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What else you got?

Parachutes, Bottle Rockets Bees, Champagne Poppers,

Morning Glories, M-80’s, Super Snaps, Sparklers...

Let me see that last M-80.

Are your ears ringing? Mine are ringing.

Woah...

Phelps [O.S.]: Hey druggies! Hey!

Cut that crap out, or I’ll come over there and stomp your asses!

God...

They’re so drugged out they don’t realize the Fourth of July

was like two months ago.

Oh, hey! Hey, Phelps,

when are you going to take us down to your dad’s lake house?

As soon as you invite your cousin, Katie-

Hit the deck!

You burnouts got shit in your ears, or what? I said beat it!

♪ One, Two, Three, Four! ♪

Scatter!

Dude’s a maniac.

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

♪ another day of livin’! ♪

♪ I just want to celebrate ♪

Ramona [O.S.]: Nate! I’m out of the shower!

Tom Roan will be here for dinner tonight...

It would be super for you to be here.

Y’know, I’ve noticed he’s been making himself at home lately.

It’s nice, isn't it?

You gonna charge him for rent, too?

Why are you always bringin' me so much work?

Uh... I really don’t know what’s all in there.

What'd you do all weekend?

I mostly laid low. Set off some leftover fireworks

with my friend, Will.

Huh...

Um. What did you do?

Saturday night, I...

had some of my girlfriends over and...

we had our fair share of Tall Boys, and around eleven...

we went out looking for some Shaft.

This music’s in the turd zone.

I don’t know why Darold Walton won’t let us play The Fever.

103.5! They pump out killer jams.

These aren’t Ding Dongs. Where are my Ding Dongs?

Finish up those Vienna Fingers, Palmer.

I need you on the sorter, pronto.

Skoog, Mr. Eubank wants to see you in his office.

Mr. Eubank: How's your mom, Nate?

Pretty ok.

Good. Good. What’s new with her? Anything?

She’s kind of going with Tom Roan right now.

That right? Old Tom Roan?

He swings a mean bat.

What days you work, again?

Um... Mondays, Wednesdays... Fridays.

Well I can tell you...

that if the insurance business continues to be this robust,

and you show a little initiative down in the mail room,

we may be able to bring you on full-time.

How would that be?

You got a car, Nate?

Yeah.

I need you to pick up my son Oswalt after school and drive

him out to his orthodontist, out by the highway.

Ok, sure.

Except... I don’t know what he looks like.

Oh, uh...

That's him.

He goes to Nickerson High School. School lets out at 2:35.

Just drop him off at home whenever you're done and then

come back here and finish out the rest of your day. Alrighty?

Alrighty.

So, what else is going on?

Oh, uh. We're all done here, son.

I'm gonna have to ask you to take off your glasses.

The way the wind cuts through this cab,

they’ll shoot right off your face.

Pft! This thing can’t go fast. Drive on, driver.

Hey, Gretchen!

I tutor Gretchen in Geometry. She’s trying to earn her GED.

Can’t blame her for that.

Hey, I brought us some snacks...

Oh, Gretchen!

This is Nate Skoog.

Grab my bag.

Thanks for the ride.

Tom [O.S.]: Oh boy, is this great taco salad or what? Huh?

Thank you, Tom Roan.

Anything happen at work today, Nate?

Well, my lunch didn’t have any Ding Dongs in it.

Stop showing off for Tom.

I’m not showing off.

So Nate, you uh... you like softball?

No.

No?

What kind of an answer is that?

It’s just baseball for fat people.

Oh, you think so, huh? Well, I'll tell you young man,

you've gotta be in tip top physical condition. Tip top.

Yeah, Skoog residence... Tom Roan speaking.

Uh, well look we're right in the middle of a meal... hmm?

Yeah, well, ho- hold on hold on hold on... “Balloona”?

Will Luna.

Hello? - Who’s that buttwipe?

That's my mom’s boyfriend.

Oh, did you hear that Ramona?

Looks like we're serious. He- he just called me your boyfriend.

Flippin’ A Tom, this is private!

- Nate! - That's--

Sorry!

Yeah?

I don't think I'm gonna go to class tonight.

What?

Yeah I’ve already had my bath, I think I’m just gonna settle in.

Are you sure?

I think so. Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow?

Yeah, ok.

See ya.

See ya.

Let’s make sure the blocking is even this time.

Tornado Ted [O.S.]: When we talk about the vorticity

of a low precipitation super cell

complete with gust front, inflow jets and feeder bands,

we’re definitely gonna be running in a red watch.

Uh, so, who all here has seen a tornado?

Tornado Ted: Uh... What about you?

Hi Tornado Ted. I’m Glenn Gratton,

this is my brother, Ben Gratton.

Last May we were down around Chanute, gettin’ firewood when

we saw a low-hanging wall cloud that funneled down.

At first I didn’t think it had touched down,

because it wasn’t filled out.

Yeah, but then I said, “no, look at the tail,

you see that bleepin’ debris?” But you gotta look close.

It was so dark we all thought we were gonna die, man.

Right there... bleepin’ Chanute.

But you made it to safer ground?

Oh, shoot yeah. - I floored it.

He floored it big time. - Yup.

You didn’t attempt a, uh... core punch?

No way, dude.

Exactly. You did the right thing.

Uh, does everybody here know what a core punch is?

Oh boy, oh boy.

A core punch is when you head directly into the

eye of the storm.

Every year in the newspaper, you read about one or two fools

that tried it. If you remember one thing from tonight,

remember this: never attempt a core punch.

It’s...

Suicide!

The shower’s open!

Uh, Nate... How did you sleep last night?

Fine. Why?

Nothing, I just...

Oh, yeah.

So, Nate... How'd you sleep?

Fine.

Good.

Killer! The new Mercenary International Quarterly!

Will [O.S.]: Just came out this morning. There’s a stellar piece

depicting the calisthenics of the Machala rebels.

Miss anything last night?

It was pretty much the same as the class last Spring.

Tornado Ted needs to mix things up a bit.

What are you working on?

Right now, if you want to wear cammos, you have to choose

between jungle, desert or snow.

I’m developing a new pattern of camouflage that is all purpose.

So not only could you wear it in the jungle, desert and snow...

you could also wear it in an urban setting,

out along the highway by the Dress Barn,

and maybe even... the ocean.

You want to rock on over to the rec center?

Oh, Thursday night is wrestling at the Buckeye Nazarene Annex.

Ina Jean Groff versus June Beach I’ll score us two tickets.

Righteous.

How’s that job your mom got you?

It’s all so whatever.

I can’t be locked into a 9 to 5.

Tell me about it. I’m pulling a couple half-days a week

at Nickerson and believe me, that is plenty, Broseff.

Plus, whatever I make I have to pay my mom for lodging.

Maybe we should look into some Mercenary work.

You know, protecting the weak and stupid. Storming haciendas.

High powered explosives. That sort of thing.

I hear that pays serious coin.

High risk. High reward.

If someone asked me to kill an ambassador or something?

I’d have to charge a butt-ton of cabbage.

That would be boss...

What are you two doin?

Guerrilla workouts of the Machala rebels.

What about you?

Angolan N’singa technique of combat and warfare.

Gnarly.

It’s devastating.

Will [O.S.]: Mercenaries needed for special ops.

Forty kilometers east of Quevedo.

What?

Hello, I’m calling in reference to an ad

you placed in Mercenary International Quarterly.

Hi, I’m calling in reference to an important ad you placed.

More money...

I’m calling in reference to an ad you placed in a magazine.

Any listings in here for Kansas?

Those guys just pushed that loser down.

Crap. I know that loser.

Who’s this dingus?

I don't know.

This is my park!

Let's get out of here!

This ain't over mustache!

Up your butts!

You know those jackaloons?

I was just walking home from school

when the harassment began.

I think they were Tarwater’s younger brothers.

Tarwater?

Crap! They ripped my top. My parents are gonna kill me.

I got something for you to borrow.

They'll never notice.

Hey, Gretchen! You ready for some Geometry?

Whatever.

Gretchen’s been touring with Quiet Riot for years.

Groupies...

No, man. She’s a roadie.

Really? - I thought that was

only for boys.

What can I say? She’s a maverick.

What was that like?

The boys were tough on me at first,

but once I snapped a few collar bones, the hazing let up.

Doggone.

I thought about pursuing that line of work after high school,

but... it would have been too tough on my mom.

Gretchen, you remember Nate and this is Will.

Nice ride.

Thanks.

Well, shall we hit the books?

Stay cool and stuff.

Take it slow.

What do you want to do now?

Do you want to grab some food?

What? Oh. Yeah, sure.

Well, my mom’s not home so I can’t have anyone over.

Skoog residence, Ramona speaking.

Hi mom, this is Nate.

Will and I were wondering what you were making for dinner.

Beanie Weanies. You two want want to eat here?

Beanie Weanies.

No thanks.

We didn’t get anything from the kid.

Did you break any fingers?

No, there was some butt-hair at the park

that got in the middle of it.

Two butt-hairs.

Two butt-hairs. One was real scuzzy, but he had some moves,

man. The second guy had a headband and thick glasses-

Wait. Did the first guy have a mustache?

I don’t know if I’d call it that or not.

Shut up Phillip!

I’m talking to Noble.

Did he have a mustache?

Kind of.

B-5. B-5.

You ever think about getting out of here?

Yeah, usually after three or four hours of Bingo...

I’m ready to call it a night.

No, I mean...

one of these days, after I’ve made some bank...

I’d like to head out west.

Just get away from here for a while.

You mean like Garden City?

No man. I was thinking more like... Colby.

Oh...

Colby...

I hear it’s nice out there.

I could stay here for a while.

See how I like it.

You know, I hear out there, they don’t have firework tents,

per se, that are only open for a month.

They have stores, like real buildings,

that are open all the time.

If I ever come into some money,

I’m heading west, to Colby.

Maybe, I could come too.

Yeah, maybe.

Palmer [O.S.]: G-17. G 1-7.

Dot [O.S.]: Bingo!

Bingo! Stop playing!

Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! Stop playing!

Stop playing, everyone!

Bingo, right here! Right here! Woooo!

♪ I really love you, baby! ♪

♪ I love what you’ve got! ♪

Play my board for a minute. ♪ Let’s get together, we can- ♪

Okie dokie. ♪ Get hot! ♪

♪ No more tomorrow, baby! ♪

♪ Time is today! ♪

♪ Girl, I can make ya feel... ♪

Well...

lookie, lookie, lookie...

♪ No place for hiding, baby! ♪

I was wondering when you were gonna come by and say hello.

We just stopped in to play a couple boards.

Sit down! Sit, sit, sit, sit. Sit.

Can I buy you a drink?

Yeah, I could use another cold one.

Aww. I thought boys like you only drank milk.

You know Skoog... I see you at work.

Pushing your cart...

back and forth... up and down the aisle...

in your mailroom uniform...

Do you think there's some mail in here that needs to be sorted?

I don’t know.

Oh, honey, there is always mail that needs to be sorted.

♪ No, no...! ♪

This is Nate.

Dude, I’m sorry, I got so into my bingo last night,

I didn't even see you leave.

Yeah... I ran into someone who needed a ride.

Who?

Uh... this secretary at my work.

Is she a fox?

Phyllis Clark [O.S.]: Luna!

What the shit?

If you’re not yankin your pud, you’re on the damn phone!

You work here three hours a day and you still gotta call your

friends! Like they’re just dyin’ to hear what you’ve gotta

say. Mr. G. Darn Popular.

I gotta go.

Thanks for making the rounds.

I don’t feel too great.

You don’t look too great.

And you smell kinda like... cigarettes

and poon.

I think it was food poisoning.

I think I ate some bad nachos that weren’t cooked all the way.

Come on, you’re talking to Palmer, here.

By the by...

that sex-cretary that sits by the restrooms,

she's been asking about you.

Wanted me to give you this.

Dot [V.O.]: Last night, you had me yelling bingo!

Again tomorrow night?

Dot Mackey... I made out with he one time.

Did you know that? Have I mentioned that?

It was spectacular.

And now she doesn't want to give ol’ Palmer the time of day.

Anyway, be careful. She's a hot tamale.

You might get burned.

Skoog.

Mr. Eubank needs you to pick his kid up again after school

and take him to the doctor.

Apparently, he’s got something on his leg.

And you make sure you get back here pronto.

We’re swamped down here. And I can’t afford to have you driving

around that pube all day.

And think about getting yourself cleaned up.

Deodorant, toothpaste, that sort of thing.

Palmer! I need you to sort these for me! Also pronto.

When do you need em by, Darold?

Yesterday!

Hey, bro.

What’s wrong with your leg?

What?

I'm taking you to the doctor.

Ah, yes, the doctor’s office. Hit it.

Here we are.

What is this?

Peabody Country Club!

Ah, I gotta get back to work, dude.

Relax, man. I’m paying you back for bailing me out the other day

We’ve got a spare pair of swim trunks in our locker,

all you need to do is enjoy yourself.

Hey, uh... you’re my dad.

Hey!

We’re here to hang loose at the pool.

Hello, Forest and Oswalt Eubank.

We’re updating our system here so that membership cards

now have photo I.D. I just need you to step this way,

and I can take your picture.

Uh...

Alright, smile for me, Forest.

You call that a smile? That’s not a smile.

Oh, yeah. That's gonna look real nice.

Just soak up the rays and unwind.

Maybe order yourself a cocktail or some flavored water.

Hey... This is your special day.

Now, if you’ll excuse me...

I’ve gotta practice my dives.

Did I land it?!

Uh...

Sure did.

Hey, where you been, you little geek?

Been tripping my balls off waiting for you!

Sorry, Gretchen. Me and Nate and some business

we had to clear up.

You’ve been at the pool.

Have we? Well, we’re here now, so if you can just mellow,

we can get started.

Get started? No, you’re late.

Now, I gotta go to work. I want my money back for today.

Sure, I’ll give you a refund tomorrow.

Now, skid mark.

Ok, ok. I got it. Just...

Where do you work?

Leonard’s.

That’s... That’s the best arcade ever.

Owners a dick-cheese.

I could give you a ride.

If you want.

Here.

Let’s go.

Hey, those Ding Dongs...

I love those.

So, uh, Oswalt’s tutoring you?

Yeah, he’s just helping me prep for some tests I have to take.

Radical.

Yeah, it’s... whatever.

Dot [O.S.]: Hey, mailman. Did you get my note?

And?

Uh... I have plans tomorrow night, already.

Good, you cleaned up a little.

Thanks for the paper clips.

You get that kid to the doctor?

It was nothing. Better to err on the safe side.

Tom [O.S.]: Nate!

Where were you last night?

Will and I played bingo.

All night?

Yeah.

Your mother couldn't sleep at all last night,

she was so worried about you.

Tom, please.

I’ll get it.

Hello, Skoog residence.

Sorry I had to get off the phone earlier.

Phyllis Clark was wigging out about how I stacked the trays.

Oh, It’s cool.

I ran into Tarwater, today.

He wants to talk to you.

Tarwater?

I saw him at Nickerson.

He wants you to come by the cafeteria tomorrow at noon.

He wants to eat lunch with me at the high school?

Uh... I don’t think so.

But actually, they do have good sloppy joes.

Well, should I go?

You don’t say no to Tarwater, dude.

Master Mike: Just go with it.

Does anyone know where Nelson Tarwater is?

Do I... get my ring, now?

Did I stutter on the amount?

You still owe me another hundred.

But, I don’t have another hundred.

Then figure it out.

And don’t come back to my table until you do, ok? Thanks.

I hear you want to talk to me.

Yeah? What else you hear?

You hear the only one that beats on my little brothers is me?

Did you hear it’d be in your best interest not to pick up

that hairless Melvin from school anymore?

Did you hear I don’t like when people getting involved in my

business. Did- did you hear that, Skoog?

Well, it’s my job.

It-It’s your job to play grab ass with Ding-Dong at the pool?

Why are your brothers jackin’ around with him, anyway?

Oh, you can ask Oswalt that one.

Mr. Henley [O.S.]: Hey Nelson!

Mr. Henley! Sure is pretty out today.

You hit it right on the head, you son of a buck!

Let’s just enjoy it while we can!

Pick up Oswalt Eubank after school again...

and you won’t like what happens.

Do you have a special ring for marching band?

Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do.

♪ Come on, feel the noise! ♪

♪ Girls, rock your boys! ♪

♪ We’ll get wild, wild, wild! ♪

♪ Wild, wild, wild! ♪

♪ So you think I’ve got an evil mind! ♪

♪ I’ll tell you honey, ♪

♪ I don’t know why! ♪

Gretchen? ♪ I don’t know why! ♪

♪ So you think my singing’s- ♪ Oh, hey.

♪ out of time! ♪

Hi. ♪ It makes me money! ♪

What are you doin? ♪ I don’t know why! ♪

Just killing time.

I gotta get over to Oswalt’s pretty soon.

You need a ride?

♪ So come on, feel the noise! ♪

I don’t wanna interrupt your lunch.

♪ Girls rock your boys! ♪

You’re not interrupting. ♪ We’ll get wild, wild, wild! ♪

Ya know, since you’re new here, kind of...

Do you know about the wrestling once a month

at the Buckeye Nazarene Annex?

Tonight I think it’s June Beach against Ina Jean Groff.

June Beach is here tonight?

Seven o’clock.

♪ I’m in no hurry! ♪

Sounds righteous.

Yeah, it does sound righteous. ♪ And I don’t know why! ♪

You should go.

♪ Anymore... No, no, no! ♪

I’ll be there.

Killer. ♪ Come on, feel the noise! ♪

♪ Girls rock your boys! ♪

♪ We’ll get wild, wild, wild! ♪

♪ Wild, wild, wild! ♪

♪ Come on, feel the noise! ♪

♪ Girls rock your boys! ♪

Man, it was only the second round.

This is bogus!

Heh, and they call that a gut buster? These tools

wouldn’t last a second in the Kumate.

What is that?

Are you wearing cologne?

Gretchen!

Did June Beach fight yet?

She’s coming up. Uh, you know Will.

Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. I just got off work.

Gretchen works at Leonard’s Arcade.

Best arcade ever.

The owner’s a dick-cheese.

Oh! Here... you go.

I work on Sunday. You should come by.

I’m there.

So what do you do, Will?

I’m kind of in between jobs right now?

Phyllis Clark caught me sleeping in the locker room.

There she is. Oh, she’s got a gnarly suplex.

Totally.

Introducing first,

in the corner to my left.

Boo! No one wants you here! - She's the queen of mean,

The duchess of doe...

Ina Jean Groff!

And her opponent...

At a blistering 182 pounds-

Red, white and blue, baby! All day!

the Madonna of Americana...

June Beach!

Yeah!

I love you! I know you've been- - That’s my girl!

Woo!

You’re all jealous of me!

Ina Jean! - What?

I’m gonna put my boot...

upside your fancy snatch!

Come on!

Yeah! Yes, Beach! Alright! Let’s go!

Ina Jean: Come on then! - Come on!

Awesome fight, right?

Stellar performances all around.

So, what do you guys got going on after this?

It doesn’t really concern you, does it?

I mean, there's no room in Nate's ride anyway, so...

Nothing against you or anything.

So, uh, did you guys figure out what we should do next?

Good question.

Actually, I think I’m just gonna go meet up with my

brothers, so you guys should go on without me.

Lame.

We could squeeze you in.

You want to get dropped off somewhere?

No, it's cool. Maybe next time.

Right on.

Will...

Gretchen.

Dot [O.S.]: She’s foxy.

Who’s that?

Well, I sure as shit ain't talkin’ about... Ina Jean Groff.

Looks fade...

I mean, I should know, right?

What’s her name?

Gretchen.

That’s sweet.

So...

Does Gretchen put out?

I gotta get back to work.

Adios.

Skoog!

The Eubank kid needs to be picked up after school again.

Must be nice to get a personal chauffeur to

cart his twiggy ass around.

I know it’s a bummer...

but it’s best you keep a positive head about this whole

piss-ant situation.

Let’s go to the park.

I’m taking you home.

You wanna tell me why Tarwater told me

not to pick you up, anymore?

Tarwater... is that a person’s name?

Who picks you up when I don’t?

I mean, my mom’s usually good for Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Tarwater’s younger brothers.

Come again?

Tarwater’s younger brothers.

Back up.

I don’t back up for nobody.

Fellas.

We want Oswalt, Skoog.

We need to talk to him.

He doesn’t feel like talking right now.

He doesn’t feel like talkin’...

or you’re not gonna let us talk to him?

Both, I- I guess.

Oswalt, why'd you have to bring this stain with you?

Couldn’t we just take care of this ourselves?

Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

What’s the hard way?

Ask Skoog if he’s allergic to dogs.

♪ If you like Pina coladas! ♪

♪ And getting caught in the rain! ♪

♪ If you’re not into yoga! ♪

♪ If you have half a brain! ♪

♪ If you like making love at midnight! ♪

♪ In the dunes on the cape! ♪

♪ Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for! ♪

♪ Write to me and escape! ♪

♪ I didn’t think about my lady... ♪

Tarwater sells class rings, right?

He marks up the price and pockets the premium.

How do you know?

I tutored at his house for a while,

and I helped myself to some of it.

How much?

In the neighborhood of 1,846 dollars.

That’s good scratch.

Is Nate here?

He’s chauffeuring right now. Anything I can help you with?

No...

I think we just...

had a little heated discussion earlier so...

I was just checking in making sure...

everything was cool in the gang, you know?

No

way

ever.

What’s that, Dot?

Y’ello?

Can I ask who’s calling?

Kay, Will Luna.

Ya know, Luna's Italian for moon.

Hey, what’s up? - There’s a line, Skoog.

And when someone crosses this particular line,

as you did today,

I make two phone calls.

One is to the person that did the crossing,

which I am doing now.

And one is to my brother, Stoney,

which I’ve already done.

You and me are gonna thump.

Goodbye.

Yeah, goodbye.

How’s Will?

He's pretty ok.

You need to tell him to stop calling during dinner.

How was the trip, Stoney?

Bus from Wichita was filled with Grandma ass.

I hear that.

Gretchen.

Coin slot on Beer's a bitch.

Hey.

Come on! Keep playing!

♪ Begin the day with a friendly voice! ♪

♪ A companion unobtrusive! ♪

I’m out of tokens.

Just take one from my belt.

♪ Plays that song that’s so elusive! ♪

Come on! Take one.

♪ ... that makes your morning mood! ♪

Mmm... there you go.

♪ ... magic at your fingers ♪

Having a nice time, Gretchen?

♪ Undemanding contact in your happy solitude ♪

Sorry, Russell.

I'm off in twenty minutes.

♪ Bright antennae bristle with the energy ♪

♪ Emotional feedback on a- ♪

Thanks for the game.

Yeah, sure.

What's wrong?

I just had the crappiest week ever...

Some butt-wad ran over my dog.

That’s a G-damn outrage!

Yeah, my brothers took her to the park...

Then I guess she...

she ran out into the street.

It was a hit and run.

What kind of dog was it?

A Doberman.

I mean, there's no way whoever hit her didn’t know they hit her

I haven’t been able to sleep.

Uh, Gretchen...

What’s your last name?

Tarwater. I wish I knew who did it, I would stomp their nuts!

Yeah. For sure.

Yeah...

I just...

Y-You just what?

You kinda taste like slushy.

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ What ever happened to the teenage dream? ♪

So, I’ll see you maybe this week?

Yeah. For sure.

We are gonna be here all night with these yahoos.

♪ A broken god... ♪

♪ from a musty world ♪

♪ Sweetly mouth touched... ♪

♪ an onyx girl ♪

♪ his prison bars ♪

♪ were very hard to clean ♪

♪ but... ♪

♪ What ever happened to the teenage dream? ♪

Ramona [O.S.]: Nate! Tom! Nate!

Can you bring me some juice?

Come here! Tom! Nate! Something’s happened!

Who would do this?

Yeah.

I don’t know.

Quit lookin at me, Roan!

Nate, what’s going on?

Answer your momma.

I’m gonna be late.

Sorry, my ride broke down.

Mr. Eubank wants to see you in his office, first thing.

Ok...

I missed breakfast, so I was just gonna...

First thing doesn’t mean second or third thing,

it means first thing.

I wouldn’t say you were employee of the month,

but you were hanging in there,

doing what was asked of you.

Some people seemed to like you.

And then you gotta go and pull this poppycock.

They have guest passes, you know.

Cost like five bucks.

I thought you had to work today.

I was escorted off the premises for falsifying documents.

God-darn.

Yep.

Is one of you, Nate...

Skoog?

You have a phone call.

Hello?

Nate it’s Oswalt. My dad found your ID.

How’d you know I’d be here?

My Dad told me he sacked you, so I just figured.

As for punishment, he’s making me walk home from school

every day for the next couple of weeks.

I’m supposed to give a care 'cause why?

My overriding fear is that last Friday we may have stirred up

a bit of a hornet’s nest.

Can you come pick me up?

I think Tarwater’s gonna be all over my ass.

Yeah, he probably is.

Nate, are you there?

So, can you pick me up today?

I got us a paid assignment.

Security detail for Oswalt Eubank.

Who? - That kid from the park.

Oh yeah.

Thirty-five bucks an hour.

How many hours?

One a day.

That’s respectable.

There’s a few small things...

Oswalt took some of Tarwater’s money.

It looks like Stoney’s come back to collect.

Oh, no way dude. Stoney’s a hoss.

Tarwater’s coming after us anyway,

last night they farmed my yard and slashed my tires.

My mom’s wiggin out.

And they probably won't stop there

since I sort of ran over their dog.

What? No way, dude! No, no, no, no, no.

He’s coming after us anyway.

This way we get paid for it.

Coming after you.

You talk about being a mercenary?

It’s time to put your toe in the water.

It’s only an hour a day.

I need your tactical thinking.

Without it, I’m reamed.

I also need to find a car or... something.

There's one place I'd start looking before that.

Glenn [O.S.]: Extend, extend. You’ve got to want it.

What are you guys doing?

Forearm Broom Extensions.

Nice.

Looks like a deep burn.

Have you two ever thought about being bodyguards?

We’re listening.

We have a client with certain security issues.

- How’s the pay? - Very competitive.

- How’s your Capoeira? - Fine.

But, you took classes, what, like five years ago?

How do we know you haven’t forgotten your moves?

Checks out.

When and where’s the assignment?

2:30 at Nickerson.

We do have a few logistical concerns.

We need a ride...

What about Liberty?

What’s Liberty?

♪ Unconcieveable, unbelievable ♪

♪ Grammar like a hammer if it makes it receivable ♪

♪ Sent by the lord ♪

♪ Here and abroad ♪

♪ With words now adored they can’t be ignored ♪

You guys got a radio in here?

Nope.

Don’t let Gretchen know I’m paying you guys.

She doesn’t know.

What’s the difference if she knows or not?

She’s Tarwater’s sister, dummy.

Did you know this?

I might've heard something about it, yeah.

♪ Not a gang to bang, out to hang with slang ♪

♪ Talkin’ yang and slang about every thang ♪

♪ Just brothers and others like fathers and mothers ♪

♪ Who discovered they love us ♪

♪ that think they’re up and above us! ♪

♪ No crime or time just rhyme and I’m ♪

♪ Full grown and own, no phone or dime. ♪

♪ Just cut the stuff ‘til you get enough [’nough] ♪

♪ ‘Cause we’re rougher than tougher ♪

♪ and rougher tougher than tough ♪

Someone's getting popular.

They’re just dropping me off is all.

Have you seen your brothers... around here?

Why are you always asking me about my brothers?

I’m not.

Well, thanks guys. I'll see you tomorr- tomorrow.

Hold up bro.

What?

Oh...

Uhm...

Uh, I sort of told 'em that we'd be paid every day.

Ah! No prob, Glenn. You stay right there.

Hi. - Hey.

Hello.

So, I get off work at eight tonight. You should come by,

maybe we could do something after?

Ok!

I think she’s talking to me, Glenn.

I hear good things about Laser Skate,

or there's Supernova Skate. Skate Palace has gotten

a little skeezy, but whatever. Or there's Roller palace?

Yeah, Skate Palace has really fallen off.

Laser Skate has a new pretzel recipe.

Hey, Gretchen,

can you head inside? I gotta talk to these guys for a minute.

Whatever!

Laser it is.

Give me some for gas, too.

Rad.

Nate.

Check this out. Don’t show it to anybody.

Keep on rockin’.

You guys wanna go spend this somewhere?

We can go to Captain D’s or something.

Library please.

Okie dokie.

Forest?

Oh, hi Ramona.

Ever since Irene took that job it’s been up to me

to fill the mother humping cupboards.

Sounds like things are going really well down at the office.

Thanks again for giving Nate such a great opportunity.

Uh, Ramona...

What’s new at work, Nate?

Uh... not much.

No? Anything happen today you wanna tell me about?

No. I’d say it was pretty uneventful.

Pretty uneventful?

Good. Pretty uneventful.

Do you want to tell me why our yard was vandalized last night?

Uh... Probably just high school kids.

Tom Roan says you’re selling.

Selling what? - Ice!

Like a slushy? - Drugs!

What? No!

You seem clean to me.

But, Tom Roan says that pushers aren't users anyway.

Mom, I’m not a pusher. - Tom Roan says-

Okay! I don’t know who farmed our yard. If I find out,

I’ll tell you! Can we change the subject, please?

♪ We’re running with the shadows of the night! ♪

♪ So baby take my hand, you’ll be alright! ♪

♪ Surrender all your dreams to me tonight! ♪

♪ They’ll come true in the end! ♪

♪ You said “Oh girl it’s a cold world ♪

♪ When you keep it all to yourself” ♪

♪ I said “You can’t hide on the inside ♪

♪ all the pain you’ve ever felt.” ♪

♪ Ransom my heart, but baby don’t look back, ♪

♪ ‘Cause we got nobody else. ♪

♪ We’re running with the shadows of the night! ♪

♪ So baby take my hand, you’ll be alright! ♪

♪ Surrender all your dreams to me tonight! ♪

♪ They’ll come true in the end... ♪

♪ You know that sometimes it feels like ♪

♪ it’s all moving way too fast... ♪

♪ Use every alibi and words you deny ♪

♪ that love ain’t meant to last! ♪

♪ You can cry, tough baby, ♪

♪ it’s alright, you can let me down easy, but... ♪

♪ not tonight! ♪

♪ We’re running with the shadows of the night! ♪

♪ He’s gonna kill that girl! ♪

♪ He’s gonna kill that girl! ♪

♪ He’s gonna kill that girl tonight! ♪

♪ Night! ♪

♪ Hey! He’s gonna kill that girl! ♪

♪ Hey! He’s gonna kill that girl! ♪

Uh...

I have to tell you something.

Huh?

♪ When I saw her walkin’ down the street ♪

I know who...

♪ Then he knocked her on the floor ♪

♪ But he wanted a little bit more... ♪

Your brother thinks he’s so cool but he’s not.

Which one?

Tarwater.

Which one.

Uh... the second oldest.

Nelson? - Yeah!

If Tarwater wasn’t such a goon, he’d come after me himself

but no, he’s gotta send his brothers after me.

And I’m sorry because I really, really like you and...

no dog should ever be run over.

But those turds set that dog loose on my ass.

So I ran it over.

Don’t blame me, blame Tarwater.

And if Stoney comes after me?

I’ll run over his psycho ass too.

That’s the way I play it!

♪ Then he knocked her off her feet. ♪

♪ And then I knew... ♪

You ran over Pickle?

Yeah, but-

♪ Hey! He’s gonna kill that girl! ♪

♪ Hey! He’s gonna kill that girl! ♪

♪ Hey! He’s gonna kill that girl tonight! ♪

♪ Night! ♪

♪ Hey! He’s gonna kill that girl! ♪

♪ Hey! He’s gonna kill that girl! ♪

♪ Hey! He’s gonna kill that girl tonight! ♪

♪ Night! ♪

♪ When I saw her walking down the street! ♪

Mom?

Hey dude, uh...

Unchain that, would you?

Your momma doesn’t want to see you right now, son.

Wha- Come on Tom, open up.

Watch that threatening tone there, Sugar Man.

I’ve got my softball bat resting right here next to me.

Mom, what’s going on?

Your momma knows you’ve been lying to her.

And not that anybody asked... but, uh...

I don’t like to be lied to either.

I haven’t lied about anything.

You got fired for having a fake I.D. with your

boss’s name on it. Why don't we start there.

I’ve got something else lined up, already.

Oh, what is that? Running junk from party house to party house?

What?

Selling jumpers on the street corner?

I know you better than you give me credit for, Amigo.

I know you’re not out all night playing bingo, that’s for sure.

And I also know that your momma doesn’t want you here tonight.

Would you stop calling her my momma!

She hated to do this, but Forest Eubank and I agree that...

this is what’s best.

She uh... packed some of your things.

My suggestion is...

you figure out who’ll let you bunk up for the night.

Someone who sleeps on the right side of Johnny Law.

Dry up and stay safe, hombre.

Crud.

There’s nothing worth a crap in this bag.

Hey Nate.

Uh... Hope I didn’t wake you dudes.

Oh darn no.

We were just hangin’ loose.

Uh...

Do you guys mind if I stay the night?

Like a sleep-over?

Uh... yeah?

Glenn, a word...

Only Mom. It's only rule.

I know our number one rule. Where is your heart?

Twins only.

He could die out there in the cold.

Come on in.

Good night, Nate.

Good night.

What’s that?

It’s just a burnt one, you baby.

Morning Nate.

What you got going on today?

Hello, Mrs. Luna, is Will there?

Will...

This is all your fault, damn you!

I’m gonna make it up to you.

Oh, you’re gonna make it up to me?

You don’t care about me!

You’ve got your girlfriend,

that little dork, and these two dingleberries!

Hey man, no reason to get nasty! - Easy, bro...

Up your butts!

You guys... mind if I talk to him alone for a minute?

I’ve had all I can take.

Yeah, enough of this abuse.

Let’s go see what his mom’s doing.

I got your back. Nobody does this to my bud.

You flippin’ dodo!

Now I see.

Now I see, if the “s” is going down, I can’t count on you.

You’ll be off trying to score with some chick.

A chick that happens to be the enemy’s sister!

It’s best I see your true colors now,

than when I’m deep in Calderón, being tortured by Banditos.

Last night I dumped her, ok?

Well... I told her who I was...

actually.

And?

She punched me in the balls.

Good.

They wanted me to tell you...

they want you to meet them at Tapawingo this afternoon.

Two o’clock.

And if you don’t find them, they will find you.

You should just beat it.

Get out of town.

Maybe head to Colby.

Get a fresh start on life.

You're gonna need a new identity, but...

that sort of thing can be arranged.

You said they'll be at Tapawingo?

Yeah.

That’s our park!

Does this one go...

here?

Don’t force it, Butt-sack

We gotta mobilize.

Hello? - Listen to me carefully.

If we don’t pick you up today, don’t walk home.

Hop a ride with a friend.

I don’t have any friends.

Then get a ride with a teacher, or maybe even a grandparent.

We’re gonna have to think outside the box on this one.

Things have escalated.

How much? - A butt-ton.

Let slip the dogs of war.

Righteous.

Uh, Nate...

What are you wearing to the brawl?

Why?

Ben and I have these real lightweight gis

we wore to the junior octagon.

We were thinking we might wear those.

Sounds good.

Well...

We have an extra one...

If you wanted to wear it.

Killer dragon.

It’s a Cold Drake.

It can fly and it breathes snow.

Alrighty, where to?

It’s 12:27.

♪ Call it all together, don’t look at me! ♪

I gotta make a stop.

♪ You’re looking funny, strange as can be! ♪

Dude... - Woah.

Are you sure?

♪ If I would run, they would shoot. ♪

♪ Get your shotgun, drop your flute! ♪

♪ I got no, no, no... ♪

♪ control... ♪

We’re here.

V-R

Nate... Skoog.

This is kinda crazy.

Sometimes, the craziest thing

and the right thing... are the same.

I don’t think that’s the quote.

We’re here.

Mrs. Luna?

It’s all I’ve got left.

I don’t know exactly where in the park they’ll be hiding,

but it’s a safe bet they’ll be hunkered down.

I’ve devised a possible avenue of attack.

Ok, Mom.

They’re not gonna show.

Nate [V.O.]: Dear Gretchen, I’m sorry I ran over your dog.

I’m sure he, sorry, she was a good dog.

You’d have to be with a name like Pickle.

Anyways, I hope she’s okay. And you are too.

I may not make it out after today, but if I did,

I’d want nothing more than to spend tomorrow with you.

Life is funny that way I guess.

Have a good life or... whatever.

And please send my regards to Pickle. V/R, Nate Skoog.

I’m going for a flippin’ bomb pop.

Exactly according to plan.

What time is it?

Two-o-seven.

Should we go up there and bow first?

Let’s save our bows until after.

Drop or she’ll peg you!

What’re they for?

We’re gonna try a core punch.

What’s with that stupid dragon?

This dragon breathes ice cold and can fly.

Hey!

Hey! Gretchen...

Make it out today.

This is a letter to Lloyd Gooch,

the president of Baker Class Rings.

It details...

all your indiscretions with the overcharging of rings and stuff.

Oswalt and I both have copies...

but it ends here.

He won’t send it.

I’ll make sure of that.

And you leave him alone.

He did you wrong, but...

he’s a skinny little twerp who doesn’t deserve you all

coming after him.

Ok?

Ok?

Yeah, ok. Ok...

Ok...

What about my money?

He spent it.

On what?

You’re lookin’ at it.

You mean, I just... I just paid for you guys to-

to beat your ass!

And the asses of your entire family.

Except your parents.

And Gretchen.

Skoog!

♪ You say you love me ♪

♪ And I hardly know your name ♪

♪ And if I say I love you ♪

♪ in the candlelight ♪

We’re gonna need to discuss a little bonus.

♪ But there’s something inside ♪

♪ That’s turning my mind away ♪

♪ Woah, how I could love you! ♪

♪ If I could let you stay ♪

♪ It’s late! ♪

♪ When I’m bleeding deep inside! ♪

♪ It’s late! ♪

♪ Ooh, is it just my sickly pride? ♪

♪ Too late! ♪

♪ Even now the feeling seems to steal away. ♪

♪ So late! ♪

♪ Though I’m crying, I can’t help but hear you say: ♪

♪ It’s late! It’s late! It’s late, ♪

♪ but not too late. ♪

♪ The way you love me, ♪ Ramona!

♪ is the sweetest love around. ♪

Oh, my... Oh. ♪ But after all this time... ♪

♪ the more I’m trying... ♪

♪ the more I seem to let you down. ♪

Oh my Lord!

Nate!

♪ Now you tell me you’re leaving. ♪

Ah! It’s ok. I’m ok.

I never should have let Tom Roan lock you out last night.

I told him I had a bad feeling about it.

Why did you lie to me?

I couldn’t sleep at all. Oh my goodness.

I won’t lie to you again, Mom. I promise.

Are you on the lamb?

No! Mom!

Tom... Roan.

Who's that lawyer

who has that place in the strip mall next to the weanie stand?

Al Sobieski.

Is there a bounty on your head?

Mom...

It's over.

♪ Yes I know, but don’t try to tell me that! ♪

Nate, it’s beautiful.

It’s the least I could do.

Well, that’s true.

You look like you lost a little weight.

Are you hungry?

A little, actually.

I’m a little hungry.

I'm also a little hungry.

♪ It’s late, it’s late, it’s late! ♪

I think I’ve got some lunch meat.

♪ It’s late, it’s late, it’s late! ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ It’s all too late... ♪

Who're you?

Oswalt Eubank.

Oswalt? Sounds like your parents were hippies.

I boiled you some eggs for the road.

Thanks, Mom.

Hey, Nate.

Hey, Will.

Here... Your cut.

Minus incidentals.

Oh, and...

I got some upgrades put in,

I hope you don’t mind.

Frig, no!

They’re fantastic!

Thanks.

You sure you’re leaving?

Yeah. I gotta see what the road has to offer me.

Call me when you get to Colby.

Sure thing.

Bye Will.

♪ Living on a lightened stage ♪

♪ Approaches the unreal. ♪

♪ For those who think and feel.

♪ In touch with some reality beyond the gilded cage ♪

♪ Cast in this unlikely role ♪

♪ Ill-equipped to act. ♪

♪ With insufficient tact ♪

♪ One must put up barriers to keep oneself intact. ♪

♪ Living in the limelight, the universal dream. ♪

♪ For those who wish to seem ♪

♪ Those who wish to be... ♪

♪ must put aside the alienation. ♪

♪ Get on with the fascination ♪

♪ The real relation, the underlying theme ♪

♪ Living in a fisheye lens ♪

♪ Caught in the camera eye ♪

♪ I have no heart to lie ♪

♪ I can't pretend a stranger is ♪

♪ a long-awaited friend ♪

Master Mike: Hai! Hi. Welcome...

Welcome to Mike's...

Masterclass in Martial Arts.

I'm Mike...

Today we're going to learn the n

Or Nunchaku. Start with the swing.

Like so... Get loose...

Feel that looseness in your body...

Feel that groove...

Flip it to the other hand!

Ok. You got that?

Now strike!

You want to keep your nunchucks close by.

So if someone does try to attack you...

You can quickly...

and then start spinning.

The last technique...

is to bring it up and back,

See that?

Just like so.

You can go fast or you can go slow.

Yah! Another technique.

If you do...

happen to loose control of your nunchaku...

throw it at them.

Just throw it at them.

See that?

That's a kill shot.

Spin! Strike twice!

The spin and strike twice... always works.

I gotta...

It's as simple as that.