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Griots Team Presents

Translation: Lika | Djenny | KbLiN

Translation: Rainbow | Galdalf | Curiango4

Translation: Lari.Witch | Thainasa | ElFrijole

Translation: Sassenach | Dedonoko | tatigzvitauski

Translation: SpoiledCat22 | Monteiroide | Karranca

Translation: i_ravena | Anap9 | Newton | Vitørr

Review: i_ravena | Sassenach

MIB: BLACK MEN - INTERNATIONAL

Review: Marck93 | Thainasa | Curiango4

Final Review: Loyo

Ressyncs: Bosingwa

PARIS, 2016

My God, I hate Paris.

Do not worry. We will not stay long.

OFFICIALS ONLY FORBIDDEN ENTRY

I've been waiting a long time for this.

What I want so badly to tell you ...

- Lisa, do you want to get married ... - Hello!

We are the security guards of the Tower.

We are very sorry, but you should not be here.

- Sorry. - Sorry.

So she said yes?

- I haven't asked yet. - He didn't ask.

It's a pity, isn't it?

Because that light flashing there,

means that there was an invasion into portal two.

And so, in a few minutes,

the cruelest creatures in the universe, the comelians,

will devour us all from the inside out.

I dont understand.

Everything will be explained if you look right here.

The tower has been closed for maintenance.

We will accompany you downstairs.

Over here, please.

Thank you.

Beware of the gap.

Right.

- Come on? - Here we go.

- Hi guys. - Who are you?

Order again when they get downstairs.

There you are.

Let's try again. Can be?

So what is our plan?

We have been in situations similar to this.

"But I've never faced them before." - Nor they to us.

Always remember,

the universe always takes us where we should be

and the moment we should be there.

But sometimes the universe makes a mistake.

BROOKLYN 20 YEARS BEFORE

YOU ARE HERE

A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME: FROM BIG BANG TO BLACK HOLES

I want to see action.

I want to see asses being kicked.

I want perfection.

Get my golf club.

- Come on, let's go. - It's ok.

Caution.

Oh my God!

Oh my ... Honey?

That's not an animal, you know?

It was a ... I've never seen anything like it before.

It is a type of creature.

What? Harry, call the police.

- Who? - The police! Call the police!

That was quick.

Good night. We're from animal control.

- Did you say you saw an animal? - I hadn't called yet.

Are we in danger? Does he get angry?

Whatever it is, it's not normal. It looked like a baby ...

The creature you saw is an illegal Tarantean

from andromeda 2. Very rare, very dangerous.

- Excuse me. What? - Tarantean, ma'am.

I know, they look cute now, but when they hit

- puberty, you see monsters ... - Tarantean?

Do not be afraid. It's all right.

Listen, is anyone else in the house?

Just my daughter. She is sleeping.

A raccoon. This is your problem.

Just leave the dumps tightly capped

And we were never here.

Let's take a look at Molly.

You have to get out of here.

Come on.

It's all right. I am your friend.

I'm molly. Go ahead.

Molly

Kabla McShulhyn.

Kabla McShulhyn.

Molly, you were excellent or more in all areas.

Physical test, deductive reasoning,

Logic, weapon training.

There's only one problem.

You have not marked a square.

The division you prefer.

Everyone has to mark this item.

I know. I made my own square

to the division that had no square.

You know ... the room where they wear black suits

and take care of the guys that come ...

from there.

I mean, from accounting?

Of...

Yeah, so ... Yeah, accounting.

That should solve it. Remember. We care.

All ready. Remember if. We care.

Look for the icon called "advanced extension"

- Right ... - Click on it.

Which icon? Which one ...

- The 13th from the left. Whose left?

- Your left. - Excuse me ... I did it.

So, did you do it?

TRACKING NEW ANOMAL OBJECT NAME 2019-AMRJ

- What happened? - No, no. Anything.

I will start the diagnosis now. Stay in line

- and I'll be right back. - But I wanted to ...

No, no. Will not be long. Wait, all right?

But what is this?

It is disconcerting.

Are they. They are the...

ALIENS?

I don't know why you insist on whispering and spelling.

- It's stronger than me. - Finally decided to appear.

My God.

I just have to figure out the trajectory and I'm inside.

- I returned. Okay, - Hi.

Try the following. Turn it off and on again.

- Okay, okay. - Remember, we care.

I have to go.

Jimmy is coming back to pick up the kids.

Right.

Okay, let's see where you are now.

Welcome, Professor Amitage.

ABNORMAL PATH

You little darling, you're not a meteor, are you?

No, I think you are an illegal landing.

It is.

Everything is happening.

See you soon, Jimmy.

FORMER EX JIMMY SAYS, "I'M GOING BACK, BABY"

It's here, it's here.

On here.

Please leave the meter on.

I pay extra.

HIGH VOLTAGE DANGER 50 THOUSAND VOLTS

What is it, Jimmy? What are you doing back to earth?

Hey, this is the land?

- Give a discount, guys. - Tell me this one at Central.

"I just wanted to see my children." - Get that ship out of here.

I will escort our Zamporian friend.

- Follow them! - What? Leave it to me.

Go Go!

Hi, have you brought the Zamporian yet?

They arrived a few minutes ago.

The guy tried to get in with the meteor shower.

This is amateur stuff, am I wrong?

Who is in the rain ...

It's to get wet.

This one is amateur.

So, will you warn or not?

Black code.

Unauthorized visitor.

Blocking protocol starting at 3, 2, 1.

Very well.

- Who does she work for? - She claims to work alone.

An ordinary civilian coming in the front door,

I think not.

Neuralize her.

Please do not!

I know what this thing is.

- Please. - Wait.

She did not witness.

It erased the memory of my parents, but not mine.

My whole life ... Everyone thinks I'm crazy.

They say I need therapy, which is true.

But not for that.

She really hacked the Hubble telescope

to see andromeda 2 and we didn't catch it?

If it were in the old days, we would recruit her.

It took me 20 years to find you.

Almost that.

How many people can say that?

I ... Found ... You.

Of course, you found us.

Proved not crazy, won this award, but now what?

- I want in. - We didn't hire,

- We recruited. "Then I want to be recruited."

I'll need more, but ...

Can you give me a good reason.

Because I'm smart,

motivated,

I look good in black.

- I get ... - Boring me!

Because I absolutely have no life.

I have no one, no dog, no cat.

I don't need to rest.

I have nothing, I could disappear.

Which makes me perfect for this job.

Wow, that makes you very tragic.

No ties or relationships.

So as not to distract me from what's important.

Really, and what's important?

The truth of the universe.

I want to know everything. I want to know how it all works.

And you think a black outfit would solve all your problems?

No but...

It still looks good on you.

Great.

MOLLY WRIGHT AGENT TRAINING WEEK 1

WEAPONS - ALIEN LANGUAGE INTERROGATORY SKILLS

ACCEPT

From now on, you will respond

for the identity we will give you.

Will only wear MIB special forces standards.

You were trained with high tech gadgets

MIB-sanctioned vehicles and weapons.

You will not stand out in any way.

It will no longer be part of the system.

You don't exist anymore.

Check please.

We are above the system, we are beyond.

We are the system. We are the men in black.

The men in black?

I know, it's not.

I have a confession.

They meet a standard. Just a detail, I think.

Here is your first task.

Right. When will I win my ...

It's called a neuralizer. And don't win, you have to deserve it.

You have been accepted for a trial period.

Impress me, and then we'll see about ...

Understood.

EXPERIENCE PERIOD

Are you a fan of the truth, Agent M?

I like her.

We will have a problem with that then.

LONDON

This is soft.

Let's continue, another round.

So ... Can I express how much I like this place?

It looks formal but not forced, very classic but stylish.

It has a vibe to stay focused.

I'm just kidding. More or less.

Or maybe it's the lethal high-stakes game?

Thank you.

Look that. Aces straight, gentlemen.

It's me again.

Let's talk business. We can?

I can go through this merchandise.

Who can I get more from? Because I'm in.

No it's not.

I have a very strict policy against the men in black.

My God. I don't blame you.

Who would want those assholes in here.

Men in Black. Suckers in black, I say.

A bunch of assholes, isn't it?

Just one rotten apple to rot the whole basket

Stop it. Stop it!

I am from MIB your cerulian garbage.

And know that your club is very bad.

Now you will give me everything.

Suppliers, sellers, the whole scheme.

Your luck has turned. You're dead

Only one person has the antidote. Emily dear.

Please.

I give you whatever you want.

Please. Whatever you want.

Anything I want?

Arrival of the express train to London,

with ongoing services to:

Paris, Stockholm, Milan Rome and Madrid.

I caught him in the locker room. I knew I was going to neuralize myself.

I warned: "will be blind".

Who wants to eat a sandwich?

I'd eat a sandwich full of melted cheese

Arrival of the New York express train.

Welcome Agent M.

Go to the New Agent Orientation.

Access granted, Agent M.

It is not always who we think we are.

Are you sure? That one makes sense.

So, did you find us?

Yes, myself.

I'm the tee, Big T.

- You're the ... - I run the circus.

- Right. - Welcome, M.

It's a pleasure, sir.

Agent O told me to expect good things.

- And great things will have. - How nice.

You can go there.

Hello.

Wait. Don't touch him!

A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND YEARS LIGHT BEGINS WITH A SIMPLE STEP

MARRAKESH

It's the fuse. Go fix it!

Pay your bill then.

Now go.

CURIOSITIES

Be careful!

If it breaks, it will pay!

It's yours.

It can take, it's a gift.

- We need to see the queen. - Yes.

We have visitors.

What's your business with the queen?

We need someone to die.

As already stated at session 6 of the Treaty of Andromeda 2,

we do not kill the Jababians or participate in their deaths.

This is not negotiable.

But you can negotiate.

Good Morning!

I need a useless old broken machine. You have?

You can't annoy me, H. It's the imperial with the red key.

You need to stay informed.

Thanks Charlie.

The old deactivated portal.

Site of the first major alien migration.

So Aifel was an MIB agent?

One of the first. He helped many intergalactic refugees

who sought protection here on earth.

If you look more closely you will see my grandmother and grandfather in this picture.

Aren't they beautiful?

- Ready, honey. - Thanks.

What's up with that guy?

Nerlin!

Sorry, but he's so hot!

- Who is he? - H.

It's the best agent in the building.

He saved the world only once with his wit

and your 7 series deatomizer.

Did he save the world? Than?

- From the Colmenians. - Got it.

Guy, do yourself a favor, get the errands for me.

It will be a pleasure. What are you going to do?

Homework.

A sad and terrible incident in Marrakesh.

The North African office is investigating.

On the other hand...

H, decided to appear after all.

Sorry sir, I'm late. Good Morning.

Me too, because I cleaned up all your mess.

It was nothing, did you see the mess I cleaned up today?

It was an unauthorized mission,

with two containment teams and one neuralizing team.

About that, I prefer to look from a positive point of view,

not noticing the details.

The villain is dead, so ...

Please sit.

Last item

A member of the Jababian Royal Family,

made a stop on the way to Centaurus A.

Vungus the ugly. He inherited this title.

Believe it or not, Vungus is the handsome guy in the family.

The hologram always fatten about 4 kg.

Jababian society does not allow certain indiscretions.

Summing up,

He wants to party a little.

We could say no,

but the Jababian ships would make us galactic dust.

What an irony, sir. To think we used to,

protect the earth from the scum of the universe.

Now we seem to protect them. In fact,

This case is perfect for you. Will you have some tea together, H?

Well, I know Vungus and he doesn't drink tea.

He prefers Vodka, Tequila, hand sanitizer,

all together. Once upon a time, we woke up ...

- H! - Shut up!

Sorry, yeah ... I stopped.

You will be his escort.

In fact, he specifically asked for you.

Okay, I hope we don't end up handcuffed again.

- Please. - Until midnight he comes back.

Good boy!

Good boy!

"Good man, he meant." - What a tune.

- We're stuck together. "You take care of him so well."

- You are jealous. - Daddy's boy.

I wish I had one.

Good Morning!

- Excuse! - Hi!

No, that's fine, I'm awake,

just doing a daily meditation.

I've been trying to do that.

I read that it improves mitochondrial energy production.

Yes for sure.

My mitochondrial energy is up there.

- We have already met? - No, Agent M.

You will be with Vungus today,

and wanted to offer my help.

I study about the Jababians.

Language, culture, politics, fashion.

I made a dossier for you to read.

A dossier! I love a good dossier.

But this is it, I work alone,

you can ask around.

Did you know that Jababians are cognitive coli empaths?

It means they can read minds.

And your letters.

- Well, you can tell. - As well?

Spots appear under the arm and change color.

Good to know, and thanks for the offer. Thanks

Alright, I'll leave you with your meditation.

Thank you.

Do you know what else I noticed?

You snore while meditating.

On second thought, a little help would be nice.

I was thinking, for the mission, I cover the perimeter,

- and you approach the Vungus. - It's all right.

But in this club,

Everyone does what they want.

Aliens impersonate humans.

Humans impersonate aliens, let's mix.

Take off the tie first.

Okay, open some buttons and relax.

We will not come talking about who we are.

I am from Men in Black.

- Aliens on the floor. - Got it.

Understood? Great, now tell me, how am I doing?

I would close ...

- I ... Just a minute. - What?

I think there is a difference between casual style and a sexy man.

Let's go?

- Is not here? - Yes.

Entrance for special guests.

Step deep, Fredy.

You're the boss, H.

Okay, that surprised me.

The Vungus is in the area.

Agent H.

Look, you lost weight.

And the hair, changed the cut, was very angry.

I barely recognized you.

So, Vungus, this is M. M, this is Vungus.

Hello M!

Nice to meet you.

Hear a lot about you.

But pretty much, of course.

You're a seducer, he said he thinks you're sexy.

What do you think to me?

A simple song of course works best in Jababian.

You should know as it is fluent in Jababian.

Of course, I was trying to find the words to say

how much you get attention.

Yeah, really.

AM knows all about you in Jababian.

I wouldn't say everything, there is always something to learn.

It's like a fetish.

It implies something sexual, and it definitely is not.

No and yes. She is always:

Jababians this, Jababians that ...

- Babe! - I knew they would understand each other.

Go dance. L loves to dance. She rocks the track.

Let's drink. Still enjoying cranberry vodka?

You know everything.

M, please.

Come, sit near the Vungus.

I promise not to bite.

Just a second.

I want four cranberry vodka.

It's all right. This round is mine.

I'll put everything on the company card.

A little question, quick thing.

You happen to be offering me to Vungus.

No of course not. What gave you ...

this impression?

- Hello! - That.

Better not even look.

If you want to use me as an alien bait, let me know.

- I do not like lies. - How to pretend to be an expert

in something that is not?

"Lying is part of the job." - Really?

Jababians take offense easily. We want them happy.

So as not to destroy the planet and everything in it.

And that is our mission. If you don't accept ...

I accept. But I won't have sex with a Jababian.

But I didn't ask you to do that.

How long will you stay?

- Vungus is going home tomorrow. - Tomorrow?

So we have to enjoy it.

H, I want to talk to you.

We have to talk.

Speak chatty, I want to see you dancing.

- Wait. - Come on, you love this song.

- M, come on. - No, I'll stay here.

I love to dance sitting down.

H, I really need to talk to you.

About that night in Beirut? I deleted all the photos.

- I swear! - No. Forget Beirut.

- H! - Say it.

- Midnight. - Exactly, the night is a child.

Pay attention, H! Really!

You are the only one Vungus can trust.

You can talk, friend!

What happened to you?

Anything. What happened to you? It's all serious.

- Relax! - H!

What's up, buddy?

Are you feeling sick?

Vungus is not well.

Mix cucumber gives it!

Take his car and let's go.

Go straight to bed, and rest.

Come on!

Be careful with the head!

Beauty! Go to sleep!

See you tomorrow. Hydrate!

- Shall we report? - Of course not.

- Paperwork is a nightmare. "But Vungus was not well."

Not that it looked good before, but ...

Believe me, I've seen him a lot worse.

Once in Istanbul ...

Help!

- MIB, stop! - In floor!

- Hands on the floor! - Hands up!

- Hands up! - Hands on the floor!

Which one do you want? For me either!

I think in the future we will have to choose.

- Prefer hands on the floor? - If you do not mind!

- Hands on the floor! - Hands on the floor!

Great!

What...?

- This is not good! - Run!

M!

They are coming!

Fuel cap! Go!

We need more guns. In the rearview mirror.

What do you want me to do? Rent?

Wow!

This one I had never seen.

I don't think this is having an effect.

Let's go!

Escape pipe. Is ready?

Let's go.

This is way better.

I got you guys.

Hurry up!

Help the Vungus! I've got your back!

H. Give me a hand?

No, not H.

He has changed.

I can feel.

I need to know...

If I can trust you!

Now I'm pissed off.

Hide this.

There is something wrong with the Men in Black.

Vungus, what is this?

It's the only thing that can protect you.

Now!

Where's the little dance now?

Police! Move it!

What a...

How is he doing?

He is gone.

Hi, that you got over yourself.

- Very well! - Thank you.

Update me! What happened?

We were attacked, clearly. See? My...

The suspects...

they did it with their own hands.

They turned solid into liquid,

- What? - and back to solid.

Why is she here?

She...

- will show - will show

- the crime scene. - the crime scene.

She is a provisional agent.

She's not here, all right?

But she is clearly here.

Because I can see her.

Thanks.

Figure of language, but that's fine.

She got in trouble.

My God! You only had one service!

You had a simple service.

Take a lizard out and drink.

It wasn't a lizard, it was a friend of mine.

No, sorry ... It was a reptilian,

And now it's dead. For your cause.

- Who was with him? - I.

Right. Good.

Did he say anything that could explain why?

Anything. Come on.

No. He said nothing.

- Just to recap. - Does not make sense.

A royal dies under his supervision

for unknown aliens and unimaginable reasons.

Is this right?

You started talking and I didn't pay attention.

Why not give space?

- Not yet. - Go to your office.

- Where you belong. - You don't pass this time.

We'll be fine, you can be quiet.

We would be fine.

Yes. Yes. Understood.

Yes. He did.

Yes Yes Yes Yes.

Thank you.

I assure you that we will deal with it rigidly.

Mr. Bibbens wants your head

sent in a box to him, both.

Right.

Good morning sir, I have the report you requested.

Thank you.

My God, this is problematic, very problematic.

Our suspects.

A species called Diadnon.

From a binary star system.

From the constellation of Draco.

Draco belongs to the Comilians. Every sector has surrendered for years.

Their DNA ...

is taken from comilian mutations.

And we know that they do not destroy their enemies but subdue them.

Possessing them from the inside out.

It means that now they are Comilians.

I don't know why the Comilians would come to kill a royal member.

He knew Vungus very well.

Did he comment on why they would be here?

- He looked pretty normal ... - Sir.

This was all a fiasco, a mess.

A failure of this magnitude requires immediate action.

Article 13

Do not be ridiculous. Who talks babbling?

What is article 13?

Immediate deactivation.

Followed by the extermination of memory.

- Wait. - Wait.

Do they do it for anything?

Take it away. Lord he can't.

Give me a reason why not.

Because...

We were talking...

- Because why...

If you erase us

- You'll never know the truth. - The truth.

Let's go. Give the command I do.

Save this.

Pam, go ahead. Explain yourself.

Good sir

if you think well, really think well.

Vungus

How many people knew he was here?

The people in this room

and maybe a dozen more agents.

These are the only ones who know that Vungus would be here.

And we assume that he did not give

own location for the killers.

So that means it was someone

from inside the MIB.

- No, sir, he signed ... - Sir,

they're obviously rolling around talking about a traitor

It is impossible that there is such a thing as a traitor.

Sounds like something a traitor would say.

- Do not be ridiculous. - Traitor chat.

- Certainly a traitor. - Enough.

If we were compromised,

puts every citizen of the planet, human and alien, at risk.

C, find the killers.

Find the killers, find them all.

Dispensed.

M, apparently your guess was right.

Work on the case with C.

And see with Ribens something to counteract these things.

Yes sir.

She's very smart.

I suppose you want me to handle the case.

I won't protect you anymore, H.

You need me, I've dealt with Comilians, remember?

- Just my wit and ... - No!

He fought the Comilians before

and I don't know where he went!

I thought you could lead this place.

I was wrong about you.

We end up here.

That was an order.

You are wrong about me, sir.

You have seen something in me before and it is still here.

I apologize for disappointing you.

Give me another chance to fix it, I promise you.

I think it's not just a blade,

It seems to carry a kind of poison.

I agree with you.

Sorry, T decided I would take over the investigation.

What? I do not believe.

I didn't believe it either, but he trusts me.

He needs the best agent, these things ...

I don't make the rules, talk to him.

M, he is looking forward to you accompanying me.

Learn from the best, a little training.

Yes? Let's go.

- Are you going or staying? - I'll.

- I imagined. - Let's go.

H?

Thank you very much.

You disgust me.

Beauty. What's the truth?

For someone who doesn't like lies, it was amazing!

- I don't ... - Please ...

The way we play with each other.

- I was improvising. - A spy on MIB, great!

I have discovered a possibility and I will check it out.

"It would explain a lot." - What did you find out?

I was going to perform a molecular deconstruction in the substance,

- and find out the toxins. - Good idea.

Do not do it.

- I know what it is. - Killed a 140 kg jaguabian.

- I would not do that. - This is pure Servants.

That amount can kill on the spot.

The right amount can make you dance shirtless in the night club,

for 17 hours without stopping.

How much information ...

That's what I heard, but ...

There is a place in the world that does something like this.

Let's go!

You come? The world will not save itself.

Are you saying you need me to save the world?

Yes.

I thought so.

MARRAKESH

We'll see a lot of this around here.

It is a crogulian sign.

It is the symbol of hope or destruction.

The real meaning is still much discussed.

In fact, it means harmony.

On Earth, it means that we are in a safe area MIB.

How do you know that?

- It's in the new manual. - Don't believe everything you read.

What is my job, being still and silent?

Shut up, that's your job.

Look who's here, Naxar!

You know the rules, no alien technology on the street.

Cover this bike so I don't get you a ticket.

H?

- Is that really you? - Of course it's me.

Who else? Hi Bassan

Hello, H, Naxar said you were dead.

What? I never said that.

You said liar.

And why would it be dead?

Bassam got it wrong.

We learned that you and Risa were done.

Riza ... Who is she?

This is not important.

- Human or ... - It doesn't matter.

Just curious how relations between species would be.

No one important. It's an old friend.

Who runs the largest crime syndicate in the galaxy.

That is a very successful businesswoman.

- I like women like that. - Why this subject?

Very sad, H. They were a beautiful couple.

Thanks a lot, but it happens.

You said this madwoman will cut his throat.

Excuse me for a moment.

You said, not me.

Did you have something with this person?

Is this not a conflict of interest?

Conflict of interest is knowing about my life.

I prefer not to know anything.

Enough.

Stop hitting him,

and keep that thing covered.

- For sure. - Thank you

Will not happen again.

Nice to meet you.

What's it?

Look what came from the external surveillance cameras.

It is far away. You make me uncomfortable.

Did you show for the tee?

He said that everything would be seen first by you.

Good.

I will show.

Go!

This is amazing.

Here comes trouble.

I like problems.

Do you think what I am thinking?

Call Riza.

This is the place.

They have been here for a few days.

No one came to get it.

Hello!

One more step and I'll settle you, handsome.

Calm. Calm down We don't want trouble.

Do not know.

Hey! Look that.

What's your name, handsome?

Handsome guy is not what they call me.

- What is it? - That?

- Him. - Sorry.

Why do you always call me something?

Pawns have no name, only pawns.

Beauty.

Powny then.

What happened here?

We had a garland.

Kanye appeared and played an entire album.

One of your best works.

Look around. We took a beating.

My queen!

She died.

I'll never serve another one, I swear.

I'll stick the dagger in my body like this

as a last work,

then I will leave.

Until darkness takes me.

You won't do that, will you?

Look here, a pawn without a queen

It's just a pawn!

A nothing! I must end my own life,

in the most painful way possible.

Do not stop me!

Chance of survival ... it's zero!

- Do you think we should stop him? - May I proceed?

- Is he really going to do it? - Pardon? What did you say?

Nothing more. - No, I said it.

He is a witness. Excuse me, I don't think she

I would want you to do that, honestly.

Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want.

You're a queen?

Whereas all women are, yes.

But no, I am not queen.

- Do you know what she is? Agent. - Agent?

- Is that a title? - Yes, it's a title.

A title of great eminence and stature.

M is an agent, and an agent without a pawn

- if you understand me. - I didn't think about that,

but perhaps the best way to honor the dead,

- to continue living. - Yes!

I promise eternal loyalty to you, Agent Emily!

I'm not interested in having a subject.

Too late, I've sworn to loyalty, I should have said it earlier.

Congratulations!

And if you die before me, I promise to end

with my own life ...

In the most painful way possible.

- Yes, I didn't like you. - Let's go.

Ma'am, come on, we'll have fun!

- OK. - That!

H, I want to talk to you, I want to tell you something.

- Account! - It's about ... where is it?

- This here? - Did you steal from me?

I didn't steal anything, I recovered the proof you stole.

Vungus had it hidden because he didn't believe in anyone!

You're telling me you believed in Vungus and

not your partner, a senior agent?

Honestly, I believed it. H, speaking of agents ...

Comes!

- Why are they here? - I don't know, any

important awards that we did not warn or we are in trouble.

Thank you, I need you to close all the streets, arches and sewers.

Can you bring that camera over there, please?

Can anyone here explain what is going on?

Sir, it is a rather delicate matter,

I thought it best to let it go.

- C, please. - Yes sir.

Nobody leaves the medina, understand?

Listen, that makes no sense, despite your feelings

Personal, H is one of the best agents to wear this suit.

He was one of the best agents,

but it's not the same since the incident, see!

Vungus is said to have stolen from the research division

Babiano's war department.

And brought it here.

And how long did you hide it from me?

- Explain! - Want me to explain?

Whatever it was, I was with M and H in his office.

And you let them go, with all due respect, let them go.

- Go ahead. - Yes sir.

- Wait! - Sir.

Bring them straight to me!

Whatever it is, Vungus died to protect it.

He gave it to me because I didn't want to be caught.

- Yes sir. - H, listen to me.

This operation is not mine, get out and come to me.

AM is right, there may be a traitor among us.

Take this, I'll lose them.

See you in the square in 20 minutes.

Hey, you here !?

I need you to lend me your bike.

As long as it is borrowed and not stolen.

Quick, let's go!

Right ... Accelerator.

- Brake ... - Water. Very hot out there.

You are too kind.

"It's easy to fly, isn't it?" - Yes. Very easy, yes.

How to ride a bike.

Nice.

Excuse me!

This is not at all like riding a bike.

Hurry up!

Hold tight!

Oh shit!

Come on, come back.

Let's go!

Wait for me!

I can't believe this worked.

- H ... - What?

Ah yes. Put on the glasses.

- Hi people. Please look ... - Just drive.

Oops

What do you think? Red button?

- I think it's hyper speed. - No, hyper speed is blue.

Sometimes you must trust your instinct.

My gut tells me to go on.

Somebody squeeze something!

No tracks.

I told you. Hyper speed.

Always trust your instinct.

How I hate sand.

The red button was cool.

Let's squeeze it again.

Look ...

What's it?

It is moving.

What is it?

See the core?

As it continues to emit connective energy

through the interior of the photosphere?

Yes, I can see everything.

Right there in the photosphere.

- That's it. - Wait...

These are thermonuclear explosions.

What does that mean? Type...

Is this like a bomb?

I think we are on

of a super compressed star.

And by the color temperature ...

I'd say it's a Blue Giant.

Hit the button and let's see what happens.

Are you suggesting we use a star

turned into a weapon just for fun?

For science and for fun.

Science is very fun.

It's ok.

There is no better place than here.

They don't call it an empty block for nothing.

That's why I suggested it.

Point 001, is it any good?

Yes it is. It starts slowly.

Push the button.

Maybe increase a little.

Was that the weakest?

Will they realize it wasn't there?

Sir.

They fled.

I think I meant that ...

- You lost them. - I can guarantee that ...

- They had help. - It is likely.

But I know H.

What he's doing has a reason.

Why do you still protect him?

What else needs to happen?

I am protecting this institution.

From who? Of me?

Are you questioning my loyalty?

At the very least, your judgment.

Anything else, Agent C?

- No sir. - Great.

So get out, please.

Did Vungus know how powerful this was?

I knew I could destroy the whole world

but he gave it to you. I dont understand.

I had just met you. Why did he do it?

I do not know.

Maybe he ...

Trust me.

I will not doubt your word, but ...

I sang at Vungus's mother's funeral.

It was very beautiful and ...

We knew everything about each other.

I'm sure he trusted me.

Look at H, if you want to know.

He said you changed.

I'm already getting tired of this talk that I changed.

I remain the same.

Are you serious that you've always been like this?

As?

Powerful. Arrogant.

Reckless.

- Forgot something? - Look that...

Arrogant and reckless, cool.

Maybe I am that once in a while.

But, you see. My job is to save the planet.

And I do very well.

And here the rules are: "we have no rules!"

This is a rule.

Damn it. Nobody moves.

Drop it, furball.

- Nobody moves! - How did you get here?

Feeling hydrated, H?

I had never showered.

I lost so much dirt that I'm light.

- We drink this water. - I thought I had a beard.

It's all right...

Listen to me, mate.

Let's be wise, you don't know what you're dealing with.

- So ... - I do know.

And she'll pay a lot of money for it.

No, no. Wait!

Good luck, clowns!

Nice work, H.

Pawny, ask her for the torque wrench, please?

She has a name and a title. And you know this.

My lady, the man wants the torque wrench.

Pawny, tell him that as soon as possible restore the energy

from my console, sooner I will find out how to program it.

My lady says you're a stupid clown

whose idiocy threatened the existence of the planet.

She didn't say any of that, okay?

- Your useless chess piece. - She said.

Said nothing.

But I thought to say just that.

Very well spoken, thank you.

Tell your lady that we already have energy.

The big man said we already have energy.

Can you thank him?

- Seriously? - Short and thick, politely.

You can spice it up, have fun, trust you.

My lady says thank you.

I know where it went and how to get it back.

- Madam. - You can leave it to me.

- I'm listening. - Bassan has only one buyer,

Riza ... Stavros.

The one that was leaving?

The intergalactic arms dealer, Riza.

Excuse me, did you date Riza Stavros?

The merchant of death?

The mother of the murder?

- She is beautiful. - I did not know

that she was a drug dealer when I met her.

I was distracted by the ...

Feminine seduction and its intoxicating beauty.

We were not interested in labels, but in feelings.

If having a romantic heart is a crime, it can kill me.

- Not yet. - You let me know?

Seriously?

Romantic heart?

What?

It is funny?

Romantic heart.

Who talks like that?

How silly.

Never fell in love, did you?

I'm not mocking, I want to know.

Have you never let your heart speak louder?

What is it? "The notebook"?

I never saw it, but I believe you have a lot of that crap.

No, never.

Passions are unstable, the reason is constant.

- Do you really think so? - Think.

Physical attraction is just some chemical reactions in the brain.

This cannot be trusted.

Is not real.

Isn't the universe just some chemical reactions too?

I'm sure you can trust that.

It looks very real.

That was very deep.

That should work.

Turn it on there.

Thank you.

Pawny

- Not there. - I went as far as I could.

I could jump higher, but it would be weird.

It's ok. Enough.

And there we go.

That's wonderful!

Very well.

I know Riza, she might even be the merchant of death.

But she has a weakness.

Are you ready to be a hero, little brother?

- I'm ready for everything. - Great.

We are going to Naples.

To the fortified fortress of Riza?

To the right death?

RIZA'S FORTIFIED FORTRESS

RIZA AND CERTIFIED DEATH FORTRESS

Do not shoot, do not shoot.

Excuse me.

Can we do this another day? Another visit has arrived.

Thanks.

Bye.

Luca! Did you miss me?

Do not.

H.

I know why you come.

Why are they wearing pink pants?

How are things?

It's been a while, hasn't it?

This is the difficulty of separations:

the friendships you lose.

It was a good time, wasn't it?

Riza and I had good times.

I think you were just hiding peeking, didn't you?

Wonderful, isn't it?

I just love dumb and beautiful creatures.

I already feel at home.

So...

Did you finally get a foot in MIB's ass?

Actually I gave it.

Some horses are born to be free.

And others to take shots.

What do you want here?

I wanted to see you.

And I brought a gift.

I know you like special pets.

Then I brought a peace offering.

Meow meow. Au, Au. Etcetera and such.

Well, I love it.

He is...

cute and ugly at the same time.

It is the last of its kind.

You always knew how to melt my heart, didn't you?

You always knew how to make my beat faster.

No neuralizer will make me forget that.

I really wanted to see my guns smashing you to pieces,

but after I saw that perfection ...

Which is your face and ...

I needed to know.

Know what?

I want to know the truth. Has it ever really been?

Hmm? that...

Me, you ... gone?

This one I want to see.

Was?

I always knew who you were My job was ...

Earn your trust and ...

Finish you at the first chance.

That's the truth.

- I'm going to disconnect now. - Shut up.

- What? - No, I said to my heart.

- It's like a voice inside me. - I know.

There is no way to fake that.

- Thank you. - It's all right.

Seriously, thanks for ...

For breaking up with me on a good one.

We all need

- finish things up a good one. - Get him out of here.

What? Hey, calm down. Wait a second.

- I also need to finish well. - H, just a little advice.

Next time you bring a peace offering,

don't do the same day I got it

the most powerful weapon ever created.

It has nothing to do with it,

I didn't even know you had such a weapon.

They are different things. It's just a coincidence.

Put him in the boat.

I think it went well guys. Looks like we'll see each other more.

Okay, where are you?

Sebastian dear,

what do you think about destroying entire solar systems

without leaving home?

- Pawny? - Yes I am here.

Look at this. Ready for me.

Pawny is now with you.

You can. Pawny, all the attention.

It's very simple. Do you want it or not?

It was perfect!

I'll call you back.

How it runs. Don't be naughty

Hello.

And me thinking that H was alone.

My foolishness.

Poor of you.

It used to be good.

Nice answer. This is an annihilating weapon 9.9

Do you know what she does in human bodies?

Makes you boil from the inside out.

Cute.

Do you know what Pawny does with guns like yours?

No. Tell me what Pawny is.

I'm Pawny you crazy!

It looks like the game has turned.

What an amazing footprint!

It made me feel good.

Do not worry. It's all part of the plan.

H, you've always been delusional.

Peace offering.

Kill them.

Start with it and make it suffer.

No, you don't have to do this.

Put me on the Tarantian floor.

Did you say Tarantiano?

- Yes. - Yes, ma'am, he said.

They are very serious when it comes to killing.

It has brain the size of an olive.

It is not helping me.

The creature you saw,

was an illegal Omega 2 Tarantian

Tarantian?

I know a Tarantian.

I found a.

I helped him.

Kabla Nan Chuk!

What?

Kabla Nan Chuk?

What she said? How do you know that?

Because he said that to me.

- Molly? - Yes.

Molly, really? Are you mocking me?

Who is delusional now?

Is that you?

How great you are! Me too.

Give the box to her.

Never. You can not do that.

I treated you well, helped you kill everyone I wanted.

Please.

The box.

Thanks.

By the way, you changed my life.

Just one question: what does it mean?

Means...

One day I'll kill whoever you want

cruelly to repay the debt.

Or maybe we'll keep her here for a moment

while he and I decide what to do.

- H! H are you cool? - beauty.

I am fine.

That was ...

- That was hard. "It was, and to me, quite painful."

- I noticed. - I think the plan went wrong

- in every conceivable sense. - Yes well...

So...

Your name is Molly, right?

- It was not to know that. - Too late, now I know.

That's why I think it's fair that I count mine.

- I do not want to know. - I'll tell.

- It's all right. - Ready?

Horace

- You are lying. - I am.

It's Henry.

- You look like Henry. - Good, that's my name.

- My name is Steve. - Seriously?

I thought pawnies had no name.

We do not have. I just didn't want to be left out.

It's Steve ...

That doesn't look good at all.

I don't like what's happening with the floor.

It was worth trying.

We need to get the gun across the island.

Not! I don't know if you know, but ...

We are the Men in Black.

The men and the women in black.

- Good boy. - If they think we'll hand it over,

They are wrong, they do not know who they are dealing with.

We protect the earth, everything and everyone on it.

Want us to kick your asses? Will you face it? Alright, come on!

Get out of the way or I'll destroy the whole island, everything on it!

Including us.

We should have talked about, made a huge speech!

Yes, I liked the speech a lot, but I don't think it's any use.

Did you hear? They don't want to make me use it.

We will do anything to protect our world.

U.S. too.

Everything in this universe is mortal ...

If you use the correct weapon.

Are you all right?

Yes sir, we are great.

- How did you find us? - Experience.

Riza again, H? When will you learn?

I knew I could count on you, that in the end I could.

Thank you sir.

Thank you too, M.

Agent A believed you, she was right.

The universe always takes us where we should be ...

Just when we should be.

Let's go home.

Let's keep safe, right?

Sandra, inform the Jarbabian Consulate

We recovered the weapon.

It was quite a mission for those under evaluation, M.

Marrakesh, an empty block ...

Naples.

Imagine what you can do when you are one of us.

Yes sir.

Enjoy this moment, M.

Never lasts long.

I don't know how you do it, but you haven't lost the habit.

What you?

Save the world from total destruction twice.

After so long, I say ...

What else?

MIB!

Great!

- Excuse me. - Yes.

- Hi, how are you? - Hi.

- Do you know. Yeah. - Nice party, no?

- There's something wrong. - That's what I was thinking.

I would surely die to save the world.

That's what they said.

They said we would need the weapon for the hive.

What if we get it wrong?

Maybe they used the weapon against the hive,

to save their world.

Which makes it seem like there's not even a hive.

But DNA and mutations, Big D have samples.

We will see...

Agent H, show me the previous transcript.

Deleted File

Who has the authority to make something like this disappear?

Come with me.

What about T?

How did you know we were there?

I was doing your job.

What was tracking us?

That was a gift from him, there's a chip inside.

I need to see the gun confiscated.

- That's not possible. - It's not possible?

I'm the senior agent on the case, let's make it possible.

I think he was behind all this time.

Big D is the traitor.

- It has to be. - Who and where would it lead?

Paris.

It could be in Paris.

I knew, all this time, something was wrong.

I thought I was covering you, and actually ...

It was him. Covering their own tracks.

There has to be an explanation, come on M.

- I will go together. - No, C!

- This is not about you! - I know, I agree.

Listen, if this is true,

and know that MIB's most decorated agent

was charged with treason.

The agency will never recover.

If we stop him, no one can know.

But what if we can't?

What do we do?

So say it was me ...

Say I was the traitor.

Trust me, the Agency will believe it.

You!

True, I forgot that detail.

That's what I'm talking about.

I drive.

That should be on this side.

Not in this country.

There has to be a big red button around here.

This, hit the red button!

I found.

H, you have to see this!

A sector c portal has been activated!

- The hive! - I'm sending reinforcements.

Remember when I said lying was a part?

T told me on recruitment night.

"We have to lie to the world, but never to ourselves."

"I can't believe he lied." - You can't trust too much, H.

Sometimes it's in the face.

No, we save the world.

Together, only with our instincts and anti-matter weapons.

That's what they say.

H, can you tell me one more time,

How did you destroy the hive?

Three years ago, Big T and I faced the hive,

with nothing but our instincts and anti-matter weapons.

Yes, but how did you do it?

What are you doing?

I'm just curious, how did you do it?

- I just said. - Just not.

I've told you a few times ...

T and I face the hive with our instincts

and anti-matter weapons ...

I'm repeating myself, no?

- All the time. - Every word.

- What I'm not remembering. - H,

I don't think they beat the hive that night.

I think you were neuralized.

Came to say goodbye,

and brought the lovely M.

A great historical event this one.

Eiffel, discovered the wormhole.

Portals to other civilizations.

The first alien immigration.

And we made history here too, didn't it H?

Only with our intuition and anti-matter weapons ...

Not!

We did not do it.

The hive is not the most powerful weapon in the galaxy.

His goal was to have both.

I was buying time to give it to them.

My dear boy, you have always been the smartest.

But ... There is no way to stop that.

Like the weapon out of the way, this planet is doomed.

Starting with that.

Get away from the controls!

You neurized me.

Made me a hero, the guy who saved the world.

Created a lie to sell another.

I wanted it!

You were there!

You have always been like a son to me.

H!

Like a son!

- This is no longer the tee! - Always like a son

for him!

Shoot, shoot!

My queen!

I'm going!

What we do?

Help me bring him back. I know he is still there.

Hey Hey!

I know it's there!

It's me, H!

Remember, you wanted me to take your place.

M!

The truth of the universe.

I want to know everything!

The universe is a path that leads to your destiny.

When you should be there.

My queen!

I don't need another queen.

Said I was like a son to you!

You were like a father to me!

H?

Just in time, in the right place!

Pawny?

- Yes? "It served your queen well."

Thank you my lady!

It was an honor!

So is it hard as they say?

In a word, yes!

They didn't screw it up!

- No ma'am! - Good...

Being honest, there were some moments that ...

- Let's spare the sincerity! - Okay, we don't spoil it!

Said there was a problem in London, you know.

I had been suspicious of London Headquarters for a while.

I never understood the reason.

T lived by this organization, was one of the best, he will do ...

Lack!

Welcome to the circus, Agent M.

It is no longer under evaluation.

Look that. Looks like my work is over here.

- But you are! - As well?

In evaluation. For leader in the London branch.

What? In evaluation for leader?

It looks like I'm being promoted and demoted at the same time.

Do not think like that.

Many years ago, before all that,

T commented to me about a young field agent

very promising, with certain leadership qualities.

Was he wrong about you?

No. I just thought there are

other agents with more experience.

It is true.

But it has full support from the Senior team,

and also Agent C.

Really?

Will you accept?

- Yes, great.

I will talk to my superiors.

Need to get your stuff

and perform at MIB New York on Monday.

New York?

Thank you, Agent O.

Congratulations, intern.

Congratulations to you too.

You must want to talk to your agents.

Come with me.

I wonder how everything works?

Now you know it.

It is like...

You must have figured it out, Agent M.

There is a price.

What are you doing there?

I had to sort things out before I got back.

Like steal my car?

No. Like, drive it.

At least it's on the right side.

- I learn fast. - Can you take me to London?

Here we go.

My God. I didn't need this one.

Can you use that thing that makes me forget?

- What are you doing here? - Get used to it, man.

- I'm your new nanny. - My new what?

- New babysitter. - Orders from the queen.

She said your chance of surviving without me is zero.

I didn't say that ... just like that.

She said almost zero. I rounded to zero

Because that's what I think.

Consider a parting gift.

Which is. I saved the world.

You didn't see why you were being beaten.

- I have a choice? - Not.

That! This is how you talk.

- Where is the red button? - It's right here.

That's why I don't like you.

Loved this option.

This machine is very complicated. You need to be careful.

I got it. I trust my instinct.