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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:08,793 Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,896 --> 00:00:11,379 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:12,378 Ow! 4 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,586 This is my dad! 5 00:00:16,689 --> 00:00:19,206 This is my mom! [chuckles] 6 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:22,448 [giggles] This is my sister! She's shy. 7 00:00:22,551 --> 00:00:24,896 This is my grandpa! 8 00:00:25,310 --> 00:00:26,827 This is my room! 9 00:00:27,413 --> 00:00:28,517 And this... 10 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,586 ? quirky music playing ? 11 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:34,000 This is my show! 12 00:00:36,379 --> 00:00:39,275 ?? 13 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:42,620 [Patrick humming] 14 00:00:42,724 --> 00:00:44,931 ? Goin' to the swimmin' hole ? 15 00:00:45,034 --> 00:00:46,896 ? Goin' to the swimmin' hole ? 16 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,793 ? Goin' down to take a little swim ? 17 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:51,379 [hums] 18 00:00:51,482 --> 00:00:53,931 ? Going on a trip down to the place ? 19 00:00:54,034 --> 00:00:55,551 ? Where I can take a dip ? 20 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:58,620 ? Here I am It's time to jump on in ? 21 00:00:58,621 --> 00:00:59,723 [crashes] 22 00:00:59,724 --> 00:01:04,379 ? And many more ? 23 00:01:05,655 --> 00:01:07,103 Alley-oop! 24 00:01:07,206 --> 00:01:09,758 [burbling] 25 00:01:11,965 --> 00:01:13,551 My golf ball! 26 00:01:13,655 --> 00:01:16,620 -Right in the goo trap! -[burbles] 27 00:01:16,689 --> 00:01:17,758 Barnacles! 28 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:19,931 I'll never get outta here under par. 29 00:01:20,034 --> 00:01:22,034 [sighs] After all my big talk, 30 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:24,241 the guys are gonna laugh at me! 31 00:01:24,379 --> 00:01:26,758 Wait, what am I saying? 32 00:01:26,862 --> 00:01:28,724 Get a hold of yourself, man! 33 00:01:29,379 --> 00:01:32,172 -You are a doctor. -? determined music plays 34 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:33,448 I can do this. 35 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,827 I'm a medical professional. 36 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,862 I've removed all kinds of objects 37 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,034 from all kinds of places. 38 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:44,068 Ooh! 39 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:46,896 ? music fades out ? 40 00:01:47,517 --> 00:01:50,172 [splutters] 41 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:53,896 ? And now I'm done ? 42 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,551 ? sneaky music plays ? 43 00:01:57,172 --> 00:01:58,222 [zipper zips] 44 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:04,793 [gasps] Oh, yeah, I drove here. 45 00:02:06,137 --> 00:02:07,187 Huh? 46 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:09,551 White coat? 47 00:02:09,655 --> 00:02:11,931 Mirror thingy? 48 00:02:13,965 --> 00:02:15,517 Whatcha-call-it? 49 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:18,310 Oh yeah! 50 00:02:18,448 --> 00:02:20,793 I forgot I'm a doctor. 51 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:23,965 Ow! Get a hold of yourself, Patrick! 52 00:02:24,068 --> 00:02:26,551 You gotta remember this stuff. 53 00:02:26,965 --> 00:02:29,379 Yep! Off to doctoring! 54 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:30,896 [engine rumbles] 55 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,620 [tires screech] 56 00:02:34,192 --> 00:02:36,102 [humming] 57 00:02:36,103 --> 00:02:37,620 -[thud] -[grunts] 58 00:02:38,586 --> 00:02:41,000 ? whimsical music plays ? 59 00:02:42,275 --> 00:02:44,137 [humming] 60 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:47,655 [choking] 61 00:02:49,275 --> 00:02:53,241 Help! Help! We need a doctor! 62 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:55,206 ? music turns heroic ? 63 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:57,275 Someone call a doctor? 64 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:58,965 [choking] 65 00:02:59,068 --> 00:03:01,965 Dr. Patrick will see you now! 66 00:03:02,068 --> 00:03:05,482 Thank goodness you're here! My friend is choking! 67 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,758 Can you help him? 68 00:03:06,862 --> 00:03:08,137 Of course I can! 69 00:03:08,206 --> 00:03:11,413 You think they let just any idiot wear one of these? 70 00:03:12,827 --> 00:03:14,448 -Fore! -[groans] 71 00:03:14,551 --> 00:03:16,275 -Fore! -[grunts] 72 00:03:16,344 --> 00:03:18,275 -[grunts] -Fore! 73 00:03:18,344 --> 00:03:20,517 [whistling descent] 74 00:03:20,655 --> 00:03:21,758 [applause] 75 00:03:21,862 --> 00:03:26,586 Wow! Hole in one! Thanks, Dr. Patrick! 76 00:03:26,655 --> 00:03:28,827 Just doing my job. 77 00:03:28,965 --> 00:03:30,827 [Patrick humming] 78 00:03:31,758 --> 00:03:33,862 -Huh? What the...? -[tires screech] 79 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:37,034 -? tense musical stinger -Sweet Neptune! 80 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:41,172 This man has been cut to pieces. 81 00:03:42,448 --> 00:03:44,931 I can rebuild him. 82 00:03:45,034 --> 00:03:48,620 ? tense music playing ? 83 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:51,275 Can I help you? 84 00:03:51,276 --> 00:03:52,274 Yes! 85 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,516 Get me some butcher paper, 86 00:03:53,517 --> 00:03:55,827 500 CCs of steak sauce, 87 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:59,482 a stapler, and if you can find one, 88 00:03:59,586 --> 00:04:02,379 I'm gonna need a miracle. 89 00:04:02,517 --> 00:04:03,586 Stat! 90 00:04:04,034 --> 00:04:06,448 Uh, yes, doctor. Right away. 91 00:04:06,551 --> 00:04:09,586 ? dramatic music playing ? 92 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:11,379 How's it look, Doc? 93 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:14,379 Not good, nurse. We're running out of time. 94 00:04:14,482 --> 00:04:15,532 Stapler! 95 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,517 [grunts] 96 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,413 Steak sauce. 97 00:04:23,482 --> 00:04:24,532 [sighs] 98 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:26,102 -[bottle shatters] -Okay. 99 00:04:26,103 --> 00:04:27,274 We're looking good here. 100 00:04:27,275 --> 00:04:28,586 Come on, Meat Person. 101 00:04:28,689 --> 00:04:30,758 Don't you die on me, buddy! 102 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,068 Oh! No pulse. 103 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:37,724 I'm going to try mousy-mouth re-suffocation! 104 00:04:37,827 --> 00:04:39,034 [inhales deeply] 105 00:04:39,103 --> 00:04:40,206 [squelching] 106 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:48,827 ? somber music playing ? 107 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:55,896 -[gasps] -We did all we could. 108 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:59,103 Goodnight, sweet... [smacks lips] 109 00:04:59,241 --> 00:05:01,344 ...and salty prince. 110 00:05:02,172 --> 00:05:03,827 -[bell tolls] -[door opens] 111 00:05:03,965 --> 00:05:07,758 This part of the job never gets easier. 112 00:05:07,827 --> 00:05:09,689 ? music fades out ? 113 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:13,275 But it's just meat, though. 114 00:05:13,655 --> 00:05:15,525 -[gurgles] -? eerie musical sting ? 115 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:18,793 [screaming] 116 00:05:18,931 --> 00:05:23,000 ? ominous music playing ? 117 00:05:23,103 --> 00:05:25,793 [growling] 118 00:05:25,794 --> 00:05:26,999 ? music fades abruptly ? 119 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 ? somber music plays ? 120 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:34,310 Oh, Meat Person, you never had a chance! 121 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,034 I'll never forget you! 122 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:40,344 [wailing] 123 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:43,620 ? Waiting, waiting I love waiting ? 124 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:45,724 [sobs] 125 00:05:45,793 --> 00:05:47,482 [screams, whimpers] 126 00:05:48,275 --> 00:05:49,325 [gasps] 127 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:52,241 ? suspenseful music playing ? 128 00:05:52,344 --> 00:05:54,551 ? music stops ? 129 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:56,793 SpongeBob, are you okay? 130 00:05:56,896 --> 00:06:00,103 100% injury-free! 131 00:06:01,758 --> 00:06:04,108 -Ah! What's this?! -? tense musical stinger ? 132 00:06:04,206 --> 00:06:07,724 Oh, that's just a tiny paper cut from last week. 133 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:10,413 No, SpongeBob, this is serious! 134 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:12,862 We gotta get you to a hospital! 135 00:06:12,965 --> 00:06:15,862 [imitates ambulance siren] 136 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,276 -[phone ringing] -Uh, Patrick? 137 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:22,413 -Your doctor bag is ringing. -[Patrick] Thank you, Stella! 138 00:06:23,379 --> 00:06:25,241 Mister Doctor Patrick Star. 139 00:06:25,344 --> 00:06:28,655 Where are you?! It's time to start today's show! 140 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:33,206 Sorry, Squidina, I'm heading into emergency surgery 141 00:06:33,207 --> 00:06:34,240 right now. 142 00:06:34,241 --> 00:06:35,896 I can work with that! 143 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,068 Transition to title sequence! 144 00:06:38,206 --> 00:06:40,000 The Patrick ShowPresents: 145 00:06:40,103 --> 00:06:43,275 - Dr. Star M.D.! -? dramatic theme platys ? 146 00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:47,000 [machine beeping] 147 00:06:47,068 --> 00:06:49,931 Hmm... [slurps] 148 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,448 Patient's vitals taste normal. 149 00:06:52,551 --> 00:06:55,172 Nurse, one dose of boba, please, 150 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:58,000 -Just to be safe. -Yes, Dr. Star. 151 00:06:58,103 --> 00:07:02,931 -This may cause mild lumpiness. -? dramatic music playing ? 152 00:07:05,172 --> 00:07:07,275 Another dose of boba?! 153 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:11,827 Dr. Star, I've warned you about your unconventional methods! 154 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,551 My methods get results. 155 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:15,724 What are yours? 156 00:07:15,827 --> 00:07:17,087 Sending the patient home 157 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,689 in a shellacked wooden box? 158 00:07:20,413 --> 00:07:22,000 Uh, no. 159 00:07:24,586 --> 00:07:26,482 Now, if you'll excuse me, 160 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:31,137 I need to talk to a mother who's about to lose her son. 161 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:38,000 Isn't there anything you can do for my sweet little sponge? 162 00:07:38,103 --> 00:07:41,137 There is one operation we could try. 163 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:46,379 But it is the riskiest procedure ever attempted. 164 00:07:46,827 --> 00:07:49,172 But I thought I just had a paper cut. 165 00:07:49,275 --> 00:07:50,827 Exactly! 166 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:52,482 Time to scrub in. 167 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 ? dramatic music plays 168 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:01,965 Now, let's see what's going on in here. 169 00:08:03,689 --> 00:08:05,379 Oh dear. No! 170 00:08:05,482 --> 00:08:07,413 No! Claw grabber! 171 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:09,827 Wish me luck. 172 00:08:10,241 --> 00:08:12,310 [grunts] Ah! [groans] 173 00:08:12,413 --> 00:08:14,482 Just look at all that! 174 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:16,206 Nasty! 175 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:19,172 Hm, I would've thought I needed that stuff. 176 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,137 What's this now? 177 00:08:21,206 --> 00:08:22,379 Net. 178 00:08:23,793 --> 00:08:26,000 [grunts, screams] 179 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:29,344 [muffled grunts] 180 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:32,965 Gah! This infection is very aggressive! 181 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:36,172 There must be something you can do, Doctor! 182 00:08:36,241 --> 00:08:40,172 This will require laser treatment. 183 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:43,241 [laser whirring] 184 00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:45,620 [laughing] 185 00:08:45,724 --> 00:08:49,689 That's it. Come to Papa. 186 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,517 Muh-mow! 187 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,517 Gary! Okay, buddy. 188 00:08:57,586 --> 00:09:00,056 You officially win this round of hide-and-seek. 189 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,222 [meows] 190 00:09:04,275 --> 00:09:06,965 [voice echoes] Looks like you're all cleaned out! 191 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:10,931 Now let's check on that boo-boo. 192 00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:12,206 [gasps] 193 00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:15,172 This is the toughest case of my career! 194 00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:20,206 There's the guy who stole my golf cart! 195 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,896 -Hmm... -[Doctor Man] Hey, you! 196 00:09:22,551 --> 00:09:24,241 I'm gonna get you! 197 00:09:24,827 --> 00:09:27,655 Do you mind, sir? This is a hospital. 198 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:30,724 Good. 'Cause you're gonna need one. 199 00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:32,758 [screams] I gotta hide! 200 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:35,689 Wait. That's not in the script! 201 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:38,655 [grunting] 202 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:43,689 It's over, ya little pink fraud! 203 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:45,310 Eh. I can work with that! 204 00:09:45,413 --> 00:09:49,068 [laughs nervously] I don't see any pink frauds. 205 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:51,344 Is that so? 206 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:55,448 ? Goin' to the swimmin' hole ? 207 00:09:55,586 --> 00:09:57,241 [screams] 208 00:09:57,344 --> 00:09:58,551 [grunts] 209 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:01,137 [SpongeBob pants] Patrick! Wait! 210 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:02,862 You're gonna- Whoa! 211 00:10:03,724 --> 00:10:05,241 [audience screams] 212 00:10:09,482 --> 00:10:12,000 [grumbling] 213 00:10:12,551 --> 00:10:15,000 [screams, grunts] 214 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,862 Why are you so mad at me?! 215 00:10:17,931 --> 00:10:20,931 Because you're no doctor! 216 00:10:20,932 --> 00:10:22,930 -[Patrick whimpers] -[Meat Person growls] 217 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:24,275 ? tense musical stinger ? 218 00:10:24,379 --> 00:10:26,275 -[Doctor Man grunts] -Meat Person? 219 00:10:26,413 --> 00:10:29,655 -[Meat Person snarls] -[Doctor Man groans] 220 00:10:30,482 --> 00:10:33,172 He's the best doctor! 221 00:10:35,241 --> 00:10:36,517 [screams] 222 00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:41,931 Gee whiz! I'm just trying to get my doctor stuff back! 223 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:45,310 -? gentle music playing -You saved my life, doc! 224 00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:49,862 Meat Person! You're alive! 225 00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:51,068 Excuse me. 226 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,931 Am I to understand that youfashioned 227 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:58,310 this living creature out of mere butchered meat? 228 00:10:58,413 --> 00:10:59,689 Sure did! 229 00:11:01,137 --> 00:11:03,655 This is my medical license. 230 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,482 I'm signing it over to you. 231 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:06,724 You are a genius. 232 00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:10,448 Does this mean I get to keep the golf cart? 233 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:15,206 [TV announcer] Tune in next week for moreDr. Star, M.D.! 234 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,931 -[tires screech] -[crashes] 235 00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:19,413 [police sirens blaring] 236 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:23,034 ?? 237 00:11:23,035 --> 00:11:24,861 [Squidina] Time to triple check 238 00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,551 my slumber party list! 239 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:30,482 Is there anything I'm missing? 240 00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:33,896 Leaning tower of pizza? Check! 241 00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:36,585 -[radio playing dance music] -Dance music? Check! 242 00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:38,793 [giggles] Practical jokes? 243 00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:40,034 Checkaroonie. 244 00:11:40,172 --> 00:11:42,413 Oh, most importantly... 245 00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:45,310 pillows for the pillow fight! 246 00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:50,724 Everything's ready for a legendary slumber party! 247 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:54,137 Ooh! I'm so excited for you and Pearl! 248 00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:57,620 Our little girl's throwing her first slumber party 249 00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,793 all by herself! 250 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,931 They grow up so fast! 251 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,655 -[rings] -It's Pearl! 252 00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:06,655 Calling to tell me she's on her way! 253 00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:07,965 Hey, Pearl! 254 00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:11,068 Hey, Squidina, I can't come over. 255 00:12:11,069 --> 00:12:12,102 Wha?! 256 00:12:12,103 --> 00:12:13,931 My dad's molting again 257 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:18,379 and he needs me to rub butter all over his soft shell. 258 00:12:18,482 --> 00:12:20,206 -But-but- -I'm really sorry 259 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:21,551 but duty calls. 260 00:12:21,655 --> 00:12:23,206 -Bye. -[beeps] 261 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,827 Buh-bye. 262 00:12:24,931 --> 00:12:28,172 [chokes up] I-I'm okay! 263 00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:32,344 It's not like some kind of devastating setback 264 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:34,034 to my social development 265 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:38,931 that will also crush my young vulnerable heart! 266 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:43,000 -I'll be fine! -? melodramatic music playing ? 267 00:12:43,068 --> 00:12:45,896 [cries] 268 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:50,379 Hey, can I get a pool in my room too? 269 00:12:51,275 --> 00:12:53,925 -[spits] So what's her problem? -[water splashes] 270 00:12:54,931 --> 00:12:56,586 It'll be okay, sweetie! 271 00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:58,827 Say, I know what'll cheer you up. 272 00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:01,482 A classic family movie! 273 00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:05,206 Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Meet Plankenstein! 274 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,206 I hate that movie! 275 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,068 Why, you! 276 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,517 What did I do? 277 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,827 I'll help you eat your pizzas. 278 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:15,705 Oh. 279 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:19,068 I could always just put you outta your misery! 280 00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,517 That's awfully sweet of you, GrandPat. 281 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:25,137 But none of this stuff will make me feel better. 282 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:27,724 Oh, I know! 283 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:30,103 We can have our own sleepover! 284 00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:32,931 With the whole family! 285 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:34,827 -Oh, great idea, hon! -Yeah! 286 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,275 -Eh, I guess. -Uh, yeah. 287 00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:39,586 Just one teeny problem. 288 00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:40,931 We live together 289 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,379 so we technically have a sleepover 290 00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:44,655 every night. 291 00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,000 Yes, but it's not every night 292 00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:48,241 that we have a... 293 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,931 [in unison] Slumber party! 294 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,965 [grunts, laughs] 295 00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:58,655 Actually, being put out of my misery 296 00:13:58,793 --> 00:14:00,241 doesn't sound so bad. 297 00:14:00,242 --> 00:14:01,240 [Patrick] Hey! 298 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,068 Let's move this shindig 299 00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:05,000 down to the living room! 300 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:09,965 What do we do first? 301 00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,379 I'll get the board games! 302 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,000 I'll get the pillows! 303 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,689 I'll get the slumber. 304 00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:16,172 [snores] 305 00:14:16,241 --> 00:14:18,482 And I'll get depression. 306 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:22,068 Let's get this party started with a dance-off! 307 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,412 -[air horn blows] -[screams] 308 00:14:23,413 --> 00:14:24,378 Hit it, Bunny! 309 00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:26,965 Hitting it! [grunts] 310 00:14:27,068 --> 00:14:31,689 -[radio playing dance music] -[cheering, laughing] 311 00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,689 [sighs] 312 00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:37,241 Ooh, nice twist, GrandPat! 313 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,448 You still have some dancin' in ya! 314 00:14:40,517 --> 00:14:41,586 Dancing? 315 00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:44,551 I'm just trying to re-align my hip! 316 00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:46,172 [strains] 317 00:14:46,173 --> 00:14:47,343 [sighs] 318 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,206 [babbling] 319 00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:53,654 [music stops] 320 00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:54,862 Oh. Well. 321 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:58,379 Look at the time, 7 p.m. already. 322 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,724 I oughta go to bed. 323 00:14:59,827 --> 00:15:02,241 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Squidina! 324 00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:05,620 I'm sure we can hunt down some fun for you at our next event: 325 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,724 the scavenger hunt! 326 00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:09,758 [groans] Fine. 327 00:15:10,758 --> 00:15:14,137 On your mark, get set, hunt! 328 00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:17,655 ? lively action music plays ? 329 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:21,068 [grunting] 330 00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:22,793 Nothing here! 331 00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:24,275 Or in here! 332 00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:26,931 Did you find anything, GrandPat!? 333 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,344 Nothing over here! 334 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:35,310 [in squeaky voice] Whoa! Or in here! 335 00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:40,931 Wait. Don't scavenger hunts usually start with clues? 336 00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:43,344 Clues? Where's the thrill in that?! 337 00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:45,724 The scavenger hunt would be too easy. 338 00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:47,551 Aha! Found one. 339 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,689 A scavenger! 340 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,310 Evening, folks! 341 00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,103 [chomps, munches] 342 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:54,482 [grunts] 343 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,551 Hey, I found one under the floorboards! 344 00:15:57,552 --> 00:15:59,585 ? "Toccata and Fugue in D minor" plays ? 345 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:01,827 For my collection. 346 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:04,413 -[giggles] -? song fades out ? 347 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:06,620 Finally! I found one! 348 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,689 Dad, I don't think that's a scavenger. 349 00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:12,000 That's a Scandinavian. 350 00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:16,310 [Viking speaks Norwegian] 351 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:17,689 Looks like he's both! 352 00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:20,310 Dad, please, I appreciate this 353 00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:22,412 -but it's not working out! -? melancholy music playing ? 354 00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:27,586 I'd rather cry myself to sleep in a waterbed of my own tears. 355 00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:29,931 Aw, Squidina, come on. 356 00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:31,586 Why cry there 357 00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:33,379 when you can cry here? 358 00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:36,275 I even got plenty of paper to blow your nose! 359 00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:37,861 -Toilet paper? -? goofy music plays ? 360 00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,964 Don't get too greedy 'cause we're gonna need 361 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,586 -some of it for... -[toilet flushes] 362 00:16:42,655 --> 00:16:44,896 ...pranks! 363 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,344 -[giggles] -Whose house is this for? 364 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:52,000 A bunch of jerks I've been waitin' to get for years! 365 00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:55,206 [laughs] Those chuckleheads won't know what hit 'em! 366 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,896 [laughing] 367 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,103 ? "The Sleeping Beauty Ballet Suite" plays ? 368 00:17:28,241 --> 00:17:30,344 [sighs] Of course. 369 00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:33,068 -Our house. -Yah! 370 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,379 [slurps] Huh? 371 00:17:36,517 --> 00:17:38,517 [barks] 372 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:42,068 [whooshing] 373 00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:43,379 [barks] 374 00:17:43,482 --> 00:17:46,758 [in unison] Aw, Tinkle! 375 00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:49,482 -[Tinkle hacking] -? suspenseful music plays ? 376 00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:52,724 -[in unison] Duck and cover! -Huh? 377 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:55,172 -[Tinkle retches] -? music fades out ? 378 00:17:55,689 --> 00:17:58,172 Now can we call it a night? 379 00:17:58,275 --> 00:18:00,758 Oh, not yet, Squidina. 380 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,517 -We still haven't told... -? eerie music plays ? 381 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:07,517 ...scary stories. 382 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,655 Alright, scaredy snails... 383 00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,344 open your ear holes! 384 00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:12,498 [thunder crashes] 385 00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:15,137 One dark and stormy night, 386 00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:19,413 a sad and lonely little girl was playing 387 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:22,172 in a puddle in her backyard. 388 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,172 [laughter] 389 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:29,482 Away from her overbearing family. 390 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,964 [GrandPat] When suddenly, 391 00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:33,620 she heard a mysterious sound 392 00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:37,482 coming from inside the old tool shed. 393 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,896 [whimpers] 394 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,482 [GrandPat] So she wandered in to investigate. 395 00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:47,482 Ooh! Me next! I'll keep the story going! 396 00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,655 The little girl shook with horror. 397 00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:52,965 No one had cleaned the shed for years. 398 00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:53,999 [yelps] 399 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,241 There were dust bunnies 400 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,068 in every nook and cranny, 401 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,793 cobwebs hanging from the shelves. 402 00:18:59,862 --> 00:19:02,931 There was mildew forming on the shower curtain! 403 00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:06,000 There's a bathtub in the shed? 404 00:19:06,068 --> 00:19:08,517 Real scary, Mom. 405 00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:11,275 I know! Your turn, Cecil. 406 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,378 Thanks, hun. 407 00:19:12,379 --> 00:19:13,586 Without warning, 408 00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:15,724 a large silhouette emerged, 409 00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:20,172 bearing the shape of a horrifying, bloodsucking... 410 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,655 -Bat. -[Cecil] No! 411 00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:23,172 A mustache! 412 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:26,000 -[snarls] -[screams] 413 00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:27,965 [Squidina pants] 414 00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:30,586 -[whimpers] -[roars] 415 00:19:30,724 --> 00:19:32,724 [Cecil] The little girl ran inside 416 00:19:32,827 --> 00:19:35,862 and mustache-proofed the entire house. 417 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,137 [Squidina grunts] 418 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:39,586 [Cecil] But forgot to lock... 419 00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:41,379 -[door creaks] -...the front door! 420 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,620 -[screams] -[lightning crashes] 421 00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:45,517 As usual. 422 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,931 -[shudders] -Your turn, son. 423 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,896 Candy corn! Bu-bu-bubblegum! 424 00:19:51,897 --> 00:19:53,378 Ha-ham and cheese and waffles! 425 00:19:53,379 --> 00:19:56,793 [screams] I can't think! I'm too scared! 426 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,620 Okay, let's wrap this up. 427 00:20:00,137 --> 00:20:03,034 Suddenly, the doorknob rattles... 428 00:20:03,172 --> 00:20:04,222 -[thud] -Huh?! 429 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,034 Uh-uh, and then what happened, Squidina? 430 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,933 -And the door creaks open? -? suspenseful music plays ? 431 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,620 [creaks] 432 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:16,206 And something scary creeps in? 433 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,137 [thunder crashes] 434 00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:20,206 [screaming] 435 00:20:20,207 --> 00:20:21,999 -? music stops abruptly -Psych! 436 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,586 I finished with my dad's molting issues early 437 00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:27,137 and I thought we could still have a sleepover! 438 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:28,896 [in unison] Phew! 439 00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:31,310 I'm not interrupting anything, am I? 440 00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,551 Oh, uh-uh, not at all. 441 00:20:33,689 --> 00:20:35,689 I suppose Squidina wants to get back 442 00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:38,862 to her original slumber party plan. 443 00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:40,862 Let's get a move on, gang. 444 00:20:40,965 --> 00:20:45,000 I guess I'll go to my room and stare at the wall. 445 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,000 [light bulb dings] 446 00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:52,517 I really appreciate all you guys did for me tonight. 447 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:55,517 But there's one thing we forgot. 448 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:57,965 What's that, Squidina? 449 00:20:58,068 --> 00:21:01,344 [grunting] 450 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:03,103 [both] Pillow fight! 451 00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:04,275 [both grunt] 452 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,310 You asked for it! 453 00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:10,000 ? "1812 Overture" by Tchaikovsky playing ? 454 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,000 ? song ends ? 455 00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:59,448 This really was the best slumber party ever! 456 00:22:04,034 --> 00:22:06,827 ?? 457 00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:11,427 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29988

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