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One, two, one, two, one, two! Come on, Savino!

- I can not handle it anymore ! - (Celeste) Get rid of toxins.

But what tonsils! I free it of the spleen, of the liver!

One, two, faster!

Do not do the washing, you are losing the rhythm!

The rhythm? Do we have to go to the disco?

Morbidone, still three laps, step up!

Shoot all the dieticians of the world, all against the wall!

No, no. A shot of machine gun! And endocrinologists to life imprisonment!

(SAVLNO REPRESENTLY AFFLICTS)

- Yesterday you did much better. Now jump the hedge! - Yup !

(VERSl Dl PAIN)

- (Celeste) Come on, get up! - Why I was born fat?!

(Celeste) You're always at the same point!

Of course, you make me do every day the same path!

Go.

Come on, you have two behind it, do not get caught up!

Run, keep your distance! One, two, one, two!

I need to lose weight, I do not have to win the Olympics!

(Celeste) The peace race yes!

Peace on earth to you and to whom carries the torch!

They are about to resume, go louder!

the Marseilles!

(SPARl WITH THE SLIDER)

Bravo, you sowed them! If you continue like this, spread them all!

- (Celeste) They fell like pears! - '' Like pear '' ... Ah!

Mamma Mia ! Madonna dell'lncoronata, what a blow!

Damn to you and to the jogging! Ah!

And jogging, and training, and shopping!

- Seen ? Do not look ! - You lost yes and no 20 grams. - You have looked.

- Here we go ! - If field up to 1 20 years, I will lose 7 kg and 38 grams.

- On the hips. - Yup. - I'll make you a bath. - All right.

What are you good today?

Finnish duck oil and turtle egg balm.

- (Celeste) So the pores breathe. - A breath of air was needed.

But that sperm oil of yesterday's gorilla thai ...

..honestly, It made me a little sense.

Hurry up, the bathroom is ready! Run, if not cold!

Here I am. A nice jump ...

(GRlDA Dl PAIN)

How many stories, they will be yes and no 60 degrees. Dissolves the fats better.

I'm going to prepare breakfast. (GEMlTl Dl PAIN)

Eat, Bibo, that your mom he prepared you the good baby food.

(SAVlNO GEME)

- Hurry up, if you're late. You are put the compress on his head? - Yup.

Safe that herbs regrow hair ? I do not know anything.

It takes patience, as in everything. (SAVlNO GEME)

- What process do you have today? - Third degree, I believe. - What's the process ?!

I talk about burns on the buttock that I did in the hot bath.

(ABBAlA BlBO)

- It's not for you, 270 calories would be poison. It is for Bibo. - For Bibo ...

I do not make any effort: vitamins and herbs.

If the eye wants at the table its part, even the stomach ...

- Do you want to lose weight, yes or no? - No ! I mean, yes!

But it's not right let only Bibo eat!

When I met you I was beautiful, handsome, virile and full of hair.

Yes, and long-limbed, high 1 and 98. You saw me like that because you loved me.

- In short, you mean that I'm not anymore in love with you. - I did not say it.

- Let's make an exception to the rule. - No !

This stuff serves to measure your willpower!

- Drink the decoction. - Do you make me bathe a biscuit? - No !

- Take the vitamins, it's already 8:00! - All right.

(VERSl Dl PAIN)

Herbal infusion all my tongue burned me!

If you are more careful you would avoid these troubles.

- It's always my fault. - Yup !

How can I make the arringa at the trial?

'' In seven they raped this poor miserable ... ''

That's a professional whore.

I have to convince them that it was not a priming of her, ...

..but they were them to make a masculine abuse.

A good Latin and southern male you would condemn it too.

Absolutely. I've always had it width of views on.

At the University of Bari they called me '' The Swede ''.

- And if they told you that your wife Do you have a lover? - I have not grabbed.

- In short, if I had a lover? - Patience. What do I do ? I kill myself?

I would be sorry, because I love you.

But I do not take the shotgun to shoot me.

And if I told you I'm not going from the hairdresser, but from the lover?

- (laughing) At 8:00 in the morning! - 8:35! - It's already 8:35?!

You have the power to make me late, for one reason or another!

- It does not hurt your tongue anymore, eh? - No, I'm fine! I feel good !

(CELESTE RLDE)

- The day begins wrong! - I was joking. - Yes, you were joking ...

Here is my lover. I have a cause with Judge Demma, who is here.

- Go to your friend. - He is patient and tireless, the opposite of you.

Truffle dog, this.

- What are you doing ? - I'm cleaning. - And do you use my car?

I thought it was mud.

Do not be smart. Rude, cafone, face from '' terùn ''.

- Go away, face from '' richùn ''. - You are welcome ?

- Nothing, excuse me so much. - I thought well!

One moment ! Lift !

It's 8:42 am! Today it is one bad day, I can not do it!

- (with the '' r '' moscia) Dear ... - Sorry the delay, but my husband, you know ...

There was ... a loss. I'm the gas worker.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Hi sorry... - Why so late ?!

- You know, my wife ... - Really ! Come in, they can see you!

There is not a minute to lose.

It's 8:45, we have 7 minutes in less and 1 6 minutes in total.

20 seconds to unbutton me, 3 minutes to undress me ...

Do not always eat apples.

I know you do it for excitement, but it's 38 seconds ... 38 calories.

4 minutes to go to court, 3 to reach the classroom ...

- We have 5 or 6 minutes left ... - Yup ! - 5 or 6 minutes ... - Yes!

- Forget it. 5 or 6 minutes to make love ! - Yup !

Oh my God, how I feel you! (TELEPHONE SQUlLLl)

- The phone! - I feel ! - Reply !

It will be your husband who makes the call control. It's early.

- You're late! - Hurry up !

- Yup ? - (Demma) Hi, honey!

- Basins, basins ... - Miao, gattone-one-one!

Meow ! What my cat does at this time in the morning?

Miao ... miao ... miao ...

- (Demma) Purr? - Sure, my love !

But you do them to me, to your cat?

In our beautiful Latvian, all alone? Are not you waiting for someone?

But no, I do not wait for anyone!

My lover has already arrived, he is here near me, kiss me, touch me!

- (Demma) Really ?! - Yup !

Sorry, you do not want me to go out, check me every minute!

Lovers are forced let them come home!

- (Demma) I do not believe it. - Check from you!

From the court to here it takes 6 minutes?

- Look, I come! - Indeed, 4 minutes!

If you come right away, you surprise us in bed!

You do not have to tell these things not even for a joke!

- You know they make me sorry. - (Gelmira) But please ...

If you insist, have fun too, I give you permission. Can you hear me ?

I feel ! Thanks, honey ! Hello ! Kiss Kiss !

- Come on, he gave us permission! - Sometimes you look stupid!

'' It's here, I feel it '' ... That's not an asshole, he realizes it.

To a jealous husband it is better to say the truth. He will never believe it.

And if you believe it ?!

You put palpitations on me. Already I'm running out of calories!

What are you doing ? There is not to worry, I assure you!

If you said I was alone, maybe he would run to check.

Do you know the laughter?

Your husband is the judge in the case that I have to discuss ... in 8 minutes!

- Hello ! - Are you leaving ?! - Also today we have not concluded anything!

- It seems obvious ... - It ends Always like that ! - You were late!

- Today she got involved my wife too ... - Imagine!

- I had to accompany her by his lover. - She has it too!

- He told me as a joke! - As I do with my husband!

- Are you convinced that you are loyal to him? - Without a doubt.

Without a doubt it is horned!

It's different between me and my wife, between us there is absolute sincerity!

If there were anything, he would tell me.

- Without a doubt ? - Yup. - How can you be sure?

- Well yes ? - My wife is always my wife. - Oh yes ? - Hello.

Hello. His wife is always his wife!

Get the two Tunisians killed for abject reasons.

I was the first to report. As I turn around, I find a corpse.

It was written that in life I had to deal with the '' black ''.

The other day I was at the theater, evasion show.

And one, zac, broke a bottle at the head of the neighbor.

Hey! Do you want to brake on your teeth?

- Hi, Cesarino. - Hi, look ... - I have to go, I have a cause.

The cell phone with the defendants it has not arrived yet.

Did you read my article?

Violence on the right, on the left, dead above, dead under!

And this while millions of people they're starving! What do you think ?

- Is she suppressed from Puglia? - No, it's salami here.

To physical hunger I hook up for accuse those who are hungry for vanity, ...

..of money, power and violence, the symbol of our time.

Everyone eats without giving a damn of hunger in the world. What do you say ?

- Are they broccoli here? - No, from Barletta.

This stuff hurts. Cholesterol goes to 2002, the heart attack is assured.

Last night I ate: polenta, fondue, pheasant!

All seasoned with truffle! Still, look at that line!

- How can you not get fat? - (Man) Lawyer! - I come !

(Savino) Did you see that you make me late ?!

- We see that the cell phone He had arrived ! - All right !

- This is the entrance of lawyers. - Sorry.

- The judge is about to enter. - Me bring the papers. - Immediately.

- Good morning. - What will happen ?

- Do not worry, it's in good hands. - Here's the toga.

- Be careful! - Sorry, in the '' toga della foga '' ... - Permit!

- This is the practice. - I make a front page article.

'' The lawyer Savino Lagrasta ... ''

With cholesterol at 780! Move this thing!

The cause is already won, with yours speaker skills will be a joke.

But then he does it on purpose! Those rape her again!

Enter the court!

Oh, the purse! I was even soiled or boot!

- The '' cage ''! - Which '' cage ''?! Oh, the '' fracket ''!

(SAVlNO GEME)

(FlSCHl, RLSATE AND VERSION OF THE DERBY)

(APPLAUSE AND GRlDA OF DERlSlON) Excuse me...

(CAMPANELLA, GRLDA AND APPLAUSl) Silence ! Silence !

(GRlDA Dl DERlSlONE) Compose yourself, please!

(GRIFA AND CAMPANELLA DEL GLUDLCE) Then let's do the accounts!

(with the '' r '' moscia) It's raining. The rain It inspires me in a particular way.

- Then it will be a fantastic thing! - I will do my best.

I wonder if my husband will notice.

- Do not tell me it's so trivial to be jealous! - No !

But we have to do soon, my husband could look for me.

It will be the immortal imprint of our meeting!

- Oh! - Naughty!

I lose a cause won at the start and I put the parcel back on too!

Oh! Damn puddle! I shit them all!

Hey, do you want to finish it ?!

Fortunately, he did not notice the shoe, otherwise gave me life imprisonment!

- I lost 4 million! - I did not find them.

Yes, love, I'll be right there! Here I am !

- Allowed! - Are you crazy ? My husband is coming back!

- I put a shoe of your husband, my pants fell! - Thing ?

(SAVLNO CANCUSA) - What's up ? - Risotto with truffles.

- And rabbit with olives. - 4000 calories, minimum, a thrombosis.

You put palpitations on me! '' My lover is here, I feel it! ''

- If Ulderico arrives ... - Me I hit the navel. Help me. - Yup !

- Where is this damn shoe? - I look below. - There is ? - Yup !

- I'll take it, wait. - Yes. - It's right down!

(BELL) Oh my God, it's Ulderico! What are we doing ?

- Pull ... - Come out! - I got stuck!

(SAVlNO GEME) Come outside !

(BELL) Oh, Lord! Savino, come on, get out!

(SAVlNO GEME) the 'mortacci' of the Ulderico!

(BELL) - The fifth vertebra ... - Mamma mia.

- Now what do I do? - Go there! - '' Beyond '' where? - Over there !

- But we're on the fourth floor! - What do you want?

(BELL) They will be yes and no 10, 1 2 meters!

- Madonna! - Courage ! - Oh my God, the emptiness!

- I'm on an empty stomach, I die before falling! - Soon, Savino!

(BELL PLAYED WITH LNSTlSTENCE)

San Giuditto di Pordenone, attach me to the cornice! Ah!

(BELL) Savino, take your shoe!

- Give me the other one! - Which ? - That! - One moment !

- As soon as you go to pee, I'll give you free way! - What if it does not fit?

He goes there, he goes there!

(VERSl Dl APPRENSlONE)

- Gelmira! - Ulderico! - And the bed ?!

He was my lover, honey. I told you it was overwhelming.

(GELMALRA RLDE NERVOSAMENTE) Find one less overwhelming, dear.

Otherwise I'll have to send him the bill at home. It would be embarrassing.

(VERSl Dl APPRENSlONE) It's new, I only put it once!

(Ulderico) So do not take me in around, you have a lover. What a good one!

For me, instead, that horned carpenter he could not repair the bed, ...

..care my cat!

(GEMlTl Dl PAIN)

- What was it? - Nothing, the wind ... a slamming tax. - Ah!

Honey, let's go, the risotto is already overcooked.

(ULDERlCO RlDE)

You have not put them away yet my shoes ?

- But ... - Here ... - A wet one and the other not. Why ?

(Gelmira) A little 'raining, a little' no ... Maybe one feels a little wet.

(SAVLNO PlANGE SOMMESSLY)

- (Ulderico) Do you want to make fun of me? - (Gelmira) What can I learn?

(Gelmira) We eat, otherwise it comes to you pain in the pylorus and do not digest.

Ah!

- What happens ?! - Anything...

It's my lover, I hid it out there, it was very embarrassing.

- If it's true, I slam it downstairs! - But no !

I slam you downstairs, horned. Much you do not have time, helmet alone.

If there really is your lover, he must do the end he deserves!

- See that there is no one ?! - There is nobody...

- But there is something! - What ? - What is this ?! - A shoe.

Men's shoe, number 42, in leather suede, French model!

- I HOPE THAT VORRAl SPLEGARMl! - I do not understand you, honey!

I look at the other window to see if it is hidden on the roof!

I did not even soldier, for the verti ... gini!

(VERSl Dl APPRENSlONE)

If I change a light bulb, I turn around ... Ah!

(GRlDA Dl PAIN) (Ulderico) If I find it, I kill him!

- There is nobody ! I had it said! Come on, let's go eat!

(VERSl Dl PAIN)

The cactus!

- Make sure your husband does not suspect nothing ? - No do not worry !

Well, then it's better to go!

(Savino) Celeste who dresses up? And who is this?

Want to see that the hairdresser ... Then they are true horns!

(SAVlNO GRlDA)

(turntable in English, then in Italian) What a beautiful day today.

(in English, then in Italian) It was a shitty day!

Simultaneous translation...

They are making a move. Must be people '' squinzia ''!

(CELESTE RLDE)

- (Andrea) Let's go! - One moment, I can not ...

(ANDREA RLDE) Take it easy!

- I suffered a loss too! - I'm sorry, you feel condolences!

(SAVlNO GRlDA)

- follow them! - Hey, the ball! - The ball !

(WORDS NOT UDLBlLl)

(SAVLNO GEME FROM PAIN)

- Open you, dear? - willingly.

Wait, stop! I do not do anything, but stop!

Hey, wait ...

(GEMlTl Dl PAIN) All of me captain!

(laughing) I'm very excited, madly excited!

(with the '' r '' moscia) I'm coming darling !

Now they surprise them in the act! Article 22 speaks clearly!

You're horned, Savino, Clearer than that !

- Voilà! - Hey, how wonderful!

(CELESTE AND ANDREA RLDONO) There is also the swimming pool!

I wanted to fill it with milk, but ...

- Was it too expensive? - No, it became yogurt. Voilà!

(CELESTE RLDE) You are a monster of erotic fantasy!

- Show me everything ! - I'll let you discover every corner!

It's fabulous ! Let's go upstairs!

Alt! Save your strength, there is an elevator.

ln a two-story villa? It's crazy!

Double-face opening! Single ... double!

(CELESTE RLDE)

From the cellar, where champagne is at the right temperature, up to the room.

But here too you can make love! (in French) At the last cry!

She brought it to her room! Die Samson with all the Philistines!

It does not open ... wait ...

What fresh air you breathe in this latest garçonnière!

Pure with the '' r '' moscia if he is chosen, the fedifraga!

It must be a moron. wretch of the Langhe, did you want to cheat me?

A country nest! It will cost 200 million and broken!

'' So I raise chickens, rabbits and the deer! '' Because I'm horned!

(in French) La garçonnière at the last cry!

Voilà! (VERSl Dl STUPORE)

Wonderful !

Oh ... black silk sheets!

(with the '' r '' moscia) A pinch of morbidity can stimulate the relationship.

What can I do to thank you? For this happiness that you promise me?

(SAVlNO GRlDA) Everything breaks, here!

Also the tennis court, you have prepared!

So I with the racket, tuc tuc, and you with him, zic zic!

I'll kill you both!

You can do it later, now Don Vito is waiting for you!

But I'm hurrying ... (SAVLNO GEME FROM PAIN)

You do not find it to be the best of sensuality?

I wonder if he will recognize himself that's mine.

The line of your ass It is unmistakable!

- Forward ! - Slowly, I'm barefoot and I have a calletto under my foot!

- Good morning. - Good morning, Don Vito, I wanted ... when ...

Turiddu Rapesanta, Giovanni Cimino, Giacinto Cimarosa, Salvatore Malagò.

- Rest in peace. - And so on.

Men of noble feelings, fathers exemplary, ...

.. suddenly grabbed to the affection of friends.

'' Moved swiftly '' ...

With those from this morning at the park we ran out of the driveway.

These are the last '' picciotti '' that stayed me.

- You forgot Saruzzo. - Yeah, Saruzzo, who is out of jail tomorrow.

- Saruzzo, however, is big, big man and minchione. - Ah ...

Six dead, first-rate people. They were like children for me.

But for now I'm not going to follow them to the other world, do you understand?

- I see ! - Good boy.

As the Marseilles they do not give up, ...

... the only solution left to me it's the grave or the jail.

I do not understand the logical connection between the grave and jail. How can i help you ?

(Don Vito) I do not like the grave, ...

..with 2 years in prison in a prison sure I can reorganize myself ...

..and repay with the same coin the Marseilles!

- Nino! Rocco! - Where are you going ?!

- I was confused at the detour ... - Lawyer!

I thought I was talking to you instead I spoke to an extinct. What do I have to do ?

Just defend myself in a little piece of cake that we discuss Friday here in Asti.

With all due respect, it will not be there difficult to lose the cause.

- You are the lawyer almost fooler that he knows. - How do you mean ?

- All right, without '' almost ''. - Ah here. - You will be well repaid.

I will be able, if necessary, take care of your horns!

- Do you already know everything? - If you did not know all in time, I would be dead years ago.

I always know what I need to know.

Since you know everything, I show you that I am a real man!

- I'm going home and I'll kill them both! - No ! - What do I care?

You must deal with my cause. Leave it to me.

- Did I make the idea? - Yes. - Think about it already satisfied, word of Don Vito.

However, I recommend, do not speak of my horns.

the Marseilles!

To kill them seems a little too much.

Breaking the spine, those are scared. Don Vito ?

I'll handle that ! I'll see you Friday at the trial, the word of Don Vito!

She always says '' my word '', but he never lets me talk.

Let's finish the speech! Guys, at least you two wait, no?

Soon !

I have a calletto, I told you! Do you let me do the giant slalom?

Don Vito, do not leave me alone!

Don Vito ! Don Vi ...

He made my horns! In your opinion, do you deserve it?

She always nods with her head!

I will be a little overweight, I do not deny it but the desire to lose weight is there!

In the morning it makes me jog,

..Every other day it makes me fast!

In the evening he gives me a 'ciofeca' ... Vomiting just thinking about it!

My profession is dead! The criminalist becomes '' cornutist ''!

I already hear them: '' Avvocato Lagrasta, cornutaccio of Asti! ''.

We arrived. Thank you, she is very kind.

This is the home of Lagrasta, a horn hangs over it!

- See you soon. - '' Goodbye to never ''! Tiè!

Maybe I'll see you soon, so much me I kill myself with a shotgun!

Then I shoot them!

- But what happened to her? - He gave me a ride.

I was at the cemetery, and I wanted to say to Don Vito ...

- What the fuck do you care ?! - What ways!

I want to see her the distraught widow at the funeral. I shoot myself in the mouth!

(ABBAlA BlBO) Go away, damn dog!

Eat betrayal breakfast! You must burst your liver!

You must come to my funeral! All they must come here! It must also rain!

I want to see Celeste who will make diets!

The American diet, that of points, the associate, the disassociated ...

I kill him! 80 shots in the mouth!

(Celeste) Who is there? Are you, dear?

(SAVlNO GRlDA)

Savino, what's wrong ?! (SAVLNO CANTA lN ENGLISH)

- I sing ! - How did you get reduced ?!

- It's my business! You, rather, where have you been ? - I'll tell you everything.

I looked for you at home, in the studio, I was beginning to worry.

- I want to introduce you to a person. Andrew ! - Good evening.

- But, lawyer ... - Get up!

You stay in my house, smoke mine cigar and fucks my whiskey!

- Savino, what are these ways? Here. - No thanks. - Sit down.

- Do you want to tell me what his name is? - (together) Andrea Soldani.

Do not suggest! He will know his name, right?

Love, we must tell you something. You would never guess.

- I already guessed, I know everything! - Then it's easier!

Do not turn around the speeches as usual, it gives me nerves!

Since you already know everything, you should pay Mr. Soldani.

Pay it ?! Why, you pay him as well?

Andrea is a professional first class, you know?

I tried to lower the price, but this last blow of 20 million ...

- 20 million? - Unless I could not work.

Do you believe the last remaining male?

- It goes to undermine women, and it's done give 20 million a hit ?! - Savino!

How can you contact yourself like that? to the disciple of Le Corbusier ?!

With Mclntosh I studied the most sophisticated techniques!

What system is it ?! Do not raise your voice with me ! And shut up! Thank you !

- And shut up! - But who is this? I do not understand it!

It is the architect who has furnished our new villa in the countryside.

I wanted to surprise you for your birthday.

Oh, Lord, are you the architect?

Yup ! Graduated with full marks at Central New York University!

Excuse me, I do not know what to say. Please sit down.

Even a disciple of '' Maclnbrosh '' ...

Poor little star, you're exhausted, you work too much, you're tired!

I thought if I had prepared you a quiet place in the countryside ...

Sorry, I thought he was the your lover. I messed up.

Thanks so an artist who is completely dedicated to his wife!

The pop chair made with the mold of his naked ass, it will be worth millions!

It will be published in the magazines most important in the world!

- Go change, so it hits mine esthetic sense ! - He's right, dear.

- Sorry. I do it in a moment, architect. - Oh!

Andrea has indulged, in the restructuring.

It is a mixture between ancient and modern.

- I like it, I hope you like it too you. - If you like it, I like it too.

I'm just a bit 'of confusion with electronic commands.

- we'll talk. - Sure. - How much do you have spent on jobs? - 1 50 million.

- Caspita. - We have not finished yet.

- There is to fix the garden and the facade. - Ah here. Mah.

- I guessed it! - It worked ! - Come !

Voilà! Then ?

- Honestly, it's very beautiful. - Andrea is very imaginative.

- I understood that, but it is also very expensive. - Very expensive!

- Each hit is 1 5, 20 million! - He's a screaming architect!

(with the '' r '' moscia) I cry out, if you bring me other bills to pay!

It has the '' r '' moscia, but it is tough if you try to take away a penny!

- It's 1:00, I'm going to get ready to eat ! - What's on the menu?

Special lunch, today: ...

.. passed cucumber, half an egg hard with a lettuce leaf, ...

..and then a nice infusion of Japanese seaweed!

- They drive me crazy, they remind me of them cuttlefish with peas! - You are right.

- Meanwhile, take confidence with the house. Hi, honey. - Hello.

(TV) Palermo, minimum 6, maximum 1 4. Rome, minimum 2, maximum 1 2.

(TV) Turin, minimum 3, maximum 5. Venice, minimum 0, maximum 8.

(TV) It was temperatures registered today.

- What's this ?! - (TV) Now the local news.

(TV) In Asti a well-known mafia boss he was the victim of an accident ...

.. together with his two bodyguards.

(DON VlTO GEME)

(TV) I'm Franco Mauri and I speak to you from the city of Asti.

(TV) The well-known boss Vito Malisperi is been a victim of a serious accident.

(TV) He was invested, apparently accidentally, from a car.

- A colleague was a witness ... - I saw everything, it was terrible.

- I imagine. - With Don Vito there were two men.

Don Vito looked at his back, ...

..a guard looked to the right, the other on the left.

Then a car took them in front of them. It was a terrible scene!

We understood. At this point our transmission ends here.

(TV) By Franco Mauri ... (FIRE)

Don Vito's killer! This must be Saruzzo!

Then Don Vito was serious.

How can I explain ... Now he's in the hospital!

'' Hermetic safety closure. ''

(SAVlNO GRlDA AND GEME FROM PAIN)

Savino, what are you doing?

Do not lean out, it happened one thing ... Then I'll explain!

- What are you doing ?! - My groin hurts!

At times I died quartered, like San Sebastiano!

- Do not get dirty! Don Vito does not have understood nothing! - You're always agitated.

- He did not understand! - You said that you would not be busy working!

Don Vito has been invested! the phone to the hospital, to the police!

Yes, to the police! I have to call someone!

(CELESTE GRlDA) No, do not crush that button!

30 seconds of high voltage!

(Savino) Who is it?

Listen, let's be clear: Don Vito at the cemetery did not understand.

I'm not the person you're looking for, I'm the lawyer, not the lover.

Why do not you talk? He always is '' in silencer ''! ln silence!

This hurts ... Yes! (THE MAN GEME DL PAIN)

Oh my God, what's this? (FIRE)

Mr. killer, excuse me! I did not want to shoot!

My finger went on the trigger and I shot! I'm a good person !

Look, I suffer from the heart, tachycardia comes to me!

(SAVlNO PlAGNUCOLA AND FARFUGLLA WORDS lNCOMPRENSlBlLl)

I killed him with a stroke and not me I noticed it! Now how do I do it ?!

This damned zig zag staircase!

(together) happy Birthday to You,...

happy Birthday to You !

- Greetings, Savino! - An applause to the lawyer!

(APPLAUSl) You did not expect it, eh?

You could also warn me. Dear, thank you.

- Are you here too? - Happy birthday !

I invited Judge Demma, ...

.. can be useful for the appointment to president of the order.

Best wishes ! Honey, I'd like to present the Lagrasta avvocato.

- Good evening. - Sorry, I do in a moment, I'm going to change!

(SAVlNO COLOR PAROLE NONSENSE)

Savino! Savino, but ... what shoes did you put on, honey?

- I did not know ... - If you take off your foot the elevator leaves, it is not complicated.

It seems easy, but it's not ...

- One moment, I want to do something! - Mr. judge, but ...

I want to check his shoe size!

- What does he do ? - It's a game of society.

- It's a game, a joke! - Yup ! - Ulderico, have you finished?

(EXPRESSING THE AMAZING)

It's really extraordinary! Funny !

Sorry, it was not expected! But this is a surprise party!

- I'm going to change clothes! - the lords Ferrigoni.

Good evening. Sorry for the dress.

But where have we ever seen? I'm sure he did it on purpose!

Have you found your beautiful 'Cinderella'?

No, but something tells me that is among the guests.

- (Andrea) What a divine déshabillé! - What are you saying ?

- (Andrea) We are waiting for you! - I change and I'm right away from you!

What big feet he has! It's me splitting the nail of the poison!

Let's both fall!

No ! Oh God ! My Madonna!

This unfortunate architect! I do not understand anything, in here!

Where the fuck do I put it?

- What a beautiful dress he has! - Thanks, kind.

I'm wrong or part of it of last year's collection?

I saw him at the circus like his on an elephant tamer.

- How's the atmosphere? - It's falling. - invent something to revive it.

The corpse had been strangled for a while of wire that passed from the nose.

- Oh God ... - Cesarino, do not scare me the countess.

- It was in my article. - Stop it with these horrid details!

- Nice party, eh? You are welcome ! - Do you drink something? - I already have it.

- He read my article ... - What number do you wear? - Such as ?

- What number do you wear? - 39, the number of journalists of crime news.

- Here we go ! - Do not pull me like that!

- Is the lawyer still on? - I did not see him go down.

Here.

Where is it ? The tub... There is not.

(CANTAR CELLARS)

'' Spread of talcum. ''

'' Bidet, water, press here. ''

Oh! Wonder of the technique!

I also press the bidet.

Oh!

(Cesarino) Help, I saw a corpse! Cold!

- Help ! - Oh, the fur!

A cold corpse, stiff, perched on the bidet!

- But what he says ? - I saw it ! I'm one who understands it!

- Let's check ! - Calm, it's certainly a joke!

It is lying on the bidet, come!

- Look if it's not a corpse! - But it's Savino!

But how ? I was telling them about the corpse that stood next to the bidet.

- He was there until recently! - What did you see? - The dead!

- He believes he saw a body in this bathroom. - I'm sure !

I am shocked by laughter! A corpse here!

- You will be given a rinse and He's gone. - I saw it, it was there!

Typical professional deformation. He sees corpses everywhere.

- As a joke it's a bit heavy. - Maybe...

- He was ruining a party in his gay and festive atmosphere. - It's true.

- I was wrong. - Love, hurry up, we're waiting for you.

- All right. - Hello. - I apologize. - To soon.

- Let's go back down. - Shame. Crazy visionary, and also a little asshole.

- Did you hear what he said? - He's right! - How, is he right?

I was going in there, then, while I was pulling up ... down ... zipping ...

- Then ? - I entered to fly to make a ...

- Do what? - A small act.

- At a certain point, I think I have seen ... - Seeing something ...

I always wear tennis shoes for bathing, if not slide.

I think I'm not very well. I go.

- Are you itching? - I have the foam in the ear, in the eardrum.

Actually I'm not very well. I would go to drink something strong.

- It's better. - Do you drink something too? - Yup.

Bravo, it tones you up. I go to tone myself too. You drink already.

- Go Go. - He was right the architect. I'm going to drink something.

But when the fuck are you going? I have to dress up, sorry!

I'm going, eh? I'm going to drink.

Madonna, I was dying. This where I leave it ? ln soaking in a bain-marie?

Should it happen to me? And how do I do now?

(NOISE OF THE VENTLLAZONE)

What a nice heat. This is the only thing who has hit the architect.

- Lawyer, finally. - Sorry, I lost time on the buttons ...

How fat you are, the tuxedo does not it's more than you. From tomorrow, forced diet.

But if you just make me burn grass!

- What number do you wear? - Port shoes of English size, 10 and a half.

- Looks like you're watching a dead man. - I feel bad, that's why ...

- What's dead ?! - Try to be kind. So far you've been rude.

- It's not like I do not want to be ... - I invited the people that matter!

- I do not want people to turn around for the House ! - Hide something?

I do not hide anything.

I have to talk to Andrea, you entertain the judge's wife.

We live in the same house!

I leave my husband, in return I took Andrea away for a moment.

In the guest bathroom there is something wrong.

(Andrea) Strange. Anyway you can use the bathroom above.

(subheading) No, my husband controls us.

- Lawyer, can you offer me a drink? - Yes we go.

The body is soaking! The countess is also weak with kidneys!

Lawyer! Savi ... Attorney, where did he get out?

Yet I saw it, there was!

Don Vito, you could not send me a lighter one?

Savino, where are you? Savi ... Can you know what happens?

- You're acting weird. - - Yup.

You ignored me all the time. Do you think the way to do it?

- I do it for caution. - My husband is already suspicious!

- What do you suspect? - Our thing! You've seeded clues everywhere!

- He's checking everyone's shoes. - I know. - (Ulderico) Gelmira!

- The cornutaccio is coming. Hide here! - Where are you ?

- Excuse me, lawyer. - I'm really happy! - Kiss me?

- He did me the honor of coming in this house ! - Did you see my wife?

- Why should you be here? - I thought I saw her go up.

- Why are you looking in the closet? There is nobody ! - Sorry.

- The closet is mine! - Be patient !

- There is neither his wife nor the shoes ! - Get out of the way!

- Lawyer ... - Please, do not ruin me.

- I did not want to do it, he has me forced. - Do not do that.

I traveled it, I am one who is not scandalized.

I will be silent as a tomb. He too remained ice!

- By force ... - (laughing) Good this!

Come on, who of us does not have its own vices?

There are those who drink, those who play, those who go to women, and who instead like her ...

It is a matter of taste.

(SAVlNO RLDE) Now ... What a nice guy!

And then, let's face it: those of us who do not have a corpse hidden in the closet?

- Which corpse, excuse me? - Metaphorically speaking!

Where is it? his '' sense of humor ''?

- Do you want to know something? - Yes. - The truth? - Eh!

- To see her like that, you would not think so. - Eh, well ...

- And then, with that nice touch of wife who finds himself ... - Yes, but ... nothing.

- Anyway, on my part ... - Moscow! - Moscow! - Thank you.

- Absolute silence. - Thank you. - Imagine yourself.

- Mr. judge, see you later. - (in Piedmontese) Frocio.

- He's gone ? - Yup. - He took me a shot!

- He took me by ricchiation. - Come on, we're alone. - I would not say.

It is not exciting that your wife can come at any moment ...

..and catch us in the act?

- It's not that it's not exciting ... - What are you doing ? Do not go !

- Come on, come here! - I can not come ! - Why ?

Because I do not want more betray my wife!

Since you discovered this vocation? For two hours? Two minutes ?

You want to explain me when you made this decision, ...

..view that yesterday at my house strolled on the cornices ?!

- So many things have happened! - What happened ?!

- Now I go there and I mess that does not end anymore! - Gelmira ...

Go, inside! You're really a restless dead!

Gelmira! Please do it for me!

Do not get angry, do it for our love!

But what love? Who ever has you beloved ?! One is worth the other!

Of the 32 lovers that I had before you, ...

.. you're the most inefficient, the most trivial ...

The most asshole, bald and fat! And the 33rd!

Dear judge, I hope the party be to his liking.

It could not be otherwise, with such a lovely and delightful guest.

- And even so alone. - My husband really tonight ...

- For heaven's sake, I know everything. - Everything?

It is right and fair that you defend it.

But, in some cases, support of an influential friend, discreet ...

Above all, of a real man ... He understands what I mean, does not he?

- Ulderico! Expensive ! Ulderico! - Excuse me a moment !

I present you my lover! Did you look for him? There he is !

The lawyer Lagrasta, a well-known seducer, everyone knows it.

- But you know who was upstairs in the closet ? - (Celeste) Savino!

- Sorry. - You're welcome dear.

Augusta and Lucretius they arrived, finally!

- How are you ? - Take a seat and take something. - Dear Lucretius.

What do you want to do ? A scandal? These are not things that concern us!

We must have understanding! You know that you could ruin his career?

- (Celeste) Judge, does not he come? - Celestial Woman, here I am!

Is it no longer jealous? I'm crazy ?

lncredible, while living in the same home for years, we know each other just!

- We can fix it. He wants to come in bed with me? - Yup ! - Here we go !

- I have a more exciting idea, up and down in the elevator. - Why not ?

For me there was.

Here is the bathroom ... There was! There was!

- Oh! - Oh! - Excuse me.

I would not like you to think ... that I was spying ...

- I reverberate! - What type !

This time do not fool me.

How I feel you! I've been going up and down 5 times!

- Let's go to the bedroom! - Yes, but let's be careful!

(EXPRESSING THE AMAZING)

Do not worry, is that visionary asshole!

- Yes, kiss me! Oh yes ! - Here!

- Abandoned! - How I feel you! - You make me a beast!

- What a beast! - Yup !

I'm not in favor of the law of honor, but I justify it.

Just her? And his battles against the myth of jealousy?

The penalty must be short though! (CESARlNO FlSCHlA)

Excuse me so much, Mr. judge.

- The architect gave me back of the asshole! - He did the right thing !

- This time I saw it though! - Thing ? - The corpse. Eh? - THE CADAVER!

(SAVlNO RLDE) He sees corpses everywhere, he's drunk!

Wicked!

(GEMlTl Dl PLACERE) (Savino) But what a corpse!

- (Cesarino) It's in the bedroom! - Too late, over there!

- (Savino) Will make an eternal nap. - (Cesarino) I assure you it's there!

- What do you want to do ?! - It's in here! - Look into my eyes!

- Remember that I've always wanted you good, since boys. - Yup.

We did the elementary together, then the high school ...

- Look ... - We did even the university together!

- What does that have to do with anything ? - I am graduate and I was more successful!

To have this success, I made a life of sacrifice, ...

.. of renunciations, of diets above all, then, in a moment of weakness ...

- You ate something. - I did not eat anything.

(DALALTH FROM THE ROOM NEXT) My husband will be looking for me ...

- You have frozen hands. - But I have a warm heart. - I feel.

(GEMlTl Dl PLACERE) Vampirona!

Where we are ?

- Oh yes... - Yup...

- I'm yours ... - Porcelona! - We find a bed. - Porcellaccia!

If in a moment of weakness ... No, of mental confusion!

- No, in a moment of need! - Do you need money ? - No.

- I open the closet. - You are crazy ? Do not do it ! - I'm not crazy !

- Where is it ? Savino, there is not! - There is nobody ? - No !

- So you're crazy, sorry. - He was here, with his head like that!

- There is not ! There is not ! - There is not ! - But why does it have to be?

- First he was here! - You're not crazy, but you're a little stupid.

- You have to apologize, I'm not here anymore with the head. - Figured.

- The crime news, the corpses ... - Do a bad job.

- I'm going to drink something. - Go and get drunk.

Why does it always disappear? Where did you hunt now?

What if Cesarino finds it? Maybe he returns to the bidet!

That also sees him as drunk!

Having a man like me near me, ...

..a splendid creature like her it could bloom again.

Downstairs, upstairs!

- It was a blow for me tonight of lightning ... - Mamma mia! - Help !

- He hurt himself ? - I suffer of claustrophobia, let me out!

- Where is the remote control? - Help ! - I'm coming !

(GRIFFY CONFUSE)

- Councilor, do something! - Andrea, where are you ?!

(Demma) I can not resist anymore!

Did he go crazy? It is stuck!

Cursed killer, where are you? Do you want see me dead? I'll kill you again!

The secret passage!

Want to see what the architect did even the torture chamber?

The face of SS has it, and it's super-asshole!

There he is ! Hey! Hey!

Mannaggia! You do it on purpose ? Let's play hide and seek ?

(GRIFFY CONFUSE)

- Do not worry ! Arrival! - Andrew !

(Demma) Help! Let me out! Help !

Voilà!

How are you, Mr. judge? My God !

- I can not leave you a moment, Dear. Voilà! - Oh! Sorry !

What a shameless! He tried again, the lady!

- Sorry ! - Heavenly Woman ... allow me a word! - Judge!

There will be a safe place where there are no electronic devices!

- (Demma) Wait! - (Celeste) Leave me!

- Do not do that! - What will people say?

- Since I saw it I wanted it! - It is not possible !

Believe me, seeing it so provocative I can not resist !

Please, I have to change, it's not the moment!

- Oso because I know the secret of her husband. - Which secret ?

I can not say more, I swore ... What was it ?! Are there ghosts?

Heavenly woman, do not run away!

Please, let me in, Celestial woman!

Not equivocals on the feelings of a real man!

Heavenly Woman, let me explain it! Oh, what a joy!

And three!

This smoke ... I need an ashtray.

This pop art ... that serves something!

(SFRlGOLlO)

(SAVlNO GRlDA FROM THE PAIN)

Let's have a nice carnival! Confetti and streamers!

- Cheer! - Long live the lawyer that is also wet!

Best wishes ! Best wishes to everyone! (GRLDA FESTOSE)

- How do you feel, honey? - (Savino) I'm fine.

There is Dr. Smeraldi, if you want to be visited.

I told you I'm fine. And then here there's danger ... I mean, go down!

- Quickly, it's midnight soon! - (Savino) All right!

She is a holy woman. How do you live? next to such a particular kind?

(Celeste) It is only exhausted.

- Shoes number 39! - Do not dry me with his shoes!

The shoes of those who see the dead!

They are coming down!

- Hi, Savino! - Who is it ?!

- How are you, Savino? - It is you. - Yes I am.

- You drank ? - Yes, a lot. - You're drunk ? - All. - Better.

- What are you doing ? - What I do ? I'm ... I'm ... moving a body.

You make fun of me too because I see the dead everywhere!

If I told you I was carrying would you believe it?

- Yup ! - So it's a chest.

- Style ro ... rococò? - No, late nineteenth century style.

It's good, it's solid wood, keep your hair, look.

- I know. - It has the finishes of Bardonecchia, holds the '' recchia ''.

- It's worm-eaten, it's old wood. - Is heavy ?

- A dead weight, I can not do it more. - I'll give you a hand. - It's better.

- I'll give you a hand, I'll fly! - Come on foot, just come.

- I come flying on foot. - How much you're drunk ! Take her by the legs.

- For the legs? - Each chest has legs.

- What are those ? - They are the legs of the chest.

Good boy. Come on, let's take it to the cellar.

Late 19th century chest with tennis shoes number 47!

It's midnight, there's a surprise: spaghetti with cream and truffles!

(EXPRESSED BY GLOBAL) Take a seat in the dining room.

- Take a seat. - It allows me to be a knight? - Sure.

Cesarino, give me a hand that the chest weighs.

Cesarino?! He sleeps, he is drunk.

I bring it alone.

The elevator did not do it here! Cursed the architect!

How bad it is.

Here is a shovel.

They condemn me as well for concealment of corpse!

What do I care? I cover it!

Hey ... this is empty, but there it is!

You drink, you tone up.

Do not fool me anymore, chest! I dream them!

Two deaths in via Robespierre, three corpses at the station, ...

.. two dead Tunisians for abject reasons ...

I dream them!

Chest ... chest ...

I dream of dead bodies ... all dead...

I dream of it. Do not fool me anymore, chest.

'' Judge, I did not do it on purpose. ''

'' What do you say, Lagrasta? She has also hidden the body! "

'' I know, 721 speaks clearly, but me while I was occult I did not look. ''

'' Do not climb on the mirrors! ''

'' I can not even bend down, Mr. judge! "

'' In his position as a lawyer must know the code by heart! ''

'' His position is uncomfortable! ''

'' I know, more uncomfortable than that, you die. But there are also extenuating circumstances! "

'' The aggravating, lawyer! Do not make me angry! "

'' Mister public prosecutor, I appeal to you! '' '' Life imprisonment! ''

'' Give life imprisonment to me that I am clean? "

'' Then I buried him. 50 years, or 30, but I buried it. "

Occult, but I do not look.

- (Celeste) Savino? - Who is it ? I'll come to you, honey!

- What are you doing there? - I was doing the gymnastic. - What got you?

- It's cake time, and you're still there in a bathrobe! - I'm going to change.

From the service door! On hurry up! Spring !

- A nice breath! In one breath ! - Well ... A nice applause!

(APPLAUSI E GRIDA GlOlA)

happy Birthday to You,...

happy Birthday to You !

- I wish you a hundred of these days, treasure ! - We hope not.

(APPLAUSl) No ! Every bite is 300 calories!

- Cream, chocolate ... - But it's my birthday!

- I did not eat anything either. - Better than I do not watch. I go there.

(Demma) Greetings, lawyer!

- A applause to the lawyer who does not can eat the cake! - Vaffan ...

(VERSl Dl STUPORE)

In the grave! I'm dead ... or am I crazy?

Or alive?

This time, the dead man is me. A corpse.

Or am I crazy? I'm alive, I'm crazy, I'm dead!

(TOWARDS THE AMAZING)

There is no more ! If it does not exist, it means that it is alive!

If he is alive, he is not dead! Where is it ?!

(TOWARDS THE NIGHT BIRD) I give up, Mr. Killer!

I have not done it on purpose ! She too, however, he did not want to hear reasons!

It's better if I'm alive ... I did not want to kill her! Let's talk about it!

(GRlDO Dl COMBATTlMENTO AND GEMLTl Dl PAIN)

(GEMlTl Dl PAIN)

(SAVlNO GRlDA)

Stay here... Sometimes you made me die ...

God be praised. I'll tell you 10 masses of suffrage, indeed, 100.

A thousand masses of suffrage to you, to the souls in purgatory, ...

..and to the soul '' de li mortacci tua ''!

- Come on, I got bored. - All right, joy.

I do not understand the lawyer: to hide a culattone in the closet!

- What are you saying ?! - I'll explain later. And with his wife who finds himself!

In your opinion, is that better than me?

- I did not say it, but it's one beautiful woman. - See you later !

- Celestial Woman, thank you for the wonderful evening! - Mr. judge ...

Thank you for the evening, but I have to go, wait for me at the morgue.

- What does he do ? - I was wrong. - Thanks, Donna Celeste. - To her.

(VERSl Dl STUPORE)

Enough, he got tired of me! Now I deny myself too!

- The party continues ! - What do you believe to be?! The '' Maja Desnuda ''?

Certainly not a tamer of elephants like you!

But come here a little bit! They called me '' the Salsomaggiore tiger ''!

(GRIFFY CONFUSE) Go, too, Mr. judge!

Hurray! Wonderful ! Wet party, lucky party!

Come all inside!

It's the most beautiful party of the year, come all inside!

What a wonderful party! Hurray! (GRIFFY CONFUSE)

How weighs the shovel! I never worked like this ... fasting!

How he looks at me, the corpse ...

- (Celeste) Goodbye. Thank you. - Madonna Benedetta dell'lncoronata.

(SCAMBl Dl SALUTl lN LONTANANZA)

It is good for the mafia to put them in concrete pillars!

Those do not find them anymore!

- I'm sorry for the accident of the swimming pool. - Funny ! - Hello.

- Savino! - What's up ? - What are you still doing? - Anything.

Do not move from there! I'll come, if not take cold!

- I was ... planting strawberries. - But you think it's time ?!

If I do not do it tonight the full moon when I do it?

- Everyone left. - Better. Look ... - What's up?

- Do you always love me? - Of course, what questions are they?

Even if I did something serious? I did not want to, I was forced!

What a tragedy ! It almost seems that you killed someone!

(NOISE OF AUTO LN HARNESS) - Who is it ? - Article 28, life imprisonment.

- (Celeste) The police! - (Savino) And what do they want ?!

- The lawyer Lagrasta? - Controls. - Good evening. - Good evening.

- They say that in this villa is a murder has been committed. - Thing ?!

- A murder. - (laughing) As it was my party, we were dancing ...

All the modern dances, so ... it was my party tonight.

As you know, we are obliged to perform a search, as per mandate.

If there is a warrant, it seems to her that it can hinder the course of the law?

- Please, go home and do ... - Sure.

- Let's take a look first to Garden. - No ! - No ? - No ?!

You are master, you can do ... (SAVLNO RLDE NERVOSAMENTE)

I laugh thinking about the headlines in the newspapers: '' Lagrasta with the corpse in the house ''.

- Perquisisca. - You from there, we here.

- Savino, what's wrong? - I'm sick, it will be a full moon.

- Commissioner, come, there is a hole! - A hole ?!

- Will not it be strawberries? - Other than strawberries! Commissioner!

No, do not go there, the hole is mine, the hole ...

(SAVlNO GRlDA)

Savino ...

Commissioner, the body is there.

- What corpse? - (in amazement) Who is it?

It is Saruzzo '' ll biondino ''. I warn the central.

Commissioner ... excuse me for a moment ...

I have to tell you something important, stop! Commissioner!

Doctor ... Oh, excuse me. It was self-defense!

What legitimate defense? This is a good and good crime!

- And the extenuating circumstances? - None. - None ?

When a person is forced to do something that you do not want to do, ...

..and at that moment he does not see anymore ...

We have the murder weapon! The killer has confessed!

- He confessed ?! - It was him to bring us here. - Who ?!

One of the Marseilles who killed the men of Vito Malisperi.

- This was the last one. - And me, with the shovel ... Almost hernia comes down to me!

One thing I do not understand: how he did it the killer digging the hole?

- It seems made on purpose ... - To plant strawberries!

- With the full moon. - I'm the Marseilles were! l MARSlGLlESl!

- I understood everything, they were the Marseilles. - Yup !

- At your service. Treats to the Lady. - I'm not married.

- Sorry. - See you later.

From a ballistic point of view, the Marseillais fired from here.

He fired while I, for combination ... I had nothing to do with it.

Instead of being a cretin, you could sleep a couple of hours!

When I gave him the head in the testicles ...

- In the end, it was a nice evening. - Handled.

(Celeste) Too bad for that poor guy, but who could imagine?

He did so ... he went to ... The projectile!

I knew the bullet in the tube!

If this is the exit hole, when he shot got stuck here!

- I'm innocent, Celeste! - lnnocent? Fortunato, rather.

You were the one to come that killer for me and Andrea.

Don Vito did everything I had not accepted the proposal!

Since you have not accepted his proposal, ...

.. now it's time to accept my proposal: the horns!

- Such as ?! - Do you remember the horns? - What does all this mean?

It does not matter, just that understand me. And I understood everything!

- What did you understand ?! - Simplify: you have horns, Savino!

You're not a killer, but it's right that you know that you are horned!

- I understood that, but ... - I'm leaving with my lover!

Heavenly ! Heavenly ! Hey!

I will lose weight visibly, if that's what you want!

- Please tell me it's a joke! Look, you'll regret it! - Hello !

- The architect? - Honey ... - Hello.

So it's your lover! But what a man is, excuse me?

(with the '' r '' moscia) At home he gave me his word of honor!

He said he was a disciple of '' Maclnbrosh ''!

Poor ignorant, you do not deserve all of this ! Come on, dear!

Architect!

- Heavenly ! Heavenly ! - Hi, Savino!

But... (TELEPHONE SQUlLLl)

(TELEPHONE SQUlLLl) Who is it ?

Don Vito Malisperi is out of danger, him step.

My beautiful lawyer!

I'm glad you're fine. Can talk ?

- Yes. Do not you hear? - Can you even hear?

Yup! (SAVLNO MAKES A PERNACCH)

Done. Now I kill myself. Ml AMMAZZO!

(MUSlCA ANNl '80 FROM THE AUTORADlO)

- Chocolate? - No !

You would mind lowering the music ? I have a headache ...!

- Mangiane one, I'm cream! - At least 1,000 calories each!

- You will not be fixed with diets? - Why ?

I'm very greedy, I like eating !

We are of southern origin: orecchiette, rigatoni ...

Dad weighs 1 20 kilos, mother 1 1 2. My brother was thin.

When he did hair care he took 50 pounds in two months!

- Do you lose your hair too? - I will do the care that my brother has done.

It's a bit dangerous, it is based on seal hormones.

It makes you helpless for a while. It is a side effect.

Fat, bald and impotent ?!

Fat, bald and powerless! (RLSATA NERVOSA)

- Let's go back ! - Why ? - Take me back to my house right away!

- (Savino) I want to die, I kill myself! - Savino! No !

- Where are you ?! - (Savino) I'll do it over! - Do not do it, please!

I'm back, honey, wait!

(Celeste) Savino, what are you doing?

I want to kill myself! I want to die eating!

- There's no more need, I'm back! - I do not care !

- Come back to the architect! - For so it takes so many years to die!

I'm not in a hurry, I can wait a long time!

Triglycerides ... cholesterol ...

What can I do to make me forgive?

Pass me the spaghetti, if not, they will get cold!

- Where do I put them? - Here. - There? - HERE!

I decide the weapon of suicide!

You know, almost almost I commit suicide with you.

Let us lie together!