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And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings.
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Didn't you guys wrap all that up?
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You can just say you don't wanna hang out.
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I don't wanna hang out.
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What the hell, who took my kombucha?
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I threw that out, it smelled bad.
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Of course it smelled bad, it's kombucha.
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You 'booch, you lose.
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Rick, c-can you portal me to school?
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- No. - Gimme that.
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Hey! Summer! Summer, give it back!
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Honey, did you move the car keys?
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Oh, never mind, they were at the bottom.
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Well, that is the last time
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I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight.
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Um...
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Okay?
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Hey!
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What are you--
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Hey!
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Alright, alright, I yield!
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Geez, you're fast.
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Are you... a-a clone of me?
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- Did Rick-- - Don't-don't tell Rick.
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You want me not talkin'? Then you better start talkin'.
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Not here. C'mon, you can buy me lunch.
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I'm not buying you lunch!
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What if we call it "Breakfast 2"?
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No!
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And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here?
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Yeah, he hates the mall.
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It's kinda why I come here so much.
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Or maybe me being here is why he hates it.
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I've actually been thinking about getting a job
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at American Eagle.
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Ooh, the Eagle Man.
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You gonna eat that?
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- Not really. - Thanks.
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The road provides.
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O-Okay, "the road"? Who are you?!
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Are you here from the future?
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Are you here to kill me?
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You think I came from the future to replace a guy
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who loves the mall?
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I'm a... traveler from another dimension.
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You stole a portal gun?
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What? No, man, that brings the heat.
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I more... slip through cracks in the multiverse.
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Your family's cool, by the way.
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My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours.
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Well, you don't seem like a serial killer.
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And I bet I'd know.
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- But you can't stay here. - No sweat, Eagle Man.
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Just get me back to your upstairs closet.
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'Kay, well, that is a weird location.
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But just to be clear,
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If you do try to kill me and take over my life,
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I can scream very loud.
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And you never get caught doing this?
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Jerrys are basically invisible. It's our superpower.
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- Nobody sees us. - Jerry! Get in here!
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- Oh, God! - Shit! He saw you!
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What's all this shit in the freezer?
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- Go! - What?
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Don't make him any more suspicious, talk to him!
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I'll meet you upstairs!
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Hey, Rick!
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Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry.
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There's limited space in there, Jerry.
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We all live here together.
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Hey! Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you.
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You catch that episode of Naked and Alone last night?
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Hey, between you and me?
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I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss.
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Are-are you making conversation with me?
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Sorry! Sorry.
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I guess I do watch that TV show.
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And he does seem excited about the piss.
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He does!
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Okay. Good.
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Don't waste my freezer space.
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And don't fucking blindside me with small talk!
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I think I'm in the clear.
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As long as I eat those dumplings.
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Are you... smelling my shirts?
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What? No.
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In a few dimensions,
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Rick gives Beth a spatially-dilated walk-in closet.
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Beth is always asking for that.
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Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood.
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And you can't bend reality as often as Rick
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without the occasional--
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Bingo.
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And-and-and what does that lead to?
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Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse
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without even leavin' the house.
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You wanna see?
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Do I want to stick my hand through a wall?
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- Uh, not really. - It's just one stop over.
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C'mon. Quit thinkin' like a Jerry and live a little.
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Jerry! I'm still angry at you for talking to me!
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You... You promise you'll get me home?
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I promise.
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Holy shit, this is insane.
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Pretty mind-blowing, huh?
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We try to mark safe trails for each other.
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Upside-down coaster means it's cool.
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- Blah blah blah blah! - Blah, blahblah!
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Blah blahblah!
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In this reality, all words are "blah."
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I-I kinda get what they're saying.
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- Blah blah blah! - Blah blablah blah!
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C'mon. Upstairs bathroom. One at a time.
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Oh, this is insane, this is insane.
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Blah! Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah!
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Blah?
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Blah blah! Blah! Blah blah blah!
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Oh, holy shit, she saw me!
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I know! You did great!
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That was crazy!
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Okay, where-- where to next?
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Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man!
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Here, get in.
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Infinite mirror tunnel.
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Man, so weird and specific.
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How do you find these things?
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That's the thing about being a Jerry.
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You got all day to look.
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Get close, I almost lost a finger doing this.
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It's so cold.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Here. This way.
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- Whoa. - Mm-hmm.
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Without the trail, this family would just be gone.
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But the road remembers.
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There's... so many of us.
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Here.
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You're one of us now, Eagle Man.
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Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there.
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You still don't get it, buddy. We're the same.
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Okay, but how much of the road is depressing like this place?
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Not that much, not that much.
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I would like to hold my little hand
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And we will run, we will, we will crawl, we will...
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Jerry!
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Man, you see where I put the margarita machine?
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The good one, the-- the science one.
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You left it in the shower.
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Boy. I-I might be livin' a little too anchors-up, Jerry.
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You-- You want a margarita?
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All good.
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He has to know that's not you.
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Well, if he does, he doesn't care.
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Alright, we gotta get moving.
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There's a killer view two stops over.
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You guys want a ceviche to go?
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Wow.
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And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for...
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- Morty's Winter Formal? - Beautiful, right?
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Honestly, Eagle Man,
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I didn't think you'd come out this far.
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- Way to prove me wrong. - I mean...
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I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in.
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My whole family jumped together.
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And when the space version of my wife showed up,
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I thought she'd hate me...
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and she did.
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But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex.
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Eagle Man! God damn.
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I-I-I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud.
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Thanks for opening my eyes to that.
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I'm just you, brother.
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Welp, outta suds.
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And I did promise to get you home.
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Thanks for ridin' with me.
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It's the most fun I've had in a while.
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- Wait, one second. Whoa! - Whoa!
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Hold on, I'm a little drunk.
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If this dimension's Jerry was like me,
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he'd keep a 12-pack in the bathroom
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for the occasional shower beer.
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Eagle Man!
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- These, uh-- - Yeah.
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These are warm.
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Shit, shit, shit, we're cutting it close.
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Slow down! So much liquid in my stomach.
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I'm not being contrarian,
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I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat.
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- Squeamish Morty. - I'm not squeamish.
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No, no, no, shit!
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We missed the connection?
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What does that mean? What does that mean?!
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It's all good, Jerry. We're fine.
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Look. Those guys portal into this Taco-la-Taco every week.
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There's a Gene we can stay with while we wait.
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He's hip to the scene,
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- even has a few cots in his basement. - A week from now?
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I can't stay with some Gene for a week,
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Rick will just replace me.
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No, he won't.
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They won't even notice you've been gone.
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That's not a good thing!
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There is one way, but--
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Get me home!
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Okay, but why's it out in the woods?
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You wanna get home fast, right?
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Only way to do that's through Grand Central.
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Couple of parallel Mortys tried to pull a keg
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outta their Bag of Holding, turned it inside out.
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Now it's kind of a... toll road.
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Hey there. I'm Eagle Man.
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Got two coming out at Burlap.
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Copy that.
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So... were you camping, or...?
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Get in.
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Welcome to Grand Central.
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It's, uh, not my favorite place.
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Who are these bandana guys?
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Sometimes your family goes on an adventure and doesn't come back.
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The dude that runs this place,
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he collects Jerrys that get left behind.
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Come on. Boss is ready to see you.
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Play it cool.
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- Hey, Boss! - Mooch!
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- "Mooch"? - It's my road name.
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Who's this?
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Meet Eagle Man. He's cool.
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I rescued him from working at the mall.
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We're just looking to get on the Tundra Line.
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Fares are up, I'm afraid.
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A Rick patched that one fridge nexus.
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We've got surge pricing.
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Right, no problem.
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Whoa! I thought you didn't have a job.
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He doesn't. Get this--
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We all use the same ATM pin.
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3-8-5-2.
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That's my ATM pin!
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Mm-hmm. The road provides.
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Wait, you steal from other Jerrys?
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Maybe.
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Or maybe poor, silly Jerry was just careless with his money.
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Who would believe him anyway?
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Hey! That hurts!
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You pick this guy up in the sensitive dimension?
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- Search them both. - Hey, fuck you, pal.
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- Jerry, just relax! - Well, this guy sucks!
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Seriously, Mooch. Where did you pick him up?
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You mapping new routes and keepin' 'em to yourself?
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Take it all. We just wanna pass through.
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You don't wanna mess with me, pal.
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My Rick could kick your ass.
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You little suburbs pussy.
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You shouldn't need Rick, Rick should need you.
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You just need to find his pressure points.
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Take these two back to this guy's station
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- and blacklist them both. - Alright, alright! Geez!
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Hey! Get off of me!
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Hey!
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No, no, no! They cut us off!
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I can still get home, right?
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Fuck!
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Goddamnit! I told you to play it cool!
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This was all I had, man! The road was my life!
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What about my life?
266
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I didn't ask for any of this, you just showed up at my house!
267
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Okay, okay, here's my pitch-- uh, we get jobs as dock workers,
268
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tell them we're twins or something,
269
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save up for three months and move to Spain.
270
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We'll open a dance studio, start small,
271
00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,860
- but eventually-- - I'm not doing any of that!
272
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,200
Where even are we?
273
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,320
Morty's high school?
274
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,700
Yeah. This used to be my dimension.
275
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,710
- The shed was my way out. - Oh, screw this!
276
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,790
- Hey! Where are you going? - To our house!
277
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There's gotta be an exit somewhere!
278
00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:21,420
Bad idea. T-There is no house.
279
00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,250
You expect me to trust you?!
280
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What was I thinking?
281
00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,930
That I'd become some sort of hillbilly road-sage?
282
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,510
A cool prospector?
283
00:13:28,510 --> 00:13:32,350
My family loves me and I threw it away for this?
284
00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:34,430
- Stupid, Jerry. Stupid! - No, wait!
285
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I left my dimension because I felt unappreciated
286
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and by the time I found my way back, Beth had remarried!
287
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,270
- Oh, my God. - Yeah.
288
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,820
This whole time you've been preaching about freedom
289
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and gettin' out there.
290
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:48,820
But you're not brave. You have to live like this.
291
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You're the least cool version of me I've ever met.
292
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You're right, you're right, I'm a loser.
293
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Let's just do anything other than face my family, please?
294
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,710
Hello? Oh, my God, Jerry!
295
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,420
And there's two of you!
296
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,380
Hi there, Paul Fleischman, CPA.
297
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- Hi. I'm Jerry. - It's a pleasure.
298
00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,840
Beth! Jerry's back!
299
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And another one!
300
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Come on in. Can I get you guys some coffee?
301
00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:14,060
I'm a tea guy myself. Earl Grey, little milk.
302
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,180
- Dad? - Oh, my God!
303
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Jerry?
304
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:18,270
Hi... family.
305
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,230
What the fuck is going on?
306
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:26,280
You walked out on us to dumpster dive across the multiverse?
307
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,820
You resented me!
308
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:30,780
The kids didn't respect me. Rick hates me.
309
00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:33,320
How long did it take before you even noticed I was gone?
310
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Oh, we noticed, asshole! Don't put that on us.
311
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,120
Yeah, maybe do something worthy of our respect.
312
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- Like not disappearing. - Good point, Morty.
313
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Oh, now Rick has thoughts on abandonment?
314
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,420
I just said "good point." I'm glad you left.
315
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Coming here was a bad idea.
316
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,300
Hey! Stop disappearing for once!
317
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,890
Mooch loves you guys.
318
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,640
You're all he talks about out there.
319
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,310
- Morty, you love to eat bugs... - Sure do!
320
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,810
...and Summer, you hate showering.
321
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,020
Not as much anymore, I've actually been working on it.
322
00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,350
Aw, honey!
323
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:06,940
It's true. I miss you guys so much.
324
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,820
I mean, after wandering around a bit, I did come back.
325
00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:13,450
But Beth had met Paul and you all seemed so happy.
326
00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,820
We are happy.
327
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,580
But that doesn't mean we hate you.
328
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,370
I mean, we hate you a little bit.
329
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:19,910
Yeah, P-Paul's pretty cool.
330
00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:22,420
I-I don't wanna say we "won the breakup" but--
331
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:26,130
Guys, don't pile on! Jerry's trying to apologize!
332
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,550
No, I deserve it.
333
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,260
I thought you took me for granted,
334
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:31,300
but it was the other way around.
335
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,470
- Rick. - Here we go.
336
00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:37,010
I promised Jerry I'd get him home.
337
00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,430
- Is there any way-- - Address?
338
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,980
Oh, uh...
339
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:46,190
Is it a number? Or like a lot of letters?
340
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:47,270
Uh-oh.
341
00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:51,030
We say "Parmesan" weird, like "Parmee-sian."
342
00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:53,070
D-Does your portal gun use keywords?
343
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,990
We could go door-to-door?
344
00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:57,450
We cannot go door-to-door.
345
00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,200
Hey, maybe we-- we just get back on the road?
346
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,660
There's a shed by the high school, we'll-- we'll show you.
347
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,830
If these guys try to kill me in the shed, I will not hold back.
348
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,710
- Fair's fair. - I'll be mean about it.
349
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Mean deaths.
350
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,130
- Can you blame me for leaving? - No, I get it.
351
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,670
It was really great to see you guys.
352
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,380
Thanks for taking care of them, Paul.
353
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,930
It's your family, Jerry. I'm just living in it.
354
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:19,140
Bye, Jer. See you around.
355
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,230
Let's go.
356
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,440
The only way back to your reality is through Grand Central.
357
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,980
Those Bandana Jerrys will be on the lookout for us.
358
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:30,650
I know. But I've got an idea.
359
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:34,530
Leave my reality.
360
00:16:36,950 --> 00:16:38,780
Oh, hey, guys.
361
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,330
Oh! Uh, hi... Jerry.
362
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:43,450
Loving the, uh, five o'clock shadow.
363
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:47,380
And I love your... bandana.
364
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,460
They're onto us! Run!
365
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:55,590
Stop them! It's Mooch and that other guy!
366
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,340
My beans!
367
00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:58,590
- Where am I going? - Couch!
368
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,180
Rick's "lost remote control" nexus!
369
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,890
Dive, dive, dive!
370
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,850
Boss! We got a problem!
371
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,020
What the hell?
372
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,730
You fucked up now, Mooch.
373
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,320
You should've just stayed off the road.
374
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,990
Damn it! He knows all the exits.
375
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,860
This is a dream. This is some kind of weird hallucination.
376
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,450
I-I ate too many mushrooms.
377
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,290
- Excuse me? - Back to the couch!
378
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:10,710
Hey! Not cool, man!
379
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,710
I'll never stop chasing you, Mooch!
380
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,170
The road is mine!
381
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:15,760
Shit! This guy is persistent!
382
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,300
He'd probably really thrive at American Eagle.
383
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,180
I-I got an idea.
384
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,800
It's risky, but do you trust me?
385
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,930
Hey, I'm you, brother.
386
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:29,480
I'm so glad making the mouse big didn't kill it!
387
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,230
It eventually might.
388
00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:33,560
It's-it's-it's like big dogs, or Andre The Giant--
389
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,070
Stop, stop, the mouse is gonna be okay!
390
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:39,280
Those doubling-back sons of bitches!
391
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,200
Oh, B-Boss, you just missed it.
392
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,370
Those guys came by on a giant mouse.
393
00:18:43,370 --> 00:18:45,580
You're fucking useless, you know that?
394
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:49,120
Ow! T-That-- That cool jacket changed you, Jerry!
395
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,750
You're a mean guy now!
396
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,080
And you pull me out of my chairs too much!
397
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,300
- Hey! - Get the golf cart!
398
00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,210
Hey!
399
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:02,260
There they are!
400
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:03,350
Quick, come on!
401
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,760
I'm gonna kill you, Mooch!
402
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,560
And then I'm gonna fuck your wife!
403
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,020
Good luck! She's married!
404
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:14,150
It's Jerrys like you that make me sick!
405
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,690
Why can't you just stay home?
406
00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:17,190
I'm trying!
407
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,110
You guys suck! You're weak!
408
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:23,660
Not like me, I'm cool! I'm nothing like you!
409
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,030
He's got a gun?
410
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,920
No! No!
411
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,470
Happy trails, bitch.
412
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:43,510
Think those other Jerrys will be okay?
413
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,890
Will we? I think I maybe just killed a guy.
414
00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,390
You can't think about it.
415
00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:51,230
It's the one thing I've learned, you can't think about it.
416
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,980
Well. This is me.
417
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,190
Nice place you got here.
418
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,280
Thanks.
419
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,610
So, what are you gonna do now?
420
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:03,320
You could hang out here for a bit.
421
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,740
I-I can always have Beth buy more cereal.
422
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:09,120
I've eaten on someone else's tab long enough.
423
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,080
Besides, maybe Boss Jerry's gone now
424
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,830
and the road can open back up.
425
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,330
Hell of a trip, Eagle Man.
426
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,590
See you around, Mooch.
427
00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:24,430
What the hell? Guys! I found him! He was in the bedroom!
428
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,010
I-I thought I checked in here.
429
00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,470
You guys were looking for me?
430
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:28,970
Okay, good, you found him.
431
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,430
Told you I didn't compost his ass.
432
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,970
God, get blamed for everything.
433
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,640
We were so worried about you, Jerry.
434
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,390
You missed Morty mating with an octopus.
435
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,900
It'll probably happen again.
436
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,650
What were you even doing up here?
437
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:42,440
Oh, you know, just taking some "me" time.
438
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,530
Gross!
439
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:46,360
Well, I wasn't jerking off, if that's what you're implying.
440
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,450
Ew, what the fuck?
441
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,200
Who said that? You just look grody!
442
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,330
Yeah, y-you need to get out more, Dad.
443
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,000
- What the fuck was that? - Uh, nothing.
444
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,680
A guy like you might be good for ya.
445
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,720
I-I think I saw a yak out there.
446
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,850
If I capture it and keep it alive,
447
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:54,020
I should be able to drink its piss for two weeks.
448
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,640
Probably even three.
449
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,980
Hey, Dad, have you seen the--
450
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:58,850
Oh, God, Jesus! Come on, Dad!
451
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,350
What? It's the culture of the show!
452
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,110
You're supposed to watch it naked!
453
00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,940
It is the culture of the show, honey.
454
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,780
Guys! We all use those couches!
455
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,080
You're so right about this guy.
456
00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:15,580
Turn it up.
457
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,620
Did you get any of that?
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