Original subtitles

Hi! I'm Patrick Star!

And I live with my parents! Ow!

This is my dad!

[licking]

This is my mom!

[giggles]

This is my sister! She's shy.

This is my grandpa!

This is my room!

-And this... -[crowd cheering]

This is my show!

[energetic music playing]

-[wind howling] -[quirky music playing]

Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble!

Are all my turkey lurkies done packing?

I'm packing as much as I can.

[squelching]

No, Patrick! Not that kind of packing.

We're taking a trip to visit my family in Klopnod

for Thanksgiving.

Or as we call it there,

Thomp Skulk Splatch Goosh.

Besides, you don't wanna ruin your appetite!

[muffled] Fine!

Blagh!

All packed!

I'm almost done too!

-[toaster dings] -[Cecil] Sorry, honey!

Can't have Thanksgiving without a toaster! [laughs]

As well as... [groans]

...the fridge!

Whew. And most importantly,

my Thanksgiving grill.

Let's get this puppy prepped.

Ah, I can't wait to cook up

that Thanksgiving dinner.

You know, holiday after holiday,

your mother's proved to be, er, hard to impress.

[fireworks whistling]

But this one's gonna be different.

And maybe, just maybe,

I'll finally get my first compliment from her.

[flames roaring, sizzling]

Luggage, check.

Wife and kids, check.

-GrandPat, uh... -[GrandPat] On my way!

[humming]

Oh, no, you don't!

No weapons, mister.

The Klopnodian War ended eons ago!

I don't want you starting it up again.

-Fiddle faddle! -[clattering]

[suspiciously] Is that everything?

It sure is!

-[beard spinning] -[clattering]

-[loud clank] -[timer beeping]

Aw, double fiddle faddle!

[grunts, chuckles]

-Oh! -[beeping rapidly]

-[explosion] -[screams]

Buckle up, everyone!

[honks]

[mellow music playing]

[grunts]

[tires screech]

[honking]

[airplane soaring]

[bonking, bouncing]

[airplane whistling]

-They're late. -[ticking]

No doubt due to Bunny's no-good Shlaboinknik of a husband.

Huh?

[novelty horn plays]

Bumpy landing.

Last time we go with that airline.

Oh!

Free shoes!

[crackling]

Hey! Hands off my shoes!

-[groans] -[zapping]

-[laughs] -[shoes clacking]

Huh?

[shoes barking]

-Mom! -Grandma!

Hiya, Agnes!

Best mother-in-law in the world!

Bring it in!

Ugh, here we go.

-[zapping] -[ice creaks]

Mom, you promised that you wouldn't use magic

on Cecil when we visit.

Where's your Thanksgiving spirit?

Fine, fine.

A begrudging promise is still a promise.

[zapping]

-[groans] -[cracking]

This'll be a Thanksgiving

you'll never forget.

Ugh. Amnesia potion, here I come.

The rest of the family has already arrived.

Squidina...

eh, other child...

meet your Aunt Esmerelda.

-[sparkling] -[gasping]

[mellow music playing]

Hey, put that magic mirror away!

The rest of the family is here!

Hm? Aha!

Sister Bunny and her family!

[sparkling]

Why, you must be Patrick and Squidina.

Say hello to my beautiful children,

Squatrick...

Eldeel, Eldeel, Eldeel, Ell!

[Esmerelda] And Patina.

Have your coven talk to my coven

and let's make some magic happen!

-Huh? -Huh?

[squirting sounds]

Shake?

Shake!

-[flatulence sounds] -[giggling]

Last but certainly least,

your new stepdad, Gerhard.

Gorfsplach!

But what happened to my old stepdad?

It didn't work out between us,

so I did the sensible thing.

I turned him into furniture!

Hiya, Bunny!

[Agnes] Just like with all your old stepdads.

They're much more useful this way.

Enchanted to meet you, Gerhard!

[music ends]

[eyebrow creaking]

-[tense music playing] -[teeth chattering]

[wobbling sounds]

[nervously] Uh, Bunny, what's going on?

[tense music continues]

Why aren't you saying anything?

Is it my sweaty palms?

[popping, water squirting]

Huh?

Ah!

[screams]

[anguished groaning]

[tense music ends]

[all] Slazancho!

Wonderful!

Oh, relax, dear.

That was just our traditional Klopnodian

awkward stare greeting.

[bubbling]

-[pops] -Oh.

This Thanksgiving is already off

to a great start.

Okay, everyone. Make yourselves comfortable.

I'll conjure up some dinner.

Come on, Squidina. Let us go out back and play

my favorite Klopnodian game,

Ahht-Ahht-Bloot!

Sure, I'd love to try ah-ah-blah...

blah, ah-blah-blah...

Gesundheit!

We'll play that too

if we find all the pieces.

It's so nice to see our children get along so well.

Reminds me of when we were kids.

Speaking of,

do you think our childhood bedroom

is just like we remember?

Let's find out!

[both giggling excitedly]

Gerhard, how are you going to make yourself useful

while I cook?

By sitting in this chair.

Oh, you want to sit in that chair?

Why don't you become that chair?!

-[zapping] -[duck quacks]

Aw, dripple blit!

I guess I'll do it all myself.

No one is useful around here!

Useful?

Now's my chance!

Oh, Agnes, wait for me!

[tires screeching]

All right, let's get started.

Did someone say "cooking"?

-No. -I've got everything we need

right here.

[flames roaring]

Well... [chuckles] Looks like the grill's ready.

[zapping]

[sighs] Okay, fine.

You want to help, Cecil?

My tools!

Do you know how to cook with cauldrons?

Uh... yeah!

Eh, cauldrons. Sure thing.

[gulps] I just, uh, just gotta find

the ol' gas knob on this thing.

[squelching]

Not like that.

Like this.

[whooshing]

Ooh!

So, Mom,

what's next?

The ingredients.

I'm on it! What first?

Wing of bat.

-[rat squeaks] -No, that's foot of rat!

[rat squeaks]

[stretching, boing]

Huh, so it is.

Out of the way. I'll do it myself.

[crashing]

[bubbling]

Stirring? I can help you stir!

Yup. I was the champion stirrer

for all 11 years of high school.

[grumbling from cauldron]

[zapping]

We're having boogeyman tonight, right?

-[growling] -Ah!

[gargling]

I told you...

I was good at...

[gargling]

...stirring!

[gargling]

Ugh, is there anyone more annoying

than that kloink-spank?

Oh, rackin'-frackin' piece o' Klopnod junk!

How d'ya turn this TV on?

[biting]

Well, that answers my question.

-[zapping] -[biting continues]

You need to crank it up. Like this.

[cranking]

[static]

Huh? What's this garbage?

[Agnes] It's Klopnodian television.

We only have one channel.

What?! Not anymore!

[grunts]

There.

Now you got twochannels!

Don't change the settings. You'll break it.

I'll break whatever I want! [grunts]

How rude!

I'll show you rude!

[grunts]

[grunting]

[Cecil] Oh, Mother!

I've got the sea-turkey all stuffed.

[grumbling]

[splat]

[Western playing on TV]

[giggles]

[squelching]

[horses neighing]

[blowing raspberry]

Hmm...

[sparkling]

-[zapping] -[explosion]

-[sizzling] -Wha?

I knew I shouldn't have put that dynamite in there.

Oh, dear. Who could possibly hunt down

another sea-turkey at this late hour?

Certainly not an old, weak, pathetic outsider

like your father.

Huh? [growling]

I'll show you who's old, weak, and pathetic.

[warbling]

Turkey-finder GrandPat,

away!

That should keep him busy for a while.

Now then, make yourself useful and, um,

don't do anything.

[deflating]

Oh! Our childhood room

is just like I remember.

[gasps] My Little Cleaners training vacuum!

-[dinging] -Vroom, vroom!

Ah, Bunny!

Lookie what I found!

[Bunny] Oh! The Game of Strife!

I'm not sure.

That game would always bring out the worst in us.

Afraid you'll lose again? [laughs]

Come on, just one game.

You're on!

[dice rattling, bouncing]

[Esmerelda] Oh, snake eyes!

[Bunny] One, two.

"Have a couple of dumpy, good-for-nothing kids"?

[Esmerelda laughs]

They look like yourkids! [chuckles]

My turn.

"Have two perfect, successful children."

That tracks. [laughs]

[rattling]

-[cell door clangs] -[Bunny] Go to jail?

Isn't that where you work?

I thought you wanted to be a world-famous race car driver.

Oh, oh, that's right.

I became a world-famous race car driver.

[growling]

Mom!

What now?

Esmerelda thinks she's better than me!

Bunny can't take a joke!

Nothing's changed. You're exactly the way you used to be.

Girls, there's no need to fight over who's better.

You're both equal.

Equal disappointments.

-Ow, ow, ow! -Ow, ow, ow!

[both grunt]

Now sit in your corners

until you're ready to apologize or...

you can join my ex-husbands.

I could always use a couple extra lounge chairs.

[laughing]

-[whistle blowing] -[boinging]

Har Har Yuckle... Yuk!

I got it! I got it!

Ew, gross!

-[grunts] -[chomps]

Hole in one!

Hey! You ate our Ahht-Ahht-Bloot ball!

Do you not know how to play?

I bet not

because they're from backward Bikini Bottom.

Well, any other unusual Klopnod traditions

we should know about?

There's, uh...

Oh! Takesgiving.

[giggling, honking]

What's Takesgiving?

Every year on Takesgiving,

we sneak inside people's homes

and take whatever we want!

Uh, that sounds like stealing.

I like it! I'm in.

Wait, is this some kind of a prank?

Of course not.

Pranksgiving isn't until next month.

Come on. Takesgiving's a lot of fun.

You'll love it.

Unless, of course, you're chicken.

[Patrick] Chicken?!

Don't worry, I already got 'em.

-[chickens clucking] -Patrick!

[sighs] All right then.

[gobbling]

Hey, uh, Agnes?

I wanted to offer an apolo-

Gee, that smells good!

[sniffing]

Could use a little of the Cecil touch.

Couple of these.

Pinch of that.

-[splashes] -Some of those.

[clearing throat]

Oh, oh. Hi, Agnes.

Wait till you taste this.

It will blow your mind.

I'll be the judge of that.

[slurping]

[explosion]

[suspenseful music playing]

-[boings] -Here, turkey, turkey, turkeys.

I got a nice, juicy rock

with your name on it.

[chuckling]

Hmm. Huh...

Hmm! Aha!

[rustling]

Gotcha, turkey!

[grunting, punching]

Who you calling turkey?!

[GrandPat screams, groans]

[mumbling woozily]

Huh? Ha!

Get your own traditional Klopnodian

Thomp Skulk Splatch Goosh turkey boots.

[grunts] Hmph.

-[gobbling] -Huh?

Oh! [laughing]

I got ya now!

-[gobbling] -[truck horn blaring]

[gobbling continues]

No-good sister.

She's the one who should be sorry.

You know what, Bunny?

I amsorry.

Oh?

Sorry you didn't stay in Klopnod

and have my amazing life!

[laughing]

Do you remember Myron?

Oh, Myron!

My old high school sweetheart.

[Esmerelda] This is him now!

He's become a billionaire, supermodel wizard,

andwe're engaged!

He must have saved a fortune

buying such a small ring.

[clearing throat]

[giggling] Oh!

-[crunches] -Ooh!

[high-pitched scream]

[high-pitched wailing]

Wait a tick...

-[vacuum whirring] -[wobbling]

[high-pitched squealing]

Aha!

That was nothing more

than one of your phony illusion spells!

Are you calling me a liar?

[vacuum whirring]

[gasps]

You may think life is better in Klopnod,

but at least my husband's not a cheap magic trick!

[smashes]

Whew!

That soup's got some kick to it.

-[groaning] -[thudding]

[Agnes groans]

[soft music playing]

The coast is clear.

[groans]

[grunting]

[nervously] Oh...

-[Patina] Come on, Squidina! -Ah!

Ooh! Yeah!

Good haul this year, eh, Squidina?

I don't know, Patrick.

This still feels like stealing.

Can't hear you.

Too busy taking stuff that doesn't belong to us.

-[alarm blaring] -Ah! We gotta hide!

-[grunts] -[horn blaring]

[groans]

Ow. Ow. Ow.

[Patina] Let's shmizorft!

-What? -Let's leave!

[Squidina groans]

[alarm continues]

[intense music playing]

[gobbling]

[light music playing]

[sizzling]

Agnes, are you sure I can't help with something?

Haven't you done enough?

-[plopping] -[bowl shatters]

Thanksgiving dinner would be done by now

if you hadn't thrown in those extra ingredients.

[smashing]

Oh, is that all?

I'll just take out everything I put in!

-What?! -Don't worry.

I washed my hands a few hours ago.

Uh, we don't need this.

Stop it, you Spazunch!

-Or this. -Ah!

-Or this. -Ooh!

And we really don't need this.

-[clangs] -[groans]

Phew!

How'd I do, Agnes?

Uh, Agnes?

[growling]

Now, Mom, you promised.

I'm sorry, Bunny, but I have to do this.

[zapping]

[groaning]

Gobble, gobble?

[quirky music playing]

[gobbling]

Happy Thanksgiving!

Watch out for hunters.

[laughing]

The mighty hunter has returned!

I just caught a big, plump sea-turkey.

Haha!

-[thud] -[tooth clatters]

Hey, I'm not a sea-turkey!

That's what they all say!

-Oh, dang near had him! -Gobble, gobble, gobble!

[nervously] Gobble, gobble!

How convenient. Hold still, turkey.

This won't hurt... me... a bit.

Wait, Dad, no!

I'm your son! Not a sea-turkey!

[smashing]

-[gobbling] -Get back here!

[elegant music]

There.

Table all set.

[magical whirring]

The forks go to the left.

No, the forks go to the right.

No, to the left.

-Right! -Left!

-Right! -Left!

Girls! What did I tell you about arguing?

-[alarm blaring] -Huh?

-[panting] -[babbling frantically]

[both] Everyone freeze!

[dramatic music playing]

[both] You two in the bags, freeze!

[whimpering] Please, officers!

Don't arrest us!

Our cousins were pulling a prank!

They told us taking things

was part of your culture.

[sobbing] But no culture is that backward.

[crying]

[both] Backward?

Culture?

[blowing]

[laughing]

Ah, little girl

from inferior country. [laughs]

Takesgiving is the best part of Thanksgiving!

[laughing]

What?!

You won't miss this chair, will you?

Nope. I've got plenty more where that came from.

It was nice to meet you!

[all] Happy Takesgiving!

Guess who caught a turkey, you turkey!

Get to the table!

Dinner is served!

-Ooh! -Oh, yay! Yummy!

[excited clamoring]

Wait, GrandPat. We can't start without Cecil.

[Cecil singing] I'm right here!

Oh my.

-[sizzling] -Hi, honey!

[sniffing]

Herbs, spices,

Dad's aftershave.

Smells yummy!

-[groaning woozily] -[thuds]

Thanksgiving is ruined,

all because I refused to get along with Sea-sick.

-Cecil. -Whatever.

Can you all ever forgive me?

Oh, it's okay, Agnes.

I know what it's like to disappoint everyone.

[grunting]

Here, have a drumstick. It'll make you feel better.

Ugh, fine.

[groans softly]

-Oh! [groaning] -[thuds]

[chomping, chewing]

-[swallowing] -Little dry, but not bad.

[gasps] My first compliment!

-[fireworks exploding] -[triumphant music]

Don't get a big head, turkey boy.

You still ruined the side dishes.

Got ya covered, Granny!

-[thudding] -Ow! Ah!

I always come prepared.

[splatting]

-[all exclaiming] -[resplendent music]

[exclaiming continues]

Dig in, everybody!

Happy Thanksgiving...

Takesgiving...

And Thomp Skulk Splatch Goosh, everyone!

[all chewing]

Hey, Dad, aren't you gonna eat?

No, thanks. I'm already stuffed!

[laughing]

[upbeat theme music playing]

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