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[frogs croaking]

[frogs croaking]

Hi, Sprig. Thanks for your help in the tea shop the other day.

No problem, Felicia. I had a tea-rrific time.

-[chuckles] -Oh, come here, you little charmer.

-[laughing] -Oh, look at you.

-Okay, bye. -All right, see ya.

-Hiya, Sprig. -Heya, Jerry.

Top of the mornin' to you, Sprig.

Lookin' good, Patrick.

Buongiorno, Sprig.

Hey, all right!

Wow. People around here really seem to like Sprig.

Yep, he's always been something of a town favorite.

Those big eyes and goofy grin are hard to resist.

[horn honks]

Hey-hey! Here comes Mrs. Croaker.

Hi, Mrs. Croaker.

Heh. This thing broken?

-Hi, Mrs. Croaker! -Hi, Mrs. Croaker!

Well, hello, Anne. Polly.

-[giggling] -[panting]

Hi, Mrs. Croaker...

That was weird. Guys, you aren't gonna believe this, but...

I don't think Mrs. Croaker likes me.

Huh. So what do you think Hop Pop's making for dinner tonight?

How could she not like me? I'm Sprig. The fun Plantar!

Don't worry about it, dude. It's okay if one person doesn't like you.

You know what, Anne, you're right. This is not okay.

That's literally the opposite of what I just said.

Looks like it's time to crank up the charm on this widow.

[chuckles] After you, m'lady.

-What? -[frog] Oh, hey. Thanks so much--

Wait. Uh, let me help you with that.

[straining]

-Whoa! -[crash]

No, wait! Mrs. Croaker, come back.

[sobbing]

Acknowledge me!

That was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

And I've seen some things.

How can I fix this?

Totally feel for you, dude.

I had the same issue with a girl

named Jamie Krieger back home.

My advice? Just let it go.

You know what, Anne? You're right. I can't just let this go.

I have to get Mrs. Croaker to like me.

And I can't do that unless I know more about her.

Fact-finding mission, engage!

-Haha! -Sprig. [sighs]

Get used to this feeling.

Croaker? She's just a kooky old spider lady.

What's there to know?

I think she was born that old.

She looked exactly the same when I was a kid.

She smells like wet leaves and fungus. I love it.

[baker] Maddie, the buns are burning!

[screams]

Come on, Anne. Shake that man. Shake him.

[groans]

I spent all day and I know even less about her

than I did before.

-Sorry about the wait, kids. -[Sprig] Hop Pop!

-Mrs. Croaker doesn't like me! -Huh.

So, what do you kids want for dinner? I was thinking ravioli.

Aw, yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.

[sighs]

-Anne! I've got it. -[screams]

I have a completely reasonable plan for getting Mrs. Croaker

-to like me. -Glad to hear it. Lay it on me.

Well, I'm going to break into her house, search through her belongings,

find the key to her secret wishes, and make them all come true.

Dude, what? That's completely crazy pants!

Listen, Sprig, Mrs. Croaker is just like Jamie Krieger,

who, for some inexplicable reason, didn't like me.

Anne, this is totally different.

This is about me. I'm totally likable.

While you can be a bit...

Go on.

...likable. Also.

Darn right I'm likable.

I gave Jamie all my pudding cups at lunch.

Even the chocolate ones with the vanilla ribbons.

And nothing. What was her problem?

Will you two stop yelling?

You know there's no soundproofing on these walls, right?

-Wait, seriously? -Yep. Don't you hear Hop Pop

yodel himself to sleep every night?

[gasps] I thought it was a stray animal or something.

Nope, just our Hop Pop bein' a freak.

-[banging] -[Hop Pop] You're a freak!

Welp, I've got a house to break into, so...

[grunting]

All right, Mrs. Croaker. Let's see what you're all about.

Huh. Wonder what kind of books she reads.

That's gonna be hard to forget. [chuckles]

Ooh, candy.

Ew, gross.

Uh-oh.

[shatters]

Whoa.

Probably shouldn't put these in my mouth.

I'm gonna do it. [slurps]

Sprig! Psst! You gotta get outta here, man.

Oh, hi, guys. Come to help?

Uh, yeah, you need help, bud. But not with this.

This is deranged!

All right, dude, put the stuff back.

-We're leaving. -What? No.

Come on, Sprig!

[both struggling]

-What the-- -Hey!

Is that Mrs. Croaker?

[Anne] Dang, she was hot.

[Sprig] Hold on. Who is that?

[gasps] Here he is again.

Wait a second.

Oh, my gosh.

Mrs. Croaker has a long-lost love.

Jonah this. Jonah that.

Even a map of where he might be.

There's a frog out there that wants to be with her,

and that she wants to be with.

Hmm. It does kinda seem like she's obsessed with him.

I guess it's possible.

I'm going to hunt down that frog and reunite them.

And then, she won't like me.

Oh, no. She'll love me.

[manic laughter]

[door closes]

So, you wanna stay here

and look at more pictures of hot Croaker?

You read my mind.

Hmm. [gasps]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, I found it.

Okay, Sprig, be cool. Be cool.

Come on out, Jonah. Do I have a surprise for you!

Eh? Who's there?

You from the Puzzle of the Month Club?

Nope. I'm here on behalf of Sadie Croaker.

Sadie? Sadie Croaker sent you?

Well, no. It's a long story, but--

This is incredible. I've been searching for Sadie for 30 years!

[gasps] I knew it.

Now then, can you tell me where she's been all this time?

I'll do you one better. I'll take you right to her.

Oh, yes!

Son, you just made this lonely old frog

[inhales] very happy. Mmm.

Great. Now let's go.

Here I come, Sadie.

Sprig, where have you been? And who is the strange man attached to you?

Ahem, this handsome bachelor

happens to be the frog that is going to make Mrs. Croaker like me forever.

Name's Jonah.

Okay. Let's get this show on the road.

Mrs. Croaker! Do I have a surprise for you.

Ooh! Is it the Puzzle of the Month Club?

[gasps] J-- Jonah?

-Sadie. -Jonah?

[gasps] Oh, my gosh, they're about to flirt.

[squeals]

It really is you.

What are you doing here?

Sadie Croaker, there's something

I've been wanting to tell you for 30 years.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Sadie Croaker...

prepare to die!

-[manic laughter] -Wait, what?

Sadie, Sadie, Sadie.

You thought you got the best of me in Bogwater Canyon,

but I haven't forgotten.

Jonah, this isn't romantic!

The Guild would surely take me back if I took you down.

Thirty years I been searching for ya, but you hid too well.

But now, thanks to this weird little frog leading me straight to you,

your time is up.

Uh... [nervous laughter]

You should have let sleeping frogs lie and stayed away.

You'd have spared yourself from what's about to happen.

Ha! What're you gonna do to me now?

You're just an old woman.

-You're old. -You're old.

-You're old. -You're old.

No. He's right. She is just an old woman.

I'll save you, Mrs. Croaker.

[grunts]

Step aside, boy.

[grunts, laughs]

Bleh! Put your clothes back on, you pervert.

Whoo! Yeah, Croaker! Mess him up.

[both grunting]

[screaming]

Whoa.

That was--

Awesome!

What just happened?

[muffled groaning]

Nothing happened. Nothing at all.

Because if word of this gets out,

let's just say it would be very bad for everyone.

Are we clear?

-These lips be zipped. -Didn't see a thing.

Yes, of course. So sorry.

All right, boy. What's this all about? Spill it.

I wanted to get you to like me. So I kind of...

snuck into your house and secretly went through all your things.

-[groans] -What?

And I saw all this stuff about Jonah

and I thought he was your long-lost love.

[laughing]

[nervous laughter]

[muffled laugh]

What an idiot. What makes you think you can please everyone, kid?

-Jonah here don't like me. -[Jonah] It's true.

Plenty of people don't like those two.

-Well, hey, now. -Mission accomplished.

And I just don't like you.

But what did I do? Why don't you like me? I mean, I like you.

I don't know. Something about your big eyes and goofy smile rub me the wrong way.

Oh.

But you did go through all that trouble to get me to like you.

I guess I can try and like you back.

Huh. Yeah, no, that's okay. You're right.

Like me or don't like me, I'm fine.

[chuckles] Atta-kid.

Cool. Well, I guess we'll get going then.

She likes me! Aw, yeah! Wa-pow!

Good thing I brought this.

-She likes me. She likes me. -You walked right into that one.

Good luck getting rid of him now.

I'm likable. I'm lovable.

Aw, crud.

-She likes me! -[screams]