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You either need to break up with
Raj or take him off your team.
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I'm gonna miss working with you so much.
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And, hey, I don't want
you to worry about Evan.
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If he ever crossed a line,
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trust that I would
shoot it down right away.
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So, I was wondering if you would
like to get a drink with me sometime.
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To talk next steps on the app.
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- Sure. When?
- How about now?
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- Oh, my God, we loved your set!
- Yeah, you're hysterical.
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Look, I don't have to go
to the queer comedy night.
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Yes, you do.
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So, you're not breaking up with me?
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No.
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'Cause I'm falling in love with you.
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I haven't had the chance to thank you
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for making her dress. It's stunning.
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This is Callie.
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She's our new research assistant.
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Oh, good.
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You served a demand letter?
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That's what you said we do.
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We, as in one of the licensed lawyers.
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I don't expect you to invite me
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to every party at The Coterie.
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Because I didn't want
to flaunt my choice
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in front of Gael at his sister's party.
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So, I'm your choice?
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- Yes.
- In that case,
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all is forgiven.
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Oh. Oh, my God. Look at that jacket.
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It is a travesty that a cow had to die
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for you to look almost all right.
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Ooh!
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So, the next steps on the app.
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I wanted to talk to you
about something personal.
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What kind of law do you practice?
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But this remodel has been so stressful.
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I really need a vacation.
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♪ Good Trouble 2x05 ♪
Happy Heckling
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Why do you have to go
back to the Blue Team?
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They never replaced me.
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Did you mean to write "pubic static"?
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- It should be "public".
- No, no, no. Public.
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- Public.
- It's what...
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Ah! Look who's back from the vaganerian.
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How did the neutering go?
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Is it itchy? Do you
need a cone of shame?
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The least she could have done
is let him keep his balls.
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Right? Like in a jar or something.
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- I feel so bad.
- It's okay.
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I'll survive.
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Hey, so what happened with Raj?
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Well, you know what to say.
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Well, the plan was always...
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for me to work on the
back end and once...
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the beta test was successful,
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- bring Claire in...
- to work on the front end.
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- Mm.
- So, she just wanted you for your back end.
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Baby got back... end.
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But clearly, the front
was not impressive.
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No, I'm not impressed, at all.
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What was that for?
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For being amazing.
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So, uh, how late did you
end up working last night?
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Not that late.
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So, next steps on the app.
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Actually, that's not why I asked you
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to have drinks with me.
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I wanted to talk to you
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about something more personal.
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Oh.
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I wanted to talk to you about...
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dating.
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All these student loan lenders
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are predatory, if you ask me.
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And what about the colleges?
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Tuition has doubled over
the past three decades.
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But salaries haven't.
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Which is why I can't
afford to go to grad school.
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I still owe $65,000 as it is.
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But hopefully, I'll find a rich husband.
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Sixty-five K? Oof. Mine is half that.
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What's a law degree
setting you back these days?
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- You don't want to know.
- Come on, Marcus.
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We're all friends here.
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One-ten-ish?
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- Wow.
- Yikes.
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And that was a couple of years ago.
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What about you? What are you carrying?
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Or did you have your college paid for?
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Like, he thinks
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I'm some entitled rich girl
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who's never had to work for anything.
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- He doesn't know me.
- So, set him straight.
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No, I shouldn't have to play
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the foster kid card just to
get him to stop judging me.
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Actually, I was a foster kid.
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And when I eventually
met my biological father,
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he insisted on setting up
a college fund for me. So...
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Well, I think that's great!
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Yeah, you're fortunate
to start your career
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with such a big leg up.
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I'm sure once you actually pass the bar,
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you'll have lots of opportunities.
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Do you know who else didn't
pass the bar the first time?
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Jerry Brown, Michelle Obama,
Hillary Clinton, and FDR.
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They all ended up having
pretty solid careers.
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I can't believe I was so full of myself.
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Quitting my clerkship,
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thinking I was going to
get a job at the ACLU.
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Now I'm a research assistant,
making half of what I was.
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Meanwhile, Mariana's stuck
paying two-thirds of our rent,
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and she has her own
student loans to pay.
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♪ Been lost, been found ♪
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- ♪ Bound with temptation ♪
- _
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I haven't gotten the job yet.
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- I'm pretty sure I'm going to get it.
- _
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♪ I've been uptight, you got me right ♪
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♪ I'm back into my groove ♪
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♪ Keep it pumping give me something ♪
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♪ That I could get used to... ♪
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I could always help out.
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No. No. No, no, no.
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So, that's a no?
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No, you have always been
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beyond supportive of me.
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In fact,
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what can I do for you, for once?
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Besides... get naked?
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You can come with me to this
partner's event this weekend.
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I'm one of the only
junior lawyers invited.
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- It's kind of a big deal.
- I'm there.
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Nice.
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- Wait, when is it?
- Saturday.
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This Saturday?
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Don't forget we're working Saturday.
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We work one a month for clients
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who can't get here during the week.
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- All of us?
- Yes. All of us.
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Knock, knock.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
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What do you think? This one or this one?
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Uh, I like the leather jacket.
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Yeah, I could use the extra body armor.
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Where are you going?
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The comedy club.
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Check out some acts. "Make connections".
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Uh, do you want to come?
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- Oh, no, thanks.
- Great.
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Um, actually, I was gonna ask
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if there may be some odd
jobs I could do around here
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for maybe a little break on rent.
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Money's kind of tight and all.
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Um...
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Well, okay, just...
I'll leave you to it.
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Just call me if you need anything.
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I think this is more awkward for her.
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It doesn't have to be awkward.
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No, I know.
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I really appreciate you letting me help.
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Yeah. Well, we know
we work well together.
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So, just,
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uh, let me know what I need to do.
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Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Yo, you came!
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Where's your partner?
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Joey. They had to work.
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I got a spot. I'm going up tonight.
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Yes! Oh, my gosh.
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It's, like, crazy hard
to go up at this club,
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especially if you're new.
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So, who did you sleep with this time?
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Okay, hunty.
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I only did that once by the way.
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- You be judging.
- I do be judging.
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- Wait, is that Lindsay Brady?
- Where?
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Oh, my God!
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What is she doing here?
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"They", they just changed their pronoun.
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There's a lot of that going around.
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Which I fully support.
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It's just tough to remember.
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Life is so hard as a white woman.
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Maybe they're workshopping
some new material.
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Well, I'm, like, their number one stan.
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I've been trying forever to get them
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to follow me back on Insta.
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Oh, my God, not happening.
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They're very stingy with their follows.
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Maybe if they hang out
after, we can meet them?
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- I mean...
- Shh, shh.
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Be cool.
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- Wow.
- Let's get a good seat.
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So, you want to feather the paint on,
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just like this.
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Perfect.
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How's it going with Elijah?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, you're seeing
him again, aren't you?
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So, this is my assistant Naveen,
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and this is Gael.
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- Hey.
- What's up, dude?
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All right.
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So, the sewing tables
will be in the back.
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And out here,
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we'll have our new
collection on display,
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along with a small boutique.
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It's a great space.
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What... What? What is this?
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This is just a thank-you
for Jazmin's dress.
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_
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- You framed this?
- Uh... yeah.
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- Y-you're welcome?
- It's just...
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A great review
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that you should be proud
of and hang it up in here.
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Thank you.
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Look at you all low-key, humble.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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If I got a review like that,
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it would be a hell of a big deal for me.
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I hope you're not still stressing
about that Times review.
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Oh, you read that, huh?
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It's bullshit. Don't take it to heart.
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Uh, so, lunch?
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You want to get lunch?
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A guy's got to eat.
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You could eat without me.
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I could also do this without you.
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But it wouldn't be as fun.
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We're hanging out.
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How are you and Jamie?
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So, I know this isn't
exactly your scene.
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No, country club cocktail
parties are my favorite.
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Just don't leave me alone with the wives.
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How white is your firm?
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- They're working on that.
- Mm. And conservative?
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Aah, don't worry. They're
not all Trump supporters.
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Well, as long as you're
not a registered Republican.
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- Are you?
- Hey! There he is!
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Hey!
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And who is this lovely lady?
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This is my girlfriend, Callie.
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This is Garrett, my boss.
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Hi! Lovely to meet you.
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The pleasure is mine. She's a beauty.
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Yeah, she's a lawyer as well.
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Re-really? Uh, where do you work?
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Legal Aid.
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Oh. Good for you.
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I want you to meet my wife.
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Uh, Cynthia, you remember Jamie?
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- Of course.
- It's good to see you again.
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And, hon, this is Jamie's
girlfriend, Callie.
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Will you introduce her
to the other ladies,
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while I steal him to meet
the New York partners?
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Mm-hmm.
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Ugh, these things are boring
as hell. Let's get you a drink.
259
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,382
Yes.
260
00:12:14,407 --> 00:12:15,510
Oh, It's beautiful.
261
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,860
Oh, it's just lovely.
262
00:12:16,885 --> 00:12:18,228
It's such a great day.
Is champagne okay?
263
00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:19,972
- Yes, thank you.
- Great
264
00:12:20,776 --> 00:12:22,175
- Thank you.
- Oh, I know.
265
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,511
It's a nightmare, we
did all our bathrooms.
266
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,402
But once it's done, we'll be so happy.
267
00:12:26,427 --> 00:12:29,085
Ladies, this is Callie.
She's young Jamie's date.
268
00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:30,834
Oh, we love young Jamie.
269
00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:32,778
Old Jamie, not so much.
270
00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:34,403
I didn't know there was an old Jamie.
271
00:12:34,428 --> 00:12:36,688
- He's a close talker.
- Like Joe Biden.
272
00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,017
So, Callie, what do you do?
273
00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:41,207
I'm a lawyer.
274
00:12:41,232 --> 00:12:43,002
- Oh.
- Oh, Heather and I went to law school.
275
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:44,184
It's where I met my husband.
276
00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:45,692
Oh, where do you work?
277
00:12:45,717 --> 00:12:47,942
Oh, I haven't for years.
278
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,275
Oh, and I never did.
279
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,424
Love law school, hate the law.
280
00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:51,676
Well, it's hard to work
when you have kids.
281
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,510
Personally, I love being
a stay-at-home mom.
282
00:12:54,535 --> 00:12:56,678
It's really the best
decision I ever made.
283
00:12:56,703 --> 00:12:58,636
Especially with a full-time nanny.
284
00:13:05,309 --> 00:13:07,096
Callie?
285
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,838
I heard you called in sick.
286
00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:10,703
I guess you must be feeling better.
287
00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:18,000
So I'm from Arizona.
Yeah, no, I... it's not a choice.
288
00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:21,044
I was born this way.
289
00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:22,288
It's a tough place to be from.
290
00:13:22,313 --> 00:13:23,531
You know, it took us ten years
291
00:13:23,556 --> 00:13:25,442
to recognize the MLK Holiday.
292
00:13:27,029 --> 00:13:29,472
For sure. You know what
they say about Arizona,
293
00:13:29,496 --> 00:13:30,514
it's a dry hate.
294
00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,266
I mean, we've got the Grand Canyon.
295
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,688
You know? Got that going for us.
296
00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:37,360
I made it. It was all me.
297
00:13:37,385 --> 00:13:39,761
Just me, Phillips-head screwdriver,
298
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,219
and a ton of angst.
299
00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:42,689
I spent a lot of time on that.
300
00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:45,003
You're so genius! So smart.
301
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:47,212
I like to think so. Uh, let's see.
302
00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:49,291
So, Facebook has been bleeding users.
303
00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:51,530
Like, 15 million people
have left the website.
304
00:13:51,555 --> 00:13:52,796
I mean, I finally cut the cord.
305
00:13:54,756 --> 00:13:57,257
Yes, I'm a true hero. Absolutely.
306
00:13:57,282 --> 00:14:00,274
Being on Facebook these days is
like going to an abandoned mall.
307
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:03,097
It's a retail apocalypse, you know.
308
00:14:03,122 --> 00:14:05,165
You're wandering around
and there's that chick
309
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,948
from high school trying
to sell you a candle.
310
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,398
Candles. Like lavender!
311
00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:11,683
I mean, your parents are there.
312
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,424
You know, that whole thing.
313
00:14:13,449 --> 00:14:15,307
So true!
314
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:18,359
Mom and Dad are
always liking your photos.
315
00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:20,024
You...
316
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,246
You know, I can hear you, right?
317
00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:25,954
Like, this isn't a TV show.
Like, I'm actually here.
318
00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:28,211
Did your mom not teach you
how to use your inside voice?
319
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,500
- Oh!
- No.
320
00:14:29,525 --> 00:14:31,510
I mean, we kind of
had a language barrier.
321
00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,427
So, you know,
322
00:14:33,597 --> 00:14:34,816
I'm Chinese.
323
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:37,576
All right. Could we get a
light on this individual?
324
00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:38,761
What's happening over here?
325
00:14:42,691 --> 00:14:45,442
Oh, my God. You talk
more than my Coche driver.
326
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,243
Wait. are you my Coche driver?
327
00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:52,846
This is why I gave this person two stars.
328
00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:55,282
Oh, my God, look at that leather jacket.
329
00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:57,945
I am sad that a cow had to die
330
00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:00,047
for you to look almost all right.
331
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,839
You are literally why I'm vegan.
332
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:06,850
I would rather eat a
cashew cheese quesadilla
333
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,366
than look at that jacket.
334
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:11,035
It's terrible. Is that jacket
made out of nut cheese.
335
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:14,520
You know. Has that
kind of a sheen to it.
336
00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:16,819
Did the '80s call you
on a landline and ask
337
00:15:16,844 --> 00:15:18,884
for Andrew Dice Clay's whole thing back?
338
00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:21,615
Did the '90s follow up with a fax
339
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,840
and ask for George
Michael's entire thing back?
340
00:15:24,835 --> 00:15:27,161
So, there is this blogger
341
00:15:27,186 --> 00:15:29,286
who I guess a lot of people follow,
342
00:15:29,788 --> 00:15:31,362
and he did a great piece on Elijah,
343
00:15:31,387 --> 00:15:34,554
and he sent the guy a link to my Insta
344
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,175
and I guess now he wants to interview me
345
00:15:37,199 --> 00:15:39,165
and see my work in person.
346
00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:41,476
That's great.
347
00:15:42,218 --> 00:15:43,785
I don't think I'm going to do it.
348
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,554
No, you can't let one
bad review shut you down.
349
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:50,425
I'm just not confident
in the work that I have,
350
00:15:51,764 --> 00:15:54,144
and I wish I could have shown him the...
351
00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:56,069
the piece that I sold.
352
00:15:58,486 --> 00:15:59,986
You sure it looks good there?
353
00:16:00,011 --> 00:16:01,051
Yeah, it looks great.
354
00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,793
Well, you could always
make another piece like it,
355
00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:08,231
as part of a series.
356
00:16:08,918 --> 00:16:10,009
Yeah.
357
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,846
Bottom line, you can't let
358
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,144
what anyone thinks of
you mess with your head.
359
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:15,521
All that matters is
360
00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:17,786
what you think of
yourself and your work.
361
00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:20,618
The only way the world
will believe in you
362
00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:22,502
is if you believe in yourself.
363
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,826
I wasn't feeling well,
but I had forgotten
364
00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,985
I had promised my boyfriend
I'd come to this work thing,
365
00:16:33,009 --> 00:16:34,411
- so I rallied.
- Thank you.
366
00:16:34,436 --> 00:16:36,729
Well, I would love to meet him.
Which one is he?
367
00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:38,839
Uh, he's over there in the blue suit.
368
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,089
That white guy in the blue suit
369
00:16:41,114 --> 00:16:43,778
or one of the other five
white guys in blue suits?
370
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,199
Look, I know you think I'm entitled,
371
00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:49,288
but this is not my world.
372
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,936
Well, you blend in pretty well.
373
00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:52,205
- Marcus!
- Hey.
374
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,588
Ah, I see you've met, uh...
375
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,005
- Callie.
- Right.
376
00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:57,487
She's also a lawyer with Legal Aid.
Do you two know each other?
377
00:16:59,238 --> 00:17:01,521
- Yes, we do.
- Ah!
378
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,409
Callie, I apologize for
doing this to you again,
379
00:17:04,434 --> 00:17:05,645
but I need to steal Marcus.
380
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,990
There are some people he needs
to meet. Will you excuse us?
381
00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:24,593
We got you a welcome back gift.
382
00:17:32,364 --> 00:17:34,984
They're for ball-busting stress relief.
383
00:17:38,503 --> 00:17:42,005
Well, uh, we just figured,
since Mariana cut off yours.
384
00:17:43,607 --> 00:17:46,240
You, you squish them
when you're stressed.
385
00:17:46,871 --> 00:17:49,147
Just give them, uh, give them a fondle.
386
00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:50,908
- Pluck the hairs out...
- I get it!
387
00:17:51,239 --> 00:17:52,836
So, do we want to list
388
00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:55,253
the grievance committee
suggestions based on importance?
389
00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:56,413
Aren't they all important?
390
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,292
Well, I think a salary laddering plan
391
00:17:58,316 --> 00:18:00,677
is a little more important than
free tampons in the women's room?
392
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,261
That depends how heavy your flow is.
393
00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,630
Hey! How's Raj doing now that
he's back on the Blue Team?
394
00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:10,066
Um, I'm pretty sure he's miserable,
395
00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:11,659
but he wouldn't tell me, just because
396
00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:13,796
it would make me feel
worse than I already do.
397
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,256
And 'cause he's that great.
398
00:18:15,536 --> 00:18:17,041
- Aw.
- I need a Raj.
399
00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,370
- Right?
- Well, I need a raise.
400
00:18:19,395 --> 00:18:20,915
So, let's get back to it.
401
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,067
What?
402
00:18:34,457 --> 00:18:35,489
What?
403
00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:40,086
Uh, guys, you're gonna
want to look at your phones.
404
00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:53,996
Oh, I knew it!
405
00:18:54,021 --> 00:18:56,789
All that feminist BS, and
she is just honeypotting
406
00:18:56,814 --> 00:18:58,672
her way up the ladder.
407
00:19:00,582 --> 00:19:03,527
Oh, I bet she gives great Act-ivism
408
00:19:03,552 --> 00:19:04,869
with that big mouth of hers.
409
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,514
Don't fight!
410
00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:13,227
Dude, my Legos. Come on.
411
00:19:16,721 --> 00:19:17,995
Stop.
412
00:19:25,525 --> 00:19:28,125
Okay, look, I ran into Evan
in the elevator after work,
413
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,804
and he asked me to grab
a drink with him to talk
414
00:19:29,828 --> 00:19:31,588
about my app, and that's it!
415
00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:36,258
I wanted to talk to you about... dating.
416
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,757
You want to talk about dating?
417
00:19:39,473 --> 00:19:42,367
Yes. Uh, what do you think about it?
418
00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:44,848
You don't even need
to explain yourselves.
419
00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:47,358
Why can't a woman just
have a drink with her boss
420
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,143
without everyone jumping to conclusions?
421
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,826
U-us dating?
422
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,090
Oh, no.
423
00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:54,776
Not us dating.
424
00:19:54,801 --> 00:19:57,317
Uh, dating, in general.
425
00:19:57,342 --> 00:19:59,260
Well, have you ever tried a dating app?
426
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,645
I'm not very sure how
to describe myself.
427
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:05,520
What do you think if I help
you set up your profile?
428
00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:08,129
- You'd do that?
- Yeah, of course.
429
00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:11,447
Because we have to be above
reproach to be taken seriously.
430
00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:12,872
That's totally sexist.
431
00:20:12,897 --> 00:20:14,598
If Evan had a drink
with a guy from work,
432
00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:15,863
no one would care.
433
00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:20,394
My whole life I've had trouble
connecting with people.
434
00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:24,054
When I was a kid, they
called it Asperger's,
435
00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:26,519
but now they just say
I'm on the spectrum.
436
00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:31,876
I don't always pick up
social cues or... humor,
437
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,647
why people like to talk on the phone...
438
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:36,829
things of that nature.
439
00:20:38,374 --> 00:20:40,574
I'm not even sure there's
someone out there for me.
440
00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:45,404
No, of course there's
someone out there for you.
441
00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:52,648
Which begs the big question:
442
00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:54,715
who did care enough to
send the photo to everyone?
443
00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:56,379
Everyone?
444
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,622
They sent it on the company Slack.
445
00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:02,446
Where's Raj?
446
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,571
W-well, after we broke up the fight,
447
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,232
and by we, I mean other people,
448
00:21:06,257 --> 00:21:08,008
and by other people, I mean Evan,
449
00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:11,563
um, they, they took Alex and Raj to the,
450
00:21:11,588 --> 00:21:13,128
- to the office.
- Fight?
451
00:21:13,153 --> 00:21:14,469
It's completely unacceptable
452
00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:16,097
to have people coming to blows at work.
453
00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:18,073
Who started it?
454
00:21:19,852 --> 00:21:21,887
Uh, we both started it.
455
00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:24,961
- Over what?
- Politics.
456
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,442
We should have never
gotten into a discussion
457
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,545
on how to make America great again.
458
00:21:31,053 --> 00:21:33,173
Uh, I'll tell you my pitch: flash mobs.
459
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,633
Well, if we can agree to disagree,
460
00:21:38,658 --> 00:21:41,538
why don't you two take the rest
of the day off to cool down.
461
00:21:52,694 --> 00:21:54,386
Really, Evan?
462
00:21:54,411 --> 00:21:55,911
No consequences?
463
00:21:55,936 --> 00:21:58,336
They're two of our best engineers.
464
00:22:00,016 --> 00:22:01,115
Fine.
465
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,516
Your decision.
466
00:22:02,879 --> 00:22:05,699
But what about this photo
of you and Mariana?
467
00:22:06,269 --> 00:22:08,549
Just two coworkers
having a drink after work.
468
00:22:08,574 --> 00:22:10,445
It's not two coworkers.
469
00:22:10,470 --> 00:22:11,795
You are her boss
470
00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:13,403
and the CEO of this company,
471
00:22:13,428 --> 00:22:16,066
and we cannot afford to
have another Amanda situat...
472
00:22:16,091 --> 00:22:20,018
Angela, I'm well aware of
my position at my company!
473
00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:24,363
And I do not want another
Amanda situation either.
474
00:22:31,129 --> 00:22:32,929
I was so humiliated.
475
00:22:32,954 --> 00:22:34,332
I mean, I didn't even pay my tab.
476
00:22:34,357 --> 00:22:36,286
I've never dined and dashed in my life.
477
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:37,642
I mean, I left my credit card there,
478
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,195
so hopefully I won't get in trouble.
479
00:22:39,394 --> 00:22:41,370
Crap, that means I have
to go back and get it.
480
00:22:41,395 --> 00:22:43,469
You know what? Just forget it.
I'm just going to cancel it
481
00:22:43,493 --> 00:22:44,522
and order a new one.
482
00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:47,844
Okay, listen, I'm sorry
Lindsay dragged you like that.
483
00:22:47,869 --> 00:22:51,271
Honestly, I'm not surprised.
They're not a nice person.
484
00:22:51,296 --> 00:22:52,687
Do you know them?
485
00:22:52,712 --> 00:22:54,826
Yeah, we have... history.
486
00:22:55,543 --> 00:22:56,834
Not like that.
487
00:22:56,859 --> 00:22:59,851
I dated their ex who I really liked,
488
00:22:59,876 --> 00:23:02,961
and as soon as Lindsay found out
she was happy with someone else,
489
00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:04,485
they wanted her back.
490
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,252
So Jenny broke up with me
to get back with Lindsay.
491
00:23:07,277 --> 00:23:08,960
And after a couple weeks,
492
00:23:08,985 --> 00:23:11,794
Lindsay got bored and dumped her, again.
493
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:13,643
Did Jenny try to get back with you?
494
00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:15,831
Yeah, but once the trust is broken,
495
00:23:15,856 --> 00:23:17,993
there's no going back for me.
496
00:23:18,018 --> 00:23:20,518
Lindsay has broken up
a bunch of relationships
497
00:23:20,543 --> 00:23:24,037
just to get whatever "it" girl
they happen to want at the moment.
498
00:23:25,495 --> 00:23:26,610
I'm sorry.
499
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,424
Yeah, it sucked, but... I'm over it.
500
00:23:30,682 --> 00:23:32,032
Well, I'm ruined.
501
00:23:32,057 --> 00:23:34,360
I can't show my face at
any comedy club ever again.
502
00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:35,658
How can you be ruined?
503
00:23:35,683 --> 00:23:37,097
You haven't even gotten up on stage.
504
00:23:37,121 --> 00:23:38,681
And who knows if I ever will.
505
00:23:38,691 --> 00:23:40,583
Apparently, it's really
hard to get a spot
506
00:23:40,608 --> 00:23:42,044
when you're new and
you don't know anyone.
507
00:23:42,068 --> 00:23:44,672
Well, that's why you have to
go back and make connections.
508
00:23:45,084 --> 00:23:47,346
Don't let some mean
girl get in your way.
509
00:23:47,371 --> 00:23:49,976
- Mean person.
- Oh, sorry. Right.
510
00:23:50,667 --> 00:23:53,252
Yeah, you're right.
511
00:23:53,731 --> 00:23:56,406
Move out the way, toe rag! Skrt-skrt!
512
00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,277
Toe rag?
513
00:23:58,302 --> 00:24:00,886
It's really hard to come up
with gender-neutral disses.
514
00:24:01,992 --> 00:24:03,672
- Is it too much?
- I...
515
00:24:12,212 --> 00:24:13,345
Hey!
516
00:24:13,643 --> 00:24:15,436
- Can we talk?
- Here?
517
00:24:15,461 --> 00:24:17,005
I guess you're not worried
people might think
518
00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:18,629
you're sleeping with me anymore.
519
00:24:18,819 --> 00:24:21,412
- Please, I can explain.
- I'm sure you can.
520
00:24:21,739 --> 00:24:23,539
You're the best con artist I know.
521
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,123
Um, excuse me!
522
00:24:39,089 --> 00:24:40,969
Can I have everyone's attention?
523
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:44,508
Which I obviously already do.
524
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:49,011
Not that it's anyone's business,
but I am not seeing Evan.
525
00:24:50,888 --> 00:24:53,308
- I'm seeing Raj.
- I knew it!
526
00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:55,674
Yeah, yeah, I knew it.
527
00:24:56,523 --> 00:24:57,848
In fact, he's my boyfriend.
528
00:24:57,873 --> 00:25:00,961
So, if you want to talk about
something, talk about that!
529
00:25:35,436 --> 00:25:38,069
Maybe I should just give up the law,
530
00:25:38,094 --> 00:25:39,845
try and be an artist again.
531
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:44,686
Do you ever regret
giving up art for law?
532
00:25:48,556 --> 00:25:50,476
I regret a lot of things.
533
00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:13,103
My boyfriend said I was a lawyer,
534
00:26:13,128 --> 00:26:16,212
and his boss asked where
I worked so I told him,
535
00:26:16,237 --> 00:26:20,198
but I never said I was a lawyer
practicing law at Legal Aid.
536
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,278
You don't have to
explain yourself to me.
537
00:26:22,302 --> 00:26:23,660
Really?
538
00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:26,045
Because you seem to make a
lot of assumptions about me.
539
00:26:26,475 --> 00:26:27,566
Actually, why are you here?
540
00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:30,184
Are you looking for a
new job in an elite firm?
541
00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:32,656
I am here to pick the
pockets of a rich law firm.
542
00:26:32,681 --> 00:26:35,499
Get them to atone for the
sins of their corporate clients
543
00:26:35,524 --> 00:26:37,844
by doing pro bono work
on behalf of some of ours.
544
00:26:39,811 --> 00:26:41,562
Well, maybe I could help with that?
545
00:26:41,587 --> 00:26:43,838
Raising money for Legal
Aid is not your job,
546
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:46,413
but I would still like
to meet your boyfriend.
547
00:26:46,437 --> 00:26:47,957
So you can judge him too?
548
00:26:49,749 --> 00:26:53,469
Look, I know I made a mistake
writing that demand letter,
549
00:26:53,494 --> 00:26:55,177
and I have apologized...
550
00:26:55,856 --> 00:26:57,324
but I have a hard time believing
551
00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:58,976
that that's all you have against me.
552
00:26:59,191 --> 00:27:00,916
What I think about you doesn't matter.
553
00:27:00,941 --> 00:27:03,162
The only thing that matters
is what you think of yourself.
554
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,610
That you know who you are.
555
00:27:06,409 --> 00:27:07,486
I learned the hard way.
556
00:27:07,510 --> 00:27:09,234
If you want the world to believe in you,
557
00:27:09,259 --> 00:27:10,612
you have to believe in yourself.
558
00:27:10,813 --> 00:27:12,899
The only way the world's
going to believe in you
559
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,783
is if you believe in yourself.
560
00:27:17,307 --> 00:27:18,307
I'll see you on Monday.
561
00:27:19,526 --> 00:27:21,530
And don't worry, I won't tell anyone
562
00:27:21,555 --> 00:27:22,755
about running into you today.
563
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:36,584
I told you I know where
Angela keeps her medicine.
564
00:27:37,795 --> 00:27:39,473
Well, we could have met at a bar.
565
00:27:39,498 --> 00:27:42,398
Yeah, why pay when we
can drink here for free?
566
00:27:43,135 --> 00:27:45,575
Why didn't you tell Angela
I threw the first punch?
567
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:50,681
'Cause we used to be best friends.
568
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:55,520
Until Mariana showed
up and you chose her.
569
00:27:55,787 --> 00:27:58,667
I chose not to be a massive asshole.
570
00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:00,277
Whatev.
571
00:28:02,142 --> 00:28:04,842
The team isn't the same without you.
572
00:28:07,231 --> 00:28:08,665
You have Sam.
573
00:28:08,690 --> 00:28:10,747
Sam is an idiot.
574
00:28:12,904 --> 00:28:16,263
He's a decent third, but
he's not Spock material.
575
00:28:17,453 --> 00:28:20,741
Alex, you being Kirk is
wildly presumptuous, all right?
576
00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:23,766
The Federation wouldn't pick
someone without a logical...
577
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:25,490
All right... All right, you know what?
578
00:28:25,514 --> 00:28:27,764
I can't be your Spock,
anyway, if you continue
579
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:30,189
to be a racist, sexist dick.
580
00:28:31,067 --> 00:28:32,717
Oh, my God, they're just jokes.
581
00:28:32,742 --> 00:28:35,226
Jokes... hurt.
582
00:28:37,397 --> 00:28:39,031
Well, you know what hurts?
583
00:28:39,056 --> 00:28:41,614
My jaw, where you punched me.
584
00:28:47,384 --> 00:28:48,684
_
585
00:28:53,121 --> 00:28:54,561
So, are you, like, in love with her?
586
00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:59,218
Look, I get it.
587
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,220
She's hot,
588
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:03,364
and she told everyone
you're her boyfriend.
589
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,125
That's, that's... Woo!
590
00:29:06,648 --> 00:29:09,825
That is extremely brave
for anyone to admit.
591
00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:14,977
See? Jokes.
592
00:29:19,152 --> 00:29:21,552
You really don't think
I'm Kirk material?
593
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:31,849
_
594
00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:36,374
_
595
00:29:39,088 --> 00:29:40,524
Okay. So...
596
00:29:40,548 --> 00:29:44,483
... First question: What is
your idea of a romantic date?
597
00:29:44,778 --> 00:29:45,978
Romantic date?
598
00:29:47,005 --> 00:29:49,445
In movies, women enjoy
walking on the sand.
599
00:29:52,345 --> 00:29:56,305
Okay, walks on the beach.
600
00:29:56,591 --> 00:29:57,914
Would you mind not telling anyone
601
00:29:57,939 --> 00:29:59,342
that you're helping me do this?
602
00:29:59,957 --> 00:30:00,957
Yeah, of course.
603
00:30:02,671 --> 00:30:04,711
I thought that was you two.
604
00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,658
Who all here has Josh tried to kiss?
605
00:30:09,996 --> 00:30:12,116
I-I just wanted to say hello.
606
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:14,056
This is a smear campaign.
607
00:30:14,133 --> 00:30:16,893
Hello. How are you, Josh?
608
00:30:16,918 --> 00:30:18,885
Great. Great! I...
609
00:30:19,527 --> 00:30:21,887
got another job at a different startup.
610
00:30:22,752 --> 00:30:24,234
Better pay. Better hours.
611
00:30:24,269 --> 00:30:27,304
Less, um, less headaches.
612
00:30:28,798 --> 00:30:30,657
Yeah, but hey, you know,
613
00:30:30,682 --> 00:30:33,222
I wish Speckulate all
the luck in the world.
614
00:30:34,756 --> 00:30:36,155
No hard feelings.
615
00:30:36,157 --> 00:30:37,397
No hard feelings.
616
00:30:38,776 --> 00:30:40,296
Okay. Well, see you around.
617
00:30:44,716 --> 00:30:45,816
That was sus.
618
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,541
Suspect.
619
00:30:50,566 --> 00:30:52,706
Ah. Why do you say that?
620
00:30:53,876 --> 00:30:55,318
Well, you fired him.
621
00:30:55,605 --> 00:30:57,756
You really don't think
he's holding a grudge?
622
00:30:57,780 --> 00:30:58,860
Oh.
623
00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:01,398
That is sus.
624
00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:25,166
Did the '90s follow up with a fax
625
00:31:25,191 --> 00:31:27,391
and ask for George
Michael's entire thing back?
626
00:31:38,037 --> 00:31:39,537
Oh, it's you.
627
00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:45,841
Look, I'm sorry I tore
into you last night,
628
00:31:45,866 --> 00:31:47,553
but, you know, even a happy heckler
629
00:31:47,578 --> 00:31:48,681
can mess up a comedian's set.
630
00:31:48,705 --> 00:31:49,939
It's all about timing.
631
00:31:49,964 --> 00:31:52,132
Right. I, I totally understand.
632
00:31:52,157 --> 00:31:53,357
Uh, my bad.
633
00:31:55,259 --> 00:31:56,419
But you are funny.
634
00:31:57,097 --> 00:31:58,617
- I am?
- Yeah.
635
00:32:00,063 --> 00:32:02,292
Hey, Alice, Lindsay's here.
636
00:32:02,317 --> 00:32:03,607
They're here. They're...
637
00:32:03,632 --> 00:32:05,341
uh, here.
638
00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:07,616
- Hey.
- Hey.
639
00:32:07,641 --> 00:32:09,410
I was just telling
your friend she's funny.
640
00:32:09,472 --> 00:32:11,126
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. She's a stand-up.
641
00:32:11,150 --> 00:32:12,294
- So are, so are we.
- Oh.
642
00:32:12,318 --> 00:32:14,702
I haven't technically stood up, yet.
643
00:32:14,727 --> 00:32:17,296
Well, she does hilarious
bits on Insta, though.
644
00:32:17,321 --> 00:32:19,321
- You should check her out.
- All right.
645
00:32:19,346 --> 00:32:22,310
Hey, do you think that
we could get a picture?
646
00:32:22,487 --> 00:32:23,870
Sure.
647
00:32:23,895 --> 00:32:25,320
Let's do this.
648
00:32:25,345 --> 00:32:27,838
- Ooh! Uh!
- Hey, can you take a picture of us?
649
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,883
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Love it.
650
00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,365
Okay, guys.
651
00:32:31,797 --> 00:32:32,797
Smile.
652
00:32:33,882 --> 00:32:35,576
Okay, so don't screw up my set tonight.
653
00:32:35,601 --> 00:32:37,413
I won't. Thanks!
654
00:32:37,438 --> 00:32:39,388
- Bye!
- She won't!
655
00:32:39,413 --> 00:32:41,093
Lindsay Brady. Lindsay Brady!
656
00:32:41,715 --> 00:32:43,501
That was Lindsay Brady!
657
00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:45,018
Oh, my gosh, look!
658
00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:46,563
Oh, my gosh, I look good.
659
00:32:52,061 --> 00:32:53,061
Hey.
660
00:32:53,413 --> 00:32:54,413
Hey.
661
00:32:56,261 --> 00:32:57,681
So, I did the interview.
662
00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:59,286
How'd it go?
663
00:33:00,498 --> 00:33:02,498
I don't know. I haven't
looked at it yet.
664
00:33:03,466 --> 00:33:06,041
Can you just tell me
if it's good or bad?
665
00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:08,126
'Cause I don't want to look at it.
666
00:33:11,616 --> 00:33:13,833
"Bold AF LA Artist
667
00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:15,836
Everyone Will Be Talking About,
668
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,369
If They Aren't Already."
669
00:33:17,394 --> 00:33:19,314
Are you kidding me?
670
00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:23,340
"Everything about the work
of Gael Martinez shows
671
00:33:23,365 --> 00:33:25,514
the promise of an artist
ready to break out
672
00:33:25,539 --> 00:33:27,771
and shake up the art world.
673
00:33:27,796 --> 00:33:30,356
If you don't know him now, you will."
674
00:33:33,843 --> 00:33:35,875
Oh, my God.
675
00:33:37,775 --> 00:33:39,302
We have to celebrate!
676
00:33:39,327 --> 00:33:40,567
With everyone.
677
00:33:42,097 --> 00:33:44,017
Oh, give me a second.
678
00:33:45,554 --> 00:33:47,434
- Hey.
- Did you see it?
679
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,799
- I did.
- I told you!
680
00:33:50,207 --> 00:33:51,890
I can't believe it!
681
00:33:51,915 --> 00:33:53,273
I really can't.
682
00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:54,812
- I can.
- Thank you.
683
00:33:54,837 --> 00:33:56,362
This is because of you.
684
00:33:56,387 --> 00:33:59,262
Oh, all I did was turn them
on to a talented artist.
685
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:00,547
You did everything else.
686
00:34:00,802 --> 00:34:02,630
But look, I'm taking
you out to celebrate.
687
00:34:02,655 --> 00:34:05,280
So, uh, get ready and meet
me at Perch in 20 minutes.
688
00:34:08,669 --> 00:34:10,402
Hey, so Elijah wanted to...
689
00:34:10,427 --> 00:34:12,606
Yeah, no, you should
go celebrate with him.
690
00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:14,187
Have fun!
691
00:34:14,251 --> 00:34:15,849
You wanna pick this up tomorrow night?
692
00:34:15,874 --> 00:34:17,124
Sure.
693
00:34:17,149 --> 00:34:19,190
All right.
694
00:34:28,069 --> 00:34:30,147
I have got those
fabric swatches for you.
695
00:34:30,172 --> 00:34:32,317
Dope. Just, uh, leave 'em on my desk.
696
00:34:32,329 --> 00:34:33,569
I'll get to 'em tomorrow.
697
00:34:34,746 --> 00:34:37,764
Wait, did you frame that?
698
00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:41,299
Gael did, as a thank
you for Jazmin's dress.
699
00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:43,609
Okay, but does he know that
you paid for that review?
700
00:34:43,634 --> 00:34:46,635
No, and he's not going to
because I paid for his, too.
701
00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:48,355
Oh, how much did that cost you?
702
00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,936
You have got it bad for that boy.
703
00:34:50,961 --> 00:34:52,705
Look, it wasn't about publicity for him,
704
00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,090
he just needed a confidence boost.
705
00:34:55,115 --> 00:34:58,055
And, uh, seriously, he can never know.
706
00:35:01,629 --> 00:35:03,629
_
707
00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:07,948
Washed up in places I
never gave permission.
708
00:35:08,975 --> 00:35:12,055
But I'll tell you one thing,
I've never been more radiant.
709
00:35:13,061 --> 00:35:14,697
So I'm from Arizona.
710
00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:15,978
Okay, take it easy.
711
00:35:16,003 --> 00:35:18,053
It's not a choice, I was born this way.
712
00:35:18,078 --> 00:35:20,362
It's a tough place to be
from, took us ten years...
713
00:35:20,387 --> 00:35:22,662
- Hey.
- ... to recognize MLK Day.
714
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:23,903
Oh.
715
00:35:23,928 --> 00:35:25,417
Is that Lindsay's Insta?
716
00:35:25,441 --> 00:35:27,156
Um, yeah.
717
00:35:27,358 --> 00:35:28,358
They followed me.
718
00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:30,992
Oh.
719
00:35:31,017 --> 00:35:32,597
And they liked one of my videos!
720
00:35:32,622 --> 00:35:35,039
The one where I'm the old
lady who's pissed at the bidet.
721
00:35:36,606 --> 00:35:38,673
- That's great.
- Yeah, it is.
722
00:35:38,698 --> 00:35:40,658
Um, it's a major promotion, you know.
723
00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:42,636
Okay.
724
00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:45,270
Okay? What does that mean?
725
00:35:45,604 --> 00:35:48,257
It means, they totally humiliated you,
726
00:35:48,686 --> 00:35:51,926
in front of everyone at
their show last night.
727
00:35:52,967 --> 00:35:56,167
And now, because they're following you,
728
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,354
suddenly all is forgiven?
729
00:35:58,379 --> 00:36:00,391
They actually apologized.
730
00:36:00,966 --> 00:36:02,260
They were there again tonight,
731
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,868
and we ran into each
other in the restroom,
732
00:36:03,892 --> 00:36:05,730
and at first, they
were like, "It's you!"
733
00:36:05,754 --> 00:36:06,996
I was like, "Oh, shit!"
734
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:08,101
But then, they were really nice,
735
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,685
and they actually said I was funny.
736
00:36:10,905 --> 00:36:14,624
And did you... happen
to mention your partner,
737
00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:15,999
who they totally burned?
738
00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:18,768
No.
739
00:36:18,793 --> 00:36:20,601
That didn't come up.
740
00:36:23,018 --> 00:36:26,044
Look, it's not like we're BFFs.
741
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:27,895
They just liked one of my videos,
742
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,544
and this could be really
good exposure for me
743
00:36:29,546 --> 00:36:31,114
in the comedy world.
744
00:36:31,487 --> 00:36:34,338
You're the one who told
me to go back out there
745
00:36:34,363 --> 00:36:35,864
and make connections.
746
00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:38,400
Lindsay Brady is a huge connection.
747
00:36:38,425 --> 00:36:39,425
I know that.
748
00:36:41,037 --> 00:36:42,557
I just don't trust them...
749
00:36:44,713 --> 00:36:46,249
and I want you to be careful.
750
00:36:46,999 --> 00:36:47,999
I will.
751
00:36:49,303 --> 00:36:51,669
This is a big deal.
752
00:36:54,156 --> 00:36:56,247
Well, they think you're funny,
753
00:36:56,956 --> 00:36:58,996
so at least they have good taste.
754
00:37:03,714 --> 00:37:05,734
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
755
00:37:11,801 --> 00:37:15,001
_
756
00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:26,825
_
757
00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:37,504
I guess I should have just told him
758
00:37:37,528 --> 00:37:40,128
that I was having drinks
with Evan in the first place,
759
00:37:40,571 --> 00:37:42,811
but he's already so
jealous of him as it is.
760
00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:45,926
Are you going to keep helping
Evan with his dating profile?
761
00:37:47,487 --> 00:37:48,727
I guess.
762
00:37:49,590 --> 00:37:51,401
He was so cute, and I feel bad for him.
763
00:37:51,426 --> 00:37:54,653
Why don't you just tell Raj that
that's what it was all about.
764
00:37:54,678 --> 00:37:56,158
I said I wouldn't tell anyone.
765
00:37:56,279 --> 00:37:58,038
Yeah, but he's your boyfriend,
766
00:37:58,063 --> 00:37:59,463
and you have to be honest with him.
767
00:38:00,644 --> 00:38:02,278
Right.
768
00:38:02,303 --> 00:38:03,543
How's your boyfriend?
769
00:38:10,195 --> 00:38:12,965
Divestments, selling off
underperforming units,
770
00:38:12,990 --> 00:38:14,915
layoffs, some tax shelter work.
771
00:38:16,410 --> 00:38:18,431
We had to get our
son a tutor for the ISEEs.
772
00:38:18,455 --> 00:38:21,557
Oh, us too. Dylan wants
to go to Harvard-Westlake.
773
00:38:24,445 --> 00:38:26,073
What kind of law do you practice?
774
00:38:26,098 --> 00:38:27,684
I mostly fight government regulation
775
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,533
of antitrust or
anticompetitive practices
776
00:38:29,558 --> 00:38:30,918
of the corporations we represent.
777
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,245
- Uh, what's the ISEEs?
- Independent School Entrance Exams.
778
00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,572
It's worse than the SATs.
779
00:38:37,597 --> 00:38:40,054
Yeah, but you don't want to
send your kids to public school.
780
00:38:47,222 --> 00:38:48,780
We went with Duchateau floors
781
00:38:48,805 --> 00:38:51,470
which our interior designer insisted on,
782
00:38:51,495 --> 00:38:53,205
but her installer glued them down
783
00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:55,353
instead of nailing, and
now they're buckling.
784
00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:56,537
Oh, no.
785
00:38:56,561 --> 00:38:57,628
Yes!
786
00:38:57,653 --> 00:38:59,366
Luckily, we're going
to Napa for two weeks
787
00:38:59,391 --> 00:39:02,100
while they rip them out,
but it is still a nightmare.
788
00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:04,560
Napa is beautiful this time of year.
789
00:39:04,637 --> 00:39:06,070
Oh, I know.
790
00:39:06,146 --> 00:39:08,556
You know, I thought I was
busy when I was working,
791
00:39:08,581 --> 00:39:10,781
but this remodel has been so stressful.
792
00:39:11,722 --> 00:39:13,404
I really need a vacation.
793
00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:23,684
Callie?
794
00:39:23,998 --> 00:39:25,078
There you are.
795
00:39:28,487 --> 00:39:29,620
Everything okay?
796
00:39:29,622 --> 00:39:30,913
No.
797
00:39:32,675 --> 00:39:33,675
No, I'm scared.
798
00:39:35,369 --> 00:39:36,995
I'm never going to fit into your world,
799
00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:38,036
and I don't want to.
800
00:39:38,061 --> 00:39:40,579
I don't want to quit my career
801
00:39:40,604 --> 00:39:43,681
to raise our kids and remodel our home.
802
00:39:43,706 --> 00:39:46,706
I can't be the wife you need
to succeed in all of this.
803
00:39:51,085 --> 00:39:52,085
I love you...
804
00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:55,231
but I don't think we
want the same things.
805
00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:01,408
There you are.
806
00:40:03,095 --> 00:40:04,335
Everything okay?
807
00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:08,691
Yeah. I was just taking a break.
808
00:40:13,113 --> 00:40:15,881
Uh, we can get out of
here if you're ready?
809
00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:17,705
- Sure, if you are.
- Mm-hmm.
810
00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:22,032
You never answered my question.
811
00:40:27,769 --> 00:40:30,177
I am a registered Republican,
812
00:40:31,382 --> 00:40:33,382
but I didn't vote for
the current president.
813
00:40:46,241 --> 00:40:47,241
We're fine.
814
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,028
It's like deja vu all over again.
815
00:40:58,374 --> 00:41:00,967
He really needs to invest
in some serious curtains.
816
00:41:06,849 --> 00:41:08,409
I think he's really into this one.
817
00:41:10,485 --> 00:41:13,025
Well, I'm not sticking
around for the show this time.
818
00:41:19,656 --> 00:41:20,896
Mariana?
819
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,192
All right, coming.
820
00:41:28,216 --> 00:41:33,216
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