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[frogs croaking]

[frogs croaking]

Well, Anne, I don't wanna say I told you so.

-Yes, you do. -Okay, you're right.

I told you so. [chuckles]

Still gonna be a few weeks before that snowpack melts.

[groans] But I've waited so long.

And getting out of this valley might help me find answers on how to get home.

I know it stinks, but how about some careless misadventuring

to take your mind off it?

I think there's a creepy lagoon nearby.

Ooh! Think we'll find some bloated remains?

Here's hoping.

[both giggle]

And while they're doing that,

I'm gonna check out this scary forest.

Oh, no, you don't. Not by yourself.

[groans] But why not?

'Cause you're a pollywog.

You're too young to go off on your own.

But the other kids did.

[creature screeching]

[both] Go, go, go, go!

Hyah!

-Whew! Who knew leeches could run so fast? -Or had legs?

[Anne] Glad I got to see them, though.

-[Sprig] Truly a once in a lifetime experience. -[moans]

-[Bessie sputters] -[all gasp]

[sputters]

Oh, shoot. Snail trouble, everyone. Snail trouble.

Hmm. Stranded, eh? Well, couldn't have picked a nicer day.

[thunderclap]

Whoa. Dang it. It's too darn muddy for me to squeeze under Bessie

to see what's the trouble.

Hey, I can fit under Bessie.

[Hop Pop] No, you stay up there where it's safe.

[huffs]

Hey, look. There's a bed and breakfast just down the road.

Forget it. We ain't spending coppers on lodging

when we've got a perfectly fine tent--

[wind blows]

All right, B&B it is. But no extras.

Hang tight, Bessie. We'll find you a comfy place to rest in a jiffy.

[purrs]

-Wow. -[all gasp]

Look at this place. So cozy.

[dings]

Oh, hey there.

Welcome to the Dandy Lion B&B.

I'm Teddy. This is my wife, Martha.

Please, warm yourselves by the fire.

-Oh, well, that sounds nice. -Yes, please.

Wow, haven't come across a species like you before.

Same to you, dearie. We're horned bullfrogs.

Oh, so not from around these parts?

Yeah, we traveled here a long time ago

and just, you know, [chuckles] fell in love with the area.

Isn't that right, sweetie?

Oh, we sure did.

So. I take it you'll be needing some rooms?

Just one, please. We'll all pile in.

Oh, no need. We only have a couple of guests tonight, so the inn is mostly empty.

We'll make you a deal. Four rooms for the price of one. What do you say?

-[all cheering] -Heck yeah!

[Polly] Score!

Thanks. But we only need three.

Polly here'll be bunking with me.

What? Aw, Hop Pop!

-Here's some fresh cookies. -[Sprig] Mmm!

And we'll go put your snail in the barn.

Thank you.

-[Anne] Hey! Watch it. -[Sprig] Mine!

[Hop Pop] Get your hands off my cookies.

[groans]

[yawns]

-[music playing on stereo] -Whoo! Happiness,

thy name is solitude.

Freedom! And check it out. A laundry chute!

[laughing]

This is so not fair. I want my own room!

Sorry, kiddo. But you're just too young for that.

But you can have as many cookies as you want.

I don't want your pity cookies.

No? Well, then how about a pity early bedtime?

But I'm not tired.

Yep, but I am.

One room, one bedtime.

Lights out in five minutes.

[sighs]

[gasps] Hop Pop, look. There's another room connected to this one.

-Can I stay in here? -Well...

I'll leave the door open. And I'll go straight to bed.

Pretty, pretty please?

[groans]

Okay, fine.

Whoo! Yeah!

Thanks, Hop Pop. You're the best.

But this door stays open.

And no jumping about. Straight to bed.

Absolutely.

Now, I'm right here if you need me.

Got it.

Three, two, one.

[snoring]

Finally! Independence.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[laughs] Whoo! Yeah!

[chuckles]

Hyah!

[sighs]

Time to snuggle up in my own bed.

-[creaking] -What's that?

[thunderclap]

[gasps]

Okay, it's a little creepy, but nothing I can't handle-- [squeaks]

[shrieks]

[screaming]

[laughs nervously]

All right, just a bowling ball, a mop,

and other assorted items oddly arranged in the corner.

[creaking]

You know, I'm not really tired. I should go see what Anne and Sprig are up to.

Hey, girlfriend!

Huh, not here.

Weird. Anne doesn't go anywhere without her phone.

Well, let's go see what Sprig is up to.

Hey-o! Where's the party at?

Huh. Sprig's not here either.

It's fine. Totally fine.

They're probably just somewhere else.

And now to calmly head back to my own room.

[panting]

[squeals]

[panting]

[whimpers]

[grunts] No, Polly. Resist.

You go crawling back to Hop Pop now

and you'll never be left on your own again.

It'll be fine. You'll be fine.

[creaking]

[owl hoots]

Hop Pop! I don't wanna be on my own.

Sprig and Anne are missing and I'm scared. I don't wanna--

-[door creaks] -[evil laughter]

I've been looking all over for you.

-[screams] -Ha!

Huh?

[laughs]

[roars]

[panting]

[whimpers]

-[creaking] -Huh?

-[roars] -[yells]

[screams]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[Teddy] All right, time to pick a card.

Juliet, I think you went first last time,

so, Juniper, you go first.

Ooh. Looks like I've got the geezer.

Aged to perfection. Juliet?

I got the tall one. Talk about your drumsticks.

Well, I guess I'll just have to be happy with the boy.

Cook time will be much shorter.

Delicious.

[gasps] They're cannibals.

Ooh. The little one got away.

Must not have eaten any of my cookies.

Were they not sweet enough? Did I goof the recipe? Oh, dearie me.

Oh, come on, Martha.

No one makes a slumberdoodle better than you,

and you know that.

All right, you love birds, that's enough.

Yeah, we're hungry.

[Juniper] Mmm, delectable.

[Hop Pop snores]

That's my family!

Well, let me just go get the marinade ready and--

Hyah! Marinate this, you cannibals.

-Ah! -Hyah!

[grunting]

Rise and shine, fam.

Huh? Wha-- What's goin' on?

[grunts] Five more minutes.

-Hi, Polly. -Hey.

We gotta get out of here.

[Martha] Oh, dear.

You're in way over your head, sweetie.

Yeah, what can a legless little tadpole like you do to stop us?

[cackling]

You're right. I am just a little tadpole,

and I'm not ready to be alone!

[Teddy] My marinade!

[all gasp, groan]

All right, time to get a move on, fam. [grunts]

Now, just hold on a second--

This way. Let's move.

Don't you dare leave. [groans]

Finally. A chance to use everything I know about chemistry.

[knuckles crack]

We gotta find Bessie.

[all] Bessie!

[purrs]

Oh, thank goodness you're all right,

you beautiful, precious princess.

[Hop Pop] Sprig, bring that lantern over here.

Polly, get under there and take a look.

You got it, chief.

[grunts]

A trap. So that's what slowed her down.

[grunts]

-[chirps] -How the heck did this get on her tail, though?

Uh... Hop Pop?

[all purring, chirping]

[whines]

This was all a setup.

They trap passengers at the inn.

We're the "breakfast" in "bed and breakfast."

Yeah, obvi.

-Let's go. -[shatters]

[laughing]

What are you laughing about?

Nothing. Let's get outta here.

Bessie, things are gettin' messy.

[chirps]

[all yell]

[all purring, chirping]

Ooh, thanks honey. Hey, do you hear that?

Did you leave the sink running?

Oh, dear.

[chirps]

Chemistry wins! Yes!

Home sweet home.

[sighs]

You know, Polly, even though you're still a tadpole,

you certainly proved you can be on your own.

-Maybe it's time I give you a little more independence. -Thanks, Hop Pop.

But I was actually hoping to sleep in your room tonight.

Being on my own was kinda freaky.

I suppose that'd be all right.

[door opens]

So. Turns out tonight's events

were a tad traumatic.

Room for two more?

Get in here, you crazy kids.

[Anne, Sprig sigh]

Great grubs, Sprig! Your feet are cold!

-Deal with it. -[giggles]