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Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents! Ow!
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This is my dad!
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? whimsical music plays ?
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This is my mom! [chuckles]
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[giggles]
This is my sister! She's shy.
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This is my grandpa!
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This is my room!
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And this...
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[cheering]
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This is my show!
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??
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[Squidina] Once again,
it's time for... Unboxed!
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The segment where Patrick Star
unboxes boxes!
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Hey there, box-heads!
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Are you guys ready
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to open
some boxes?
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[all cheering] Yeah!
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Alright!
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Here we go!
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I've got
my child safety scissors,
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and...
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Ow!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Oh!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Ow!
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Oh, oh!
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[grunting, munching]
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[grunts]
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[frustrated grunting]
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Here, let me help you with that.
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? mellow music playing ?
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'Kay. All good.
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Yay!
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Unboxing!
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Now to reveal what's inside!
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[all cheering] Woo!
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[loud thunk]
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It's a real, live torpedo!
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Pretty cool, huh?
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-[loud thunk]
-Oops.
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[crowd screams]
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[loud sigh] Not again.
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[siren wailing]
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Ow! Ehh!
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Another day,
another three-alarm fire.
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Yep. Yep, yep.
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They probably should've
bubble-wrapped
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that torpedo, huh?
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Ya think?
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? lively fanfare playing
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[clinks]
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We oughta go for a drive
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and pick up
some aloe vera today.
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Alright! Everybody remain calm!
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??
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-? music stops
-There!
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Mr. Fire Chief Man, aren't you
forgetting something?
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[soft squeak]
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Oh. Whoops!
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Now listen up!
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Before I extinguish you folks,
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I have a very important message!
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Excuse me, young man!
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Would you be a dear
and refill my water bottle?
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Absolutely, ma'am!
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Looks like there are a few
gentlemen left in this world.
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Show-off.
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[Granny Tentacles]
Gotta stay hydrated!
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[fire chief] Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. It's very important.
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And... we're full!
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Well, that's just wonderful.
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Thank you!
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Now where were we?
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Now I remember!
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In light of the daily fires
at the Star home,
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The Patrick Show
cannot continue!
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[both gasp]
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Unless...
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Patrick and Squidina
agree to watch a safety video.
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Sure.
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Yeah! We can do that!
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Well, alrighty then!
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Now, don't make us
come back here! Understood?
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[together] Yes, sir.
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Squidina? I think
this videotape is broken.
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Good! 'Cause I'd rather watch
the safety video we made!
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We made a safety video?
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Yup! Earlier this morning.
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[whirs]
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[beeping]
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[Squidina] The Patrick Show
presents,Safety First
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And Last!
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An info-taining video
that will help you
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stay safe and not die.
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Hey, you want some popcorn?
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Sure!
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[annoyed] Thanks.
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-[munching]
-[bright music playing in video]
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Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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If you're watching this video,
then you're like me,
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and you want to be safer.
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Hah!
I'm nothing like that weirdo!
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Hmm, what's this rope for?
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[loud thud]
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[Squidina] Lesson 1:
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Don't pull that rope!
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I wish I coulda watched
this video before we shot it!
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If ya go around pullin'
every rope you see,
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there's a good chance
you'll end up in the hospital.
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So, stay safe with our simple
and foolproof motto.
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SAEF:
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Safety Always Everywhere First!
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Hey! What's this rope for?
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-[squeaks]
-[loud thunk]
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Now I'd like to introduce you
to two friends of mine
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for a series of safety demos.
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This is Mr. Goodboy.
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He does everything in life
the safe way.
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And this is Mr. Whoopsie.
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He does everything
the wrong way.
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The unsafe way.
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[loud thunk]
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Now, let's see them in action!
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Lesson 2: Hole-y Moly!
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An open manhole in the street?
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Uh-oh!
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Let's watch how Mr. Whoopsie
handles this situation.
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??
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Uh-oh!
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A dangerous, open manhole?!
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I know what to do!
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Jump it with my skateboard!
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Hut, hut, hut, hut!
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[groans] Whoa!
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They don't call him Mr. Whoopsie
for nothin'.
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Let's watch Mr. Goodboy
safely deal
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with the same stupid manhole.
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This is unsafe,
but I know exactly what to do!
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[beeping]
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[Squidina] With that hole filled
with cement,
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nobody's gonna get hurt!
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Then, in just 24 to 48 hours,
the cement is dry,
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and Mr. Goodboy
can keep right on walking!
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Oh, and, uh, Lesson 2B:
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Avoid sewers and cement
and whatnot.
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Words to live by.
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[Squidina] Lesson 3:
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Whoopsie in the Workshop!
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On set, we work with a lot
of dangerous tools.
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Let's see how Mr. Whoopsie
handles himself
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in the workshop.
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Pause! Can you see
where Mr. Whoopsie went wrong?
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[timer ticking]
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[bell rings]
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That's right!
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His workshop is in the middle
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of an active six-lane highway.
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Did you see how Mr. Goodboy
handled the situation?
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No? Let's wind it back.
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And stop!
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There!
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As you can see,
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Mr. Goodboy
has his seat belt on,
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his hands at ten and two,
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and his emergency fuzzy dice
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hanging
from his rearview mirror.
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Do you think I look good
in a hat?
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No.
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Okay.
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[Squidina] Lesson 4:
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Making Copies!
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Mr. Whoopsie needs to make
a copy of today's script.
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But instead of doing it
properly,
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looks like he's going to do it
the Whoopsie Way.
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-[alarm blaring]
-[popping]
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Dang thing's on the fritz again.
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[Squidina] Because of you!
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[audience boos]
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[grunts] Looks like
it's up to me to fix it!
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Prolly a paper jam.
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-Just gotta- Whoa!
-[whirs]
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Prolly a paper jam.
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Just gotta- Whoa!
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Prolly a paper jam.
Just gotta-
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-Whoa!
-Prolly a paper jam.
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-Just gotta-
-Whoa!
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[overlapping]
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Everybody conga!
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? A rum pum pum pum pum! ?
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Wrong! Nobody conga!
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Conga lines
are no laughing matter.
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Recent studies show
that conga lines
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cause ten times
more workplace accidents
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than all other types
of dance combined.
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And while the conga might seem
like an innocent dance,
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it almost always ends
in tragedy.
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But that needn't be the case!
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Let's watch
as Mr. Goodboy demonstrates
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proper conga procedure.
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? bright musical transition ?
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-[flatly] ? Cha, cha, cha
-[maracas rattle]
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? bright music plays
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[Squidina] Lesson 5:
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Interviews and You!
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And we are back!
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Our guest today
is Killtron-5000.
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[audience cheering]
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Killtron, spring has sprung!
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You got any plans?
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Besides your, uh, blueprints.
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-[giggles]
-[audience laughs]
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I was actually thinking
about taking my kids out
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to our lake house this weekend.
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It's simply beautiful out there
and we couldn't love it more.
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Lake house? You swim often?
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Or are you a little... rusty?
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-[mocking laugh]
-[audience laughs]
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Okay, I let the blueprint joke
slide, but that is just rude.
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Killtron, we actually have a...
[stifled laugh]
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...surprise for you!
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A very special guest.
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Your father is backstage
right now!
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My father? I cannot believe it!
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[Patrick] You haven't seen him
since the Diode Wars
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of Andromeda.
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Here he is, fresh back
from Bikini Bottom's...
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Recycling Center!
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[clacks]
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-? dejected music plays ?
-[audience laughs]
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[snickers]
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[huge laugh]
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Okay, that is it.
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The robot revolution begins now.
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Submit to Killtron!
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-Surrender now, flesh bags.
-[audience screams]
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-[explodes]
-[beeps, whirs]
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The Do's and Don'ts
of the Robot Revolution.
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Firstly, never-
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-? tense music plays
-Always trust a robot.
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Robots are here to protect you.
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So please,
let them put your brain
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in a jar of cerebral fluid
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kept at an even 33 degrees.
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And remember,
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when it comes
to the Robot Revolution,
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be SAEF:
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Serve Androids Earnestly
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and Faithfully.
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And don't forget
your protective eyewear.
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? music ends ?
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Welp, that's it!
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Hope you learned a thing or two.
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Um, Squidina, I have a question.
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What's up, Patrick?
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What do I do
if I'm on fire again?
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Y'know, that wasn't covered
in the tape.
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And-and what do I do
if there's a giant robot
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-coming to destroy us?
-[loud footsteps]
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Oh, Patrick, now I know
you weren't listening!
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When it comes
to the Robot Revolution...
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[both] Be SAEF!
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Hmm, what is this rope for?
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-[groans]
-[ship horn honks]
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??
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00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:26,136
[Patrick] ? Shopping,
shopping, shopping ?
268
00:11:26,137 --> 00:11:28,310
? Shopping,
shopping, shopping ?
269
00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:30,137
Oh, I love
some shopping!
270
00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:31,291
My baby!
271
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:33,344
? conga line music playing ?
272
00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:36,172
Wow! This store has everything!
273
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:37,655
[singsong] Coochie-coo.
274
00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,172
[woman clears throat]
275
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,310
May I help you?
276
00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:44,258
-[microwave dings]
-No, thank you.
277
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:46,586
I can carry these home myself.
278
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:49,379
-Oh! [panting]
-[baby babbling]
279
00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:53,344
If you intend to walk out
with these items,
280
00:11:53,448 --> 00:11:55,793
you'll need to pay.
281
00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:56,965
Pay?
282
00:11:57,068 --> 00:11:58,118
[groans]
283
00:11:58,172 --> 00:11:59,275
With money.
284
00:11:59,276 --> 00:12:00,309
[clinks]
285
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:01,689
Mo... ney?
286
00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,783
-[stifled groan]
-[microwave dings]
287
00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:04,931
Yes, money.
288
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:07,000
You know, the thing you inherit
289
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:08,551
from your rich family?
290
00:12:08,689 --> 00:12:10,827
Or in your case,
when you get a...
291
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,793
[winces] ...job.
292
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:15,241
Huh?! I get a job?!
293
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,379
-[loud thud]
-Oh-ho-ho!
294
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:18,620
Thank you!
295
00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:20,206
Uh, w-watch my stuff.
296
00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:22,068
I'll be back with a money.
297
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,084
[microwave dings]
298
00:12:24,085 --> 00:12:25,171
[whirring]
299
00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:27,827
[yawns]
300
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,137
[whirring stops]
301
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,413
Mondays, huh?
302
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,379
Ha! They're the best!
303
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:35,551
'Cause it's my first day
on the job!
304
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,310
Here! Let me help!
305
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:38,912
Eh, meep.
306
00:12:38,913 --> 00:12:39,895
[whirring resumes]
307
00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:41,896
[blabbering]
308
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,896
[grunting]
309
00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:48,068
[grunting]
310
00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:50,482
Ooh! Someone's coming!
311
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,586
[groans]
312
00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:57,344
Where is that pink oaf?
313
00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:03,172
? tense music playing ?
314
00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:13,620
[struggling grunt]
315
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,275
[grunting]
316
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:20,724
[groans, sobs]
317
00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:22,793
[loud crying]
318
00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:26,517
That mannequin ate my ice cream!
319
00:13:27,448 --> 00:13:29,758
That's what you said last time.
320
00:13:31,103 --> 00:13:32,586
But, Mom!
321
00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:33,896
Come on!
322
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,034
[yelps, groans]
323
00:13:38,103 --> 00:13:41,758
Huh? What on earth
happened here?!
324
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:46,068
? lively music playing ?
325
00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:50,310
-Meep?
-Oh, yes, meep me.
326
00:13:51,379 --> 00:13:52,429
More.
327
00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:53,827
Little more.
328
00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,482
Little more.
329
00:13:56,483 --> 00:13:57,757
[coughs]
330
00:13:57,758 --> 00:13:58,862
Meep!
331
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,118
Perfect.
332
00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:03,636
Uh-oh.
333
00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:05,758
You can't be sleeping
on the job.
334
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,206
Oh. Don't worry.
335
00:14:08,344 --> 00:14:09,655
I'll cover for you.
336
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,586
-Ahh!
-[glass shatters]
337
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:14,517
[clears throat] Hello, ma'am.
338
00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:16,758
Try our new fragrance?
339
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:18,620
Why, certainly!
340
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,448
Mmm!
341
00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:24,206
Ma'am. Try our new fragrance?
342
00:14:24,344 --> 00:14:26,103
Oh, I would love to!
343
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,965
[coughs]
344
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,862
Sir! Try our new-
345
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,103
[whimpers]
346
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,310
Sir? Sir?!
347
00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:35,447
Sir!
348
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:39,275
Leave me alone! [panting]
349
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,655
Sir!
350
00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:43,379
-I don't want it!
-[grunting]
351
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,965
[panicked groaning]
352
00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:47,620
Sir! [groans]
353
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:49,103
Sir! [groans]
354
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,965
Sir! [grunts]
355
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,137
[woozy groan]
356
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,827
? dark music plays ?
357
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:59,448
[bottle clinking]
358
00:14:59,862 --> 00:15:01,517
No! No, no!
359
00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,103
I beg you! No!
360
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:07,206
Would you like to try
our new fragrance?
361
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:10,034
-? lively music resumes
-[sighs] Fine.
362
00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:12,586
[sniffs]
363
00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:17,482
Hey! It's like I've died
and gone to heaven!
364
00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:18,689
Ahh!
365
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,344
? somber music plays ?
366
00:15:21,345 --> 00:15:22,447
Huh?
367
00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:23,724
? heavenly music plays ?
368
00:15:23,862 --> 00:15:25,620
[excited giggles]
369
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,517
-? music stops
-Hmm.
370
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,896
? "William Tell Overture"
plays ?
371
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,931
-[whinny]
-Yee-haw!
372
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:34,034
-? music stops
-Hmm?
373
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:36,034
Clean up on aisle five!
374
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,931
? lively music resumes ?
375
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,413
Off you go, boy! Ha!
376
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,068
[grunts]
377
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,275
[woozy groaning]
378
00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:47,103
You imbecile!
379
00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:49,620
Where is your manager?!
380
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,413
-Meep meep.
-[both groan]
381
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,103
Finally, a manager appears!
382
00:15:54,827 --> 00:15:56,241
Manager?
383
00:15:56,379 --> 00:15:58,862
Promoted already!
384
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:00,827
How can I help you, sir?
385
00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:02,655
Take five, buddy, I got this.
386
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:07,689
I require the perfect ball
for my extremely expensive,
387
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:12,448
and most favorite golf club,
Cynthia.
388
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:14,068
[wolf whistles]
389
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:16,275
What a beauty!
390
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:19,310
-Let's try out some balls!
-[groaning]
391
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,517
Hey, wait!
392
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,241
[grunts] Fore!
393
00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:27,000
-[glass shatters]
-Not bad.
394
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:30,344
Alright, how 'bout this one?
395
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,172
Stop that! [groans]
396
00:16:33,275 --> 00:16:35,379
-Five!
-My club!
397
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:36,793
Two! Nice.
398
00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:38,067
-[crash]
-[girl screams]
399
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,620
Oh! Uh, three!
400
00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:40,619
[groans]
401
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,482
That felt pretty good too!
402
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,827
Oh! I have the best idea!
403
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,448
[strained groan]
404
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,172
[woozy groan]
405
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,620
Huh? Wait!
406
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:51,808
Banana!
407
00:16:51,896 --> 00:16:52,946
[groans]
408
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:54,793
Hmm? [grunts]
409
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:57,241
Aw, this thing is defective!
410
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,620
Stop!
411
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:00,482
Poor Cynthia!
412
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:04,413
I'll never be able
to golf again.
413
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:06,137
Aww, don't worry.
414
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:08,724
There's lots of ways
to stay fit.
415
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,724
Oh! Like the stair machine!
416
00:17:11,827 --> 00:17:13,310
? playful music playing ?
417
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:14,739
[giggles]
418
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,344
-Ahh!
-Push it! Push it!
419
00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:18,206
Push it! Come on!
420
00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:20,172
Dig! Dig! Dig!
421
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,309
-[panting]
-[shoppers scream]
422
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,655
-Hey!
-Ahh!
423
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,034
-[whistle blows]
-Hey!
424
00:17:25,137 --> 00:17:28,793
Only one person
on the stair machine at a time!
425
00:17:28,794 --> 00:17:30,205
Ahh!
426
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:31,585
-[loud crash]
-[yelling]
427
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,724
[woozy groan] Lemme show ya
how it's done.
428
00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:37,688
Uh-oh.
429
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,310
[shredding]
430
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:45,068
Huh. Looks like I've been moved
431
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,222
to a new department!
432
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:49,172
Merchandise on the floor?!
433
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,758
[grunts]
434
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:53,498
Ow!
435
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,360
[rumbling]
436
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,724
-[shoppers scream]
-[whimpers]
437
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,000
You have to stop that menace.
438
00:18:00,068 --> 00:18:01,655
What did he look like?
439
00:18:02,758 --> 00:18:04,896
All back to normal!
440
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:07,517
[giggling]
441
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,310
[woman] Excuse me! Um...
442
00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:13,344
Do you know which mattress
is the springiest? [giggles]
443
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:14,793
Let me check!
444
00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:17,310
-[crash]
-[screams]
445
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,689
[crashing]
446
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:19,930
? playful music playing ?
447
00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,172
-[thud]
-Huh?
448
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:22,291
[thud]
449
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,827
Huh? Huh? Ahh!
450
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,965
Gah! Ooh! What's this thingy?
451
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:29,310
[groaning]
452
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,689
[beeps]
453
00:18:33,482 --> 00:18:36,551
It is with a heavy heart
that I announce
454
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:40,448
the disappearance of my son,
Patrick Star.
455
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:44,034
If you're out there, Patrick,
please come home!
456
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:45,965
But, on the bright side,
457
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:48,827
I get to host
The Patrick Show today!
458
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:51,206
Hey, it's my show!
459
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:55,413
Today, we're making
a Sandwich � la Cecil,
460
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:56,965
with a healthy twist.
461
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,068
Whole foods only!
462
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,222
Wow.
463
00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:03,517
The camera really does add
40 years.
464
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,344
-Hmm. Huh?
-[door slams]
465
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:08,000
[Lady Upturn] Oh! Gustavo!
466
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,551
Someone is destroying
my department store!
467
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:16,827
We must track them down
before we're financially ruined!
468
00:19:16,965 --> 00:19:19,655
Oh. You look different.
Have you had work done?
469
00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:24,000
[chuckles] Yeah. Today
I've gotten a lotta work done.
470
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:26,827
[clears throat]
Uh, the witnesses are here
471
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,931
to help us sketch out
an image of the suspect.
472
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:32,137
-Go ahead.
-He was star-shaped.
473
00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:33,620
Like an idiot!
474
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:34,827
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
475
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,551
He was pink
and he smelled terrible!
476
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,344
Oh, I know the type.
477
00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:43,310
He was a dum-dum poopy-head!
478
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:45,413
Most criminals are, son.
479
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,034
Meep meep!
480
00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:48,067
[all gasp]
481
00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:50,689
Well, I-I wouldn't go thatfar.
482
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:53,655
Don't worry, I'm trained to hear
this kind of thing.
483
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,034
Alright.
484
00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:57,551
-[bell dings]
-I think we've got him!
485
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,000
Here you are, ma'am.
486
00:19:59,001 --> 00:19:59,999
[gasp]
487
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,620
Frightful!
488
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,206
Ooh! Lemme see!
489
00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:05,172
? tense music plays
490
00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:06,965
Hmm.
491
00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:08,655
Huh! Wow!
492
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:11,827
That is one ugly son
of a sunfish!
493
00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:14,103
[laughs]
494
00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:15,171
Huh?
495
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,206
Hey, wait a minute!
496
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:19,448
It's that guy from TV!
497
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,310
Ya got yer whole cheese!
498
00:20:21,379 --> 00:20:23,517
Ya got yer whole cheese!
499
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:28,620
Excuse me, boss, you want
I should send in the boys?
500
00:20:28,689 --> 00:20:30,172
Yeah, that sounds fun!
501
00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,000
Ya got yer whole cheese!
502
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,861
-Ya got yer- Huh?
-[siren wailing]
503
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,103
[Squidina] Who are you?
504
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:37,343
-What's goin' on? Ahh!
-[punches landing]
505
00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:38,413
Got him!
506
00:20:38,482 --> 00:20:41,000
Well done, Gustavo!
507
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:43,379
-Huh?
-Phew.
508
00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:46,896
Well, that's enough work
for one day. Am I right?
509
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,586
? comedic music playing ?
510
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:52,241
I'll say!
You're the real miscreant
511
00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,206
who wrecked my store!
512
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:55,793
You're fired!
513
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:57,862
But-but-
514
00:20:58,310 --> 00:21:00,172
[groans]
515
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:01,325
Huh?
516
00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:03,655
What's all this for?
517
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:09,137
It's your golden parachute
and executive severance package.
518
00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:11,758
Don't spend it all in one place!
519
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:14,000
Meep meep meep meep meep.
520
00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:17,379
What?! My store is bankrupt?
521
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:19,241
Meep meep meep meep meep.
522
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:24,034
That severance package
was the last of our money?!
523
00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:26,275
-Meep meep.
-And the store
524
00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:30,137
is only worth one dollar?!
525
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:33,172
-Hey! I have a dollar!
-[dings]
526
00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:35,413
Congratulations
on your acquisition
527
00:21:35,551 --> 00:21:36,793
of the store, sir!
528
00:21:36,931 --> 00:21:38,379
[Lady Upturn cries]
529
00:21:38,448 --> 00:21:41,862
How am I to support myself now?!
530
00:21:41,931 --> 00:21:44,379
Uh, maybe you could get a job.
531
00:21:44,482 --> 00:21:48,586
Yeah! I'm sure there's
an opening here at my store!
532
00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:50,172
I'd rather-
533
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:52,758
? playful music playing ?
534
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,034
[muttering]
535
00:21:55,103 --> 00:21:57,482
Keep it up, Lady, and one day,
536
00:21:57,586 --> 00:22:00,000
I might promote you
to mannequin!
537
00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:03,000
I am offended!
538
00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:05,655
? Shopping, shopping,
I love shopping ?
539
00:22:05,656 --> 00:22:06,585
? music ends ?
540
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:09,344
??
541
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:13,944
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