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Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents! Ow!
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This is my dad!
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This is my mom! [chuckles]
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[giggles]
This is my sister! She's shy.
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This is my grandpa!
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This is my room!
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And this...
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[cheering]
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This is my show!
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? gentle music playing ?
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[clock ticking]
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[clanging]
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-[banging]
-? music stops ?
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It's Leif Erikson Day!
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? seafarer music playing ?
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[strained grunts]
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Hi, SpongeBob! Hi!
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Happy Leif Erikson Day!
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Hinga Dinga Durgen!
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[grunts]
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[speaking vague Nordic
gibberish]
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[both chanting]
Vikings! Vikings! Vikings!
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What's with all the commotion?
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And what're you
supposed to be anyhow?
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-[crashes]
-Oh.
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Why, it's Leif Erikson Day,
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Mr. GrandPat, sir!
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We're being Vikings!
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Vikings?!
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With those plastic helmets
and that...
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[in mocking tone]
"Hinga Dinga Durgen"?!
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You wanna see a Viking?
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-I'll show you.
-[metal clanking]
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Now here's a realViking helmet!
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Is that a bucket?
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It's a helmet!
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And I know 'cause I
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was a fearsome Viking warrior!
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In Viking times!
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And a helmet like this
was the only thing
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that stood between you
and certain doom!
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So don't you soft-bellied,
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-tender little cupcakes...
-Ow.
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...tell me I don't know
about Vikings!
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Why, the stories I have
would rattle your horns off!
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The daring adventure
and the pillaging!
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Battles...
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Meatballs...
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-[snoring loudly]
-? lullaby playing ?
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We should time closet
to when GrandPat wakes up
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so we can hear
his Viking stories.
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Or we could time closet
to his Viking days
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and see them ourselves!
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[gasps]
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? Viking times, Viking times ?
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? We're gonna go
to Viking times ?
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[giggles]
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Here we go!
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[indistinct battle cries]
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Ooh!
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[crashes]
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Oh, Sven, you kidder!
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Ooh, I can't believe it.
Patrick!
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We're in a real Viking village!
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Yeah!
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And everyone looks like
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they're having lots of fun!
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-[Vikings grunting]
-[metal clanging]
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[grunts]
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Yeah! Lots of fun!
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Ooh. Look, Patrick!
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A skirmish! Let's go see.
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-That looks intense!
-[Vikings grunting]
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Yeah. Intense in-a-tent!
[laughs]
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[yells]
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[Patrick] Is that GrandPat?!
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[both] Whoa!
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[GrandPat-like laugh]
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[coughs]
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[in deep voice]
Oh, meatball boy!
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Did somebody say meatball boy?
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Hinga Dinga Durgen!
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Here I am
with my bucket o' meat!
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With juicy meatballs
as plump as my cheeks!
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So shout hooray
and jump for joy!
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'Cause here I am,
I'm the meatball boy!
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Meatballs!
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One heapin' spoon o' meatballs
comin' right up, big fella!
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Whoa!
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Whoa, whoa! Woopsie doodles!
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Ow!
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-Ooh! What happened?
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What happened is you got gravy
on my beard, meatball boy!
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So you and your soft-bellied
tender little cupcake body
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should stay out of my way
if you know what's good for you.
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-Wow, that was embarrassing.
-? music stops
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Who are you?
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We are from the future,
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where you are
a fearsome Viking warrior!
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But it looks like we got here
a little early.
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So I guess it's up to us
to mold you
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from meatball boy
into a real Viking warrior!
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In Viking times!
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So whaddya say?
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We even got your Viking helmet
nice and clean!
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Looks like a bucket to me
but whatever.
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Sure. Not like life
can get much worse.
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Okay! Let's start
with battle axe skills.
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I'll do a quick demo
with SpongeBob here.
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First, we swing back!
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-Ow!
-Let out a tri-elephant scream.
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[screams]
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And swing!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you crazy, Patrick?
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I don't want to damage
my protective helmet!
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Oh! Good thinking!
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'Kay. All good.
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Alrighty.
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-[grunts]
-Yah!
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[French Narrator]
One second later...
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One big swipe is all it takes.
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Here. Now you try!
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Round two, SB!
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-[laughs heartily]
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Let 'er rip.
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[screams]
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Whoa! Wah!
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[GrandPat] Dadgum it!
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-? music fades out
-Whoa!
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Oh boy.
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We better try
a less dangerous weapon.
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This combination fork and spoon
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is the perfect comproprize!
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What the heck am I supposed
to do with this?
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Run with it at full force and...
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jam it into SpongeBob's face!
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[giggles]
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Okay. Here goes!
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[engine revving,
tires screeching]
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Charge!
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-[laughs maniacally]
-? rock music plays ?
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-? music stops
-[squeaking]
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-? rock music plays
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Where am I?
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? lounge music playing ?
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You up for pillaging tonight?
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I dunno. I kinda wanted
to braid my beard.
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-? rock music plays
-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-? rock music stops
-Hm!
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-? fanciful music playing
-[giggles nervously]
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-? suspenseful music playing
-[growls]
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-? drumroll playing
-[laughs nervously]
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[growling]
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-[GrandPat] Ow! Ow!
-? tense music playing ?
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-? music stops
-[GrandPat groans]
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-That went well!
-Yeah!
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Not bad
for a first Viking battle!
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[yodeling]
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The most important Viking skill
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that you'll need to master
is pillow-jalopy-
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I mean, uh... pigeon jail!
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Bah! Pillar-jazz!
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Pillaging.
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What he said.
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Pillaging?
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I-I don't think
I'm ready for that.
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You're not. That's why
we're gonna start out small.
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You'll be pillaging
this clam house.
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Clam house?
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What am I supposed to pillage
from a clam house?
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Oh, you'd be surprised!
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They have really nice things.
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-Hmm?
-Well?
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What are you waiting for?
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Alright!
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? drumroll playing ?
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-Let's see here.
-? dramatic music playing ?
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Oops! My bad!
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Mmm-hmm! Ooh!
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This feels expensive!
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[snickers]
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Ow! Dagnabbit!
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The clam's not in
on the exercise?!
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Oops!
We forgot to ask for permission!
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[grunts] Ah!
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[barks]
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[screams]
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Anyhoo... Uh...
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Gimme that thing!
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There!
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-How's thatfor pillaging?
-? music fades out
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Not. Bad. At. All!
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You're ready for level two.
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-[SpongeBob] It's time for...
-[audience cheering]
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-...Village Pillage Sweep!
-? game show theme music plays ?
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How many things can you pillage
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from an actual Viking village
in 30 seconds?
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We're about to find out.
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That's right, SpongeBob!
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[SpongeBob]
Our contestant is standing by!
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[Patrick] With a shopping cart
ready to roll.
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Now let's put 30 seconds
on the time sand thingy!
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-[bell dings]
-On your mark, get set!
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[inhales and laughs]
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[Patrick] And there he goes!
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Look at him pilly-village-ing
all that underwear!
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[shopping cart squeaking]
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[Patrick]
This race is really heating up!
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[grunting]
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[SpongeBob]
Last call for tighty-whities!
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Three, two, one!
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-Huzzah!
-[bell dinging]
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I pillaged all
the Vikings' underwear!
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[voice echoing]
Vikings' underwear!
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[low growls]
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-I'm a real Viking! [laughs]
-? ominous music playing ?
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-[Viking grunting]
-[laughter winding down]
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Oh...
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[grunting]
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The Vikings are accepting him
as one of their own!
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Yay!
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Ow!
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[screaming]
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[groans weakly]
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Ow!
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[punches landing]
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-My GrandPat is a Viking.
-? seafarer music playing ?
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I'm so proud!
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-Our work here is done!
-Yup!
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-Now let's go home.
-[metal clangs]
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[both] GrandPat!
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GrandPat! GrandPat!
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[startled scream]
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GrandPat! You weren't lying!
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You really area Viking!
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You're darn tootin' I am!
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Speaking of which!
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It's time to pillage
the bathroom!
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-[snickers]
-[Cecil] Hey!
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I need that!
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I don't know how this day
could get any better!
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Who wants meatballs?
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[both] Yay!
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Best Leif Erikson Day ever!
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-[audience cheering]
-[drumroll playing]
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[all yodeling]
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You kids have
such angelic voices!
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You should yodel
on your TV program sometime!
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Hm... Wait!
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What are your fans gonna watch
while we're on vacation?
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Well, we got a guest host who,
uh, wasn't my first choice.
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But it's only for a couple
of days.
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[chuckles nervously] Hopefully
the Lawnies can make do.
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[cheering]
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[band playing music]
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[Karen]
Live from the Chum Bucket,
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Bikini Bottom's favorite
replacement
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for their favorite show...
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It's Too Late!
With Sheldon J. Plankton!
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00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:29,275
And now, here's Plankton!
264
00:12:29,276 --> 00:12:31,895
-[Lawnies cheer and applaud]
-[Plankton laughs]
265
00:12:31,896 --> 00:12:34,689
Ooh! [snickers] Alright!
266
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:36,896
Ooh! [laughs]
267
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,050
Enough!
268
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:39,655
[music stops]
269
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,931
Thanks for having me,
Bikini Bottom!
270
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:45,310
You know, this is my first time
hosting a TV show.
271
00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:48,068
They say TV rots the brain,
272
00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:49,931
but when I look
at this audience,
273
00:12:50,034 --> 00:12:51,413
I'm not too worried.
274
00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:53,827
-[cymbal and drum hit]
-[laughs]
275
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:56,517
-[coughing]
-What's wrong?
276
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:59,330
-Can't you idiots hear me?!
-[microphone feedback]
277
00:12:59,482 --> 00:13:02,379
Don't tell me
this microphone's broken.
278
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,586
We can hear you,
we just can't see you!
279
00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:07,620
Well I can take care of that.
280
00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:10,448
Let's get
a little magnification!
281
00:13:10,517 --> 00:13:12,344
-[buzzes]
-[Lawnies screaming]
282
00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:15,517
Ya know, Krabs didn't pay
a cent in income tax last year.
283
00:13:15,655 --> 00:13:18,125
He's not just cooking patties
over there, folks.
284
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:20,413
He's also cooking the books!
285
00:13:20,517 --> 00:13:21,793
[cymbal and drum hit]
286
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:24,551
[laughs]
287
00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:26,758
Still can't see me, eh?
288
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:28,827
-Spotlight, please!
-[buzzes]
289
00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,551
[screams]
290
00:13:32,620 --> 00:13:34,448
[laughs]
291
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:35,793
Grr!
292
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:38,413
I hope that stupid seastar
293
00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:41,448
is enjoying his stupid vacation!
294
00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:43,413
[tweeting and squawking]
295
00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:46,896
Here we are, family. The Alps!
296
00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:49,896
Dad, this place is a dump.
297
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,551
It's pronounced "dumph."
298
00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,068
It's Swiss.
299
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,000
Just smell that fresh air.
300
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,551
[inhales]
301
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:01,827
[raspy tone] Now that's clean!
302
00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:04,275
Time to hit the slopes!
303
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,793
Yodelayheehoo!
304
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,551
? yodel music playing ?
305
00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:11,103
[Patrick] Stinky snowball fight!
306
00:14:12,275 --> 00:14:13,689
[laughs]
307
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:15,275
[GrandPat] Watch it, punk!
308
00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:17,206
[laughs]
309
00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:20,068
Good thing
I packed my hazmat suit.
310
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:22,620
Hey, Patrick! Hyah!
311
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,137
? yodel music fades out ?
312
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:26,172
Please welcome our first guest,
313
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:29,689
a self-described
"multidisciplinary auteur"
314
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,827
here to promote
his new short film,
315
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:35,379
-it's Squidward Tentacles!
-[drumroll playing]
316
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:37,310
[one fish applauds]
317
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:39,413
[laughs giddily]
318
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,586
Thanks for being here,
Squidward.
319
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,586
So I hear you work
at the Krusty Krab?
320
00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:47,896
Part time.
321
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:49,724
It isn't much, but it helps pay
322
00:14:49,827 --> 00:14:51,275
for my art projects.
323
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,137
Like my new film!
324
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:54,896
Can we roll the clip?
325
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,724
[projector whirring]
326
00:14:56,725 --> 00:14:58,171
[dramatic music playing]
327
00:14:58,172 --> 00:15:00,896
[Squidward narrating]
Wretched existence.
328
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,034
A mind in...
329
00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:06,172
What the- Hey!
What about the rest of the clip?
330
00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:08,551
[chuckles]
Great stuff, great stuff.
331
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,689
Tell me more
about the Krusty Krab!
332
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:13,620
You know, floor plans,
safe combos,
333
00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:15,758
secret formulas...
334
00:15:15,862 --> 00:15:18,655
Well, my new film
is a deep exploration
335
00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,793
of the time
I spent working there.
336
00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:22,931
Why didn't ya say so?
337
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:25,241
Karen, roll clip!
338
00:15:25,242 --> 00:15:27,205
-[projector whirring]
-[dramatic music playing]
339
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:29,827
[Squidward narrating]
Wretched existence.
340
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:34,931
A mind in agony.[echoing]
341
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,448
A mind in agony.
342
00:15:37,449 --> 00:15:38,861
-Nope, can't do it.
-[music stops]
343
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:41,310
-[Squidward screams]
-[seat squeaking]
344
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,931
And now, for our next guest!
345
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:49,000
Heiress of a fast food chain,
it's Pearl Krabs!
346
00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:51,275
-Hi!
-[Lawnies cheering]
347
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,793
Hi, Plankton!
348
00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:57,517
So, Pearl. Krusty Krab.
349
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,655
Secret formula.
350
00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:02,000
Secret formation?!
351
00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:03,482
Like cheerleading?
352
00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:04,965
Oh, I couldn't!
353
00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:06,862
My squad would beach me!
354
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,206
No, the formula-
355
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:10,655
Well, maybe I'll just show you
this one part.
356
00:16:10,793 --> 00:16:14,172
[cheering] Rah! Rah!
Rah, rah, rah!
357
00:16:14,275 --> 00:16:16,965
Karen! Cut to commercial!
358
00:16:16,966 --> 00:16:19,309
I don't always
have time to cook,
359
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:22,034
so when my family needs
a fast, wholesome meal,
360
00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:24,689
there's only one place we go.
361
00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:28,689
? Who's got the best chum
on the ocean floor? ?
362
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,827
? Chum Bucket
It's the Chum Bucket ?
363
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:34,172
? Full of protein, nitrates,
preservatives and more ?
364
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:36,241
? Chum Bucket
It's the Chum Bucket ?
365
00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:39,344
? Who's got the edible glop
that is delicious? ?
366
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:41,689
? Chum Bucket
It's the Chum Bucket ?
367
00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:44,827
? Special ingredients,
so mysterious ?
368
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:47,000
? Chum Bucket
It's the Chum Bucket ?
369
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:48,723
[narrator]
Chum is made from ingredients
370
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,102
and is part
of a possible breakfast.
371
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:51,723
Medical treatment not included.
372
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,344
And we're back!
373
00:16:54,482 --> 00:16:58,862
Now because you've been
such a great audience...
374
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,525
[audience member] We hate you!
375
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:04,655
...we decided to give you all
a little something special.
376
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:08,413
[gasps]
An all-expense-paid vacation?
377
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:09,567
A new boat?!
378
00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:10,793
Even better!
379
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:13,275
Take a look under your seats.
380
00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:14,553
[indistinct chatter]
381
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,551
Ew!
382
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,896
-[screams]
-[retches]
383
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,931
Ew! What is this?!
384
00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:22,413
It's chum!
385
00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:25,379
You get some chum
and you get some chum!
386
00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:26,931
And you! And you!
387
00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:29,171
-Oh, you're not leaving.
-? menacing music playing ?
388
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,655
-It's too late for that!
-[buzzes]
389
00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:33,896
[monstrous laughter]
390
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:37,015
Oh!
391
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,118
[whimpers]
392
00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:39,517
[buzzes]
393
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,103
[clamoring]
394
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:42,413
[screams]
395
00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:45,689
[screaming]
396
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:47,344
[whimpering]
397
00:17:47,827 --> 00:17:49,206
[yelps]
398
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:54,482
? music fades out ?
399
00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,896
You won't get away with this!
400
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,758
Oh yeah? Who's gonna stop me?
401
00:18:00,827 --> 00:18:03,586
[all yodeling]
402
00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:06,919
Don't forget we have
to pick up the Lawnies!
403
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,482
-On it!
-[tires screeching]
404
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,586
[all scream]
405
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,000
So tell us, Mr. Krabs.
406
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:15,379
Why are you so cheap?
407
00:18:15,482 --> 00:18:18,206
I don't know.
Why are you so puny?
408
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,655
[laughs]
409
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,517
I'll show ya puny!
410
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,068
[grunts in anger]
411
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:28,172
Look. We've got some new
audience membererers.
412
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,172
Huh? This is weird.
413
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,758
[whispers]
Run. While you still can.
414
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,034
[yells] Run!
415
00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:35,827
Maybe we should go?
416
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,241
[Plankton chuckles] No.
417
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,103
I think you should stay!
418
00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:40,551
Right, Eugene?
419
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:44,620
Sure. If they like bad jokes
and a boring host.
420
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,241
[laughs]
421
00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,931
Oh shut up, you!
422
00:18:47,932 --> 00:18:50,240
-[buzzes]
-[machine whirring]
423
00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:51,205
[clanks]
424
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,689
And now, please welcome
425
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:57,275
your former host
and current hostage,
426
00:18:57,379 --> 00:18:59,241
Patrick Star!
427
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:04,000
[gasps] Patrick Star?
I love that guy!
428
00:19:04,068 --> 00:19:05,620
[laughs] Oh!
429
00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:09,000
So, Patrick, tell me
how it feels
430
00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:11,551
to lose everything
you've ever worked for.
431
00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:13,344
I feel...
432
00:19:13,482 --> 00:19:14,532
hungry.
433
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,137
We can fix that!
434
00:19:16,206 --> 00:19:17,689
[buzzes]
435
00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,413
[gasps] Chum!
436
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:21,344
[chomping]
437
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,310
I don't know
what's less appetizing,
438
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:27,896
my chum or watching him eat it.
439
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,275
-[buzzes]
-[dings]
440
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:32,482
You don't like my jokes?
441
00:19:32,586 --> 00:19:35,172
-Try my laughing gas!
-[buzzes]
442
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,724
[hisses]
443
00:19:37,896 --> 00:19:42,517
[hysterical laughter]
444
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,172
[Cecil laughing] Squidina!
445
00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:49,724
-Huh?
-Isn't this hilarious?
446
00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:51,034
[laughs maniacally]
447
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:56,862
I think it's time to return to
our regularly scheduled program.
448
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,724
-Stop!
-? heroic music playing ?
449
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:05,241
The Patrick Show
may have a pretty low bar,
450
00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:08,517
but even we draw
the line at kidnapping.
451
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,448
This is over!
452
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:13,034
We're taking our show back.
453
00:20:13,035 --> 00:20:14,067
Oh yeah?
454
00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:15,136
How're you gonna do that
455
00:20:15,137 --> 00:20:16,517
when I have your audience,
456
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,379
your time slot, your host,
457
00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:21,310
and these really big
robot arms!?
458
00:20:21,311 --> 00:20:22,861
-? music fades out
-[gulps]
459
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:24,517
-Get her, boys!
-[buzzes]
460
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:29,793
[Plankton] Slice her!
Flatten her! Smash her!
461
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,000
-[yelps]
-Poke!
462
00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:33,034
-Prod! Bury!
-[gulps]
463
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,034
-Mangle!
-[sighs]
464
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:38,724
Ooh, maybe that button
will get me more chum.
465
00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:41,344
-Clobber!
-[Patrick's body squeaks]
466
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:44,000
[pants]
467
00:20:44,103 --> 00:20:45,303
? menacing music plays ?
468
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,241
[laughs maniacally]
469
00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,965
-No!
-[grunts]
470
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:51,275
Huh?
471
00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:54,413
Wait, what's going on?
472
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:56,206
Where's my remote?
473
00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:58,241
-[buzzes]
-Uh-oh.
474
00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:01,965
-Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ow!
-? whimsical music playing
475
00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:03,137
Ouch!
476
00:21:03,241 --> 00:21:04,620
Ooh! That felt pretty good.
477
00:21:04,724 --> 00:21:06,793
Ow! Ouch! Ow!
478
00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:09,448
Patrick! You did it!
479
00:21:09,551 --> 00:21:10,601
Not yet.
480
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,000
-Where's my chum?
-[buzzes]
481
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:15,310
[Squidina yelps]
482
00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:17,758
-Aww!
-Sorry, Plankton,
483
00:21:17,827 --> 00:21:21,000
but your services
will no longer be required.
484
00:21:22,172 --> 00:21:24,137
? jazz music playing ?
485
00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:27,689
[sighs] It's nice to have things
back to normal.
486
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:31,310
Yes, I wrote
and directed it myself.
487
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:32,896
Fascinating.
488
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,241
Show the clip!
489
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:37,172
[Squidward narrating]
Wretched existence.
490
00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:42,068
A mind in agony.[echoing]
491
00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:46,000
A mind in agony.
492
00:21:46,965 --> 00:21:49,517
My mind is a prison.
493
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,724
[SpongeBob laughs]
494
00:21:52,827 --> 00:21:55,103
-Oh brother!
-Pew!
495
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:57,137
Uh-oh! We're losing 'em.
496
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:58,291
[buzzes]
497
00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:00,655
[Squidward screams]
498
00:22:00,724 --> 00:22:02,551
[laughs]
499
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,344
-Hey, a good idea's a good idea.
-[cymbal and drum hit]
500
00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:09,241
??
501
00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:13,841
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