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Let's go!
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[ Tanaka laughs]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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Nate:
How are you doing?
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[ Laughter ]
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This harness is really cutting
off circulation to my balls,
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so if someone could please
get me down, I'd appreciate --
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Whoa!
[ Horn honks ]
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Oh! Get me down!
[ Horn honks ]
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Get me down!
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Get me a ladder
or something!
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Put the ladder down!
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Wait, wait.
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What the [Horn honks]
is this show?
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[ Gong rings ]
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Oh, yeah.
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The old pie in the face gag.
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Ultimate humiliation.
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The suit's kind of doing
that already.
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Ohhh, no.
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[ Laughter ]
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Ha ha.
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What'd he say?I think he said "leech" --
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Oh, baby.
There's leeches on your face.
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Then get them off!
Take them off! Take them off!
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Me?
Yeah.
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Are you sure?Yes.
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[ Screams ]
Ooh.
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[ Horn honks ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Screams ]
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[ Horn honking ]
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Alright.
Humiliation endured, right?
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Stupid American family.
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People of Japan, listen to me,
please.
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Our daughter has been missing
for over a year.
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Her name's Delilah --
What? What?Shh, shh, shh! No, no!
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You have to respect the game.
We have to earn time.
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I earned it by having leeches
on my face.
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[ Gong rings ]
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[ Buzzer ]
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Come on.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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Hey,
I'm still harnessed here.
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Ah [Horn honks]
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Ah! [ Horn honks ]
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[ Man singing in Japanese ]
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♪♪
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[ Distorted music plays ]
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[ Static ]
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Oh, milk it!
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Oh, yes.
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Japanese cow
schoolgirl power!
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Yeah, I think I finally
found something I'm good at.
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And I don't think
I'm allergic to cats anymore.
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Yeah.
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Baby, I'm so sorry.
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Babe, this is what
we signed up for, okay?
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Ohh!
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God!
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, my God.
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Why would you pick
pots and pans?
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Because I thought I was
picking things to take home.
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Ohh,
we have pots and pans.
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No, those are cast iron.
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We have the non-stick
imitation kind.
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These are so much better.
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[ Gong rings ]Before I do this,
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I want you to remember how much
interest I take in your hobbies.
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I know, baby, and that's why
I love you so much.
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Come on.
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That's a...
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Why would you choose
a bowling ball?
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Because
you love bowling.
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I always thought you wanted
to get your own ball.
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Oh, God.
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Please say the last thing
is a pillow.
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But we have pillows.
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What is it?
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Okay, baby.
It is gonna hurt real bad.
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What is it?
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It's a microwave.
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Why would you pick
a microwave?!
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Because you know that little
nook in the kitchen
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right in the corner,
the one we have that sticks out,
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and this one will go perfectly
in that little area.
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The big one has worked fine
for 16 years!
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Well, obviously,
we'll take the cash.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ow!
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Bucket's full.
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-Drink.
-Drink the milk.
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Come on. Drink the milk.
Drink a lot!
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[ Groaning ]
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Oh, oh, the milk!
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It's so hot!
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I thought this came
from a fake cow.
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Ugh.
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We really shouldn't
drink other species' milk.
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Unless after Bozosan's
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chocolate cake-flavor
shrimp chips.
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Bozosan's chocolate-flavor
shrimp chips.
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Moo!
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I'm done!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Jared,
talk about your sister!
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What?
Talk about your sister.
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Jared.
Sister.
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What are you doing?
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Keep flossing, Jared-o.
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Nate:
Stop flossing, Jared-o.
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Stop flossing and talk
about your [Horn honks] sister!
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I can't.
Everyone loves it.
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Time's up!
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Let's go!
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[ Announcers speak Japanese ]
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I can't do it.
I can't do it.
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I'm not gonna touch
another man's penis.
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Hai.
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Have you never touched a penis
you didn't want to?
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No, never.
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Mom, please.
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It's just 12 penises.
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♪♪
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[ Speaks Japanese ]
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with Bozosan's Bitcoin-flavored
shrimp chips.
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Number one for tech nerds
and human traffickers.
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Welcome back
to the show.
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Now for the most American
show host ever.
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Please welcome
Johnny Meatballs.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Speaks Japanese ]
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[ Sighs ]
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I'll go on first.
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Ha ha,
Abbott and Costello.
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[ Laughter ]
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Mr. Baseball!
Tom Selleck!
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I'm not understanding
this game at all.
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You think I get it?
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I think he's gonna
ask us questions.
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We answer truthfully.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Gong rings ]
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Uh...
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What?
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39.
Don't cheat.
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I'm 39 years old.
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I don't know.
It doesn't seem right.
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Yes.
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Why would you say that?
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No lie.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Okay, okay.
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American sweetheart
Brittany Spears-u.
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Or American Big Mac
cheeseburger.
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Ooh.
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Yeah. Americans eat more
than fish and rice. Cool.
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Britney Spears.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Speaks Japanese ]
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[ Audience "Aww's" ]
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Me?
Yes.
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Oh, uh, I don't -- I don't --
I don't -- what is...
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Pick a name
for the dog.
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Bandit.
No. I don't like that.
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I -- Spot.
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No, hold on.
It's Band-- Bandit was better.
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I want Bandit.
Let's go with Bandit.
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[ Dog barks]
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Uh-oh.
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[ Conversing in Japanese ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Did -- Did we win?
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How much time
did we win?
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Hold on. So the dog's name
was actually Spot,
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which means she lies.
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That is a lie.
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And also, don't you just have to
answer yes or no on polygraphs?
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Isn't that how it works?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Yes.
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She has. Yes, thank you
for bringing that up.
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That's why we're here.
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Great.
Fantastic.
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Awesome.
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Yeah?
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Wait. What?
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Uh...
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Geez, uh...
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Wasn't anybody's fault.
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How come I can't get an easy one
like name a [Horn honks] dog?
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No.
I -- No.
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What are you doing?
Answer him.
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I don't want to.
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30 seconds? Come on.
Let's go.
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The price isright. Let's go.
What's the big deal?
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Yes.
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Okay.
Fine.
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Fine.
It's my fault.
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Sure.
Yeah.
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Out of the three of us, yeah.
It's me.
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He lie! Lie! Lie!
Lie! Lie! Ooh!
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Oh!
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I didn't lie.
I didn't lie.
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Ow!
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[ Buzzer ]
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So hold on.
Does that mean...
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you think it was my fault?
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No.
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And I tell you
once again...
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he lie.
[ Buzzer ]
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So obviously you think
it's my fault.
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I --
Oh, you don't think
it's his fault, do you?
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You're hooked up
to a lie detector right now.
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A lie detector needs to have
contact with your skin, okay?
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Most of these cords
aren't even plugged in,
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and even if they were...
[Alarm beeping]
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this thing thinks you're 39.
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Tanaka: Jared believes
his mother when she say she 39.
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Obviously, she's not 39.
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Robin: Okay.
Okay.
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So I think there's a lot
of blame to go around.
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But mostly on me.I -- Maybe.
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No.
Yes.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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All I know is that
when I went away
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on a fishing trip
in Alaska --
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Tanaka: He caught crabs.
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I caught hake.
Oh.
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Okay? All I know is that
three days later,
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after I got back,
my daughter was gone.
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Robin: So you do think
it's my fault?
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How is it my fault?I don't know.
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Maybe you not being there
for us.
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I went away
to provide for us.
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You abandoned us.
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For money.
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Tanaka: Classic American
capitalist destruction.
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They will rebound.
Maybe!
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[ Laughter ]
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Whoo!
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♪♪
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Hey, hey, hey!
Bad mother shrimp chips!
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Ooh, yeah! Bad mama!
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Ooh, yeah! Bad mama!
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Mmm, yummy.
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[ Woman speaks Japanese ]
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♪♪
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So I just get my feet bit
by fish?
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Sweet.Why didn't I get that one?
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I haven't chosen
anything.
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Enjoy your box.Thanks.
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Yeah?
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That's it?
Sure.
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Fine.
I can sing.
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Yeah.
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Of course.
Everybody can do that.
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Classic American standard.
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Of course, but...
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What?
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I think I lost something
in the translation.
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You're talking about
a hand job?!
269
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,031
No.
Absolutely not.
270
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,584
No.
271
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:34,519
Yes, I would, but...
272
00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:36,280
not on
national television.
273
00:15:40,594 --> 00:15:42,010
No.
Nothing to be seen.
274
00:15:42,044 --> 00:15:45,047
I don't care if --
my son is right there.
275
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,086
[ Cheers and applause ]
276
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,535
Nope. Not gonna do it.
277
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:51,364
Absolutely not.
278
00:15:51,398 --> 00:15:54,539
Nope.
No.
279
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:57,197
I know my wife, and she's not
gonna go along with this.
280
00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:07,725
Ha ha, well,
joke's on you, pal,
281
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,761
'cause I've trained
for this my whole life.
282
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:13,213
There is no way I --
Why are you using lube?
283
00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:16,561
[ Laughter ]
284
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,674
Please.
285
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,711
♪ Almost heaven
286
00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:30,782
♪ West Virginia
287
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,613
[ Horn honks ]
♪ Blue Ridge Mountains
288
00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:36,167
♪ Shenandoah River
289
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:37,582
Slow down.
290
00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:41,517
♪ Life is old there,
older than the trees ♪
291
00:16:41,552 --> 00:16:43,036
Baby, seriously.
292
00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:45,418
♪ Younger than
the [Mumbling] ♪
293
00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:47,420
♪ Blowing like a breeze
294
00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:49,767
♪ Country roads ♪ Country roads
295
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,183
♪ Don't use
your fingers now ♪
296
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,426
Come on.
Come on!
297
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:54,703
♪ To the place --
298
00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:56,463
Not fingers.
What are you doing?!
299
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,086
♪ I belong
300
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,190
Oh, my God.
Now?
301
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:04,678
[ Mumbling ]
302
00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:06,335
♪ Take me home
303
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:07,716
No, no.
304
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,338
♪ Country ro--
[ Horn honks ]
305
00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:11,271
[ Horn honks ]
306
00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:14,516
Oh [Horn honks] me.
307
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:17,415
Yay!
308
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,589
It's everywhere.
309
00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:20,522
[ Laughter ]
310
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:23,559
Ohh,
why would you do that?
311
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:27,563
Why would you make me do that
on national television?
312
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,431
It's not okay.
313
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:34,743
So much shame.
314
00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:37,884
Babe, you enjoyed!
315
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:43,510
♪♪
316
00:17:43,545 --> 00:17:44,891
Who's in the box?
317
00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:46,134
Who's in the box?
318
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:47,238
[ Laughs ]
319
00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:48,205
Who's in the box?!
320
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:20,375
Nate, Nate.
What are you doing? Talk!
321
00:18:20,409 --> 00:18:22,584
[ Mumbles ]
322
00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:26,277
You have to...
323
00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:28,728
Nate!
324
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:32,283
♪♪
325
00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:35,390
Speak!
326
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:38,910
I -- you got --
327
00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:40,705
Aaaaah!
328
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,880
Say things
about your daughter!
329
00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,748
[ Laughter ]
330
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:03,314
♪♪
331
00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:08,457
♪♪
332
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,911
So Japan is all you remember
from the past year?
333
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,189
21 minutes out of
an entire year?
334
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:18,605
Jared: No.
I remember waiting at consulates
335
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,297
and embassies waiting
for phones to ring,
336
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:23,300
but the game show
really was the highlight.
337
00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:25,405
I can't believe you guys
traveled the world without me.
338
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,959
No, we traveled the world
looking for you, and it sucked.
339
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:30,307
I missed you so much.I missed you.
340
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,963
You know, you can come back
if you want to.
341
00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:34,000
Why would I want to do that?I don't know.
342
00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:35,933
I just thought that's what
you wanted to hear.
343
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,521
Why don't you
come with me?
344
00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:39,316
Where?
345
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:40,800
I'm going to Russia next week
to live with Pee Paw.
346
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,457
I don't want to
live in Russia.
347
00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:44,976
Well, I guess I won't be
seeing you then.
348
00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,777
So you're never gonna
come back, ever?
349
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,538
Maybe.
350
00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:56,264
Pro-- Probably not.
351
00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:57,782
Just funerals.
352
00:19:57,817 --> 00:20:03,443
♪♪
353
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:05,238
Guy, rate of play.
354
00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:06,757
Rate of play.
355
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,276
Or let the families
play through.
356
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:10,243
You've been on this hole
for like an hour.
357
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:15,386
Your whole family?
Assholes. All of them.
358
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:18,872
♪♪
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