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You either need to break up with
Raj or take him off your team.
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I'm gonna miss working with you so much.
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And, hey, I don't want
you to worry about Evan.
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If he ever crossed a line,
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trust that I would
shoot it down right away.
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So, I was wondering if you would
like to get a drink with me sometime.
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To talk next steps on the app.
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- Sure. When?
- How about now?
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- Oh, my God, we loved your set!
- Yeah, you're hysterical.
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Look, I don't have to go
to the queer comedy night.
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Yes, you do.
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So, you're not breaking up with me?
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No.
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'Cause I'm falling in love with you.
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I haven't had the chance to thank you
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for making her dress. It's stunning.
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This is Callie.
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She's our new research assistant.
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Oh, good.
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You served a demand letter?
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That's what you said we do.
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We, as in one of the licensed lawyers.
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I don't expect you to invite me
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to every party at The Coterie.
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Because I didn't want
to flaunt my choice
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in front of Gael at his sister's party.
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So, I'm your choice?
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- Yes.
- In that case,
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all is forgiven.
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Oh. Oh, my God. Look at that jacket.
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It is a travesty that a cow had to die
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for you to look almost all right.
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Ooh!
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So, the next steps on the app.
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I wanted to talk to you
about something personal.
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What kind of law do you practice?
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But this remodel has been so stressful.
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I really need a vacation.
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♪ Good Trouble 2x05 ♪
Happy Heckling
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Why do you have to go
back to the Blue Team?
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They never replaced me.
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Did you mean to write "pubic static"?
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- It should be "public".
- No, no, no. Public.
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- Public.
- It's what...
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Ah! Look who's back from the vaganerian.
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How did the neutering go?
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Is it itchy? Do you
need a cone of shame?
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The least she could have done
is let him keep his balls.
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Right? Like in a jar or something.
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- I feel so bad.
- It's okay.
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I'll survive.
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Hey, so what happened with Raj?
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Well, you know what to say.
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Well, the plan was always...
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for me to work on the
back end and once...
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the beta test was successful,
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- bring Claire in...
- to work on the front end.
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- Mm.
- So, she just wanted you for your back end.
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Baby got back... end.
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But clearly, the front
was not impressive.
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No, I'm not impressed, at all.
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What was that for?
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For being amazing.
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So, uh, how late did you
end up working last night?
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Not that late.
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So, next steps on the app.
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Actually, that's not why I asked you
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to have drinks with me.
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I wanted to talk to you
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about something more personal.
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Oh.
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I wanted to talk to you about...
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dating.
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All these student loan lenders
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are predatory, if you ask me.
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And what about the colleges?
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Tuition has doubled over
the past three decades.
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But salaries haven't.
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Which is why I can't
afford to go to grad school.
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I still owe $65,000 as it is.
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But hopefully, I'll find a rich husband.
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Sixty-five K? Oof. Mine is half that.
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What's a law degree
setting you back these days?
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- You don't want to know.
- Come on, Marcus.
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We're all friends here.
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One-ten-ish?
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- Wow.
- Yikes.
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And that was a couple of years ago.
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What about you? What are you carrying?
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Or did you have your college paid for?
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Like, he thinks
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I'm some entitled rich girl
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who's never had to work for anything.
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- He doesn't know me.
- So, set him straight.
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No, I shouldn't have to play
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the foster kid card just to
get him to stop judging me.
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Actually, I was a foster kid.
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And when I eventually
met my biological father,
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he insisted on setting up
a college fund for me. So...
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Well, I think that's great!
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Yeah, you're fortunate
to start your career
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with such a big leg up.
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I'm sure once you actually pass the bar,
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you'll have lots of opportunities.
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Do you know who else didn't
pass the bar the first time?
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Jerry Brown, Michelle Obama,
Hillary Clinton, and FDR.
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They all ended up having
pretty solid careers.
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I can't believe I was so full of myself.
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Quitting my clerkship,
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thinking I was going to
get a job at the ACLU.
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Now I'm a research assistant,
making half of what I was.
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Meanwhile, Mariana's stuck
paying two-thirds of our rent,
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and she has her own
student loans to pay.
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♪ Been lost, been found ♪
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- ♪ Bound with temptation ♪
- _
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I haven't gotten the job yet.
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- I'm pretty sure I'm going to get it.
- _
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♪ I've been uptight, you got me right ♪
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♪ I'm back into my groove ♪
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♪ Keep it pumping give me something ♪
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♪ That I could get used to... ♪
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I could always help out.
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No. No. No, no, no.
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So, that's a no?
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No, you have always been
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beyond supportive of me.
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In fact,
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what can I do for you, for once?
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Besides... get naked?
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You can come with me to this
partner's event this weekend.
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I'm one of the only
junior lawyers invited.
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- It's kind of a big deal.
- I'm there.
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Nice.
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- Wait, when is it?
- Saturday.
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This Saturday?
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Don't forget we're working Saturday.
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We work one a month for clients
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who can't get here during the week.
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- All of us?
- Yes. All of us.
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Knock, knock.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
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What do you think? This one or this one?
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Uh, I like the leather jacket.
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Yeah, I could use the extra body armor.
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Where are you going?
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The comedy club.
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Check out some acts. "Make connections".
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Uh, do you want to come?
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- Oh, no, thanks.
- Great.
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Um, actually, I was gonna ask
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if there may be some odd
jobs I could do around here
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for maybe a little break on rent.
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Money's kind of tight and all.
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Um...
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Well, okay, just...
I'll leave you to it.
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Just call me if you need anything.
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I think this is more awkward for her.
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It doesn't have to be awkward.
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No, I know.
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I really appreciate you letting me help.
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Yeah. Well, we know
we work well together.
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So, just,
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uh, let me know what I need to do.
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Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Yo, you came!
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Where's your partner?
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Joey. They had to work.
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I got a spot. I'm going up tonight.
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Yes! Oh, my gosh.
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It's, like, crazy hard
to go up at this club,
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especially if you're new.
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So, who did you sleep with this time?
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Okay, hunty.
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I only did that once by the way.
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- You be judging.
- I do be judging.
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- Wait, is that Lindsay Brady?
- Where?
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Oh, my God!
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What is she doing here?
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"They", they just changed their pronoun.
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There's a lot of that going around.
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Which I fully support.
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It's just tough to remember.
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Life is so hard as a white woman.
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Maybe they're workshopping
some new material.
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Well, I'm, like, their number one stan.
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I've been trying forever to get them
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to follow me back on Insta.
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Oh, my God, not happening.
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They're very stingy with their follows.
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Maybe if they hang out
after, we can meet them?
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- I mean...
- Shh, shh.
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Be cool.
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- Wow.
- Let's get a good seat.
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So, you want to feather the paint on,
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just like this.
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Perfect.
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How's it going with Elijah?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, you're seeing
him again, aren't you?
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So, this is my assistant Naveen,
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and this is Gael.
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- Hey.
- What's up, dude?
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All right.
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So, the sewing tables
will be in the back.
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And out here,
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we'll have our new
collection on display,
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along with a small boutique.
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It's a great space.
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What... What? What is this?
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This is just a thank-you
for Jazmin's dress.
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_
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- You framed this?
- Uh... yeah.
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- Y-you're welcome?
- It's just...
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A great review
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that you should be proud
of and hang it up in here.
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Thank you.
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Look at you all low-key, humble.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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If I got a review like that,
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it would be a hell of a big deal for me.
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I hope you're not still stressing
about that Times review.
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Oh, you read that, huh?
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It's bullshit. Don't take it to heart.
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Uh, so, lunch?
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You want to get lunch?
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A guy's got to eat.
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You could eat without me.
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I could also do this without you.
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But it wouldn't be as fun.
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We're hanging out.
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How are you and Jamie?
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So, I know this isn't
exactly your scene.
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No, country club cocktail
parties are my favorite.
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Just don't leave me alone with the wives.
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How white is your firm?
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- They're working on that.
- Mm. And conservative?
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Aah, don't worry. They're
not all Trump supporters.
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Well, as long as you're
not a registered Republican.
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- Are you?
- Hey! There he is!
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Hey!
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And who is this lovely lady?
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This is my girlfriend, Callie.
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This is Garrett, my boss.
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Hi! Lovely to meet you.
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The pleasure is mine. She's a beauty.
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Yeah, she's a lawyer as well.
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Re-really? Uh, where do you work?
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Legal Aid.
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Oh. Good for you.
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I want you to meet my wife.
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Uh, Cynthia, you remember Jamie?
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- Of course.
- It's good to see you again.
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And, hon, this is Jamie's
girlfriend, Callie.
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Will you introduce her
to the other ladies,
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while I steal him to meet
the New York partners?
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Mm-hmm.
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Ugh, these things are boring
as hell. Let's get you a drink.
259
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,421
Yes.
260
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,549
Oh, It's beautiful.
261
00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:20,899
Oh, it's just lovely.
262
00:12:20,924 --> 00:12:22,267
It's such a great day.
Is champagne okay?
263
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,011
- Yes, thank you.
- Great
264
00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:26,214
- Thank you.
- Oh, I know.
265
00:12:26,239 --> 00:12:28,550
It's a nightmare, we
did all our bathrooms.
266
00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:30,441
But once it's done, we'll be so happy.
267
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:33,124
Ladies, this is Callie.
She's young Jamie's date.
268
00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:34,873
Oh, we love young Jamie.
269
00:12:34,898 --> 00:12:36,817
Old Jamie, not so much.
270
00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:38,442
I didn't know there was an old Jamie.
271
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,727
- He's a close talker.
- Like Joe Biden.
272
00:12:42,548 --> 00:12:44,056
So, Callie, what do you do?
273
00:12:44,058 --> 00:12:45,246
I'm a lawyer.
274
00:12:45,271 --> 00:12:47,041
- Oh.
- Oh, Heather and I went to law school.
275
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,223
It's where I met my husband.
276
00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:49,731
Oh, where do you work?
277
00:12:49,756 --> 00:12:51,981
Oh, I haven't for years.
278
00:12:52,006 --> 00:12:53,314
Oh, and I never did.
279
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,463
Love law school, hate the law.
280
00:12:54,487 --> 00:12:55,715
Well, it's hard to work
when you have kids.
281
00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:58,549
Personally, I love being
a stay-at-home mom.
282
00:12:58,574 --> 00:13:00,717
It's really the best
decision I ever made.
283
00:13:00,742 --> 00:13:02,675
Especially with a full-time nanny.
284
00:13:09,348 --> 00:13:11,135
Callie?
285
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:12,877
I heard you called in sick.
286
00:13:13,182 --> 00:13:14,742
I guess you must be feeling better.
287
00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:22,039
So I'm from Arizona.
Yeah, no, I... it's not a choice.
288
00:13:22,064 --> 00:13:25,083
I was born this way.
289
00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:26,327
It's a tough place to be from.
290
00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:27,570
You know, it took us ten years
291
00:13:27,595 --> 00:13:29,481
to recognize the MLK Holiday.
292
00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:33,511
For sure. You know what
they say about Arizona,
293
00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:34,553
it's a dry hate.
294
00:13:36,788 --> 00:13:38,305
I mean, we've got the Grand Canyon.
295
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,727
You know? Got that going for us.
296
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,399
I made it. It was all me.
297
00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:43,800
Just me, Phillips-head screwdriver,
298
00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:45,258
and a ton of angst.
299
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,728
I spent a lot of time on that.
300
00:13:46,752 --> 00:13:49,042
You're so genius! So smart.
301
00:13:49,067 --> 00:13:51,251
I like to think so. Uh, let's see.
302
00:13:51,276 --> 00:13:53,330
So, Facebook has been bleeding users.
303
00:13:53,355 --> 00:13:55,569
Like, 15 million people
have left the website.
304
00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:56,835
I mean, I finally cut the cord.
305
00:13:58,795 --> 00:14:01,296
Yes, I'm a true hero. Absolutely.
306
00:14:01,321 --> 00:14:04,313
Being on Facebook these days is
like going to an abandoned mall.
307
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,136
It's a retail apocalypse, you know.
308
00:14:07,161 --> 00:14:09,204
You're wandering around
and there's that chick
309
00:14:09,229 --> 00:14:11,987
from high school trying
to sell you a candle.
310
00:14:12,012 --> 00:14:14,437
Candles. Like lavender!
311
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,722
I mean, your parents are there.
312
00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,463
You know, that whole thing.
313
00:14:17,488 --> 00:14:19,346
So true!
314
00:14:19,371 --> 00:14:22,398
Mom and Dad are
always liking your photos.
315
00:14:22,423 --> 00:14:24,063
You...
316
00:14:25,924 --> 00:14:27,285
You know, I can hear you, right?
317
00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:29,993
Like, this isn't a TV show.
Like, I'm actually here.
318
00:14:30,018 --> 00:14:32,250
Did your mom not teach you
how to use your inside voice?
319
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,539
- Oh!
- No.
320
00:14:33,564 --> 00:14:35,549
I mean, we kind of
had a language barrier.
321
00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,466
So, you know,
322
00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:38,855
I'm Chinese.
323
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,615
All right. Could we get a
light on this individual?
324
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:42,800
What's happening over here?
325
00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:49,481
Oh, my God. You talk
more than my Coche driver.
326
00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:52,282
Wait. are you my Coche driver?
327
00:14:53,424 --> 00:14:56,885
This is why I gave this person two stars.
328
00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:59,321
Oh, my God, look at that leather jacket.
329
00:14:59,602 --> 00:15:01,984
I am sad that a cow had to die
330
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,086
for you to look almost all right.
331
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:07,878
You are literally why I'm vegan.
332
00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:10,889
I would rather eat a
cashew cheese quesadilla
333
00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:12,405
than look at that jacket.
334
00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:15,074
It's terrible. Is that jacket
made out of nut cheese.
335
00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:18,559
You know. Has that
kind of a sheen to it.
336
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,858
Did the '80s call you
on a landline and ask
337
00:15:20,883 --> 00:15:22,923
for Andrew Dice Clay's whole thing back?
338
00:15:23,595 --> 00:15:25,654
Did the '90s follow up with a fax
339
00:15:25,679 --> 00:15:27,879
and ask for George
Michael's entire thing back?
340
00:15:28,874 --> 00:15:31,200
So, there is this blogger
341
00:15:31,225 --> 00:15:33,325
who I guess a lot of people follow,
342
00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:35,401
and he did a great piece on Elijah,
343
00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:38,593
and he sent the guy a link to my Insta
344
00:15:39,359 --> 00:15:41,214
and I guess now he wants to interview me
345
00:15:41,238 --> 00:15:43,204
and see my work in person.
346
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:45,515
That's great.
347
00:15:46,257 --> 00:15:47,824
I don't think I'm going to do it.
348
00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:51,593
No, you can't let one
bad review shut you down.
349
00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:54,464
I'm just not confident
in the work that I have,
350
00:15:55,803 --> 00:15:58,183
and I wish I could have shown him the...
351
00:15:58,908 --> 00:16:00,108
the piece that I sold.
352
00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:04,025
You sure it looks good there?
353
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,090
Yeah, it looks great.
354
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,832
Well, you could always
make another piece like it,
355
00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,270
as part of a series.
356
00:16:12,957 --> 00:16:14,048
Yeah.
357
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,885
Bottom line, you can't let
358
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:18,183
what anyone thinks of
you mess with your head.
359
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,560
All that matters is
360
00:16:19,585 --> 00:16:21,825
what you think of
yourself and your work.
361
00:16:23,134 --> 00:16:24,657
The only way the world
will believe in you
362
00:16:24,681 --> 00:16:26,541
is if you believe in yourself.
363
00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:34,865
I wasn't feeling well,
but I had forgotten
364
00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:37,024
I had promised my boyfriend
I'd come to this work thing,
365
00:16:37,048 --> 00:16:38,450
- so I rallied.
- Thank you.
366
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,768
Well, I would love to meet him.
Which one is he?
367
00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:42,878
Uh, he's over there in the blue suit.
368
00:16:43,659 --> 00:16:45,128
That white guy in the blue suit
369
00:16:45,153 --> 00:16:47,817
or one of the other five
white guys in blue suits?
370
00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:51,238
Look, I know you think I'm entitled,
371
00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:53,327
but this is not my world.
372
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,975
Well, you blend in pretty well.
373
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,244
- Marcus!
- Hey.
374
00:16:56,269 --> 00:16:57,627
Ah, I see you've met, uh...
375
00:16:57,652 --> 00:16:59,044
- Callie.
- Right.
376
00:16:59,046 --> 00:17:01,526
She's also a lawyer with Legal Aid.
Do you two know each other?
377
00:17:03,277 --> 00:17:05,560
- Yes, we do.
- Ah!
378
00:17:06,394 --> 00:17:08,448
Callie, I apologize for
doing this to you again,
379
00:17:08,473 --> 00:17:09,684
but I need to steal Marcus.
380
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:12,029
There are some people he needs
to meet. Will you excuse us?
381
00:17:26,224 --> 00:17:28,632
We got you a welcome back gift.
382
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:39,023
They're for ball-busting stress relief.
383
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:46,044
Well, uh, we just figured,
since Mariana cut off yours.
384
00:17:47,646 --> 00:17:50,279
You, you squish them
when you're stressed.
385
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:53,186
Just give them, uh, give them a fondle.
386
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:54,947
- Pluck the hairs out...
- I get it!
387
00:17:55,278 --> 00:17:56,875
So, do we want to list
388
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,292
the grievance committee
suggestions based on importance?
389
00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:00,452
Aren't they all important?
390
00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,331
Well, I think a salary laddering plan
391
00:18:02,355 --> 00:18:04,716
is a little more important than
free tampons in the women's room?
392
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,300
That depends how heavy your flow is.
393
00:18:08,349 --> 00:18:10,669
Hey! How's Raj doing now that
he's back on the Blue Team?
394
00:18:11,805 --> 00:18:14,105
Um, I'm pretty sure he's miserable,
395
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,698
but he wouldn't tell me, just because
396
00:18:15,723 --> 00:18:17,835
it would make me feel
worse than I already do.
397
00:18:18,129 --> 00:18:19,295
And 'cause he's that great.
398
00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:21,080
- Aw.
- I need a Raj.
399
00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:23,409
- Right?
- Well, I need a raise.
400
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:24,954
So, let's get back to it.
401
00:18:33,872 --> 00:18:35,106
What?
402
00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:39,528
What?
403
00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:44,125
Uh, guys, you're gonna
want to look at your phones.
404
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,035
Oh, I knew it!
405
00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:00,828
All that feminist BS, and
she is just honeypotting
406
00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:02,711
her way up the ladder.
407
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,566
Oh, I bet she gives great Act-ivism
408
00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:08,908
with that big mouth of hers.
409
00:19:11,453 --> 00:19:12,553
Don't fight!
410
00:19:14,409 --> 00:19:17,266
Dude, my Legos. Come on.
411
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,034
Stop.
412
00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:32,164
Okay, look, I ran into Evan
in the elevator after work,
413
00:19:32,189 --> 00:19:33,843
and he asked me to grab
a drink with him to talk
414
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:35,627
about my app, and that's it!
415
00:19:36,853 --> 00:19:40,297
I wanted to talk to you about... dating.
416
00:19:40,956 --> 00:19:42,796
You want to talk about dating?
417
00:19:43,512 --> 00:19:46,406
Yes. Uh, what do you think about it?
418
00:19:46,431 --> 00:19:48,887
You don't even need
to explain yourselves.
419
00:19:48,912 --> 00:19:51,397
Why can't a woman just
have a drink with her boss
420
00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:53,182
without everyone jumping to conclusions?
421
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:54,865
U-us dating?
422
00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:56,129
Oh, no.
423
00:19:56,957 --> 00:19:58,815
Not us dating.
424
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,356
Uh, dating, in general.
425
00:20:01,381 --> 00:20:03,299
Well, have you ever tried a dating app?
426
00:20:03,324 --> 00:20:05,684
I'm not very sure how
to describe myself.
427
00:20:06,419 --> 00:20:09,559
What do you think if I help
you set up your profile?
428
00:20:10,307 --> 00:20:12,168
- You'd do that?
- Yeah, of course.
429
00:20:12,193 --> 00:20:15,486
Because we have to be above
reproach to be taken seriously.
430
00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:16,911
That's totally sexist.
431
00:20:16,936 --> 00:20:18,637
If Evan had a drink
with a guy from work,
432
00:20:18,662 --> 00:20:19,902
no one would care.
433
00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:24,433
My whole life I've had trouble
connecting with people.
434
00:20:25,816 --> 00:20:28,093
When I was a kid, they
called it Asperger's,
435
00:20:28,118 --> 00:20:30,558
but now they just say
I'm on the spectrum.
436
00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:35,915
I don't always pick up
social cues or... humor,
437
00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:38,686
why people like to talk on the phone...
438
00:20:39,819 --> 00:20:40,868
things of that nature.
439
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,613
I'm not even sure there's
someone out there for me.
440
00:20:47,363 --> 00:20:49,443
No, of course there's
someone out there for you.
441
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,687
Which begs the big question:
442
00:20:56,712 --> 00:20:58,754
who did care enough to
send the photo to everyone?
443
00:20:59,185 --> 00:21:00,418
Everyone?
444
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:02,661
They sent it on the company Slack.
445
00:21:05,026 --> 00:21:06,485
Where's Raj?
446
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:08,610
W-well, after we broke up the fight,
447
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,271
and by we, I mean other people,
448
00:21:10,296 --> 00:21:12,047
and by other people, I mean Evan,
449
00:21:12,318 --> 00:21:15,602
um, they, they took Alex and Raj to the,
450
00:21:15,627 --> 00:21:17,167
- to the office.
- Fight?
451
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,508
It's completely unacceptable
452
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,136
to have people coming to blows at work.
453
00:21:20,872 --> 00:21:22,112
Who started it?
454
00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,926
Uh, we both started it.
455
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,000
- Over what?
- Politics.
456
00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:32,481
We should have never
gotten into a discussion
457
00:21:32,506 --> 00:21:34,584
on how to make America great again.
458
00:21:35,092 --> 00:21:37,212
Uh, I'll tell you my pitch: flash mobs.
459
00:21:40,769 --> 00:21:42,672
Well, if we can agree to disagree,
460
00:21:42,697 --> 00:21:45,577
why don't you two take the rest
of the day off to cool down.
461
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,425
Really, Evan?
462
00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,950
No consequences?
463
00:21:59,975 --> 00:22:02,375
They're two of our best engineers.
464
00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:05,154
Fine.
465
00:22:05,179 --> 00:22:06,555
Your decision.
466
00:22:06,918 --> 00:22:09,738
But what about this photo
of you and Mariana?
467
00:22:10,308 --> 00:22:12,588
Just two coworkers
having a drink after work.
468
00:22:12,613 --> 00:22:14,484
It's not two coworkers.
469
00:22:14,509 --> 00:22:15,834
You are her boss
470
00:22:15,859 --> 00:22:17,442
and the CEO of this company,
471
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:20,105
and we cannot afford to
have another Amanda situat...
472
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:24,057
Angela, I'm well aware of
my position at my company!
473
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,402
And I do not want another
Amanda situation either.
474
00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:36,968
I was so humiliated.
475
00:22:36,993 --> 00:22:38,371
I mean, I didn't even pay my tab.
476
00:22:38,396 --> 00:22:40,325
I've never dined and dashed in my life.
477
00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:41,681
I mean, I left my credit card there,
478
00:22:41,705 --> 00:22:43,234
so hopefully I won't get in trouble.
479
00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:45,409
Crap, that means I have
to go back and get it.
480
00:22:45,434 --> 00:22:47,508
You know what? Just forget it.
I'm just going to cancel it
481
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,561
and order a new one.
482
00:22:48,586 --> 00:22:51,883
Okay, listen, I'm sorry
Lindsay dragged you like that.
483
00:22:51,908 --> 00:22:55,310
Honestly, I'm not surprised.
They're not a nice person.
484
00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:56,726
Do you know them?
485
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,865
Yeah, we have... history.
486
00:22:59,582 --> 00:23:00,873
Not like that.
487
00:23:00,898 --> 00:23:03,890
I dated their ex who I really liked,
488
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:07,000
and as soon as Lindsay found out
she was happy with someone else,
489
00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:08,524
they wanted her back.
490
00:23:08,549 --> 00:23:11,291
So Jenny broke up with me
to get back with Lindsay.
491
00:23:11,316 --> 00:23:12,999
And after a couple weeks,
492
00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:15,833
Lindsay got bored and dumped her, again.
493
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,682
Did Jenny try to get back with you?
494
00:23:17,707 --> 00:23:19,870
Yeah, but once the trust is broken,
495
00:23:19,895 --> 00:23:22,032
there's no going back for me.
496
00:23:22,057 --> 00:23:24,557
Lindsay has broken up
a bunch of relationships
497
00:23:24,582 --> 00:23:28,076
just to get whatever "it" girl
they happen to want at the moment.
498
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:30,649
I'm sorry.
499
00:23:30,945 --> 00:23:34,463
Yeah, it sucked, but... I'm over it.
500
00:23:34,721 --> 00:23:36,071
Well, I'm ruined.
501
00:23:36,096 --> 00:23:38,399
I can't show my face at
any comedy club ever again.
502
00:23:38,424 --> 00:23:39,697
How can you be ruined?
503
00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:41,136
You haven't even gotten up on stage.
504
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,720
And who knows if I ever will.
505
00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:44,622
Apparently, it's really
hard to get a spot
506
00:23:44,647 --> 00:23:46,083
when you're new and
you don't know anyone.
507
00:23:46,107 --> 00:23:48,711
Well, that's why you have to
go back and make connections.
508
00:23:49,123 --> 00:23:51,385
Don't let some mean
girl get in your way.
509
00:23:51,410 --> 00:23:54,015
- Mean person.
- Oh, sorry. Right.
510
00:23:54,706 --> 00:23:57,291
Yeah, you're right.
511
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,445
Move out the way, toe rag! Skrt-skrt!
512
00:24:00,841 --> 00:24:02,316
Toe rag?
513
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,925
It's really hard to come up
with gender-neutral disses.
514
00:24:06,031 --> 00:24:07,711
- Is it too much?
- I...
515
00:24:16,251 --> 00:24:17,384
Hey!
516
00:24:17,682 --> 00:24:19,475
- Can we talk?
- Here?
517
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,044
I guess you're not worried
people might think
518
00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:22,668
you're sleeping with me anymore.
519
00:24:22,858 --> 00:24:25,451
- Please, I can explain.
- I'm sure you can.
520
00:24:25,778 --> 00:24:27,578
You're the best con artist I know.
521
00:24:37,135 --> 00:24:39,162
Um, excuse me!
522
00:24:43,128 --> 00:24:45,008
Can I have everyone's attention?
523
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,547
Which I obviously already do.
524
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:53,050
Not that it's anyone's business,
but I am not seeing Evan.
525
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,347
- I'm seeing Raj.
- I knew it!
526
00:24:58,069 --> 00:24:59,713
Yeah, yeah, I knew it.
527
00:25:00,562 --> 00:25:01,887
In fact, he's my boyfriend.
528
00:25:01,912 --> 00:25:05,000
So, if you want to talk about
something, talk about that!
529
00:25:39,475 --> 00:25:42,108
Maybe I should just give up the law,
530
00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:43,884
try and be an artist again.
531
00:25:45,187 --> 00:25:48,725
Do you ever regret
giving up art for law?
532
00:25:52,595 --> 00:25:54,515
I regret a lot of things.
533
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,142
My boyfriend said I was a lawyer,
534
00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:20,251
and his boss asked where
I worked so I told him,
535
00:26:20,276 --> 00:26:24,237
but I never said I was a lawyer
practicing law at Legal Aid.
536
00:26:24,369 --> 00:26:26,317
You don't have to
explain yourself to me.
537
00:26:26,341 --> 00:26:27,699
Really?
538
00:26:27,724 --> 00:26:30,084
Because you seem to make a
lot of assumptions about me.
539
00:26:30,514 --> 00:26:31,605
Actually, why are you here?
540
00:26:31,630 --> 00:26:34,223
Are you looking for a
new job in an elite firm?
541
00:26:34,248 --> 00:26:36,695
I am here to pick the
pockets of a rich law firm.
542
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,538
Get them to atone for the
sins of their corporate clients
543
00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:41,883
by doing pro bono work
on behalf of some of ours.
544
00:26:43,850 --> 00:26:45,601
Well, maybe I could help with that?
545
00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:47,877
Raising money for Legal
Aid is not your job,
546
00:26:47,902 --> 00:26:50,452
but I would still like
to meet your boyfriend.
547
00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:51,996
So you can judge him too?
548
00:26:53,788 --> 00:26:57,508
Look, I know I made a mistake
writing that demand letter,
549
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,216
and I have apologized...
550
00:26:59,895 --> 00:27:01,363
but I have a hard time believing
551
00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:03,015
that that's all you have against me.
552
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,955
What I think about you doesn't matter.
553
00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:07,201
The only thing that matters
is what you think of yourself.
554
00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:08,649
That you know who you are.
555
00:27:10,448 --> 00:27:11,525
I learned the hard way.
556
00:27:11,549 --> 00:27:13,273
If you want the world to believe in you,
557
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,651
you have to believe in yourself.
558
00:27:14,852 --> 00:27:16,938
The only way the world's
going to believe in you
559
00:27:16,962 --> 00:27:18,822
is if you believe in yourself.
560
00:27:21,346 --> 00:27:22,346
I'll see you on Monday.
561
00:27:23,565 --> 00:27:25,569
And don't worry, I won't tell anyone
562
00:27:25,594 --> 00:27:26,794
about running into you today.
563
00:27:36,890 --> 00:27:40,623
I told you I know where
Angela keeps her medicine.
564
00:27:41,834 --> 00:27:43,512
Well, we could have met at a bar.
565
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:46,437
Yeah, why pay when we
can drink here for free?
566
00:27:47,174 --> 00:27:49,614
Why didn't you tell Angela
I threw the first punch?
567
00:27:51,661 --> 00:27:54,720
'Cause we used to be best friends.
568
00:27:56,872 --> 00:27:59,559
Until Mariana showed
up and you chose her.
569
00:27:59,826 --> 00:28:02,706
I chose not to be a massive asshole.
570
00:28:03,316 --> 00:28:04,316
Whatev.
571
00:28:06,181 --> 00:28:08,881
The team isn't the same without you.
572
00:28:11,270 --> 00:28:12,704
You have Sam.
573
00:28:12,729 --> 00:28:14,786
Sam is an idiot.
574
00:28:16,943 --> 00:28:20,302
He's a decent third, but
he's not Spock material.
575
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:24,780
Alex, you being Kirk is
wildly presumptuous, all right?
576
00:28:24,805 --> 00:28:27,805
The Federation wouldn't pick
someone without a logical...
577
00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:29,529
All right... All right, you know what?
578
00:28:29,553 --> 00:28:31,803
I can't be your Spock,
anyway, if you continue
579
00:28:31,828 --> 00:28:34,228
to be a racist, sexist dick.
580
00:28:35,106 --> 00:28:36,756
Oh, my God, they're just jokes.
581
00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:39,265
Jokes... hurt.
582
00:28:41,436 --> 00:28:43,070
Well, you know what hurts?
583
00:28:43,095 --> 00:28:45,653
My jaw, where you punched me.
584
00:28:51,423 --> 00:28:52,723
_
585
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,600
So, are you, like, in love with her?
586
00:29:01,975 --> 00:29:03,257
Look, I get it.
587
00:29:03,259 --> 00:29:04,259
She's hot,
588
00:29:04,863 --> 00:29:07,403
and she told everyone
you're her boyfriend.
589
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:10,164
That's, that's... Woo!
590
00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:13,864
That is extremely brave
for anyone to admit.
591
00:29:16,699 --> 00:29:19,016
See? Jokes.
592
00:29:23,191 --> 00:29:25,591
You really don't think
I'm Kirk material?
593
00:29:31,388 --> 00:29:35,888
_
594
00:29:35,913 --> 00:29:40,413
_
595
00:29:43,127 --> 00:29:44,563
Okay. So...
596
00:29:44,587 --> 00:29:48,522
... First question: What is
your idea of a romantic date?
597
00:29:48,817 --> 00:29:50,017
Romantic date?
598
00:29:51,044 --> 00:29:53,484
In movies, women enjoy
walking on the sand.
599
00:29:56,384 --> 00:30:00,344
Okay, walks on the beach.
600
00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:01,953
Would you mind not telling anyone
601
00:30:01,978 --> 00:30:03,381
that you're helping me do this?
602
00:30:03,996 --> 00:30:04,996
Yeah, of course.
603
00:30:06,710 --> 00:30:08,750
I thought that was you two.
604
00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:12,697
Who all here has Josh tried to kiss?
605
00:30:14,035 --> 00:30:16,155
I-I just wanted to say hello.
606
00:30:16,179 --> 00:30:18,095
This is a smear campaign.
607
00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:20,932
Hello. How are you, Josh?
608
00:30:20,957 --> 00:30:22,924
Great. Great! I...
609
00:30:23,566 --> 00:30:25,926
got another job at a different startup.
610
00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:28,273
Better pay. Better hours.
611
00:30:28,308 --> 00:30:31,343
Less, um, less headaches.
612
00:30:32,837 --> 00:30:34,696
Yeah, but hey, you know,
613
00:30:34,721 --> 00:30:37,261
I wish Speckulate all
the luck in the world.
614
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,194
No hard feelings.
615
00:30:40,196 --> 00:30:41,436
No hard feelings.
616
00:30:42,815 --> 00:30:44,335
Okay. Well, see you around.
617
00:30:48,755 --> 00:30:49,855
That was sus.
618
00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:54,580
Suspect.
619
00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:56,745
Ah. Why do you say that?
620
00:30:57,915 --> 00:30:59,357
Well, you fired him.
621
00:30:59,644 --> 00:31:01,795
You really don't think
he's holding a grudge?
622
00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:02,899
Oh.
623
00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:05,437
That is sus.
624
00:31:27,155 --> 00:31:29,205
Did the '90s follow up with a fax
625
00:31:29,230 --> 00:31:31,430
and ask for George
Michael's entire thing back?
626
00:31:42,076 --> 00:31:43,576
Oh, it's you.
627
00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:49,880
Look, I'm sorry I tore
into you last night,
628
00:31:49,905 --> 00:31:51,592
but, you know, even a happy heckler
629
00:31:51,617 --> 00:31:52,720
can mess up a comedian's set.
630
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:53,978
It's all about timing.
631
00:31:54,003 --> 00:31:56,171
Right. I, I totally understand.
632
00:31:56,196 --> 00:31:57,396
Uh, my bad.
633
00:31:59,298 --> 00:32:00,458
But you are funny.
634
00:32:01,136 --> 00:32:02,656
- I am?
- Yeah.
635
00:32:04,102 --> 00:32:06,331
Hey, Alice, Lindsay's here.
636
00:32:06,356 --> 00:32:07,646
They're here. They're...
637
00:32:07,671 --> 00:32:09,380
uh, here.
638
00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:11,655
- Hey.
- Hey.
639
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,449
I was just telling
your friend she's funny.
640
00:32:13,511 --> 00:32:15,165
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. She's a stand-up.
641
00:32:15,189 --> 00:32:16,333
- So are, so are we.
- Oh.
642
00:32:16,357 --> 00:32:18,741
I haven't technically stood up, yet.
643
00:32:18,766 --> 00:32:21,335
Well, she does hilarious
bits on Insta, though.
644
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,360
- You should check her out.
- All right.
645
00:32:23,385 --> 00:32:26,349
Hey, do you think that
we could get a picture?
646
00:32:26,526 --> 00:32:27,909
Sure.
647
00:32:27,934 --> 00:32:29,359
Let's do this.
648
00:32:29,384 --> 00:32:31,877
- Ooh! Uh!
- Hey, can you take a picture of us?
649
00:32:31,902 --> 00:32:33,922
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Love it.
650
00:32:33,947 --> 00:32:35,404
Okay, guys.
651
00:32:35,836 --> 00:32:36,836
Smile.
652
00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:39,615
Okay, so don't screw up my set tonight.
653
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,452
I won't. Thanks!
654
00:32:41,477 --> 00:32:43,427
- Bye!
- She won't!
655
00:32:43,452 --> 00:32:45,132
Lindsay Brady. Lindsay Brady!
656
00:32:45,754 --> 00:32:47,540
That was Lindsay Brady!
657
00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:49,057
Oh, my gosh, look!
658
00:32:49,082 --> 00:32:50,602
Oh, my gosh, I look good.
659
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,100
Hey.
660
00:32:57,452 --> 00:32:58,452
Hey.
661
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,720
So, I did the interview.
662
00:33:02,205 --> 00:33:03,325
How'd it go?
663
00:33:04,537 --> 00:33:06,537
I don't know. I haven't
looked at it yet.
664
00:33:07,505 --> 00:33:10,080
Can you just tell me
if it's good or bad?
665
00:33:10,105 --> 00:33:12,165
'Cause I don't want to look at it.
666
00:33:15,655 --> 00:33:17,872
"Bold AF LA Artist
667
00:33:17,897 --> 00:33:19,875
Everyone Will Be Talking About,
668
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,408
If They Aren't Already."
669
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:23,353
Are you kidding me?
670
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:27,379
"Everything about the work
of Gael Martinez shows
671
00:33:27,404 --> 00:33:29,553
the promise of an artist
ready to break out
672
00:33:29,578 --> 00:33:31,810
and shake up the art world.
673
00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:34,395
If you don't know him now, you will."
674
00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:39,914
Oh, my God.
675
00:33:41,814 --> 00:33:43,341
We have to celebrate!
676
00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:44,606
With everyone.
677
00:33:46,136 --> 00:33:48,056
Oh, give me a second.
678
00:33:49,593 --> 00:33:51,473
- Hey.
- Did you see it?
679
00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:53,838
- I did.
- I told you!
680
00:33:54,246 --> 00:33:55,929
I can't believe it!
681
00:33:55,954 --> 00:33:57,312
I really can't.
682
00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:58,851
- I can.
- Thank you.
683
00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:00,401
This is because of you.
684
00:34:00,426 --> 00:34:03,301
Oh, all I did was turn them
on to a talented artist.
685
00:34:03,326 --> 00:34:04,586
You did everything else.
686
00:34:04,841 --> 00:34:06,669
But look, I'm taking
you out to celebrate.
687
00:34:06,694 --> 00:34:09,319
So, uh, get ready and meet
me at Perch in 20 minutes.
688
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,441
Hey, so Elijah wanted to...
689
00:34:14,466 --> 00:34:16,645
Yeah, no, you should
go celebrate with him.
690
00:34:16,986 --> 00:34:18,226
Have fun!
691
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,888
You wanna pick this up tomorrow night?
692
00:34:19,913 --> 00:34:21,163
Sure.
693
00:34:21,188 --> 00:34:23,229
All right.
694
00:34:32,108 --> 00:34:34,186
I have got those
fabric swatches for you.
695
00:34:34,211 --> 00:34:36,356
Dope. Just, uh, leave 'em on my desk.
696
00:34:36,368 --> 00:34:37,608
I'll get to 'em tomorrow.
697
00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:41,803
Wait, did you frame that?
698
00:34:41,828 --> 00:34:45,338
Gael did, as a thank
you for Jazmin's dress.
699
00:34:45,363 --> 00:34:47,648
Okay, but does he know that
you paid for that review?
700
00:34:47,673 --> 00:34:50,674
No, and he's not going to
because I paid for his, too.
701
00:34:50,699 --> 00:34:52,394
Oh, how much did that cost you?
702
00:34:53,139 --> 00:34:54,975
You have got it bad for that boy.
703
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,744
Look, it wasn't about publicity for him,
704
00:34:56,769 --> 00:34:58,129
he just needed a confidence boost.
705
00:34:59,154 --> 00:35:02,094
And, uh, seriously, he can never know.
706
00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:07,668
_
707
00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:11,987
Washed up in places I
never gave permission.
708
00:35:13,014 --> 00:35:16,094
But I'll tell you one thing,
I've never been more radiant.
709
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:18,736
So I'm from Arizona.
710
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,017
Okay, take it easy.
711
00:35:20,042 --> 00:35:22,092
It's not a choice, I was born this way.
712
00:35:22,117 --> 00:35:24,401
It's a tough place to be
from, took us ten years...
713
00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:26,701
- Hey.
- ... to recognize MLK Day.
714
00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:27,942
Oh.
715
00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:29,456
Is that Lindsay's Insta?
716
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,195
Um, yeah.
717
00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:32,397
They followed me.
718
00:35:33,966 --> 00:35:35,031
Oh.
719
00:35:35,056 --> 00:35:36,636
And they liked one of my videos!
720
00:35:36,661 --> 00:35:39,078
The one where I'm the old
lady who's pissed at the bidet.
721
00:35:40,645 --> 00:35:42,712
- That's great.
- Yeah, it is.
722
00:35:42,737 --> 00:35:44,697
Um, it's a major promotion, you know.
723
00:35:45,555 --> 00:35:46,675
Okay.
724
00:35:47,459 --> 00:35:49,309
Okay? What does that mean?
725
00:35:49,643 --> 00:35:52,296
It means, they totally humiliated you,
726
00:35:52,725 --> 00:35:55,965
in front of everyone at
their show last night.
727
00:35:57,006 --> 00:36:00,206
And now, because they're following you,
728
00:36:00,943 --> 00:36:02,393
suddenly all is forgiven?
729
00:36:02,418 --> 00:36:04,430
They actually apologized.
730
00:36:05,005 --> 00:36:06,299
They were there again tonight,
731
00:36:06,324 --> 00:36:07,907
and we ran into each
other in the restroom,
732
00:36:07,931 --> 00:36:09,769
and at first, they
were like, "It's you!"
733
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,035
I was like, "Oh, shit!"
734
00:36:11,059 --> 00:36:12,140
But then, they were really nice,
735
00:36:12,164 --> 00:36:13,724
and they actually said I was funny.
736
00:36:14,944 --> 00:36:18,663
And did you... happen
to mention your partner,
737
00:36:18,798 --> 00:36:20,038
who they totally burned?
738
00:36:21,049 --> 00:36:22,807
No.
739
00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:24,640
That didn't come up.
740
00:36:27,057 --> 00:36:30,083
Look, it's not like we're BFFs.
741
00:36:30,350 --> 00:36:31,934
They just liked one of my videos,
742
00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,583
and this could be really
good exposure for me
743
00:36:33,585 --> 00:36:35,153
in the comedy world.
744
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:38,377
You're the one who told
me to go back out there
745
00:36:38,402 --> 00:36:39,903
and make connections.
746
00:36:39,928 --> 00:36:42,439
Lindsay Brady is a huge connection.
747
00:36:42,464 --> 00:36:43,464
I know that.
748
00:36:45,076 --> 00:36:46,596
I just don't trust them...
749
00:36:48,752 --> 00:36:50,288
and I want you to be careful.
750
00:36:51,038 --> 00:36:52,038
I will.
751
00:36:53,342 --> 00:36:55,708
This is a big deal.
752
00:36:58,195 --> 00:37:00,286
Well, they think you're funny,
753
00:37:00,995 --> 00:37:03,035
so at least they have good taste.
754
00:37:07,753 --> 00:37:09,773
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
755
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,040
_
756
00:37:28,864 --> 00:37:30,864
_
757
00:37:39,889 --> 00:37:41,543
I guess I should have just told him
758
00:37:41,567 --> 00:37:44,167
that I was having drinks
with Evan in the first place,
759
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:46,850
but he's already so
jealous of him as it is.
760
00:37:47,206 --> 00:37:49,965
Are you going to keep helping
Evan with his dating profile?
761
00:37:51,526 --> 00:37:52,766
I guess.
762
00:37:53,629 --> 00:37:55,440
He was so cute, and I feel bad for him.
763
00:37:55,465 --> 00:37:58,692
Why don't you just tell Raj that
that's what it was all about.
764
00:37:58,717 --> 00:38:00,197
I said I wouldn't tell anyone.
765
00:38:00,318 --> 00:38:02,077
Yeah, but he's your boyfriend,
766
00:38:02,102 --> 00:38:03,502
and you have to be honest with him.
767
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,317
Right.
768
00:38:06,342 --> 00:38:07,582
How's your boyfriend?
769
00:38:14,234 --> 00:38:17,004
Divestments, selling off
underperforming units,
770
00:38:17,029 --> 00:38:18,954
layoffs, some tax shelter work.
771
00:38:20,449 --> 00:38:22,470
We had to get our
son a tutor for the ISEEs.
772
00:38:22,494 --> 00:38:25,596
Oh, us too. Dylan wants
to go to Harvard-Westlake.
773
00:38:28,484 --> 00:38:30,112
What kind of law do you practice?
774
00:38:30,137 --> 00:38:31,723
I mostly fight government regulation
775
00:38:31,747 --> 00:38:33,572
of antitrust or
anticompetitive practices
776
00:38:33,597 --> 00:38:34,957
of the corporations we represent.
777
00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:40,284
- Uh, what's the ISEEs?
- Independent School Entrance Exams.
778
00:38:40,309 --> 00:38:41,611
It's worse than the SATs.
779
00:38:41,636 --> 00:38:44,093
Yeah, but you don't want to
send your kids to public school.
780
00:38:51,261 --> 00:38:52,819
We went with Duchateau floors
781
00:38:52,844 --> 00:38:55,509
which our interior designer insisted on,
782
00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:57,244
but her installer glued them down
783
00:38:57,269 --> 00:38:59,392
instead of nailing, and
now they're buckling.
784
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:00,576
Oh, no.
785
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,667
Yes!
786
00:39:01,692 --> 00:39:03,405
Luckily, we're going
to Napa for two weeks
787
00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:06,139
while they rip them out,
but it is still a nightmare.
788
00:39:06,164 --> 00:39:08,599
Napa is beautiful this time of year.
789
00:39:08,676 --> 00:39:10,109
Oh, I know.
790
00:39:10,185 --> 00:39:12,595
You know, I thought I was
busy when I was working,
791
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:14,820
but this remodel has been so stressful.
792
00:39:15,761 --> 00:39:17,443
I really need a vacation.
793
00:39:26,466 --> 00:39:27,723
Callie?
794
00:39:28,037 --> 00:39:29,117
There you are.
795
00:39:32,526 --> 00:39:33,659
Everything okay?
796
00:39:33,661 --> 00:39:34,952
No.
797
00:39:36,714 --> 00:39:37,714
No, I'm scared.
798
00:39:39,408 --> 00:39:41,034
I'm never going to fit into your world,
799
00:39:41,059 --> 00:39:42,075
and I don't want to.
800
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:44,618
I don't want to quit my career
801
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:47,720
to raise our kids and remodel our home.
802
00:39:47,745 --> 00:39:50,745
I can't be the wife you need
to succeed in all of this.
803
00:39:55,124 --> 00:39:56,124
I love you...
804
00:39:57,230 --> 00:39:59,270
but I don't think we
want the same things.
805
00:40:04,207 --> 00:40:05,447
There you are.
806
00:40:07,134 --> 00:40:08,374
Everything okay?
807
00:40:10,210 --> 00:40:12,730
Yeah. I was just taking a break.
808
00:40:17,152 --> 00:40:19,920
Uh, we can get out of
here if you're ready?
809
00:40:19,944 --> 00:40:21,744
- Sure, if you are.
- Mm-hmm.
810
00:40:24,751 --> 00:40:26,071
You never answered my question.
811
00:40:31,808 --> 00:40:34,216
I am a registered Republican,
812
00:40:35,421 --> 00:40:37,421
but I didn't vote for
the current president.
813
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,280
We're fine.
814
00:40:59,747 --> 00:41:01,067
It's like deja vu all over again.
815
00:41:02,413 --> 00:41:05,006
He really needs to invest
in some serious curtains.
816
00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:12,448
I think he's really into this one.
817
00:41:14,524 --> 00:41:17,064
Well, I'm not sticking
around for the show this time.
818
00:41:23,695 --> 00:41:24,935
Mariana?
819
00:41:30,731 --> 00:41:32,231
All right, coming.
820
00:41:32,255 --> 00:41:37,255
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