Original subtitles

(Bongsunga School)

Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.

I'm Kim Daehui.

Who wants to talk first today?

Put your hands up in the air!

DJ Mix time. Hello, teacher.

I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.

Alright, Mix Sejin.

Teacher, I had my lunch and

there are so many desserts that I'm craving.

I want an orange...

- Chocolate... / - Okay.

And pudding.

So I mixed those three things!

DJ Mix, drop the beat!

Orange, chocolate, pudding...

Chocolate, orange, pudding!

Cho-o-ding.

- What was that? / - I can't hear you!

Cho-o-ding!

Teacher, you have something on your shirt.

Thanks for bowing. Cho-o-ding!

Everyone!

Cho-o-ding!

Teacher, I want to go see a concert

at the end of the year.

- I want to see a singer... / - Okay.

- I want to get autographs... / - Okay.

And I want to give the singer a letter.

That's why I mixed those three things.

DJ Mix, drop the beat!

Singer, autograph, letter...

Autograph, singer, letter!

Au-sing-let.

You got something on you.

Au-sing-let.

It's all over the place!

- You clean it up. / - Me?

Au-sing-let.

Everyone!

Au-sing-let.

This has been DJ Mix Sejin.

Alright, good job, Mix Sejin.

Alright, who wants to talk next?

It's Aggabi!

Who are you?

Hello.

As you can see,

I almost became the hottest woman to all men.

Ah, too bad. I'm Aggabi.

Aggabi, what brings you here?

I could've married my crush this month.

Ah, too bad.

Why couldn't you marry him?

I went camping with my crush on the weekend.

The mountain path was rough,

so someone asked to be carried.

He did.

When we arrived at the camp site,

the tent had to be pitched.

By me.

We got hungry around lunch time, so we went to

the river and caught a catfish with our bare hands.

I did.

After lunch, we decided to go on

a romantic bike ride to digest.

Separately.

Someone was having dirty thoughts at night

and needed to be slapped.

- I did. / - Really?

I slapped myself.

And in the pitch darkness,

our lips touched.

Me and the catfish.

I'm craving some craft beers today.

Aggabbi.

I know a great craft beer brewery.

Really? That's awesome!

It's nothing.

No, the beer.

I'm upset now!

But I really want to go.

- Then let's go! / - No. Home.

I'm upset again!

Sorry. Let's go next time.

- Promise. / - Promise.

Separately.

Go sit down.

Who wants to talk next?

Who are you?

Hello, teacher.

If I'm ever wronged, I'll get them back tenfold.

I'm the king of revenge. I'm Oh Gihwan.

Who are you going to get revenge on?

- This shampoo. / - What?

I washed my hair yesterday and... That stings!

The shampoo bubbles attacked my eyes.

My eyes stung so much, I thought I'd die.

I'm going to get revenge on this shampoo.

Where are you looking? Look at me!

Why did you do that to me? Tell me.

Were you really trying to kill me?

When you were almost out,

I added water to use all of you!

Were you really trying to kill me?

Tell me!

You spat at me?

Why do you have your head held so high?

Lower your head!

What the... You spat at me again?

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Do you think you're some big shot

because people show you respect

when they get shampoo from you?

Your life as shampoo is over now.

Take these clothes off!

Take it off! Get over here.

Alright...

What is he doing?

Oh, no! Now...

You're bleach!

How's that?

You need a matching hat for this.

Ta-da! How's that?

Let's use you to clean the bathroom.

What?

You think I'll have to use you

when I need to wash my hair?

I feel so terrible.

It's already too late.

I don't need shampoo anymore!

No need for shampoo anymore.

Alright, good job.

So scary.

Who wants to talk next?

♪ Out of the way ♪

♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪

It's the guy that never tries hard.

I told you last episode. Don't try so hard at life.

Everyone, no need to try so hard!

Just like Yoo Minsang who eats expired food

just to fill his belly, no need to try so hard!

Why don't you greet the people first?

Shall I great the people?

Hello, I'm Jang Chungdong the comedian!

See?

- No need to try hard. / - What?

My name is Jang Giyeong

and they clapped when I said Jang Chungdong.

They're just clapping because

a comedian showed up.

Tell them your actual name.

What's the point?

Are these people going to follow

my social media account

because I tell them my name? Nope!

So don't try so hard.

Just like the audience of Gag Concert.

No need to try so hard!

- Alright, go sit down. / - Okay.

- No need to try so hard. / - Right.

We're going to use the pogo stick for PE class.

Take yours out.

What's with the shovel?

So what? As long as I can jump with it.

Let me show you, teacher.

I can jump with this.

You just hop on and...

I can jump. See?

I can keep going.

- With one hand now. / - One hand!

- No hands. / - No hands!

It's fine as long as you can jump.

- I think you're surprised at yourself. / - A bit.

Are we going to become kangaroos? Nope!

Are we going to jump on these to get a better view?

Nope!

Are we going to jump to the moon?

Nope!

So let's not try so hard.

This has been comedian Jang Deokcheol!

I told them my name earlier and they're still clapping.

I told them my name is Jang Giyeong.

So don't try so hard at life! Like the people here.

- ♪ Out of the way ♪ / - Good job.

♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪

That's kind of catchy.

Next is the cool CD!

♪ If only... Could ♪

♪ See... Once ♪

♪ Even if... Everything ♪

It's fine.

That's pretty good.

I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.

I'm C-Dragon or CD.

How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?

What are you doing?

This is totally swag.

I'm going skiing today.

I'll totally have swag at the ski resort.

What are you going to do at the ski resort?

First, I'll go skiing.

I'll go up to the swag-peak and

through the white snow...

Swag, swag!

Don't I look swag-xy when I ski?

I'll have a snack after skiing.

The best snack is churro-swag.

And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.

I'll totally make it a trend.

Make what a trend?

This sled and ski poles...

Will become my legs.

And these snow balls...

Will become my eyes.

Lastly, these clubs...

Will become my claws.

Don't I look like a crab?

This will totally become a trend.

Are you all ready?

Let's start the performance!

Do you all know the taste of crab?

Go sit down.

Alright, I'll go sit down now.

I'll totally miss you all.

Good job, CD.

Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!

Hello.

I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.

I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.

You'd better not speak English today, Seongwon.

Promise me.

- Okay. / - Good.

Today, I'll talk about the beverages we drink often.

Beverages.

We drink a lot of milk.

- We do. / - We drink milk.

- There's rice punch. / - It's delicious.

And we drink this fizzy and bubbly drink.

A fizzy bubbler.

- What? / - What?

- That's called a fizzy bubbler? / - Yes.

Look.

Fizzy, fizzy, fizzy.

Kakao Talk.

- What was that? / - You never heard of this?

- You like this stuff. / - Sure.

- You drink it all the time. / - Fizzy bubbler.

- What is this called? / - Fizzy bubbler.

You know this.

Just say it.

- Don't use English. / - You can't use English.

- Don't! / - Seongwon!

- Stop pretending you don't know! / - Don't!

Cider!

C-I-D-E-R! Cider!

Sweet apple cider.

Organic honey blend peach mango cider.

Cider-ladder truck.

Cider crown prince.

Kimchi cider slap.

- SG Wannabe. / - What about them?

What is that?

♪ Cider, cider ♪

♪ When the cider loses carbonation ♪

What are you talking about? Class is over!

Until the entire world loves Gag Concert

and Hangeul...

Bye-bye!

(Used Goods)

I posted my laptop on the used goods site.

Someone should call.

Wow, I should call about this.

Hello?

I'm calling from the post I saw on used goods site.

- Oh, hello. / - Hi.

Are you selling your laptop for $300?

- Yes, that's right. / - Question.

Does the laptop have any scratches or dents?

It's in perfect quality.

It's never been dropped.

Can you drop it now and give it to me for $200?

- I wrote no negotiations. / - Oh, right.

- Question. / - Yes?

How big is the laptop?

It's 15 inches.

Can I pay $10 per inch and have it for $150?

No!

What are you trying pull from the broad daylight?

What if I call at night?

Can I have it for $200?

- No! I'm hanging up. / - Hello?

What's wrong with this guy?

He won't budge. Let me call him again.

Hello?

Hey, what's up, man? What are you doing now?

- Who is this? / - It's me.

- What is it now? / - Question!

Is this laptop light?

It's less than 1kg. It's really light.

My wallet is a little light too. Can I have it for $200?

You can't have it for $200! Bye!

Hold on. Then let's make a safe transaction.

There are a lot of scams these days

and it's $300.

What kind of safe transaction?

Let's be safe and sell it to me for $200.

Come on!

How is that a safe transaction?

- I'm not selling. / - Hold on!

I'll just buy it now. But give me a discount!

Man, this guy is something else...

Fine. I'll knock off $20.

Wire the money to Gag Bank 123456.

Nice! What a deal!

I wired the money.

- Yeah, got it. I'll send you the laptop. / - Okay.

Package delivery.

Yeah! I made some money. Time to buy a tent.

Hey, this is the one I wanted.

Let me call.

It's a phone call.

Hello?

Hello, are you selling the tent for $100?

Yes, that's me.

I'd like to...

You sound like the guy that just bought my laptop.

Hold on... The laptop...

- So we meet again! / - What a coincidence.

Give me a discount. I helped you out earlier.

- Show some loyalty! / - Sorry!

Oh, come on.

Don't be like this.

Fine. So, how big is the tent?

It's big enough for 3.

3? But I have 4 people in my family.

One person can stay behind and watch the house.

What? What kind of answer is that?

That's ridiculous.

I'll just buy the tent.

How about throwing in some camping gear?

Oh, sure.

I'll throw in what I used to sleep in inside the tent.

A sleeping bag?

A cardboard box.

Why would you give me a box?

You said you wanted it.

I have to go find one. Bye.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Geez! What's wrong with this guy?

(How Awkward 1)

We haven't met since we graduated!

- Yeah. / - It's been so long.

Hi, guys!

- Hey, Seungbin! / - Hey.

- Hey, Seungbin. / - Yeah?

Are you some kind of big shot?

You never come to the alumni meetings.

What have you been up to?

How awkward.

I was just released from prison today.

Order some tofu for me.

- Let's have a drink! / - Yeah!

I think I'll have one last drink and go home.

- Why? / - Why?

I have to change some diapers.

How awkward.

His son is in high school.

- Are you joking? Drink up. / - Drink up.

- Alright. / - Drink up.

- You sure can drink, Sora. / - This is nothing.

Hey, didn't you two used to date?

- Quiet, man! / - That's ancient history!

You two used to make a good couple.

You should date again.

How awkward.

He's my husband.

- Are you drunk? / - Sorry.

What's wrong with you?

Drink up.

Oh, right! Is that guy coming?

- Who? / - Remember that little guy?

You used to always pick on him.

- Oh, that guy in glasses? / - Yeah.

- Peanut? / - Yeah! Peanut!

I'll have to show him who's boss when he gets here.

Gosh...

They're right here, boss.

Hello.

I'm Peanut.

Good to see you. Applause.

- How awkward. / - How awkward.

(Momentary Home Shopping)

This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae

and we'll start now.

The product I'd like to show you today

is this Bluetooth speaker.

We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.

Hello! These speakers sound great!

With Yoo Minsang's Bluetooth speaker...

When you listen to music,

it doesn't just connect by Bluetooth.

A USB drive, an aux cable or a memory card...

- Can also be plugged in. / - That's great.

But they won't be read.

Then what's the point?

Just for decoration.

That's not good.

And if you buy our product today,

you'll be very happy.

The speaker has 100 of the latest songs on it.

Our CEO downloaded them illegally

and put them in the speaker.

What are you talking about?

It has all the BTS songs.

No! I never did that.

The BTS members should check this out.

No, no. Your songs aren't on here.

Let's bring in a meditator, Kim Suyeong,

and hear what he has to say.

Come on out.

Hello.

I'm meditator Kim Suyeong.

For modern people suffering from insomnia...

I'll let you hear some ASMR

that should help you sleep.

I want all the people here to close their eyes.

Close your eyes.

This is the sound of rain...

This must be rain.

It sounds like a bird flying!

Gosh, this smell...

Are you grilling the birds?

What is this smell? What are you doing?

It's mine.

What?

He's so blatant about showing up and eating.

Yoo Minsang's Bluetooth speaker

is also very loud.

I'll let you hear it now so you can hear

how great it sounds.

Listen.

I'll turn it up now.

- Hold on. / - Let me lower the volume.

Hold on...

This guy sounds like he's dying.

Why didn't you find a better singer?

Yoo Minsang's Bluetooth speaker

has a mic on it too.

It can record sounds from far away.

Let me record this set right now.

Please be quiet.

I just recorded something.

But we didn't say anything.

Let's see what was recorded.

Wow, Yoo Minsang looks so fat in person.

- What? / - Hey.

Would you date Yoo Minsang if he asked you out?

- Are you insane? / - Excuse me. Hold on.

What was recorded on this thing?

Those ladies over there were talking.

Who said that? Who was it?

Let's bring in a consumer

and hear his review.

Come on out!

Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.

I'm 33 years old and I live in Dangsan.

There's no need to charge Yoo Minsang's speaker.

- Because I never use it. / - What?

Make sure to bring Yoo Minsang's speaker

when you go camping.

- It's perfect for firewood. / - No!

Buy Yoo Minsang's speaker if you don't think

it's a total waste of money.

- Hey! / - I'll let you hear it.

What was that?

What was that just now?

What did that mean?

Let's cut to a quick commercial break.

- ♪ Hangover relief ♪ / - 707!

- ♪ Famous ♪ / - 707!

- ♪ Hangover relief before drinking ♪ / - 707!

♪ Famous 707 is the best ♪

For hangover relief...

Yoo Minsang's speaker.

That's totally unrelated!

Completely irrelevant!

Don't you all want one, people?

Please call now.

This has been Yoo Minsang's rice puffs.

It's a speaker!

Gosh!

(How Awkward 2)

Sora, get me an Americano.

I've had enough of this.

You always make me do this.

Do you think I'm working here to make coffee?

How awkward.

This is a coffee shop.

Aren't you going to work?

- Do it now! We have a lot of customers! / - Sorry.

Pink princess.

Your iced Americano is ready.

Pink princess!

How awkward.

I'm too embarrassed to go up there.

She's not coming.

Hello.

Do you take coupons?

Yes, if you have 10 stamps, you get a free drink.

- Here you go. / - Okay.

How awkward.

She used her own stamp.

You can't use this stamp.

- I'll come back next time. / - Alright.

- Hello. / - Hello.

Honey, pick out whatever you want.

One chocolate frappe, an iced Americano...

a slice of cheesecake and a slice of tiramisu.

I hear the cookies here are great.

- And one box of cookies to go. / - Sure.

- Here you go. / - Alright.

- Can you sign here please? / - Sure.

How awkward.

He wrote that his girlfriend's the worst.

Should I throw out the receipt?

- Give it to my girlfriend. / - Here you go.

- How awkward. / - How awkward.

(The Everything Show)

The amazing show starts now!

Introducing the opening show!

They're the hottest show for year-end parties!

Watch the feats of strength!

Hello.

We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.

- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.

Gupal and Chilsip!

We are not here to sell things.

Mirrors for sale!

- Perfect for doing your makeup! / - Oh, dear...

Please buy one.

Hey. What are you doing?

It's not like that...

You fool!

It lights up too.

You can see all your blemishes.

For the feat of strength we'll show you...

This pot will be bent with someone's thighs.

You're amazing, Chilsip!

Gupal will do it!

- What? / - Huh?

Chilsip, I can't do this.

Geez...

Hey, do you want to bend that

or do you want to be my husband?

I'll do it then.

Alright, fine.

(Do not try this at home)

Gupal did it!

Gupal! How did you do that?

We're selling this chest toner

that will make your thighs strong too!

Don't sell things here!

Don't be like that, Mr. Host.

Buy a chest toner.

I don't need one. Get out.

Yeah? Then...

Buy a hand grip to improve your hand strength.

- Fine, I'll take that. / - Alright! Hold on.

Hold my hand tight.

Get out of here!

Come back stage if you want to buy something!

Get out of here!

Introducing the next show!

They want to start the Korean Wave

in traditional music!

The genius traditional singers!

Hello!

Hello!

We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.

- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!

The story we'll tell you today is...

- Dae Janggeum. / - Great!

The king had no appetite and this is what he said

when Janggeum asked him what he wanted to eat!

One vongole pasta.

- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!

♪ Out of Dae Janggeum, salt and white gold ♪

♪ The best is a grudge ♪

Hey, you never try in this skit.

You only try hard when you do CD.

- That's correct! / - Nonsense!

After seeing the big royal meal...

The king lifted his spoon and Janggeum urgently

told him something!

Let me take a photo of the food first.

#RoyalMeal.

#KingKingKingKingKing.

- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!

♪ Out of preparation, slaves and scholars ♪

♪ The best is facial features ♪

Hello, I'm Lee Seunghwan's body.

- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!

Hey, hey. Hold on.

Stop exposing yourself to be funny!

Stop doing stuff like this!

Got that?

- We're sorry. / - I'm so angry.

(Nonsense)

- Geunji! / - Geunji!

Hey, punk.

I'm the only one that exposes himself.

- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!

- Introducing the next show! / - ♪ Thumbs up ♪

- The next show... / - ♪ Thumbs up ♪

- What the... / - ♪ Pretend I'm not drunk ♪

Who are you?

I want to put on a show too.

Don't be ridiculous. Get out of here.

I can do a good job! Let me put on a show!

Get out of here!

Security!

Who are you?

Get out of here.

- Hey, Kim! / - Yes!

I'm going out on a delivery.

Go ahead.

You won't beat me this time.

- I'll smack your back like your mom! / - My back!

(Stuntmen Kang Gyeongsu, Bae Hwan)

Introducing the next show.

We have some amazing guys on our show!

The Three Fat Tenors!

♪ 4XL is still too tight ♪

♪ I'm going to order every single thing ♪

What?

All of it?

Yeonggil, can we share?

This is all for me.

♪ I'm hungry ♪

♪ I'll put on makeup, get a nice haircut ♪

♪ And be born as a cool fatty ♪

♪ Oink, oink, oink ♪

What will you do as a cool fatty?

Go eat.

♪ Sounds good ♪

♪ I eat the clam shells too ♪

♪ And her food too ♪

♪ I want it all ♪

That's why you aren't married, Minsang.

It doesn't matter.

- As long as you can eat? / - That's right.

♪ I'm hungry ♪

♪ Sounds good ♪

♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪

♪ This Friday ♪

♪ How about some spicy rockfish stew? ♪

What? Spicy rockfish stew?

♪ Let's share some spicy rockfish stew ♪

It's all for me.

♪ I'm hungry ♪

♪ Forward, forward ♪

♪ Let's gain 5kg more ♪

You're going to gain more weight?

Are you trying to get to 200kg?

What are you talking about? I'm 130kg.

Doesn't look like it.

♪ Sounds good ♪

♪ Before the full moon rises, eat fast ♪

Hey...

What was that?

The full moon disappeared.

He's amazing.

♪ I'm hungry ♪

♪ Sounds good ♪

♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪

♪ I can't live without you, I really can't ♪

♪ You are my battery ♪

♪ Fill this up with sugar ♪

♪ I can't live without sugar, I really can't ♪

♪ Sugar is my battery ♪

Let's eat!

(Call Center)

Hello.

I'm Jeong Haecheol.

Operator for a hip bathtub.

I'm Lee Hyeonjeong.

Operator for a waxing set.

I'm Yang Seonil.

Operator for wedding consulting.

Buy some octopus.

They could bring a dead cow back to life.

Look at our octopus, ma'am.

Look how smooth the head is.

To sell these today...

They were waxed.

Try using it. You'll get all the hairs out.

Because our waxing tape...

Has suckers on it.

You can just eat the suckers too.

And when they're nice and plump...

Get her married.

Just leave it to our wedding agency.

You have to put a lot of thought.

How many times does someone get married?

At least 3 times.

You need to take 3 hip baths a week.

After you take a 30-minute hip bath, your legs...

Will be really hairy.

You need to wax them.

If you buy today, to wax your arm pits...

It will all be filmed.

Watch it after you get married.

It should be a unique experience.

And our wedding hall has a big parking lot.

- The parking lot is... / - A mudflat.

I caught these myself at a mudflat.

Ma'am, you want to make octopus soup?

Just bring a big pot of water to a boil and...

Hop in for a bath.

Good blood circulation will improve your complexion.

If you look in the mirror, you'll look like a...

Web-foot octopus.

They aren't in season yet, so they don't taste good.

Just buy octopus and make octopus soup.

A lot of people are suffering from insomnia.

- If you want to fall asleep... / - Listen to the officiant.

We'll set you up with a great officiant.

I'll tell you about his experience.

This is a very rare case, but our officiant got...

Brazilian waxing done.

And don't worry about breaking out.

It has a calming agent for your skin,

so even after waxing your arm pits will...

Produce anions.

It's very good for your health.

Ma'am, buy plenty of our octopus and...

Scrub yourself...

Wax your arm pits with them...

And pass them to the guests.

They'll love them.

Ma'am, if you buy today,

I'll throw in one free octopus.

I'll give you one this big...

So use it as a bouquet.

We'll make you one with any flower you want.

And for the bride's hair, we'll...

Remove all of it.

If it doesn't remove your hair, we'll give you a refund.

Ma'am, please do business with us.

If you sign up today,

for a wedding veil...

We'll throw in a shower cap...

For wedding gloves...

We'll throw in a wash cloth.

- And for confetti... / - We'll throw in sliced squid.

Ma'am...

Thank you for your purchase.

(Sloppy Kung Fu)

Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,

there is a true master.

It's Sloppy Kung Fu!

Chapter 1, meeting.

Are you Master Song Yeonggil?

Please take me as your student.

I know about guys like you.

Guys like you give up when things get tough.

So I'm not taking you as my student!

I'll subscribe to your YouTube channel.

Come in.

Looks like I'm your first subscriber.

- Do I get a gift? / - Get lost!

I'll promote you on my social media.

Come in.

But I only have two followers.

Get out!

I'll unsubscribe then.

Come in.

What should we do first?

Watch and learn.

Huh? A staff!

Thank you for your $3, sir!

Here's a reaction for $3!

- Dance with me. / - Yes, sir.

Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, subscribe!

So fresh! So fresh!

Subscribe!

The next chapter, board breaking!

Master! That really hurt!

You still have much to learn.

Suyeong, learn the iron head technique

that makes your head as strong as steel.

Then you can be a true martial arts master.

Master, does that technique actually exist?

I'll show you.

Those are marble tiles!

(Do not try this at home)

Master!

You're amazing!

Who are you?

Who am I?

Where am I?

Who are you?

The next chapter, discovery!

- Suyeong. / - Master!

What is it?

I think something is happening below the mountain.

Can you see what's going on?

Master, I can't really see either.

Hello there!

If you're a merchant, keep moving.

Hey, let me finish first.

These are glasses from the West.

What are they?

This will make the world look clear.

Put them on.

- You're so fat! / - You're so fat!

Gosh, why are you so fat?

Goodness...

The next chapter, festival!

Looks like there's a village festival.

Master! Come out!

The fireworks look amazing!

There's a war! Run for it!

Master!

How could you leave me behind?

Master.

You came back for me.

Shut it, fool.

The next chapter...

Crisis!

Oh, please...

We'll start the world martial arts tournament!

Bring it on!

- Fried chicken! / - Where?

Suyeong!

It's okay to give up!

I can do this!

Your life is more important

than winning this tournament!

Give up now!

I'm going to fight until the end!

Just give up!

Why are you keep telling me to give up?

I bet money that you're going to lose!

(Refreshing Statements)

Alright, people.

The CEO wants us to talk about

where our workshop should be.

Manager Lee and Manager Kim,

talk it out with the other employees.

- Yes, sir. / - Yes, sir.

- Good-bye, sir. / - Good-bye, sir.

- Manager Kim. / - Yeah.

Where should we go?

Isn't it obvious?

The CEO likes the mountain,

so that's where we'll go.

That sounds great.

No, the CEO likes the beach.

He really enjoyed Haeundae

when he went there for business.

The beach sounds nice.

No way! He prefers the mountain.

And if you go to Gangwon-do now,

things look amazing because it snowed there.

I know a great pension in that area,

so we're going to the mountain.

That joy you feel when you get to the top...

I can't even express it in words.

Joy? Oh, please.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Let's just go to the beach.

The East Sea is so romantic during winter.

I know a resort around there

with a spectacular view.

After take in the view of the sea,

all your stress from work will melt away.

This lady has lost her mind.

Forget the beach. We're going to the mountains.

- We're going to the beach. / - The mountains!

- Let's go to the beach. / - The mountain...

Forget this. Where do you guys want to go?

- The beach? / - The mountain?

- You two can decide. / - Yes.

Oh...

See? They all left because you want to

go to the mountain.

Lady, do you sing hymns at a Buddhist temple?

We worked hard all year

in the city where the air is bad.

We should go to the mountain where the air is nice.

There's a forest there

giving off all sorts of phytoncide!

After you walk in the forest

and you lie down in the middle of the forest...

You'd get frostbite.

Are you trying to kill us while hiking?

Listen to this. You're at the refreshing East Sea

with the cool sea breeze blowing on your body.

Then as you walk on the white sand...

When will I get all this sand out of my shoes?

I should've worn slippers.

That's what will happen. Listen up.

We should enjoy good food at a workshop.

What is there to eat at the beach?

I know a great duck soup place in Gangwon-do.

They use all sorts of healthy herbs

and it's boiled for hours. Try some.

It's so delicious and you'll feel so healthy.

Once we're energized from the duck soup,

we'll hike to the top of the mountain

and yell as we look down.

- Hey! / - Hey! It'll take forever to get back down!

We came up here for nothing!

You don't know anything.

There's more stuff to eat at the beach.

At the East Sea, you just pay for the sauce

and they'll slice up any fish for you

that were caught in the wild.

If you have that with some soju,

that's like the best thing ever!

Lady, did you play Mozart's symphonies

on the piano with your head?

You're talking about drinking again?

Don't you remember our last trip to the beach?

You said you don't get drunk at the beach,

but you ended up totally wasted.

You kept trying to go into the ocean

and I had to stop you.

You went to write your name on the sand,

but you almost ended up engraving your tombstone.

Why do you always want to go to the ocean?

Do you think you're a mermaid?

You're more like Ursula the sea witch.

Geez...

You're talking out of your butt again.

You think you don't drink?

Don't you remember our last trip to the mountain?

You were totally drunk at the Buddhist temple.

You asked the monk where he got his haircut.

You lead the way saying you knew that mountain,

but you got us all lost.

We could've ended up crossing the border!

We almost ended up in North Korea!

Why don't you go and ask

Kim Jongun where he got his haircut?

We're going to the beach for this workshop!

The beach is the best!

Lady, did you get hit by lightning?

Stop saying strange things.

If I end up sick from cold sea breeze at the beach,

are you going to pay for my hospital bill?

Do you have acne on your brain?

Stop being so thoughtless.

If you get us lost in the mountains again

and I get attacked by a wild boar,

will you pay my hospital bill?

I should just slap you.

What? Want me to slap you silly?

- Hit me! / - You think I can't?

Hey!

Why are you two fighting?

- Chief. / - Yeah?

We should go to the beach for our workshop.

We should go to the mountain.

Huh? That's great.

We decided on a location for the workshop.

They have mountains and the beach.

A marine camp.

I guess you'll have to run on the beach.

Looks like you'll have to duck walk

instead of eating duck soup.

(Ms. Shin)

Director Jang!

Yes, Ms. Shin?

- Did you see the article in the tabloids? / - Yes.

Who is that actress that treats everyone poorly on set?

Tell me. I won't tell anyone.

It's you, Ms. Shin.

- It's me? / - Yes.

My goodness! When did I treat people poorly?

I can't shoot feeling like this!

It's a good day to shoot.

Yeah, it sure is, Taehun!

- Hey, Taehun! / - Yes.

I saw a lot of articles about you volunteering.

- There were articles about that? / - Yeah.

I tried not to let anyone find out.

But you posted it on your social media.

You're the best at not doing what you said you did.

- You two should rehearse. / - Okay.

- Please share my post. / - Right, right.

My goodness, Taehun!

You did volunteer work?

Taehun, the more I get to know you,

the more wholesome you seem.

I just do it once a month.

But you help out the elderly.

When will you come to my place?

I'm finished volunteering this month.

Goodness!

Ms. Shin, can you help me with my acting?

Sure! What's the scene today?

It's a love story between announcers.

Announcers?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

I'm in pickle now!

Pickle? Alright, let's get started.

- You'd better not make a mistake today. / - Okay.

I don't want any broadcasting accidents.

- Alright. / - Let's get started.

This is Seo Taehun of KBS News...

And I'm Shin Bongseon.

Here's the breaking news.

There was a robbery.

A woman has stolen my heart.

She is wanted.

Shin Bongseon.

What are you doing, Taehun?

The entire nation is watching this.

Good. Now you can't date other men.

- I'm sorry. / - Why? What is it?

I don't think my tongue is warmed up yet.

Gosh, your tongue isn't warmed up?

Should I warm up your tongue?

It's all warmed up now.

I really wanted to help you.

- Can we do the end part again? / - Sure.

Good. Now you can't date other men.

Taehun!

What are you doing?

This is live TV. This is a broadcasting accident.

And this is a crash.

A crash...

- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?

It says you apologize to the nation in the script.

Goodness! I got a bit too into it!

- I apologize to the nation? / - Yes.

You apologize to the nation as you smile happily.

How do I apologize to the nation as I smile happily?

Like this?

I'm sorry...

I'll never let this happen again...

- Yes, like that... / - Ms. Shin!

- Hey, Nami. / - Hey, Taehun.

Taehun, the director wants you.

- Really? / - Yeah.

- Thank you, Miss Shin. / - Goodness... Taehun...

You're leaving, Taehun?

Ms. Shin, I have something interesting to tell you.

Forget it! I didn't ask you to tell me a story!

I have a crush on someone these days.

You have a crush on someone?

That's the funniest thing I've heard today!

My gosh... Oh Nami... She has a crush!

Yes...

Ms. Shin.

Ms. Shin.

- Can you help me with my acting? / - Gosh!

I was having fun laughing. Geez...

What a hassle!

It's not like your acting ever gets better.

Go ahead and run your mouth.

Hey.

Do you think this is your living room?

You're so obsessed with your health!

Nami...

You get sore when you're my age.

I'm just using it for a little bit.

- That's a line, Ms. Shin. / - Huh?

It was a line.

- A line? / - Yes.

A line... Goodness... My goodness!

You sounded so disrespectful

that I told you my health condition.

My goodness... That hurts my pride.

- Keep running your mouth. / - Yes.

Hey! Is this your living room?

You're so obsessed with your health!

Miss...

I'm not feeling well...

So I'm just lying down.

You're not feeling well?

Then just quit this job.

Just quit and leave.

Get out!

Miss... You're so cruel.

I won't stand for this any longer.

I won't stand for this.

- Hey! / - Yes?

Didn't you see me pull your hair?

Goodness... Did I pull that hard?

Someone might think I'm doing this because

I'm jealous that you have a crush.

My goodness, you're trying to make me

look like a terrible person!

Young people these days are so scary.

- So scary! / - I'm sorry.

- Hey! / - Yes?

Didn't you see me pull your hair several times?

- Ms. Shin. / - Director, what is this?

So pretty.

Can I get your number?

- It's me. / - My gosh. It's you, Nami.

- Come on. / - You surprised me.

- Ms. Shin. / - Director Jang.

- The shoot is going to run late. / - Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

It's fine. Sometimes shoots run late.

How about I treat you all to dinner?

- Wow. / - Really?

- How do noodles sound? / - Thank you.

4 bowls of noodles won't come out to much.

Right.

Everyone! Ms. Shin is treating us to noodles!

People, she's treating us to noodles for real.

Raise your hand if you want noodles!

Gosh...

Goodness...

Goodness gracious.

I'll have to sell my house to buy everyone noodles.

Goodness! Nami, why you...

You're so annoying!

(Wish)

Convict 5634, let's go.

Is today the day?

It looks like it.

Sorry I wasn't nicer to you.

No...

Thank you for all that you've done for me.

Thank you.

This is your last time.

Tell me if there's anything you want to do.

Before I go...

I'd like to look my best.

Can I get a new button for my shirt?

The time...

Alright, since this is your last time.

Get it for him.

I'd like one in the same color.

Do you really have to?

This is my last time.

Alright, get it for him.

Thank you.

The time...

This isn't working.

Give me that.

Huh?

- I'll do it. / - Okay.

What is it?

It's dirty now.

- We're short on time. / - Right.

There.

Never mind.

Got it.

Ow!

I'm bleeding!

Can I get some antiseptic?

Over that little prick?

Tetanus can kill you.

I see...

Do we have anything like that?

Right here.

Thank you.

That stings!

Let's go.

Before I go...

Can I just read my mom's letter one last time?

It came yesterday and I haven't read it yet.

- Hurry up then. / - Thank you.

To my beloved Sangguk...

Sangguk...

- It's a bit long, isn't it? / - Let's go.

- Can I finish reading this first? / - Let's go.

Just the letter!

(Crazy Convenience Store)

Welcome.

- Ring this up for me please. / - Hey!

- I'll pay. / - No, I'll pay.

- No, I'll pay. / - I'll pay.

- I'll pay! / - I'll pay!

Man, what did you just do?

- Look at this mess... / - Sorry.

- I have to sweep this. / - Give me that.

I'll clean this up.

Hey! I'll clean this.

- I'll clean it. / - I'll clean it.

- I'll clean it! / - I'll clean it!

The broom...

- Dang it... / - Geez...

Look what you did! I said I'd clean this!

I said I would!

- Oh, no! / - What the...

- I'll cover you up. / - I'll cover you up.

- I'll cover you up. / - I'll cover you up.

What's with them?

- Do you have any napkins? / - I have tissues.

- Thank you for the tissues. / - Sure.

Excuse me! What are you doing?

Geez! You just said I could use these!

You can't just take those!

You should've been more specific!

What the... What was that?

Hello.

Please ring these up.

Let me ring up these sweet red bean buns.

- Hold it. / - Yes?

Are there really sweet red beans in these buns?

Of course.

There's a thick wrapper, so I can't see.

Can you open this and split a bun open?

You can't unwrap that.

Then can I take this to a hospital and get it x-rayed

to see if there are sweet red beans inside?

They're really in there.

- I was a bit too sensitive. I'll take these. / - Sure.

- Hold it. / - Yes?

It says retro sweet red beans.

Why did they use old sweet red beans?

Just how old are they?

What? 1971?

These are filled with 48-year-old sweet red beans!

I want new sweet red beans!

No, no. They're not old sweet red beans.

They were made the old traditional way.

Oh, I got angry without even knowing what's what.

- I'll take... Hold it. / - Yes?

This says it was made with "our" rice.

Why would you use the rice from my home?

Make it with your own rice!

This is theft!

I feel like we'll get into a legal dispute,

so I won't not buy this.

Let's settle here.

What are you talking about?

- I'll ring up your soy milk then. / - Okay.

- Hold it. / - Yes?

Does this soy milk really contain soy beans?

Of course.

I can't see a single bean in this bottle.

Can I open this and pour it out?

You can't do that.

Then can I take this to

Chilgapsan, Chungcheongnam-do

and show this to a bean farmer?

Why would you do all that?

- I guess that's unnecessary. / - Yes...

- Please ring this up. / - Sure.

- Hold it. / - Yes?

It says to shake well.

What am I supposed to shake?

Do I drink this while shaking my butt?

No, no. Shake the bottle.

If I shake the bottle, I'll get it all over my face.

Am I supposed to use this on my skin?

No, no. Shake it before you open the cap.

- Oh, my mistake. Please ring this up. / - Sure.

- Hold it. / - Yes?

I think you've wronged me.

How so?

It says it's made with "our" beans.

- Why did you use my beans again? / - No!

- Use your own beans! / - No!

You're a repeat offender!

- You must've cleaned out my house! / - No...

You're under arrest!

You have the right to remain silent...

- But don't! / - What are you talking about?

Just get out.

I'll be back with an arrest warrant.

Alright, sure. You do that.

- I'm sorry about before. / - Oh, sure.

- Please ring this up. / - Sure.

Here you go.

So cold...

- Can I warm up a bit? / - Sure.

Excuse me!

What are you doing?

Geez! You said I could warm up here!

You can't pitch a tent here!

You should've been more specific!

Geez! Everyone here is so crazy!

(Let's Do This)

How's the commercial going for

our Beany Bean Paste?

Manager Jeong has the commercial ready.

- Let's go watch it. / - Okay, okay.

Mr. Advertiser! Hello!

I worked really hard on this commercial for...

Freeze.

You talk too much. Unfreeze. Let's watch it.

- Let's watch it now. / - Okay.

I'm hungry.

- Honey. / - Yeah.

I made soybean paste stew. Try it.

This is delicious!

Did your mother visit?

No. I made this myself using

Beany Bean Paste that's made

with domestic soybeans.

You're the best, honey.

The best soybean paste is Beany Bean Paste!

That commercial was a bit bland.

- What? / - Right?

Do I have to explain myself every time?

No, sir. I'll show you another one

that will leave you speechless.

- Geez... / - Let's watch it.

Honey, try this soybean paste stew.

What?

Why aren't they talking?

He can't talk?

Huh?

- They were really speechless. / - Yes.

You call that a commercial?

Chief Lee, say something.

I'll make it so you can't talk forever.

I'm sorry.

Forget this commercial. I'll invest some more money.

So get an A-list model.

I have an A-list model.

- Let's watch it. / - Yeah.

(Special guest, Fabian)

What's the problem?

Welcome to France.

Oh, okay. I'm very hungry.

I want bread.

- Bread? Sure. / - Yeah.

Bread is delicious with soybean paste.

Soybean paste? Soybean paste?

- Goodness. / - In France?

Oh...

Oh! Too much, too much. Too much.

Too much.

You want me to eat this?

Delicious.

Perfect for Koreans! Beany Bean Paste!

Who puts soybean paste on bread?

That's not peanut butter.

Hey, lower the curtain. Lower it!

Who uses this much soybean paste in a skit?

I'm sorry.

How long have you been a foreigner?

For 3 years.

Want me to call Sam Hammington

and Robert Holley?

I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

Why is he disciplining a foreigner?

This is ridiculous!

And get rid of Kim Junho! Please!

Let's go with Fabian.

Let's make things a bit classy.

- Make the commercial classy. / - Right.

- I can do that. Let's watch it. / - Okay.

It makes me classier. Beany Bean Paste.

A fashion show with soybean paste blocks.

Using my money.

Do I look like a fool to you guys?

- I think he found out! / - I heard that, idiot.

- He can hear us! / - You're in a for a beating.

- I think we're in for a beating! / - Yeah, come here.

Get it together. Not something like this.

Soybean paste is very good for you.

We should emphasize the benefits of soybean paste!

Emphasize the benefits of soybean paste?

I can do that.

Let's watch again.

Are you okay?

I think I hurt my knee.

You hurt your knee?

In Korea, we use soybean paste when it hurts.

Come here.

I'll just use this Beany Bean Paste.

Beany Bean Paste.

It hurts here. Why did you put so much?

I put too much? That sounded disrespectful.

- I'm 44 years old! / - Oh, 44 years old?

That's why your face looks like it hurts.

What?

If your face hurts, use soybean paste.

Dang it! What is this?

Beany Bean Paste!

Stop right there! Stop!

Hey!

(Wronged)

Hey, there's a seat! Now I can eat.

Where's my purse?

Excuse me.

Have you seen a purse here?

No, I haven't.

- Oh, I see. / - Yes...

Where is it?

As you know, I didn't have much money in my purse.

I don't know.

- It wasn't me. / - Okay...

I froze my credit cards, so you can't use them.

Why would you tell me that?

- It wasn't me. / - Okay...

I don't care about my purse.

I just want my ID.

Don't look at me as you say that.

It wasn't me.

I'm really sorry, but...

Can you show me what's in your pockets?

- I have nothing! / - Is it in his back pocket?

It's not my back pocket!

Where is it?

Oh, here it is.

Is she insane?

Dear, our bus will come soon.

We can just eat real quick.

Oh, no seats.

- Young man. / - Yes?

Our bus is coming soon.

- Can we eat here with you? / - Sure. Have a seat.

- Dear, sit down. / - Yes.

Sir, you can sit here.

Oh, no. You haven't finished eating.

- Sit and eat. / - It's fine. You can sit, sir.

We're not some tactless old people

that steal other people's seats.

- Sit and eat. / - I'm fine.

- It's fine. Just sit and eat. / - It's really fine...

Ow, my legs.

My legs sure are sore.

Have a seat, sir.

- It's fine. / - No, please sit.

- It's... / - Sit, sir.

- Hey, hey, hey! / - You can... Yes, yes, yes?

- I'm fine. / - Yes.

Do you not know what fine means?

I know what it means.

Then what's your problem?

- I'm sorry. / - Sit and eat.

- Yes. / - Eat up.

Dear, you're making the young man uncomfortable.

- Sit on that bundle. / - Yeah.

Don't feel uncomfortable. I'll sit on the floor.

Ow, my legs.

Goodness...

- Dear. / - Yeah?

You should eat fast.

- Young man. / - Yes?

I can't see the top of the table.

Tell me what's up there.

- Just sit here and eat... / - Hey, hey!

- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes? Yes? Yes?

Is it that much trouble to tell me what's up there?

No, sir.

- Then just tell me. / - Yes, sir.

On your 2 o'clock, there are rice rolls.

And behind that, there's radish kimchi...

- And pickled radish. / - Radish kimchi... Okay.

So on my 2 o'clock,

there are rice rolls?

- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes, yes, yes?

- You call this a rice roll? / - No.

What's wrong with you?

I'm sorry.

How am I supposed to trust you with anything

if you do this to me?

I'm sorry.

Be good.

Yes, sir.

- Rice roll. / - Rice roll.

- Is this it? / - Yes.

Very good.

Thank you.

- You eat too. / - Thank you, sir!

- Young man, it sure is cold these days. / - Yes, it is.

Try some of this hot udon broth.

Thank you.

Be careful you don't catch a cold.

I caught a terrible cold

and I was sick in bed for 2 months.

I have a cold right now too. It's terrible.

- You have a cold? / - Yes.

Now I caught it.

I'm so sorry, ma'am!

It's okay.

- Young man. / - Yes?

Do you believe that letting others catch your cold...

- Will cure your own cold? / - No.

Then why did you do that?

I'm sorry.

- Young man. / - Yes.

- I want some udon too. / - Udon?

- Yeah. / - Okay.

Let my husband live.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

(Pigeon Magic Troupe)

They're here to make up for their dark pasts.

Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!

Hello.

I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.

Before I show you my amazing trick,

I'll show you all a simple one.

This is our staple food.

It's rice.

And I have this straw basket with nothing in it.

This straw basket.

I'll take this straw basket...

Put some rice in it...

Let's see.

What will happen?

Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!

Abracadabra, abracadabra, abracadabra...

- Wow... / - Abracadabra.

- Wow. / - Popped rice.

Amazing, right?

Come on! That thing is rigged.

That wasn't amazing.

I'm getting so sick of your tricks!

They always act like their tricks are amazing.

Why does that guy show up every episode?

That's amazing.

- Come on up. / - That thing is rigged.

- Come on up. Come on up. / - It's rigged...

He's such a good speaker.

He's like a rapper.

It's not rigged, alright?

It's a perfectly normal blanket.

Spread it out.

Lie down on it.

Go ahead.

Now something amazing will happen.

- Lie down. / - Yes...

Get comfortable.

Abra... Abra...

Abracadabra!

- Abracadabra! Abracadabra! / - Hold on!

Abracadabra! Abracadabra!

- Abracadabra! Abracadabra! / - My money...

Good job, good job.

We're going to keep your money.

That's a gift. Amazing, right?

Applause!

Alright.

It's time for the highlight of our show.

I think that's good enough.

Alright. As you can see...

We have a doll house. Inside here...

There's nothing.

There's nothing in this one either.

We also have some mirrors.

Please show the audience the mirrors.

Nothing strange about these mirrors.

They're clean mirrors.

We'll put these mirrors

inside these creepy doll houses.

Put them in.

And close the doors.

So what's going to happen now?

Abra... Abra...

Abracadabra.

Let's open up the doll houses.

(Jaegwan)

That's my name.

Someone wrote it in red.

A hand print.

It's a red hand print.

Alright then...

Who lives in these doll houses?

Right here.

Here.

Alright.

Let me put this inside.

Alright.

And I'll put a doll in this one too.

Lock it up.

So, what will happen...

To these creepy

and scary doll houses?

I'm already getting the chills.

1, 2, 3.

Abracadabra.

Two ghosts appeared.

Amazing, right?

Alright, everyone. Applause.

Hold on, hold on.

Don't go. Hold on.

Don't go, don't go.

We have to clap before we end it. Applause!