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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:08,827 Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,931 --> 00:00:12,275 And I live with my parents! Ow! 3 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,620 This is my dad! 4 00:00:16,724 --> 00:00:19,241 This is my mom! [chuckles] 5 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:22,482 [giggles] This is my sister! She's shy. 6 00:00:22,586 --> 00:00:24,931 This is my grandpa! 7 00:00:25,344 --> 00:00:26,862 This is my room! 8 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:28,551 And this... 9 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,103 [cheering] 10 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:34,034 This is my show! 11 00:00:36,413 --> 00:00:39,379 ?? 12 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:41,343 [Quasar] Captain's Diary. 13 00:00:41,344 --> 00:00:43,206 I am commencing negotiations 14 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:44,896 with an alien civilization 15 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,172 whose planet is rich 16 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:49,034 in a rare and valuable fuel source, 17 00:00:49,137 --> 00:00:51,517 pilithium pickles. 18 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:54,137 The galaxy needs those pickles. 19 00:00:54,241 --> 00:00:56,172 And so does my bank account! 20 00:00:56,275 --> 00:00:58,931 -Initiating first contact now. -[beeps] 21 00:01:04,206 --> 00:01:05,517 [beeping] 22 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:10,310 Oh! Look at the size of that brain! 23 00:01:10,413 --> 00:01:12,655 But can we communicate? 24 00:01:14,689 --> 00:01:15,739 Of course! 25 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:18,620 Mathematics, the universal language. 26 00:01:18,724 --> 00:01:22,310 One, two, three, four... 27 00:01:22,827 --> 00:01:24,000 [snorts] 28 00:01:25,206 --> 00:01:26,256 Huh? 29 00:01:26,689 --> 00:01:29,137 Oh! I hope I didn't insult them 30 00:01:29,206 --> 00:01:31,724 using math that was too simple. 31 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:36,620 10C divided by 10 equals? 32 00:01:36,621 --> 00:01:38,171 C. 33 00:01:38,172 --> 00:01:41,275 Yes! Excellent! C! 34 00:01:42,172 --> 00:01:44,172 C... food! 35 00:01:44,241 --> 00:01:45,896 Ah! [laughs] 36 00:01:46,034 --> 00:01:47,344 [munches] 37 00:01:47,448 --> 00:01:48,689 Hmm. 38 00:01:48,793 --> 00:01:50,233 Clearly these negotiations 39 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,379 need to be done in person. 40 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:58,275 Alright, Pat-Tron, go talk to the aliens. 41 00:01:58,379 --> 00:01:59,827 Salutations. 42 00:01:59,931 --> 00:02:02,827 We are honored to make your acquaintance. 43 00:02:05,034 --> 00:02:06,586 ? quirky music plays ? 44 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:09,241 Tastes like space chicken! 45 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:11,137 Space chicken?! 46 00:02:11,586 --> 00:02:13,000 [Pat-Tron whimpers] 47 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:15,896 Chicken! Chicken! 48 00:02:15,965 --> 00:02:17,862 Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk! 49 00:02:17,931 --> 00:02:20,206 I hate to break it to you, Captain, 50 00:02:20,275 --> 00:02:23,172 but these guys don't seem very bright. 51 00:02:23,275 --> 00:02:26,586 I mean, I'm just spitballin' here but- 52 00:02:26,724 --> 00:02:27,931 [both] Spitballs?! 53 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:29,275 [both inhale] 54 00:02:29,276 --> 00:02:30,964 -[grunts] -[alarm blaring] 55 00:02:30,965 --> 00:02:33,015 [automated voice] Stupidity overload. 56 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,000 So dumb! 57 00:02:36,103 --> 00:02:38,827 Too dumb for my circuits! 58 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,034 [shivering] 59 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:43,550 [Quasar] We're going to need another translator. 60 00:02:43,551 --> 00:02:45,172 Who do I know that can talk 61 00:02:45,275 --> 00:02:48,344 to the dumbest aliens in the galaxy? 62 00:02:48,448 --> 00:02:49,827 [gasps] Hey! 63 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:53,137 Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 64 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,896 [audience cheers and applauds] 65 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:59,137 And today's very special guest is... 66 00:03:00,896 --> 00:03:02,137 Huh? 67 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:05,689 A special guest? Amazing. 68 00:03:05,793 --> 00:03:06,843 Who is it? 69 00:03:06,965 --> 00:03:08,034 Uh... 70 00:03:08,137 --> 00:03:09,586 I think it's you. 71 00:03:10,137 --> 00:03:12,862 Me? [gasps] That is amazing. 72 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,482 But I shouldn't be surprised. 73 00:03:14,551 --> 00:03:16,481 Just look at what I found this morning. 74 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,344 A lucky penny. 75 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,498 Isn't it amazing? 76 00:03:19,586 --> 00:03:21,517 There's even a little feller on it. 77 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,931 -A penny'll fit in your hand. -[snores] 78 00:03:24,034 --> 00:03:25,604 -It'll fit in your pocket. -Oh! 79 00:03:25,689 --> 00:03:27,655 It'll fit in a coin purse, or a... 80 00:03:28,724 --> 00:03:29,827 Patrick Star? 81 00:03:29,965 --> 00:03:31,068 Present! 82 00:03:31,172 --> 00:03:33,000 Patrick, I need you 83 00:03:33,103 --> 00:03:35,000 for a very important mission. 84 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:38,000 Something that requires your, erm... 85 00:03:38,137 --> 00:03:39,931 unique intellect. 86 00:03:40,034 --> 00:03:42,724 You need a smarty pants, eh? [chuckles] 87 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:45,517 Good thing I wore my smarty shirt too. 88 00:03:45,655 --> 00:03:48,827 But wait, if I'm here, who's hosting my show? 89 00:03:48,965 --> 00:03:52,655 Don't worry. I found a suitable replacement. 90 00:03:53,793 --> 00:03:56,758 You know, the only thing better than a penny... 91 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,517 is two pennies. 92 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,155 There's a fella on this one too. 93 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:03,517 -And hey, they look alike. -I like that guy! He's funny! 94 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:06,103 ...could be brothers. Or cousins. Or uncles. 95 00:04:06,104 --> 00:04:07,930 [Quasar] Captain's Diary. 96 00:04:07,931 --> 00:04:09,895 As we return to the pickle-rich planet, 97 00:04:09,896 --> 00:04:12,241 I have briefed Patrick on his mission. 98 00:04:12,344 --> 00:04:15,241 Got it. You want me to talk to these pickles 99 00:04:15,379 --> 00:04:17,379 so they can give you their aliens? 100 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:19,413 Other way around. 101 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,344 -Oh! -[neck cracks] 102 00:04:21,448 --> 00:04:24,551 You want me to talk to these pickles so they can- 103 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:25,705 [groans] 104 00:04:25,758 --> 00:04:28,034 You're right, Captain. Enough talk. 105 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:30,724 We're men of action. Let's go! 106 00:04:30,725 --> 00:04:31,895 [strained grunts] 107 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,931 -Hello, aliens! -[whooshes] 108 00:04:34,517 --> 00:04:37,551 -[screams] -[sighs deeply] 109 00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,310 [Patrick babbles] 110 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:41,758 ? suspenseful music plays ? 111 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:43,137 [babbles] 112 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:45,724 [Patrick screams] 113 00:04:48,482 --> 00:04:50,379 You okay there, Patrick? 114 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:53,379 Fine! How are you? 115 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:55,034 [coughs, laughs] 116 00:04:55,103 --> 00:04:58,275 -? whimsical music plays -[aliens laughing] 117 00:05:01,724 --> 00:05:02,793 Alright, Patrick. 118 00:05:02,931 --> 00:05:05,724 I need to negotiate with these knuckleheads, 119 00:05:05,793 --> 00:05:09,034 so I'll talk and you translate. 120 00:05:09,137 --> 00:05:10,344 Yes, sir! 121 00:05:12,068 --> 00:05:14,034 Ask him where his leader is. 122 00:05:14,137 --> 00:05:18,586 [slowly] Where is your leader?! 123 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:20,448 [alien noises] 124 00:05:21,206 --> 00:05:22,256 Huh? 125 00:05:22,344 --> 00:05:23,758 No, no, no. 126 00:05:23,862 --> 00:05:27,517 Not that type of leader. I want to see their ruler! 127 00:05:28,241 --> 00:05:31,827 [slowly] Show us your ruler. 128 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,050 Uh? 129 00:05:35,482 --> 00:05:39,655 Grrr! Ask him who is in charge! 130 00:05:40,586 --> 00:05:45,620 Who. Is. In. Charge? 131 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:47,103 Charge? 132 00:05:47,206 --> 00:05:48,586 Yeah, yeah! 133 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:52,067 -Charge! -[electricity buzzes] 134 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:53,793 No, no! Not that type of... 135 00:05:53,931 --> 00:05:55,482 [Quasar and Patrick scream] 136 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:57,137 ...charge. 137 00:05:58,482 --> 00:06:01,551 I'm done trying to communicate with these dumb-dumbs! 138 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:04,068 I'll just take the pickles myself. 139 00:06:04,206 --> 00:06:06,310 To the pilithium pickle mines! 140 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:11,310 Okay. How are we gonna find this platonic piccolo dimes? 141 00:06:11,379 --> 00:06:12,689 Easy-peasy. 142 00:06:12,793 --> 00:06:15,344 With my patented Pickle-Perceptor! 143 00:06:15,413 --> 00:06:18,034 We'll find that pickle mine in no time! 144 00:06:18,172 --> 00:06:20,517 ? determined music plays ? 145 00:06:21,137 --> 00:06:24,827 -[sonar beeps] -Oh, the pickles are close. 146 00:06:24,931 --> 00:06:26,413 [dings, beeps] 147 00:06:26,517 --> 00:06:27,655 [party horn blows] 148 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:28,808 Hmm. 149 00:06:28,827 --> 00:06:30,793 If these readings are correct, 150 00:06:30,862 --> 00:06:34,379 the pickle mine should be right here. 151 00:06:34,517 --> 00:06:35,862 Maybe it's down there. 152 00:06:35,965 --> 00:06:37,103 Down where? I- 153 00:06:37,862 --> 00:06:39,551 Of course. 154 00:06:39,552 --> 00:06:40,585 [screams] 155 00:06:40,586 --> 00:06:42,034 [Patrick] Piranha-Toes! 156 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,172 [both grunt] 157 00:06:45,275 --> 00:06:47,034 [groans] 158 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:49,896 -? uplifting music plays -Great jumping jackpots! 159 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,655 We've hit the pickle mine mother lode! 160 00:06:52,724 --> 00:06:55,482 Yay! The thing we're looking for! 161 00:06:55,551 --> 00:06:58,586 -Excavation time! -[pickax whooshes] 162 00:06:58,724 --> 00:07:00,965 ? upbeat montage music plays ? 163 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:02,827 [clinks] 164 00:07:11,034 --> 00:07:13,137 [clatters] 165 00:07:20,612 --> 00:07:23,826 -[whimpering] -? music fades ? 166 00:07:23,827 --> 00:07:25,724 -[teeth chatters] -Bad! Bad! 167 00:07:26,172 --> 00:07:28,448 Hey, little guy, what's the matter? 168 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:29,761 -[screams] -[scoffs] 169 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:33,862 Don't be afraid. It's just a pickle. See? 170 00:07:33,965 --> 00:07:35,551 [shudders] 171 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,068 Oh wow! 172 00:07:38,172 --> 00:07:41,000 ? ominous music plays ? 173 00:07:41,103 --> 00:07:42,551 [sniffs, slobbers] 174 00:07:42,655 --> 00:07:44,172 Mmm! 175 00:07:45,482 --> 00:07:46,532 Ah. 176 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:48,896 All these pickles are gonna make me 177 00:07:48,965 --> 00:07:51,758 the galaxy's first Dillionaire. 178 00:07:51,827 --> 00:07:53,896 [gasps] Leaping lasers! 179 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,896 -? whimsical music plays -[munches] 180 00:07:58,931 --> 00:08:03,034 Patrick, they've eaten all my pickles! 181 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:04,187 [gulps] 182 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:05,291 Not all of them. 183 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:07,034 I saved you one. 184 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:08,724 ? tense music plays ? 185 00:08:08,862 --> 00:08:10,413 Gadzooks, Patrick Star! 186 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:12,413 Those pickles aren't for eating! 187 00:08:12,517 --> 00:08:14,000 They're for making merich! 188 00:08:14,103 --> 00:08:17,379 I searched the galaxy for those priceless pickles 189 00:08:17,482 --> 00:08:21,310 and youturned them into radioactive appetizers! 190 00:08:21,379 --> 00:08:23,137 Buh-buh-behind- 191 00:08:23,206 --> 00:08:25,655 No, I won't put this behind us! 192 00:08:25,724 --> 00:08:28,758 You have half the processing power of Pat-Tron, 193 00:08:28,862 --> 00:08:30,862 and furthermore- 194 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:32,344 Not now. [inhales] 195 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:34,206 [forcefully] I said not... 196 00:08:34,310 --> 00:08:36,034 [meekly] ...now? 197 00:08:36,172 --> 00:08:39,793 [chuckles nervously] Who are you fine folks? 198 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:43,551 We are the potentates of this planet 199 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,310 that you have plundered. 200 00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:49,724 And we couldn't be further from fine! 201 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:51,689 We leave for a quick space errand 202 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,758 and return to find all our pickles 203 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:55,482 have become crumbs! 204 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:56,793 Your pickles? 205 00:08:56,896 --> 00:08:58,206 Yes. 206 00:08:58,310 --> 00:09:00,931 It took us eons to train our pets 207 00:09:01,068 --> 00:09:02,620 notto eat them! 208 00:09:02,724 --> 00:09:05,275 Now we must send the entire planet 209 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:07,413 back to obedience school. 210 00:09:07,517 --> 00:09:08,620 Pets? 211 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:09,827 -Ah! -[laughs] 212 00:09:09,828 --> 00:09:12,412 [laughs nervously] How embarrassing. 213 00:09:12,413 --> 00:09:15,758 I thought these creatures were the dominant life form 214 00:09:15,827 --> 00:09:19,931 on this planet because of their massivebrains. 215 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:21,413 [gasp] 216 00:09:21,482 --> 00:09:24,931 You thought that was a massive brain?! 217 00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:28,206 Well yes, what else could it be? [chuckles] 218 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:30,413 -[farts] -Ugh! 219 00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:31,620 Enough! 220 00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:33,344 You must pay for your crimes 221 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,413 of pickle pilfering! 222 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:37,482 Oh, of course. 223 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,482 You know, I seem to have left 224 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,793 my space wallet in the ship. 225 00:09:41,896 --> 00:09:43,655 -I'll be right back! -[beeps] 226 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,620 [growls] 227 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:52,689 Some people'll tell you that a nickel is worth five pennies, 228 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,586 but I'd pay a dozen nickels for a good penny. 229 00:09:55,587 --> 00:09:58,723 -Heck, I'd pay two dozen dimes. -[groans] Wake up, Pat-Tron. 230 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,854 We gotta reach the farthest edge of the galaxy, tout de suite! 231 00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:03,068 [rumbles] 232 00:10:03,172 --> 00:10:05,793 -Halt! -Holy smokes! 233 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,241 How did they find me?! 234 00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:10,034 -You can thank your pet! -? tense music plays ? 235 00:10:10,035 --> 00:10:11,102 Hi! 236 00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:12,793 ? music stops ? 237 00:10:12,931 --> 00:10:14,689 A pet tag?! 238 00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,102 -[Patrick grunts] -Oh yeah! 239 00:10:16,103 --> 00:10:17,243 I make Patrick wear one 240 00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:19,309 since he's always getting lost. [giggles] 241 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:20,758 Thanks, aliens! 242 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:24,241 Deploy the prisoner cube! 243 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:27,206 -? ominous music plays -[pants] Whoa! 244 00:10:27,275 --> 00:10:30,241 Pat-Tron! 245 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:32,689 [Pat-Tron] Pat-Tron's Diary. 246 00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:35,620 Big mean aliens have taken the captain. 247 00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:37,310 Now I'm all alone. 248 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:39,275 I don't know what to do. 249 00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:40,448 Captain?! 250 00:10:40,551 --> 00:10:42,310 Is it really you? 251 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:43,793 In your underpants?! 252 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:46,551 Of course it's me in my underpants! 253 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:49,344 I escaped using the teleporter. 254 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:53,103 But wait. Won't the aliens notice you're gone? 255 00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:56,241 I've found a suitable replacement. 256 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:59,103 ? tense music plays ? 257 00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:02,965 Captain Quasar, are you ready for your punishment? 258 00:11:03,034 --> 00:11:04,689 -Hey! -? upbeat music plays ? 259 00:11:04,793 --> 00:11:08,965 Are you aliens? Am I being abducted? 260 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:10,896 Uh... Sure. 261 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,724 Golly! And is this a spaceship? 262 00:11:13,827 --> 00:11:17,689 And your heads? Are they ever big and blocky! 263 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,827 I had a friend with a big blocky head. 264 00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,275 Tommy Trotter. 265 00:11:21,551 --> 00:11:22,965 ?? 266 00:11:23,068 --> 00:11:24,965 [Bunny humming happily] 267 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:30,482 Mmm! 268 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:37,655 [grunts] 269 00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:40,551 Cupcakes are in the oven! 270 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:44,137 Who wants to lick the spoon? [echoes] 271 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:47,689 -? angelic music plays -I wanna lick the spoon! 272 00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,724 I do! I do! 273 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,413 I do! I do! I do! I do! I do! I do! 274 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:58,034 [sheepishly] I wanna lick the spoon, Mama. 275 00:11:58,172 --> 00:11:59,758 Here you go, sweetie. 276 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,551 I was gonna lick that! 277 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,551 I believe Igrabbed it first! 278 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:10,413 Well, I believe it was... 279 00:12:10,517 --> 00:12:12,724 mewho grabbed it first. 280 00:12:12,793 --> 00:12:15,793 -? tense music plays -[sniffs, clears throat] 281 00:12:19,413 --> 00:12:22,379 How do we settle this? 282 00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:26,551 Same way Stars have settled disputes for centuries. 283 00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:29,724 Starin' contest. 284 00:12:29,725 --> 00:12:31,205 -[gasps] -[bowl shatters] 285 00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:34,206 The last time two Stars had a staring contest... 286 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,827 there were no survivors. 287 00:12:36,896 --> 00:12:39,724 If that's the way it's gotta be, 288 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:43,758 then that's the way it's gotta be. 289 00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:46,137 Oh, look! There's some batter left in the- 290 00:12:46,241 --> 00:12:48,103 Tomorrow. High noon. 291 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:50,827 We settle this fair and square. 292 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:54,689 Or... I could just make more cupcakes. 293 00:12:54,758 --> 00:12:58,172 Cue training montage. 294 00:12:58,275 --> 00:13:01,206 -? motivational music plays -One! Two! Three! 295 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:04,379 -[grunts] -Four! Gawk for glory! 296 00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:06,793 Five! Six! Seven! 297 00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:09,689 -[grunts] -Ogle those goggles! [laughs] 298 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:13,620 Come on! There is no "I" in eyeball! 299 00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:17,620 Yes! Press those peepers! 300 00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:20,344 Keep your eyes on the road! 301 00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:22,655 -Uh... -[eyeballs screech] 302 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:23,965 Nice save! 303 00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,586 [grunts] 304 00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,448 Look at you go! 305 00:13:28,449 --> 00:13:30,378 -[GrandPat] Woo-hoo! -[Squidina] Oh yeah! 306 00:13:30,379 --> 00:13:32,103 Eye of the tiger shark! 307 00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:35,172 -[grunts] -Yes! You're learning! 308 00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:37,586 [grunting] 309 00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:39,620 [battle cry] 310 00:13:39,621 --> 00:13:41,171 -? music stops -[bell tolls] 311 00:13:41,172 --> 00:13:42,896 [bird screeches] 312 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,620 -? Western music plays -[laughter] 313 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,827 -[gulps] -[sneers] 314 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,482 [both whimper] 315 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,827 Okay, boys, I want to see 316 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,172 a good, old-fashioned staring contest. 317 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,482 First one to blink or look away loses. 318 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,344 Winner takes the spoon! 319 00:14:09,206 --> 00:14:11,310 Oh! [chuckles nervously] 320 00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,793 And I want a clean stare-down. 321 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,551 That means no eyes tattooed on eyelids 322 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:20,172 and no eyeballs painted on glass. 323 00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:22,068 -Hmph! -Ready? 324 00:14:22,172 --> 00:14:26,206 -? tense music plays -That spoon is as good as mine! 325 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:27,827 [Bunny] Step. 326 00:14:28,482 --> 00:14:32,517 Don't count your spoons before they're licked. 327 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,172 Stare! 328 00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:43,241 Why waste a good show idea? 329 00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:44,429 ? fun music plays ? 330 00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:46,206 [cheering] 331 00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:50,344 [French Narrator] Five minutes later... 332 00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:52,689 [audience member coughs] 333 00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,551 Mom, I'm bored. 334 00:14:55,655 --> 00:14:58,172 Can we go home and do chores? 335 00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:00,689 Yeah, let's go, kids. 336 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,344 Ha! I knew it! 337 00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:06,068 Someone's already 338 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,551 getting sleepy-weepy. 339 00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:09,862 No, I'm not. 340 00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:12,758 My eyes are just boredsy-woredsy 341 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:15,724 'cause this is so... [yawns] 342 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,586 ...easy-weazy. 343 00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,206 -[banging on door] -Gah! 344 00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:20,240 Dagnabbit! 345 00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:21,965 This better be good! 346 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:23,448 Who's there? 347 00:15:24,241 --> 00:15:26,413 It's me! 348 00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:29,448 I said, "Who's there?!" 349 00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:32,103 Granny Tentacles, for kelp's sake! 350 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:35,206 I'm here for our big date. 351 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:39,793 Oooh! GrandPat's got a big date! 352 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,275 So sorry you can't stick around. 353 00:15:42,379 --> 00:15:45,655 Looks like I win the staring contest. 354 00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:46,808 Nonsense! 355 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:48,241 I'm going on this date! 356 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,068 And so are you! 357 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,586 Oh yeah? 358 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,000 Yeah! 359 00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:56,172 You're bringing Patrick on our date?! 360 00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:57,325 Grr! 361 00:15:57,344 --> 00:15:58,724 That's terrible! 362 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,413 Don't worry, it will be just like our regular dates. 363 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:04,862 Yeah. Terrible. 364 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,225 [classical music plays] 365 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:09,000 This wig powder is like our love. 366 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,413 -Dry and dusty. -[dramatic music stinger] 367 00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:14,896 See? Told you it would be fine. 368 00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:17,034 [sighs] 369 00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,620 Can I have some popcorn? 370 00:16:19,689 --> 00:16:21,000 Help yourself! 371 00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:24,724 Excuse me?! I paid for that popcorn! 372 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:26,241 [screams] 373 00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:34,068 No! He ate my keys! 374 00:16:34,069 --> 00:16:35,481 -[SpongeBob laughs] -Whoa! 375 00:16:35,482 --> 00:16:37,310 What in Neptune's name?! 376 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,862 [laughs] 377 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,068 It's sponge o'clock![laughs] 378 00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,965 [gasps] I forgot! 379 00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:47,413 I'm supposed to meet SpongeBob at Glove World today! 380 00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:49,068 Oh, don't mind me. 381 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:53,689 Go to your little play date and forfeit the staring contest. 382 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:56,517 No way! I went on your date, 383 00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:58,517 now you're gonna go on my date! 384 00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:01,379 Alright, I will then! 385 00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,724 Fine! 386 00:17:03,344 --> 00:17:06,896 Eh. All told, one of our better dates actually. 387 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,448 ? suspenseful music plays ? 388 00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:13,034 Patrick! Over here! 389 00:17:13,137 --> 00:17:14,482 Hey, SpongeBob! 390 00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,551 Ready for Glove World? 391 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:18,758 But of course, my dear man. 392 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,241 Let's go! 393 00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:22,275 [gasps] Wait up, Patrick! 394 00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,793 Three passes please! 395 00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:27,275 Free pass? Alright! 396 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,620 Patrick! That's not me! 397 00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:31,689 Whoa there. Just where do you think you're going? 398 00:17:31,793 --> 00:17:34,379 Oh, uh, well, I'm kinda low on funds at the moment. 399 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:37,274 [laughs nervously] My friend was supposed to pay my way. 400 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:40,206 Hey, enough with the pity party, okay? 401 00:17:40,207 --> 00:17:41,343 Relax! 402 00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:42,378 I stopped you 403 00:17:42,379 --> 00:17:43,827 so you could give your friend 404 00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,068 his money back! 405 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:48,172 Today is Free Friday at Glove World! 406 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:50,551 -Free Friday?! -Yep! 407 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:53,448 Alright! Wait up, Patrick! 408 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:56,034 Don't forget your friend's... money? 409 00:17:56,137 --> 00:17:59,103 ? cheeky music plays ? 410 00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:02,482 Ready for some big-time roller coaster action, 411 00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,636 SpongeBob? 412 00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:05,310 Oh, you betcha, Patrick! 413 00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:08,275 -Uh, this way, buddy. -Hold on. 414 00:18:08,344 --> 00:18:11,103 You have to sit this one out, old-timer. 415 00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:12,310 Outrageous! 416 00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:15,137 This ticker is as strong as a whale! 417 00:18:15,275 --> 00:18:16,965 With all due respect, sir, 418 00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:18,793 Sea Stars don't have hearts. 419 00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:21,066 I can't let you on this high-velocity ride 420 00:18:21,137 --> 00:18:23,586 due to excessively flappy skin. 421 00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:25,896 Oh, looks like you can't keep up. 422 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,482 Sorry, old man. 423 00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:29,620 You think I'm giving up that easy? 424 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:32,275 I'm prepared for anything! 425 00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:37,310 Huh. Nothing here against wheelie boots on the tracks. 426 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:39,758 -Just give up! -[grunts] 427 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,275 Never! 428 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:42,896 [GrandPat pants] 429 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:45,206 -Gotcha! -Ooh! 430 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,103 Wah! 431 00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,689 [laughs] 432 00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:57,103 It's over, Gramps! Let go! 433 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:59,275 Not on my watch! 434 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,896 Um. Okay, Patrick, I think I'm gonna go now. 435 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,793 Let's do this again once your staring contest is over. 436 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,724 You mean once I win this staring contest. 437 00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:14,689 Oh right. Anyway, see ya, buddy. 438 00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:16,758 -[inhales] -Bye, SpongeBob! 439 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:21,793 This will be over in no time at all. 440 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,586 [crickets chirp] 441 00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:29,586 Isn't it past your bedtime, old man? 442 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:32,241 I ain't goin' down that easy. 443 00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:36,034 I'll stay up for a hundred years if I have to. 444 00:19:36,137 --> 00:19:37,206 Oh yeah? 445 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,068 Well, I'll stay up for 200 years! 446 00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:42,724 I'll stay up for a million! 447 00:19:42,827 --> 00:19:44,896 [Patrick] I'll stay up for infinity! 448 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,896 [GrandPat] I'll stay up for infinity plus one! 449 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:53,275 ? classical music plays ? 450 00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:23,827 [leaves rustling] 451 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,482 [birds chirping] 452 00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:27,448 [wind whistling] 453 00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:38,689 Looks like all life on the planet has gone extinct. 454 00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,517 ? Western music plays ? 455 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:42,310 Looks like it has. 456 00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:44,793 Maybe we should call a truce? 457 00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:47,344 [spits] I ain't backing down. 458 00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:51,413 Not as long as I got ground to stand on. 459 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:54,241 [rumbling] 460 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:05,482 Looks like we're out of ground to stand on, 461 00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:09,586 on account of the whole planet just blew up. 462 00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:12,137 So it did, so it did. 463 00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:14,862 Maybe now we should call a truce. 464 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,793 S'pose we should. 465 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:20,965 That spoon's probably long gone by now. [echoes] 466 00:21:21,586 --> 00:21:25,137 [Patrick] Along with everything we ever loved. 467 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,758 [GrandPat] Yep. 468 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:30,000 So... truce? 469 00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:32,655 -? majestic music builds up -Truce. 470 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,620 [both sigh in relief] 471 00:21:39,724 --> 00:21:41,448 -? music fades -[whooshes] 472 00:21:41,449 --> 00:21:44,102 -It's mine! It's mine! -Mine! Mine! 473 00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,343 -It's mine, mine! -Mine! 474 00:21:45,344 --> 00:21:46,482 [both] Mine. 475 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,482 Mine. 476 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,758 Well, y'know what thiscalls for. 477 00:21:52,827 --> 00:21:55,482 Starin' contest. 478 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:02,000 [both] Eh, you can have it. 479 00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:09,620 ?? 480 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:14,220 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31585

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