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- Hi, Director. - Hi, Director.

How are you doing, Director?

Did I make it…

as an actress?

[fake flirty laugh]

Thank you, Director.

What can I do for you?

Hold on.

Why? Come on, just take it off.

Take it easy.

Take it off now, Director!

Yes, Director!

Yes, Director!

- You’ll cast me, right? - Of course.

So I can finally be an actress.

We’re gonna be actresses!

[squealing]

This is real, sis!

[loud squeals]

Director, how was it?

Did we get in?

Uhm... what were your names again?

I’m Rubee.

And I’m Xaxa.

Director, we’re willing to work even 25 hours a day.

It’s only 24 hours.

Idiot! I’m saying I’m willing to do overtime. Shh.

So… are we in?

[cheering]

Oh.

What the hell is going on?

Why are you dressed like hookers? Are you here for an audition?

What are you all just sitting there for?

Do I pay you just to breathe?

Hey, old man!

Whoever you are,

you don’t have the right to talk to them like that.

[mocking chuckle]

And for your information,

we’re not hookers!

Exactly! Watch who you're messing with!

Show some respect to your director and cameraman!

[laughing]

[fake laughing]

Stop it!

Your “director” and “cameraman” are just the guard and the janitor here!

Both of you—tell them who I am.

You are the director.

You jerk!

So you’re just the janitor?

How dare you!

- I don't want to see you! - Leave!

You're so fresh, director.

Director, I’ve watched all your movies.

- I’m a huge fan! - Yeah, right!

- Well, who am I then? - Why, director?

- Director... - Uhm, you’re Director...

Okay, now, here’s what I want to say.

I have the right to call you hookers.

Because who would wear stuff like that on a children’s show?

[laughing]

They're in the wrong place.

You two... get out!

- You idiots. Get lost! [screaming]

Leave!

BFF, what is this? Just loose change?

[sighs]

For the young ones, stay away from inappropriate content.

and follow the path of the Lord.

That's full of crap.

BFF!

BFF, look at this!

Eight hundred per bag.

Hold on.

Is it bloodletting?

My period’s still far off.

You’re such an idiot, BFF. It’s just a shot.

A shot? I haven’t even finished my vaccines yet.

I don’t want it. You can jab yourself.

Whatever.

Fine… then don’t. I’ll do it alone.

As if! Maybe it’s that other kind of shot.

BFF,

after what happened earlier,

we really need a real side-hustle.

We keep applying, you know,

but no one is hiring us.

BFF, what about my dream

of eating lasagna

in Italy?

And trying out…

croissants in France?

That’s not going to happen anymore, BFF!

What about doing… porn in Japan? Don’t you want that?

[sighs]

As for me, I’ll be happy just going to college next year.

Why are you talking about college? You barely finished sixth grade.

You didn’t even go to high school.

Worry about your own dreams.

Speaking of dreams, BFF…

All I want is...

to be with Miguel.

I feel…

like I’d be so happy if that happens.

For me, I just want to be able to send money back home.

The problem is, we don’t have money.

It’s okay, BFF.

[heavy sigh]

This is taking forever. Where are we even going?

Hi! I'm Madam Lynn.

From Happy Fun Time Models.

Are you 18 to 25 years old?

BFF, that's us!

- Eighteen! - Do you have good acting skills?

- That's us! - Yeah, that's us!

A pleasing personality?

And the desire for an exciting new life?

Yes! We want that!

If so, what are you waiting for?

Go ahead and take action when you can!

Is this a sign, BFF?

- Visit our headquarters... - Let's go! [squealing]

and apply now!

Let's go!

Thanks.

Oh my gosh! There’s a lot of bills, BFF.

How are we gonna pay for all this?

[heavy sigh, then screams]

- Oh. - Lord!

Is there even more coming?

Casting couch... Pervert in the jeep...

Those weirdos? I’ll go for it.

It's just me—

I'm open to anything.

- Huh? - Open hearts...

Open breasts!

- Ahh... - Here... Open sesame!

There.

You know what?

Eat up. It's just the hunger talking.

You're just hungry.

Let's watch TV.

The number of male victims continues to rise...

What did it say?

According to our sources,

this was caused by

counterfeit performance-enhancing drugs popular among party goers.

However, police are continuing their investigation and have assigned...

Hey, you girls!

You think I don’t know you’re inside?

I can hear you watching TV.

You better pay your rent already.

What do you think about my place?

A shelter for insects and snakes?

At least it's not for shrimps. [laughing]

Wow! You’re still able to laugh?

You’ve got until tomorrow to pay.

If not, I’ll throw you out on the street!

Hey! You're too loud!

Shut up! You're no better. You haven’t paid rent either!

Stay there and you better pay up! Pay your rent!

You too. Come here!

Over here, come on!

I’m so stressed, BFF.

Sis, I don’t wanna live on the street!

What do we do now?

It’s okay.

We’re not meant for the streets.

We’ll find a way.

Huh? Where is this 'way'?

Dumbass! A way out!

I thought you meant the actual streets.

I said a way—not the streets!

This bread is freaking stale.

Whatever. Let's just cheers.

We’ll bite, but we won’t give up!

[wailing continues]

What happened to him?

He had a blood extraction, ma’am. Are you getting one too?

Oh, no.

What the hell?

[gasps]

It’s Doc.

Rubee?

Hi! Doc Miguel?

Are you here for a bloodletting, too?

Uhm, yes.

I saw your post.

So, I thought...

I’d give it a try. [boisterous laugh]

- Ah, that’s good. - Yes.

You know, bloodletting has health benefits.

The payment’s just a bonus.

Yes.

I know, Doc Miguel.

I’m actually doing it for... the health benefits.

Will you be the one poking me, Doc Miguel?

Huh?

Just kidding! [boisterous laugh]

Doc Miguel... you’re really busy here, huh?

Yeah.

I've had quite a lot of patients lately.

Not just here at the clinic.

What about you?

What’s going on with you?

Uhm... I’m actually fully booked right now.

You know how it is in my line of work—

commercials...

modeling...

hosting gigs.

The usual.

Ah, that’s good.

Anyway, let’s get started.

Sure, let’s start. Let’s go.

Hey! What’s that?

We're starting.

We’re starting the checkup.

Ohh...

Here.

Inhale...

Exhale...

Inhale...

Exhale...

Inhale...

Inhale...

Exhale...

Put it in, Doc Miguel!

Hey! Rubee!

I said... exhale.

Exhale...

Exhale.

Are you okay?

- I’m fine. - Are you still breathing?

Do you still want to continue this?

Of course!

Take as much blood as you need, Doc Miguel.

You can even poke me on both arms.

Or perhaps…

on my chest.

Huh?

Geez. I'm such an idiot. This is frustrating.

So, how are things over there?

Well,

since you're not here…

I'm just here fondling these coconuts.

Mmm!

My gosh!

Yet when I was there, even a simple touch was a no-go.

Well,

of course, I want us to get married first.

That’s how it is when you look good, you're conservative as well.

Then, why don’t you just follow me here?

I’m saving up. Money’s tough, you know.

Actually,

It's been a while since I last—

Huh? Since you what?

Since I lu—

Since you lu... what?

Did you just use lube, Jojo? What?

Good Lord! I mean load.

- Like, get a load. - Ahh...

Load?

You mean phone credit.

But if you really want to play with yourself,

- I could always help you out. - Hey, Xa!

Don’t be like that.

I might actually take you up on that.

Huh?

Jojo?

Jojo? The eggplant turned into Jojo!

Jojo?

Wow!

That’s it!

Oh!

It’s BFF.

Get dressed, girl. We’ve finally got fare money!

Where are we going?

[squealing in excitement]

We’re finally loaded!

Madam Lynn is so pretty.

- Wow! - This place is pretty.

The lighting is on point, girl.

Hey, BFF,

is this for real?

I think so, BFF.

They even have carpets, see?

- Wow. - And the lights are amazing.

- That one looks great. - Yes!

Oh.

Hello, ladies!

Welcome to Happy Fun Time HQ.

Madam,

you’re so pretty.

Oh, it’s nothing.

Mika!

Uh, just fill out the forms, please.

Name… Xaxa.

Age… Twenty-three.

Sex… Yes!

Position…. Sixty-nine!

BFF, make sure you answer properly, okay?

Remember, this is a modeling agency.

Ladies,

professionalism is our number one priority here.

Because our customers are high-end. They are VIPs.

They have money.

That’s why here at Happy Fun Time,

there are only three P’s you need to remember.

P for Posture.

P for Personality.

And P...

Performance.

So?

- Madam Lynn... - Mm-hmm?

I want one more "P", too.

P?

P for... Paycheck!

Ladies...

I know.

Trust me, we aren't doing this for free.

If the money is right… I know, right!

Exactly! Preach! [squealing in excitement]

Anyway, if you're ready... it’s time for the 4 P’s.

Shit, girl. I only brought a two-piece. What now?

Same here, I only brought a two-piece, BFF.

- What do we do? - Wait... two plus two equals four!

- Oh, four. - Huh? Two? Four?

Ladies…

P... P... P... Program.

Mika.

Yes, Madam?

Please get the training room ready.

Will do, Madam.

Ladies!

This is the start of your training...

...on how to provide a "happy ending."

Music, please!

P for Posture.

My clients don't want someone who’s slouching. So, arch your back!

Boobs out!

Chin up... chin up

Arch your back, arch your back.

Boobs out!

Chin up... Chin up. Okay.

Lift your legs. Up! Up!

Keep those legs up!

Madam, we can't do it.

Yes, you can! It’s just like this. Look!

- Oh! - See?

[panicked screams]

P for Personality.

So smile. Big smile!

Smile. Smile!

More. More. More!

Smile!

Is everything okay?

She's doing okay now, Madam Lynn.

Now smile!

More!

Last but not least, P for Performance.

Give it your all, like it’s your last performance!

Go! Grind it! Shake it!

More hips! Work those hips! There you go.

Keep it moving! Put your hands up. Yes, just like that!

More!

Very good... Keep that rhythm going!

Give it your all!

Keep it moving! Just like that. Go!

Very good! Perfect!

I love it!

Ladies, it looks like you’re ready.

You're ready for your first premium event.

Ladies, this is high-profile. Exclusive.

Be on your best behavior.

Remember everything I taught you, okay?

P-P-P for Posture, Personality, Performance!

Slay! Perfect!

Madam Lynn, I’m so excited!

Good. In that case, your car is ready to take you to the location.

Huh? Immediately?

Bes, why is it like this?

What is this? This is basically my Valentine's outfit for Jojo.

Maybe this is just how couture is, BFF.

So expensive...

Let’s take a peek.

Are you ready to heat up the night?

Make some noise...

...for your Heavenly Cupids of Desire, Xaxa and Rubee!

Hi!

Uhm...

I'm Rubee, and...

I'm Xaxa!

We are your Bestfriends Forever!

[awkward laugh]

So, right now, we’re gonna play...

Bring Me!

Let’s go!

Now, let's see it... bring me a sexy dance!

Wow, BFF!

Hi!

Hi!

Let’s go!

You're so good!

Really? Thank you!

Shit! Medic! Somebody call a medic!

Police! Put your hands up!

Nobody move!

Hey.

You two, put your hands up!

Wait!

Uhm...

Just put them behind your backs. Hands behind your backs!

Wait, no! Put them back up! Hands up!

Which is it, really?

Well, cover yourselves up!

Don't you have any bras?

This is our bra.

That's a bra? Those are bottle caps!

Psst. Hello there. I’m here.

By the way, I am Detective...

Tonio Gasan,

CIDG Anti-Narcotics Division.

I'm Rubee.

And I'm Xaxa.

Are you a tough guy, Detective?

That's actually T. Gasan. T. Gasan.

- Ah... I see. Gasan. - Yum!

You see, uhm...

many have already fallen victim

to this new party drug they call PPP.

It has already claimed many lives.

And I also want you both to know that...

according to our intel,

you’ve been identified as the distributors.

What?

We have nothing to do with that, Detective.

Exactly! Besides, do we look like we have dicks?

That's right! We don't even know what that is...

and we definitely don't use it!

I'll be straight with you.

You're our only lead in this case.

That's why we need your help

in solving this case.

And if we refuse? What are you gonna do about it?

No cooperation? Then it’s prison.

Just kidding, Detective! Maybe we can talk this out like friends?

- Hey BFF. Let's give him a little treat. - What do you want, Detective?

Wait, no. That's enough, that's enough.

Since we already have your contact numbers,

we'll just call you when something goes down.

Okay?

Okay!

- Thank you, Detective! - Mwah! You're so kind, Detective!

No need to flatter me. Go on.

Let's go, BFF!

Hurry! Before he changes his mind.

Why are the police making a fuss?

Who told you to touch the shipment without my go-signal?

Fine! Put the PPP on hold for now!

You're all so stupid!

Idiots!

Uh, Madam Lynn, here’s the updated roster.

Uhm...

Madam, isn't this dangerous?

We’re in this together, right?

I’m loyal to you, so...

you’re loyal to me, as well.

If I’m on top, you’re on top.

But if I go down, you’re going down with me.

Understood?

Uhm...

- Yes, Madam. - Good.

Fine. Go and get the numbers of those two airheads. I need to talk to them.

Yes, Madam.

Who am I talking to, a pair of boobs?

It sounds like your voices are coming straight from your nipples!

Oh, we're sorry!

Okay, ladies!

So, are you both alright?

We're okay, madam!

We were just overwhelmed.

Anyway, listen up.

I already had Mika email you both the official talking points.

Happy Fun Party is a family-friendly agency.

- What's that? - What's that?

Next time the police talk to you,

that's where you'll get your answers. Is this clear?

Ladies, it's just like a celebrity press release.

You don't want to get canceled, right?

Next time, we’ll make sure our stories are straight.

Remember, you did nothing wrong.

You were just partying,

and they were the gatecrashers.

Someone got a heart attack because of the pills.

Never ever say anything about the pills. Okay?

Is that clear?

Now, get some beauty rest because you have another booking tomorrow.

Okay?

Rubee?

Hi, Doc Miguel!

Are you here for your follow-up checkup?

Yes.

I wouldn't want my doctor to think I'm a stubborn patient.

Uhm...

Let me take your blood pressure.

Sure.

Give me your hand.

Doc...

Why...

does it feel like...

my heart is beating so fast?

Oh, that’s normal.

Some patients' hearts beat fast especially when they're nervous.

So, I'm nervous?

Uhm...

120 over 80.

Um... I'm going home now.

Thank you for your time, Doc Miguel.

No problem.

Bye, Doc Miguel.

Rubee?

Hold on.

Doc Miguel...

do you have a desire for me?

For a long time now.

Please, slap me.

What?

Would would I do that?

Because I might just be dreaming.

Rubee,

you're not dreaming.

Shit!

This is actually real!

Which one looks better?

This... This... Or this?

Good lord, what kind of question is that?

Of course everything looks good, you're the one wearing it.

Uh, there he goes again.

Seriously. Which is it? This one? Or this one?

Alright, fine! If you want to be sure...

why don't you change in front of me?

Ohh... You're crazy.

Crazy for you.

Oh, so sweet... there she goes again. Go on, shake them.

You know what looks best on you?

Wearing nothing at all while standing right here.

What are you still doing over there? Get over here.

Xa, just relax. I'll be there soon.

I love our outfits today, BFF. It's giving genius vibes.

Girl, damn! My boobs are popping out. I can't breathe!

Just suffer for the 'girls,' BFF. It's easy money anyway.

The important thing is were able to pay our rent!

Let it be tight. What matters is we're finally loosening up financially.

Girl, I'd rather just let them pop out.

- It’s too tight! - BFF, just put up with it for the moment.

- You want them? I'll ShareIt them to you. - Fine, just 'ShareIt' them to me.

What the... it won't connect.

I was tasked by my boss,

Sir Polo’s dad, to teach his sons how to be ladies' men.

They grew up to be so shy around women...

and he’s worried they’ll never get married.

So, I'm leaving them in your hands. Understood?

Follow me.

Follow? Are they going to hit us, girl?

I don't know with you, BFF. Let’s go!

Oh, no. I'm not into that.

Sir Marco and Polo, here are your new vitamins.

I'll leave them to you.

Make sure they 'break out' of their shells...

because if not, no one gets paid.

[fake laughing]

Hi!

Hi!

Hi, sir!

Would you like to learn Astrology?

It's Astronomy, BFF!

Oh, is it Astronomy? It's all the same thing, right?

It’s Anatomy—

if you’re referring to the study of the structure of the body.

Huh?

It looks like you're the ones who need a lesson.

Well, if you want to teach us...

we can definitely help you more.

[gasps]

That’s a lot of tattoos

This is an ancient form of body art.

Oh, true. Same.

Thank you for your service. You may leave now.

What?

PPP again?

This doesn't feel like a coincidence anymore, BFF.

PPP at the party...

PPP at the office...

Even here, it's still PPP?

[panicked screams]

[gasping for breath]

Sis, who’s that?

It's Detective T.Gasan.

He wants us to meet him at a hotel for his drug case.

I haven’t even memorized what Madam Lynn sent us.

What are we supposed to say?

Girl, I don’t know.

[screaming]

Where are we going?

What’s going on?

- Where do we go now? - I don't know.

Here, here, hurry up!

Oh my God.

Make sure all the evidence is secured.

- Go on. I'll leave it to you. - Okay, sir.

Rubee. Xaxa.

If you haven't noticed, the victims of this 'PPP' are increasing.

And it looks like the victims are getting younger and younger.

Hold it.

He was our client before... he actually ended up dead. Gosh.

This isn't just a simple matter of party drugs anymore.

This has become an organized criminal enterprise.

And the victims seem targeted since they come from different sectors.

It looks like their goal is the destabilization of the entire system.

BFF, I don't think I can do this anymore.

Do what? Handle the pressure?

No!

All the info he's saying.

Hey! What happened to you, BFF?

Are you okay?

Oh, she's fine, Detective T.Gasan.

Sorry, was my English too much?

Why do you have to speak that way…

- Anyway, go on. Go on. - Oh, I'm sorry.

[clears throat]

I just want to tell you both... that you're involved in this crime.

What?

But why us?

Us? Really?

Well, weren't you both at the scene of the crime?

Now, there's only one way to clear your names...

and that’s if you agree to be the eyes and ears of the law.

How about being the "boobs" of the law?

- That’s right. - Please...

That might actually work.

That’s what we’ll use against the... VIP clients.

Hold on.

Here, you're going to need this.

Girl, I don't think I can swallow that.

You're such an idiot. You don't swallow that, BFF.

Do you think you're Darna?

Huh?

Uhm, don't you have anything more high-tech? Like AirPods?

We're the police. Do we look fancy to you?

Our agency is actually dealing with budget cuts.

Oh, how lame.

So, what now, girls? Can I count on you?

BFF?

Very good!

[squealing]

Thank you so much!

Wait, hold on! I’m drowning here!

- I'm drowning in your boobs! - Oops!

Back off a little. Have some respect for me.

That’s good!

[squealing continues]

Uh, Detective, we're here in the meeting room.

Hello?

Hello, Rubee, Xaxa. Are you there yet?

Can you hear us?

- Hello? - Detective?

Can you hear him?

No, I'm also getting nothing. What do we do now?

I don't know either.

Hello?

Hello, Detective?

- Hey! This is what I'm telling you. - This is it. Let's go, party!

- This is it, guys! - It's showtime!

- You'll see. Come on, girls. - Let’s go!

This is gonna be a fun night.

- Let's go! - Dance for us!

- They're going to dance for us, guys. - Dance!

[cheering]

Ouch!

Hel—

I don't understand anything!

Hello?

- Cheers! Wooh! - Let's go!

- Let's enjoy the moment! - Alright, come on.

Shot, bro! Shots!

Here... let’s take PPP.

This is solid.

Party with the boys and girls!

Thanks to PPP! Rock n' roll to the world!

Whoo!

Hello? Come in... come in... Rubee... Xa...

Are you guys having fun?

Of course!

Detective! Detective!

Hey!

Aren't you going to congratulate us?

Hmm?

I didn’t hear anything! Your device is broken.

All I heard was static noises.

- But, she has this. - Total fail!

- She got one. Maybe we can use it. - What is that?

Mika gave it to us.

Why are you guys hiding?

What are you doing here, Mika?

I should be the one asking you that.

Let me guess... you need help?

Look, I'm not sure what's going on anymore either.

But what's happening to Madam Lynn's clients is really wrong.

And I don't want you guys to get hurt.

Does that mean... you're going to help us?

I don't want you to end up like me—

stuck in a dead end, just following orders.

- It's so heavy! What's this? - What’s this for?

It's not high-tech, but it's useful.

It's packed with wigs, hats, paraphernalia...

and bras with built-in recorders.

Huh? Will any of those fit my breasts?

Why did they even get that big anyway?

Well, it's because a bee bit one when I was a kid.

Both of them?

I let it bite the other one too so they'd be even! Duh!

Mika, where are you?

The files to be sent to the partners behind closed doors...

I need to check them before they're sent via email.

Be careful, okay?

Don't be swayed by Madam's promises. Because her promises always get broken.

Mika, you need to know that BFF and I are already cooperating with the Detective.

That's why, regarding that 'closed-door' meeting Madam Lynn mentioned...

We need to know all about it.

Help us.

Please, help us.

Alright.

Leave it to me.

I got you, girls.

Bra recorder, check it out.

Wait, Bes... I don't think I turned it on.

Typical you, BFF!

Forget that, we have a much bigger problem now.

What?

Here.

You two are trending.

What the hell, Detective!

Holy shit, Bes, what now?

BFF!

My family back in the province is gonna see this!

I need to send Miguel a message.

Jojo’s going to see this!

Jojo, my loves.

Miguel, my loves!

Oh my gosh, BFF!

Jojo? No!

What's up with that phone?

Well? Aren't you gonna answer it? It's been ringing forever.

Why are you meddling?

I'm just not ready to talk to Miguel yet.

Whatever.

You're being so dramatic. At least he's still calling you.

As for me, I'm getting ghosted, and my family is ashamed of me.

It's because you were such a mess during our undercover op, right?

Instead of working, what were you doing? You were flirting.

Oh, so you’re really going to blame this all on me?

If you hadn't forced me to apply for that PPP,

we wouldn't even be in this mess!

You benefited from it too! We used that money to pay off our debts.

[heavy sigh]

You’ve got some nerve, Xaxa.

Damn it, my life has been a total wreck ever since I met you!

So, now you're making me out to be the villain?

Fine. As of now, our friendship is over.

You bet! Our friendship is officially over.

Breastfriends' forever? Bitch, you can shove that up your ass!

Best enemies forever!

Excuse me, can you pass my fare?

Damn it, don't you have hands?

Can't you see we're in the middle of a fight?

Pay it yourself!

So annoying. Everything is just... ugh!

120…

that's the number of new victims of the PPP pills.

And that's just in the last two days.

Detective, I'll go undercover on my own.

Are you sure?

You're too dumb, you won't be able to handle it.

Oh, really? At least I'm not a social climber like you.

Oh yeah? Spell it, then!

Rubee, Xaxa, what's wrong with you?

What is happening here?

Is this really how best friends behave?

Do you have any idea why this case is so important?

I had a partner...

we spent ten years solving crimes together.

We became friends, too.

Then we were hit with the news, just last year...

he died.

He was also a victim of those PPP pills.

Since then, I promised myself I would bring justice to his death.

I'm really sorry, my BFF.

I can't afford to lose you.

I'm sorry, too. I can lose everything, as long as I don't lose you.

Because we are... Breastfriends Forever!

Wait a minute...

I've been hearing sad music while I was talking. Who's playing that?

Is there an entrance there, Mika?

Everything you need is here: proof, dates, names, and PPP shipments.

I thought the 'PPP' was a bonus.

- Wait, why are you giving this to us? - Yeah, why?

Why not? Just let it be! She already gave it, no take-backs!

Thank you, Mika.

Hold on—you're Madam Lynn's secretary, right?

Former secretary.

I'm doing this because it's the right thing to do.

And this... is their next event.

Are you guys ready?

Sir T. Gasan,

we’re ready!

Bes, it's like everyone here is just a total creep.

Just hang in there. We’ll be done with these idiots soon.

We just need to find the evidence, okay?

Don’t worry, girls. I’m right here behind you, okay?

Are you lost, little boy?

Little—[clears throat]—Little boy?

Come on, baby.

- Help. Help. - Come on.

[gasps]

Shit.

Hello, Detective? You okay in there?

Uhm, I’m not sure.

[shrieks]

Do you like it, baby?

Yes, master.

Uh-huh!

Do you think the detective's okay, BFF?

Where even is he?

Let’s split up.

You go here, I’ll go there. No—wait, I'll go here, you go there.

No, wait, that's wrong. You go here.

What happened?

I think the detective's been compromised.

We have to keep the operation going, bff.

Hold on, let's continue this later, okay?

Hey, miss... you want some?

Huh? No thanks. That’s only for guys with dicks.

Madam Lynn is here.

Hi.

Madam Lynn, PPP sales are huge here at the Visayas branch.

And that’s just from this week alone.

Of course. That’s all thanks to my planning and strategy.

With the next shipment... all of East Asia will be paralyzed.

They even have other operations running at an international level.

Detective, do you copy?

Did you enjoy?

- Are you enjoying? - Yes.

- Hey! - Are you ready, little boy?

Come to mommy!

- Do you like it? - Oh, my!

Do you like it?

Like it? Like it, like it...

You like it?

- Oh, my gosh! - Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

[screams]

Mika, thank you!

I’ve been struggling to get out of here for a while now.

And here I thought you were enjoying yourself.

Honestly, I almost did. Good thing you showed up.

Let’s move.

Girls, stick to the plan, okay? Let's go.

Wow, you guys have quite a few branches and channels.

We have a manufacturer on an island up north.

People think we're making whitening soap...

little do they know, it’s actually for "getting hard."

Did you guys get that?

Nobody move! We're the police!

Police?

[panicked screams]

Where is Madam Lynn?

Where did she go?

Damn it!

And where do you think you’re going? Huh?

[shrieks]

Ah! Just stay right there. Relax.

- You’ve got some nerve! - Let go of me!

You girls are all tits and no brains! You’re idiots!

You deserve that.

Rubee! Xaxa!

Alright... my turn.

Can’t you see? I’m still the legendary Pedro Penduko!

That hurts.

Where do you think you’re going, Madam? You’re under arrest.

Is that what you think?

So, what now?

Take that!

Thank you, Mika!

Don’t lock me up! We aren't finished yet!

This is the end for you!

- You’re through! - You ungrateful brats!

No, no, no!

Detective Gasan,

what can you tell us about the successful arrest of the PPP drug mastermind?

Well, we’re happy to report

that those responsible will finally be held accountable...

and justice will finally be served for all the victims of PPP drugs.

Many people are impressed by your dedication to this operation.

What do you have to say to your fans?

Hi, fans!

Actually, I couldn't have done this

without the help of my new friend...

Mika,

who chose to do the right thing.

And of course,

the two "boobs"— wait, your boobs are in the way.

The two "keys"—the keys to the success of this operation,

Rubee and Xaxa.

Rubee, Xaxa, any words you'd like to share?

Oh, hi to my relatives back in the province! Let’s go! Whoo!

Jojo, my loves, I miss you!

I also want to shout out my family. I hope you're proud of me.

Miguel, I love you so much. You're my one and only!

We are… the Breastfriends Forever!

Detective Gasan for the win!

What should I even say to Doc Miguel?

I’ve loved you since the bloodletting drive.

Wait, no... that’s wrong. Erase that.

I don't know what to do!

Doc Miguel, I just want to say sorry for everything I did.

I can’t live without you, Doc Miguel.

I love you so much. I hope you can forgive me.

[screams]

- Where is Doc Miguel? - He’s inside.

Doc, someone's looking for you. I think she's gonna confess!

Hey! Keep it down, will you? Get out of here!

What a mood killer!

What was that? You have something to confess?

Huh?

Doc Miguel... I just wanted to say I’m sorry for what I did.

I only did it because I really needed the money.

I love you so much...

So...

So...

Jojo?

I’m here!

I thought you were mad at me?

Could I ever stay mad at you?

You know who I should really be mad at?

Myself.

Because I thought I’d lost you.

I thought you’d found someone else.

Should we even wait for the wedding?

Or should we just get down to business right now?

Is this real?

Of course. You talk too much.

Ah! Ouch! That hurts!

[screeches]

Jojo, my loves.

Wow, this is way better than coconut.

So this is what it’s like... it’s amazing!

Keep going.

Keep going, Doc Miguel!

More!

Keep going!

- Are we doing this right? - Yeah.

Don’t you like how this feels, Doc?

I do! It feels amazing!

Then we’re doing the right thing.

Keep it going!

Harder, Doc Miguel!

Harder, please!

I want it hard!

Harder, like that!

My loves. Jojo, my loves!