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Hi, I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents! Ow!
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This is my dad!
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This is my mom! [chuckles]
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This is my sister! She's shy.
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This is my grandpa!
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This is my room!
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And this...
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[cheering]
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This is my show!
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[cheering]
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? spooky music playing ?
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Welcome
one and all
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to the Mystical
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Patrino
the Great
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Seance Hour!
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-Today...
-[glass shatters]
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...we will resurrect the soul
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of my beloved microwave burrito!
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-[microwave beeping]
-I overcooked it this morning
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and it died!
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In order to speak
to the great beyond,
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I'll need... [grunts]
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...my Wedgie board!
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Eeny, meeny, miney...
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Whoa!
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? eerie music playing ?
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[wind whooshing]
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-[utensils clink]
-Is that you, burrito?!
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? music abruptly ends ?
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Ay, what's the big idea?
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Yeah, this ain't Bora Bora!
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The Flim Flam Brothers?
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Aw, they aren't burritos!
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I knew I shoulda changed
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into a fresh Wedgie board
this week.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Sorry about the casting mix-up,
folks.
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Yeah, we're sorry too.
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We was on our way to a possibly
"poimonint" vacation!
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Yeah, on account of...
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[both gulp]
Our house is haunted!
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-[thunder crashes]
-[shuddering]
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Yeah! You're ghosts!
You'rehaunting it!
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-Not us!
-Another ghost!
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[both] We're being haunted!
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Ghosts can be haunted?
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This I gotta see!
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I smell a Patrick Showspecial!
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[sniffs] Maybe this is what
you're smelling.
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Oh, good!
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I was just on my way
to the incinerator.
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Let's get a move on!
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I'm sure we have a long trip
ahead of-
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And we're here!
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[Squidina]
How did we never notice
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this spooky house next door?
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I noticed it.
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Patrino the Great sees all.
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[clang]
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Welcome to our formerly
happy home.
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I can't even look at it!
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-[bell tolls]
-[door creaks]
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? light music plays ?
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Uh, what's wrong?
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I think it looks lovely!
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Yeah! That's the problem!
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Every night we trash every room
in the house...
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Deck the halls with cobwebs...
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Ghostify all the portraits!
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But in the morning...
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[both] The joint's cleaned up!
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-We'll show you what we mean.
-[wind whooshes]
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-[grunting]
-[objects clatter]
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There, all dingy and dirty.
Just how we likes it!
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[cracking]
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Now see for yourself.
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-[cracking]
-[both gasp]
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? heavenly choir sings ?
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[meows]
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[both] This place really
is haunted!
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And that's why
we need your help!
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First things first, we gotta see
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what kind of phantom foe
we're dealing with.
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So let's install
cameras everywhere!
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You got it, sis!
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[loud bang]
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Um, maybe we should let
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The Flim Flam Brothers
set these up.
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Our pleasure!
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-Bada-bing!
-Great!
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Now let's make a real mess
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to ensure
we get a ton of footage.
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[chuckles] Yeah!
Like that! You're doing it!
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Doing what now?
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? jazzy music playing
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[rapid splatting]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[screams]
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Ha! We did it, gang.
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This joint has never looked
heebier nor jeebier!
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[yawns]
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In the morning, we'll see
what the cameras picked up.
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[yawns]
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[snores]
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-[wolf howls]
-[insects chirping]
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-? pleasant music plays
-[rooster crows]
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[snores]
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Good morning,
ghost-hunting gang!
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[yawns] What's so good about-
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[screaming]
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The cleanliness
never gets less creepy!
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That ghost really went
to work last night.
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Let's see what we're up against!
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[ghostly moaning]
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[Flam] That's one
speedy specter!
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[moaning continues]
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[Flim] And scary-sounding too!
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-[moans]
-[Flam] Wait a minute!
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That's Patrick!
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[moaning]
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[Squidina gasps] What's that?!
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[moaning]
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Patrick!
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Ooh! Are we gonna get
a look at its face?
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[groans]
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[all] Patrick!
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Huh!
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That is one handsome ghost.
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Uh, Patrick, that's you.
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I'm the ghost?!
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I can walk through walls!
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[crash]
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Okay.
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Maybe I'm not the ghost.
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Alright. Time for Plan B.
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[whirring]
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The Ghost Catcher 5000!
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[all] Oh!
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Make a mess, Patrick!
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Patrick?
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[Patrick screams]
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What's that now?
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? suspenseful music playing
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[cackles]
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Huh?
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[whirring]
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[grunting]
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[discordant chord plays]
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? music fades ?
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Anybody got a Plan C?
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Well, we know one thing
ghosts can't resist...
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[both] Ghost party!
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[upbeat disco music plays
in house]
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[both] Ghost party?!
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Time for you twos to join in!
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[Squidina and Patrick scream]
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[both] Awesome!
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-Woo!
-[Patrick laughs]
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-[Flim] Yeah!
-[Flam laughs]
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[Squidina cheers]
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Patrick!
Come check out the photo booth!
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Oh-ho!
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[ghostly hiss]
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-[grumbles]
-[camera shutter clicks]
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[gibbering]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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-[all grunting]
-[Squidina screams]
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[both yelp]
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[Squidina] Huh?
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Alright! Let's see
what's under this cloak!
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[audience gasps]
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[all] Old man GrandPat?!
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But why are you a ghost?
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It's actually a very long,
meandering story.
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[exhales] I was-
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-[doorbell dings]
-Phew! Saved by the bell.
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[Bunny] Yoo-hoo!
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Mom? What are you doing here?
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Well, it's actually a very long,
meandering story. I-
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Uh, can you give us
the short version, Mom?
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We're kind of busy here.
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GrandPat's soul is just out
of his body again.
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He kicks the bucket
in his sleep every night,
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but he never gets far.
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So, uh... GrandPat,
why haunt thishouse?
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'Cause I rented it
to these two freeloaders
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when they were alive!
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Yeah, well above market value!
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And until they pay up,
I ain't leavin' 'em alone!
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[overlapping arguing]
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Oh, kids? Would you mind putting
GrandPat back in his body?
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It's starting
to get a little ripe.
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Have fun! Mwah!
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And another thing- What?
Oh, no!
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I ain't goin' back in there!
I got unfinished business!
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-? old-timey rock song plays
-? Get your ooky pooky
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? Cookie pooky spooky spirit
back in your body ?
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? You know your ooky pooky
cookie pooky spooky spirit's ?
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? Acting real naughty ?
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[studio audience laughs]
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? Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey ?
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? Gotta stop
your runnin' away ?
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? No, no way, way, way ?
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? Here's some
really good advice ?
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? Stop being a poltergeist ?
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? And get your ooky pooky
cookie pooky spooky spirit ?
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? Back in your body ?
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? Stop messin' around ?
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? We gotta bring you back
around right now ?
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Alright, you knuckleheads!
Enough is enough.
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-Break it up! Break it up!
-[grunts]
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We'll do this ourselves.
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? ominous music plays ?
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[thunder crashes]
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[screams]
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Just what are
you two freeloaders
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doing with my body?!
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No! Not...
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interpretive dance!
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? classical music plays ?
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[Flim Flam Brothers laugh]
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[hoarse yelling]
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-That does it!
-? music ends ?
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I draw the line
at youngster dance moves!
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[fighting grunts]
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[screaming, groaning]
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[energy zapping]
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Patrick, I think
the spectral energy
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from the ghost fight
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along with their connection
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to the house is causing a-
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That sounds like a long,
meandering story.
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Let's just get outta here!
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[both scream]
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[screaming]
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[energy whooshes]
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[whooshing distorts, fades]
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[screaming and grunting]
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? light music playing ?
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Oh, shoot.
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Back in this wrinkly
sack o' bones again?
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Ah, well. At least you two
can't live here anymore!
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[laughs]
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We're really sorry
your house got killed.
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[both laugh]
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What are ya sorry about, kid?
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Don'tcha know what happens
when ya kill a haunted house?
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? eerie music plays ?
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[both] Ghost house!
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-[Flam] Yeah!
-[Flim] Oh, yeah!
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[Flim Flam Brothers cheering]
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Well, they seem happy.
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They sure do, Squidina.
Let's go home.
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[both] Get in here, youse twos!
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[jazzy music playing in house]
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Why not? You only die once!
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[both laugh]
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??
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[announcer] Welcome
toThe Patrick Show!
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Today,
Patrick Star
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will defy death
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in his most dangerous
stunt ever.
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It's actually
my safest stunt ever.
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We had to make some changes
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after what happened
in rehearsal.
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00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:42,413
Doctor's orders.
268
00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:46,724
[announcer] First, he will walk
across a bed of 100 flaming-
269
00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:48,068
Pillows.
270
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,862
While simultaneously dodging
271
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,862
a series of razor-sharp-
272
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,241
Safety scissors.
273
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,758
Finally, he will
dive head-first
274
00:11:55,759 --> 00:11:56,930
into a pool of-
275
00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:58,965
Life preservers.
276
00:11:59,068 --> 00:12:01,793
Please do not attempt this
at home.
277
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:05,206
Nothing's gonna go wrong
this time.
278
00:12:06,241 --> 00:12:09,103
Okay, audience. You ready?
279
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,758
I said, are you-
280
00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:15,137
[insects chirping]
281
00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:18,310
Squidina, where'd you put
the audience?
282
00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:20,655
[insects chirping]
283
00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,655
Where is everybody?
284
00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:24,758
[humming]
285
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:26,448
Hey, Squidina!
286
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,103
Don't you usually stand over
there when we make the show?
287
00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:33,965
I'm not doing the show
with you today, Patrick.
288
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:37,724
After two seasons,
we've earned some R&R.
289
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,344
Oh. Okay.
290
00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:45,137
Man, I am so ready
for a day off.
291
00:12:45,655 --> 00:12:48,103
No worries, no responsibilities,
292
00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:50,758
-and no fires to put out!
-[siren wailing]
293
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:55,068
[Rube] Did you know that some
scientists even study sand?
294
00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:57,793
Isn't that just amazing?
295
00:12:57,931 --> 00:12:59,068
What the-?
296
00:12:59,206 --> 00:13:02,034
You never know what
you might find down there!
297
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,103
Let's take a look-see!
298
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:08,172
Golly! Would you look at that?
299
00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:10,172
This one here's
the spittin' image
300
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,068
of my Great-Aunt Margaret.
301
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:13,896
May she rest in peace.
302
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:17,000
Hey, Rube. Whatcha doing?
303
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,896
Well, howdy there, Squidina!
304
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:21,137
The viewers and I
are paying a visit
305
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:24,965
to the fascinating world
of sand!
306
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:26,758
What viewers?
307
00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:30,034
There's no camera,
no mic, no crew.
308
00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:32,034
-[bird screeches]
-That's weird.
309
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,689
I don't know where
they might've gone off to...
310
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:37,172
Guess they forgot about me.
311
00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:38,808
Oh, well!
312
00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:41,655
You know what they say:
"The show must..."
313
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:43,517
-Uh...
-Go on?
314
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:46,517
I would if I could remember
the rest of the phrase.
315
00:13:46,518 --> 00:13:47,861
[descending low note plays]
316
00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:51,413
Well, it ismy day off, but...
317
00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:54,448
Oh, what the heck?
I'll be your crew!
318
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:56,689
Oh, gosh! Do ya mean it?
319
00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:58,931
Sure! At least for today.
320
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:00,793
Now, where should we start?
321
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,137
How about right here?
322
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:07,241
Folks, we found
Bikini Bottom's youngest
323
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,793
and cutest entrepreneurs.
324
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:12,068
Do you use real lemons?
325
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:15,793
'Cause your lemonade
sure looks real tasty!
326
00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:17,620
That's weird.
327
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,896
-? soft music plays
-Squidina said...
328
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:23,275
[in Squidina's voice] "I'm not
doing the show with you today."
329
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:25,275
[in normal voice]
But there she is,
330
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:28,413
doing a show without Patrick!
331
00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:29,862
And Patrick can tell
332
00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:33,793
because Patrick
is thisguy right here!
333
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:35,670
[sighs]
334
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:39,620
What are you doing
out there, Squidina?
335
00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:41,758
She's replacing you...
336
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:44,655
onto bigger, better things.
337
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:49,103
In fact, she's probably
already forgotten about you.
338
00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:52,379
Forgotten? About me?!
339
00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:55,413
-? melodramatic music plays
-[air spluttering]
340
00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:56,965
[sobbing]
341
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:59,310
[alarm blaring]
342
00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:05,413
What is this feeling
inside my body?!
343
00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:08,551
You're in emotional free-fall!
344
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:11,551
But...you canturn
this around.
345
00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:15,862
If you want Squidina
to come back to your old show,
346
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,689
just commit secret acts
347
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:21,689
of devious sabotage.
348
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,482
Salad-tage...
349
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,670
Exactly!
350
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,310
Now, get out there
and get your show back, boy!
351
00:15:30,448 --> 00:15:33,103
I won't let you down, GrandPat!
352
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:35,000
[laughs mischievously]
353
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,034
-[slurps] Mmm!
-? music fades
354
00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:39,379
Soggy!
355
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:40,897
? folksy banjo music plays ?
356
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,586
We're out
on beautiful Goo Lagoon,
357
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:47,551
where we've caughtourselves
some fresh anglers.
358
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,896
'Scuse me, ma'am.
359
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,137
If y'all are fishin'
for compliments,
360
00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:55,655
then congratulations
'cause you're amazing!
361
00:15:56,103 --> 00:15:57,724
Okay...
362
00:15:57,896 --> 00:16:01,724
Say, ya mind if I give
that fishin' rod a whirl?
363
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:05,413
[Patrick, muffled]
Time for some salad-tage!
364
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,068
Now, how does this thing
go again?
365
00:16:09,241 --> 00:16:11,517
Back and then a whoopie-doo!
366
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:14,793
? mischievous music plays ?
367
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:20,206
[in high voice] Hey, I thought
you said this thing was fast!
368
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:23,482
-Fast? I'll show you fast!
-What?
369
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:24,896
[engine revs]
370
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:28,034
-You hooked a big one, sonny!
-[fishing line clicking]
371
00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:30,758
Bon voyage, Rube.
372
00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:33,379
[horn blares]
373
00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:35,586
Wow! Nice!
374
00:16:35,758 --> 00:16:37,068
Amazing!
375
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:41,206
But I'm a catch-and-release
kinda guy, so back you go!
376
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,655
-[boat whistles in midair]
-Uh-oh...
377
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:48,068
Let's see what else Goo Lagoon
has to offer.
378
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,862
A rock! The sky!
379
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,275
And... [gasps]
380
00:16:52,413 --> 00:16:54,523
-Who do we have here?
-? rock music plays ?
381
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:56,896
Say, whatcha doin'
up there, mister?
382
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,103
V-Ball.
383
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,620
My man Chance is serving up
match point.
384
00:17:00,965 --> 00:17:05,275
Speakin' of... Would you
all give me a "chance" to play?
385
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,793
Cool with Chance. Lance?
386
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,896
All good here. Nance?
387
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,758
I'm into it. Brance?
388
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:14,655
Let's see what
the little guy can do!
389
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,103
Ah! [grunts]
390
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:17,344
Oopsy!
391
00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:20,000
A little help
if you're in there?
392
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,482
-You got it, mister!
-[sharp slicing]
393
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,068
I'll give you a little help
394
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:28,068
and a big, pointy spike
395
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,724
right in your microphone.
396
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:32,586
Then your show's over.
397
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,689
Plus, I finally get to use my...
398
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:40,068
"Net-Sport Orb"
Halloween costume.
399
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:42,689
? suspenseful music playing ?
400
00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,689
It's on!
401
00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,138
-[grunts loudly]
-[whooshing]
402
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,222
Amazing!
403
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,517
[slicing]
404
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:52,344
I got it!
405
00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:55,379
-[grunts]
-? upbeat pop rock plays ?
406
00:17:56,344 --> 00:17:57,862
[Patrick groans]
407
00:18:03,689 --> 00:18:05,206
[booming]
408
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:07,000
Ooh! Match point!
409
00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,586
? whimsical music plays
410
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:14,793
GrandPat never said salad-tongs
would be so painful.
411
00:18:14,896 --> 00:18:17,482
I can't do this anymore.
412
00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:20,379
No! You can't give up now!
413
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:24,413
This just calls
for a little shift in tactics.
414
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:28,689
If sabotage isn't your style,
then try jealousy!
415
00:18:28,862 --> 00:18:30,034
Jealousy?
416
00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:32,522
Show Squidina that
you don't need her anymore
417
00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:35,965
and she'll come crawlin' back.
418
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,172
How?
419
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:38,862
You'll figure it out.
420
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,551
-[laughs]
-[wind blows]
421
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,551
-GrandPat?
-[whistle tweets]
422
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:45,344
We're hittin' the sludgy swells
of Goo Lagoon
423
00:18:45,482 --> 00:18:46,862
lookin' for surfers,
424
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,448
but the waves are empty
425
00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:50,827
and I don't know why.
426
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,862
[both grunt]
427
00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:56,896
? menacing music plays ?
428
00:18:57,034 --> 00:19:00,137
Hey, how ya doin'?
Fancy bumpin' into you here.
429
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:02,758
Well, actually,
you bumped into me, okay?
430
00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,482
[both] Kraken!
431
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:08,034
Say, could I interview you
for my TV show?
432
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:09,206
Hey, television!
433
00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,205
I've been trying to break
into showbiz
434
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,862
for the past 5,000 years!
435
00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:15,034
In fact, I got a funny story
about that.
436
00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:16,252
It all started when I-
437
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,360
[Rube] A story?
438
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:18,862
Oh! Do tell!
439
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:21,689
"Do tell," he says.
Ooh-hoo! I'm tryin' here!
440
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,379
It all started
when I was a teenage kraken-
441
00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:27,379
Wow! A teenager! Amazing!
442
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:29,592
Hey, who's tellin' this story?
Me or you?
443
00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:32,896
Exciting new TV show
coming through!
444
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:35,206
With my newdirector...
445
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,689
Old Man Walker!
446
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,344
Can I have my walker back now?
447
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:40,896
New director?
448
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:43,931
Hey, can a sea-monster
finish a story here or what?
449
00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:45,448
Sure thing, Krackers.
450
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:49,724
Right after you answer
these questions for mynew show.
451
00:19:49,862 --> 00:19:53,068
Oh, boy! I tell ya, I can't get
a word in edgewise!
452
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,896
And it's makin' me irate!
453
00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:57,793
[roars]
454
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,068
[all] Whoa!
455
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:06,551
Well, folks, here we are
in the pit of a stomach
456
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:09,034
and, boy, what a stomach it is!
457
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:11,413
So that's it?
You're just replacing me?
458
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,689
With Old Man Walker?
459
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:19,000
Yup! Just like you
replaced mewith Rube.
460
00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:20,620
What are you talking about?
461
00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:23,827
I'm not replacing you with Rube.
462
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:25,517
You're not?
463
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,862
No!
I'm just helping the guy out!
464
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:31,034
I felt bad for him
because he lost his-
465
00:20:31,137 --> 00:20:32,187
My crew!
466
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:33,724
? dramatic music stinger ?
467
00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,103
[gasps]
468
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:37,413
Y'all don't look so good.
469
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:39,586
In fact, you look...
470
00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:42,137
like you could use
something to eat!
471
00:20:42,138 --> 00:20:44,447
-Yeah, sounds good.
-I could go for a bite.
472
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:45,724
I skipped breakfast.
473
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:49,275
Well, say no more.
Lunch is on me.
474
00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:52,068
Thanks for your help, Squidina.
475
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:55,413
Gosh, I thought y'all forgot
about me!
476
00:20:55,551 --> 00:20:58,137
Turns out you were
just being digested
477
00:20:58,275 --> 00:20:59,620
in the stomach of a kraken.
478
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,862
? whimsical music plays ?
479
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,862
I'm sorry I committed
secret acts
480
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,689
of devious salad-tongs
against you.
481
00:21:07,862 --> 00:21:10,206
I really thought
you were replacing me.
482
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,689
Patrick, you're my brother.
483
00:21:12,862 --> 00:21:16,137
I couldn't replace you
if I tried.
484
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,137
[onlookers] Aww!
485
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:20,655
[rumbling]
486
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:22,655
Oh, I don't feel so good.
487
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:26,068
It's like I ate something overly
sweet and, uh... [smacks lips]
488
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,310
...saccharine!
489
00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:30,206
-[stomach rumbles]
-[echoing belch]
490
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,654
-[both] Bye, Rube!
-Bye, Patrick!
491
00:21:31,655 --> 00:21:33,241
Bye-bye, Squidina!
492
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:34,394
Whoa!
493
00:21:34,551 --> 00:21:36,724
Hey, my walker!
494
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,068
Mmm!
495
00:21:38,241 --> 00:21:39,655
-Ah!
-[bag rustles]
496
00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:42,448
I've been saving you for last,
Big Mama.
497
00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:44,206
Come to Papa.
498
00:21:45,551 --> 00:21:47,068
Oh, we're home.
499
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,758
It all worked out in the end.
500
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:53,586
You know, Patrick, there's
still time to do a show today.
501
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,034
Only if I can work
502
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:57,206
with my favorite director...
503
00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,275
and sister!
504
00:21:59,379 --> 00:22:00,931
Aww!
505
00:22:01,103 --> 00:22:02,931
Don't make me sick!
506
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:06,655
??
507
00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:11,255
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