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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Night, Brian.
- See you tomorrow.
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(GIRL SOBBING)
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Hey, what's the matter?
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Are you lost, honey?
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My big brother went away
and left me by my lonesomes.
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Big brothers aren't supposed to do that
to their baby sisters.
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Here. Dry your eyes,
and I'll help you find a policeman.
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- He'll get you home safe and sound.
- You're so nice to me.
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But then, you always was
the nicest one, Tippy.
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You! But how...
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Sorry I had to play roughs, Tippy.
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I didn't mean to.
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ANCHOR: Gotham Insider asks,
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"Where are they now?"
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When her sitcom, Love That Baby,
premiered 20 years ago,
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little Mary Louise Dahl
became an overnight sensation.
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As the adorable Baby-Doll, young Mary
quickly captured the hearts of millions.
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MEN: Whoa...
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Well, Baby, you'd better have
a pretty good explanation for this.
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I didn't mean to.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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I remember this show
from when I was a kid.
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It still stinks.
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Be that as it may, three of the cast's
original actors disappeared last week.
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And these two?
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GORDON: Ms. Vance is in a show
at Gotham Rep.
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I have police bodyguards
following her everywhere.
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But that other one, Mary Dahl,
dropped out of sight years ago.
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Ironically, the same thing that brought
her fame turned her into a recluse.
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I read about her once
in a medical journal.
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She was born with systemic hypoplasia,
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a rare condition that
kept her from aging.
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GORDON: Would you believe
she was 20 years old in that clip?
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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She'd be about 30 now.
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It's obvious someone has a vendetta
against these actors.
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We'll study this
and call you back if we...
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OFFICER: All units, all units!
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- Gunfire reported at Gotham Rep.
- (GUNFIRE IN BACKGROUND)
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They're making a try for Vance.
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Stay down!
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Let me go.
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- Why are you doing this?
- Quiet!
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ROBIN: The lady asked you
a question, creep.
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(GRUNTS)
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How about an answer?
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(GRUNTS)
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(TIRES SCREECHES)
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Hey!
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- WOMAN: Ah!
- Robin!
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(TIRES SCREECHES)
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(GRUNTS)
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No. Help!
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- They're getting away.
- We'll get them.
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- (GASPS)
- ROBIN: No!
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(GIRL SCREAMS)
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GIRL: Mommy!
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(CROWD MURMURING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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GIRL: (SOBBING) I lost my mommy!
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ROBIN: It's okay.
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Oh, my baby.
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Mommy!
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Naughty, naughty baby.
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Haven't I told you not to run off?
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I didn't mean to.
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Hold it.
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Naughty Mr. Batmans.
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You play too rough.
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(COUGHING)
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ROBIN: I got 'em!
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It's me, dope.
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(GROANING) Where am I?
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Huh?
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It can't be.
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(GASPS) Tod, June, Brian?
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Tammy. She got you, too.
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Is this some sort of bad joke?
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What are we doing on the old set?
And in these clothes?
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- Welcome home, sister Suzy.
- (GASPS)
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I've missed you so.
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Mr. Happy-Head says he missed you, too.
(LAUGHING)
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Mary? Mary Dahl?
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Is this a joke?
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No, sillies. I'm Baby, remember?
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It's Suzy and Tippy,
and Mumsy, and Daddy, and Baby,
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together again forevers and evers.
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I don't care what Mayor Hill says.
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The people have a right to know,
and if he won't talk to us...
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I'll call you back, Marv.
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Since when are you
interested in has-been actors?
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Since that one's been kidnapping
her costars.
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You're serious?
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She's been picking them off, one by one.
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- Any reason she'd have a grudge?
- Actually, they should hate her.
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Dahl put them out of work when she quit
the series to become a dramatic actress.
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What, will these hands never be clean?
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Here's the smell of the blood still.
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All the perfumes of Arabia
will not sweeten this little hand.
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(SIGHS)
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Ew!
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That's what the critics said.
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Baby's dramatic career flopped, and when
she tried to start her TV show again
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the networks turned her down.
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That still doesn't explain
why she's after her old cast.
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Maybe there's a clue
in these old episodes.
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You can borrow them if you want.
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And when you crack the case,
you can pay me back with an exclusive...
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Interview.
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(WIND HOWLING)
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BABY: Isn't this the best-est?
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Having breakfast, just like old times.
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- Oh. Oh, it's swell, Baby.
- Great.
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Uh-oh!
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Here comes Buster, begging for scraps.
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(DOG WHINING)
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(GASPS)
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Bad boy, Buster.
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- Go away.
- (DOG PANTING)
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(CRASHING)
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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Hey, guess what's today. Anybody know?
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Oh, Come on. Guess.
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(WHISTLING)
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It's my births-day!
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Yay, yay for me!
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You mean you had us brought here
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just so you could throw yourself
a surprise party?
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That's it. I always knew
you were a selfish little brat.
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Always throwing your temper tantrums
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and making life miserable
for the rest of us.
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Well, this time you've gone too far.
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Expect a call from my lawyer.
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- Hi-ya!
- (GRUNTS)
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- Tod!
- Isn't Mariams a treasure?
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I couldn't gets through the day
without hers.
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Naughty, naughty, Daddys.
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Mustn't yell at your Baby like thats.
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You're not my daughter.
And we're not a family.
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We're actors, remember?
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You canceled our show because you whined
you weren't getting enough attention.
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But I knows now I made a boo-boo.
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(SOBBING)
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(MATURE VOICE) It was hard for me
out there.
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I studied and trained and auditioned,
but no one wanted me.
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AUDIENCE: Aww...
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Over the years, I remembered how happy
I was with all of you around me,
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and the folks at home
watching me each week. Me.
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(GIRL'S VOICE) Baby-Doll.
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(GIGGLES)
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Now I'm Baby for good,
and everyone will love me agains.
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Hugs, hugs!
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- (RECORDER CLICKS)
- AUDIENCE: Aww.
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Remember that time Poison Ivy
nearly smothered us in those vines
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with the really sharp thorns?
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- Yes.
- This is worse.
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I did learn one thing, though.
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Baby hasn't gotten every member
of her cast.
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In the last season,
the show's ratings began to drop,
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so the producers introduced
a new character.
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Baby's little cousin Spunky.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Oh.
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According to these, Dahl was furious
she was upstaged on her birthday episode
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and walked off the series.
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So why hasn't she gone
after cousin Spunky?
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Maybe she's waiting
for the right occasion.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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(GUITAR PLAYING)
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Excuse me. Excuse me!
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My baby was taking a nap,
and your music woke her up.
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Hey, I have to practice, you know?
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You're still a stinky jerk-face, Spunky.
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(COUGHING)
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(GASPING)
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Wake up, sleepyheads.
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Huh?
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It's time for my birthday party.
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- (GRUNTS)
- Yay!
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We're gonna have so much funs.
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- Ready when you are, Ms. Dahl.
- Goodies!
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You all remembers what happened
the last time I had a births-day.
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Poopy old Spunkys pushed my head
in the cake.
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Everybody laughed and laughed.
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- (GASPS)
- Well, I'm laughing now.
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What are you mad at me for?
It wasn't anything personal.
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We were just playing characters
in a TV show.
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(MATURE VOICE) It was real to me.
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Everybody loved Baby-Doll
until you came along.
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You made them forget me.
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(GIRL'S VOICE)
Now Baby's gonna get evens.
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- No, don't. Stop her.
- WOMAN: Help! Wait!
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It's never too late
to have a happy childhood.
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Blow out the candle, Spunky.
Bet your wish doesn't come trues.
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXPLOSION)
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Cheater! Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!
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(GUNSHOT)
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Mr. Happy-Head says
you're really gonna get it nows.
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(GUN COCKING)
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(GASPS)
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(MEN GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GROANING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Thanks, partner.
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Anytime.
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No fairs. No fairs.
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He wasn't Spunky at alls.
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I told Spunky what you were up to.
We switched places.
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Batman rigged me with a transmitter
that led him here.
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Ah, aren't you Mr. Smarty-Heads.
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Mariam!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Wow, lady, you're good.
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It's a living.
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Hi-ya!
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(GROANS)
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Hi-ya!
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Get the hostages out.
I'll go after Dahl.
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Right. Hang on, folks. I'll have you
back to reality in a second.
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Yay!
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(BELL DINGING)
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MAN: Watch it, kid.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hmm.
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- It's Batman.
- Cool. Hey, Batman, down here.
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Hey, do you see what I see?
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- Look at those people. It's Batman!
- It's Batman.
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- Look.
- Wow, it's Batman.
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(EXCITED CHATTER)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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(LAUGHTER)
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(CHUCKLING)
Silly Mr. Batmans, can't catch me.
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Don't run away.
I know you're scared, confused.
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- I can help you.
- Liar, liar, cape on fire.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Nows we're playing by my rules.
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(BATMAN GRUNTS)
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Game's overs, Mr. Batman.
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(LAUGHS)
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I wins.
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(GUN COCKING)
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(GASPS) No fair!
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(GASPS)
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00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:29,834
Look.
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00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,462
(MATURE VOICE) That's me in there.
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The real me.
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00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,675
There I am.
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00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,720
But it's not really real, is it?
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00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:46,267
Just made up and pretend like my family
and my life and everything else.
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00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:53,733
Why couldn't you just let me
make-believe?
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(GUNSHOT)
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(GUN CLICKING)
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(SOBBING)
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(SNIFFLES)
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I didn't mean to.
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