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What are you doing today?

You?

No, you're still funny.

I don't know.

I really hate to see you.

I just saw a stand -up.

Yeah, we just left a while ago, so... That's right. Yeah.

Well,

not too much.

I'm just saying.

Hey, but what's up with that little booty dance you was telling me about?

You got your little shorts on? You ready to do the dance for me?

I had a feeling you were going to come by.

You got a special little outfit for me.

Oh, is that right?

We have five minutes, so we can't do too much.

Hey, what's going on in here?

Hey, you know what?

I'm going to tell your mom, and you get the hell out of here. Mark, Mark, Mark.

Stop, Mark.

No, no, it's not Mark. It's Dad.

That's Dad.

Listen, we're going to talk about this later. You need to get going.

I guess I'll have to call you later.

No, no, they don't call you later if the cell phone is gone.

Oh, wow.

Bye.

You're in a lot of trouble.

I told you, don't.

Go to your mom. Mark, I'm not going to listen to you. You're not even my dad.

You're not even my dad. I'm going to call your mom right now.

You need to see about this. I paid the bills up.

Whatever.

Why are you always embarrassing me?

You know what? Go to your mom.

No, I'm not going to listen to you.

I really like that guy too. There's no boys in my house, okay?

Okay.

Sorry, but you flush, I'm not going to be following your rules in here.

And just because you got with my mom doesn't mean that you're anything to me.

Unless you want to get your own place, you got to follow the rules. Yeah, I'll

sign on.

Okay, until then, no boys, no cell phone.

No, are you kidding me?

That's not fair. I don't like you embarrassing me in front of my friends

that. No, it is fair. What were you going to do? You were just going to fuck

on my couch?

Maybe if you didn't show up here, maybe, yeah.

No, no, no. I didn't even fuck on this couch yet.

I still owe payments on this couch.

Whatever. Sorry, Mark, but... Hey, don't call me Mark. Call me Dad or Stepdad.

Mark, I can do whatever I want.

You and I want this.

It's really bad.

No, no, no. I'm happy because you want it.

No, but I have things planned for today. I won't get them.

And you and she will do that.

So... So... You can't do this. I'm going to talk to your mom real quick. Mark,

relax.

Oh. Oh.

I guess we can just do it.

I think I need some help from my stepdad.

Thank you.

You don't tell, I won't tell.

Do you have secrets?

I think that it's time for you to go to your room, stepdad.