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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:18,778 One, two, one, two, one, two! Come on, Savino! 2 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:23,490 - I can not handle it anymore ! - (Celeste) Get rid of toxins. 3 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:28,131 But what tonsils! I free it of the spleen, of the liver! 4 00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:31,098 One, two, faster! 5 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:36,654 Do not do the washing, you are losing the rhythm! 6 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,732 The rhythm? Do we have to go to the disco? 7 00:02:39,820 --> 00:02:43,256 Morbidone, still three laps, step up! 8 00:02:43,340 --> 00:02:48,653 Shoot all the dieticians of the world, all against the wall! 9 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:54,254 No, no. A shot of machine gun! And endocrinologists to life imprisonment! 10 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:57,573 (SAVLNO REPRESENTLY AFFLICTS) 11 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:04,170 - Yesterday you did much better. Now jump the hedge! - Yup ! 12 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:08,810 (VERSl Dl PAIN) 13 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:13,018 - (Celeste) Come on, get up! - Why I was born fat?! 14 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:15,694 (Celeste) You're always at the same point! 15 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:19,773 Of course, you make me do every day the same path! 16 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:24,176 Go. 17 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:39,294 Come on, you have two behind it, do not get caught up! 18 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:43,771 Run, keep your distance! One, two, one, two! 19 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:46,818 I need to lose weight, I do not have to win the Olympics! 20 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,891 (Celeste) The peace race yes! 21 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:51,972 Peace on earth to you and to whom carries the torch! 22 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,972 They are about to resume, go louder! 23 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,016 the Marseilles! 24 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:02,656 (SPARl WITH THE SLIDER) 25 00:04:02,940 --> 00:04:07,411 Bravo, you sowed them! If you continue like this, spread them all! 26 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:11,778 - (Celeste) They fell like pears! - '' Like pear '' ... Ah! 27 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:16,138 Mamma Mia ! Madonna dell'lncoronata, what a blow! 28 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:19,696 Damn to you and to the jogging! Ah! 29 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:24,775 And jogging, and training, and shopping! 30 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:30,378 - Seen ? Do not look ! - You lost yes and no 20 grams. - You have looked. 31 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:37,457 - Here we go ! - If field up to 1 20 years, I will lose 7 kg and 38 grams. 32 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:42,170 - On the hips. - Yup. - I'll make you a bath. - All right. 33 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:45,095 What are you good today? 34 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:48,968 Finnish duck oil and turtle egg balm. 35 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:53,178 - (Celeste) So the pores breathe. - A breath of air was needed. 36 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:57,970 But that sperm oil of yesterday's gorilla thai ... 37 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:02,576 ..honestly, It made me a little sense. 38 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:08,011 Hurry up, the bathroom is ready! Run, if not cold! 39 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:11,299 Here I am. A nice jump ... 40 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:14,574 (GRlDA Dl PAIN) 41 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:18,858 How many stories, they will be yes and no 60 degrees. Dissolves the fats better. 42 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:22,853 I'm going to prepare breakfast. (GEMlTl Dl PAIN) 43 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:27,571 Eat, Bibo, that your mom he prepared you the good baby food. 44 00:05:28,220 --> 00:05:30,176 (SAVlNO GEME) 45 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:34,731 - Hurry up, if you're late. You are put the compress on his head? - Yup. 46 00:05:34,820 --> 00:05:38,938 Safe that herbs regrow hair ? I do not know anything. 47 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:42,854 It takes patience, as in everything. (SAVlNO GEME) 48 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:48,492 - What process do you have today? - Third degree, I believe. - What's the process ?! 49 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:55,179 I talk about burns on the buttock that I did in the hot bath. 50 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:58,089 (ABBAlA BlBO) 51 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:02,651 - It's not for you, 270 calories would be poison. It is for Bibo. - For Bibo ... 52 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:05,698 I do not make any effort: vitamins and herbs. 53 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:09,932 If the eye wants at the table its part, even the stomach ... 54 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:13,808 - Do you want to lose weight, yes or no? - No ! I mean, yes! 55 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:17,495 But it's not right let only Bibo eat! 56 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:23,257 When I met you I was beautiful, handsome, virile and full of hair. 57 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:27,652 Yes, and long-limbed, high 1 and 98. You saw me like that because you loved me. 58 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:32,052 - In short, you mean that I'm not anymore in love with you. - I did not say it. 59 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:35,212 - Let's make an exception to the rule. - No ! 60 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:39,259 This stuff serves to measure your willpower! 61 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:43,697 - Drink the decoction. - Do you make me bathe a biscuit? - No ! 62 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:47,136 - Take the vitamins, it's already 8:00! - All right. 63 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:58,219 (VERSl Dl PAIN) 64 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:06,059 Herbal infusion all my tongue burned me! 65 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:09,416 If you are more careful you would avoid these troubles. 66 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,889 - It's always my fault. - Yup ! 67 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:14,892 How can I make the arringa at the trial? 68 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:18,575 '' In seven they raped this poor miserable ... '' 69 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:20,855 That's a professional whore. 70 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,977 I have to convince them that it was not a priming of her, ... 71 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:27,291 ..but they were them to make a masculine abuse. 72 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,895 A good Latin and southern male you would condemn it too. 73 00:07:30,980 --> 00:07:35,098 Absolutely. I've always had it width of views on. 74 00:07:35,180 --> 00:07:38,331 At the University of Bari they called me '' The Swede ''. 75 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:42,891 - And if they told you that your wife Do you have a lover? - I have not grabbed. 76 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:48,976 - In short, if I had a lover? - Patience. What do I do ? I kill myself? 77 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:52,097 I would be sorry, because I love you. 78 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:55,650 But I do not take the shotgun to shoot me. 79 00:07:55,740 --> 00:08:01,815 And if I told you I'm not going from the hairdresser, but from the lover? 80 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:09,328 - (laughing) At 8:00 in the morning! - 8:35! - It's already 8:35?! 81 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:13,379 You have the power to make me late, for one reason or another! 82 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:17,578 - It does not hurt your tongue anymore, eh? - No, I'm fine! I feel good ! 83 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,890 (CELESTE RLDE) 84 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:31,092 - The day begins wrong! - I was joking. - Yes, you were joking ... 85 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:36,733 Here is my lover. I have a cause with Judge Demma, who is here. 86 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:41,610 - Go to your friend. - He is patient and tireless, the opposite of you. 87 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:22,328 Truffle dog, this. 88 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:32,054 - What are you doing ? - I'm cleaning. - And do you use my car? 89 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:34,700 I thought it was mud. 90 00:09:34,780 --> 00:09:38,773 Do not be smart. Rude, cafone, face from '' terùn ''. 91 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,852 - Go away, face from '' richùn ''. - You are welcome ? 92 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:44,932 - Nothing, excuse me so much. - I thought well! 93 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:08,575 One moment ! Lift ! 94 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:15,293 It's 8:42 am! Today it is one bad day, I can not do it! 95 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:41,617 - (with the '' r '' moscia) Dear ... - Sorry the delay, but my husband, you know ... 96 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:09,775 There was ... a loss. I'm the gas worker. 97 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,169 - Good morning. - Good morning. 98 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:21,373 - Hi sorry... - Why so late ?! 99 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:25,169 - You know, my wife ... - Really ! Come in, they can see you! 100 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:27,931 There is not a minute to lose. 101 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:33,048 It's 8:45, we have 7 minutes in less and 1 6 minutes in total. 102 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:37,930 20 seconds to unbutton me, 3 minutes to undress me ... 103 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,375 Do not always eat apples. 104 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:43,930 I know you do it for excitement, but it's 38 seconds ... 38 calories. 105 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:47,979 4 minutes to go to court, 3 to reach the classroom ... 106 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:52,576 - We have 5 or 6 minutes left ... - Yup ! - 5 or 6 minutes ... - Yes! 107 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:56,209 - Forget it. 5 or 6 minutes to make love ! - Yup ! 108 00:11:56,300 --> 00:12:00,373 Oh my God, how I feel you! (TELEPHONE SQUlLLl) 109 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:03,657 - The phone! - I feel ! - Reply ! 110 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:08,018 It will be your husband who makes the call control. It's early. 111 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:11,410 - You're late! - Hurry up ! 112 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:17,054 - Yup ? - (Demma) Hi, honey! 113 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:22,414 - Basins, basins ... - Miao, gattone-one-one! 114 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:27,928 Meow ! What my cat does at this time in the morning? 115 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:32,690 Miao ... miao ... miao ... 116 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:35,897 - (Demma) Purr? - Sure, my love ! 117 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:39,768 But you do them to me, to your cat? 118 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:45,139 In our beautiful Latvian, all alone? Are not you waiting for someone? 119 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:48,576 But no, I do not wait for anyone! 120 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:53,495 My lover has already arrived, he is here near me, kiss me, touch me! 121 00:12:53,580 --> 00:12:56,219 - (Demma) Really ?! - Yup ! 122 00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,610 Sorry, you do not want me to go out, check me every minute! 123 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:03,010 Lovers are forced let them come home! 124 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,898 - (Demma) I do not believe it. - Check from you! 125 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:09,177 From the court to here it takes 6 minutes? 126 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:12,457 - Look, I come! - Indeed, 4 minutes! 127 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:15,976 If you come right away, you surprise us in bed! 128 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:19,177 You do not have to tell these things not even for a joke! 129 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:23,094 - You know they make me sorry. - (Gelmira) But please ... 130 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:27,696 If you insist, have fun too, I give you permission. Can you hear me ? 131 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:33,252 I feel ! Thanks, honey ! Hello ! Kiss Kiss ! 132 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:39,171 - Come on, he gave us permission! - Sometimes you look stupid! 133 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:43,173 '' It's here, I feel it '' ... That's not an asshole, he realizes it. 134 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:48,209 To a jealous husband it is better to say the truth. He will never believe it. 135 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,860 And if you believe it ?! 136 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:54,899 You put palpitations on me. Already I'm running out of calories! 137 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:59,451 What are you doing ? There is not to worry, I assure you! 138 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:03,499 If you said I was alone, maybe he would run to check. 139 00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:05,616 Do you know the laughter? 140 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:10,216 Your husband is the judge in the case that I have to discuss ... in 8 minutes! 141 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:14,737 - Hello ! - Are you leaving ?! - Also today we have not concluded anything! 142 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:18,938 - It seems obvious ... - It ends Always like that ! - You were late! 143 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:22,296 - Today she got involved my wife too ... - Imagine! 144 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:25,850 - I had to accompany her by his lover. - She has it too! 145 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:30,013 - He told me as a joke! - As I do with my husband! 146 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,331 - Are you convinced that you are loyal to him? - Without a doubt. 147 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,456 Without a doubt it is horned! 148 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:39,818 It's different between me and my wife, between us there is absolute sincerity! 149 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:42,334 If there were anything, he would tell me. 150 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:46,572 - Without a doubt ? - Yup. - How can you be sure? 151 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:51,575 - Well yes ? - My wife is always my wife. - Oh yes ? - Hello. 152 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:54,015 Hello. His wife is always his wife! 153 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:58,249 Get the two Tunisians killed for abject reasons. 154 00:14:58,340 --> 00:15:05,212 I was the first to report. As I turn around, I find a corpse. 155 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:09,612 It was written that in life I had to deal with the '' black ''. 156 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,409 The other day I was at the theater, evasion show. 157 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,413 And one, zac, broke a bottle at the head of the neighbor. 158 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:25,170 Hey! Do you want to brake on your teeth? 159 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:31,579 - Hi, Cesarino. - Hi, look ... - I have to go, I have a cause. 160 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:35,016 The cell phone with the defendants it has not arrived yet. 161 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,216 Did you read my article? 162 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:41,088 Violence on the right, on the left, dead above, dead under! 163 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:45,492 And this while millions of people they're starving! What do you think ? 164 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:49,414 - Is she suppressed from Puglia? - No, it's salami here. 165 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:53,573 To physical hunger I hook up for accuse those who are hungry for vanity, ... 166 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:57,619 ..of money, power and violence, the symbol of our time. 167 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:01,454 Everyone eats without giving a damn of hunger in the world. What do you say ? 168 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,896 - Are they broccoli here? - No, from Barletta. 169 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:10,612 This stuff hurts. Cholesterol goes to 2002, the heart attack is assured. 170 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:14,898 Last night I ate: polenta, fondue, pheasant! 171 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:18,575 All seasoned with truffle! Still, look at that line! 172 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:23,051 - How can you not get fat? - (Man) Lawyer! - I come ! 173 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:26,736 (Savino) Did you see that you make me late ?! 174 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:30,574 - We see that the cell phone He had arrived ! - All right ! 175 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,658 - This is the entrance of lawyers. - Sorry. 176 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:46,768 - The judge is about to enter. - Me bring the papers. - Immediately. 177 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,773 - Good morning. - What will happen ? 178 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:54,695 - Do not worry, it's in good hands. - Here's the toga. 179 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:59,695 - Be careful! - Sorry, in the '' toga della foga '' ... - Permit! 180 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:04,535 - This is the practice. - I make a front page article. 181 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:07,339 '' The lawyer Savino Lagrasta ... '' 182 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:11,413 With cholesterol at 780! Move this thing! 183 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:15,778 The cause is already won, with yours speaker skills will be a joke. 184 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:21,572 But then he does it on purpose! Those rape her again! 185 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,656 Enter the court! 186 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:30,336 Oh, the purse! I was even soiled or boot! 187 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:36,650 - The '' cage ''! - Which '' cage ''?! Oh, the '' fracket ''! 188 00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:45,217 (SAVlNO GEME) 189 00:17:45,300 --> 00:18:00,091 (FlSCHl, RLSATE AND VERSION OF THE DERBY) 190 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:05,892 (APPLAUSE AND GRlDA OF DERlSlON) Excuse me... 191 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:11,179 (CAMPANELLA, GRLDA AND APPLAUSl) Silence ! Silence ! 192 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:18,735 (GRlDA Dl DERlSlONE) Compose yourself, please! 193 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:24,690 (GRIFA AND CAMPANELLA DEL GLUDLCE) Then let's do the accounts! 194 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:30,257 (with the '' r '' moscia) It's raining. The rain It inspires me in a particular way. 195 00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:34,970 - Then it will be a fantastic thing! - I will do my best. 196 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:37,574 I wonder if my husband will notice. 197 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:41,858 - Do not tell me it's so trivial to be jealous! - No ! 198 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:45,774 But we have to do soon, my husband could look for me. 199 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:51,215 It will be the immortal imprint of our meeting! 200 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,860 - Oh! - Naughty! 201 00:18:57,820 --> 00:19:02,814 I lose a cause won at the start and I put the parcel back on too! 202 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:07,212 Oh! Damn puddle! I shit them all! 203 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,973 Hey, do you want to finish it ?! 204 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:15,216 Fortunately, he did not notice the shoe, otherwise gave me life imprisonment! 205 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:18,451 - I lost 4 million! - I did not find them. 206 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:25,659 Yes, love, I'll be right there! Here I am ! 207 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:30,974 - Allowed! - Are you crazy ? My husband is coming back! 208 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:36,373 - I put a shoe of your husband, my pants fell! - Thing ? 209 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:39,930 (SAVLNO CANCUSA) - What's up ? - Risotto with truffles. 210 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:43,979 - And rabbit with olives. - 4000 calories, minimum, a thrombosis. 211 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:49,134 You put palpitations on me! '' My lover is here, I feel it! '' 212 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:53,372 - If Ulderico arrives ... - Me I hit the navel. Help me. - Yup ! 213 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:58,409 - Where is this damn shoe? - I look below. - There is ? - Yup ! 214 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:02,971 - I'll take it, wait. - Yes. - It's right down! 215 00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:08,498 (BELL) Oh my God, it's Ulderico! What are we doing ? 216 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:15,933 - Pull ... - Come out! - I got stuck! 217 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:18,939 (SAVlNO GEME) Come outside ! 218 00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:25,133 (BELL) Oh, Lord! Savino, come on, get out! 219 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:29,691 (SAVlNO GEME) the 'mortacci' of the Ulderico! 220 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:34,217 (BELL) - The fifth vertebra ... - Mamma mia. 221 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:39,012 - Now what do I do? - Go there! - '' Beyond '' where? - Over there ! 222 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:42,695 - But we're on the fourth floor! - What do you want? 223 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:46,250 (BELL) They will be yes and no 10, 1 2 meters! 224 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:50,811 - Madonna! - Courage ! - Oh my God, the emptiness! 225 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:55,178 - I'm on an empty stomach, I die before falling! - Soon, Savino! 226 00:20:55,260 --> 00:21:00,334 (BELL PLAYED WITH LNSTlSTENCE) 227 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:04,977 San Giuditto di Pordenone, attach me to the cornice! Ah! 228 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:11,010 (BELL) Savino, take your shoe! 229 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:16,577 - Give me the other one! - Which ? - That! - One moment ! 230 00:21:16,940 --> 00:21:20,933 - As soon as you go to pee, I'll give you free way! - What if it does not fit? 231 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,976 He goes there, he goes there! 232 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,453 (VERSl Dl APPRENSlONE) 233 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:34,533 - Gelmira! - Ulderico! - And the bed ?! 234 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:39,456 He was my lover, honey. I told you it was overwhelming. 235 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:44,694 (GELMALRA RLDE NERVOSAMENTE) Find one less overwhelming, dear. 236 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:49,137 Otherwise I'll have to send him the bill at home. It would be embarrassing. 237 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:59,257 (VERSl Dl APPRENSlONE) It's new, I only put it once! 238 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:21,690 (Ulderico) So do not take me in around, you have a lover. What a good one! 239 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:27,409 For me, instead, that horned carpenter he could not repair the bed, ... 240 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,730 ..care my cat! 241 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:33,893 (GEMlTl Dl PAIN) 242 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:40,454 - What was it? - Nothing, the wind ... a slamming tax. - Ah! 243 00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:45,014 Honey, let's go, the risotto is already overcooked. 244 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,489 (ULDERlCO RlDE) 245 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:52,859 You have not put them away yet my shoes ? 246 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:59,300 - But ... - Here ... - A wet one and the other not. Why ? 247 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:04,618 (Gelmira) A little 'raining, a little' no ... Maybe one feels a little wet. 248 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:07,533 (SAVLNO PlANGE SOMMESSLY) 249 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:12,774 - (Ulderico) Do you want to make fun of me? - (Gelmira) What can I learn? 250 00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:17,138 (Gelmira) We eat, otherwise it comes to you pain in the pylorus and do not digest. 251 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:28,296 Ah! 252 00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:30,770 - What happens ?! - Anything... 253 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:34,489 It's my lover, I hid it out there, it was very embarrassing. 254 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:38,334 - If it's true, I slam it downstairs! - But no ! 255 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:43,297 I slam you downstairs, horned. Much you do not have time, helmet alone. 256 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:47,339 If there really is your lover, he must do the end he deserves! 257 00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:52,415 - See that there is no one ?! - There is nobody... 258 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:59,338 - But there is something! - What ? - What is this ?! - A shoe. 259 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:04,768 Men's shoe, number 42, in leather suede, French model! 260 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:09,297 - I HOPE THAT VORRAl SPLEGARMl! - I do not understand you, honey! 261 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:14,611 I look at the other window to see if it is hidden on the roof! 262 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:20,414 I did not even soldier, for the verti ... gini! 263 00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:24,895 (VERSl Dl APPRENSlONE) 264 00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:28,098 If I change a light bulb, I turn around ... Ah! 265 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:33,373 (GRlDA Dl PAIN) (Ulderico) If I find it, I kill him! 266 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:38,978 - There is nobody ! I had it said! Come on, let's go eat! 267 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:44,896 (VERSl Dl PAIN) 268 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:47,655 The cactus! 269 00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:53,094 - Make sure your husband does not suspect nothing ? - No do not worry ! 270 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,859 Well, then it's better to go! 271 00:24:57,780 --> 00:25:01,693 (Savino) Celeste who dresses up? And who is this? 272 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:12,178 Want to see that the hairdresser ... Then they are true horns! 273 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:17,170 (SAVlNO GRlDA) 274 00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:25,457 (turntable in English, then in Italian) What a beautiful day today. 275 00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:29,977 (in English, then in Italian) It was a shitty day! 276 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,935 Simultaneous translation... 277 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:37,498 They are making a move. Must be people '' squinzia ''! 278 00:25:37,580 --> 00:25:39,775 (CELESTE RLDE) 279 00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:44,895 - (Andrea) Let's go! - One moment, I can not ... 280 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:49,415 (ANDREA RLDE) Take it easy! 281 00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:56,175 - I suffered a loss too! - I'm sorry, you feel condolences! 282 00:25:57,060 --> 00:26:06,298 (SAVlNO GRlDA) 283 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:18,173 - follow them! - Hey, the ball! - The ball ! 284 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:30,573 (WORDS NOT UDLBlLl) 285 00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:52,772 (SAVLNO GEME FROM PAIN) 286 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:58,737 - Open you, dear? - willingly. 287 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:03,697 Wait, stop! I do not do anything, but stop! 288 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,295 Hey, wait ... 289 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:16,732 (GEMlTl Dl PAIN) All of me captain! 290 00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:22,296 (laughing) I'm very excited, madly excited! 291 00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:25,338 (with the '' r '' moscia) I'm coming darling ! 292 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:31,178 Now they surprise them in the act! Article 22 speaks clearly! 293 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:34,093 You're horned, Savino, Clearer than that ! 294 00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:38,771 - Voilà! - Hey, how wonderful! 295 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:42,934 (CELESTE AND ANDREA RLDONO) There is also the swimming pool! 296 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,693 I wanted to fill it with milk, but ... 297 00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:49,853 - Was it too expensive? - No, it became yogurt. Voilà! 298 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:55,573 (CELESTE RLDE) You are a monster of erotic fantasy! 299 00:27:56,460 --> 00:28:00,897 - Show me everything ! - I'll let you discover every corner! 300 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,369 It's fabulous ! Let's go upstairs! 301 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:07,294 Alt! Save your strength, there is an elevator. 302 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:10,816 ln a two-story villa? It's crazy! 303 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:15,018 Double-face opening! Single ... double! 304 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,295 (CELESTE RLDE) 305 00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:21,612 From the cellar, where champagne is at the right temperature, up to the room. 306 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:25,739 But here too you can make love! (in French) At the last cry! 307 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:32,852 She brought it to her room! Die Samson with all the Philistines! 308 00:28:32,940 --> 00:28:35,454 It does not open ... wait ... 309 00:28:35,540 --> 00:28:40,933 What fresh air you breathe in this latest garçonnière! 310 00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:45,089 Pure with the '' r '' moscia if he is chosen, the fedifraga! 311 00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:49,537 It must be a moron. wretch of the Langhe, did you want to cheat me? 312 00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:54,011 A country nest! It will cost 200 million and broken! 313 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:59,968 '' So I raise chickens, rabbits and the deer! '' Because I'm horned! 314 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:03,733 (in French) La garçonnière at the last cry! 315 00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:06,812 Voilà! (VERSl Dl STUPORE) 316 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:10,012 Wonderful ! 317 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:14,936 Oh ... black silk sheets! 318 00:29:15,020 --> 00:29:19,377 (with the '' r '' moscia) A pinch of morbidity can stimulate the relationship. 319 00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:23,817 What can I do to thank you? For this happiness that you promise me? 320 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:28,857 (SAVlNO GRlDA) Everything breaks, here! 321 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,060 Also the tennis court, you have prepared! 322 00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:37,655 So I with the racket, tuc tuc, and you with him, zic zic! 323 00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:40,049 I'll kill you both! 324 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:43,177 You can do it later, now Don Vito is waiting for you! 325 00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:46,332 But I'm hurrying ... (SAVLNO GEME FROM PAIN) 326 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:53,095 You do not find it to be the best of sensuality? 327 00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:55,774 I wonder if he will recognize himself that's mine. 328 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:59,819 The line of your ass It is unmistakable! 329 00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:04,658 - Forward ! - Slowly, I'm barefoot and I have a calletto under my foot! 330 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:10,136 - Good morning. - Good morning, Don Vito, I wanted ... when ... 331 00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:20,299 Turiddu Rapesanta, Giovanni Cimino, Giacinto Cimarosa, Salvatore Malagò. 332 00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:23,850 - Rest in peace. - And so on. 333 00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:27,616 Men of noble feelings, fathers exemplary, ... 334 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,897 .. suddenly grabbed to the affection of friends. 335 00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:32,936 '' Moved swiftly '' ... 336 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:37,258 With those from this morning at the park we ran out of the driveway. 337 00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:40,412 These are the last '' picciotti '' that stayed me. 338 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:46,973 - You forgot Saruzzo. - Yeah, Saruzzo, who is out of jail tomorrow. 339 00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:52,089 - Saruzzo, however, is big, big man and minchione. - Ah ... 340 00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:56,696 Six dead, first-rate people. They were like children for me. 341 00:30:56,780 --> 00:31:01,649 But for now I'm not going to follow them to the other world, do you understand? 342 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:05,050 - I see ! - Good boy. 343 00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:08,292 As the Marseilles they do not give up, ... 344 00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:12,259 ... the only solution left to me it's the grave or the jail. 345 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:16,538 I do not understand the logical connection between the grave and jail. How can i help you ? 346 00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:19,214 (Don Vito) I do not like the grave, ... 347 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:23,259 ..with 2 years in prison in a prison sure I can reorganize myself ... 348 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:26,138 ..and repay with the same coin the Marseilles! 349 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:29,974 - Nino! Rocco! - Where are you going ?! 350 00:31:30,060 --> 00:31:32,938 - I was confused at the detour ... - Lawyer! 351 00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:37,457 I thought I was talking to you instead I spoke to an extinct. What do I have to do ? 352 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:42,011 Just defend myself in a little piece of cake that we discuss Friday here in Asti. 353 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:46,252 With all due respect, it will not be there difficult to lose the cause. 354 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:50,731 - You are the lawyer almost fooler that he knows. - How do you mean ? 355 00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:54,415 - All right, without '' almost ''. - Ah here. - You will be well repaid. 356 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,731 I will be able, if necessary, take care of your horns! 357 00:31:57,820 --> 00:32:03,816 - Do you already know everything? - If you did not know all in time, I would be dead years ago. 358 00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:06,900 I always know what I need to know. 359 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:11,132 Since you know everything, I show you that I am a real man! 360 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:15,657 - I'm going home and I'll kill them both! - No ! - What do I care? 361 00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:20,256 You must deal with my cause. Leave it to me. 362 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:25,494 - Did I make the idea? - Yes. - Think about it already satisfied, word of Don Vito. 363 00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:29,615 However, I recommend, do not speak of my horns. 364 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,009 the Marseilles! 365 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,455 To kill them seems a little too much. 366 00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:38,249 Breaking the spine, those are scared. Don Vito ? 367 00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:42,413 I'll handle that ! I'll see you Friday at the trial, the word of Don Vito! 368 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:46,573 She always says '' my word '', but he never lets me talk. 369 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,972 Let's finish the speech! Guys, at least you two wait, no? 370 00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:53,016 Soon ! 371 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:58,970 I have a calletto, I told you! Do you let me do the giant slalom? 372 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,972 Don Vito, do not leave me alone! 373 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,775 Don Vito ! Don Vi ... 374 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:12,175 He made my horns! In your opinion, do you deserve it? 375 00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:15,138 She always nods with her head! 376 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:20,374 I will be a little overweight, I do not deny it but the desire to lose weight is there! 377 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:23,418 In the morning it makes me jog, 378 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,651 ..Every other day it makes me fast! 379 00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:30,528 In the evening he gives me a 'ciofeca' ... Vomiting just thinking about it! 380 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:36,217 My profession is dead! The criminalist becomes '' cornutist ''! 381 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:42,170 I already hear them: '' Avvocato Lagrasta, cornutaccio of Asti! ''. 382 00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:46,731 We arrived. Thank you, she is very kind. 383 00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:50,972 This is the home of Lagrasta, a horn hangs over it! 384 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:54,735 - See you soon. - '' Goodbye to never ''! Tiè! 385 00:33:56,060 --> 00:34:00,576 Maybe I'll see you soon, so much me I kill myself with a shotgun! 386 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:02,890 Then I shoot them! 387 00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:07,576 - But what happened to her? - He gave me a ride. 388 00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:11,733 I was at the cemetery, and I wanted to say to Don Vito ... 389 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:14,494 - What the fuck do you care ?! - What ways! 390 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:19,052 I want to see her the distraught widow at the funeral. I shoot myself in the mouth! 391 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:23,613 (ABBAlA BlBO) Go away, damn dog! 392 00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:27,693 Eat betrayal breakfast! You must burst your liver! 393 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:31,853 You must come to my funeral! All they must come here! It must also rain! 394 00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:35,216 I want to see Celeste who will make diets! 395 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:41,455 The American diet, that of points, the associate, the disassociated ... 396 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:45,530 I kill him! 80 shots in the mouth! 397 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:49,215 (Celeste) Who is there? Are you, dear? 398 00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:55,249 (SAVlNO GRlDA) 399 00:34:55,340 --> 00:35:00,016 Savino, what's wrong ?! (SAVLNO CANTA lN ENGLISH) 400 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:02,933 - I sing ! - How did you get reduced ?! 401 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:07,013 - It's my business! You, rather, where have you been ? - I'll tell you everything. 402 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:10,649 I looked for you at home, in the studio, I was beginning to worry. 403 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:15,416 - I want to introduce you to a person. Andrew ! - Good evening. 404 00:35:23,180 --> 00:35:25,694 - But, lawyer ... - Get up! 405 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:29,739 You stay in my house, smoke mine cigar and fucks my whiskey! 406 00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:35,452 - Savino, what are these ways? Here. - No thanks. - Sit down. 407 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:40,331 - Do you want to tell me what his name is? - (together) Andrea Soldani. 408 00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:43,537 Do not suggest! He will know his name, right? 409 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:48,136 Love, we must tell you something. You would never guess. 410 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:52,259 - I already guessed, I know everything! - Then it's easier! 411 00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:57,619 Do not turn around the speeches as usual, it gives me nerves! 412 00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:04,171 Since you already know everything, you should pay Mr. Soldani. 413 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:08,776 Pay it ?! Why, you pay him as well? 414 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:13,538 Andrea is a professional first class, you know? 415 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:17,852 I tried to lower the price, but this last blow of 20 million ... 416 00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:21,535 - 20 million? - Unless I could not work. 417 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:24,134 Do you believe the last remaining male? 418 00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:29,055 - It goes to undermine women, and it's done give 20 million a hit ?! - Savino! 419 00:36:29,140 --> 00:36:33,531 How can you contact yourself like that? to the disciple of Le Corbusier ?! 420 00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:37,932 With Mclntosh I studied the most sophisticated techniques! 421 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:43,617 What system is it ?! Do not raise your voice with me ! And shut up! Thank you ! 422 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:48,653 - And shut up! - But who is this? I do not understand it! 423 00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:54,894 It is the architect who has furnished our new villa in the countryside. 424 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:59,454 I wanted to surprise you for your birthday. 425 00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:02,452 Oh, Lord, are you the architect? 426 00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:06,772 Yup ! Graduated with full marks at Central New York University! 427 00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:09,977 Excuse me, I do not know what to say. Please sit down. 428 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:12,654 Even a disciple of '' Maclnbrosh '' ... 429 00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:16,972 Poor little star, you're exhausted, you work too much, you're tired! 430 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:22,532 I thought if I had prepared you a quiet place in the countryside ... 431 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:29,051 Sorry, I thought he was the your lover. I messed up. 432 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:33,452 Thanks so an artist who is completely dedicated to his wife! 433 00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:38,534 The pop chair made with the mold of his naked ass, it will be worth millions! 434 00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:42,295 It will be published in the magazines most important in the world! 435 00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:47,738 - Go change, so it hits mine esthetic sense ! - He's right, dear. 436 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:53,213 - Sorry. I do it in a moment, architect. - Oh! 437 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:05,772 Andrea has indulged, in the restructuring. 438 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,215 It is a mixture between ancient and modern. 439 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:12,771 - I like it, I hope you like it too you. - If you like it, I like it too. 440 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:16,648 I'm just a bit 'of confusion with electronic commands. 441 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:21,495 - we'll talk. - Sure. - How much do you have spent on jobs? - 1 50 million. 442 00:38:21,580 --> 00:38:25,050 - Caspita. - We have not finished yet. 443 00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:29,691 - There is to fix the garden and the facade. - Ah here. Mah. 444 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:34,090 - I guessed it! - It worked ! - Come ! 445 00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:40,296 Voilà! Then ? 446 00:38:40,380 --> 00:38:45,408 - Honestly, it's very beautiful. - Andrea is very imaginative. 447 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:50,016 - I understood that, but it is also very expensive. - Very expensive! 448 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:54,252 - Each hit is 1 5, 20 million! - He's a screaming architect! 449 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:58,731 (with the '' r '' moscia) I cry out, if you bring me other bills to pay! 450 00:38:58,820 --> 00:39:02,449 It has the '' r '' moscia, but it is tough if you try to take away a penny! 451 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:06,818 - It's 1:00, I'm going to get ready to eat ! - What's on the menu? 452 00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,050 Special lunch, today: ... 453 00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:14,737 .. passed cucumber, half an egg hard with a lettuce leaf, ... 454 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:18,779 ..and then a nice infusion of Japanese seaweed! 455 00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:23,012 - They drive me crazy, they remind me of them cuttlefish with peas! - You are right. 456 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:27,457 - Meanwhile, take confidence with the house. Hi, honey. - Hello. 457 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:36,415 (TV) Palermo, minimum 6, maximum 1 4. Rome, minimum 2, maximum 1 2. 458 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:41,779 (TV) Turin, minimum 3, maximum 5. Venice, minimum 0, maximum 8. 459 00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:45,375 (TV) It was temperatures registered today. 460 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:48,850 - What's this ?! - (TV) Now the local news. 461 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:53,491 (TV) In Asti a well-known mafia boss he was the victim of an accident ... 462 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:56,970 .. together with his two bodyguards. 463 00:39:57,060 --> 00:40:00,450 (DON VlTO GEME) 464 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:04,814 (TV) I'm Franco Mauri and I speak to you from the city of Asti. 465 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:09,052 (TV) The well-known boss Vito Malisperi is been a victim of a serious accident. 466 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:13,656 (TV) He was invested, apparently accidentally, from a car. 467 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:19,178 - A colleague was a witness ... - I saw everything, it was terrible. 468 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:22,457 - I imagine. - With Don Vito there were two men. 469 00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:24,735 Don Vito looked at his back, ... 470 00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:27,857 ..a guard looked to the right, the other on the left. 471 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:32,456 Then a car took them in front of them. It was a terrible scene! 472 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:37,898 We understood. At this point our transmission ends here. 473 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:45,737 (TV) By Franco Mauri ... (FIRE) 474 00:41:00,540 --> 00:41:04,328 Don Vito's killer! This must be Saruzzo! 475 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,809 Then Don Vito was serious. 476 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:11,496 How can I explain ... Now he's in the hospital! 477 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:13,969 '' Hermetic safety closure. '' 478 00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:28,379 (SAVlNO GRlDA AND GEME FROM PAIN) 479 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,529 Savino, what are you doing? 480 00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:36,216 Do not lean out, it happened one thing ... Then I'll explain! 481 00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:39,610 - What are you doing ?! - My groin hurts! 482 00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:44,609 At times I died quartered, like San Sebastiano! 483 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:49,330 - Do not get dirty! Don Vito does not have understood nothing! - You're always agitated. 484 00:41:49,420 --> 00:41:53,777 - He did not understand! - You said that you would not be busy working! 485 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:59,571 Don Vito has been invested! the phone to the hospital, to the police! 486 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:03,573 Yes, to the police! I have to call someone! 487 00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:08,017 (CELESTE GRlDA) No, do not crush that button! 488 00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:15,653 30 seconds of high voltage! 489 00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:28,215 (Savino) Who is it? 490 00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:12,412 Listen, let's be clear: Don Vito at the cemetery did not understand. 491 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:17,051 I'm not the person you're looking for, I'm the lawyer, not the lover. 492 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:23,859 Why do not you talk? He always is '' in silencer ''! ln silence! 493 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:27,895 This hurts ... Yes! (THE MAN GEME DL PAIN) 494 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:30,972 Oh my God, what's this? (FIRE) 495 00:43:31,740 --> 00:43:36,097 Mr. killer, excuse me! I did not want to shoot! 496 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:40,935 My finger went on the trigger and I shot! I'm a good person ! 497 00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:45,457 Look, I suffer from the heart, tachycardia comes to me! 498 00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:50,819 (SAVlNO PlAGNUCOLA AND FARFUGLLA WORDS lNCOMPRENSlBlLl) 499 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:08,451 I killed him with a stroke and not me I noticed it! Now how do I do it ?! 500 00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:14,017 This damned zig zag staircase! 501 00:44:17,260 --> 00:44:24,575 (together) happy Birthday to You,... 502 00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:29,939 happy Birthday to You ! 503 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:33,695 - Greetings, Savino! - An applause to the lawyer! 504 00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:37,090 (APPLAUSl) You did not expect it, eh? 505 00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:40,935 You could also warn me. Dear, thank you. 506 00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:45,896 - Are you here too? - Happy birthday ! 507 00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:48,448 I invited Judge Demma, ... 508 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:52,328 .. can be useful for the appointment to president of the order. 509 00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:57,016 Best wishes ! Honey, I'd like to present the Lagrasta avvocato. 510 00:44:57,100 --> 00:45:01,616 - Good evening. - Sorry, I do in a moment, I'm going to change! 511 00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:06,338 (SAVlNO COLOR PAROLE NONSENSE) 512 00:45:11,380 --> 00:45:18,092 Savino! Savino, but ... what shoes did you put on, honey? 513 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:24,011 - I did not know ... - If you take off your foot the elevator leaves, it is not complicated. 514 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:27,695 It seems easy, but it's not ... 515 00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:35,450 - One moment, I want to do something! - Mr. judge, but ... 516 00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:39,089 I want to check his shoe size! 517 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,372 - What does he do ? - It's a game of society. 518 00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:47,772 - It's a game, a joke! - Yup ! - Ulderico, have you finished? 519 00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:53,612 (EXPRESSING THE AMAZING) 520 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:57,090 It's really extraordinary! Funny ! 521 00:45:57,700 --> 00:46:01,659 Sorry, it was not expected! But this is a surprise party! 522 00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:07,734 - I'm going to change clothes! - the lords Ferrigoni. 523 00:46:07,820 --> 00:46:10,459 Good evening. Sorry for the dress. 524 00:46:10,540 --> 00:46:14,374 But where have we ever seen? I'm sure he did it on purpose! 525 00:46:14,460 --> 00:46:17,770 Have you found your beautiful 'Cinderella'? 526 00:46:17,860 --> 00:46:21,375 No, but something tells me that is among the guests. 527 00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:26,013 - (Andrea) What a divine déshabillé! - What are you saying ? 528 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:30,252 - (Andrea) We are waiting for you! - I change and I'm right away from you! 529 00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:36,370 What big feet he has! It's me splitting the nail of the poison! 530 00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:39,975 Let's both fall! 531 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:45,373 No ! Oh God ! My Madonna! 532 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:51,811 This unfortunate architect! I do not understand anything, in here! 533 00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:54,335 Where the fuck do I put it? 534 00:47:02,740 --> 00:47:07,416 - What a beautiful dress he has! - Thanks, kind. 535 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:11,539 I'm wrong or part of it of last year's collection? 536 00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:16,853 I saw him at the circus like his on an elephant tamer. 537 00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:23,018 - How's the atmosphere? - It's falling. - invent something to revive it. 538 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:28,618 The corpse had been strangled for a while of wire that passed from the nose. 539 00:47:28,700 --> 00:47:32,818 - Oh God ... - Cesarino, do not scare me the countess. 540 00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:38,054 - It was in my article. - Stop it with these horrid details! 541 00:47:38,620 --> 00:47:44,616 - Nice party, eh? You are welcome ! - Do you drink something? - I already have it. 542 00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:49,613 - He read my article ... - What number do you wear? - Such as ? 543 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:55,411 - What number do you wear? - 39, the number of journalists of crime news. 544 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,810 - Here we go ! - Do not pull me like that! 545 00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:04,855 - Is the lawyer still on? - I did not see him go down. 546 00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:14,856 Here. 547 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:24,649 Where is it ? The tub... There is not. 548 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:30,019 (CANTAR CELLARS) 549 00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:34,974 '' Spread of talcum. '' 550 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:39,174 '' Bidet, water, press here. '' 551 00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:44,736 Oh! Wonder of the technique! 552 00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:48,176 I also press the bidet. 553 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:54,936 Oh! 554 00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:16,214 (Cesarino) Help, I saw a corpse! Cold! 555 00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:19,413 - Help ! - Oh, the fur! 556 00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:26,049 A cold corpse, stiff, perched on the bidet! 557 00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:32,329 - But what he says ? - I saw it ! I'm one who understands it! 558 00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:37,414 - Let's check ! - Calm, it's certainly a joke! 559 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,934 It is lying on the bidet, come! 560 00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:45,171 - Look if it's not a corpse! - But it's Savino! 561 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:51,531 But how ? I was telling them about the corpse that stood next to the bidet. 562 00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:56,648 - He was there until recently! - What did you see? - The dead! 563 00:49:56,740 --> 00:50:02,053 - He believes he saw a body in this bathroom. - I'm sure ! 564 00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:06,411 I am shocked by laughter! A corpse here! 565 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:12,814 - You will be given a rinse and He's gone. - I saw it, it was there! 566 00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:18,770 Typical professional deformation. He sees corpses everywhere. 567 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:22,216 - As a joke it's a bit heavy. - Maybe... 568 00:50:22,300 --> 00:50:26,896 - He was ruining a party in his gay and festive atmosphere. - It's true. 569 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:30,768 - I was wrong. - Love, hurry up, we're waiting for you. 570 00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:34,853 - All right. - Hello. - I apologize. - To soon. 571 00:50:34,940 --> 00:50:39,775 - Let's go back down. - Shame. Crazy visionary, and also a little asshole. 572 00:50:41,380 --> 00:50:46,454 - Did you hear what he said? - He's right! - How, is he right? 573 00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:52,332 I was going in there, then, while I was pulling up ... down ... zipping ... 574 00:50:52,940 --> 00:51:00,699 - Then ? - I entered to fly to make a ... 575 00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:06,175 - Do what? - A small act. 576 00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:13,979 - At a certain point, I think I have seen ... - Seeing something ... 577 00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:18,814 I always wear tennis shoes for bathing, if not slide. 578 00:51:18,900 --> 00:51:22,813 I think I'm not very well. I go. 579 00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:27,292 - Are you itching? - I have the foam in the ear, in the eardrum. 580 00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:32,773 Actually I'm not very well. I would go to drink something strong. 581 00:51:33,180 --> 00:51:38,049 - It's better. - Do you drink something too? - Yup. 582 00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:44,170 Bravo, it tones you up. I go to tone myself too. You drink already. 583 00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:49,573 - Go Go. - He was right the architect. I'm going to drink something. 584 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:54,809 But when the fuck are you going? I have to dress up, sorry! 585 00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:57,892 I'm going, eh? I'm going to drink. 586 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:05,734 Madonna, I was dying. This where I leave it ? ln soaking in a bain-marie? 587 00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:11,540 Should it happen to me? And how do I do now? 588 00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:17,258 (NOISE OF THE VENTLLAZONE) 589 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:21,697 What a nice heat. This is the only thing who has hit the architect. 590 00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:34,697 - Lawyer, finally. - Sorry, I lost time on the buttons ... 591 00:52:34,780 --> 00:52:38,773 How fat you are, the tuxedo does not it's more than you. From tomorrow, forced diet. 592 00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,851 But if you just make me burn grass! 593 00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:44,899 - What number do you wear? - Port shoes of English size, 10 and a half. 594 00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:48,859 - Looks like you're watching a dead man. - I feel bad, that's why ... 595 00:52:48,980 --> 00:52:53,258 - What's dead ?! - Try to be kind. So far you've been rude. 596 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:57,777 - It's not like I do not want to be ... - I invited the people that matter! 597 00:52:57,860 --> 00:53:02,172 - I do not want people to turn around for the House ! - Hide something? 598 00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:04,410 I do not hide anything. 599 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:09,210 I have to talk to Andrea, you entertain the judge's wife. 600 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:11,814 We live in the same house! 601 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:15,939 I leave my husband, in return I took Andrea away for a moment. 602 00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:19,774 In the guest bathroom there is something wrong. 603 00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:23,136 (Andrea) Strange. Anyway you can use the bathroom above. 604 00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:25,939 (subheading) No, my husband controls us. 605 00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:30,059 - Lawyer, can you offer me a drink? - Yes we go. 606 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:34,975 The body is soaking! The countess is also weak with kidneys! 607 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:41,371 Lawyer! Savi ... Attorney, where did he get out? 608 00:53:41,620 --> 00:53:44,088 Yet I saw it, there was! 609 00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:49,449 Don Vito, you could not send me a lighter one? 610 00:53:49,540 --> 00:53:55,729 Savino, where are you? Savi ... Can you know what happens? 611 00:53:55,820 --> 00:53:59,779 - You're acting weird. - - Yup. 612 00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:03,899 You ignored me all the time. Do you think the way to do it? 613 00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:07,859 - I do it for caution. - My husband is already suspicious! 614 00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:13,333 - What do you suspect? - Our thing! You've seeded clues everywhere! 615 00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:17,732 - He's checking everyone's shoes. - I know. - (Ulderico) Gelmira! 616 00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:23,338 - The cornutaccio is coming. Hide here! - Where are you ? 617 00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:29,456 - Excuse me, lawyer. - I'm really happy! - Kiss me? 618 00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:33,579 - He did me the honor of coming in this house ! - Did you see my wife? 619 00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:37,619 - Why should you be here? - I thought I saw her go up. 620 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:41,295 - Why are you looking in the closet? There is nobody ! - Sorry. 621 00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:44,372 - The closet is mine! - Be patient ! 622 00:54:44,460 --> 00:54:48,817 - There is neither his wife nor the shoes ! - Get out of the way! 623 00:54:55,940 --> 00:55:00,058 - Lawyer ... - Please, do not ruin me. 624 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:04,453 - I did not want to do it, he has me forced. - Do not do that. 625 00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:08,374 I traveled it, I am one who is not scandalized. 626 00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:12,453 I will be silent as a tomb. He too remained ice! 627 00:55:12,540 --> 00:55:15,338 - By force ... - (laughing) Good this! 628 00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:18,651 Come on, who of us does not have its own vices? 629 00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:23,450 There are those who drink, those who play, those who go to women, and who instead like her ... 630 00:55:23,740 --> 00:55:26,698 It is a matter of taste. 631 00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:30,489 (SAVlNO RLDE) Now ... What a nice guy! 632 00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:35,574 And then, let's face it: those of us who do not have a corpse hidden in the closet? 633 00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:39,858 - Which corpse, excuse me? - Metaphorically speaking! 634 00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:43,216 Where is it? his '' sense of humor ''? 635 00:55:43,300 --> 00:55:46,849 - Do you want to know something? - Yes. - The truth? - Eh! 636 00:55:46,940 --> 00:55:49,898 - To see her like that, you would not think so. - Eh, well ... 637 00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:54,730 - And then, with that nice touch of wife who finds himself ... - Yes, but ... nothing. 638 00:55:55,980 --> 00:56:01,100 - Anyway, on my part ... - Moscow! - Moscow! - Thank you. 639 00:56:01,180 --> 00:56:04,650 - Absolute silence. - Thank you. - Imagine yourself. 640 00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:09,018 - Mr. judge, see you later. - (in Piedmontese) Frocio. 641 00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:15,577 - He's gone ? - Yup. - He took me a shot! 642 00:56:15,660 --> 00:56:21,257 - He took me by ricchiation. - Come on, we're alone. - I would not say. 643 00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:25,970 It is not exciting that your wife can come at any moment ... 644 00:56:26,060 --> 00:56:28,335 ..and catch us in the act? 645 00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:34,609 - It's not that it's not exciting ... - What are you doing ? Do not go ! 646 00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:41,095 - Come on, come here! - I can not come ! - Why ? 647 00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:44,968 Because I do not want more betray my wife! 648 00:56:45,060 --> 00:56:49,736 Since you discovered this vocation? For two hours? Two minutes ? 649 00:56:49,820 --> 00:56:53,017 You want to explain me when you made this decision, ... 650 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:56,331 ..view that yesterday at my house strolled on the cornices ?! 651 00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:59,139 - So many things have happened! - What happened ?! 652 00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:03,452 - Now I go there and I mess that does not end anymore! - Gelmira ... 653 00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:07,057 Go, inside! You're really a restless dead! 654 00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:10,450 Gelmira! Please do it for me! 655 00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:14,089 Do not get angry, do it for our love! 656 00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:18,458 But what love? Who ever has you beloved ?! One is worth the other! 657 00:57:18,540 --> 00:57:21,452 Of the 32 lovers that I had before you, ... 658 00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:24,850 .. you're the most inefficient, the most trivial ... 659 00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:28,489 The most asshole, bald and fat! And the 33rd! 660 00:57:32,180 --> 00:57:35,809 Dear judge, I hope the party be to his liking. 661 00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:40,576 It could not be otherwise, with such a lovely and delightful guest. 662 00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:44,255 - And even so alone. - My husband really tonight ... 663 00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:47,650 - For heaven's sake, I know everything. - Everything? 664 00:57:47,740 --> 00:57:50,857 It is right and fair that you defend it. 665 00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:56,253 But, in some cases, support of an influential friend, discreet ... 666 00:57:56,340 --> 00:58:00,618 Above all, of a real man ... He understands what I mean, does not he? 667 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:05,455 - Ulderico! Expensive ! Ulderico! - Excuse me a moment ! 668 00:58:05,540 --> 00:58:08,976 I present you my lover! Did you look for him? There he is ! 669 00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:12,291 The lawyer Lagrasta, a well-known seducer, everyone knows it. 670 00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:16,498 - But you know who was upstairs in the closet ? - (Celeste) Savino! 671 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:18,969 - Sorry. - You're welcome dear. 672 00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:21,972 Augusta and Lucretius they arrived, finally! 673 00:58:22,060 --> 00:58:26,292 - How are you ? - Take a seat and take something. - Dear Lucretius. 674 00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:30,692 What do you want to do ? A scandal? These are not things that concern us! 675 00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:35,570 We must have understanding! You know that you could ruin his career? 676 00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:39,653 - (Celeste) Judge, does not he come? - Celestial Woman, here I am! 677 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:41,890 Is it no longer jealous? I'm crazy ? 678 00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:48,931 lncredible, while living in the same home for years, we know each other just! 679 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:54,219 - We can fix it. He wants to come in bed with me? - Yup ! - Here we go ! 680 00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:58,737 - I have a more exciting idea, up and down in the elevator. - Why not ? 681 00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:02,695 For me there was. 682 00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:07,690 Here is the bathroom ... There was! There was! 683 00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:12,252 - Oh! - Oh! - Excuse me. 684 00:59:13,940 --> 00:59:17,649 I would not like you to think ... that I was spying ... 685 00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:21,210 - I reverberate! - What type ! 686 00:59:31,540 --> 00:59:33,849 This time do not fool me. 687 00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:38,893 How I feel you! I've been going up and down 5 times! 688 00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:43,849 - Let's go to the bedroom! - Yes, but let's be careful! 689 00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:51,536 (EXPRESSING THE AMAZING) 690 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:54,851 Do not worry, is that visionary asshole! 691 00:59:55,700 --> 01:00:00,490 - Yes, kiss me! Oh yes ! - Here! 692 01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:06,851 - Abandoned! - How I feel you! - You make me a beast! 693 01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:09,329 - What a beast! - Yup ! 694 01:00:09,420 --> 01:00:12,810 I'm not in favor of the law of honor, but I justify it. 695 01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:17,257 Just her? And his battles against the myth of jealousy? 696 01:00:17,340 --> 01:00:20,491 The penalty must be short though! (CESARlNO FlSCHlA) 697 01:00:22,860 --> 01:00:25,294 Excuse me so much, Mr. judge. 698 01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:31,816 - The architect gave me back of the asshole! - He did the right thing ! 699 01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:36,451 - This time I saw it though! - Thing ? - The corpse. Eh? - THE CADAVER! 700 01:00:36,540 --> 01:00:41,898 (SAVlNO RLDE) He sees corpses everywhere, he's drunk! 701 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:44,096 Wicked! 702 01:00:44,180 --> 01:00:47,092 (GEMlTl Dl PLACERE) (Savino) But what a corpse! 703 01:00:47,180 --> 01:00:51,219 - (Cesarino) It's in the bedroom! - Too late, over there! 704 01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:56,055 - (Savino) Will make an eternal nap. - (Cesarino) I assure you it's there! 705 01:00:56,140 --> 01:01:01,612 - What do you want to do ?! - It's in here! - Look into my eyes! 706 01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:05,529 - Remember that I've always wanted you good, since boys. - Yup. 707 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:09,090 We did the elementary together, then the high school ... 708 01:01:09,180 --> 01:01:12,570 - Look ... - We did even the university together! 709 01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:16,733 - What does that have to do with anything ? - I am graduate and I was more successful! 710 01:01:16,820 --> 01:01:21,177 To have this success, I made a life of sacrifice, ... 711 01:01:21,260 --> 01:01:25,378 .. of renunciations, of diets above all, then, in a moment of weakness ... 712 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:28,736 - You ate something. - I did not eat anything. 713 01:01:29,020 --> 01:01:33,650 (DALALTH FROM THE ROOM NEXT) My husband will be looking for me ... 714 01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:39,651 - You have frozen hands. - But I have a warm heart. - I feel. 715 01:01:39,740 --> 01:01:44,689 (GEMlTl Dl PLACERE) Vampirona! 716 01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:52,175 Where we are ? 717 01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:56,010 - Oh yes... - Yup... 718 01:02:00,540 --> 01:02:07,013 - I'm yours ... - Porcelona! - We find a bed. - Porcellaccia! 719 01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:12,339 If in a moment of weakness ... No, of mental confusion! 720 01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:19,178 - No, in a moment of need! - Do you need money ? - No. 721 01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:23,333 - I open the closet. - You are crazy ? Do not do it ! - I'm not crazy ! 722 01:02:24,260 --> 01:02:28,412 - Where is it ? Savino, there is not! - There is nobody ? - No ! 723 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:34,018 - So you're crazy, sorry. - He was here, with his head like that! 724 01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:40,130 - There is not ! There is not ! - There is not ! - But why does it have to be? 725 01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:43,530 - First he was here! - You're not crazy, but you're a little stupid. 726 01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:47,010 - You have to apologize, I'm not here anymore with the head. - Figured. 727 01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:50,809 - The crime news, the corpses ... - Do a bad job. 728 01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:53,653 - I'm going to drink something. - Go and get drunk. 729 01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:59,136 Why does it always disappear? Where did you hunt now? 730 01:02:59,540 --> 01:03:03,579 What if Cesarino finds it? Maybe he returns to the bidet! 731 01:03:03,660 --> 01:03:06,299 That also sees him as drunk! 732 01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:09,739 Having a man like me near me, ... 733 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:13,256 ..a splendid creature like her it could bloom again. 734 01:03:13,340 --> 01:03:15,331 Downstairs, upstairs! 735 01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:19,857 - It was a blow for me tonight of lightning ... - Mamma mia! - Help ! 736 01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:24,775 - He hurt himself ? - I suffer of claustrophobia, let me out! 737 01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:30,537 - Where is the remote control? - Help ! - I'm coming ! 738 01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:37,492 (GRIFFY CONFUSE) 739 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:41,209 - Councilor, do something! - Andrea, where are you ?! 740 01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:44,531 (Demma) I can not resist anymore! 741 01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:48,172 Did he go crazy? It is stuck! 742 01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:56,695 Cursed killer, where are you? Do you want see me dead? I'll kill you again! 743 01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:01,288 The secret passage! 744 01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:05,373 Want to see what the architect did even the torture chamber? 745 01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:08,975 The face of SS has it, and it's super-asshole! 746 01:04:09,140 --> 01:04:12,610 There he is ! Hey! Hey! 747 01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:16,409 Mannaggia! You do it on purpose ? Let's play hide and seek ? 748 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:42,499 (GRIFFY CONFUSE) 749 01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:47,449 - Do not worry ! Arrival! - Andrew ! 750 01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:51,931 (Demma) Help! Let me out! Help ! 751 01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:54,416 Voilà! 752 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:58,338 How are you, Mr. judge? My God ! 753 01:04:58,420 --> 01:05:04,370 - I can not leave you a moment, Dear. Voilà! - Oh! Sorry ! 754 01:05:04,460 --> 01:05:08,419 What a shameless! He tried again, the lady! 755 01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:14,536 - Sorry ! - Heavenly Woman ... allow me a word! - Judge! 756 01:05:15,220 --> 01:05:19,498 There will be a safe place where there are no electronic devices! 757 01:05:19,580 --> 01:05:23,368 - (Demma) Wait! - (Celeste) Leave me! 758 01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:27,499 - Do not do that! - What will people say? 759 01:05:27,580 --> 01:05:31,334 - Since I saw it I wanted it! - It is not possible ! 760 01:05:31,420 --> 01:05:35,732 Believe me, seeing it so provocative I can not resist ! 761 01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:39,449 Please, I have to change, it's not the moment! 762 01:05:39,540 --> 01:05:43,215 - Oso because I know the secret of her husband. - Which secret ? 763 01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:48,533 I can not say more, I swore ... What was it ?! Are there ghosts? 764 01:05:49,860 --> 01:05:52,738 Heavenly woman, do not run away! 765 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:57,059 Please, let me in, Celestial woman! 766 01:05:57,140 --> 01:06:00,610 Not equivocals on the feelings of a real man! 767 01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:05,535 Heavenly Woman, let me explain it! Oh, what a joy! 768 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:07,856 And three! 769 01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:14,250 This smoke ... I need an ashtray. 770 01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:18,697 This pop art ... that serves something! 771 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:21,533 (SFRlGOLlO) 772 01:06:22,420 --> 01:06:41,409 (SAVlNO GRlDA FROM THE PAIN) 773 01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:45,894 Let's have a nice carnival! Confetti and streamers! 774 01:06:45,980 --> 01:06:50,132 - Cheer! - Long live the lawyer that is also wet! 775 01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:54,008 Best wishes ! Best wishes to everyone! (GRLDA FESTOSE) 776 01:06:54,540 --> 01:06:57,657 - How do you feel, honey? - (Savino) I'm fine. 777 01:06:57,740 --> 01:07:00,732 There is Dr. Smeraldi, if you want to be visited. 778 01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:04,859 I told you I'm fine. And then here there's danger ... I mean, go down! 779 01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:08,979 - Quickly, it's midnight soon! - (Savino) All right! 780 01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:13,611 She is a holy woman. How do you live? next to such a particular kind? 781 01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:16,453 (Celeste) It is only exhausted. 782 01:07:16,660 --> 01:07:20,573 - Shoes number 39! - Do not dry me with his shoes! 783 01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:22,616 The shoes of those who see the dead! 784 01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:24,816 They are coming down! 785 01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:32,493 - Hi, Savino! - Who is it ?! 786 01:07:32,860 --> 01:07:36,614 - How are you, Savino? - It is you. - Yes I am. 787 01:07:37,660 --> 01:07:42,575 - You drank ? - Yes, a lot. - You're drunk ? - All. - Better. 788 01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:49,931 - What are you doing ? - What I do ? I'm ... I'm ... moving a body. 789 01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:55,378 You make fun of me too because I see the dead everywhere! 790 01:07:55,460 --> 01:08:01,535 If I told you I was carrying would you believe it? 791 01:08:03,300 --> 01:08:05,939 - Yup ! - So it's a chest. 792 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:11,652 - Style ro ... rococò? - No, late nineteenth century style. 793 01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:17,930 It's good, it's solid wood, keep your hair, look. 794 01:08:18,020 --> 01:08:23,492 - I know. - It has the finishes of Bardonecchia, holds the '' recchia ''. 795 01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:26,936 - It's worm-eaten, it's old wood. - Is heavy ? 796 01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:31,411 - A dead weight, I can not do it more. - I'll give you a hand. - It's better. 797 01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:36,177 - I'll give you a hand, I'll fly! - Come on foot, just come. 798 01:08:36,260 --> 01:08:41,175 - I come flying on foot. - How much you're drunk ! Take her by the legs. 799 01:08:41,260 --> 01:08:45,412 - For the legs? - Each chest has legs. 800 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:49,015 - What are those ? - They are the legs of the chest. 801 01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:52,092 Good boy. Come on, let's take it to the cellar. 802 01:08:52,180 --> 01:08:56,810 Late 19th century chest with tennis shoes number 47! 803 01:08:57,460 --> 01:09:01,738 It's midnight, there's a surprise: spaghetti with cream and truffles! 804 01:09:01,820 --> 01:09:06,098 (EXPRESSED BY GLOBAL) Take a seat in the dining room. 805 01:09:06,820 --> 01:09:12,133 - Take a seat. - It allows me to be a knight? - Sure. 806 01:09:17,260 --> 01:09:22,573 Cesarino, give me a hand that the chest weighs. 807 01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:27,409 Cesarino?! He sleeps, he is drunk. 808 01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:31,256 I bring it alone. 809 01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:40,772 The elevator did not do it here! Cursed the architect! 810 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,656 How bad it is. 811 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,456 Here is a shovel. 812 01:10:16,060 --> 01:10:19,609 They condemn me as well for concealment of corpse! 813 01:10:19,700 --> 01:10:23,170 What do I care? I cover it! 814 01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:33,889 Hey ... this is empty, but there it is! 815 01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:38,049 You drink, you tone up. 816 01:10:49,940 --> 01:10:55,219 Do not fool me anymore, chest! I dream them! 817 01:10:56,020 --> 01:11:00,775 Two deaths in via Robespierre, three corpses at the station, ... 818 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:05,132 .. two dead Tunisians for abject reasons ... 819 01:11:08,740 --> 01:11:11,379 I dream them! 820 01:11:13,140 --> 01:11:17,179 Chest ... chest ... 821 01:11:19,060 --> 01:11:24,498 I dream of dead bodies ... all dead... 822 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:30,411 I dream of it. Do not fool me anymore, chest. 823 01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,775 '' Judge, I did not do it on purpose. '' 824 01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:40,217 '' What do you say, Lagrasta? She has also hidden the body! " 825 01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:45,970 '' I know, 721 speaks clearly, but me while I was occult I did not look. '' 826 01:11:46,060 --> 01:11:48,449 '' Do not climb on the mirrors! '' 827 01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:51,850 '' I can not even bend down, Mr. judge! " 828 01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:56,297 '' In his position as a lawyer must know the code by heart! '' 829 01:11:56,380 --> 01:11:58,371 '' His position is uncomfortable! '' 830 01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:04,296 '' I know, more uncomfortable than that, you die. But there are also extenuating circumstances! " 831 01:12:04,380 --> 01:12:08,339 '' The aggravating, lawyer! Do not make me angry! " 832 01:12:08,420 --> 01:12:14,450 '' Mister public prosecutor, I appeal to you! '' '' Life imprisonment! '' 833 01:12:14,540 --> 01:12:17,771 '' Give life imprisonment to me that I am clean? " 834 01:12:18,020 --> 01:12:22,172 '' Then I buried him. 50 years, or 30, but I buried it. " 835 01:12:22,260 --> 01:12:24,774 Occult, but I do not look. 836 01:12:24,860 --> 01:12:28,899 - (Celeste) Savino? - Who is it ? I'll come to you, honey! 837 01:12:28,980 --> 01:12:32,939 - What are you doing there? - I was doing the gymnastic. - What got you? 838 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:36,808 - It's cake time, and you're still there in a bathrobe! - I'm going to change. 839 01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:40,813 From the service door! On hurry up! Spring ! 840 01:12:40,900 --> 01:12:46,099 - A nice breath! In one breath ! - Well ... A nice applause! 841 01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:49,490 (APPLAUSI E GRIDA GlOlA) 842 01:12:49,580 --> 01:12:55,257 happy Birthday to You,... 843 01:12:55,340 --> 01:12:59,811 happy Birthday to You ! 844 01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:03,575 - I wish you a hundred of these days, treasure ! - We hope not. 845 01:13:03,660 --> 01:13:09,690 (APPLAUSl) No ! Every bite is 300 calories! 846 01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:13,017 - Cream, chocolate ... - But it's my birthday! 847 01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:17,776 - I did not eat anything either. - Better than I do not watch. I go there. 848 01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:20,249 (Demma) Greetings, lawyer! 849 01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:25,290 - A applause to the lawyer who does not can eat the cake! - Vaffan ... 850 01:13:30,980 --> 01:13:33,858 (VERSl Dl STUPORE) 851 01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:41,050 In the grave! I'm dead ... or am I crazy? 852 01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,896 Or alive? 853 01:13:46,980 --> 01:13:50,495 This time, the dead man is me. A corpse. 854 01:13:52,660 --> 01:13:57,370 Or am I crazy? I'm alive, I'm crazy, I'm dead! 855 01:14:06,220 --> 01:14:08,176 (TOWARDS THE AMAZING) 856 01:14:10,260 --> 01:14:14,811 There is no more ! If it does not exist, it means that it is alive! 857 01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:19,219 If he is alive, he is not dead! Where is it ?! 858 01:14:22,100 --> 01:14:26,412 (TOWARDS THE NIGHT BIRD) I give up, Mr. Killer! 859 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:31,813 I have not done it on purpose ! She too, however, he did not want to hear reasons! 860 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:36,337 It's better if I'm alive ... I did not want to kill her! Let's talk about it! 861 01:14:36,860 --> 01:14:40,819 (GRlDO Dl COMBATTlMENTO AND GEMLTl Dl PAIN) 862 01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:44,691 (GEMlTl Dl PAIN) 863 01:14:52,860 --> 01:14:56,091 (SAVlNO GRlDA) 864 01:15:04,180 --> 01:15:08,253 Stay here... Sometimes you made me die ... 865 01:15:08,340 --> 01:15:13,698 God be praised. I'll tell you 10 masses of suffrage, indeed, 100. 866 01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:18,456 A thousand masses of suffrage to you, to the souls in purgatory, ... 867 01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:21,930 ..and to the soul '' de li mortacci tua ''! 868 01:15:22,340 --> 01:15:25,571 - Come on, I got bored. - All right, joy. 869 01:15:25,660 --> 01:15:29,494 I do not understand the lawyer: to hide a culattone in the closet! 870 01:15:29,580 --> 01:15:33,971 - What are you saying ?! - I'll explain later. And with his wife who finds himself! 871 01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:36,415 In your opinion, is that better than me? 872 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:40,971 - I did not say it, but it's one beautiful woman. - See you later ! 873 01:15:41,140 --> 01:15:45,577 - Celestial Woman, thank you for the wonderful evening! - Mr. judge ... 874 01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:50,893 Thank you for the evening, but I have to go, wait for me at the morgue. 875 01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:56,657 - What does he do ? - I was wrong. - Thanks, Donna Celeste. - To her. 876 01:15:56,740 --> 01:15:58,696 (VERSl Dl STUPORE) 877 01:15:59,540 --> 01:16:03,419 Enough, he got tired of me! Now I deny myself too! 878 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:07,857 - The party continues ! - What do you believe to be?! The '' Maja Desnuda ''? 879 01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:11,330 Certainly not a tamer of elephants like you! 880 01:16:11,420 --> 01:16:15,698 But come here a little bit! They called me '' the Salsomaggiore tiger ''! 881 01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:22,174 (GRIFFY CONFUSE) Go, too, Mr. judge! 882 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:30,369 Hurray! Wonderful ! Wet party, lucky party! 883 01:16:34,380 --> 01:16:36,689 Come all inside! 884 01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:41,852 It's the most beautiful party of the year, come all inside! 885 01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:50,739 What a wonderful party! Hurray! (GRIFFY CONFUSE) 886 01:16:51,780 --> 01:16:56,934 How weighs the shovel! I never worked like this ... fasting! 887 01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:01,055 How he looks at me, the corpse ... 888 01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:06,010 - (Celeste) Goodbye. Thank you. - Madonna Benedetta dell'lncoronata. 889 01:17:06,100 --> 01:17:10,855 (SCAMBl Dl SALUTl lN LONTANANZA) 890 01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:15,616 It is good for the mafia to put them in concrete pillars! 891 01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:18,009 Those do not find them anymore! 892 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:22,173 - I'm sorry for the accident of the swimming pool. - Funny ! - Hello. 893 01:17:28,140 --> 01:17:34,136 - Savino! - What's up ? - What are you still doing? - Anything. 894 01:17:34,660 --> 01:17:38,972 Do not move from there! I'll come, if not take cold! 895 01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:45,292 - I was ... planting strawberries. - But you think it's time ?! 896 01:17:45,380 --> 01:17:49,453 If I do not do it tonight the full moon when I do it? 897 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:54,056 - Everyone left. - Better. Look ... - What's up? 898 01:17:54,140 --> 01:17:57,689 - Do you always love me? - Of course, what questions are they? 899 01:17:57,780 --> 01:18:02,570 Even if I did something serious? I did not want to, I was forced! 900 01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:06,539 What a tragedy ! It almost seems that you killed someone! 901 01:18:06,620 --> 01:18:10,898 (NOISE OF AUTO LN HARNESS) - Who is it ? - Article 28, life imprisonment. 902 01:18:10,980 --> 01:18:14,575 - (Celeste) The police! - (Savino) And what do they want ?! 903 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:21,569 - The lawyer Lagrasta? - Controls. - Good evening. - Good evening. 904 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:25,972 - They say that in this villa is a murder has been committed. - Thing ?! 905 01:18:26,060 --> 01:18:31,259 - A murder. - (laughing) As it was my party, we were dancing ... 906 01:18:31,740 --> 01:18:36,939 All the modern dances, so ... it was my party tonight. 907 01:18:37,740 --> 01:18:42,256 As you know, we are obliged to perform a search, as per mandate. 908 01:18:42,340 --> 01:18:46,652 If there is a warrant, it seems to her that it can hinder the course of the law? 909 01:18:46,740 --> 01:18:50,892 - Please, go home and do ... - Sure. 910 01:18:50,980 --> 01:18:55,053 - Let's take a look first to Garden. - No ! - No ? - No ?! 911 01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:59,053 You are master, you can do ... (SAVLNO RLDE NERVOSAMENTE) 912 01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:03,850 I laugh thinking about the headlines in the newspapers: '' Lagrasta with the corpse in the house ''. 913 01:19:03,940 --> 01:19:06,693 - Perquisisca. - You from there, we here. 914 01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:11,570 - Savino, what's wrong? - I'm sick, it will be a full moon. 915 01:19:16,180 --> 01:19:19,934 - Commissioner, come, there is a hole! - A hole ?! 916 01:19:20,020 --> 01:19:25,219 - Will not it be strawberries? - Other than strawberries! Commissioner! 917 01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:29,293 No, do not go there, the hole is mine, the hole ... 918 01:19:29,540 --> 01:19:32,008 (SAVlNO GRlDA) 919 01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:36,815 Savino ... 920 01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:45,451 Commissioner, the body is there. 921 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:50,615 - What corpse? - (in amazement) Who is it? 922 01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:54,170 It is Saruzzo '' ll biondino ''. I warn the central. 923 01:19:54,260 --> 01:19:58,173 Commissioner ... excuse me for a moment ... 924 01:19:58,380 --> 01:20:03,579 I have to tell you something important, stop! Commissioner! 925 01:20:05,060 --> 01:20:09,292 Doctor ... Oh, excuse me. It was self-defense! 926 01:20:09,380 --> 01:20:13,009 What legitimate defense? This is a good and good crime! 927 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:16,490 - And the extenuating circumstances? - None. - None ? 928 01:20:16,580 --> 01:20:20,812 When a person is forced to do something that you do not want to do, ... 929 01:20:20,900 --> 01:20:24,051 ..and at that moment he does not see anymore ... 930 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:29,135 We have the murder weapon! The killer has confessed! 931 01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:34,417 - He confessed ?! - It was him to bring us here. - Who ?! 932 01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:38,334 One of the Marseilles who killed the men of Vito Malisperi. 933 01:20:38,420 --> 01:20:42,777 - This was the last one. - And me, with the shovel ... Almost hernia comes down to me! 934 01:20:45,020 --> 01:20:49,252 One thing I do not understand: how he did it the killer digging the hole? 935 01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:52,696 - It seems made on purpose ... - To plant strawberries! 936 01:20:52,780 --> 01:20:58,776 - With the full moon. - I'm the Marseilles were! l MARSlGLlESl! 937 01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:02,614 - I understood everything, they were the Marseilles. - Yup ! 938 01:21:08,900 --> 01:21:12,734 - At your service. Treats to the Lady. - I'm not married. 939 01:21:12,820 --> 01:21:15,015 - Sorry. - See you later. 940 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:36,691 From a ballistic point of view, the Marseillais fired from here. 941 01:21:36,780 --> 01:21:41,251 He fired while I, for combination ... I had nothing to do with it. 942 01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:45,618 Instead of being a cretin, you could sleep a couple of hours! 943 01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:49,136 When I gave him the head in the testicles ... 944 01:21:49,220 --> 01:21:53,372 - In the end, it was a nice evening. - Handled. 945 01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:57,135 (Celeste) Too bad for that poor guy, but who could imagine? 946 01:21:57,220 --> 01:22:01,054 He did so ... he went to ... The projectile! 947 01:22:01,820 --> 01:22:04,618 I knew the bullet in the tube! 948 01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:08,818 If this is the exit hole, when he shot got stuck here! 949 01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:14,054 - I'm innocent, Celeste! - lnnocent? Fortunato, rather. 950 01:22:14,140 --> 01:22:17,530 You were the one to come that killer for me and Andrea. 951 01:22:17,620 --> 01:22:22,216 Don Vito did everything I had not accepted the proposal! 952 01:22:22,300 --> 01:22:25,610 Since you have not accepted his proposal, ... 953 01:22:25,700 --> 01:22:30,216 .. now it's time to accept my proposal: the horns! 954 01:22:30,580 --> 01:22:35,096 - Such as ?! - Do you remember the horns? - What does all this mean? 955 01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:40,811 It does not matter, just that understand me. And I understood everything! 956 01:22:40,900 --> 01:22:45,690 - What did you understand ?! - Simplify: you have horns, Savino! 957 01:22:45,780 --> 01:22:50,649 You're not a killer, but it's right that you know that you are horned! 958 01:22:50,740 --> 01:22:54,699 - I understood that, but ... - I'm leaving with my lover! 959 01:22:57,740 --> 01:23:00,049 Heavenly ! Heavenly ! Hey! 960 01:23:00,780 --> 01:23:04,853 I will lose weight visibly, if that's what you want! 961 01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:09,377 - Please tell me it's a joke! Look, you'll regret it! - Hello ! 962 01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:13,170 - The architect? - Honey ... - Hello. 963 01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:17,209 So it's your lover! But what a man is, excuse me? 964 01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:20,815 (with the '' r '' moscia) At home he gave me his word of honor! 965 01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:24,654 He said he was a disciple of '' Maclnbrosh ''! 966 01:23:24,740 --> 01:23:29,894 Poor ignorant, you do not deserve all of this ! Come on, dear! 967 01:23:31,260 --> 01:23:33,216 Architect! 968 01:23:39,340 --> 01:23:43,856 - Heavenly ! Heavenly ! - Hi, Savino! 969 01:23:46,180 --> 01:23:51,493 But... (TELEPHONE SQUlLLl) 970 01:23:51,940 --> 01:23:56,297 (TELEPHONE SQUlLLl) Who is it ? 971 01:23:56,380 --> 01:23:59,611 Don Vito Malisperi is out of danger, him step. 972 01:24:02,860 --> 01:24:05,420 My beautiful lawyer! 973 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:08,492 I'm glad you're fine. Can talk ? 974 01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:11,777 - Yes. Do not you hear? - Can you even hear? 975 01:24:11,860 --> 01:24:18,777 Yup! (SAVLNO MAKES A PERNACCH) 976 01:24:21,300 --> 01:24:25,373 Done. Now I kill myself. Ml AMMAZZO! 977 01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:30,535 (MUSlCA ANNl '80 FROM THE AUTORADlO) 978 01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:33,692 - Chocolate? - No ! 979 01:24:34,060 --> 01:24:38,019 You would mind lowering the music ? I have a headache ...! 980 01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:41,934 - Mangiane one, I'm cream! - At least 1,000 calories each! 981 01:24:42,020 --> 01:24:45,695 - You will not be fixed with diets? - Why ? 982 01:24:45,780 --> 01:24:48,738 I'm very greedy, I like eating ! 983 01:24:48,860 --> 01:24:52,978 We are of southern origin: orecchiette, rigatoni ... 984 01:24:53,060 --> 01:24:58,737 Dad weighs 1 20 kilos, mother 1 1 2. My brother was thin. 985 01:24:58,820 --> 01:25:02,859 When he did hair care he took 50 pounds in two months! 986 01:25:02,940 --> 01:25:06,899 - Do you lose your hair too? - I will do the care that my brother has done. 987 01:25:06,980 --> 01:25:10,495 It's a bit dangerous, it is based on seal hormones. 988 01:25:10,580 --> 01:25:14,573 It makes you helpless for a while. It is a side effect. 989 01:25:15,340 --> 01:25:18,252 Fat, bald and impotent ?! 990 01:25:20,260 --> 01:25:25,857 Fat, bald and powerless! (RLSATA NERVOSA) 991 01:25:26,140 --> 01:25:31,055 - Let's go back ! - Why ? - Take me back to my house right away! 992 01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:44,816 - (Savino) I want to die, I kill myself! - Savino! No ! 993 01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:50,568 - Where are you ?! - (Savino) I'll do it over! - Do not do it, please! 994 01:25:50,860 --> 01:25:54,250 I'm back, honey, wait! 995 01:25:57,860 --> 01:26:00,977 (Celeste) Savino, what are you doing? 996 01:26:01,780 --> 01:26:05,090 I want to kill myself! I want to die eating! 997 01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:10,492 - There's no more need, I'm back! - I do not care ! 998 01:26:10,580 --> 01:26:15,495 - Come back to the architect! - For so it takes so many years to die! 999 01:26:15,580 --> 01:26:19,619 I'm not in a hurry, I can wait a long time! 1000 01:26:19,700 --> 01:26:22,692 Triglycerides ... cholesterol ... 1001 01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:29,215 What can I do to make me forgive? 1002 01:26:31,460 --> 01:26:35,055 Pass me the spaghetti, if not, they will get cold! 1003 01:26:41,140 --> 01:26:45,770 - Where do I put them? - Here. - There? - HERE! 1004 01:26:46,060 --> 01:26:49,575 I decide the weapon of suicide! 1005 01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:05,577 You know, almost almost I commit suicide with you. 1006 01:27:06,540 --> 01:27:08,770 Let us lie together! 86412