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Hi, I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents! Ow!
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This is my dad!
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This is my mom! [chuckles]
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This is my sister! She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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This is my show!
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[festive instrumental music
plays]
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[muttering]
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[grunts]
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[slurps]
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[grunts]
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Oh! Santa, please don't put me
on the naughty list.
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I- Oh, oh,
it's just you.
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Ooh, are you okay?
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It took three
consecutive all-nighters
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and more coffee than
a 3rd grader should ever drink,
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but I finished my script for
the school play just in time.
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Ooh.
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I wanna pretend to read it!
Huh?
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Sorry, Patrick,
this is my only copy,
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and if anything happened to it,
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I'd probably fail [yawns]
drama class.
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So please... don't touch it.
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Nudge. Nudge.
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Oh, I hope Santa isn't
watching.
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He wouldn't mind
if I took a little peek.
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[giggles, murmurs]
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[screams]
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Gotta clean it, gotta clean it!
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[gargles]
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I'm sure it'll be fine
once I dry it.
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[blower whirs]
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[gasps]
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[grunts]
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[snoring]
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[growls]
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Ooh!
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That was almost a disaster.
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-[shredding]
-[screams]
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[grunts] Ooh!
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[exclaims]
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-[snoring]
-[grunts]
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I can still fix this.
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I can't believe it worked.
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All fixed.
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-[snores]
-[explosion]
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[Squidina]
Fade out, end of dream.
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Where am I? What's this?
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[gasps]
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The play! We're gonna be late.
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Come on, Patrick. Let's go!
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[audience chatters]
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[sighs]
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All right, class.
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It looks like our
illustrious playwright,
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Squidina, is a no-show.
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That's a failing grade for her.
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And the audience
does not sound happy.
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We're not happy!
We're not happy!
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Wait!
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[suspenseful music plays]
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[grunts] Here's the author!
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[pants] Sorry I'm late.
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I had to make copies
for everyone.
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[Squidina] Learn your lines!
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Good luck, everyone.
[gasps] I mean, break a leg!
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Where's Mr. Steinman?
He's got to grade my play.
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[groans] Let's just
get this over with.
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[giggles]
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Oh!
Our little girl's first play.
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Oopsy!
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My daughter
is directing this play.
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[chuckles] I only care
about my own kids.
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Toodle-oo!
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Huh! I wish I had kids
I cared about.
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Now how the heck do I...?
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Oh, right.
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Testing.
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Look, there she is.
There she is.
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[Bunny] Oh, our little
director.
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-I am so proud of her.
-[beeping]
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Huh. That's odd.
Must've run out of time.
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Better add more quarters
to the meter.
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Oh. Oh! Shh, shh!
It's starting. It's starting.
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[Cecil sputters]
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? It's a holiday play ?
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? It's a holiday play ?
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[all] Aw!
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Oh! They like it.
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? And we're here to say ?
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? It's a wonderful day ?
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? We celebrate
in different ways ?
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? Like eating cake
and mayonnaise ?
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? We ride a goose
and honk our horn ?
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? And then we put some butter
on the corn ?
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[confused muttering]
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Wait a minute,
this isn't what I wrote.
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What's going on?
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Yeah, I may have done
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a few punch-ups on your script.
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You what?
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? It's a hollandaise sauce ?
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? It's a game of lacrosse ?
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? It's some old dental floss ?
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Well, let's just say it went
through some adjustments.
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There was some spilling.
Some minor shredding...
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? We pet our pickled octopus ?
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Well, if that's what
the director wants.
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You shredded
and rewrote my script?
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? La la la la la la la la ?
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Oh, yeah.
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You know the first draft
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always needs some polishing,
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and sometimes welding.
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[rocket combusting]
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[all screaming]
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[chuckles nervously] Oh!
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Patrick. This play is 95%
of my final grade
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and all my actors are in orbit
because of your script changes!
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Now get in costume
and help me fix this!
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Well, that was a bomb.
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F minus.
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Wait! You can't give me an F!
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[chuckles playfully]
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Because we're just
getting started.
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And it's time for the next act.
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Oh! [spits]
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Hi, family.
Hope you're enjoying the show.
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Just gonna borrow GrandPat
for a moment.
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-What the-?
-Just go with the flow.
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-You'll be great.
-Have you talked to my agent?
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-[moans]
-Five, six, seven, eight.
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? It a holiday play ?
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? Me love holiday
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[chuckles] Yeah!
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? I'm Father Time ?
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? I'm the New Year's bay-bay ?
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? So listen up ?
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[both] ? To what we say ?
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? We're gonna take you
on a tour ?
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? Through every
single holiday! ?
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Sweet Neptune.
I hope this works.
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As requested, the Easter Bunny
reporting for duty.
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How do I look?
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Sorry, SpongeBob. Rewrites.
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You're not
the Easter Bunny anymore.
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You're playing, uh,
the other guy.
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Go get some boots or something.
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Aye-aye!
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[Patrick] Introducing
Groundhog Day!
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Oh, no! My groundhog
was on that bus!
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[all screaming]
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We need to recast the part.
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Let's see. Groundhog.
Groundhog. Don't mind me.
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Aha! Sandy.
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[Squidina whispers]
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I'll do it!
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-Thank you.
-Oh!
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Uh, now for the shadow.
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[gasps] You!
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[whispers]
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Perch Perkins reporting,
I'll do it.
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Whoa!
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Here, put this on.
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Folks, I'm either participating
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in a kids' play
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or being kidnapped.
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Stay tuned.
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The most important part
of Groundhog Day
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is picking the perfect hog
to grind.
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That ain't what Groundhog Day
is all about, you clodhopper.
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[grunts]
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I'll tell you the history.
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Groundhog Day has origins
in European weather folklore.
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-And-
-Ahem. The script...
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Oh. Okay.
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It's where a groundhog's shadow
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doesn't want winter to end
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so it, um...
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Huh?
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"...challenges the groundhog
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to single combat"?
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[martial arts grunts]
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[Perch] News flash!
Your time in the sun is over.
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Oh! Spring's not going down
without a fight.
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This just in: it's on!
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-[Sandy] Hai-yah!
-[scuffling]
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[Perch] Breaking news!
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You mean, breaking nose!
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[grunting, scuffling]
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How about some shadow boxing?
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Six more weeks of pain.
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[grunting, scuffling]
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Time to spring forward!
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And just like that,
winter was over.
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Hey! My shadow's supposed
to be following me.
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Whoa-oh-a-oh!
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And that's where sausage
comes from.
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-Oh! Oh! Ow!
-[crashing thud]
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Oh, come on,
why isn't this thing working?
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[grunting, groaning]
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[angry grumbling]
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Pay attention now
or you'll miss my little boy.
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[gasps] Isn't he talented?
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I can't make heads or tails
of this dadgum script.
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What comes next?
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Ew! What is this?
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It's a heart.
I used to have one of those.
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Valentines Day must be next.
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Isn't this supposed
to be a Christmas play?
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[slurping]
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False advertising.
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Not to mention,
this acting is atrocious.
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A half dead imbecile
could do better than this.
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Then you two will be perfect.
Knock 'em dead!
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What the...? [screams]
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[exclaims]
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Huh?
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[sputters, clears throat]
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Oh, Cupid,
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I have searched the entire sea.
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Bring forth my true love to me.
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[screams]
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Are you supposed
to be my true love?
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Thank-ye not.
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No. I'm Cupid.
Your girlfriend's up there.
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I suppose that's an
improvement.
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[grunts]
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Oh, my love,
how I yearn for your embrace-
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And then they kiss.
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And then they kiss?
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I hope he brushed his teeth
this morning.
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I hope she wore hers.
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[both gulp]
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[kissing noises]
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[crowd gasps]
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[chuckles]
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Clever trick.
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But that won't work on me.
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Now, hand over Cupid.
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I come from a future
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where Cupid's army
of stale candy-hearts
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have unleashed
their never-ending sugar war.
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[robotic voice] I love you.
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Now I've returned
to stop this future
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from ever coming to pass
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by destroying
the one you call Cupid!
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[yelps]
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Hah! Nice try, muscles.
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Here, have some candy.
I'm sure you'll love it.
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[computerized beeps]
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I see now that I was wrong
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to hate those beautiful
candy hearts.
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I'm coming, my love!
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Be mine!
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[laughs wickedly]
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Hmm, an interesting take.
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This isn't going
as badly as I expected.
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[screams] Ow!
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[laughs weakly]
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How do these boots look,
partner?
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What? No, wrong boots.
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Where's your beard?
Where's your big coat?
267
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,241
One big coat comin' up.
268
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,172
[thunder rumbling]
269
00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:05,000
Hey, Patgor.
270
00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:08,015
Peak-a-boo!
271
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,620
Peak-a-boo!
272
00:13:09,724 --> 00:13:11,620
Hey, you two egg-noggins.
273
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,172
Get back to work!
274
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,241
Okay.
275
00:13:18,793 --> 00:13:22,034
And to tie it all together...
276
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:26,034
Hold on
to your jingle bells, boys.
277
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:34,448
Yes. It's alive.
278
00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:39,000
The Christmas Spirit is alive!
279
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[grunting]
280
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,586
Ah!
281
00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:50,068
[both] Merry Christmas, boss!
282
00:13:51,517 --> 00:13:54,448
Thanks.
Just what I always wanted.
283
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,862
[camera shutter clicks]
284
00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:02,103
And now to celebrate
my favorite day!
285
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,758
Patrick's Day!
286
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,793
[audience cheering]
287
00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:09,931
It's not Patrick's Day,
you buffoon!
288
00:14:10,965 --> 00:14:13,068
It's Saint Patrick's Day.
289
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:14,517
What's the difference?
290
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,206
[Patrick screams]
291
00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:18,118
[Mr. Krabs] Hey!
292
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:22,517
[GrandPat] Saint Patrick's Day
apparently commemorates
293
00:14:22,586 --> 00:14:25,000
the brave deeds
of Saint Patrick,
294
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:29,103
who opposed the evil
green leprechauns,
295
00:14:29,689 --> 00:14:32,034
who were using their dark magic
296
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:34,896
to turn pots of gold
into rainbows.
297
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,310
[maniacal laughing]
298
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,517
[grumbles]
299
00:14:41,655 --> 00:14:43,035
So powering up his strength
300
00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:44,827
to its maximum level,
301
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Saint Patrick did battle
with the leprechaun.
302
00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:58,379
[both grunting]
303
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:05,965
[both scream]
304
00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:08,241
Huh?
305
00:15:15,689 --> 00:15:19,068
[hums a tune]
306
00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:21,344
[groans]
307
00:15:23,862 --> 00:15:27,241
Saint Patrick
delivered one final blow.
308
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:28,620
Hold it!
309
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,068
Who wrote this malarkey?
310
00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:35,310
[Patrick] Hey!
311
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:37,448
Wow, so original.
312
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,896
The villain gets defeated.
313
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:43,793
Don't you people
wanna see something new?
314
00:15:43,794 --> 00:15:45,309
[all] No.
315
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,482
Something cutting edge?
316
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:48,981
[all] No.
317
00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:51,931
Well, I've got something to
say.
318
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,904
[Mr. Krabs]
All right, Shakespeare,
319
00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:55,172
this is your final act.
320
00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:57,793
Take a hike.
I'm building a moment.
321
00:15:58,241 --> 00:15:59,655
Fore...
322
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,517
[Plankton screaming]
323
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:03,172
[all screaming]
324
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:05,793
-Any room?
-No, we're full.
325
00:16:05,862 --> 00:16:07,689
-[grunting]
-[Mr. Krabs] Okay.
326
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:10,310
-[screaming]
-[Mr. Krabs laughing]
327
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:14,034
[laughter]
328
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:17,241
Uh, I should probably
get backstage.
329
00:16:18,655 --> 00:16:22,379
To celebrate Easter,
a special treat.
330
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,896
We hid chocolate eggs
under your seat.
331
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,931
[all gasp happily]
332
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,206
[slurping]
333
00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,620
Uh, that segment's been cut.
334
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:34,620
[all] Aw...
335
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:36,379
But don't worry...
336
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,379
there's an even sweeter treat
337
00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:40,551
on the next page.
338
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:45,137
[munching]
Had to cut that one too.
339
00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,137
-I'm back.
-[horn honks]
340
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,137
How do ya like this coat?
341
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,310
What is this?
342
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:55,517
No, no, no no! A red coat.
With the fluffy trim.
343
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:59,172
Ooh! Fluffy trim?
Coming right up.
344
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:02,241
Wait, how did you...
345
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,103
Going up?
346
00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:08,137
Patrick, you're supposed
to be on stage!
347
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,931
Oh, no, the teacher.
348
00:17:12,793 --> 00:17:15,827
We're losing him.
We gotta get to the good part.
349
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:19,758
I know! Holiday lightning
round!
350
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,931
The Fourth of July!
351
00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:24,758
Boxing Day!
352
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,379
Labor Day!
353
00:17:26,482 --> 00:17:27,551
Tax Day!
354
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,482
-Twin Day!
-Twin Day!
355
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,103
Halloween.
356
00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:32,379
-[laughter]
-Aah!
357
00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:34,344
Free Balloon Day.
358
00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:37,620
Now it's free. Nothing Day.
359
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,517
Cy-ber Mon-Day.
360
00:17:40,586 --> 00:17:42,206
Mother's Day.
361
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:43,586
Fitness Day!
362
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,206
Swaptoberfest.
363
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,827
All right, pal, let's go.
364
00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,413
Earth Day!
365
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,000
Opposite Day!
366
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:56,103
Make A Friend Day.
367
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:59,793
Huh, I don't know
about some of these...
368
00:17:59,896 --> 00:18:01,689
Found a fluffy trim.
369
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:05,000
No, no, no,
that's not a Santa suit.
370
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:09,310
I'm... playing... Santa?
371
00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:13,275
Well, why didn't ya say so?
I have the perfect outfit.
372
00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:14,827
Oh, no.
373
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:16,172
Wednesday.
374
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:20,241
Those aren't holidays.
Docking points.
375
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:23,758
Cue Bikini Bottom Founders'
Day!
376
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,344
Ho, ho, ho!
377
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,758
Is this what you had in mind?
378
00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:31,655
[gasps] SpongeBob, it's
perfect!
379
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,241
Come on, you're up soon.
380
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:37,827
I'm ready. I'm ready.
I'm r- Oh...
381
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,103
[grunts]
382
00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:44,000
[exclaiming]
383
00:18:44,103 --> 00:18:47,655
Oh. [weakly] Ready. [groans]
384
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,275
Well, that's it.
385
00:18:50,344 --> 00:18:51,827
I don't think this play
386
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,068
could possibly get any worse.
387
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:57,517
[screaming]
388
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,793
[all groaning]
389
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:03,241
It got worse.
390
00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:05,310
[screaming]
391
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,517
[sighs]
392
00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:11,172
Hey, why are those grown-ups
393
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,827
wearing our costumes?
394
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:17,620
Hate to break it to ya, kid,
395
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,965
but they were looking
for seasoned talent.
396
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,241
[gasps]
397
00:19:22,965 --> 00:19:24,103
Did you hear that?
398
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,344
Those weird grown-ups
stole our parts.
399
00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:28,498
Get 'em!
400
00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,241
[all scuffling]
401
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:35,862
Nope. It got worse than worse.
402
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:39,344
I guess
it's summer school for me.
403
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:43,517
Oh, I feel bad.
404
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,827
Me too.
405
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:46,344
And not just from eating
406
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,034
all those chocolate eggs.
407
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:50,275
[grunts]
408
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,724
-But I have an idea!
-[bell dings]
409
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,344
[whispering]
410
00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:59,310
That's it!
Patrick, your genius is showing.
411
00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:01,344
[gasps] Again?
412
00:20:01,448 --> 00:20:02,724
[laughs]
413
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,310
Come on, let's go.
414
00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:08,689
[all grunting]
415
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,275
Uncle, Uncle!
416
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:15,862
All right, I think
we've both seen enough.
417
00:20:15,863 --> 00:20:16,999
[groans]
418
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,586
[grunting]
419
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:22,620
Let's just get this grading
over with.
420
00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:27,344
Well, due to excessive
violence, destruction,
421
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:31,172
and lack of Christmas content
in a Christmas play,
422
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,275
I have to give you an F.
423
00:20:33,793 --> 00:20:35,034
[sighs]
424
00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:37,068
I know. It would've taken
425
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:39,482
a miracle to fix this mess...
426
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,758
[explosion]
427
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:43,912
[gasps]
428
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:48,137
Did someone say miracle?
429
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:51,068
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
430
00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:55,862
Honey, look! It's Santa.
431
00:20:55,931 --> 00:20:56,981
Ooh!
432
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:59,413
Jumping Gingerbread Men!
433
00:20:59,517 --> 00:21:02,586
It's Santa!
Santa's in your play?
434
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:05,965
-A+ for you!
-Yippee!
435
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:11,275
Santa, did you get my letters?
Tell me about the North Pole!
436
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:13,517
This is amazing!
437
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:17,758
But, SpongeBob, Patrick,
how did you pull it off?
438
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,275
Patrick here reminded me
439
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,429
that the big guy
440
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,448
owes us a couple of favors.
441
00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:27,620
Thanks for fixing my play,
big brother.
442
00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:29,000
Aw...
443
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:31,172
I'm just sorry I messed it up
444
00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:32,655
in the first place.
445
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,655
And that's why you're still
446
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,724
on my naughty list,
Patrick Star.
447
00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:39,551
[laughs]
448
00:21:39,655 --> 00:21:44,586
But never mind all that,
it's time for presents.
449
00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:47,000
[all cheering]
450
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:49,689
Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
451
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:54,482
[groaning]
452
00:21:54,586 --> 00:21:58,482
[Santa] Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!
453
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:05,931
[laughing uncontrollably]
454
00:22:06,103 --> 00:22:10,413
[closing theme music plays]
455
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:15,013
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