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♪ [ trumpet ]
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Buckskins.
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Durable, warm, practical,
and easy to get.
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In the West, if a man
needed a new pair of pants,
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he simply took his rifle
and went shopping
for the right size.
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Quite a difference in style,
wouldn't you say?
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But for Martha Jane Canary,
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this dress exemplified
another world.
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It played a vital part in...
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[ chattering ]
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[ gunshot ]Hey, all you mavericks,
who's buying?
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MAN:
Calamity![ men whooping ]
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How are you? Aw, Jerry,
how's that wife of yours?[ laughing ]
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And, Jimmy,
when did they let you out?
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Hands off.[ laughter ]
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Now, Moose, come on.
Give us some of that
good stuff.
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I'm booted and spurred
and dry as a cactus.
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Gents, in honor
of the Saddle Horn's
favorite lady,
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Miss Calamity Jane,
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drinks are on the house!
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[ chattering ]
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Nobody gonna steal
your thunder, Calamity.
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Except one, maybe.
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What is it, a circus?
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Don't you know
who that is?
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I'll buy it
if you'll feed it.
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BARTENDER:
That's Wild Bill Hickok.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, Moose,
I want another drink.
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Hey, did you ever hear
about the time
when Barney Mael and I
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locked horns
over in Tombstone?
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Yes, sir.
And the usual, Mr. Hickok,
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steak and eggs,
medium rare?
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Right away, sir. [ Calamity Jane speaking,
faint ]
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[ Calamity Jane laughing ]
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Well, you never saw
such a...
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Calamity.
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Excuse me, Bill.
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And I got him
right in the breadbasket
with the barrel of my rifle.
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Aw, you never heard
such hollering-- Ge--
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[ grunts ]Stop pawing me.
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Charlie!
Colorado Charlie Utter!
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You old bulldog, you.
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How are ya?
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I was okay
a minute ago.
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Oh, I'm catchy about
being strange-handed.
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I know. I forgot.
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What you doing here
in Custer?
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Well, I'm with Hickok.
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With that ball of fluff?
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What do you do,
sing him to sleep every night?
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No. I'm kind of
his straw boss.
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You know, I look after
his business.
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Business?
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What kind of business
does he have?
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We're going back East
this winter to get up a show.
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You know, trick shooting,
fancy riding exhibitions.
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Um, what's his specialty,
uh, looking pretty?
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Don't you kid yourself,
Calamity.
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Bill is quite a man.
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Everything they say
about him is true.
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About having that fight
with a grizzly bear
and winning?
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And putting down the whole
McCanles gang all by himself?
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All true.
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Him? The one
with all them curls?
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Calamity, let me tell you,
when he was marshal of Abilene,
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he face more gunsels
in a week
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than most badges face
in a lifetime.
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He's a living legend.
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They're gonna be writing
about him one day.
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Wild Bill Hickok.
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That name's gonna be up there
with Buffalo Bill and Custer.
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With all of them.
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Well, you're something
of a celebrity yourself,
Calamity.
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Charlie,
you're always joshing.
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Come on.
Let me buy you a drink.
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I'm gonna sit in
for a couple of hands, Charlie.
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Bill-- Bill, I'd like you
to meet Calamity Jane.
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How do you do,
Miss Calamity?
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Charlie.
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I'll be right there, Bill.
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I always stick around
when he plays poker.
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Double-dealing could
get somebody killed.
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Like I said, Calamity,
he's quite a man.
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Your mouth's open,
Calamity.
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Mighty fine-looking saddle
you got there.
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Morning, Calamity.
Yeah. That's Wild Bill's.
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How long you folks
plan on staying in Custer?
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About a week.
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Waste of time.
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This prairie hole is just--
just color in the pan.
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Now, you take Deadwood,
for example.
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Things are going on in Deadwood,
only 50 miles from here,
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and all them
fancy magazine writers
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are writing about it
all the time.
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Oh, there's always
one of 'em around.
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Yeah, I read a couple of pieces
by Buntline about Deadwood.
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Well, it appears to me
if a fella wanted to hawk
his own wares,
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well, Deadwood
would be the place.
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You might have something
there, Calamity.
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[ birds screeching ]
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Vultures!
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If there's anything
in this world I can't stomach,
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it's them sneaky,
beady-eyed buzzards.
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[ bird thuds on ground ]
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You got him
with one shot.
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Oh, I miss once in a while,
but not that you'd notice.
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Wait a minute.
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Well, sure.
Why, it's perfect.
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You could be that
added attraction we need.
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Oh, I don't reckon I could.
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I don't cotton
to them fancy duds
like your Mr. Hickok.
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No. No fancy duds, Calamity.
Just the way you are.
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Calamity Jane,
the Queen of the Prairie.
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That's what the people
would want to see.
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You reckon?
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Yeah. What an entrance
we could make into Deadwood.
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"Wild Bill Hickok
and Calamity Jane."
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Bet they'd line up to see that
like hungry steer.
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The left stock is loose.
Tighten it.
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I don't know, Charlie.
I don't think I like the idea.
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But it's a natural, Bill.
Everybody knows Calamity Jane.
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She'd be a big asset
to the troop.
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No other group
has had a woman in it.
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If we ever add a woman,
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I'd like her to at least
look like a woman.
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But that one?
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She's dirty,
cusses like a man,
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drinks like a fish,
picks fights.
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[ scoffs ]
She's trouble, Charlie.
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I can handle her, Bill.I don't think so.
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Now, Bill, we made a deal.
It's my job to build up
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some excitement
to make a name.
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Now, if we're gonna have
our own show next year,
we've got to be known,
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and Calamity can help us
do just that.
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You missed that one. [ gunshot ]
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Throw up a silver dollar,
I'll give you four bits change.
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All right, Charlie.
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We'll give it a try.
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We'll get along, Calamity,
if you just heed
some simple rules.
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What kind of rules?
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No trouble.
That's for openers.
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And, uh, keep your drinking
down to a respectable level.
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His foreleg
seems stiff again.
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Better rub it down.
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Another thing.
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Our people bathe.
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Now, wait a minute, mister--
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You want out?
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[ whinnying ]
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Which horse is yours?
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That bay
right in front of you.
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Get her a decent mount,
Charlie.Right.
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Any questions?
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I might think
of some later.
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We ride out for Deadwood
at 6:00 tomorrow morning.
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Now, I expect you to be one--
on time,
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two-- sober,
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and three-- clean.
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How about if I get two
out of three?
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She'll be there, Bill.
I'll see to it.
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Yahoo! Yahoo!
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[ shouting ]
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Howdy, folks! Howdy!
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What a show you're gonna see!
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Yahoo! Wow-wee!
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Hi there!
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Yahoo! Here we are!
[ shouting ]
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Yahoo!
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Yahoo!
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Whoo! How do you do
there, sir?
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You've gotta come
and see our show.
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Yeah, we're gonna tear
this town apart!
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Hi, there!
Here we are! Hello!
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I have never seen
such a display
of crude exhibitionism.
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So I "hoorayed" it up
a little bit.
What's the matter with that?
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What'd you expect me to do,
sit up there, ride sidesaddle,
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and wave my lily-white hand
like some slicked-up queen?
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You're supposed to be a woman.
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Well, I never had any trouble
proving that I was before.
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Well, why don't you just
try proving you're a lady?
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♪♪ [ piano ][ chattering ]
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Come on, Calamity.
Liven up.
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You ain't shot out a mirror
since you got here.
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[ laughter ]
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Aw, cut it out, fellas.
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Can't a gal act
a little ladylike
once in a while?
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"Gal"?
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Aw, go on, now, Calamity.
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Is, uh, there really
a no-fooling gal, uh,
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under that buckskin?
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Keep your hands to yourself,
Makroff.
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You, uh, dusting us off,
Calam?
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Is there anything wrong
in wanting to have
a little drink in peace?
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You ain't no
high lonesome honey.
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You and me--
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we used to be real friendly.
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Remember?
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I warned ya.
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Why, you grimy sage hen.
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♪♪ [ piano stops ]
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Ain't but one man
ever hit me and lived.
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And after what I did to him,
he wished he was dead.
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HICKOK:
Hold it right there.
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Get on back to the hotel,
Calamity.
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Nobody hits me
and gets away with it.
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You hit her?
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Well, she had it coming.
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[ grunts ]
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I told you to get back
to the hotel.
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Might as well now.
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I'm sorry about this,
gentlemen.
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We tried it,
and it didn't pan out.
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Now, I don't want
her with us.
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But it wasn't her fault, Bill.
Now, I checked.
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That Makroff wouldn't
let her alone.
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My mind is made up.
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[ knocking on door ]
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I'll get it.
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Oh.
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I'd like to have
a word with you, Bill.
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I got a couple things
to check on the show, Bill.
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I'll see you later.
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Sit down.
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No. I think better
on my feet.
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I wanted to talk to you
about last night.
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You broke a rule, Calamity.
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One of the most
important rules.
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That card-twirler asked for it.
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That filthy four-flusher
figured he could
make sport out of me.
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Why, Calamity?
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What made you
the way you are?
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You're a mockery
to your own sex.
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Look at ya. You're hard,
callous, stubborn,
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full of contempt
for anything and everybody,
including yourself.
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Especially yourself.
Why?
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Well, I know why
you're the way you are.
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You're just like
all the rest of them.
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You think just 'cause
you wear pants,
that you're superior.
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I found that out when I was
a little girl in Missouri,
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and I made my mind up
that I was just as good
as anything in pants.
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Maybe even better.
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Men!
I've always hated them.
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Then why do you
try to be one?
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[ chattering ]
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Whiskey.
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And don't take all day.
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00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,554
Now, settle down,
Calam.
249
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:37,904
Who does he think he is?
250
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,515
Now, don't blame Bill,
Calamity.
251
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,212
He likes his women soft.
252
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,475
Real ladies
with starched crinolines
253
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,390
and sweet voices.
254
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,957
He's a gentleman.
255
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,872
Well, if he thinks
he can come prancing in
256
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,701
and start ordering me around,
he's got another thing coming.
257
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,877
You know what's wrong
with you, Calam?
258
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,881
You're falling in love
with him.
259
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,840
Me?
260
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,667
Oh...
[ laughing ]
261
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,540
With that peacock
on a white horse?
262
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,412
Oh, Charlie,
that's a good one.
263
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,807
Have a drink on me.
[ laughing continues ]
264
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,641
[ chuckling ]
265
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,437
[ clears throat ]
266
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:20,963
I'd like a closer look
at that fancy dress.
267
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,009
The one in the window.
268
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,012
For you?
269
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,449
No. I want it
for my lop-eared aunt!
270
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,367
[ in ladylike voice ]
Yes. For me.
271
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:15,365
Hickok, you wouldn't believe
what I just saw.
272
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,890
She got herself
one of those frilly dresses
and a pair of high heels, and,
273
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,067
well, she looks a mess.
274
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,808
Who?Calamity. I just saw her.
275
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,028
Well, why would she do that?I don't know.
276
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,638
It might have been something
I said to her.
277
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,945
But we gotta talk her
out of it, Bill.
278
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,339
People want to see
the real Calamity Jane
279
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:35,777
toting a gun on her hip,
not a lumpy rag doll.
280
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,822
You gotta
do something, Bill.
281
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,389
What do you expect me
to do about it?
282
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:43,524
Well, it's your fault
just as much as it is mine.
283
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,440
She's in love with you.Calamity?
284
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,790
In love? With me?
285
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,705
She sure is, Bill.
286
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,750
Now, you've gotta
talk to her.
287
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,536
Make her understand.
Tell her...
[ door opens ]
288
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,416
Thought it was customary
for gentlemen to stand up
289
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,462
when a lady came in.
290
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:13,989
You look, uh,
quite amazing, Calamity.
291
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,252
I haven't had a dress on
in so long.
292
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:19,038
Not since I left Missouri.
I was 11 years old.
293
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,650
How do I look, Bill?
294
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,219
Well, I'm still kind of
taken back by the change.
295
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,048
I guess I got used
to seeing you in buckskins.
296
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,050
W-Well, I ain't quite used
to the shoes yet,
297
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,487
but I'm gonna practice
on them a little.
298
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,454
This lip rouge
sure tastes funny.
299
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,152
I never had it on before.
300
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,328
Yeah, I was just thinking,
too, Calam.
301
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:51,679
I think I like you a lot better
in buckskins myself.
302
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,681
You know, a little dirt
on you, maybe, here and there.
303
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,726
Oh, who asked you?
304
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,253
You know,
this dress cost $15.
305
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,037
Isn't it pretty?
306
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,908
It's pretty.
307
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:08,043
But a dress is, uh,
just a piece of cloth,
Calamity.
308
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:12,395
It can't work miracles.
309
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,397
Sometimes we can't change
310
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:17,487
what we are, Calamity.
311
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,055
Well, a team
of matched horses,
312
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,014
a big house on a hill,
313
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,452
or a dress.
314
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,236
It takes more
than just those things
315
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:32,023
to change
what we are inside.
316
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,025
But I thought you said
this morning that--
317
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:38,552
I know, I know.
Maybe I was wrong.
318
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:42,556
You see,
we all belong someplace.
319
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,167
I guess that's the most
important thing in life--
320
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,997
finding out where we belong,
where we fit.
321
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,652
[ sighs ]
322
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,874
You think I look ridiculous,
don't you?
323
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,876
I'd probably
look the same way
324
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,314
in one of those
fancy banker outfits.[ laughing ]
325
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,839
Can you picture me in one of
those long-tailed coats
326
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,928
and a stovepipe hat?
[ laughing ]
327
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,758
Stop your laughing.
328
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,456
If you laugh at me once more,
I'll split your head
with an ax!
329
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,287
And you!
330
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:20,811
You fancied-up rooster,
331
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:24,424
strutting around
with all your spit and polish.
332
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,643
You know what you are?
333
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:30,125
All you are
is a pair of pants!
334
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,743
That did it, Bill.
Thanks.
335
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,876
I didn't do it for you.
336
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,878
I did it for her.
337
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,359
I didn't wanna see her
dragging her heart around
338
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,317
at the end of a petticoat.
339
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,841
She has feelings,
340
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,279
even though
she tries to hide them.
341
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,371
[ poker chips clinking ]
342
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,591
Mind if I sit in?Sure. Sit in.
343
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,246
I wonder if you'd mind
letting Mr. Hickok
have that seat.
344
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,900
But I'm winning.
345
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,467
Might change my luck
if I move.
346
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,383
It's quite all right.
I'll sit here.
347
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,341
Yeah, but, Bill,
you never s--
348
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,778
Oh, it's all right.
349
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:17,477
You better go
look after her, Charlie.
350
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,392
Oh, and, Dick,
351
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,438
I'd appreciate it
you'd get me some cigars.
352
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,290
Loco.
353
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,558
That's what I am.
354
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,213
Mm, just plain
out-and-out loco.
355
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,177
But I'll show 'em.
356
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:10,530
I'll show that
full-of-himself hunk of lard.
357
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:13,272
I'll show him
what a real woman is.
358
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,187
You bet your life,
I'll show him.
359
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,059
He's gonna see.
360
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,758
[ gunshot ]
361
00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:24,413
MAN:
It's Hickok!
Jack McCall shot him!
362
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,130
[ gasps, screams ]
363
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,371
[ crying ]
364
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,293
Watch it.
365
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,739
Come on, Calamity.
366
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,961
Come on.
367
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,529
Come on.
368
00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:45,233
He never had a chance,
Calamity.
369
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:47,540
Back was to the door.
370
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:03,730
All right,
clear it out there.
371
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:10,432
What are you gawking at,
you dirty ditch diggers?
372
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:13,957
Ain't you never seen
a dead man before?
373
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,746
Let's get a little life
in this place!
374
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:23,880
Start pouring,
and keep them coming.
375
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,621
Come on!
Don't gather around.
376
00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:28,624
All you nellie-skinned
mud tails, drink up.
377
00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:31,235
All right. Come on.How about a drink
down here, bartender?
378
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,455
[ chattering ]
379
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,634
Remember the funeral
they gave for old Ben Hatton?
380
00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:42,072
That was a real fandango,
wasn't it?
381
00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:45,206
Come on, boys!
Bend them elbows!
Come on.
382
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:48,949
We're gonna make
that Hatton planting party
look like a church social!
383
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,386
Did you hear? Come on!
Drown those craws of yours
384
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,520
in that scamper juice,
you old crowbaits!
385
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:56,522
We're just getting started.
386
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:57,958
Hear me?
387
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,308
We're just getting started!
388
00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:08,185
On August 2nd, 1903,
389
00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:10,666
Martha Jane Canary died
in Terry, Montana,
390
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,886
a short distance
from Deadwood.
391
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:16,193
Ironically, it was exactly
the 27th anniversary
392
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,108
of Wild Bill's death.
393
00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:20,023
At her request,
she was buried next to him
394
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:22,983
in the Mount Moriah Cemetery.
395
00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:25,289
Next week, another true story
of the old West.
396
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,726
See you then.
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