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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,918 (rock music) 2 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:21,955 - Turn ons? 3 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:22,790 Oh Christ. 4 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:25,626 Where do I start? 5 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,228 Yeah The Replacements. 6 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,429 The Clash, Hüsker Du, Wilco, 7 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,731 Archers of Love, Crooked Fingers, 8 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:34,702 Pattie Smith, PJ, Cat Power, Bright Eyes. 9 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:37,105 Connor is like a fucking god. 10 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,342 Neutral Milk Hotel. 11 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:54,088 - [Richard] I meant sexual turn ons. 12 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:55,823 - I know. 13 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,330 - What turns me on? 14 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,235 (laughs) 15 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,738 Better question would be who. 16 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,841 I don't know. 17 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,980 (rock music) 18 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,214 - This is going well. 19 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,854 - [Alison] Maybe the problem is we screw first, 20 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,222 and then get to know one another. 21 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,457 - Yeah I've never had a problem with that. 22 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,558 - No I'm being serious. 23 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:12,025 - So am I. 24 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,927 Alison you ever think that maybe the problem is 25 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,697 that none of knows what we're looking for? 26 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,965 - No. 27 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:21,335 - Or that we're not meant for monogamy? 28 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,036 Sex is sex. 29 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,572 Love is love, 30 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,374 and the two should never be uttered in the same breath. 31 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:29,042 You have sexual partners and you have friends, 32 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,878 but the two just don't mix. 33 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,780 - But what about finding somebody that can be both things, 34 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,648 all things, everything. 35 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,616 - Oh don't say that. 36 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,884 - Oh a soul mate. 37 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,287 - See I just threw up a little in my mouth. 38 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,421 - I'm being serious. 39 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,255 - So am I. 40 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:44,825 - Okay. 41 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,595 Definitely great smile, 42 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,930 red gerbera daisies, kisses, 43 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:53,467 necks rubs, light touches on the small of my back, 44 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,002 playing footsie, 45 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,837 sticking my finger up a guys ass 46 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,606 when I'm giving head. 47 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,410 - What really turns me on? 48 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,585 - [Chloe] What did I miss? 49 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,754 - We were just talking about sex. 50 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,088 - Oh god that's all you talk about 51 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,790 since you started seeing that therapist. 52 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,058 - Richard says talking about it 53 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:19,760 is as close as I can get to it right now. 54 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,462 - As close as you're willing to get to it. 55 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,731 - Well I can't just go out and diddle anybody. 56 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:24,665 - Right. 57 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:25,866 I heard you the first time. 58 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,000 Friends first. 59 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,469 - Wait what's this? 60 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,638 - Okay if we got to know one another before the sex, 61 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,939 got to be friends, 62 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:34,041 I don't know though. 63 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,909 But what are the chances that we would ever get laid? 64 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:39,079 I mean it's been almost a year for me. 65 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,181 - A year? 66 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:42,850 - Yeah I'd get laid. 67 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,855 - Jeff? 68 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,056 - What? 69 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,290 - Jeff. 70 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,725 - God I haven't had my coffee. 71 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:53,193 What do you want? 72 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:54,462 - I ever tell you why girls wear little hoodies 73 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,029 and sweaters and jackets tied around their waist? 74 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,264 - Thankfully, no. 75 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:58,532 - Well hear me out because this is an-- 76 00:04:58,532 --> 00:04:59,833 - Unwritten rule. 77 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,602 - I like to be licked. 78 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:03,737 Voraciously. 79 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,575 Only girls with perfect, heart shaped, 80 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,377 to die for asses do that. 81 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,844 You wanna know why? 82 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:11,645 - I wanna know why you waste valuable sleep time 83 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,913 thinking up this crap. 84 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,582 - It's to deny us the pleasure 85 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:17,851 of seeing those perfect, heart shaped, to die for asses. 86 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,420 It's part of the game my friend. 87 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,054 The big tease. 88 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,289 Oh I have one. 89 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:23,290 Not only will you never touch it, 90 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,725 I won't even let you see it. 91 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,259 - And this applies to every girl 92 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:27,895 that's ever worn a piece of clothing around their waist? 93 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,062 - Every last one. 94 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,163 - No exceptions? 95 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,432 - None that I've ever found. 96 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:32,099 Here do you want me to prove it to you? 97 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:32,966 - No I don't. 98 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,468 - Excuse me miss. 99 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:36,570 I want to prove something to my naive friend here. 100 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,505 - Lesbians. 101 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:41,842 Lesbians. 102 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,013 - Would I be correct in assuming 103 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,347 that underneath that hoodie, 104 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,417 hidden from view for no one to see 105 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:52,986 is the most perfectly heart shaped ass of all time? 106 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:55,423 - Don't look at me like that. 107 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,559 - Another rule. 108 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,727 When they don't answer, 109 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:00,928 it automatically means yes. 110 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:01,962 - Oh it does really? - Yeah actually. 111 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,431 - Okay. - Actually. 112 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:04,465 - The usual? 113 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,699 - Dude if I was working here 114 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,900 I'd be with a different shit every night. 115 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,702 - You know, believe it or not Brad, 116 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,003 girls aren't all that impressed 117 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,672 by guys who pour coffee for a living. 118 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,173 - You gonna be a doctor for Christ's sake. 119 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,842 - Going to be means not one yet. 120 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,077 - One who's spending the summer in France. 121 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:20,614 - The Institut National de Recherche Biomédicale. 122 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,682 - Touch it, touch it. 123 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,116 - Still a question mark. 124 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,985 - What you are going aren't you? 125 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,386 - I haven't been accepted yet man. 126 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,055 - Oh daddy make some calls. 127 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,557 Daddy pull some strings. 128 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:30,958 - [Father] Have you heard from the institute yet? 129 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,392 - Nope not yet dad. 130 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,795 - [Father] I'm sure you're gonna make it kiddo. 131 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,929 - What daddy wants, 132 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:37,465 daddy gets. 133 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:40,901 - That's all your father's been talking about honey. 134 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,836 Chloe how are you spending the summer? 135 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,237 - Check please. 136 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,573 - [Mother] Owen mentioned you might be doing 137 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,508 a research position at Harvard? 138 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,042 - I haven't heard anything yet. 139 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,744 - Well if nothing pans out, 140 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,412 you can always come work for me. 141 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,147 Your father would like that. 142 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,316 He's still not over you turning down 143 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,486 that internship last semester. 144 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,187 - [Mother] Or you know sweetie, 145 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,923 you could spend the summer in France with Owen. 146 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,125 It's a beautiful romantic country, 147 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:08,428 and I'm sure he'd love the company. 148 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,798 - Have you heard from Tatiana? 149 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:11,799 - Dude drop it. 150 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:12,866 - Oh come on. 151 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,134 - Pretty girl. 152 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,403 Too bad you let that one slip away. 153 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,772 - Can we forget about Tatiana already please? 154 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,908 - I will never forget about Tatiana. 155 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:22,309 A rose by ant other name. 156 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,612 - And she never wore a hoodie tied around her waist. 157 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,013 - Her gift to the world. 158 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,280 - It wasn't working. 159 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,682 You guys know we were fighting all the time. 160 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,717 - Oh we know over, 161 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:30,951 what was? 162 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,152 - Chloe. 163 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,386 - Yeah. 164 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,255 - Over me going to France this summer. 165 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,423 - Bullshit. 166 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,591 She got pissed 'cause you and Chloe 167 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,759 were always hanging out together. 168 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,160 And she said choose, 169 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:40,994 and you did. 170 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,462 I'm proud of you bro. 171 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,565 Give up sex with the most beautiful woman on the planet 172 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,333 in favor of friendship. 173 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,570 - Who says I don't have both? 174 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,438 - Have? - Have? 175 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:54,942 - What do you want to be when you grow up? 176 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,713 - A rock and roll star. 177 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,485 You? 178 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,288 - That's easy. 179 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,356 Your groupie. 180 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:17,698 - Oh. 181 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,637 (upbeat music) 182 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,579 * Oh no 183 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:34,615 * Not this time to 184 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,651 * I'm the only 185 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:41,521 * One you to got to use 186 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,858 * And if I tell you 187 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,861 * All this could be 188 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:52,332 * Nothing more than 189 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,769 * A way to leave you 190 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,772 * Would you want me 191 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:14,387 * And now you're sorry 192 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,958 * For the things you 193 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,293 * Did to me 194 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:25,098 * I want you to know 195 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,501 * I feel I was the one who 196 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:32,439 * Got used and used to 197 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,976 * Just about anything 198 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,979 * You would tell me 199 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:44,284 * But those days are more than over now 200 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,026 - Guys I don't know. 201 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,295 Is it worth risking a good friend for a little sex? 202 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,697 - How about a lot of sex? 203 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,165 - What's to say anythings changes? 204 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,466 - What if it were just another aspect to the relationship 205 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,101 with no emotions-- 206 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,335 - No, no. 207 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,871 If that were possible, 208 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,505 I would have slept with all three of these guys by now. 209 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,439 - Really. 210 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,975 - Emotions are always involved. 211 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,509 - [Shirley] What? - Yes. 212 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,377 - [Shirley] What happened to this grand theory of yours? 213 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,211 - I was wrong. 214 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,045 Sex changes everything. 215 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,146 It has too. 216 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,481 - Oh, Richard. - Richard. 217 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,382 - Who's Richard? 218 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,316 - Her therapist. 219 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,051 - The esteemed Dr. Richard Weed. 220 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,252 - Quite it'd seem. 221 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,187 He wrote the best selling self help book 222 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,188 Straightening out the Kinks. 223 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,455 - Ever read it? 224 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,290 - God no. 225 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,491 - Oh it was brilliant. 226 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,859 - Wait a sec, 227 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,094 Richard Weed? 228 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,061 Your therapists name is Dick Weed? 229 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:28,996 - [Allison] Uh-huh. 230 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,563 - And Dick Weed is right. 231 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,565 Sex puts the friendship at risk. 232 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,034 - Are you speaking from experience? 233 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,568 - Maybe. 234 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,170 - Oh you just can't deny that sleeping with someone 235 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,471 who knows you design pornographic websites for a living, 236 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,873 and that you spend half your work day 237 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,474 jerking off to girls working the webcam 238 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,676 at the other side of the room. 239 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:44,077 - Actually Brad, 240 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,578 you were the only one who knew that. 241 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,747 - Not anymore. 242 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,916 - Do you masturbate often? 243 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,252 - Eight to 10 times a day. 244 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,889 Is that a lot? 245 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:56,924 - You are whipped. 246 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,491 And you, 247 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:02,162 you wouldn't need therapy if you just followed my rules. 248 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,066 (old timey music) 249 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,320 Friends don't fuck. 250 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,521 - Ah yes. 251 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,023 - Sorry. 252 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,959 My vote still goes to you don't lend money to friends. 253 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,393 - I'm with you. 254 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,627 - [Jeff] Oh you should never lend money to friends. 255 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,863 - Alison lends me money all the time. 256 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:36,529 - [Alison] Yeah and you never pay me back. 257 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,464 - [Brad] See. 258 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,799 - That is different. 259 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,433 I can face you in the morning 260 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,634 if I've lent you 20 bucks 261 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,903 and you haven't paid me back. 262 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,137 - Then lend me 20 bucks so I can see. 263 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,672 - Absolutely not. 264 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,841 But would we really be sitting here 265 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,042 having this conversation-- 266 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,543 - If he white washed your tonsils? 267 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,913 - You never cease to amaze me. 268 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:53,914 - Gross. - Thank you. 269 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:54,748 - Oh my god. 270 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,049 Enough guys, you win. 271 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,250 - Dick Weed wins. - Dick Weed wins. 272 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,752 - Shot that argument to hell. (cheers) 273 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,087 - No, no nobody wins. 274 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,122 There are no rules when it comes to fucking. 275 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,357 That is what keeps it interesting. 276 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,426 - Classic spinner philosophy. 277 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,795 - What's a spinner? 278 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,529 - I'll explain later. 279 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,531 Oh speaking of fucking, 280 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,067 how are things between you and the queefer? 281 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,335 - Don't. 282 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,904 - Have you rescued any strays lately? 283 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:17,905 - What's this? 284 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,172 - [Shirley] Brad didn't tell you? 285 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,707 Tuesday Polly pussy farts in her sleep. 286 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,675 - I told you that in confidence remember? 287 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,245 - Oh right, I'm sorry I forgot. 288 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,515 Speak of the fish whisperer. 289 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,549 - What are we talking about? 290 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,084 - Fucking. 291 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,920 - [Brad] We're talking about how friends should not fuck. 292 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:33,921 - Alison has this theory-- 293 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,155 - Dick weed had this theory. 294 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,389 - That is puts the friendship at risk. 295 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,158 - Well aren't we friends? 296 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,693 - I mean people who are friends first. 297 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,831 - [Shirley] Like well Chloe and Own for example. 298 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,066 - I'll take that as my cue. 299 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,637 (rock music) 300 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,206 * Under a sea 301 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,074 * Came up for air 302 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,508 * Opened my eyes 303 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,578 * And heard release her 304 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,214 * Release her 305 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,950 * I had the blur of charcoal whites 306 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,418 * The needle filled 307 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,054 * She says release her 308 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,390 * Release her 309 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:46,626 * And I went home that day 310 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:50,030 * She left by nightfall 311 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:57,370 * But letting go was all I had to do 312 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,978 - Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 313 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:05,812 - What? 314 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,416 - I mean maybe Brad has a point. 315 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,722 (farts repeatedly) 316 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,235 - That was really nice. 317 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,370 - Whatever. 318 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:35,042 - Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 319 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:35,875 - What? 320 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:37,744 - I mean. 321 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,381 Maybe Brad has a point. 322 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:43,783 - Hey. 323 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,219 - Hey. 324 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,255 - Can I get one of those? 325 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,026 Thanks. 326 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,528 Here's to drinking on the job. 327 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,598 - To jobs you can drink on. 328 00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,699 - Here, here. 329 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,640 So I got this private session comin up. 330 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,641 This regular, 331 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,143 he's always wanting to see more. 332 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,644 So I was thinking, 333 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,313 you want to join us? 334 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:15,648 - On camera? 335 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,151 - No one has to see your face. 336 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,689 - I don't know. 337 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:23,856 - Sure you do. 338 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,286 - Perfect. 339 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,358 Just perfect. 340 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,762 (farts) 341 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,646 - Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 342 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,849 (record scratches) - What? 343 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,683 - I mean. 344 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,920 Maybe Brad has a point. 345 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,593 - [Shirley] It's like the whole Tatiana thing. 346 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,262 You know that was just physical. 347 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,463 They were never friends. 348 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,697 - God here we go again. 349 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,332 - Swear you are more obsessed with her 350 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,900 than Brad and Jeff combined. 351 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,435 - Well she was in the swimsuit issue. 352 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,670 - Um correction. 353 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,272 She was in a condom add in the swimsuit issue. 354 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,539 Huge difference. 355 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,308 - Can you imagine being the next girl 356 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,409 to have to be with him? 357 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,310 - Owen? 358 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,144 - Who else? 359 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,212 - How do you mean? 360 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,680 - I mean for him, 361 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,348 it must be like trading in the Porsche 362 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,883 for a broken down Ford. 363 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,552 - Are you saying that compared to Tatiana, 364 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,155 we all screw like broken down Fords? 365 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,590 God she wonders why we hate her. 366 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,792 - No I'm saying compared to Tatiana, 367 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,861 most women screw like broken down Fords. 368 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,198 Me I'm more like a Hummer. 369 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,800 An all terrain vehicle and SUV. 370 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,137 - What a steadily used vagina? 371 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,405 - Time out. 372 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,207 You had this conversation 373 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:23,876 while you were cleaning someone's teeth? 374 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,713 - No but it's funnier that way. 375 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,714 - Take Terra. 376 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,749 A little coffee shop muffin. 377 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,651 I mean the ass on that girl. 378 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,120 How come you never asked her out? 379 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,354 - She's 16. 380 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,955 - [Brad] Oh Christ that's not fair. 381 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,590 - You know girls like Terra 382 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,292 are the reason for my addiction to masturbation. 383 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,427 - You should tell her that when we get coffee later. 384 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,828 - Please don't. 385 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,730 - It's the only truly safe form of sex. 386 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,232 - I think it's overrated. 387 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,166 - [Jeff] That's because you're not doing it right. 388 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,367 - How do you do it wrong? 389 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,101 - [Jeff] Right hand or left hand? 390 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:48,635 - Right. - Right. 391 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:49,569 - Right. 392 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,437 There in lies the problem. 393 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,804 - I'm right handed. 394 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,240 - Exactly you do everything with that hand. 395 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,641 - It's a talented hand. 396 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:55,975 - It's overworked. 397 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,644 You need to cultivate your left hand. 398 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,279 Train it. 399 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,114 Dedicate it to the act. 400 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,251 So how's Einstein? 401 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,084 - Dead. 402 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,455 - Dead? 403 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,557 - As dead as the genius he's named after. 404 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,660 - I don't know what's more disturbing. 405 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,263 You having a pet shrimp 406 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,266 or the fact that you brought it to the vet. 407 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,534 - So I had a session with Richard this morning. 408 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,603 - [Chloe] Dick Weed, Dick Weed, Dick Weed. 409 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,604 - Fuck Dick Weed. 410 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,538 - Where's this coming from? 411 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,939 - [Shirley] No really, 412 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,974 you should fuck him. 413 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,176 You could use the release. 414 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,377 - Talk about therapy. 415 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,411 - Come on. 416 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:32,512 - Is he cute? 417 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,848 - I'm not answering that. 418 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,884 - [Shirley] He's cute. 419 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,553 So you stare into his blue eyes? 420 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,955 - They're brown. 421 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,191 - Thank you. 422 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,292 Twice a week. 423 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,559 - Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. 424 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,595 - And you tell him all your darkest secrets. 425 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,862 - You are evil. 426 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,232 God I hope they revoke your spinners license. 427 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,033 - Gets me off just thinking about it. 428 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,435 - Is there anything that doesn't get you off? 429 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,338 - That's besides the point. 430 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,740 - [Alison] Look I am not-- - Thank you. 431 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,610 - [Alison] Interested in my therapist. 432 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,978 - A 35 year old who specializes 433 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,747 in deviant sexual behavior? 434 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,616 - Oh think of what he could teach you. 435 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,851 Besides I am tired of being 436 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,521 the only one of us getting laid. 437 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,324 - I'm getting laid. 438 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,059 - What? 439 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,629 Sure you are. (laughs) 440 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,463 - No. 441 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,664 No really. 442 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,400 - [Alison] Mr. Buzzy does not count. 443 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,568 - Mr. Buzzy? 444 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,537 You call your vibrator Mr. Buzzy. 445 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,439 No wonder you're in therapy. 446 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,640 - No, no, no. 447 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,375 I called Chloe's vibrator Mr. Buzzy. 448 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,076 - [Chloe] I told you that in confidence. 449 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,878 - I'm sorry. 450 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,112 - Oh so then, 451 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,448 what do you call yours? 452 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,649 Old faithful. 453 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,116 - [Chloe] Why don't you believe me? 454 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,453 - Because we would know. 455 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,454 - Oh you couldn't keep that from us. 456 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,121 We'd kill you. - Mhm. 457 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:50,823 - But I am. 458 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,425 On a regular basis. 459 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,695 - So who is it then? 460 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,963 Do we know him? 461 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,703 (repeated ticks) 462 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,607 (guitar strums) 463 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,578 - Ow, ow, ow, ow. 464 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,046 - Music and pain go hand in hand. 465 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,982 - So how's the lesson going? 466 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:20,019 - Well (guitar strums badly). 467 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,621 Still completely inept. 468 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,956 - He's brilliant and you should hear him sing. 469 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,292 - Come on dude. 470 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,726 We're gonna miss the movie. 471 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,794 - [Man In White Shirt] Right so we're just going-- 472 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,128 - Gonna go now okay. 473 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,863 There you go. 474 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:31,698 Play nice. 475 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,068 - Anyway back to this. 476 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,605 So you gotta push down here really hard. 477 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,773 Middle finger right there. 478 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,577 (Owen sighs) 479 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,114 Get that sound. 480 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,148 What? 481 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,717 What? 482 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,084 You were right there? 483 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:52,985 You had it. 484 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:55,722 Owen. 485 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,759 (guitar strums) 486 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,765 Dude it's barely noon. 487 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,167 (Owen gulps) 488 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,073 Okay. 489 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:17,076 Well I guess the lesson's over then. 490 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,319 - (sighs) Look I-- 491 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,654 - Something on your mind? 492 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,755 - No well, 493 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,022 yeah. 494 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,891 No you know what no. 495 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,059 Nevermind. - What? 496 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:33,960 - I'm just gonna go. - No don't go. 497 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,194 Don't go. - I'm gonna go. 498 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,563 - [Chloe] I don't feel like studying. 499 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,630 - Me neither. 500 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,604 - [Chloe] And it's no fun to drink alone. 501 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,040 Come on, stay. 502 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,010 Have another beer. 503 00:21:59,151 --> 00:21:59,986 Owen. 504 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,921 (guitar strums softly) 505 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,423 - You don't have a boyfriend. 506 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,424 - [Chloe] Right. 507 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,625 - And I don't have a girlfriend. 508 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,126 - [Chloe] Anymore. - Right. 509 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,260 - [Chloe] Are you gonna tell me something I don't know? 510 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,496 - Spring time. 511 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,997 You know that's... 512 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,901 You're horny right? 513 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,937 - Yeah I guess. 514 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,939 Yeah I'm horny. 515 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,307 - Because I know I am, 516 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,609 but we don't have time. 517 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,611 Between school and work, 518 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:25,545 your band. 519 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,279 - Who has time for a sex life? 520 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:28,548 - No time. 521 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,482 I mean I might be in France this summer. 522 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:30,783 - No what girl would want you? 523 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,884 - Exactly. 524 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,252 No. (laughs) 525 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,521 That's not what I mean. 526 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,556 - [Chloe] I have no idea what you mean. 527 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,325 - All of that doesn't eliminate the desire, 528 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,594 but one night stands-- 529 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:44,163 - Leave you feeling worse. 530 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:47,099 Where are you going with this Owen? 531 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:53,039 - Let's sleep together? 532 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,408 It could be perfect. 533 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,076 - [Chloe] Perfect? 534 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,177 - Guilt free sex? 535 00:22:58,177 --> 00:22:59,746 - Right. 536 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,281 - I mean we've known each other forever. 537 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:03,816 - Longer. 538 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,919 - Why not help one another relieve a little of the... 539 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:09,221 - Tension? - Yeah. 540 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,790 Tension. 541 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,024 Think about it. 542 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,396 We know everything about one another. 543 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,398 I mean I probably know what you like and don't like in bed 544 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,434 than all of your ex boyfriends combined. 545 00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:22,969 - [Chloe] Well that's because I've always 546 00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,170 complained to you about them. 547 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,505 - Right and you know more about what I like. 548 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:26,739 - [Chloe] And that's because-- 549 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,341 - Because we know each other so well. 550 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:30,276 - Too well. 551 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,645 - No such thing. 552 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:35,715 Think about it. 553 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,083 There'd be no risk of romance. 554 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,918 No fear of commitment. 555 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,755 Just good hot sex between friends. 556 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:44,491 There when you want it. 557 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,425 There when you need it. 558 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,196 - You sound like a commercial. 559 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,634 - Okay. 560 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,603 Okay don't mind me. 561 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:57,436 I'm, 562 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,608 I'm just gonna exit gracefully now. 563 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:06,345 Please forget I said anything. 564 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,685 - Okay. 565 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,253 - [Owen] See you later. 566 00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,087 - No. 567 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,123 I said okay. 568 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,528 - You mean like okay, okay? 569 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:29,335 - Yes. 570 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:30,169 Yeah. 571 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,003 - Yeah? 572 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:33,740 - Why not? 573 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:34,841 - You mean... 574 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,209 - I mean... 575 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,881 Let's do it. 576 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:45,752 You in? 577 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,055 - Well. 578 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,658 Yeah. 579 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:53,425 I guess. 580 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:59,566 (slow upbeat music) 581 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:06,739 (long guitar chord) 582 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:13,045 (heavy breathing) 583 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:17,550 - Whoa. 584 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,088 - That rocked. 585 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:26,525 (laughs) (both groans) 586 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,795 - Oh god. - Oh man. 587 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:30,997 - [Alison] Tell us you're kidding. 588 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,765 - [Shirley] She's not kidding. 589 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:35,134 She is so not kidding. 590 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,903 - God I should never have told you. 591 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:37,737 - Why? 592 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:38,805 It's not a big deal. 593 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,006 - It's a very big deal. 594 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,273 - But isn't that like fucking your-- 595 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,375 - Owen is nothing like my brothers. 596 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,444 I don't think of him like that. 597 00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:46,512 I never have. 598 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:47,780 - You gotta understand. 599 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:48,881 It felt so right. 600 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,650 So natural like 601 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:53,119 we were meant to be together. 602 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,887 - Oh come on. 603 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,623 You know what I mean. 604 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,025 It's not right. 605 00:25:59,025 --> 00:26:00,426 Tell him. 606 00:26:00,426 --> 00:26:04,296 - Well so much for believing in your own theory. 607 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:07,934 Being friends first before becoming romantically involved. 608 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,468 - So that's what this is? 609 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:10,703 A test of-- 610 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,705 - Of the emergency fuck system? 611 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:15,074 - Oh (laughs sarcastically) cute. 612 00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:16,843 - Yeah I think so. 613 00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,846 - Owen and I are fuck buddies. 614 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,180 - Friends with benefits. 615 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,248 - Plain and simple. 616 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,482 It's just sex. 617 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:25,117 - Look Owen that is great in concept. 618 00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,153 The whole friends with benefits thing, 619 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:28,688 but it doesn't work man. 620 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:30,189 - Speaking from experience, 621 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,024 or is this another one of the unwritten rules? 622 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,125 - Unfortunately Owen, 623 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:36,562 that rule is written everywhere. 624 00:26:36,562 --> 00:26:39,398 (soft rock music) 625 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:50,777 - [Owen] Hey. 626 00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:55,314 Just don't tell the girls okay. 627 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,249 I promise Chloe I wouldn't say anything you know. 628 00:26:57,249 --> 00:26:58,918 - [Jeff] Hey! 629 00:26:58,918 --> 00:26:59,852 Girls! - Hi. 630 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,520 - Hi. - Hi. 631 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,891 - [Jeff] Just goin this way. 632 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:06,025 - [Alison] We're going this way. 633 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:08,127 (laughs) 634 00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,038 - Fuck buddies. 635 00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:20,639 Can you believe it? 636 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,912 I need another drink. 637 00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:27,013 - Me too. 638 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,715 - This is all my fault. 639 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:30,049 I'm the one who put the idea in their heads. 640 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:30,983 - Oh give me a break. 641 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:31,884 - [Jeff] Hey girls. 642 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:33,720 - Hey. - Hey boys. 643 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,653 - Hey Shirls, 644 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,521 do you know what the time is? 645 00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:36,555 - Oh it's shot time. 646 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:37,656 - It's shot time. 647 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,725 - [Jeff] Yay. 648 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:40,192 Shots. 649 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,493 - You guys seen Owen or Chloe? 650 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,830 - Owen's not with you? 651 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:47,666 - [Jeff] They must be studying for the boards. 652 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,901 - Yeah. 653 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,402 - [Jeff] You know what their parents are like. 654 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,838 - Yeah, yep, yep. 655 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,873 All that pressure. 656 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:55,708 - Pressure. - Pressure. 657 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:56,542 - Yeah. 658 00:27:58,577 --> 00:27:59,411 Pressure. 659 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,681 - Glad I'm not in their shoes. 660 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,555 (rock music) 661 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:28,240 (banging on door) 662 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,878 (rock music) 663 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,188 (moaning) 664 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:47,059 (Chloe laughs) 665 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,596 - [Chloe] Hello. 666 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:55,701 (Chloe moans) 667 00:29:04,443 --> 00:29:07,847 (Owen blows a raspberry) 668 00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:14,586 - [Chloe] What are you doing? 669 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,793 * Woke up with song in my head 670 00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:23,562 * This morning 671 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:26,332 * Woke up with this song in my head 672 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:29,601 * This morning 673 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:33,672 * I was dreaming about your record collection 674 00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:37,109 * And all of our 675 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,445 * Scratched affections 676 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,547 * I woke with this song in my head 677 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:44,150 * This morning 678 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,353 - Okay. 679 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:49,155 Last year, Greg. 680 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:52,859 He was the cutest guy with the best smile. 681 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:56,162 It was our first date and we were just talking 682 00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:57,496 and drinking and 683 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:01,333 I liked the way it felt. 684 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:07,239 Really liked the way it felt. 685 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,909 (guitar strums) 686 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:15,047 (Alison moans) 687 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,054 Oh god. 688 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:24,390 For that you deserve a beer. 689 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,448 - Hey what about that beer? 690 00:30:52,718 --> 00:30:54,186 - [Jeff] Anastomosis. 691 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:56,088 - Anastomosis is the surgical connection 692 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:57,356 between two structures. 693 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,824 Usually a connection that is formed between 694 00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:00,259 two tubular structures, 695 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:02,294 such as blood vessels or loops of intestines. 696 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,395 Is that correct? 697 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:04,296 - Yep beautiful. 698 00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:05,664 - Brad? 699 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:06,732 - Oh um yeah. 700 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,335 Tenes-- - Tenesmus. 701 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:11,803 Difficulty passing stools. 702 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,605 The constant feeling of the need to empty the bowel, 703 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:16,075 usually associated with inflammatory diseases 704 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,243 of the bowel. 705 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,777 - Dude this is fucking disgusting. 706 00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:19,946 I can't watch Lilly touch herself 707 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:21,413 and quiz you on shit. 708 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:25,217 - Well the next chapter is on the urinary tract. 709 00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:26,718 - Oh great. - Oh goody. 710 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,987 - That's not the point. 711 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,655 - Yeah can you please just tell us, 712 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:31,157 'cause I've been dying to know, 713 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,226 how did you get up the nerve to ask Chloe? 714 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,427 - That's not the point. 715 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:36,828 She's the point. 716 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,064 - I've been thinking about it for a while. 717 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:39,865 It's all I've been thinking about. 718 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:41,433 - Fuck it's all I think about. 719 00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:42,935 - Dude I don't mean sex. 720 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:44,203 - Wait a second. 721 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,437 Isn't that what this is all about? 722 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,106 Friends with benefits. 723 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,274 Fuck buddies. 724 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:49,775 No strings attached. 725 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,643 I mean it's gotta be the best sex you've ever had right? 726 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:55,714 - I wanted to know what it would be like to kiss her. 727 00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:58,150 I kissed her once I mean-- - Look at that. 728 00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,651 - On a dare when we were 10. 729 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:03,455 - [Young Chloe] I dare you to kiss me like that. 730 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,825 - [Brad] And you've been waiting over a decade 731 00:32:06,825 --> 00:32:07,960 to kiss her again? 732 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,329 - No cut to the senior prom. 733 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:14,466 * I see you dancing circles in my mind 734 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:17,536 * Is this love I found again 735 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:20,072 * Or is this love for the first time 736 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:25,044 * I see you dancing circles in my mind 737 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:27,813 * Is this love I found again 738 00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:30,349 * Or is this love for the first time 739 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:31,517 * Don't 740 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:35,587 * I can see you dancing circles in my mind 741 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:37,523 * Is this love I found again 742 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:40,526 * Or is this love for the first time 743 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:44,696 * I can see you dancing circles in my mind 744 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,034 * Is this love I found again 745 00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,335 - And that's when I realized 746 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:50,902 I wanted so badly for her to dare me again. 747 00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:53,205 I've thought about that dance every day since. 748 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:56,142 - [Woman] That is really beautiful. 749 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,378 - No she's right. - Please. 750 00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:03,115 - Kissing means so much more than fucking. 751 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:05,517 You can get so lost in a kiss. 752 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:07,786 - You know just because I'm an internet porn star 753 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:10,189 doesn't mean I can't see the beauty in a kis.s 754 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:11,890 - He who binds to himself with joy 755 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,892 does the winged life destroy. 756 00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:16,395 But he who kisses the joy as it flies 757 00:33:16,395 --> 00:33:19,465 lives in an eternity sunrise. 758 00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:20,466 - William Blake. 759 00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:21,967 - You can be so gay. 760 00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:23,869 Your mouth is not for talking. 761 00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:25,137 And you, 762 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:26,405 took you six years to make your move. 763 00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:28,140 - We were both going to the same school. 764 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,541 I mean what if it didn't work out? 765 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,509 I'd still have to see her everyday. 766 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,777 - But why now? 767 00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:32,844 You still see her everyday. 768 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,146 What's changed? 769 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,582 - I couldn't wait any longer. 770 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,089 - Penelope Switzer. 771 00:33:43,089 --> 00:33:44,790 My best friend in high school. 772 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:46,258 We were both computer geeks. 773 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,360 Into the same music, the same games. 774 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,629 We had a lot in common including the fact that 775 00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:52,498 we were both virgins. 776 00:33:52,498 --> 00:33:54,866 - We could just sort of you know 777 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,235 see what it feels like. 778 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:57,436 - Yeah I guess it could be practice 779 00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:58,770 for when we got to college. 780 00:33:58,770 --> 00:33:59,871 - Exactly. 781 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,006 Come on Jeff let's do it. 782 00:34:01,006 --> 00:34:02,708 - Okay when? 783 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,110 - Now. - Now? 784 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:08,780 It was awkward at first. (bell dings) 785 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:09,715 - [Penelope] Oh, oh. 786 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:10,649 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 787 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:11,450 - Do you need help with that? 788 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:12,384 - [Penelope] No, no. 789 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,420 I think I got it this time. 790 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:15,854 - But then I don't know. 791 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:18,957 Oh the sword has been sheathed. 792 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:21,260 Everything seemed to work. 793 00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:22,228 Everything. 794 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:24,130 Marley's pancakes. 795 00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:27,032 Until the next day at school, 796 00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:30,001 I caught her making out with Val Erdaddio. 797 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,903 When I asked her about it later, 798 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,339 she told me it was none of my business, 799 00:34:33,339 --> 00:34:35,274 but she never spoke to me again. 800 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:38,410 As much as I hated losing her as a friend, 801 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,146 I have to admit watching them kiss 802 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:43,215 was the hottest thing I've ever seen. 803 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:48,254 So I guess that was the best sex I've never had. 804 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,857 Christ that's depressing. 805 00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:57,396 Could I have a minute? 806 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:01,567 - [Owen] What is the molecular formula for chloral hydrate? 807 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:04,035 - Oh two part carbon, three part hydrogen, 808 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:07,072 three chlorine, two part oxygen. 809 00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,540 - Okay. - Yes. 810 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,542 - And what are some of the possible side effects 811 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,878 when combined with alcohol consumption? 812 00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:14,280 - Oh interesting. 813 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,383 Let's see most commonly drowsiness, confusion, 814 00:35:17,383 --> 00:35:19,351 weakness, slow and irregular breathing, 815 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,719 nausea and vomiting. 816 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,920 Then you have the depression of blood pressure 817 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:23,355 and respiration. 818 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:27,092 Cardiac arrhythmia, convulsions, liver damage? 819 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:29,928 Oh and of course it can potentiate 820 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:31,430 various anticoagulants. 821 00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,966 And is weakly mutagenic both in vitro and in vivo. 822 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,302 Oh I am so good, 823 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,171 I am so good. 824 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:41,273 What you've never slipped anyone a mickey? 825 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,841 Hey pass me the pipette. 826 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,676 - How do you remember all of this? 827 00:35:44,676 --> 00:35:46,111 - Oh I don't know. 828 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:47,613 I just do. 829 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:49,381 - You know I hit the books every free moment I get 830 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:52,083 and I'm struggling to maintain a B average, 831 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,919 and you're like Rain Man. 832 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,086 It's unbelievable. 833 00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,423 - Hey dude it ain't brain surgery. 834 00:35:57,423 --> 00:35:59,024 I mean. 835 00:35:59,024 --> 00:36:00,492 - Funny. 836 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,894 It was either that or rocket science I suppose. 837 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,830 - Oh you mean we could have been astronauts instead. 838 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,065 - Well my dad said I spend too much time 839 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:08,834 staring at the stars as is so. 840 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,536 - Not enough if you ask me. 841 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:13,805 Yeah my parents weren't too thrilled 842 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:15,407 with the whole research thing 843 00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,709 until I explained to them I wanted to save millions of lives 844 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:20,145 instead of just one at a time. 845 00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:23,749 Besides my dad said my bedside manner 846 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:27,786 would be a little on the nonexistent side. 847 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:29,120 - He's so wrong. 848 00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:39,097 (soft music) - My glasses. 849 00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:40,932 (laughs) 850 00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,369 (soft music) 851 00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:50,542 * Left out in the cold 852 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:54,713 * Broken and we're all alone 853 00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,949 * So now I'll take my hand 854 00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,685 - [Shirley] How long is that gonna take? 855 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,752 I'm starving. 856 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,187 - He's a wiz. 857 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:03,922 Give him 20 minutes. 858 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:05,257 - [Jeff] This should fix the problem. 859 00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:06,792 - Are you sure? 860 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,594 Because every x-ray of every patient is on that computer. 861 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:10,028 What is that-- - Done. 862 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:11,430 - It crashed. 863 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,531 - No I'm done. 864 00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:13,532 Problem solved. 865 00:37:13,532 --> 00:37:14,766 X-rays saved. 866 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,368 Back them up next time. 867 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,670 - Just like a guy to brag. 868 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:19,871 - Hey you and Alison though right. 869 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,940 - Yeah but that's different. 870 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,108 - How? 871 00:37:23,108 --> 00:37:24,209 - It just is. 872 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:27,245 - So does anything else need fixing? 873 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,079 - Oh god. 874 00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:30,816 My carburetor. 875 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:32,618 The state of the democratic parties. 876 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:33,785 Saturday Night Live, 877 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,020 it hasn't been funny for years. 878 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,656 Gas prices, pimento cheese spread. 879 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:39,358 Consistency. - Oh. 880 00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:40,592 - My mom's cat. 881 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,960 Chloe and Owen-- - Wait. 882 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,228 - Polly would think they were sick. 883 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:45,397 - Wait what? - What are you doing with her? 884 00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:47,433 - I like the queefing. 885 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:50,336 It makes my whole room smell pussy fresh. 886 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:51,503 - I'm serious. 887 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:56,207 - She was this really cute girl 888 00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:58,510 spending her days working in this animal shelter 889 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,011 for like no money, 890 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,981 and finding these homes for these dogs that no one wanted. 891 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,916 - So what happened? 892 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:08,253 - I guess that was all we had in common. 893 00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:10,756 - Richard thinks that their friendship is doomed. 894 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:12,591 One of them is gonna fall in love 895 00:38:12,591 --> 00:38:13,825 while the other one doesn't. 896 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,662 Or his expectations will be higher than hers. 897 00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:17,929 - Why do you listen to this guy? 898 00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:19,831 - Because he's always there to listen to me. 899 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,500 - That's what your friends are for. 900 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,935 - Breaking up's harder than staying together. 901 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:26,104 Who has time to date anyways right? 902 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:28,206 - The Chloe and Owen argument? 903 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,040 - I guess. 904 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:32,778 Do you think they're just horny? 905 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,081 - No lonely. 906 00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:39,485 Having someone to hold. 907 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,654 Someone to talk to after the sex. 908 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,391 Someone to joke with, laugh with, 909 00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:48,527 make breakfast with in the morning. 910 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:51,296 - You know I keep thinking that-- 911 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,633 - Don't worry about it. 912 00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,334 Owen and Chloe will be fine. 913 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,505 - No, no that's not what I was thinking. 914 00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,873 (phone rings) 915 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:03,074 - I'll get that. 916 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:04,943 - It's your phone. (Jeff laughs) 917 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:08,213 - Right. (phone rings) 918 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,185 - Hi honey. 919 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,355 No it's just me and 920 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,189 TV. 921 00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:20,258 Yeah. 922 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:23,495 Not too much longer. 923 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,163 It's getting late. 924 00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,999 - So what then were you thinking? 925 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:29,100 - That was... 926 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:32,504 - Polly, I know. 927 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:37,609 * Misfits we may be 928 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:41,312 * Together you and me 929 00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:44,149 * Rewrite history 930 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:48,554 * Together wait and see 931 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:55,427 * If nobody wants you 932 00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:58,597 * If nobody needs you 933 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:03,669 * Please know that I want you 934 00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:07,506 * Please know that I need you 935 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:15,581 (soft rock music) (moaning) 936 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:34,633 (growls) 937 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:47,579 * Time saved me once and then 938 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:50,315 * I kept waiting 939 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:56,622 * And I keep waiting up 940 00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:59,858 * For it to come again 941 00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:03,629 - Phoebe Zervudas. 942 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:06,598 Met her at this dog park I used to go to. 943 00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:08,166 Great place to meet chicks. 944 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,235 I'd give them sob story about losing my dog. 945 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:13,572 I swear there is nothing better than sympathy head. 946 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:15,373 So we get back to my place 947 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,408 and she's feeling so bad about my poor little lost pooch, 948 00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:21,146 she's ready to do anything to easy my pain. 949 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:22,280 Anything. 950 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,481 Enter Waldo. 951 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:24,516 - Hey boyfriend. 952 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,084 - No, her English bulldog. 953 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:27,953 She took that dog everywhere. 954 00:41:27,953 --> 00:41:29,087 We're going at it, (moaning in background) 955 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,556 and there's no (mumbles). 956 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:31,990 Next thing I know I feel something tickling my balls. 957 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,259 I mean what the fuck right? 958 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,361 I'm thinking this girl is God's gift. 959 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,563 I mean she's Greek. 960 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:38,897 Greek. 961 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:40,365 And so I look back to see what she's doing, 962 00:41:40,365 --> 00:41:44,570 and it's her dog on the bed with his head up my ass. 963 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:46,137 I mean up my ass. 964 00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:47,372 I know if I say something, 965 00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:48,506 that's the end of it. 966 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,308 This girl feels way too good. 967 00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:51,777 So I try to you know shoo the dog away with my foot, 968 00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,679 but that only gets the little bastard going harder. 969 00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:55,847 He's tonguing my ass, licking my balls. 970 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,316 I'm screaming, Phoebe's speaking in tongues. 971 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,886 She starts sucking my nipples, clawing my back, 972 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,221 biting my face, tongue fucking my ear. 973 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:05,456 And I just fucking lose it. 974 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:08,459 Whoo. 975 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:13,999 I offered her 5,000 bucks for that dog that night. 976 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:19,037 (soft music) 977 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:26,578 He wasn't for sale. 978 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,217 - [Chloe] What are you doing this summer? 979 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,285 - [Owen] I don't know. 980 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:38,189 - [Chloe] You still haven't heard anything yet? 981 00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:41,660 - Un un. 982 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,493 Why? 983 00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:46,131 - 'Cause we're gonna go on tour. 984 00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:50,568 We're gonna start out in Seattle 985 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,704 then go down to Portland, San Francisco, 986 00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:54,105 L.A then head east. 987 00:42:54,105 --> 00:42:56,274 We're talking to booking agents now. 988 00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:58,276 - That's great. 989 00:42:58,276 --> 00:42:59,745 You're gonna get so much exposure. 990 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:01,112 - I know, I know. 991 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,549 But I was wondering 992 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:09,154 if maybe you wanted to come with us? 993 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:11,857 - On the road. 994 00:43:11,857 --> 00:43:15,193 - You can be my own personal roadie. 995 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,461 - I don't know. 996 00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:18,664 - No, no. 997 00:43:18,664 --> 00:43:19,798 I know, I know. 998 00:43:19,798 --> 00:43:21,532 Le Institut National de la Sante 999 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,935 et de la Recherche Medicale, 1000 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:28,406 but maybe you could think of this as your backup plan. 1001 00:43:28,406 --> 00:43:29,641 Think about it. 1002 00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:31,943 The five of us on the road all piled into one 1003 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,879 itty, bitty little van. 1004 00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:36,848 - It does sound luxurious. 1005 00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:39,184 - One star all the way baby. 1006 00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:42,087 Seriously Owen. 1007 00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,657 I've shared everything with you 1008 00:43:45,657 --> 00:43:47,158 for as long as I can remember. 1009 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:51,162 I don't think it would be as much fun without you. 1010 00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:55,100 - I... 1011 00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:58,904 - No I know, I know. 1012 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:01,606 It's late. 1013 00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,275 I'm gonna go. 1014 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:08,914 See you tomorrow? 1015 00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:11,182 - Of course. 1016 00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:16,187 (soft instrumental music) 1017 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,246 * From that old street 1018 00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:42,914 * To that new house 1019 00:44:42,914 --> 00:44:45,917 * The most beautiful hills 1020 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:48,419 * Inside your blouse 1021 00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:50,756 * To the rain that kept falling 1022 00:44:50,756 --> 00:44:53,024 * And those years off the rails 1023 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:56,962 * When we smiled like two sailors 1024 00:44:56,962 --> 00:44:58,529 - You ever have one of those days 1025 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,199 where you just feel gross? 1026 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:05,470 Freshman year I was doing extra credit work 1027 00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:07,973 for this psychology professor. 1028 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:20,919 - If I could grant you one wish... 1029 00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:24,923 - I told him all I wanted to do was take a bath. 1030 00:45:27,325 --> 00:45:29,594 * And the words from your lips 1031 00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:32,097 * What I'm trying to say is 1032 00:45:32,097 --> 00:45:34,800 * I was afraid that you'd leave 1033 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,935 (water splashes) 1034 00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:40,538 * And I started to breathe 1035 00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:44,442 - [Shirley] He kept my panties. 1036 00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:47,512 This old pair. 1037 00:45:47,512 --> 00:45:50,816 White cotton with blue polka dots 1038 00:45:50,816 --> 00:45:54,719 then it faded into this sort of sea foam green. 1039 00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:58,189 I wonder what he did with them, 1040 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,962 or if he still has them. 1041 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:08,800 (soft music) 1042 00:46:16,842 --> 00:46:18,743 So explain this to me again. 1043 00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:20,478 - Okay you know those emails-- - Spam. 1044 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:21,947 - Perhaps. 1045 00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:24,049 You get them everyday from some dethroned prince 1046 00:46:24,049 --> 00:46:25,683 in a country you've never heard of. 1047 00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:26,852 - I got one today from some 1048 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:28,553 exiled religious leader in Kazakhstan. 1049 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:29,554 - Yes. 1050 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:30,655 Just answered that one. 1051 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:32,457 He needs an American account 1052 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,092 in which to deposit 22 million dollars. 1053 00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:35,126 - It's a scam. 1054 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,194 - Most likely, 1055 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:37,195 but what if it weren't. 1056 00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:38,429 - [Shirley] I'll take that risk. 1057 00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:39,831 - I won't. 1058 00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:41,432 So I opened up a free checking account. 1059 00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:43,468 I keep a $1 balance so if someone's looking to wipe me out, 1060 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:44,769 it's no great loss. 1061 00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:47,372 And I answer every one of those emails. 1062 00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:50,075 - One day he hopes to wake up with millions in the account. 1063 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:51,009 - There it is. 1064 00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:52,143 - You're fucking crazy. 1065 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,311 - But cute. 1066 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:55,346 - I for one commend you my friend. 1067 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:56,547 Someone has to do it. 1068 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:57,382 No? 1069 00:46:58,249 --> 00:47:00,085 - You two are fucking. 1070 00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:02,888 - What? 1071 00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:03,922 - Yeah what? 1072 00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:05,023 - You heard me. 1073 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:06,224 - No, no. 1074 00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:07,725 No we're not. 1075 00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:09,928 We're just-- - Fucking. 1076 00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:12,898 (Alison and Jeff scoff) 1077 00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:13,965 - No, no, no. 1078 00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:16,567 No we're not. 1079 00:47:16,567 --> 00:47:20,305 - Well. (chuckles nervously) 1080 00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,048 - Yeah. 1081 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:31,182 - Thank god. 1082 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,250 - Why? 1083 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:33,618 - So are we. - So are we. 1084 00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:34,752 - What? 1085 00:47:34,752 --> 00:47:35,720 - For how long. 1086 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:36,687 - A little over a week. 1087 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:37,755 - That's the same here. 1088 00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:39,124 It just sort of happened? 1089 00:47:39,124 --> 00:47:41,259 - Yeah all this talk about-- - Fuck buddies. 1090 00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:43,094 - Friends with benefits. 1091 00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:45,030 - It gets you kind of worked up. 1092 00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:48,266 (all laughs awkwardly) 1093 00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:53,338 - Did anyone tell-- 1094 00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:54,172 - No. - No! 1095 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:55,273 No, no. 1096 00:47:55,273 --> 00:47:56,541 They wouldn't understand. 1097 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,708 - [Brad] They'd think we couldn't handle it. 1098 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,044 - Yeah that a little sex would put 1099 00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:00,311 too much pressure on the friendship. 1100 00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:01,479 - Ridiculous. 1101 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:02,780 - If anything it's relieving the pressure. 1102 00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:04,782 - I mean exactly. - Yeah. 1103 00:48:12,757 --> 00:48:15,826 Where are Owen and Chloe anyway? 1104 00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:19,064 - Same place we'd all like to be? 1105 00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:22,900 - I can't imagine Alison or Shirley doing this. 1106 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,003 - Why have you told them? 1107 00:48:25,971 --> 00:48:27,438 - No, no god. 1108 00:48:27,438 --> 00:48:29,107 We said we wouldn't. 1109 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:32,010 Have you told-- 1110 00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,178 - No, no, no, no. 1111 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:34,312 Of course not. 1112 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:36,347 - 'Cause I was just thinking 1113 00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:39,250 Alison would be planning her wedding by now. 1114 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,987 - It's only been a few weeks. 1115 00:48:41,987 --> 00:48:46,291 - Alison plans her wedding after the first date. 1116 00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:47,925 - That's frightening. 1117 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,594 I mean you're not... 1118 00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:52,163 - No, no. 1119 00:48:52,163 --> 00:48:53,498 - Just checking. 1120 00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:57,935 - Shirley would have cheated on you by now. 1121 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:01,839 - How can you cheat on someone if you're not, 1122 00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:03,541 I don't know, involved. 1123 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:07,078 - Trust me, she'd find a way. - Oh. 1124 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:10,115 You know I don't think Jeff could do it. 1125 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:12,483 He's one of those guys that believes 1126 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:13,918 in falling in love first. 1127 00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:16,087 - You know I always thought he and Alison 1128 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,589 would be really cute together. 1129 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:19,857 - If you could get him away 1130 00:49:19,857 --> 00:49:22,760 from his computer for five minutes. 1131 00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:24,996 - And Brad. 1132 00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:26,864 - Oh he'd just find someway to mess it up. 1133 00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:28,733 You know he talks a big game, 1134 00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:30,301 but in the end he'd either want more 1135 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,903 or less or something different. 1136 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:39,044 - Do you want more or less-- 1137 00:49:39,044 --> 00:49:40,345 - Or something different? 1138 00:49:40,345 --> 00:49:41,646 - Yeah. 1139 00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:44,015 - None of the above. 1140 00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:47,252 - You're happy with the way things are. 1141 00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:51,222 (soft guitar music) 1142 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:55,726 - It's a rule. 1143 00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:57,062 - No. - No. 1144 00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:58,829 - You'll like this one. 1145 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,266 Friends should fuck. 1146 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:03,334 No I amend that. 1147 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:04,835 Friends must fuck. 1148 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:07,305 - I was wrong. 1149 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,140 Owen and Chloe were right. 1150 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,942 Three cheers for Owen and Chloe. 1151 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:13,711 - Pip pip. - Hooray! 1152 00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:15,980 - How quickly little sex can make a guy change his mind. 1153 00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:16,814 - No, no. 1154 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:20,585 - But will he loan you 20 bucks? 1155 00:50:20,585 --> 00:50:21,586 - No. 1156 00:50:21,586 --> 00:50:22,853 - That rule will never change. 1157 00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:25,123 - Must never change. - Must never change. 1158 00:50:25,123 --> 00:50:26,324 - You see. 1159 00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:29,294 You are the only one who will do that to me. 1160 00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:31,962 - Mhm. - And for that I love you. 1161 00:50:43,274 --> 00:50:45,009 - Is this really happening? 1162 00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:46,577 - Oh god I hope so. 1163 00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:53,784 * How'd you get so drunk 1164 00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:57,122 * You disappointed 1165 00:50:57,122 --> 00:51:00,825 * What she feels coming true 1166 00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:04,962 * It's coming true 1167 00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:16,040 (coughing) 1168 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:31,322 - Oh there's this dog that came into the shelter last night 1169 00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:32,357 that I so want you to meet. 1170 00:51:32,357 --> 00:51:34,125 It's an English bulldog, 1171 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,826 eight years old. 1172 00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:37,695 It's dumb owner moved to a place 1173 00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:38,996 where they don't allow pets, 1174 00:51:38,996 --> 00:51:40,030 and she gave him up. 1175 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:43,000 I mean how do people do that? 1176 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,102 Have a dog as part of their family for years, 1177 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:46,871 I mean eight years, 1178 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:48,473 and then just give him up. 1179 00:51:48,473 --> 00:51:49,740 Sorry boy. 1180 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:50,775 Done with you. 1181 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:51,876 Don't need you anymore. 1182 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:54,179 I mean she'd be put in jail 1183 00:51:54,179 --> 00:51:55,480 if she just gave up on her own kids. 1184 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,982 There should be no difference. 1185 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,285 Brad? 1186 00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:02,320 Brad? 1187 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,321 - Huh, what? 1188 00:52:10,228 --> 00:52:13,231 - Are you staring at that guy's ass? 1189 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:15,666 - No. 1190 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:16,501 I'm just-- 1191 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:20,271 - Tired. 1192 00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:21,539 I just, 1193 00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:24,409 I didn't get much sleep last night. 1194 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,646 (soft rock music) 1195 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:34,952 * Sometimes seem like you're my only friend 1196 00:52:34,952 --> 00:52:39,123 (moaning) (stall door banging) 1197 00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:44,395 - No. 1198 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:45,796 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1199 00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:47,665 - No I said no. 1200 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,033 - What the fuck? 1201 00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:51,802 This was your idea to begin with. 1202 00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:54,439 You know what? 1203 00:52:54,439 --> 00:52:56,407 Fuck you alright. 1204 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:58,042 Fuck you. 1205 00:52:58,042 --> 00:53:00,245 * I fall apart 1206 00:53:00,245 --> 00:53:02,613 * And still you try 1207 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:07,418 * We're losing here to all the little things 1208 00:53:07,418 --> 00:53:11,055 * That smolder in the spring 1209 00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:15,226 * You're only half as far as I need to go 1210 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:17,662 - Something wrong? 1211 00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:23,133 * I stare straight ahead and wonder why 1212 00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:26,771 * This feeling grows with everyday 1213 00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:29,039 * I'm far from home 1214 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,342 * Last night 1215 00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:34,712 * I listened to you breathe 1216 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:37,147 * I like to watch you when you sleep 1217 00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:40,985 * And there's a storm outside 1218 00:53:42,086 --> 00:53:46,857 * But there's a comfort in your voice 1219 00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:49,860 * It brings me silence through the noise 1220 00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:53,998 * That fills my mind (phone ringing) 1221 00:53:53,998 --> 00:53:56,801 * With all the little things 1222 00:53:56,801 --> 00:54:00,037 * That smolder in the spring (phone rings) 1223 00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:04,575 * You're only half as far as I need to go 1224 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:07,978 * For another endless drive 1225 00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:12,317 * I stare straight ahead and wonder why 1226 00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:15,820 * This feeling grows with every day 1227 00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,588 * I'm far from home 1228 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,990 (rock music) 1229 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,937 (phone beeping) 1230 00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:44,649 (phone ringing) 1231 00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:01,832 (soft rock music) 1232 00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:08,906 * So now I 1233 00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:11,041 * Took the phone to bed at night 1234 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:14,111 * To catch your calls and pick my fights 1235 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:18,749 * And I'm being fair (moaning) 1236 00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,217 * See I don't 1237 00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:22,487 * I don't want to waste your time 1238 00:55:22,487 --> 00:55:25,723 * And it's not that you're a waste of mine 1239 00:55:25,723 --> 00:55:29,560 * But I'm getting scared 1240 00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,029 * Of all the little things 1241 00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:35,132 * That smolder in the spring 1242 00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:39,804 * You're only half as far as I need to go 1243 00:55:39,804 --> 00:55:43,140 * For another endless drive 1244 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:47,211 * Stare straight ahead and wonder why 1245 00:55:47,211 --> 00:55:50,347 * This feeling grows with every day 1246 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,483 * I'm far from home 1247 00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:54,251 * Oh 1248 00:55:59,424 --> 00:56:01,526 * Whoa oh 1249 00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:07,632 * Oh oh 1250 00:56:07,632 --> 00:56:10,468 (heavy breathing) 1251 00:56:31,155 --> 00:56:33,090 - I think I'm pregnant. 1252 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:36,527 - What? 1253 00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:39,697 - I think I'm pregnant. 1254 00:56:42,967 --> 00:56:43,801 - No. 1255 00:56:44,669 --> 00:56:45,503 No. 1256 00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:48,573 - [Chloe] Yeah. 1257 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:52,109 - Look we've been so careful. 1258 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:54,178 Well obviously not careful enough. 1259 00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:55,813 - How? 1260 00:56:55,813 --> 00:56:56,747 I mean why? 1261 00:56:57,615 --> 00:56:58,983 I mean no, no. 1262 00:56:58,983 --> 00:57:00,084 No, no, no, no. 1263 00:57:00,084 --> 00:57:01,185 This can't be happening. 1264 00:57:01,185 --> 00:57:02,386 Oh my god. 1265 00:57:02,386 --> 00:57:03,253 This absolutely cannot be happening. 1266 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,455 Really? 1267 00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:07,291 Oh my god this can't be happening. 1268 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,866 (slow music) 1269 00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:18,903 (laughs) 1270 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:25,042 What you think this is funny? 1271 00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:26,777 - I was kidding. 1272 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,513 It was just a joke. 1273 00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,314 - Not a funny joke. 1274 00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:31,982 - Aw come on. 1275 00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:32,983 I thought it was. 1276 00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:34,652 - You've got to be kidding me. 1277 00:57:34,652 --> 00:57:36,754 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1278 00:57:36,754 --> 00:57:38,689 We've got medical boards this week. 1279 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,525 First you expect me to a be a roadie for a band 1280 00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:41,926 and now this. 1281 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:43,694 How can you even think something like that is funny? 1282 00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:44,962 Fuck. 1283 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,463 Talk about our parents. 1284 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,665 They were having kids at our age. 1285 00:57:47,665 --> 00:57:49,166 I don't want to fucking end up like that. 1286 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:50,768 - [Chloe] Well it's nice to know how you really feel. 1287 00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:53,270 - What do you mean how I really feel? 1288 00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:54,438 You say something like that? 1289 00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:55,973 Come on. 1290 00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:58,375 You know how much that would fuck up our lives? 1291 00:57:58,375 --> 00:57:59,610 Everything would be over. 1292 00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:00,578 Might as well just put a gun to my head 1293 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:03,047 and pull the trigger. 1294 00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:04,014 Oh shit Chloe. 1295 00:58:04,014 --> 00:58:05,449 I'm sorry I didn't-- 1296 00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:06,851 - Well it's what you said. 1297 00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:10,054 - Look I just didn't expect that. 1298 00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:11,822 - Well neither did I. 1299 00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:13,858 - Wait. 1300 00:58:13,858 --> 00:58:15,526 - God for what? - For us. 1301 00:58:15,526 --> 00:58:17,361 - There is no us Owen. 1302 00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:21,732 We're just fuck buddies remember? 1303 00:58:21,732 --> 00:58:24,168 (door slams) 1304 00:58:27,805 --> 00:58:28,873 - Oh fuck me. 1305 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,843 (soft music) 1306 00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:44,488 (fingers tapping) 1307 00:58:49,794 --> 00:58:51,395 * When I get home (knocking) 1308 00:58:51,395 --> 00:58:53,931 * I'm gonna rip off all your cloths 1309 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:54,765 - Hey. 1310 00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:57,067 How you doin? 1311 00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:57,902 - Good. 1312 00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:01,772 You? 1313 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:05,843 - Can't stop thinking about it. 1314 00:59:07,678 --> 00:59:09,146 * Teach you some tricks 1315 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:12,717 * That I know you'll never know 1316 00:59:12,717 --> 00:59:14,284 - I love chocolate. 1317 00:59:17,454 --> 00:59:20,424 - I've never seen her angry like that before. 1318 00:59:20,424 --> 00:59:21,892 I mean we've never even fought. 1319 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:23,894 Lately I mean everything was going so great 1320 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,530 and it seemed to right. 1321 00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:27,765 God. 1322 00:59:27,765 --> 00:59:30,400 I can't believe I'm even saying this Brad, 1323 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,002 but you were right. 1324 00:59:33,170 --> 00:59:34,504 Brad. 1325 00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:36,006 - Yeah? 1326 00:59:36,006 --> 00:59:37,875 - Did you even hear a word I said? 1327 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,009 - Yeah, yeah sure. 1328 00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:40,377 You and Chloe are fighting. 1329 00:59:40,377 --> 00:59:41,646 It's just the pressure of the boards. 1330 00:59:41,646 --> 00:59:42,713 It'll pass in a few days. 1331 00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:43,848 - Was it, 1332 00:59:43,848 --> 00:59:45,349 oh God what happened to everyone? 1333 00:59:45,349 --> 00:59:47,551 There's something going on between Alison and Shirley. 1334 00:59:47,551 --> 00:59:49,153 The two of you, I don't even know. 1335 00:59:49,153 --> 00:59:50,821 You're walking around grinning like the village idiots. 1336 00:59:50,821 --> 00:59:52,322 - Do you really wanna know? 1337 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,391 You know how Andy Warhol once said, 1338 00:59:54,391 --> 00:59:56,560 and I'm paraphrasing here, 1339 00:59:57,762 --> 01:00:00,130 that sex is the biggest nothing of all time? 1340 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:02,399 - Yeah I've heard that before. 1341 01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:04,468 - Well I was beginning to agree with him. 1342 01:00:04,468 --> 01:00:07,037 I was almost forcing myself to believe it. 1343 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:08,272 - Get to the point. 1344 01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:10,340 - Now I know he was wrong. 1345 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:11,776 Completely wrong. 1346 01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:22,452 (burps) (coughs) 1347 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,329 - Sound it out. 1348 01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:35,532 - Polly does 1349 01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:39,670 does she know? 1350 01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:41,505 - Well technically no. 1351 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,441 It is after all just sex. 1352 01:00:45,609 --> 01:00:48,612 - Are you out of your mind? 1353 01:00:48,612 --> 01:00:50,681 - We're just fuck buddies. 1354 01:00:50,681 --> 01:00:51,682 - Oh, oh no. 1355 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:54,218 No, no. 1356 01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:56,086 I never want to hear that phrase ever again. 1357 01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:56,987 Ever again. 1358 01:00:58,055 --> 01:01:00,257 This is all my fault. 1359 01:01:00,257 --> 01:01:02,459 - And we have you to thank. 1360 01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:04,594 - Ugh. 1361 01:01:22,612 --> 01:01:25,750 (soft music) 1362 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:29,419 (doorbell rings repeatedly) 1363 01:01:32,823 --> 01:01:34,158 - Chloe come on. 1364 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:36,126 Fuck please. 1365 01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:42,166 * You 1366 01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:43,968 * You turned away 1367 01:01:43,968 --> 01:01:47,037 * Onto the other side 1368 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:50,007 * Of the bed 1369 01:01:50,007 --> 01:01:52,977 * Fingers slipped through the sheet 1370 01:01:52,977 --> 01:01:56,213 * Onto your lower back 1371 01:01:57,347 --> 01:01:59,917 * As you sleep 1372 01:02:00,818 --> 01:02:04,822 * Why this happens all the time 1373 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:10,427 * I wanna reason why 1374 01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:14,999 * I'm falling in too fast 1375 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:21,806 * Once a while we all fall apart 1376 01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:43,861 * Slowly you away (coffee beans fall) 1377 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:46,496 * The look on your somber face 1378 01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:49,533 * As I try 1379 01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,937 * To wipe off the tears 1380 01:02:52,937 --> 01:02:56,473 * You know I always cry 1381 01:02:56,473 --> 01:02:59,243 (doorbell rings) 1382 01:03:00,945 --> 01:03:03,747 - You know she's pregnant. 1383 01:03:03,747 --> 01:03:05,082 - No. 1384 01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:06,416 How do you know? 1385 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:13,490 - [Chloe] I've made the biggest mistake. 1386 01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:15,125 - [Alison] Shirley told me. 1387 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,193 Are you okay? 1388 01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:19,296 I'll help you through this. 1389 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:20,764 I promise. 1390 01:03:20,764 --> 01:03:22,967 Did you tell Owen yet? 1391 01:03:22,967 --> 01:03:24,301 - Tell him what? 1392 01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:27,171 - About being pregnant. 1393 01:03:28,538 --> 01:03:30,140 - I'm not pregnant. 1394 01:03:31,241 --> 01:03:32,476 - Honey you can talk to us. 1395 01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:33,443 It's alright. 1396 01:03:33,443 --> 01:03:35,412 - No really I'm no pregnant. 1397 01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:37,948 - I thought that you said that she was-- 1398 01:03:37,948 --> 01:03:40,150 - But she was throwing up in the bathroom. 1399 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,954 - When did you see Chloe throwing up? 1400 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,722 - I forgot that part. 1401 01:03:46,723 --> 01:03:49,059 After I pushed the guy away. 1402 01:03:50,394 --> 01:03:54,231 I don't know I needed a few minutes by myself. 1403 01:03:58,402 --> 01:04:00,770 (door slams) 1404 01:04:01,906 --> 01:04:03,173 And that's when I heard someone throwing up 1405 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:05,175 in the stall next to me. 1406 01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:12,950 I could see Chloe's sneakers. 1407 01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:21,658 - Big deal. 1408 01:04:21,658 --> 01:04:22,326 Just because someone's throwing up in the bathroom 1409 01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:23,560 doesn't mean-- 1410 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:27,031 - Obviously she thought she was pregnant too. 1411 01:04:28,232 --> 01:04:31,635 This is more than just sex isn't it? 1412 01:04:31,635 --> 01:04:34,771 You weren't supposed to fall in love. 1413 01:04:34,771 --> 01:04:37,374 - But what if I already had? 1414 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:38,808 - Fallen in love? 1415 01:04:38,808 --> 01:04:40,945 And then you had sex? 1416 01:04:40,945 --> 01:04:42,612 - Oh then you've got problems. 1417 01:04:42,612 --> 01:04:43,447 - Yeah. 1418 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:45,482 Yeah. 1419 01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:49,453 - How long have you felt this way? 1420 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:54,925 - Since the week before my senior prom. 1421 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:56,093 - High school? 1422 01:04:57,527 --> 01:04:59,930 - My boyfriend broke up with me 1423 01:04:59,930 --> 01:05:01,465 so I didn't have a date. 1424 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,867 - And Owen took you. 1425 01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:07,972 - He broke up with his girlfriend just to go with me. 1426 01:05:07,972 --> 01:05:11,808 He said we could go and be miserable together. 1427 01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:16,013 Afterwards we snuck into East Rock Park 1428 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:19,749 and fell asleep on a blanket under the stars. 1429 01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:24,621 God I am so fucking pissed off at him right now. 1430 01:05:25,789 --> 01:05:28,625 I told him-- - That you loved him? 1431 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,460 - No that I thought I was pregnant 1432 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:32,396 and he flipped. 1433 01:05:32,396 --> 01:05:34,398 - But can you blame him? 1434 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:37,968 No I mean really. 1435 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,272 Can you blame him? 1436 01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:48,078 - Oh god what did I do? 1437 01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:51,715 - More than you know. 1438 01:05:51,715 --> 01:05:55,885 (soft music) (Chloe cries) 1439 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,791 * Why 1440 01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:06,263 * This happens all the time 1441 01:06:06,263 --> 01:06:09,433 * I want a reason why 1442 01:06:10,867 --> 01:06:14,371 * I'm falling in too fast 1443 01:06:15,905 --> 01:06:20,544 * Once in a while we all fall apart 1444 01:06:20,544 --> 01:06:22,012 - Hey, hey. 1445 01:06:22,012 --> 01:06:23,080 About the other night-- 1446 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,214 - I don't want to talk about it. 1447 01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:25,215 - You know it just happened. 1448 01:06:25,215 --> 01:06:26,250 We were drunk. 1449 01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,751 If you want to know, 1450 01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:28,818 it wasn't for me either-- - I don't want to know. 1451 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:29,753 - But what am I gonna do? 1452 01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:31,221 Kill myself for finding out? 1453 01:06:31,221 --> 01:06:32,856 - I feel sick after hearing you relive it for Chloe 1454 01:06:32,856 --> 01:06:34,091 like it was no big deal. 1455 01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:35,992 - It wasn't okay. 1456 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:38,962 - I usually like to block out the night. 1457 01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:41,298 - There was nothing to block out. 1458 01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:43,767 - Oh just friends right? 1459 01:06:43,767 --> 01:06:44,601 Fucking. 1460 01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:47,537 Christ what were you thinking? 1461 01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:48,905 - Just forget about, 1462 01:06:48,905 --> 01:06:51,007 Shirley come on. 1463 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:53,477 And now she's pissed at me. 1464 01:06:53,477 --> 01:06:55,345 - [Richard] Can you blame her for being a little upset? 1465 01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:58,148 Her sexual orientation is in question. 1466 01:06:58,148 --> 01:06:59,316 - It was one night. 1467 01:06:59,316 --> 01:07:02,386 - [Richard] One night is all it takes. 1468 01:07:06,156 --> 01:07:06,990 Alison. 1469 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:09,559 - What? 1470 01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:14,564 - [Richard] Why don't you bring them in? 1471 01:07:14,564 --> 01:07:15,699 - Who? - Your friends. 1472 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,234 All of them. 1473 01:07:17,234 --> 01:07:19,836 We'll schedule a group session. 1474 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,674 Confession relieves guilt. 1475 01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:26,376 - Yeah but I'm not feeling guilty. 1476 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:28,645 - [Richard] Maybe they are. 1477 01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:30,314 - It was different. 1478 01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:31,515 We were just having fun. 1479 01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:32,682 - [Richard] It was decadent. 1480 01:07:32,682 --> 01:07:33,950 - [Richard] And what's wrong with that? 1481 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,452 It's brought down empires. 1482 01:07:35,452 --> 01:07:39,489 What do you think it can do to a group of friends? 1483 01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:15,292 - I-- - We can't just-- 1484 01:08:15,292 --> 01:08:16,126 Ugh. 1485 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:23,367 Okay. 1486 01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:24,368 - [Chloe] What are you doing in here? 1487 01:08:24,368 --> 01:08:25,569 - [Owen] We have to talk. 1488 01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:26,670 - [Chloe] There's nothing to talk about. 1489 01:08:26,670 --> 01:08:27,737 - [Owen] Of course there is. 1490 01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:28,738 Help me out here. 1491 01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:29,973 I don't know what's going on. 1492 01:08:29,973 --> 01:08:30,974 - [Chloe] We made a mistake. 1493 01:08:30,974 --> 01:08:32,041 I made a mistake. 1494 01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:33,076 I risked our friendship. 1495 01:08:33,076 --> 01:08:34,077 And for what? 1496 01:08:34,077 --> 01:08:35,545 To get laid? 1497 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:36,980 - [Owen] You are the most important person to me 1498 01:08:36,980 --> 01:08:38,014 in the whole world. 1499 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:39,149 You always have been. 1500 01:08:39,149 --> 01:08:40,417 I cannot image a day going by 1501 01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:42,686 without seeing you or talking to you. 1502 01:08:42,686 --> 01:08:44,854 I love you Chloe. 1503 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:46,022 Like a friend. 1504 01:08:46,890 --> 01:08:48,358 My best friend. 1505 01:08:48,358 --> 01:08:50,427 Please let's just make like this never happened. 1506 01:08:50,427 --> 01:08:51,561 We'll just stop sleeping together. 1507 01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:52,996 - [Chloe] We already have. 1508 01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:54,264 - [Owen] Well sex isn't important. 1509 01:08:54,264 --> 01:08:55,532 That's not what this is about. 1510 01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:56,866 - [Chloe] Of course it's not. 1511 01:08:56,866 --> 01:08:57,934 - [Owen] Please tell me what you want. 1512 01:08:57,934 --> 01:08:58,835 I'll do anything. 1513 01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:00,103 Chloe come on. 1514 01:09:00,103 --> 01:09:01,205 - [Chloe] Just leave me alone. 1515 01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:03,773 I don't want to be your friend. 1516 01:09:06,075 --> 01:09:08,912 (thunder rumbles) 1517 01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:14,684 * How long will it take till 1518 01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:20,190 * You forget 1519 01:09:22,792 --> 01:09:26,162 * How long will it take till 1520 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:28,498 * The faces 1521 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:33,002 - What do you want to be when you grow up? 1522 01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:36,873 - I honestly don't know. 1523 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:40,009 You? 1524 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,447 - Does it matter? 1525 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,021 (both sigh) 1526 01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:04,601 * Said you remembered 1527 01:10:07,337 --> 01:10:10,474 * Every boy 1528 01:10:10,474 --> 01:10:13,510 * All I could think was 1529 01:10:13,510 --> 01:10:17,180 * It was just one more love 1530 01:10:19,449 --> 01:10:22,286 * I've destroyed 1531 01:10:22,286 --> 01:10:25,622 * All I could think was 1532 01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:29,426 * He's just one 1533 01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:33,763 * One more love 1534 01:10:33,763 --> 01:10:36,500 * I've destroyed 1535 01:10:41,137 --> 01:10:42,205 - [Owen] Hey. 1536 01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:43,172 - Hey. 1537 01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:45,208 You've got company. 1538 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:46,743 - I got a call from your counselor. 1539 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:49,145 He thought maybe I knew 1540 01:10:49,145 --> 01:10:53,783 why you hadn't accepted the offer from France yet. 1541 01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:57,954 - Institut National de la Sante et de la Recherche Medicale. 1542 01:10:59,856 --> 01:11:01,825 - This isn't a joke Owen. 1543 01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:03,660 - I never said it was. 1544 01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:06,296 - If you knew the strings I pulled. 1545 01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:07,697 - Yeah you've told me enough times. 1546 01:11:07,697 --> 01:11:11,267 - And I can assume you'll take care of this. 1547 01:11:16,139 --> 01:11:18,975 (chuckles softly) 1548 01:11:29,185 --> 01:11:32,255 (soft guitar strums) 1549 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,725 (door slams) 1550 01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:42,699 - Hey. 1551 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:45,669 You okay? 1552 01:11:48,271 --> 01:11:50,607 (both moan) 1553 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:55,044 (soft music) 1554 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:08,091 Last night was kind of-- 1555 01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:09,693 - [Shirley] A surprise? 1556 01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:10,894 - [Brad] Yeah. - Yeah. 1557 01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:12,362 For me too. 1558 01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:13,697 - Can I ask why? 1559 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,133 - I don't know. 1560 01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:19,803 I just went with what I needed. 1561 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:22,506 - Me? (laughs) 1562 01:12:22,506 --> 01:12:23,440 - A friend. 1563 01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:26,910 Someone I feel close to. 1564 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:32,416 - The other night with Alison. 1565 01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:33,249 - Alison. 1566 01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:37,654 Alison was always my friend. 1567 01:12:37,654 --> 01:12:38,922 My best friend. 1568 01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:41,391 And I don't know. 1569 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:44,060 I feel like maybe I risked that. 1570 01:12:47,431 --> 01:12:48,264 - Hey. 1571 01:12:49,933 --> 01:12:52,301 The most important rule of friendship, 1572 01:12:52,301 --> 01:12:56,239 no if there's a problem you talk about it. 1573 01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:59,242 If you're really good friends, 1574 01:12:59,242 --> 01:13:00,777 you'll work it out. 1575 01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,789 - See how fucked up everything is? 1576 01:13:13,923 --> 01:13:15,959 Your rules are making sense. 1577 01:13:15,959 --> 01:13:18,061 (laughs) 1578 01:13:22,098 --> 01:13:25,101 (soft guitar music) 1579 01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:32,375 (Brad gasps) 1580 01:13:35,445 --> 01:13:38,582 - You've got one of the best tongues. 1581 01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:40,083 - One of the best? 1582 01:13:41,551 --> 01:13:45,489 Well someday I'd like to meet my competition. 1583 01:13:45,489 --> 01:13:46,389 - Hey baby. 1584 01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:54,998 Hey Brad. 1585 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:06,543 I thought he had the morning off. 1586 01:14:09,245 --> 01:14:13,583 (Brad moaning behind the door) 1587 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:14,918 You naughty boy. 1588 01:14:18,522 --> 01:14:19,523 - [Brad] Oh. 1589 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,663 - [Polly] Surprise (screams). 1590 01:14:26,663 --> 01:14:29,265 (Brad screams) 1591 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,803 - [Young Chloe] Owen what do you wanna be when you grow up? 1592 01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:36,305 - [Young Owen] A doctor I think. 1593 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:37,774 Just like my dad. 1594 01:14:37,774 --> 01:14:39,108 - [Young Chloe] Me too, like my dad. 1595 01:14:39,108 --> 01:14:40,577 - [Young Owen] Really? - Uhuh. 1596 01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:41,911 - [Young Owen] Cool. 1597 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:45,281 We could be doctors together. - Cool. 1598 01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:47,784 (phone rings) 1599 01:14:54,390 --> 01:14:56,960 - No. (laughs) 1600 01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:04,801 - Hey Shirley. 1601 01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:10,473 What happened? 1602 01:15:10,473 --> 01:15:11,641 - Oh my god. 1603 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:13,910 How fast were you spinning? 1604 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:17,346 (Jeff laughs) 1605 01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:36,566 - [Alison] He didn't die did he? 1606 01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:40,403 - You can't die from someone biting your dick. 1607 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:43,873 God I am so sorry. 1608 01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:46,209 - [Alison] Oh god. 1609 01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:47,877 You should probably tell it to Brad. 1610 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,045 - No that's not what I mean. 1611 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:50,546 - No I know what you mean. 1612 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,515 - You're not mad at me? 1613 01:15:52,515 --> 01:15:53,783 - I was a little, 1614 01:15:53,783 --> 01:15:55,585 but only because you wouldn't talk to me. 1615 01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:56,853 I was a little, 1616 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:57,787 but only because you wouldn't talk to me. 1617 01:15:57,787 --> 01:15:59,055 Yeah I mean I was a little, 1618 01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:02,191 but only because you wouldn't talk to me. 1619 01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:04,060 Did you put it on ice? 1620 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,895 - I didn't bite it off completely. 1621 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,096 - Well that's good. 1622 01:16:07,096 --> 01:16:08,531 I guess. 1623 01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:10,700 - I'm gonna try him again. 1624 01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:14,838 (phone rings) 1625 01:16:18,141 --> 01:16:20,309 - [Owen] Wrong number. 1626 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,378 (laughs) 1627 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:26,115 - Stop laughing. 1628 01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:27,951 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. 1629 01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:31,220 (knock on door) 1630 01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:33,623 (soft music) 1631 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:40,630 - I thought I'd never see you again Tatiana. 1632 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:45,001 - Aren't you going to invite me in? 1633 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:49,739 - Owen thank god. 1634 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:51,574 - Not exactly. 1635 01:16:51,574 --> 01:16:53,710 - What do you mean not exactly? 1636 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:56,079 - Owen isn't answering his phone. 1637 01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:56,913 - What? 1638 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,288 Oh shit. 1639 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:07,791 (Brad groans) 1640 01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:13,162 Do they really have to be in here? 1641 01:17:14,563 --> 01:17:17,266 - Amputation can be a very difficult procedure. 1642 01:17:17,266 --> 01:17:19,335 (laughs) 1643 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:34,217 - [Shirley] There's gotta be a rule to go with this one. 1644 01:17:34,217 --> 01:17:35,852 - Yeah don't give your girlfriend 1645 01:17:35,852 --> 01:17:37,787 keys to your apartment. 1646 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:42,158 - So what's the status here guys? 1647 01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:43,993 - Suspended animation. 1648 01:17:45,194 --> 01:17:47,396 - Yeah I think we could all use a little break. 1649 01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:51,200 - I don't have a choice in the matter. 1650 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,635 - What about you? 1651 01:17:54,971 --> 01:17:56,405 - Owen loves you. 1652 01:17:57,273 --> 01:18:00,043 - He just wants to be my friend. 1653 01:18:00,043 --> 01:18:01,778 - He thinks that's what you want to hear, 1654 01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:03,179 but he's head over heels. 1655 01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:04,213 - Since your senior prom. 1656 01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:05,281 - He's dreamed about kissing you 1657 01:18:05,281 --> 01:18:06,649 for like six years. 1658 01:18:06,649 --> 01:18:09,685 - Hasn't it always been obvious? 1659 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:12,822 * World is still small 1660 01:18:12,822 --> 01:18:15,358 * World is still small 1661 01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:18,294 (knocking on door) 1662 01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:25,334 - [Chloe] Hi. - Hi. 1663 01:18:27,904 --> 01:18:28,805 - Hi. - Hi. 1664 01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:34,410 - We're you planning on packing this old t-shirt? 1665 01:18:35,311 --> 01:18:36,312 Oh hi Chloe. 1666 01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:39,115 You'd be the first to know, 1667 01:18:39,115 --> 01:18:43,286 I've decided to spend the summer in France with Owen. 1668 01:18:46,589 --> 01:18:48,424 - Like father like son. 1669 01:18:48,424 --> 01:18:49,592 - No Chloe. 1670 01:18:49,592 --> 01:18:50,894 It's not what you think. 1671 01:18:50,894 --> 01:18:55,064 - [Chloe] It never is. (stomps off) 1672 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:57,700 - What are you doing dressed like that? 1673 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:02,338 - [Tatiana] You haven't touched me since I got here. 1674 01:19:02,338 --> 01:19:05,208 You can keep the t-shirt. 1675 01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:07,510 I mean what was I thinking? 1676 01:19:07,510 --> 01:19:09,779 You're obviously still in love with her. 1677 01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:13,449 * Like a dream does your at 1678 01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:17,821 * Still I wanna be 1679 01:19:17,821 --> 01:19:20,756 * The man you want 1680 01:19:24,193 --> 01:19:27,096 * I only wanna be 1681 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:29,999 * The man you want 1682 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:34,070 - [Chloe] A complete fiasco. 1683 01:19:34,070 --> 01:19:36,172 - [Jeff] You probably did a lot better than you think. 1684 01:19:36,172 --> 01:19:38,707 - You always do a lot better than you think. 1685 01:19:38,707 --> 01:19:41,210 - Are you sure it was Tatiana? 1686 01:19:45,581 --> 01:19:47,350 - Guys we gotta make sure 1687 01:19:47,350 --> 01:19:49,218 we can afford the gas for this so. 1688 01:19:49,218 --> 01:19:50,586 - Ash merch will cover gas. 1689 01:19:50,586 --> 01:19:52,321 - Look as long as we see Mount Rushmore, 1690 01:19:52,321 --> 01:19:53,522 I don't give a shit what happens alright. 1691 01:19:53,522 --> 01:19:54,557 - Mount Rushmore. 1692 01:19:54,557 --> 01:19:55,992 - Who the hell is this kid? 1693 01:19:55,992 --> 01:19:57,026 How'd you get in the band? 1694 01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:58,027 - Dude is this dork and roll 1695 01:19:58,027 --> 01:19:59,528 or rock and roll? 1696 01:19:59,528 --> 01:20:00,529 - What the hell does that even mean? 1697 01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:01,597 - Yeah I don't know you either. 1698 01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:02,631 - That's retarded. 1699 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:04,000 You're a retard. - Hey listen. 1700 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,901 - Guys alright so. - And that's the wrong way. 1701 01:20:04,901 --> 01:20:06,135 I keep telling you. 1702 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:08,504 That is the wrong way to go. 1703 01:20:08,504 --> 01:20:09,873 - Hey. 1704 01:20:09,873 --> 01:20:11,975 You're up for this right? 1705 01:20:11,975 --> 01:20:14,110 - Yeah I'll be fine. 1706 01:20:14,110 --> 01:20:15,879 I want this. 1707 01:20:15,879 --> 01:20:17,213 Guys more than anything, 1708 01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:18,214 I need this. 1709 01:20:19,215 --> 01:20:20,216 - Break? 1710 01:20:20,216 --> 01:20:21,885 - Yeah. 1711 01:20:21,885 --> 01:20:22,718 Break. 1712 01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:26,856 - Okay. - Alright. 1713 01:20:28,024 --> 01:20:29,893 So I figure if we leave early Sunday morning, 1714 01:20:29,893 --> 01:20:31,928 and we all take turns driving-- 1715 01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:33,262 - Whoa hold up, hold up. 1716 01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:35,598 When do we ever take times driving okay? 1717 01:20:35,598 --> 01:20:37,800 'Cause it's always me. 1718 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,468 - Yeah 'cause you're the drummer. 1719 01:20:39,468 --> 01:20:40,803 What else do you do for us? 1720 01:20:40,803 --> 01:20:42,038 - I'm gonna take us to Mount Rushmore. 1721 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:43,239 That's what I'm gonna do. 1722 01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:44,307 Right there. - Jesus. 1723 01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:45,141 Christ. 1724 01:20:48,677 --> 01:20:49,913 - This is nice. 1725 01:20:51,414 --> 01:20:52,248 Real nice. 1726 01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:55,818 I could be a-- - He's cute. 1727 01:20:55,818 --> 01:20:57,786 - I don't need anyone. 1728 01:20:57,786 --> 01:20:58,621 I'm cool. 1729 01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:05,794 The Lone Ranger. 1730 01:21:06,729 --> 01:21:09,332 - So are you gay or are you bi? 1731 01:21:16,239 --> 01:21:17,073 - Bi. 1732 01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:20,343 So bi. 1733 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:24,914 - Yeah that hurts. 1734 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:38,627 - You're home early. 1735 01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:40,629 - Yeah I took the night off. 1736 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:41,797 I went shopping instead. 1737 01:21:41,797 --> 01:21:43,232 - The usual? 1738 01:21:43,232 --> 01:21:44,467 Condoms and beer? 1739 01:21:44,467 --> 01:21:46,135 - You're half right. 1740 01:21:47,803 --> 01:21:51,707 I want to do something that really turns me on instead. 1741 01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:53,609 - [Alison] What's that? 1742 01:21:54,577 --> 01:21:55,844 - Cook. 1743 01:21:55,844 --> 01:21:58,247 - [Alison] Since when do you cook? 1744 01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:01,985 - Well as a little girl, 1745 01:22:03,186 --> 01:22:04,887 I used to stand in the doorway of our kitchen 1746 01:22:04,887 --> 01:22:08,357 and watch my mom cook for hours at a time. 1747 01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:11,427 - Why did you stand in the doorway? 1748 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:14,097 - She didn't want me in the way. 1749 01:22:22,038 --> 01:22:23,639 - What'd you get? 1750 01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:26,075 - A little bit of everything. 1751 01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:33,249 (upbeat music) (Alison and Shirley laugh) 1752 01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:46,395 * It's criminal 1753 01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:48,564 * You'll be 1754 01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:50,833 * My enemy 1755 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:56,205 * And I'll do 1756 01:22:56,205 --> 01:22:58,707 * What I must 1757 01:22:59,608 --> 01:23:02,711 * To kill your memory 1758 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:07,550 * 'Cause all this talk 1759 01:23:10,253 --> 01:23:13,756 * Has given me the shakes 1760 01:23:15,724 --> 01:23:18,227 * Yeah I know 1761 01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,897 * We all live to 1762 01:23:21,897 --> 01:23:24,900 * Bury our mistakes 1763 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:28,871 * But you're gone 1764 01:23:28,871 --> 01:23:29,872 - I'll meet you in the car. 1765 01:23:29,872 --> 01:23:31,074 Okay dad? 1766 01:23:31,074 --> 01:23:34,377 - [Father] Son you got a plane to catch. 1767 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:47,323 * We were 1768 01:23:47,323 --> 01:23:50,293 * The Lone Ranger 1769 01:23:50,293 --> 01:23:52,628 * And Tonto 1770 01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:57,166 * But you took it hard 1771 01:23:57,166 --> 01:23:59,968 * You took it personal 1772 01:23:59,968 --> 01:24:04,073 * You know you never really should 1773 01:24:05,241 --> 01:24:06,875 - [Alison] Did you try talking to him? 1774 01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:08,644 - I couldn't. 1775 01:24:08,644 --> 01:24:10,279 - His plane should be leaving any minute now. 1776 01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:12,181 - Too much information. 1777 01:24:12,181 --> 01:24:13,149 - We just, 1778 01:24:13,149 --> 01:24:14,283 we need a break right. 1779 01:24:14,283 --> 01:24:15,518 I mean, 1780 01:24:15,518 --> 01:24:18,121 I don't know what I mean. 1781 01:24:18,121 --> 01:24:21,023 - I can't believe he left without saying goodbye. 1782 01:24:21,023 --> 01:24:23,359 - I swear I'm going to bite it off for real next time. 1783 01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:24,393 - There's going to be a next time? 1784 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,394 - It's okay. 1785 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:26,395 I can't believe it either. 1786 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:27,663 - Hey you made it. 1787 01:24:27,663 --> 01:24:29,064 - I wouldn't miss Chloe's last show. 1788 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,266 - Thanks. - So everybody, 1789 01:24:30,266 --> 01:24:31,967 this is Lily. 1790 01:24:31,967 --> 01:24:33,536 - Hey. - Hey. 1791 01:24:33,536 --> 01:24:35,204 - Hey you're Brad. 1792 01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:36,839 Jeff's little boy toy right? 1793 01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:38,507 - Jeff's little boy toy? 1794 01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:40,476 I think I'd argue it's very much the other way around. 1795 01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:42,645 - Oh so who's the pitcher. 1796 01:24:43,812 --> 01:24:45,214 - That um... 1797 01:24:45,214 --> 01:24:48,384 - Are you the man in the relationship? 1798 01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:50,219 - I am so proud of you. 1799 01:24:50,219 --> 01:24:51,620 - That has nothing to do with it. 1800 01:24:51,620 --> 01:24:52,855 - Oh lighten up. - Oh it's okay. 1801 01:24:52,855 --> 01:24:56,125 We all have itches we need to scratch. 1802 01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:58,961 * And you're gone 1803 01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:02,598 * Gone for good 1804 01:25:05,568 --> 01:25:08,237 * Gone for good 1805 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,909 * Gone for good 1806 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:18,481 - [Owen] Testing one two. 1807 01:25:18,481 --> 01:25:19,648 Testing. 1808 01:25:19,648 --> 01:25:21,650 Is this thing on? - Owen. 1809 01:25:22,851 --> 01:25:23,786 - Hi. 1810 01:25:23,786 --> 01:25:25,288 I'm just the warmup act here. 1811 01:25:25,288 --> 01:25:28,123 So if you'll please bare with me. 1812 01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:31,794 This song is dedicated to my guitar teacher. 1813 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,198 As you'll hear, 1814 01:25:35,198 --> 01:25:38,434 I still desperately need her. 1815 01:25:38,434 --> 01:25:39,268 One, two. 1816 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:42,471 One, two, three, four. 1817 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:46,642 * I woke up with this song in my head this morning 1818 01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:50,179 - [Man] Give it up douche bag. 1819 01:25:50,179 --> 01:25:54,350 * I woke up with this song in my head this morning 1820 01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,519 - [Man] You should have killed yourself. 1821 01:25:56,519 --> 01:25:58,187 - [Man] Bring out the real band. 1822 01:25:58,187 --> 01:26:01,224 * I was dreamin about your record collection 1823 01:26:01,224 --> 01:26:05,228 * And all of our scratched affections 1824 01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:09,832 * Woke up with this song in my head this morning 1825 01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:11,967 - [Man] Open mic night's on Wednesday. 1826 01:26:11,967 --> 01:26:13,202 - [Woman] You suck! 1827 01:26:13,202 --> 01:26:15,971 * With no singing - This is so wrong. 1828 01:26:15,971 --> 01:26:18,641 * With no swinging too 1829 01:26:18,641 --> 01:26:22,110 * There's no dancing (audience boos) 1830 01:26:22,110 --> 01:26:26,081 * I'm just missing you 1831 01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:27,716 - [Woman] Get off the stage 1832 01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:32,087 * I woke up and put your record on this morning 1833 01:26:32,087 --> 01:26:34,523 - [Man] My ears are bleeding. 1834 01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:38,694 * Woke up and put your record on this morning 1835 01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:41,964 (audience boos) 1836 01:26:41,964 --> 01:26:43,699 * So when the oven is on 1837 01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:45,668 * I'm gonna melt the plastic 1838 01:26:45,668 --> 01:26:49,238 * Into ashtray and candy basket 1839 01:26:49,238 --> 01:26:53,409 * I woke up and put your record on this morning 1840 01:26:56,345 --> 01:26:59,181 * With no singing 1841 01:27:00,148 --> 01:27:03,552 * With no swinging to 1842 01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:06,622 * There's no dancing 1843 01:27:08,190 --> 01:27:11,427 * I'm just missing you 1844 01:27:16,299 --> 01:27:19,201 (rock music plays) 1845 01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:28,477 * When you go 1846 01:27:28,477 --> 01:27:29,978 * Will you glow 1847 01:27:29,978 --> 01:27:31,847 * On and on and on and on 1848 01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:34,350 * When you go 1849 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,320 * Will you glow 1850 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:41,089 * On and on and on and on 1851 01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:44,527 * On and on and on and on 1852 01:27:44,527 --> 01:27:48,397 * On and on and on and on 1853 01:27:48,397 --> 01:27:52,568 * Woke with this song in my head this morning 1854 01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:57,640 * It made my headache 1855 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:58,974 * It was that great 1856 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:01,143 * But now you're gone 1857 01:28:01,143 --> 01:28:03,446 * And life is awful 1858 01:28:03,446 --> 01:28:06,582 * There's no singing 1859 01:28:06,582 --> 01:28:10,353 * There's on swinging too 1860 01:28:10,353 --> 01:28:13,722 * There's no dancing 1861 01:28:13,722 --> 01:28:17,693 * I'm just missing you (audience cheers) 1862 01:28:17,693 --> 01:28:21,296 * There's no screaming 1863 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:24,767 * There's no listening too 1864 01:28:24,767 --> 01:28:28,236 * There's no scheming 1865 01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:30,873 * I'm just 1866 01:28:30,873 --> 01:28:32,941 I'm missing you. 1867 01:28:32,941 --> 01:28:35,711 (audience claps) 1868 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:38,714 - Wow. 1869 01:28:39,915 --> 01:28:40,916 - That bad? 1870 01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:42,084 - That rocked. 1871 01:28:47,423 --> 01:28:50,258 (audience cheers) 1872 01:28:56,499 --> 01:28:58,901 (rock music) 1873 01:29:41,243 --> 01:29:42,077 * Under a sea 1874 01:29:42,077 --> 01:29:43,345 * Came up for air 1875 01:29:43,345 --> 01:29:46,381 * Opened my eyes and heard release her 1876 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:48,884 * Release her 1877 01:29:50,185 --> 01:29:52,254 * I had a blur of charcoal whites 1878 01:29:52,254 --> 01:29:53,889 * Still needle filled 1879 01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:56,659 * She says release her 1880 01:29:56,659 --> 01:29:59,662 * Release her 1881 01:29:59,662 --> 01:30:01,930 * And I went home that day 1882 01:30:01,930 --> 01:30:05,267 * She left by nightfall 1883 01:30:08,336 --> 01:30:12,508 * But letting go was all I had to do 1884 01:30:18,346 --> 01:30:21,249 * Don't want for what you cannot have 1885 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:23,185 * Forgive or don't 1886 01:30:23,185 --> 01:30:26,354 * But just release her 1887 01:30:26,354 --> 01:30:28,223 * Release her 1888 01:30:28,223 --> 01:30:30,693 * So I just stuck and harbored down 1889 01:30:30,693 --> 01:30:33,261 * Wondered for years 1890 01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:35,498 * Then just released her 1891 01:30:35,498 --> 01:30:38,300 * Released her 1892 01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:41,504 * And I went home that day 1893 01:30:41,504 --> 01:30:44,840 * She left by nightfall 1894 01:30:47,142 --> 01:30:51,313 * But letting go was all I had to do 1895 01:30:56,852 --> 01:30:59,254 * 'Cause I sat back 1896 01:30:59,254 --> 01:31:03,358 * And bled till all the bad in me was gone 1897 01:31:06,895 --> 01:31:10,432 * Hurts of everything 1898 01:31:10,432 --> 01:31:13,335 * Except the truth 1899 01:31:22,077 --> 01:31:26,281 * Not helping me just saving you 1900 01:31:26,281 --> 01:31:27,716 * And you know it 1901 01:31:27,716 --> 01:31:28,951 * I know it happened 1902 01:31:28,951 --> 01:31:31,720 * I've got pictures that prove it 1903 01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:33,155 * Not helping me 1904 01:31:33,155 --> 01:31:35,357 * Just saving you 1905 01:31:35,357 --> 01:31:37,225 * And you knew it 1906 01:31:37,225 --> 01:31:38,794 * You called me crazy and yeah 1907 01:31:38,794 --> 01:31:40,495 * Well maybe 1908 01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:43,732 * But I know the truth 1909 01:31:50,138 --> 01:31:53,408 * I went home that day 1910 01:31:54,409 --> 01:31:57,913 * She'd left by nightfall 1911 01:32:00,215 --> 01:32:04,319 * But letting go was all I had to do 1912 01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:12,761 * I spilled black 1913 01:32:12,761 --> 01:32:16,932 * And bled till all the rest of me was gone 1914 01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:23,939 * Hurts of everything except the truth 1915 01:33:08,150 --> 01:33:10,719 (Jeff humming) 1916 01:33:14,122 --> 01:33:14,957 - Oh fuck. 1917 01:33:16,258 --> 01:33:17,893 God. 1918 01:33:17,893 --> 01:33:20,162 Ah it's gonna leave a mark. 1919 01:33:22,197 --> 01:33:23,832 Bradly. 1920 01:33:23,832 --> 01:33:27,002 Get the (mumbles). 1921 01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:29,171 (screams) 119202