Original subtitles

[Music]

If you think oat brand cereals are the

way to go for overall nutrition, we're

about to turn the tables on you.

A leading consumer magazine just rated

Nabiscoco Shredded Wheat ahead of all

the leading oat brand cereals in

nutritional value. That's how much

fiber, protein, vitamins, and minerals

per calorie we have and how little sugar

and fat.

>> Gee, thanks.

>> And that should turn your ideas about

nutrition around aiscoco shredded wheat.

>> Oh, sorry. I guess I'm old. I think

people should be able to eat good food

without spending much money.

>> Excuse me.

>> So, Wendy's is introducing a new super

value menu. Oops. Everything on it is at

a special low price. Biggie drinks,

biggie fries, chili, including our new

junior bacon cheeseburger. Delicious

food that leaves change in your pocket.

>> Oh,

>> what do you have to know to get a seat

around here?

>> Come try the super value menu at

Wendy's.

>> You know I'm

just anticipating

>> the pure taste of coconut. But while I'm

waiting,

>> bounty is moist, tender coconut.

>> Try a little tenderness,

>> drenched in a sea of dark chocolate.

>> Try a little tender.

>> Discover new bounty. The taste of

paradise.

>> I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us

kid.

>> There's a million toys at Toys R Us that

I could play with.

>> I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R Us

kid. They got the best for

[Music]

the biggest there is.

>> I want to grow up cuz baby if I did, I

couldn't be a Toys R Us kid.

>> More games, more toys. Oh boy.

>> I want to be a Toys R Us.

>> Super fast. It's a blast.

>> Get ready for

>> Matchbox. Super fast

>> and the ultimate challenge. You build

them super fast.

>> Matchbox super fast.

>> You customize them to compete. You pick

the power.

>> Matchbox Super Fast.

>> Yeah.

>> Which will win? Slicks or knobbies? Now

you race in the ultimate challenge.

>> Matchbox Super Fast.

>> Matchbox Superfast Machines. Ultimate

Challenge. Batteries not included. You

put it together.

Contact is about to be made. A new

dimension is coming where the language

of symbols lets man and machine

communicate logically. Presenting the

Explorer, an extraordinary home computer

designed to let you follow the onscreen

graphic instructions so word processing,

filing, and calculating are as easy as

ABC. The Explorer built to be compatible

with us and them.

[Music]

Hey, look. The Dungeons and Dragons

ride.

>> Wow. Neat.

>> Give me a break.

>> I don't like this.

>> What's happening?

[Applause]

>> Where are we?

Look out.

[Music]

Fear not, Ranger.

[Applause]

[Music]

Barbarian, magician, thief,

cavalier, and acrobat.

[Music]

>> Who was that?

>> That was Venger, the force of evil. I am

Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm

of Dungeons and Dragons.

[Music]

>> Phew. Thanks a lot, Eric. I don't think

my nose will ever work the same again.

>> Hey, come on. I thought it was a striped

chicken. And besides, who ever heard of

a skunk with feathers? Huh? Presto,

can't you find something in that hat of

yours to make this smell go away?

>> I sure hope so. Abracadabra. Quick as a

wink. Conjure me something to fight Eric

stink.

>> Very funny.

Give me that.

Ah,

>> that's perfect, Eric. Now you look as

awful as you smell.

>> Oh no,

>> it's an earthquake.

[Music]

>> Hank,

can you see him?

>> There he is.

Come on.

[Applause]

Hey, are you all right?

>> Yeah, I think so.

>> Hey, look at this.

>> What is it?

>> Looks like some kind of box.

>> Maybe it's treasure.

>> Why don't we open it and find out?

>> But what if there's something horrible

inside?

>> Are you kidding? It's probably filled

with untold riches.

>> Undead witches is more like it.

Dungeon master.

>> I wouldn't touch that box if I were you.

>> I told you it was horrible.

>> Horrible. He probably wants to keep all

the cash for himself. There's something

valuable in there. I can smell it. All I

can smell is you, Eric. The Cavalere is

right. There is much of value in that

box and an equal amount of pain and

horror. Ah,

>> come on. Make up your mind.

>> What is in the box, dungeon master?

Nothing.

>> Nothing. First there's something

valuable in it. Then there's pain and

horror in it. Now there's nothing in it.

I think there's nothing in his head.

>> There is nothing in the box and

something in it as well. It is Xandor's

box. Xandor was a good sorceress and an

even better friend. Many years ago,

Venger banished her into another world

where she has been trapped ever since.

>> You mean like we're trapped in this

world? Mhm.

>> I wish there was something we could do.

>> There is. The box you have discovered

holds the only key to her freedom and

yours. You must take the box to Skull

Mountain. Place it under the shadow of

the skull at high noon. Then open it.

But you must never never open the box

anywhere else. Oh, I get it. There's

something in the box and nothing in the

box. The nothing is valuable, but the

something is horrible. And if we open it

in the right place, we get nothing,

which is good. But if we open it the

wrong place, we get something, which is

horrible. I love this little guy.

Huh?

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

For a box full of nothing, this thing

sure is heavy.

>> According to the map, it'll take us one

day to get to this Skull Mountain place.

Great. As soon as we get Xandor out,

maybe we can get out and go home.

>> Maybe. Bobby, let's get moving.

[Music]

>> I think we're lost.

>> I think we're exhausted.

>> I think we're stupid.

We will rest up for a few minutes and

then head up that mountain slope to the

north.

>> Oh, no we won't.

>> What's the matter now, Eric?

>> The matter is Hank. We're lost because

of him. It's time a real leader took

charge here. All right, all those in

favor of my being the new leader, raise

your hands.

[Applause]

>> On second thought, Hank, you be the

leader.

[Applause]

Let him have it.

[Music]

>> Bombs away.

[Applause]

>> Bollywood's take treasure.

>> No, don't open it.

me get treasure now.

>> Wow.

>> Look. Huh?

>> I got them. Boy, they must be packed in

there tighter than sardines.

>> All right, Eric. Let them out. I can

handle them.

>> Huh?

They're gone.

>> But where'd they go?

>> Now I get it. This must be a map of

passageways to other dimensions. When

the box is placed on any of these spots,

it opens a stairway into another world.

>> And one of those spots must lead to our

world.

>> But which one?

>> I'll bet Xandor knows. Let's get this

box to Skull Mountain and ask her. Come

on.

>> Next time, perhaps you'll think twice

before you deceive me.

>> Avenger,

>> what is it?

>> I bring news about the young ones.

>> What about them? They found it and

they're taking it somewhere.

>> Found what?

>> Xandor's box.

Sandor, Dungeon Master's old ally.

H.

So, Dungeon Master has sent his young

pupils to free Andor and return her to

this world. We shall see to they fail.

>> I don't get it. There's no jungle on

this map anywhere.

>> Well, there's a jungle here.

>> I I think you already found a way out of

the jungle.

>> Look, it's Skull Mountain.

>> Ah, wait a minute. I thought you said we

had to walk a whole day.

>> Yeah, we've only been walking a few

hours.

>> Who cares? You want to drag this thing

another 20 miles or what?

>> Look, the shadow of the skull is moving.

We don't have much time.

[Music]

>> Okay, open it.

[Music]

>> I don't see anyone down there. Hello,

Xandor.

>> I guess we better go down and check.

>> Well, well, you know, in case that's a

bad guess, I'll stay topside with Presto

and keep a lookout.

>> This is scary.

[Music]

They'll be all right,

>> won't they?

>> Sure. It's probably just a sewer.

[Music]

>> I don't like the look of this place.

>> Yeah, something tells me we're walking

right into the Twilight Zone.

Shh. I think I heard something. Hello.

Down here.

[Music]

[Music]

There's nothing here but a dumb clock.

[Music]

[Applause]

Did you hear that? They're in trouble.

Now,

>> now don't jump to conclusions, Presto.

They're They're probably just checking

out the echo.

[Music]

Oh,

[Applause]

gotcha.

>> Where are we?

>> It looks like a giant cage.

>> I wonder what lives in it.

>> Well, whatever it is, it thinks it's

feeding time. Maybe that's what the

clock is chiming about.

It walks.

[Music]

That was no echo test. They're in

trouble,

>> right? You go down and check it out.

I'll wait up here

alone.

>> Hank, Sheila,

they must have fallen into those holes.

>> I think we better get help. Eric, we are

there.

[Music]

>> No, wait. Don't close that.

We're safe. We're safe.

We're not saved.

[Music]

Yeah,

[Music]

>> quick, see if you can whip up some bug

spray.

>> I'll try, Eric. Hocus Pocus and Alak,

give me some stuff to make that bug bug

off.

Look, I did it.

>> You did it. All right. You doubled our

trouble.

Well, here goes nothing. Hank,

>> I knew he'd never hold up under

pressure. I sure hope this works.

>> He did it. Hank saved us.

>> What a hero.

>> Now to save my own neck.

>> What was that?

>> It's Hank. He's alive.

>> Come on, guys. Grab on.

>> Like I said, Hank's a hero. Let's get

out of here.

>> I don't get it. We stole the opening.

>> I I forgot to tell you. Uh shadow demon

closed the box.

>> What? We're trapped in another world.

>> What else is new?

>> Don't worry, sis. I'll get us out.

[Music]

>> Those puny hornets didn't have me

worried for a second.

I don't get it. According to the map,

this is exactly where Dungeon Master

told us to open the box. He must have

been wrong.

>> I beg your pardon.

>> Can't you ever knock before entering?

>> We put the box right where you told us,

dungeon master.

>> Yeah, right under the shadow of that

giant skull.

>> Giant delusion? You mean Avenger tricked

us?

Look, if you just tell us how to get out

of this crazy world, you save us all a

lot of time and trouble.

>> He's gone.

Come on, you guys. Let's get moving.

[Music]

>> Well, what is it now?

>> The young ones, they escaped.

>> Fool. With Xandor free, Dungeon Master

will have even more power. We must move

swiftly.

>> I'm telling you, I can't go on. My feet

hurt, my hands hurt,

>> and my ears hurt from all your

complaining, Eric.

[Applause]

>> Quick, get the box.

there. Now all we have to do is open it.

>> Oh no, not me. I had enough monsters for

one day. Phew.

>> I'm not afraid. I'll open it.

>> I told you it was a mistake.

>> Oh, thank you, young ones, for setting

me free.

>> Dungeon Master sends his greetings.

>> I should have known Dungeon Master would

not forget me. Now that you're free, we

were hoping you could help us get home

to our world.

>> Home? Well, perhaps I can lead you in

the right direction.

>> But how?

>> I am a sorceress, aren't I? You have

freed me. Now it is my turn to free you.

[Music]

>> This isn't our home.

>> Not yet. But if you open the magic box,

you will find a stairway leading back to

your world.

Hurry. Thanks, Andor.

>> There's no way you could know how much

this means to us.

>> I don't want to leave you, Uni.

>> Don't worry. I will take good care of

the unicorn for you, barbarian.

>> Goodbye, Uni.

>> So long.

>> Goodbye.

>> I don't see anything.

>> It's a trap. I knew we shouldn't trust

that old bag.

[Music]

It's a roller coaster car.

>> It's like a trap. We're on our way out.

>> Enjoy your ride home, my friends.

>> They will never reach home.

>> Venture.

>> Out of my way, feeble one.

>> Not that feeble venger.

>> You are wasting precious time. Without

dungeon master and the weapons of power,

you cannot stop me.

>> I shall deal with you when I return.

>> Look, there's the exit.

[Music]

[Applause]

>> I'm dreaming. Don't wake me up.

>> I can't look.

>> Sure you can.

>> We did it. We're ho home. Sweet home.

>> Thank you. Can't believe we did it. You

dungeon.

>> We love you. We made it.

>> It's done.

>> He must have come through the magic box.

>> We've got to stop him.

>> We Nothing. I'm calling the cops.

>> Oh no. I haven't got a dime.

[Applause]

Give me your weapons and I will leave

you in peace. Resist me and you shall be

destroyed. We'll give them to you,

Fvenger, with everything they've got.

Hey, where are my arrows? This will slow

them down.

>> Huh?

Ow. I think I broke my club.

>> Fools.

Your weapons have no power in this

world.

>> If we stay here, Ver will destroy our

world.

>> And if we give him our weapons, he'll go

back and conquer Dungeon Master in the

entire realm.

>> There's only one thing to do. We led

Venture here. We'll have to lead him

back.

>> You're nuts. I wouldn't go back to that

crazy place for a million bucks.

>> Have it your way, Eric. I'm going with

or without you.

>> When in Looney Land, do as the loonies

do.

>> Wait for me, Bobby.

>> Those zaps can go back if they want to.

Not me.

>> No, I'm home and I'm staying.

Nothing can make me change my mind.

>> Give me that shield.

[Music]

That changed my mind. Hey, wait for me.

>> What?

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

You've come back.

[Music]

>> Hurry. Wait. If we close the box, Venge

will be trapped forever. No way. You'll

be trapped back home.

>> Yeah. And by the time we get back, he'd

probably take over the whole planet.

>> Hand over your weapons and the magic

box, or I shall return to your world and

turn it into a smoldering cinder.

>> You'll never get their weapons or the

magic box, Verger.

Hey.

>> Oh,

[Music]

>> you will regret this. Pandora.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

>> At last, the weapons of power are mine.

[Music]

>> Got him.

>> You tricked him. But Avengers got our

weapons. With that much power, he'll be

able to escape any trap.

>> Escape he will, but not with your

weapons.

>> But they were in the box.

>> Yes, but not where Vger entered. This is

where the box was when I put your

weapons into it.

>> Nice going, Xandora.

>> But where's Venger?

>> Let's see. According to the map, he

should be right about here. As soon as I

have those weapons, no power can stop

me.

[Music]

[Music]

>> Thanks for all you've done, Xandora.

>> And thank you for freeing me. I am sorry

that Venger destroyed the natural

bridge. It was the only spot from which

the box could have transported you home.

>> What? Are you nuts? There must be

another spot that'll get us home.

>> There. That's close enough.

>> Aha! I knew it. The stairway to freedom.

>> Eric, wait.

>> Help. Somebody. Anybody.

>> Give me what he wants.

Quit laughing you guys and give me a

hand. Help. Get away.

Yuck. Don't touch me. Ew. Get down.

Choke. Choke.

[Music]

Let's make breakfast.

>> Okay. How?

>> Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Follow us. We're

cinnamon toast crunch bakers.

>> We're cinnamon toast crunch tasters. We

use the finest ingredients. Sprinkles of

real cinnamon and sugar for a special

homemade taste.

>> Part of this nutritious breakfast.

>> Making homemade taste.

>> We baked breakfast.

>> In the cinnamon toast crunch.

>> Cinderella.

>> I'm so tired. I danced all night at the

ball and I lost one of my golden

flippers. If you dial this number, I'll

tell you how I met my prince. what it's

like to live in a real castle.

>> In a castle,

>> even how I learned to get along with my

stepsisters. There's a new Cinderella

story every day just for you. There's my

print. Don't forget to call me.

>> $2 per call. Children, get your parents

permission before you dial. Call now.

>> Hi, it's me again. When you go to the

ocean, it's good to take fruit rollups

and fruit wrinkles. The fishes like to

eat fruit wrinkles cuz they're

bite-sized and they're chewy. And the

fruit rollups are so delicious and so

stretchy, they can even keep an octopus

occupied. Whoops.

>> They put lots of real food in fruit

rollups and fruit wrinkles. So, I don't

mind sharing even if it's with my little

sister.

[Music]

The evil rul shackle the dynagus

>> braots are on attack.

>> They're sitting dark.

>> Heroic Quest star on Diplodocus opens

the secret pod.

>> They're firing on me.

>> Look out for the trap.

>> Take this head.

>> The hidden rockets blast the evil robot.

>> We'll meet again. Quest star.

>> Diplodocus with motorized walking

action. Each sold separately.

>> Dino riders.

>> What are you doing?

>> Saving the future.

>> But how?

>> With Captain Power video team. There are

three different skill levels. This one's

a toughest. Now we can practice anytime

with the Power Jet XT7. Score or be hit.

>> Captain Power video tapes. I don't

believe it. Believe it. Large human. The

power of the future is in your hands.

>> Batteries not included. Jets, figures,

and new interactive video tapes. Each

sold separately from Captain Power and

the Soldiers of the Future.

>> Keep trying. You'll make it.

>> I don't know, Tony. Those guys were on

the team last year.

>> What you need is a complete breakfast,

including my vitamin pack frosted

flakes. They bring out the tiger in you.

>> Come on, kid. Let's see if you're any

good.

>> Frosted flakes. Good. They're good.

>> Show them you're a tiger. Show them what

you can do. The taste of Tony's place

>> shoot tiger

[Applause]

>> and you

goldie gold the world's richest girl

and action jack daredevil reporter for

Goldie's newspaper The Gold Street

Journal.

By air,

by sea,

by the seat of their pants,

they travel the world in search of

adventure.

[Applause]

Goldie Gold and Action Jack.

[Music]

This is your captain again, ladies and

gentlemen. We're at 40,000 ft and

cruising.

There's another jet going alongside this

plane.

>> Impossible. Radar says there's not

another plane within 100 miles.

>> What do you call that?

[Music]

Relieve

[Music]

the passengers of their money and

jewelry.

>> Now hold on, mister.

>> The name is Skyhawk. The skies and all

their wealth belong to me.

How do you like the veil, Prince Olaf,

Jack?

>> Needs a little salt, I think.

>> Norman, take the salt down to Jack,

please.

[Music]

>> The salt.

>> Forget it. The food's already cold.

[Music]

>> Hi, Sam. back from your trip.

>> Can you and Jack meet me at the museum

right away?

>> What's wrong, Sam? You look upset.

>> Just hurry. I'll tell you all about it.

[Music]

>> Sounds serious.

>> Come on. We'll take my private subway.

>> It's a bullet train. It rides on a

cushion of air.

No, Nugget. We weren't going to leave

you behind.

>> Women and spaniels first.

[Music]

>> With all the dough you sank into the

train, isn't this kind of a tacky way

back to street level? I thought it was a

nice touch myself.

[Music]

>> Skyhawk escaped with everything valued

and without a trace, even on radar. He

must have some kind of jamming device.

So, Radar can't track him.

>> What has that got to do with the King

Rob gold treasure exhibit?

>> These artifacts are headed back to

Europe tomorrow by plane. They're worth

millions. Skyhawk is sure to come after

them. I want that story for the Gold

Street Journal. Jack,

>> you'll have it, Sam.

>> Maybe we'll even bring back Skyhawk.

>> Just be careful, you two.

>> If Skyhawk does show up, I sure hope

it's soon.

It's getting very stuffy in here.

>> Have you ever tried to get a sarcophagus

air conditioned on short notice?

[Music]

It's him.

>> I want it all. Leave nothing behind.

[Music]

Now, Goldie,

>> get those two.

[Music]

>> Hold it right there, Blondie.

>> Let her go, lady.

[Music]

Jack,

>> hang on, Jack.

Jack, catch.

>> What?

>> No. What have I done? He won't know how

to work.

>> Shall we throw the dog after them?

>> No. Take him back to our plane after we

unload the cargo.

>> Quick, Jack, open the suitcase.

>> Goldie, are you out of your gore? Why?

>> Just open the suitcase.

>> Push the red button. Hurry.

>> It's a helicopter.

>> Pedal, Jack. Pedal.

Gotcha.

Pedal faster.

Maybe we can make it back to the plane.

>> It's no use. Both planes are moving too

fast.

>> So Skyhawk gets the loot,

>> and all we get is exercise.

Come on, let's head back to your

mansion.

[Music]

Maybe your radar station was able to

track Skyhawk's plane.

>> Take a left at the next hallway. Let's

find out.

>> I radioed the jumbo jet. They said

Skyhawk took Nugget with him.

>> That's bad.

>> No, that's good. When I was young, Daddy

didn't want me to ever lose my dog.

>> So

>> So that radar blip is a signal from a

homing device in Nugget's collar.

>> He's somewhere over Greenland. We can

trace the exact coordinates.

>> Then if we find Nugget, we found

Skyhawk, too.

>> Uh-huh. Let's take my mini jet.

[Music]

We're running into a little weather,

Goldie. This could be a rough ride.

>> Try to hold her steady. We've got a fix

on Nugget signal.

>> We lost part of a wing.

>> Does that mean we're going to crash?

>> Not if I can help it.

>> We made it. We're above the storm. And

we're not alone.

>> The pirate plate. What do we do now? We

tail it and when it lands we

>> Jack look it is landing

>> in there.

[Music]

Skyhawk, sir. Instrument show a small

craft pursuing us.

>> Turn the laser rods on them. Blast them

out of my sky.

[Music]

>> Laser blast. They've spotted us.

>> Can't we bank right or bank left or bank

somewhere?

>> Not without wings. We'll have to eject.

[Music]

Sir, a small plane has been totally

destroyed.

>> Well done, Claw. Whoever dares to spy on

Skyhawk must be taught the ultimate

lesson.

>> That was close.

>> How do we get down from here?

>> Unless you have a 20 mile ladder on you.

We don't. We'll have to get inside the

ship.

>> Go slow, Jack. These magnetic clamps

aren't made for Steve.

Post seven, the Skyhawk. There's a

knocking at the door here.

>> We're 20 miles up in the sky. Post 7,

you're imagining things.

>> Over and out.

>> Could I interest you in a set of

encyclopedia, sir?

>> Encyclopedia? We're hovering at 10,000

ft.

>> I know. I'm new on the job. I get all

the tough territory.

Get out your pocket homing device and

let's track down Nugget.

>> Got it.

>> Get me out of here. Let me back in.

>> This place is huge. How far are we from

Nugget?

>> Not far. About a 100 yard straight

ahead.

Nugget's right behind this wall.

>> No time to find a door. Use the mini

laser.

Nice work, Holy. Now, stand back.

>> You certainly picked an expensive place

to land.

>> Yeah, it looks just like your attic.

>> That's Nugget.

[Music]

>> Sh. I missed you, too, Nugget. But keep

your voice down. This must be all the

loot they've stolen from all the planes,

including the King Raw treasures.

>> What could he plan to do with them?

>> We'll be landing soon on Halen Island to

refuel

>> and melt down those gold artifacts.

>> I guess that answers your question.

>> Intruders, I'll go after them. You sound

the alarm.

>> Run, Jack.

>> I am. But where are we running to,

>> Jack? They're stealing off the

corridors.

>> I think we came the wrong way.

>> What makes you say that?

>> They do.

>> This way.

>> All passageways sealed.

>> I, Captain Skyhawk, they can't escape.

>> Good. I'm anxious to meet these

intruders.

>> Uh-oh. Dead end.

>> That's a drop of hundreds of feet.

>> Look across there, Goldie.

That's our only way out.

Grab on. We're going for a swing.

[Music]

>> Oh no.

>> I'll never live this down.

>> Correction. You won't live at all. I

should have known it would be you, too.

You seem to enjoy having both feet

firmly off the ground. So, I've arranged

another little drop for you. Talon,

sever the rope.

>> You've got another collapsible

helicopter, right?

>> No.

>> Parachute, hang glider, rocket shoes, a

box kite, anything.

>> Nothing.

>> In that case, we got trouble. Big

trouble.

[Music]

A soft landing.

[Music]

>> You up there? What do you think you're

goldie gold?

>> An under ber. It's been years. Ann's a

meteorologist with the University of

Greenland.

>> Do you two often skydive without

parachutes?

>> We didn't have much choice. Can you take

us down? We'll get the amphibious walker

from your undersea mansion and head for

Halen Island.

[Music]

Halen Island is due northwest about 10

miles as the crow flies.

>> How far is it if the crow is walking

along the bottom of the ocean?

>> Let's just hope we get there before they

melt down the treasures.

Here

[Music]

we are. Halen Island.

>> Jack Skyhawk's men down below.

[Applause]

They didn't see us.

>> Take us higher so we can look around.

>> Over there in that clearing. Look.

Looks like they're loading coal onto the

ship. If they haven't fired up the

furnaces yet, we may still have time to

save the raw treasures.

>> Let's hide the walker and sneak into

that coal hut.

[Music]

This looks like a way in. Yikes.

>> Look out.

[Applause]

Well, we got in.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

This is where they melt down the metal

and gold. Up there is the controller.

>> Put the gold bars in the smelter.

>> Yes, sir. Skyhawk.

[Music]

[Music]

That gold can be melted back into bars.

But once the raw treasures are melted

down, they're gone for good.

>> Now, what do we do

>> next? Melt down the treasures of raw.

>> Whatever we do, it better be quick.

>> We need a distraction. I'll use my vide

tape projector ring.

I hope this works. The only cassette

I've got with me is the dinosaur that

ate Detroit.

[Music]

>> Quick, hit the alarm

>> right away.

>> Emergency alert. Outside. Hit the beach.

We're under attack.

[Applause]

Is the coast clear?

>> No, the coast is crawling with air

pirates.

[Music]

>> Whatever it is, I'm going to stop it.

>> Wait a minute. That's the dinosaur that

ate Detroit.

>> What?

>> It's an old monster movie. We've been

tripped.

>> It's taking off without us.

>> I gave no order to take off.

>> Does it handle okay?

>> Like your typical 10-story gas guzzler.

[Applause]

>> You two alive.

>> Take the controls. I'll handle Skyhawk.

>> But I don't know how to fly this thing.

>> Better hurry, guys, before I dump your

loot into the sea.

>> He would. These two might do anything.

[Music]

>> Oh, that stopped him.

It stopped two of us, but we took

another route. You may fire.

[Music]

>> It wasn't my fault. That building jumped

right out in front of me.

[Music]

I don't know how to use this thing, but

I'll learn if I have to.

>> Shut up,

[Music]

>> Jack. Help.

>> I locked Skyhawk and his men in their

own brick. Now, if I can just keep us

from crashing.

>> Clear the street. Everybody out of the

way.

[Music]

I tried anyway.

>> Sergeant, we've got the thief who stole

the raw treasures.

>> I need a vacation.

>> In that case, try Halen Island. You can

arrest Skyhawk's crew while you're

there.

>> Or maybe I'll just take early

retirement.

>> Why is he so upset?

>> Who knows? Maybe we crashed in a no

parking zone.

[Music]

[Applause]

Dusty day when the rabbit strolled in

looking for tricks. This disguise will

get me some tricks. A rooting tubing

part of this here complete breakfast.

>> Hi, stranger. Pull up a bowl.

>> Finally. Truly terrific. Totally tasty

tutti frutti tricks.

>> Hey kid.

>> Yep.

>> Don't I know you? Nope.

>> Okay, kid. Then what's your name?

>> Name?

>> He needs a name to get Tricks. If you

help name him, you'll get four free

markers. Mail in forms on boxes of

tricks.

>> It's 3:42, but afternoon practice means

afternoon hunger.

>> If I'm dancing and I'm hungry, I eat a

Snickers and then I can dance again.

>> The first step is eating the Snickers

bar and getting rid of my hunger so I

can get on to the next step, which is

playing ball.

>> My mom will keep Snickers in the cabinet

in the kitchen, you know, and I'll go

get one and it fills me up, push me

through till dinner. Snickers. Crunchy

peanuts, peanut butter nougat, caramel,

and milk chocolate.

>> I'm so hungry.

>> Packed with peanuts, Snickers really

satisfies.

>> Snickers.

[Music]

>> To defeat the evil Decepticons, Nebulons

team up with Autobots to become power

masters.

>> Their engines

that unlock their transformer energy.

>> We're under attack. Oh no, the

Decepticons have power masters, too.

Transform Optimus Prime

Master.

>> Optimus is becoming a super power

Master.

>> Who will win? Find out in Marvel Comics.

>> Ready for some rock and roll.

>> Wacky wild Kool-Aid style.

>> Kool-Aid style.

>> Wacky wild.

Makes

[Music]

me wacky.

>> Tastes so wild.

>> Kool-Aid style.

>> Wacky wild Kool-Aid style.

>> Kool-Aid soft drinks.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Wake up to the hot taste of Kellogg's

Hot Tarts.

>> So hot they're cool. So cool they're

hot. Hot t

but hot taste so cool inside they're

hot.

>> Taste the real fruit. So hot.

>> Real fruit fillings give Pop-Tarts an

incredible taste. So hot they're cool.

>> I taste so cool.

[Music]

>> Born in fire, formed in flames, Hot

Wheels breaks new barriers.

>> It's just an ordinary car. Oh yeah,

there's a Hot Wheels inside.

>> Slip behind the wheel. Sight your target

through the windshield. Steer and

launch.

>> The Hot Wheels Sight and Smash Booster

Set puts you in the driver's seat.

>> Sight and smash.

>> Sight and Smash Booster Set. Not for use

with some cars. Comes with everything

you see here from Hot Wheels.

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

M crusaders

working all the time fighting crime

fighting crime. Secret raiders who will

neutralize soon

is going to leave a mission

expect

that can save the day.

No one knows what lies behind the mash.

always riding on a better trail

cuz he

[Music]

peaceful nations alliance flight 24.

Your presidential jet is clear for

takeoff.

[Music]

Oslo control to flight 24. Have a safe

flight. Come back to Norway soon.

>> Thank you.

[Music]

>> All flight systems are a Okay.

Sir, radar indicates flight 24, the

president's plane is losing altitude.

What?

[Music]

Flight 24, this is air traffic control.

Do you read me? Flight 24, do you read

me?

>> Mayday, mayday. Hostile air control.

We've lost power.

>> Mayday, mayday. The controls are jammed.

The radio's gone dead. What's happening?

>> Something's controlling the plane.

Controlling? But who?

>> Their president's right where we want

them.

>> This will teach the Faceful Nations

Alliance a lesson they won't forget.

>> Full power, Vanessa. All right, let them

feel the might of our tractor ray.

[Music]

>> Oh no,

we've lost the left wing. Wh what

must be a nightmare? I do not believe

this.

>> Believe it or not, it's real. Mr.

President, this has only been a small

demonstration of my power. Who are you?

>> A friend who could quickly become your

enemy if my demands are not met. $25

million in gold to be delivered at once

to the Bank of Switzerland.

>> 25 million. And if we don't,

>> your free world will pay dearly. And you

won't land so softly next time.

[Music]

[Music]

Are you sure we need all this track?

>> Maybe more. I promised Bruce I'd check

out this new line of race cars he's

designing.

What I didn't tell Bruce was Dusty gave

me a can of high performance race car

fuel to power my cars.

>> H I don't rate high performance fuel.

>> Look out. Peace.

>> On second thought, maybe I'll stick to

unleted.

>> Uh-oh.

>> Debop, stop it. Bless my bolts. We're in

for it now.

>> Reports of planes being drawn to Earth.

Powerful unknown force are flooding the

North Sea region.

>> Great shot, Dad.

>> This terrorist group warns that any

nation failing to meet their demands

will become a target for this new

weapon.

>> Now, who do we know who could steal an

anti-gravity ray and use it for

terrorism?

>> Can I help this time, Dad?

Please,

>> please, Dad. Can I?

>> Looks like you got your own mission,

son. Stop that car before it breaks up

the entire kitchen.

>> Ah, Dad. T-Bob, hurry. Motorcycle mode.

[Music]

Play back that emergency message from

the Alliance and analyze the voice of

the terrorist leader.

>> Ready, Matt.

>> This has only been a demonstration of my

power.

>> Program in progress.

Confirmation. Miles. Mayhem. Venom.

>> Mhm.

>> All right. That means a mission.

>> But not for you, Scott.

>> Thank heavens. Danger makes my

transistors ache.

>> Computer, scan personnel files for the

best mask agents for this mission.

>> Personnel collected. Bruce, mechanical

engineer and design specialist. Leo code

name Rhino.

Alex Sector, computer and communications

expert, Rhino systems commander.

[Music]

Rondo Mlan, weapons specialist, tactical

strategist. Vehicle code name

firecracker.

[Music]

Gloria Baker, champion race driver,

black belt in kung fu.

Those

[Music]

planes are only the beginning. Watch.

Imagine the destructive force of a piece

of that comet falling to Earth on any

target I choose.

>> That could smash a whole city.

>> Bet they'd pay anything to keep that

rock off their doorsteps. They will pay

dearly. Once we capture the army's new

magnetic power booster, the increased

power of our tractor beam will make that

comet the most destructive weapon in

history.

>> Well, there you have it. Venom's gotten

its greasy hands on a weapon that could

bring this planet to its knees. And

nobody's standing between Venom and the

free world right now, except us.

>> All the attacks have been centered in

the North Sea. So,

>> their power source must be nearby.

Time to pull the plug on Venom's

operation. Let's move.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Hello. Hello.

[Music]

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

Gloria, you and Hondo scan the shell.

Bruce and I will check inside. Alex will

man Rhino scanners.

[Music]

Alex, did you find anything yet?

>> Nothing so far. Uh, wait a second,

Gloria. The intercept alarm. I'm

scanning all known Venom radio

frequencies.

[Music]

>> Mayday, mayday.

>> This is defense command transport D21.

>> We're under attack. Someone jamming our

radio.

>> Repeat, we're under attack. Just past

Bergen.

>> Venom's cut his signal.

>> Sounds like Venom's style.

>> Ben is just north of here. Let's give

them a little surprise visit.

[Music]

>> More power.

That power booster is almost mine.

What's the problem?

>> Our automatic defense system just

activated. I'm switching to visual.

We've got company.

>> Mask. Give them a warm welcome. Well,

Vanessa and I get the power booster.

[Music]

>> Uh-oh. Wow. Get out.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Now it's our turn.

Wa, that was long.

[Music]

Whip on.

>> Get jackhammer back and close out. We've

got the power booster. Let's drop this

plane and get out of here.

Still the anti-gravity beam.

>> We'll do

[Music]

We got to save the plane.

>> What about them?

>> Don't have to wait.

[Music]

[Music]

Oh. Woah.

Oh no.

[Music]

>> We really shouldn't meet like this.

>> We may not get the chance. Look.

Lift the beam on.

[Music]

Big trouble, man. Lifter's overloading.

[Music]

[Music]

Can't hold it much longer. Plane

slipping.

>> Your mask will burn up any second.

[Music]

>> Hondao Gloria, get those crewmen out.

Use the fireman's rescue.

>> Fireman's rescue.

>> You got it.

>> Death charges away.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Good work to all crew on board. Evacuate

immediately.

>> Bruce, thanks. I'm okay, but lift us

out, Matt.

We may have saved lives, but Venom's

gotten away. And with that power source,

>> Matt, I've intercepted a very important

transmission I think you'll find of

interest.

>> I have warned the peaceful nations

alliance and demonstrated my power. And

still they refuse to surrender. I am a

man of my word. In a few hours, I will

break off a piece of the Van Alden comet

and destroy a major city.

[Music]

The Van Alden comet is now at its

closest orbit to the Earth and in range

of the power booster.

>> Beg them to reconsider my offer or pay

the price.

>> We don't have much time to find Venom

and stop them. Let's move.

Now to patch into it to mask main

computer.

[Music]

Dad will like this debug. This is a feat

of engineering genius.

[Applause]

>> Speaking of dad,

>> Scott, have the computer analyze the

following problem.

All right,

>> compute locations in the northern

hemisphere which would give Venom a

clear shot at the comet.

>> Ready to transmit Mount Heckla, Iceland,

Orio, Sweden, and the forest of Fuka,

Norway.

>> Analysis. Given our current coordinates,

what is the most likely venom location

to fire that tractor beam? The target is

Van Alden comet within the hour.

>> Distance to Iceland prohibitive for

given time frame. Swedish location too

far inland.

>> Oh boy. 99% probability. Location of

Venom installation Norway. All mask

units transmitting target coordinates to

all guidance computers. We found them.

>> All right, let's do it.

[Music]

Just a few more adjustments and the

Vanolden comet will be ours to command

>> thanks to the power booster. Now its

power is tremendous.

Huh.

[Music]

How did they find him?

>> Stop them.

>> Leaving so soon. Party's just starting.

>> It'll take more than your puny machines

to stop me. Mask targeting comet.

[Music]

Fire

[Music]

on.

That's a hot one. I'll cool your fire,

mister.

>> Whoa! My mask.

>> Whip on.

>> Hang on. Here I come.

[Music]

>> Another time. Mad jump.

Let's get out of here. If I can't have

the power booster, no one will.

[Music]

I sent the beam to pull the car straight

down on this spot.

[Music]

Lift up on

>> Gloria. Launch the sonic bomb to stop

that rain.

>> Gotcha.

[Music]

At least I'll claim one prize.

Fire.

You've won this round, mask. Next time

things will be different.

Someday, Bennett, I'll get you.

>> Damage and firecracker was a small price

to pay for blowing that tractor rate.

>> Don't worry, Hondao. Bruce will rebuild

the firecracker. In the meantime, you

can use one of my new super cars.

>> What's this about supercars?

>> Here, watch this. Yo,

help me.

>> I modified Bruce's design a little. One

problem, Dad. I can't figure out how to

get them to stop.

[Music]

>> What's up? What do you know about bikes,

buddy? I'm trying to improve mine.

>> Bikes are vehicles, Scott. Just like

T-Bob and Firecracker. I noticed when

you followed Matt in, you were riding on

the right side of the street.

>> There's a wrong side.

>> You bet. If you ride with the flow of

traffic, motorists can look out for you.

And I don't think anyone will miss you

riding that.

[Music]

Secret raiders we will neutralize until

the day

is going to lead the mission.

Spectrum's got such super vision

is the mighty power that can save the

day.

mask. No one knows what lies behind the

match.

Always riding on a ben

[Music]

away.

[Music]

[Applause]

Fox kids. Fox kids. Fox kids. Fox kids.

Fox kids.

>> Up and hills. As we hit the dusty

trailing

als

high for the artillery. Shout out

for

marching

>> sold in squadrons of three and eight

from half.

[Applause]

>> I've sung all morning with no breakfast.

I need a break.

>> Let me conduct you a fruit flavor. Then

follow my nose. Clouds Froot Loop cereal

with natural orange, lemon, and cherry

flavors and lots of vitamin C. Part of

this complete breakfast. Fruit flavor is

the key.

>> I'll make a note of it.

>> You can rev up for action cuz Hot Wheels

are here. They're fastmoving high

performance speed machines and one's

free with one purchase of Froot Loops.

>> Stop this commercial. Check out the new

Pogo Ball Blaster with a hot new look

and a bigger bounce.

>> Get the blast. Pog Blaster. If you want

to get the bounce you're after, get the

blast. Hold the ball.

>> A hot new look and a bigger bounce.

>> It's got the bigger bounce you're after.

Get the blast. Hold the ball.

Get the blaster. Hold the ball. Get the

blaster. Hold the ball.

>> Thele Force One aircraft are so

realistic. All the boys will want one.

Blueprint Corvette, please.

>> Blueprint replica cars are so realistic,

even parking attendants appreciate them.

>> The wheel loader is so realistic, even

your parents will love it.

>> All right, that's enough. This is not

funny.

>> Just like the real thing, only smaller.

>> Sega challenges you with Afterburner, a

game so exciting you can imagine you're

in for the fight of your life. Game

accessories sold separately.

>> Get ready.

>> After Burner gives you the real dog

fight excitement of the arcade version.

>> Yeah,

>> like barrel rolls, nose dives,

supersonic speed, and radar lockons.

>> Your turnup burn. Let's take it home.

>> After only on the Sega system. Sega, the

challenge will always be there.

>> Chew it. Delicious. Bigger than your

figure. Delicious. Get you biting more

than you can chew. Fruity delicious are

bigger than your figure. Get you biting

more than you can chew. Something

delicious. Chewy and delicious.

Get you biting on more chew

[Music]

and tropical.

[Applause]

There's something strange in the

neighborhood.

Who you going to call?

>> There's something weird and it don't

look good.

Who you going to call?

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

[Music]

[Applause]

I afraid of no ghost.

[Music]

[Applause]

We don't call.

We don't call.

[Applause]

[Music]

And in conclusion, I, your mayor,

welcome this great structure brought

here stone by stone by our own prominent

citizen, Warner Applegate III. It will

provide a worthy centerpiece for our

gayla summer festival. And

>> what's going on,

>> Milo?

Yes, sir.

>> What is all that racket?

I

>> Irish pipe and drum music. Sir,

>> I know that. Why are they playing during

my speech?

>> I uh uh I don't know, sir.

>> Well, find out and fast.

Yes, sir. Right away.

As I was saying, this great structure.

[Music]

Huh?

[Music]

Troublemakers, eh? We'll make short work

of them, boys. On the double.

>> New York's finest are equipped to deal

with any situation.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't know.

>> What's the problem, Mr. Mayor?

>> The joint's haunted.

>> Don't be silly. I'll show you. haunted

my sweet aunt Malle

[Music]

shall who enter Castle Gild Darby.

>> I think we're going to need some help.

>> Just try it. Exorob.

[Music]

Good afternoon, Ghostbusters.

>> What?

>> Uh-oh.

>> Yuck.

>> All right. All right. I'll see if Dr.

Bankman's available. Hold on.

Some Joker on line one says he's the

mayor.

>> It must be the mayor. No one else would

claim to be him.

Dr. Peter Venkman.

>> Yes, sir. Mr. Mayor, what can the

Ghostbusters do for the fair city of New

York today?

>> I understand, Mr. Mayor.

>> Janine, hit the alarm. We got a big one.

>> You got it.

>> It's got to be at least a class 6.

Otherwise, why the horn?

>> What's up, Peter? Yeah, come on, kid.

The mayor wants to see us right away.

Janine, honey, hold down the fort.

[Music]

[Applause]

>> It's about time you guys got here.

>> Gee, we're sorry, Mr. Mayor. I guess you

want to hire someone more punctual.

We'll go home. Back in the car, boys.

>> No, no, wait.

>> Bye.

[Music]

Your job isn't finished yet. Quickly,

get rid of those ghost forests. Hurry.

>> Well, give us some background. Hey,

where'd you get Sleeping Beauty summer

home?

>> This is Castle Kilder. It was donated to

the city by Warner Applegate III. Warner

Applegate, the billionaire

philanthropist. Did you say billionaire?

the same. Last year he bought the castle

from the current Lord Liam Kildabby who

was down on his luck. Everything was

fine until we started the ceremony. I

was given my speech and suddenly this

terrible noise drowned me out. Which

makes two terrible noises. What?

>> Uh nothing sir. We'll take it from here.

[Music]

Ray, you like classical music, don't

you? Check it out.

[Music]

>> Gentlemen, there seems to be an

inordinate amount of energy here.

A

>> you were saying, Egon,

>> anything I said now would be redundant.

[Music]

>> It's incredible. Hundreds of

personalities, I tell you. All following

the commands of one leader.

>> It might be best to find this

controlling entity and deal with him

first.

>> I'll check Tobin's spirit guide.

Castle killed Darby. Well, well,

sometime in the 15th century, Lord Kild

Darby and all his men were killed when

an invading army staged a surprise

attack. But the invaders were never able

to stay a single night in the castle.

The spirits kept flinging the invaders

over the parapit. After the invading

army left and the family killed Arby

returned to the castle, there have only

been occasional spirit manifestations,

usually only the sound of pipes and

drums.

>> Piece of cake. They just have to be told

the war is over. Let's go in.

>> Remember, Lord Kill Darby's troops

numbered in excess of 800.

>> Oh.

Uh-oh.

>> Yo, Lord Kill Derby, you at home?

>> I can come back if he's busy.

>> Who seeks the Lord Kill Derby?

[Music]

Oh, just a neighbor. I like to meet new

people on the block. Tell them where the

drugstore is, cheap video rentals, that

sort of stuff. Name's Oenman.

>> Enter Oenman.

>> What?

[Applause]

Oh,

[Music]

>> stay your business, old bankman.

>> I just thought I'd see why you were

making our citizens do half gainers into

the lake.

>> None may invade Castle Kilderby. We have

repelled intruders for more than 400

years.

>> I'm afraid it's not that simple. This

pile of rocks now belongs to the city of

New York.

>> Take care, intruder. Do not risk my

wrath.

>> You may have had all the we folk back

home frightened to death, but you've

never had to deal with a kid from

Brooklyn before. I don't scare

>> sees him.

Well, maybe just this once.

[Music]

Got to be a way out of here

[Music]

other than feet first.

Nobody gets the drop on Peter Venkman.

Hey, no fair.

[Music]

Smart guy. Oh, Venman. Sheesh. Why

didn't I say Oh, Spangler. Oh, Stance.

Oh, Zedmore. Oh, boy.

[Music]

Got it.

>> Surely he must be here. Search the

place.

[Music]

Sure.

[Music]

And you keep looking here. I'll be

checking the corridor.

I

[Music]

[Music]

Oh, well, I'm in enough hot water

already.

>> There we be behind the stair boat.

[Music]

safe.

>> There's Peter.

>> Looks like he's in trouble.

>> Come on, Peter. Hurry.

Uh-oh.

Hey guys, looks like this one's going to

be a little more trouble than we

thought.

>> Are you going to need us?

>> Let me put it this way.

[Music]

[Music]

Awfully quiet here. I wish it was. I'm

getting pretty tired of that tune.

I was referring to the psycho kinetic

energy level.

[Music]

Impossible.

There can't be that many ghosts here.

We've come to negotiate the release of

your prisoner Peter O' Vikman.

>> Is it after you are now? We outnumber

you 265

to one.

>> True, but these babies even the odds.

Take us to Lord Kill Derby at once or

we'll destroy this castle and every

ectopplasmic element in it.

And for what purpose is it you gentlemen

wish to be seeing me? We want our friend

brought here at once.

>> Is it given the orders you think to be

doing in me own castle?

>> Watch it, your lordship, or my friends

and I'll start blasting. I've sent for

your friend. So you should get your

wish. But don't be presuming too much.

Your weapons do not frighten me as much

as you think.

You'll be pleased to know, Egon, that

these Irish spooks have the same quality

manners we find with our domestic brand.

Ixne on the alme Peter, we were just

negotiating with Lord Kild Darby.

>> Negotiating?

I'll not be negotiating with the likes

of you.

>> Let me handle this, Ray.

>> Oh, sure, Peter. After all, you've known

his lordship longer.

Your spookiness. My friends and I are

here as emissaries of the mayor of New

York. We've been hired to make this

little shanny of yours ready to be

visited by millions of tourists. So,

what do you say to 850 one-way tickets

to Ireland? Or maybe some lowincome

housing up around 150th Street. So, what

do you say? Is it a deal?

>> Shipping us off lowincome housing. I'll

not be threatened in my own house while

I'll

sure and you've hit on it me by you.

That's it. That's it.

If there's a gambling man among your

number, perhaps we can agree on a wee

wager.

>> Sure, I guess. What's your game? Cards,

liars, poker, wis. If you and your

competitors are man enough to defeat my

weep head birdie, we will leave castle

kill derby. If you are defeated,

everyone must leave this island and

never set foot on it again.

>> Conference. How tough can a little bird

be?

>> I don't know.

>> Okay.

[Music]

Come on. Where's your spirit of

adventure? You're gambling blood. The

worst that could happen is they don't

let people inside this heap.

>> Yeah, they can look at it from the the

night shore.

>> Sure, why not?

>> Well, okay.

>> All right, your blurnie ship, we accept.

Dawn,

[Laughter]

if you win, we leave Castle Kill Darby.

If we win, you and everyone else leaves

Manhattan forever.

island,

>> Peter.

>> Okay, the wrong island. I'm sorry.

>> The bird of Kilderby awaits you just

outside the castle. Sure. And it's been

nice doing business with you. Show the

gentleman the gate.

He see if there's anything on this bird

of Kilder and Tobin spirit guide.

>> Something you ate, old buddy. It's a big

bird, Peter. A very big bird. Then I

assume this shadow going to mean a

chance of thunderhot.

[Applause]

[Music]

>> How do you catch a 500lb bird with a 200

ft worm?

>> Watch out.

[Applause]

[Music]

Get in the car. It'll give us some cover

when that bird comes back.

[Music]

>> It should take about 29.4 seconds for a

bird that size to circle, realign, and

attack.

>> Great. Plenty of time for us to come up

with a brilliant plan. I vote we just

get out of here. I think of that.

Ray, 11 seconds.

>> No problem. Anyone want to play card?

>> Get this heap started.

>> I'm doing what I can. It's an old car.

Get moving.

Thanks.

[Music]

How are we going to beat that thing? I

don't know. I don't know. Here he comes.

Oh, freaking see that vulture.

[Music]

>> Say Ray, did you manage to grab me a

copy of today's paper? Thinking of

looking for a new job. We better come up

with something quick. I'm about to run

out of road.

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

Egon, can the ecto containment unit pull

this ectopplasmic parakeet?

It could, but we have no way of

capturing it. The traps are too small.

>> Well, I think I've got a plan.

>> Ray, you might want to turn off that

siren. I think we're attracting its

attention.

Never mind, Ray. Hold on your seats.

[Music]

Got to go now, Cheryl. The bosses are

back.

>> I'll get it ready. Let me know when

you've got it.

>> No, we thought we'd keep him here as a

pet.

>> By joining this trap directly to the

containment unit, then duck.

[Music]

>> Wait a minute. You can't fool me. That's

no doubt

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

it.

[Music]

got him.

All right.

Well, so much for the Kilderby Canary.

Janine, honey, when you build a city for

this one, make sure you throw in a new

garage door.

Well done, gentlemen. Well done. How can

we ever repay you?

>> Invoice him, Ray.

>> Here you go, sir.

Well, I guess it's wasted. How did you

ever get rid of those ghosts? What's the

matter, guys? Afraid to tell them? Come

on, we're doing them a favor. Your

honor, I know you're going to love this.

What are you talking about?

Well, the ghosts are still here. What?

We made a little deal. I mean, they had

nowhere to go. You wouldn't want them

hanging around Skid Row, would you? Of

course not. Bad for the image. So, we

let them stay in the castle. They

promised not to scare anyone during the

day. They'll keep New York the swell

place to visit. It's always been. So,

what do you say?

>> And the pipe and drum music.

>> No more music, I swear.

At least not until after sundown.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Watch me trick Fred out of his new cocoa

bevel cereal with more cocoa. It's so

the cocoa man.

>> How you doing?

>> Not so super. Need more cocoa to save

the day.

>> Try my new more chocolatey cocoa

pebbles. M.

>> How's it taste?

>> Super cocoa muscly cocoalicious.

And uh-oh.

>> Bonnie. Time to say more than the name.

>> New post cocoa pebbles with more cocoa.

Part of a nutritious breakfast. The dama

delicious.

the power

riders.

>> The evil Rulons on Tyrannosaurus Rex

attack.

>> I'll crush you, Gunnar. Catch me first,

Krueos.

>> The Dino Riders on their Taurosaurus

trick the evil Rulons into following

them.

>> Hiding, gunner, over here, broad breath.

>> Kitten Rockets shoot the brain box.

>> He's free. He's free.

>> Tossaurus and Tyrannosaurus Rex with

figures, battle gear, and motorized

walking action.

>> Dino Riders.

Just one Cocoa Krispies taste sends you

to this chocolatey place. A jungle team

in chocolate that goes snap crackle pop

a lot. Cocoa Krispies taste so fine.

It's like swinging from a cocoa vine.

Splashing in a chocolate waterfall.

>> Here at Coco Tropical

>> Kellogg's Cocoa Krispies, part of this

complete breakfast.

>> Get that Cocoa Krispies taste. Leave a

chocolatey smile on your face. Snap,

crackle, popies.

I am He-Man. Call Shira and me at 1

1900992233.

>> We'll journey to distant worlds, explore

the universe,

>> and probably battle Skeletor along the

way. Huh?

>> Probably, Orco. There's a new adventure

every day. We'll also tell you how to

get an action figure or this colorful

poster.

>> Part of your $2.35 2-minute call will go

to local science museums.

>> Get your parents' permission and call 1

1900 9099-2233.

I have the power.

>> I am the greatest swordsman that ever

lived.

>> Rebel.

>> Uh-oh.

>> Renegade.

>> Adjust them completely.

>> The next great hero.

[Music]

>> The next great adventure.

>> From George Lucas and Ron Howard's

Willow.

>> It'd be fun. Rated PG. Starts Friday at

a theater or drive-in near you. Check

newspaper for listings.

[Music]

>> It's a stupid thing to do. Be original

and take a stand. You're free to say no.

Let a friend

[Music]

say no.

>> Nothing like a nutritious breakfast

powered by my super golden crisp cereal.

>> Aoy sugar bear. Thanks for bringing

breakfast.

>> Sorry, flubber. All you're getting is a

vitamin pack punch.

>> I can't get enough soup. Golden crisp.

It's got the crunch with

>> calling all kahunas. Sugar Bears going

surfing and you can get your own Surf

and Sugar Bear toy free on specially

marked boxes of Super Golden Crisp

cereal.

Take it from the street. You know the

planet is in a jam a diabolical plan of

only one man. The newest thing on parad

[Music]

forgot about the boys. The guy who made

us master

but don't forget what you eat.

>> Watch them. Let me say I rock in the

dock and I save the day.

>> And a nerd is the name and the brain is

the game. I'm getting any problem I can

fix.

>> How I use the sword when it

>> I'm Zu Lander Z for short. You know I

fight the corp. I'm the boss master.

Listen up you all. You're the boys

brigade. When it's laser time, put on

the 3D shade. Laser time, boys.

Watch.

[Music]

Master

[Music]

box master game over.

[Music]

You're making a big mistake refusing our

offer, Mr. O' Conor. The corp is

offering you four times what your

property is worth.

>> This property has been in my family for

a hundred years. It's not for sale.

>> The RM Corp City may be our neighbor,

but it wouldn't be wise to make an enemy

of us.

>> Are you threatening me?

>> Take it any way you want. You have 24

hours to think it over.

>> I don't need 24 seconds to think it

over. The Okconor Estate is not for

sale. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.

[Music]

>> Stop here.

[Music]

>> You know what to do.

>> Yes, Lady Frame. By the time we're

through, the old man will beg you to buy

his house or what's left of it.

>> You're both fully charged.

But grandpa, she was threatening us.

>> The RM Corp doesn't scare me. Una, their

money doesn't put them above the law. If

they try anything, I'll sue them.

>> But why do they want our house, Grandpa?

Why don't they pick on someone else?

>> They've bought all the land around us.

But without our land, they can't build

that new factory they want so bad. Don't

worry. As long as your grandpa's around,

nothing's going to happen.

[Music]

Is this private property, please?

You said you were fully charged. You can

always use a little more energy.

Battery empty. Needs charge. Needs

charge.

There's nothing to get upset about. Your

parents will be back from China soon and

they'll know how to handle anyone who

wants to buy our place.

>> Too bad there'll be nothing left to buy,

old man. Who are you? What do you want?

We're connoisseurs. We want whatever is

worth anything. The rest we'll just rip

to pieces.

See you scandals. Get out of here or

I'll call the police. You aren't calling

anyone.

[Music]

>> No,

>> get my stutter from the library fast.

>> Let me go.

>> How about taking on someone your own

size?

>> Zoolander,

>> you got it. And now you're going to get

it.

[Music]

Out of the way, kid. It's going to get

hot out there. You're no match for us.

We're humoper

than anyone.

Stronger, but not smarter.

[Music]

>> Let's do the roller thing, brother.

[Music]

Let him go. Rush.

[Music]

Finish him up, boys. I can't give him up

forever.

[Music]

I'd say it's easy.

>> It's okay now, Mr. O'Connor. We've

drained their power packs. They won't be

giving you any more trouble.

>> Catch, Grandpa.

>> Stop or I'll shoot.

>> But But I saved you. And

>> you're that terrorist the police bots

are after. There's a reward on your

head.

>> The corpse's the real band. It's not me.

>> You did save us, Grandpa. You stay out

of this, Una. I know how to deal with

people like him. I'll count to three,

and if you aren't all out of here, I'll

start shooting.

>> Grab the human bots and we're gone.

>> One, no tricks if you want to make the

trip back.

>> Two,

>> the corpse will be back, Mr. O' Conor,

and me and my boys won't always be here

to save you.

three.

>> I'm sure Okconor will have come around

by tomorrow. Of course, it depends on

how well his humots perform. But

>> Dr. H requests interview

granted.

>> Suland again. Look what he's done to my

tumor boss.

>> Disgusting.

>> I should have known better than to count

on you. Now, how are we going to make

Okconor sell?

>> There is always a way. How many 3A's at

the Okconor mansion?

>> Eight. Three gardeners, two maids, and

two maintenance.

>> Enough. Have them all upgraded.

>> Brilliant. Ll, we'll have the Holoc

Connor estate for free after all.

How come we're so worried about the

Okconors anyway? Don't we have enough

worries as it is? They happen to own the

last piece of land the corp needs to

build a mass production massive

destruction box factory.

>> Gosh, if they start pumping out MDPs,

they won't have to wait till they

upgraded the world 3A. They could just

take over the world by force.

>> Bingo.

[Applause]

Hey, you're not going to watch Lady

Frenzy again.

>> Don't worry, sis. It's strictly

business.

>> I'm terribly sorry about what happened,

Mr. O' Connor. I should have realized in

contacting you that I was exposing you

to Zoolander's maniacal mind.

>> The man made some strong claims about

the RM Corp. Called you bandits.

>> I'm not surprised.

Oh, and I'm also sorry if I seemed rude

when we spoke. Sometimes I let business

get in the way of good manners. Sir

Paradm asked me to give you a priority

upgrade of all your 3A as an apology to

a good neighbor.

>> I knew it. I knew the corp wouldn't give

up unless we gave him a lesson.

>> You mean they're going to take over the

Okconor's house through the upgraded 38?

>> Obviously. And older Connor is too

stubborn to listen to reason.

>> The kids, especially the girls, Zezy,

she likes you. She'll listen to you.

>> Girl, what a girl. You didn't tell me

about any girl.

>> Don't start. All right.

Ninjas may have a point. I could get

through to Uno while you try to talk to

Ronnie.

>> Ronnie,

>> a boy your age. A very cute boy your

age.

>> What are we waiting for? These

upgraded security bugs are a gift from

RM court. They'll upgrade your household

3 days, too.

>> But I didn't ask for any.

What is that thing?

>> This book, the best watch in the world.

Specially trained to detect terrorists.

Hello.

Hold on. I I haven't ordered any.

>> We will start with your 3 days ages

immediately.

>> Una Ronnie, get all our bots together.

>> It's all clear.

[Music]

>> Stay here, Twig. I'll contact you if

there's a problem.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

Run for it now.

[Music]

jump swing.

At least we got rid of these two.

You got my sense wing. Lead him away.

Quake in the water.

Yes, you did a great job. Swing.

Now, let's go see Ronnie and Una.

[Music]

>> It's a trilevel multi-phase 46 tumbler

security lock.

>> How are you going to get it unlocked?

Let me guess. You used to invent

security locks when you worked at the

corp.

>> Freeze, Earl. Drop you.

[Music]

>> Ronnie.

>> CeCe, what are you doing here?

>> This is my sister, Blitzy.

Blitzy. Blitzy.

>> Huh? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm

Blitzy.

>> I'm Ronnie.

>> Hi.

>> I hate to interrupt, but we have to stop

your 3A upgrades. It's done already.

>> Then we don't have a minute to lose.

Take me to your sister fast. It might be

a question of life or death for all of

us.

[Music]

And once H gives your upgraded 3A the

word, they'll take you and your house

apart.

>> But grandpa should know.

>> No, Una. He thinks I'm a criminal. It'll

take too much time to convince him.

>> But what chance do we have against the

three A's? They're robots. By tomorrow

morning, we'll have help

>> from who?

>> Your parents.

>> But they're in China.

>> Exactly.

[Music]

>> I don't understand why they'd ship their

things from China.

>> Great. Mom and dad's things got here.

>> You were aware of this?

>> Sure. Oh, did I forget to tell you? It's

the manique they bought there. Good

indeed, isn't she?

>> Yes. Calling to go to act, but Zezy's

got more important things on his mind

right now.

>> The upgrading of all three A's in the

Arcana house must be completed by now.

>> So, what are you waiting for? Activate

them with great pleasure.

>> I want them to bring the house down

around Okconor's ears. It's a unique

chance to have visual proof of what the

Corb crank chip upgrade really means.

>> Actually, upgrade means advance,

improve, cultivate, enhance. So, uh, it

>> just make sure you get everything on

tape.

>> Why else would I be telling you this?

>> I'm going to read my morning paper. Come

back and vacuum later.

>> Get

How dare you?

Sit down.

[Music]

Don't move unless I tell you to.

>> What are you making for breakfast?

>> Nothing. The sto is out of order.

>> I'll have one of the maintenance bots

look at it.

>> Negative. I'll take care of it.

[Applause]

should be destroyed. Destroyed.

Just one frame. No more frame. No more.

>> It started. Our three aids are going

nuts.

>> Wiring should be removed.

>> Stop it. You crazy bots. You're

destroying our house.

>> Destroying the house. destroying the

house.

>> Rebel, look out.

[Music]

>> That's no way to treat your owner.

>> And here, ladies and gentlemen of the

press, we have a vivid example of the

corpse's upgraded 3A in action. Were it

not for the courageous efforts of

Zimulander's boys, Mr. Okconor would be

squashed by this crazed 3A.

Now, do you believe me, Mr. Okconer?

>> Yes. Yes. Just stop these three aids

before they destroy our house.

>> Boys, you heard the man.

>> Blitzy huge jammers.

>> Give it to us.

[Music]

>> Yeah.

Wow. Wow. You know, Una, I might have

been wrong about this boy.

[Music]

>> Please calm down, Mr. Okconor. There

must be a mistake.

>> The only mistake is that I believed you

instead of Ze Zoolander. I've got the

proof in my hand. A tape of the Corpse

3A is trying to destroy my house. You

don't sign an agreement to leave my

house alone. I'll give this tape to the

media. Ju just a moment, Mr. O' Conor.

I've got another call. I'll be right

back.

O' Connor gives us no choice. We have to

terminate them all. After all, their

house is in the middle of our testing

site, and a testing accident could

always happen, right? A testing

accident.

I like that.

>> Let's talk this over. I'm sure we can

work this out.

>> Mr. Okconor, have you seen the video

cam? The nerd. Set it down. And

>> quiet, CeCe. I've got Frenzy right where

I want her.

>> Frenzy.

[Music]

How dare you?

>> Did you tell her about the tape?

>> Of course. And you should have heard her

squirming.

>> Lady Frenzy doesn't squirm.

But I don't want to leave you, Zezy.

>> Jungle Fiverr is our only hope. Blitzy,

take Twig and get him. We'll hold off

the corp for as long as we can.

[Music]

>> And what if you're wrong? Maybe my call

scared off Lady Friendly.

>> I don't think so.

[Music]

Here's

a hint about what's in store. Come on,

MGB, and get some more.

[Music]

[Music]

>> MDB within 500 y.

>> Laser time, boys. You got to slow it

down.

[Music]

[Music]

I'll say one thing for those bots of

yours. They sure know how to fight.

>> Thanks, Mr. Okconor. But they're no

bots. They're boys.

The MVP figured out our game's easy.

He's heading toward you. Get out of the

house.

>> Never. I won't leave my house.

[Music]

>> Time to rack up a new high score.

[Music]

>> This game's just about over. Jungle

fiber. Goodbye.

[Music]

[Music]

Game over, boys. Let's hit the locker

room.

>> And I want a fully notorized letter from

the corp

>> agreeing to never set foot on my

property again. Agreed.

>> And one last thing, the corp will pay

for all repairs to our home.

>> Yes. Yes. But what about the tape?

>> The tape's in a safe place. Oh, by the

way, if anything ever happens to us, I

can assure you that every single

journalist in the world will get it

immediately.

Nice doing business with you, lady

frenzy.

>> You and your stupid MTB.

Well, the only thing I feel bad about is

that I can't give you this tape to use

against the corpse.

>> I won't let you risk it, Mr. O'Conor.

Without the protection of the tape, they

could move against you again.

>> Well, I'd better put the tape in a safe.

Huh?

>> It's empty. There's no tape inside.

>> Oh, no.

>> I I I was sure I put a tape in.

>> We're the only ones who know. The corpse

will always think we've got the tape.

>> Dinner, you're lucky I don't disassemble

you.

[Music]

>> Master

[Music]

[Music]

Box master.

Box master.

Box master.

Box master.

Box master

game over.

[Applause]

[Music]

Welcome to the creation station. We kids

have been straining our brains to create

this totally tasty snack. Dan and

sprinkles. Creamy yogurt with a pack of

sprinkles. We make them in six

preposterous flavors like strawberry

over there at the strawberry jammer.

There's the banana dudes hanging out.

But the secret to making sprinklings

truly stupendous is sprinkles. You can

make the wildest taste you ever put in

your face.

>> Dan and sprinklings, the only yogurt

snack with a sprinkles package. Inside

specially marked packages of sprinklings

is a creation station action pack that's

16 pages of fun.

>> Cocoa krispies chocolate

takes them from me. It's not that easy

giving me a slim. His next fast break is

going to be a short trip.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Part of a complete breakfast. Kellogg's

Cocoa Krispies even turns to milk

chocolatey.

>> Oh, everybody wants

>> Go north, Blue.

>> Which way's north?

>> You can find fun at every turn with the

tail spin wrist compass. Free with two

proofs from Kellogg's Cocoa Krispies.

And the weather for today will be

not thunderstorm, not hail storm, not

gather storm, nerf arrow storm with a

rapid firing semi-automatic rotating

turret. That means six arrows. No

waiting.

[Music]

Now that's what I call service. Hey, if

you don't have the Nerf arrow storm,

you're just a target. Don't you get it?

It's Nerf or nothing.

>> Aliens.

>> Yo, Hicks, something big is in the air.

>> It's the alien flying queen

>> and her gruesome gorillas. Send in the

ultimate space marine, Ax, disguised in

his big bad bug suit.

>> He sneaks in and takes him out,

>> but the flying queen unmasks him.

>> Send in Hicks and the heavily armored

evac fighter.

>> Send in the Marines.

>> Blast them.

>> Yeah.

>> And bottle them. And it's bye-bye bug.

Each sold separately.

>> Aliens.

>> It's guarding the treasure.

>> What's it? That's it.

>> You can't get away from it. From the

pit.

>> It from the pit.

>> The game's eat from the pit. First one

to the treasure wins. But watch out for

it.

>> You can't get away. There ain't no way.

Get away from me.

>> Play it.

>> What's cool? Seabots. Robots that fit in

your fist. Seab bots. Tough. Armed.

Outrageous. Good bots. Evil bots. All

ready for battle.

>> Totally cool.

>> If you think these bots are tough,

here's the mother of them all. Meabot.

The ultimate battling Zbot with secret

battle stations firing rocket launchers

and a mega cool place with Zot battle

vehicles. Mega tough. Mega cool mega

bot.

>> Yeah.

>> Zots, figure packs, vehicles, and new

meabot. Each sold separately from Micro

Machines.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Globo

[Music]

Go.

[Music]

[Music]

Copy.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

My panty hoes keep riding up and my

heels are killing me.

>> The police officer's charity ball is

only one night a year and it's for a

good cause. Besides, you look especially

lovely tonight, Agent Miner.

>> Why, thank you.

[Music]

[Music]

>> You are under arrest.

[Music]

[Music]

Oh yeah.

[Music]

[Applause]

Hey, hands up.

[Applause]

[Music]

Murphy, I'm hallucinating.

>> No, I see it, too. And it's very, very

real.

>> What do you think, Murphy?

>> Annias Gaia, a worldrenowned geneticist

known to the public as the queen of

cloning.

>> One day, the world shall be free of its

old defective population, filled instead

with my creatures. The world is sick. I

shall heal it with you playing mother

nature.

>> Yes. And you know it's not nice to fool

with mother nature.

>> Gaia has the genius to create quick

clones to his sister, but petty theft is

beneath her standards. Her goals are

usually global. Something's not right.

>> She's up to something. I just know it.

There's been a breakin new Detroit Zoo

>> at the Species Survival Center where

they're working on saving endangered

animals.

>> They keep a DNA library there of all at

risk species.

>> California condor, the largest wing spat

in the world. Careful pet, I need those

wings. Black rhino for strength.

Anaconda snake for its lethal coils. Hm.

I may have everything I need to create

my latest triumph.

I'll have to leave a few extra clues for

Robocop, otherwise he'll never find me.

[Music]

>> A look at you two.

>> You look all hungry. Wry

>> Annias Gia

soups on. You are under arrest for

breaking and entering. You have the

right to remain silent.

>> My my my. Aren't you fancy? And how

thoughtful of you two to dress for

dinner.

>> What is this steak?

>> Actually, it's various entrails, organ

meats, intestines.

>> Stop already. You hit us with meat,

sister. You just bought yourself one

monster of a dry cleaning bill.

>> How is this supposed to stop us from

arresting you?

>> Why don't we ask the tigers?

>> See, wouldn't want to be.

>> Tigers are an endangered species.

Wait a minute. So are we.

[Music]

What was that? That thing you just did

with your voice?

>> Another Siberian tiger. Dominant male. I

was telling them to back off. It helps

to speak the language.

After the tigers were secured in their

habitat, we examined the area for clues.

>> We know Gaia took some DNA samples of

wild animals, but we don't know why she

left this.

>> H some type of fern. Not from around

here, though.

Why do I keep smelling meatloaf?

>> Don't ask.

>> Okay, but it's making me hungry.

[Music]

Mm- It's a rare species that only grows

on a small volcanic island in the

Caribbean.

>> Did you just say volcanic as in volcano?

Boy, this is not my night.

>> First, Annias Gaya steals wild animal

DNA.

>> Then she extends us a gracious

invitation to visit some uninhabited

volcanic island paradise.

>> It would appear that way.

>> So, guy wants to rumble. Fine, then.

Let's go.

>> That smell. Hey, if you're going out,

could you bring me back a cheeseburger?

>> No.

>> No.

>> It was just a thought.

[Music]

[Music]

>> I'll land at the north beach. You take

the south side. and we'll meet at the

rendevous spot in 1 hour.

[Music]

[Music]

Volcanic ash.

That's odd. There's no known species

match.

[Applause]

[Music]

Wiper blades

[Music]

minor. I found something.

>> You bet you have, sweetheart.

>> Annias Ga, you are under arrest.

>> Silly, silly boy. I didn't lure you here

to arrest me. I brought you here to test

my greatest creation.

>> Test.

>> Say hello to Biomax.

[Music]

World's longest wingspan.

>> World's strongest exoskeleton.

A rhino's strength, an Aund's coils, a

scorpion sting, a predator's cunning.

Really, Robocop, you should at least try

to fight it. Even if you are just a

machine,

>> I am not a robot.

[Music]

>> Oh my, I forgot about the electric eel

DNA. Now that was clever. Biomax,

finish him.

Finish

me. I haven't even started.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

propeller.

[Music]

Round one, Biomax.

But now it's time for round two.

>> Biomax.

Oh my baby.

Did he hurt you?

[Music]

[Music]

I created something that has spontaneous

regeneration.

I'm even better than I thought.

[Music]

Still not 100%.

Yellow miner, it's you. I'll hold it.

It's New Meer. Let me patch you both in.

>> Any contact with Gaia yet?

>> Yes, in fact, a great deal of contact.

>> Listen, Alpha Prime scrubbed the

mission. Thermograph data says the

volcano on that island is unstable. I've

got a satellite monitoring the

situation, but the volcano could blow at

any time.

>> Murphy, I tried to track you, but your

signals are all messed up.

>> Probably from the volcano's magnetic

activity. Get to the rendevous point on

the beach for a pickup. You two now. I

can't risk the possibility that Gaia

might escape.

>> Want to let me in on your little plan,

partner, so maybe I can help?

>> It's too dangerous. Meet me at the

pickup spot.

>> What do you say we just wrap this up?

>> Chainsaw.

[Music]

Remain

calm. I will assist you.

[Music]

>> You're welcome.

[Music]

Wow.

[Music]

Heat.

[Music]

Hey, this rock's moving.

[Music]

[Music]

I don't think so.

[Music]

Biomax, take her inside.

[Music]

Might

[Music]

I have to tell you, Gia, I'm not

impressed with your taste in secret

hideouts. You picked a volcano. It's a

perfect source of geothermal heat to

incubate my army. I intend to rid the

world of human pestilence once and for

all.

>> That's why you created Mr. Surf and Turf

over there. my prototype.

Biomax and I will leave here as soon as

he finishes off Robocop. What makes you

think Robocop's going to give you the

chance? Oh, don't be so modest, Agent

Miner.

You're the bait.

>> Back off, dog breath.

You heard her. She's sent back off.

>> Robocop. Biomax, finish what you

started.

[Music]

the volcano.

>> It's going to blow. But But I thought I

had more time. I had it all calculated.

Looks like you forgot to carry the one.

[Music]

>> Nice job, Gia. His survival instincts

are stronger than you realize.

>> Get back here, you chromosomeal crouton.

I made you and I can break you.

No, no,

>> no.

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Let's go.

[Music]

>> You have caused enough harm. You are

coming with me.

>> It's your choice, Robocop. But it'll be

me or your little friend. You don't have

time to deal with the both of us. Miner,

>> go. Go get her.

>> No, I won't leave you. Cal thrusters.

[Music]

>> Come on, Liner. We've got to meet the

rescue chopper.

>> Wouldn't you put it that way?

Timing is everything.

>> I'm going to hate myself in the morning.

[Music]

>> Do you think this will work?

>> Honestly,

>> no.

A

let me go.

>> Please stop struggling.

>> Hello. We are trying to save your life

here. I refuse to be saved by an

inferior life form.

>> Stop it already.

>> You're losing altitude.

[Music]

Murphy,

>> I've got you.

>> The probability of survival from a fall

of this height is low.

>> So, it's over then.

>> You don't know how right you are.

Nothing personal, but our combined

weight is more than my emergency motor

can handle.

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

I'll send out a rescue signal.

>> Wrap.

>> Then all we will have to do is wait.

Drink dispenser.

[Music]

Ah, you think of everything.

Heat.

[Music]

Heat.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Heat up here.

[Music]

[Music]

mastered the ears.

Well, couldn't be more disgusting. How

about some bubbling boils and green

blob? Now I'm losing my lunch.

>> Monster face. The gruesome monster head

you make and remake into the most

monstrous monsters imaginable.

>> It's alive.

>> Then you bring it to life.

>> Now for the test.

>> It works.

>> Monster face comes with everything shown

here. Access or cheese chocolateies.

Milk it.

Squeeze it. Stir it.

>> Love it.

>> Hershey's dumbass chocolate ease.

>> This is the claw. Nothing better get in

its way cuz it's got reaction traction.

Batteries not included. And now a new

claw with reaction traction and new red

hot lava styling. The claw.

They go where they want.

>> Check this. New target master arrows in

the cool new colors of the Nerf bow and

arrow.

>> Fire.

>> If you don't have it, you're fair game.

>> Don't you get it?

>> It's Nerf or nothing. Target master

arrow sold separately.

>> Transformers.

>> It's the evil Decepticons. Powerful jets

that transform into dangerous Decepticon

robots. RampJet and Starscream with

missile launchers and light and sound

power packs. But first, they'll have to

battle the heroic Autobots, Inferno,

Jazz, and Sideswipe. They're robots in

the

>> Jazz strikes back with a robot ripping

rocket launcher. And Inferno's water

cannon is rain and pain.

>> Transformers.

>> Transformers Generation 2. Autobot cars

and Decepticon jets, each sold

separately.

>> Craft Macaroni and Cheese presents Super

Mario Brothers.

>> It's pop them, stop them on land. We're

under the sea only. We're down to drink

my bonus.

>> There's always adventure around.

>> It's got cheesy macaroni.

>> It's super Mario Brothers. Now it's your

turn to put the fight on Bowser.

>> It's a super spin jump pony or a

subterranean.

It's about to bottle your

>> cuz it's Super Mario.

>> Battle Masters. The game of orcs and

ogres versus knights and archers to win

back the land and the ancient tower.

Command your armies. You must not fail.

It's good versus evil on an epic scale.

Battle masters,

>> get the feel of the real color blaster.

The super hot way to spray with a

blaster there. Pump pump spray blast

away. The real color blaster. Extra pens

and hot new stencils sold separately.

Get the feel of the real color blaster.

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

This night

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

battalion was quite serv

[Music]

no looting men. We haven't time for that

now.

[Music]

These Kel soldiers won't be causing us

any trouble.

[Music]

>> Your troubles are only beginning.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Praise to you, my king, for another

clever victory for Kels.

>> Your praise must go to my daughter. The

ambush was her inspiration.

>> Unfortunately, that tactic can only be

used once.

>> True. But remember, it was successful

only because Mave did not deploy her

full arsenal of forces.

>> That's why we still need Draganta.

>> And are the Mystic Knights any closer to

finding this Drag?

>> Oh, yes, Father. Rowan, Angus, and Iver

are in serious preparation.

>> That's two for me and one for you. Let's

try it again.

[Music]

>> There we are. That's three ones. I'll

show you how it's done. Go.

>> I quite agree with you, Dra. Gregant is

of the utmost priority.

>> Stop that. What are you Knights or

Nimrods?

>> We're only testing out our new weapons.

>> You're playing with them. This while

Kels is in grave danger. We must

continue our quest.

>> I'm ready.

>> The best of good fortune to you all.

>> But first, I think we should consult

with Finnvar and Tunanog. You want us to

fall through that fairy ring again?

>> Ah, I'm not going back there to be

rattled about like a headless duel.

Since you've already been to Theonog

once, you may be able to enter merely by

touching the crystal on the fairy stone.

You, however, Angus are welcome to fall

through any hole you wish.

>> Yeah, right.

>> Are we sure we want to do this again? We

have to. Unless you know another way.

[Music]

>> Oh, all right.

Here we go again.

[Music]

>> I've been expecting you. with only a

partial scroll to work with. We need

your guidance.

>> We'll only tell you of the dangers that

you face when you're on your own.

>> Well, thanks a lot.

>> Ages ago, long before the little people,

the ancient ones, turned silver and gold

into magical armor imbued with the

powers of the elements of fire, earth,

air, and water.

It was created to bring peace to the

island.

[Music]

>> I daged them. They're a scary lot.

>> To merit the armor, a hero must defeat

the evil sentinel alone.

And if he can do this, it's possible he

has truly earned the right to summon the

mystic armor. But even then only a time

of dire need.

>> How do we summon the armor?

>> By calling your elephant fire, earth,

air, or water.

>> What about the dragon of dare

>> and drag?

>> You cannot learn the secret of drag

until you have tamed py the dragon of

dare.

>> The dragon cannot be tamed unless you

have your mystic armor.

>> So armor, dragon, knight. Got it. Let's

get out here.

>> Wait, wait for me. I have a map.

>> That's the mountains of the north.

>> And the caves of the west are right

below M's castle.

>> It doesn't matter. I say we forget the

armor and head straight for the caves of

Dare. Our new weapons can take care of

any old dragon.

>> Perhaps you're right.

>> But Fvara said we need the armor.

>> But it would help Kel if we found Dragis

sooner.

I have my doubts, but I'll join you.

>> Well, I'm not so sure. It was a fierce

looking dragon. I feel a lot safer in

that armor. You're outnumbered, Angus.

We go for the dragon of dare.

[Music]

You see anything?

>> No, I hear something.

[Music]

>> It's darker in here than Black Mist

Valley at midnight.

>> Do you think we're close to the Dragon's

Lair?

>> I'm not sure.

[Music]

From the looks of things, I can safely

say I am.

>> Never mind those.

Let's find that dragon.

>> Is it getting brighter in here?

>> Um, maybe we don't need to find him.

[Music]

>> I think he's found us.

[Music]

[Music]

That's around.

[Music]

>> Someone must have gotten up on the wrong

side of the cave this morning.

>> How will we have attained this thing?

Don't worry. He's probably more afraid

of us than we are of him.

>> I sincerely doubt that.

>> Let's fire with fire.

[Music]

>> We have them now.

>> Let me distract them over here. You over

fire lizard.

[Music]

Get out. I can fend for myself.

[Music]

>> Hurry, Angus.

>> Come on.

[Music]

down. My bones are fired.

[Laughter]

>> Ah, a little drafty, is it?

>> Drafty, is it?

>> Well, all I'm going to do about bottoms,

try this. It may be a little itchy, but

>> I suppose you expect me to help you out

now, Angus.

>> Well, just this once

[Music]

there.

[Music]

>> I'm glad somebody cares.

[Music]

>> Looks like we need that armor after all.

>> Really? From this point on, we're

following Finn Vara's instructions to

the letter. So, who gets their armor

first? Uh,

>> me maybe.

>> Yeah,

>> we draw for short straw.

[Music]

>> And shortest goes last. Ready?

[Music]

>> I'm first. Then Dra Ivy, you're next.

And Angus, you're at last.

>> Your element's fire ran. That's in the

mansions of the north.

>> To the north. It is

[Applause]

fast.

>> Wait for me. I'm coming, too.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

My queen,

I beg your understanding.

The warriors of Kels called us with our

swords pointed to the ground.

>> We battled as best as we were able.

>> Did you?

>> Show me you're the best, talk.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Is this your best?

You aren't fit to lead a battalion.

Leave now.

I refuse to lose another battle.

[Music]

I was wondering where you were, you

little Scott.

>> I bring you news of the mystic knights.

They're on their way to the mountains of

the north to get their armor from the

ice cell.

>> I cannot allow them to gain more power.

>> I'll stop those amateur.

>> You better take a battalion of soldiers

with me. That won't be necessary.

>> I'm afraid the four mystic knights will

never make it to the ice cell. Are

>> you sure of this?

>> No one has ever made it to the ice cell.

But even if Rowan does make it inside,

he will never obtain his armor.

>> Why not? Because Rowan,

Rowan faced a certain defeat at the

hands of my sentinar.

Wrath Cohen, the ice lord of Tamra.

[Music]

>> Look at the base of the mountain. It's

the ice cell cave

>> and the sentinel that guards your armor.

We're almost there.

>> Do you hear something?

>> Was that you, Angus?

>> My stomach. I'm very hungry.

[Applause]

>> No, it's coming from up there.

>> Huh?

Quick, we're in here.

[Music]

>> Retract.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

>> Now, what do we do? It saved your skin

from being crushed. So, now we have to

start to death. Will you quit jabbering

and help me get out of here? The mystic

weapons.

>> It's no use. It's too dangerous to use

our weapons. We're stuck in here.

>> I have an idea.

>> AD,

>> now I bet you're glad I came along.

>> Do you have the magic to dissolve a

stone?

>> These stones are awfully big.

>> How about this one?

>> Why that one?

>> It's the key stone. The keystone? It's

the one stone that holds all the others

in place.

>> I can try.

Um, I have our Once the Keystone is

dissolved, how do you know that the

boulders won't fall on top of us?

>> I don't.

>> Well, that's encouraging.

[Music]

>> Look,

I did it. I did it.

[Music]

>> Thank you, Aiden. has nothing.

>> Let's move on.

>> Allow me, princess.

H

>> Is that the ice cave up there?

>> I'm guessing it is. And this is where

your journey ends. As Sinvara says, I

must obtain the armor myself. Now it's

up to me. Good luck. Wait here. I'll be

back soon with my armor.

[Music]

Stepping on

my queen.

Your grapes.

[Music]

>> The mythic knights have reached the base

of the mountain. The leader will soon

reach the ice cell where the armor lies.

[Music]

My queen,

this presents us with an opportunity

>> which is

>> Rohan will certainly be disposed of by

the sentinel of the ice cell,

leaving the other three

>> vulnerable to an attack.

I'm absolutely brilliant.

Pierre, my queen,

[Music]

>> forces of sorcery, through the power of

this stone, bring forth a juggernaut

huned from the living rock.

[Music]

Let's

[Music]

[Music]

go.

[Music]

Now, how do I get around this?

[Music]

>> Who dare challenge the great ice lord of

Tamra?

>> Me, the mystic knight of fire.

>> I hope you're feeling lucky, young

warrior.

Stand back.

[Music]

>> Ready.

[Music]

Prepare for your demise, Mystic Knights

of Fire.

[Music]

This is too easy. You can play a duck

game.

[Music]

Now about that armor.

>> Fire within me.

[Music]

There's no use going to crush us.

>> Let's see him try to crush the mystic

armor.

[Applause]

>> He's still coming.

>> Now, let's use our weapons together.

[Music]

>> That'll just slow him down.

>> Yeah. And I'll finish him off.

[Music]

Yet again, I saved the day.

Never

[Music]

astounding.

>> Rowan, you have done well.

>> I will be getting my armor next. Father,

>> I shall be happy when you all get your

armor.

Mave is certain to strike again.

>> Well, if she does, I'll be waiting for

her with this.

>> Angus, no.

>> I hope you will be more careful with

your armor than you are with your

weapon.

[Music]

>> I thought you were Sentinel was

invincible.

>> Oh, he is. That was only a temporary

setback.

>> That is correct.

I am not yet finished with the mystic

knight.

[Music]

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]