy.

Like, "It's cuz of me that he got hurt." That's why, in order to not let that happen,

you need to realize if you get hurt, it's over. It's best if you absolutely don't show it online. Yeah.

But, you're actually hurt by all those comments?

Yeah, of course I'm hurt by them.

But you know,

as long as they're alive, anybody... is going to get talked about behind their backs.

Yeah, that's true.

Anyone living regularly is going to get talked about behind their back.

However, the Internet is a tool where

that back-talk gets pushed right in your face.

You'll just happen to end up hearing it.

More than likely, anything like back-talk from anybody...

-will end up beating on you repeatedly. -It will end up beating on you.

It's just that at the beginning, even that trigger that got him moody,

that was something I just couldn't not get.

-Huh, wha...? -Did everyone cool off too much towards him?

Maybe the girls got a bit mad at some point, but...

To me, the whole "bring your camera" thing wasn't really much to me.

That was one time he got hurt.

Then, when trying to enter their conversation, directly to Yosuke-kun's face...

Midori was like, "You don't have to get involved."

That there, was too much to me.

I mean, that's not even a dumb comedy line.

I'd be saying something like I've gotten over the trolling, though. Like, "Wait, wait, wait a sec."

That kind of thing would really bug me.

Man, I really do feel bad for him for that.

-That's... -Yeah, definitely.

Don't get me wrong, there's times where I still hate him.

-You do have those times. -You're being straightforward.

You really do.

But that stuff's just mean, though.

That's just simple bullying, really.

Midori's just being Midori. A child.

Yeah, for sure.

I haven't been particularly trolling Midori online.

(*SADLY, WE DON'T HAVE THIS T_T)

I've been doing it on our alternate audio commentary.*

-You're not even sneaky about it. -I'm not. I've been confidently blasting her.

Man, lots of talk about my trolling is really coming my way right now.

You at it right now?

Have some caffeine.

Ah, thanks.

-Do you get this? -Get what?

"I ______ NEW WORK."

What is this?

Hmm...

My bad.

There's the answer!

You can't be peeking at the solutions.

I've never heard this before.

(* NOT-TOO-COMMON VERB: "TO PLAN / PLOT / PROPOSE...")

"Kuwadateru.*"

You've been so kind to me these days.

Well, there's many reasons why.

Huh?

No way!

What? No way!

You've been so kind to me these days.

Well, there's many reasons why.

You have many reasons why?

Can I ask what?

No, no, no.

Like, any worries or...?

Well...

We'll talk later.

What's up with that?!

We can properly...

Well, there's something I really want to tell you.

So let's go for a long-overdue meal.

-Oh man, that scares me. -It does?

What is it?

I'll go, I'll go. But...

We can't talk about it today?

No.

It's just us two here, right now.

Not now.

I can't keep going on like this anymore.

Well, I'll really... really tell you.

Let's go sometime next week.

I'm scared...

She's probably going to leave.

Doesn't it seem like she's will?

-No way! -She will? Nooo...

I don't want her to leave. I don't want her to.

Their romance is the one and only chance on this show.

This is the one and only soothing time on this show.

Whenever these two are together. For us.

Yeah, but... Right now, Mi-ko-chan is...

really doing well with her gravure work.

Perhaps she's gotten into her work-concentration mode?

-Maybe she thinks now isn't the time to be in love or anything. -No way.

Could it be... or not-- What is it?

-If that's not the case... -If that's not the case...

-Maybe she'll once again... -....confess she likes him again?

Instead of a confession...

maybe she'll be like, "I don't need an answer,

but these are the feelings I have for you...

and I'm always rooting for you." Once again, she'd tell him that, perhaps.

Oh, that'd be nice.

But, she didn't exactly have...

that expression of her keeping that to herself?

That's what I'm most worried about.

Yeah, good point.

It seems like it's a much bigger decision.

Her helping him out is...

maybe like, a final, farewell...

-Ahh! -What?

Her being so kind lately...

could be as a last, final farewell gesture. To cap it off.

True, when I think about it, that all sounds coherent.

Man...!

With this, while loving him with this kindness...

for Miwako-chan to then leave... It's so heartbreaking.

So heart-wrenching!

It really flipped the other way.