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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to Mrs. Brown's Boys.
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Oh it's good to be home.
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My God Mrs. Brown, it was only one
night. Is our house that bad?
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Of course not Maria.
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It was lovely to wake up to
the triplets this morning
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but I love my own bed.
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Well Mark wanted to surprise
you with the finished kitchen.
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So believe me, it'll be worth it.
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Are you ready Mark luv?
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Nearly. Just a second.
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I'm not great at surprises.
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I know. Remember when you found
out you were pregnant on Dermot.
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Winnie! Sorry.
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Excuse me Mammy.
Was I a mistake? Huge.
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Not to me.
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After having three boys you must've
been thrilled when I came along.
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Yeah, thrilled.
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Well, it's done.
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There's tea on the table for
everyone.
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Mammy, step in for your first
cup of tea in your new kitchen.
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I'd like to toast Mammy
and her new kitchen.
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Cheers.
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I want to apologise to Mammy that
the new table is not here yet.
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Is it Buster?
It'll be here on Monday.
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I don't want a new table.
I'm keeping that one.
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But Mammy, you have that years.
Yes I have.
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And my mother had it before me.
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Everything important in my life
has happened around that table.
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I was sitting at that table
when your father proposed to me.
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Mark, the first time I changed
your nappy was on that table.
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Dermot, when you went to prison
I sat at that table and I cried.
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Cathy, I can't count the amount of
times I sat around that table talking
with you.
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After yet another one of your
boyfriends fucked off.
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All my memories are embedded in
this table.
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And most of yis were conceived
on it.
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Which end?
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Shut up Dermot.
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Well I agree Mammy.
You keep the table.
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My God, a new kitchen and just
in time for my wedding.
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And it'll be a brilliant wedding
with Maria organising the day.
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What? Maria?
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That's right. It's one of our
wedding presents to you and Deano.
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The other is a toaster.
Shut up Buster.
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But I already have one.
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Okay. I'll change the toaster
for a sandwich maker.
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No. I mean I already have
a wedding organiser. Who?
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The staff at Wash & Blow arrange
Lala Doggy, the fell off that telly
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programme, Don't Tell The Big Fat
Gypsy Bride about the First Dance.
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Lala Doggy. He is great.
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But I'm sure you'll be much better
Maria. I mean you are family.
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No, it's fine. I just wanted
to help, that's all.
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I do have some good ideas though.
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Do you think would he mind me
suggesting them Rory?
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No. I'm sure he'd be fine with that.
Fine.
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Who's this?
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Ah, this is Lala Doggy,
the wedding arranger.
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And you are? The mother of the br..
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His mother.
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Hello. I see we have some
work to do then.
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I beg your pardon!
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Mrs. Brown, I expected you to
be more elegant.
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And I expected you to be yellow
with a curly antenna so we're both
disappointed.
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Lala's just going through
some ideas.
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Colours and the theme and that.
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Theme. Let me think.
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Two people getting married,
till death do us part.
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I've an idea. Here's a theme.
It's a buckin' wedding.
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What are you staring at?
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I was wondering what we'd
put you in. Lilac maybe.
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I'd like you looking
a little more feminine.
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He has a fuckin' point really.
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Listen you, you're not Gok Won.
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You're not even Gok Two.
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I dress myself.
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Lala, would you like a cup of tea?
Yes please.
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I'll get it Rory, in a take away cup.
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Hello.
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Lala, this is my sister Cathy.
Hello.
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Hello Lala. I'm a fan.
I love your fashion ideas.
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Really?
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This is her boyfriend, Mick.
Hello!
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Hello.
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I'll see you to the door.
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He just looked me up and down.
Me too.
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Me too!
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Well I can understand that.
What?!
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But me.
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Do you want a cup of tea Cathy?
Yes please. Here.
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Mammy, is there a guest list
for the wedding reception?
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I don't know.
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Rory, how does this work with guests?
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Do we invite your uncles and aunties?
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I suppose you can invite
whoever you like.
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As long as they're okay with it
being a gay wedding.
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None of your uncles and aunties so.
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I was wondering if I could
invite Mick's parents. What?
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It's just that they're up in Dublin
that weekend and with the wedding
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I'll only see them for one day but
if they can come to the wedding..
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I've no problem with that.
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Just as long as they know
it's a gay wedding.
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Oh they're fine.
They're broad-minded.
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Actually they're very, very
broad-minded.
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I wouldn't like the first time
I meet them to be a family event.
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Could I not meet them before
the wedding?
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Well they arrive up on Thursday
night but you're on duty.
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Well invite them over here.
I'll look after them.
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It'll give me a chance to meet them.
Maybe not. They're a bit odd.
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Odd, like what?
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To be honest with you, I wouldn't
be surprised if they were swingers.
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What age are they?
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For God's sake Rory. It doesn't
matter what age they are.
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Everybody likes a bit of
swing now and then.
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There you go, pet.
Thanks.
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Where are you up to now?
Louis Armstrong.
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Louis Armstrong is coming
to the wedding?
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No, I'm on a different list now.
Jazz singers.
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Mick the dick's parents
are coming for a visit.
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Mick was saying that
they're swingers.
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I'm trying to come up with
a bit of background music.
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Jazz stuff.
Ah right.
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Paddy Cole.
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Paddy Cole. Very good Winnie.
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What's that? I'm knitting
Sharon a shawl for the wedding.
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The virgin wrap. Yeah,
I thought I'd keep her right.
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Winnie, it's not called virgin
wrap because she might be..
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It's called virgin wrap because
you knit it with virgin wool.
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Oh right.
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Where will I get virgin wool?
Off an ugly sheep.
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Right.
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Winnie, I swear to God.
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Sometimes you're so feckin' naive.
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Now back to the swingers.
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Hello ladies.
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What do you want Buster?
Rory's looking to buy a car.
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I think I found one he'd like
for sale.
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Does the owner know he's
selling it yet?
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Very good.
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I just want to get him
something reliable.
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Not going to happen, son.
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If it has tyres or testicles
you'll have trouble with it.
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Do you know if Rory's coming to
Foley's after work?
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Let me think. He said something
about staying in and putting a patch
on his Marigolds.
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Did he? No!
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I don't know is the answer.
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Rory spends more time with Lala Doggy
these days than he does with his own
mother.
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Mick, will you stop worrying
about your parents.
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Mammy will just take it in
her stride. Do you think so?
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Yes, she'll handle whatever pops up.
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You know what I mean.
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You're right. I'm sure with 6
children there's very little that
could shock your mother.
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Exactly. Like what?
What?
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Well what might pop up
that might shock Mammy?
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No, I don't mean anything specific.
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My father's liable to go in there
with no inhibitions.
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Mammy will be fine.
Mind you if he goes too far
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he's liable to end up with his
inhibitions cut off and in a bag.
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What's the name of that count?
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Count Basie.
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I wish you'd let me cook
something for you.
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Oh not at all.
Sure we ate at the hotel.
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We're just fine, aren't we poochy.
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Yes we are, my little cheerleader.
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Go poochy, go poochy.
I love you!
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That's nice.
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Well it's lovely to meet you at last.
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I was a bit of a swinger
myself back in the day.
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Back in the day. Stop that now!
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I bet you could swing along
with the best of us even now.
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Well no, I..
Well.
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It's been so long.
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I bet you'd like to see more of us.
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Well we'll see how the romance
goes with Cathy and Mick.
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Ah, the young lovebirds. Yes.
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Well just so as you know,
you won't be disappointed.
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I have a huge penis.
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Actually so have I.
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I'll get more drinks.
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What a pair of fruitcakes.
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How is it going Agnes?
Winnie, they're as odd.
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She's like a feckin' teenager
and he.. Yeah?
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He says he has a huge cock.
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Get out Winnie.
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Pair of fuckin' oddballs.
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How's it going Agnes?
Oh Winnie, they're as odd.
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She thinks she's a teenager
and he.. Yeah?
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He says he has a huge penis.
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Agnes, they all say that love.
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Not when they're a guest in
somebody's sitting room!
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I suppose. Is there anything
you need? No.
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I'm going to give them some wine and
I'm going to put on a bit of jazz.
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That might calm them down.
I'll see you luv.
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Ah jazz, very nice.
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Now you're talking.
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Now, how about a bit of fun?
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There you go pet.
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Oh Winnie. His willy.
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It was like one of the candles
in St. Jarlath's Church.
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That had been burning all
through Easter week.
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Mammy, Mick did try to warn you.
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And his wife. Not a stitch on her.
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She just stood there with
her titties hanging down.
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One each side of her belly button.
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They were swingers Mammy.
They certainly were.
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Every time she feckin' moved.
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What she needed was a good bra.
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For God's sake.
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So what do you think Rory?
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I love the colour. It's a
nice car, isn't it Deano.
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Aye, but it seems really
hard to stop it.
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That's just.. a bit of air in the
brake line. New brakes.
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You just need to pump it.
It'll be gone in a day or two.
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Rory, will you keep them calm
in here.
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Your mammy's after having a close
encounter of the willy kid.
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Are you okay Mammy?
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I'm fine, luv.
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I'm sure that willy winked at me.
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Right, here's your car keys.
Good luck with your new car.
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Did you get a new car Rory?
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Yes, I did. We did.
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Sorry Deano. We did.
It's lovely.
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Come on, I'll give you a spin in it.
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Look who I bumped into.
Hello Mrs. Brown.
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Hello Fr. Damien.
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Trevor, get Fr. Damien
a cup of tea. No thanks.
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Fr. Damien, I'm glad you
called around.
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I wanted to make some arrangement
to have Rory's marriage blessed in
the church.
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Would Saturday be a good day?
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Mrs. Brown, Rory and Deano will
never be married in the eyes of
the church.
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I know that. I'm just looking
for a blessing of some sort.
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Perhaps you could explain it
better Trevor.
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Ah no, I believe this one is
all yours.
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The church won't bless something
it not only doesn't recognise but
is against.
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Exactly what is it against?
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The church's position on marriage
is that it can only exist between
a man and a woman.
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I know that but what's the church's
position on love? Sorry?
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Well, there are many different
types of love.
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Like love for one's family is
completely different to love for
one's pet, let's say.
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00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:10,087
Really? What's the difference?
Sorry?
240
00:16:10,088 --> 00:16:12,648
Explain the difference
between those two loves.
241
00:16:12,649 --> 00:16:14,407
Well it's like..
242
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:18,166
Look Father, I know Rory and Deano
would need the Pope's permission
243
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:22,166
to get married in the church but
they don't need anybody's permission
to fall in love.
244
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:26,088
As for the ceremony, I don't give a
shite if they jump over a brush.
245
00:16:26,089 --> 00:16:33,688
But you show me in any bible
anywhere where Jesus Christ refused
to sanctify love.
246
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,488
Would you like me to show you
out Father?
247
00:16:39,489 --> 00:16:42,288
Yes. I think so.
248
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:49,527
Lala should be here any minute now.
249
00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:51,007
I'll get it.
250
00:16:51,008 --> 00:16:55,168
Now Mammy, you just let Lala
get on with it. Don't interfere.
251
00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:57,527
Excuse me, I speak to my mind.
252
00:16:57,528 --> 00:17:02,888
I'm not going to sit here with
my mouth shut if this gobshite is
talking rubbish.
253
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:07,207
Mammy, tonight is about
Rory and Deano's wedding.
254
00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:10,528
Sorry, you're right.
Hello Tinky Winky.
255
00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:13,368
It's Lala.
256
00:17:13,488 --> 00:17:17,167
Of course it is.
A far more sensible name.
257
00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:21,568
So what's the big wedding idea?
An underwater wedding.
258
00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:25,007
Brilliant. Wow.
259
00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:27,328
He's off his fuckin' trolley.
260
00:17:28,728 --> 00:17:30,847
My hat will get ruined.
261
00:17:30,848 --> 00:17:33,408
No, we all war wetsuits and
oxygen tanks.
262
00:17:33,409 --> 00:17:36,007
That'd be a marvellous wedding album.
263
00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:41,927
Who's that in the snorkel. Fucked if
I know. They all look the same to me.
264
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,247
Rory, you can't even swim.
265
00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:46,167
That's right.
266
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:50,408
What's the chances of drowning?
100% I'd say.
267
00:17:51,288 --> 00:17:53,888
I'd like to suggest something
more traditional.
268
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,888
I've actually drawn pictures.
269
00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:58,608
We don't want to see pictures.
270
00:17:58,768 --> 00:18:02,527
If my wife wants to show
pictures she shows pictures.
271
00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:04,528
Thanks luv.
272
00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:08,447
The theme is pure love.
273
00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:11,568
The happy couple are in white suits
and you walk down the aisle to
274
00:18:11,569 --> 00:18:14,128
the song "Nights in White Satin".
275
00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:18,368
Now Maria. Now you're talking.
Boring.
276
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:23,288
It's a gay wedding. It has to
make a statement. Why?
277
00:18:23,289 --> 00:18:26,327
What? Why does it have to be
a gay wedding?
278
00:18:26,328 --> 00:18:27,806
Why does it have to make
a statement?
279
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,326
Why can't it just be that Rory
and Deano are in love and they want
280
00:18:30,327 --> 00:18:33,766
to commit themselves with that love
together for the rest of their lives.
281
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:38,246
We don't need a circus. We don't
need wetsuits and feckin' oxygen
tanks.
282
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:41,288
My idea is much better.
It's an underwater wedding.
283
00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:42,327
That's silly!
284
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:44,327
Shut up the two of you.
285
00:18:44,328 --> 00:18:47,686
There's only two people driving
this and that's Rory and Deano.
286
00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:50,728
It's up to them to choose
the wedding that they want.
287
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,128
So boys, what's it going to be?
288
00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:59,567
Oh Deano, what do you think?
I don't know. What do you think?
289
00:18:59,568 --> 00:19:02,806
Oh I don't know. What do you think?
Oh I don't know.
290
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:07,048
For Christ sake, one of you decide.
We're missing Strictly Come Dancing.
291
00:19:07,049 --> 00:19:08,847
Strictly!
292
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,288
Where's the remote control?
293
00:19:10,289 --> 00:19:13,207
You bastards. The whole lot of you!
294
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:16,008
Rory. Rory love.
295
00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:22,808
Well I think we all know
who's the blame for that.
296
00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:24,727
We certainly do.
297
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,728
Yes we do.
298
00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:30,048
Grandad, you bastard.
299
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,448
Why did you rush them?
300
00:19:38,328 --> 00:19:39,927
Hiya Winnie. Howya luv.
301
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,488
Cup of tea?
I'd love one.
302
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:46,328
Where's the milk?
In the fridge.
303
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,807
Where's the fridge?
I'm fucked if I know.
304
00:19:49,808 --> 00:19:53,646
I know a fridge door when I see one
and I don't see one in this kitchen.
305
00:19:53,647 --> 00:19:56,768
Jaysus, a new kitchen
and they forget the fridge.
306
00:19:58,288 --> 00:20:01,368
You're just in time.
I baked a cake in the microwave.
307
00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:04,808
I've never baked in a microwave.
Me neither.
308
00:20:04,928 --> 00:20:09,208
They give you a recipe book
and all with it.
309
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,448
Just a small slice for me Agnes.
310
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,487
What the hell is that?
311
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,487
You need a bigger cake tin.
312
00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:43,447
No, it wasn't like that when it
went in.
313
00:20:43,448 --> 00:20:45,448
That oven's shite.
314
00:20:46,368 --> 00:20:48,488
You can tell her.
No, you tell her.
315
00:20:48,489 --> 00:20:52,328
No. Well somebody's going
to have to tell her.
316
00:20:52,608 --> 00:20:55,407
No way. It should be a family
member.
317
00:20:55,408 --> 00:20:57,968
You married into this family.
You're a Brown now.
318
00:20:57,969 --> 00:20:59,968
I want a divorce.
319
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:03,167
Come on Dermot.
You're her favourite.
320
00:21:03,168 --> 00:21:05,728
She's less likely to kill you.
321
00:21:06,408 --> 00:21:09,088
Okay. But I'm telling
her through the hatch.
322
00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,727
That way I can make a run for it.
323
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:13,527
Hiya Mammy.
324
00:21:13,528 --> 00:21:15,528
Hello son.
325
00:21:16,088 --> 00:21:18,968
You're just in time.
Come in, I have cake.
326
00:21:18,969 --> 00:21:22,208
No, you're fine. I'll stay here.
327
00:21:23,008 --> 00:21:27,567
I spoke to Rory. Oh good.
He was very upset last night.
328
00:21:27,568 --> 00:21:31,008
Me too. Nicky in the dance-off
on Strictly.
329
00:21:31,808 --> 00:21:35,088
No. About the wedding.
330
00:21:35,288 --> 00:21:39,248
You tell him to get home here as
soon as he can. We'll make it work.
331
00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:43,327
The thing is Mammy..
Open that door.
332
00:21:43,328 --> 00:21:46,328
You know how quick she can move.
333
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:51,848
The thing is, Rory and Deano
got married this morning.
334
00:21:51,849 --> 00:21:55,288
Just the two of them,
on their own.
335
00:21:55,568 --> 00:21:57,888
Did you hear me Mammy?
336
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,768
Where the hell is she gone?
337
00:22:02,848 --> 00:22:04,768
Jaysus!
338
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:08,166
Rory did what, why, when?
Married, this morning.
339
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:09,408
Without his mother. Yes.
340
00:22:09,409 --> 00:22:11,968
Just like that? Just like that.
341
00:22:12,568 --> 00:22:14,687
Rory, you're here. Thank God.
342
00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:17,008
Out of the way! Move!
343
00:22:18,048 --> 00:22:20,368
Come back here, you bastard.
344
00:22:21,448 --> 00:22:23,367
Maria, is this true?
345
00:22:23,368 --> 00:22:25,688
First I heard of it.
346
00:22:26,248 --> 00:22:28,967
Let me go and check with Dermot.
347
00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,968
Freeze.
348
00:22:33,768 --> 00:22:35,768
It's true Mammy.
349
00:22:35,928 --> 00:22:37,928
I'm so sorry.
350
00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:43,048
There's only one thing to be
said, isn't there.
351
00:22:43,168 --> 00:22:45,288
Thank fuck.
352
00:22:47,048 --> 00:22:49,927
What? Good man Rory.
353
00:22:49,928 --> 00:22:51,247
What is it Agnes?
354
00:22:51,248 --> 00:22:54,487
Rory and Deano, they've eloped.
Ah feck it.
355
00:22:54,488 --> 00:22:57,288
After me buying new flippers.
356
00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:02,687
They might take them back.
357
00:23:02,688 --> 00:23:08,007
Mammy, you don't mind about there
not being a big wedding? Mind?
358
00:23:08,008 --> 00:23:12,327
I don't want to see my Rory
as a tit in white satin
359
00:23:12,328 --> 00:23:16,407
or drowning in a tank full
of seahorses.
360
00:23:16,408 --> 00:23:19,287
I want to see my Rory as my Rory.
361
00:23:19,288 --> 00:23:22,727
So do I. Good. You get
in touch with him then.
362
00:23:22,728 --> 00:23:26,607
Tell him to get home, him and Deano,
his husband.
363
00:23:26,608 --> 00:23:29,287
To get back here as quick
as they can.
364
00:23:29,288 --> 00:23:31,128
We'll throw a surprise party
for them.
365
00:23:31,129 --> 00:23:33,807
That's a great idea.
Cup of tea, luv?
366
00:23:33,808 --> 00:23:35,808
I have it Mammy.
367
00:23:37,408 --> 00:23:41,248
Where did you get that milk?
In the fridge.
368
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,408
They hid the fuckin' fridge.
369
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:53,887
What the hell is that? It's a
cake I baked in the microwave.
370
00:23:53,888 --> 00:23:55,888
It's no good Cathy.
371
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:59,248
Did you follow every bit
of the recipe? Every bit.
372
00:23:59,249 --> 00:24:04,248
3 eggs, cup of milk, 45 ounces
of flour.
373
00:24:06,048 --> 00:24:09,288
4 to 5 ounces of flour.
374
00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:15,968
I can't believe we're after getting
3 series out of that fuckin' joke.
375
00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:24,287
Right, that's 50 balloons.
376
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:26,806
Just pull that strong and they'll
all come down together.
377
00:24:26,807 --> 00:24:28,446
Right. That'll be your job.
378
00:24:28,447 --> 00:24:30,888
We all come out of hiding
in the kitchen and shout surprise.
379
00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:32,848
You pull the string.
380
00:24:34,608 --> 00:24:37,167
You better hide behind that chair.
381
00:24:37,168 --> 00:24:39,488
Winnie, I don't know if I've
ever been more excited.
382
00:24:39,489 --> 00:24:44,208
Remember that coach trip when you
whipped off your knickers. Winnie!
383
00:24:45,768 --> 00:24:49,407
I'm just making a comment
not a buckin' comparison.
384
00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:51,087
I'll get it.
385
00:24:51,088 --> 00:24:53,968
That's them everybody.
Into the kitchen.
386
00:25:02,928 --> 00:25:04,928
SURPRISE!
387
00:25:07,168 --> 00:25:09,168
Buster, for feck sake.
388
00:25:09,928 --> 00:25:13,768
Does that look like a gay couple
to you?
389
00:25:17,568 --> 00:25:19,726
Gather up those balloons
and put them back in.
390
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,646
Look everyone, Rory wouldn't
ring the doorbell.
391
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:25,406
I told him to honk his horn
when he's coming up the road.
392
00:25:25,407 --> 00:25:26,648
So don't be panicking.
393
00:25:26,649 --> 00:25:29,047
We'll have plenty of time to hide.
394
00:25:29,048 --> 00:25:30,366
Fr. Damien, what are you doing here?
395
00:25:30,367 --> 00:25:32,926
Like the rest of you. I came to
celebrate the happy couple.
396
00:25:32,927 --> 00:25:34,926
I thought you didn't accept
gay marriage.
397
00:25:34,927 --> 00:25:37,646
No Mrs. Brown. I said the
church was against it.
398
00:25:37,647 --> 00:25:41,288
I'm happy to celebrate love in
whatever shape it comes.
399
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,288
That's them. Places.
400
00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:50,968
I think I'm going to wet myself
with excitement!
401
00:25:50,969 --> 00:25:54,328
Mammy. What?
You deserve this moment.
402
00:25:54,888 --> 00:25:57,928
Thanks luv. Here we go.
403
00:26:09,928 --> 00:26:11,928
SURPRISE!
404
00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:50,890
Mammy, I'm so sorry.
405
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,650
Mammy. Say something.
406
00:26:58,010 --> 00:27:01,450
I didn't like this fuckin'
kitchen anyway.
407
00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:17,648
♪ Go grease lightnin'.
408
00:27:17,649 --> 00:27:19,568
♪ You're burning up the quarter mile.
409
00:27:19,569 --> 00:27:21,890
♪ Greased lightnin'.
Go greased lightnin'.
410
00:27:22,170 --> 00:27:23,969
♪ Go greased lightnin'.
411
00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:26,008
♪ You're coasting through
the heat lap trials.
412
00:27:26,009 --> 00:27:27,770
♪ Greased lightnin'.
Go greased lightnin'.
413
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,169
♪ You are supreme.
414
00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:30,570
♪ The chicks'll scream
415
00:27:30,571 --> 00:27:32,890
♪ for greased lightnin'.
416
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,528
♪ Go greased lightnin'.
417
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,528
♪ You're burning up the quarter mile.
418
00:27:37,529 --> 00:27:40,008
♪ Greased lightnin'.
Go greased lightnin'.
419
00:27:40,009 --> 00:27:41,448
♪ Go greased lightnin'
420
00:27:41,449 --> 00:27:43,568
♪ you're coasting through
the heat lap trials.
421
00:27:43,569 --> 00:27:45,690
♪ Grease lightnin'.
Go greased lightnin'.
422
00:27:45,691 --> 00:27:47,089
♪ You are supreme.
423
00:27:47,090 --> 00:27:48,609
♪ The chicks'll scream
424
00:27:48,610 --> 00:27:50,610
♪ for greased lightnin'.
425
00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:55,330
♪ Lightnin'.
426
00:27:57,730 --> 00:27:59,690
♪ Lightning.
427
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:10,250
Goodbye!
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