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♪♪
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♪
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[upbeat music playing]
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[sighs] Theater night.
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The one night a month
we come together,
watch our stories,
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and forget all our horrible,
horrible troubles.
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[all sigh]
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Now who wants popcorn?
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-Oh, me, me!
-I do!
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[both] My seat!
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[chanting] Theater night,
theater night!
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Oh! Right in the middle!
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-Dibs!
-[Polly] That seat is mine!
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Not if I get there first.
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Oh! [gasps]
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Boom!
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No fair. You have appendages.
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Tut-tut. Sprig,
give Polly the seat.
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Say what? Come on, Hop Pop.
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I got here first. [grunts]
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That's what older brothers do,
Sprig.
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They look out
for their little sisters.
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Now, move that rump
over to that stump.
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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Bummer, dude.
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[sighs] It's just not fair.
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Just because she's
a little younger,
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she always gets
special treatment.
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I'm an only child,
so I don't relate.
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All my parents' attention
was focused on me.
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And it was... awesome.
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-[blows raspberry] Lucky you.
-All right, now.
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Everybody settle down.
I have some bad news.
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The acting troupe had
to cancel on account of...
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well, being eaten
on the way here.
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[booing]
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We need our stories!
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Hold up, everyone.
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I have something
that might work.
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It's called a "movie."
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It's like a play,
but totally better.
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-[crowd murmuring]
-[man] A movie.
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-Thanks, Tad,
local glass artisan.
-Yep.
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Okay, so tonight I'm going
to be showing the timeless
classic Love Choice,
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which has always been one
of my favorites because--
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Just start the movie!
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[laughs] You got it.
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[phone beeps]
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-Dang it.
-[phone beeps]
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[narrator] In the
not so distant future,
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three grounded
yet supernatural teens
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must navigate their feelings
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if they hope to survive.
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-Wait, how could they be both
grounded and supernatural?
-[shushes]
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Oh, Hunter. I know that
together we'll make it
through this nightmare.
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Constance, my cybernetic abs
belong to you and you alone.
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-[techno music plays]
-[crowd murmurs]
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Hmm, Polly likey.
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I know I said
I liked Hunter,
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but I can't help
but be drawn to you
as well, Alastair.
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May I sing you
the traditional song
of my people?
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[shrieking]
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I like this Alastair.
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He's ethereal,
yet approachable.
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It is now time for me
to make my love choice.
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I choose... I choose...
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-[bird shrieks]
-[screams]
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Constance!
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-[flute music]
-We must go after her!
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[both] I'll save you,
Constance!
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[narrator] To be continued...
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-[audience gasps]
-What?
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-That was the end?
-Who did she pick?
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I'm so frustrated
right now!
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Believe me, guys.
Been there.
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They are making a sequel,
Love Choice 2,
but it's not out yet.
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I'll tell you who she picks!
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Hunter! He's a beefcake.
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What? She should pick Alastair.
He's a thinker.
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A dreamer.
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[crowd clamoring]
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[Polly] Listen up!
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I don't even want to live
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in a town with someone
who likes Alastair.
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Well, I don't want to live
in a town with someone
who likes Hunter.
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That does it!
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Everybody who chooses Hunter,
get behind me!
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-Yeah!
-He looks strong.
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He's so attractive.
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Well,
anyone who likes Alastair
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can get behind me.
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-Alastair's my man!
-Definitely Alastair.
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-Excuse me, pardon me.
-Hey!
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Sprig, just let Polly win
this one,
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before things
get even worse.
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Sorry, Hop Pop.
But I've had it
with this pollywog
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and her special
treatment.
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We ain't backing down!
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This means war!
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[crowd shouting indistinctly]
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I have a bad feeling
about this.
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Eh, I'm sure by morning
clearer heads will prevail.
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Or, you know, not.
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I don't believe this.
The town is split
right down the middle.
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[all chanting] Hail Alastair!
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Hmm...
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[all chanting] Hail Hunter!
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Hmm...
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This is just like
an Internet message board...
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but IRL.
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Were things on this "Internet"
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resolved in peaceful
and civilized ways?
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See for yourself, dude.
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Oh, gosh.
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I forgot my house
is over in Alastairtown.
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-Ow! Ow!
-Take that,
you stinking Hunterite.
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[laughs]
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[laughing]
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If we don't do
something fast,
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this whole town is going
to tear itself apart.
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Polly and Sprig
are the ringleaders.
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If we can just get them
to get along, we'll be fine.
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[shrieking]
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-Amazing, Leader Sprig.
-You have the voice
of an angel.
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Deer Sprig,
you have a visitor.
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Should we throw her
in the deer prison?
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No, no. It's okay. Thank you,
Deer Stumpy and Deer Croaker.
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-Take five, deer friends.
-[all] Mmm.
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Anne, great to see ya.
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Are you here to join
our deer choir?
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Nope.
I'm here to tell you
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this dumb feud
with Polly is dumb.
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And you need to end it.
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Just let her have
this one, dude.
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You're an only child, Anne.
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You don't understand.
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I'm always giving up things
for Polly.
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Well, no more!
The only way to end this
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is if Polly submits to me!
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-But--
-We're done here.
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-Ha!
-[groans] Got you.
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Oh, come on.
This isn't cool, Sprig.
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This isn't cool!
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That's Deer Sprig to you.
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And stay out
of Alastairville.
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Anne! Polly's not budging.
She won't even see Sprig
till he surrenders.
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Not only that, but they
graffitied my tum-tum.
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-Any luck on your end?
-Nope.
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How are those kids
supposed to make up
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if they won't even see
one another?
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I know, right?
We've got to get them
together.
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But how...
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Hey, Hop Pop.
You ever play capture the flag?
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So I named my kid
Alastair last night.
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Wow, you're a good dad.
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[snickering]
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Personally, my favorite thing
about Alastair
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-is how he's not
afraid to cry.
-[screams]
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No! She's stealing
the sacred flag!
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Quick, sound the alarm!
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[panting] Uh-oh.
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[man] Chief Polly,
an old man is climbing
the flagpole.
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Somebody get him!
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For Hunter!
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Ha! Got it!
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[laughs] Anne, you did it!
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-Got you!
-[gasps]
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For Hunter!
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Eh, he'll be fine.
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Whee!
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[panting] No Hop Pop yet.
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-Oh, man. I hope he was able
to get the flag--
-Watch out!
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-Whoo! Both flags captured!
-Now what?
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Now this.
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[crowd clamoring]
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Ha ha! Tricked you all!
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Now that you're face-to-face,
how about discussing this
like civilized--
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-Whoa!
-So, older brother,
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you here to finally admit
I'm right
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and surrender
to the... Hunter tribe?
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-Death first!
-Then perish!
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[all grunting]
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-[groans]
-Take this, you brutes!
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Well, at least
we brought them together
to clear the air, right?
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-Too bad they couldn't--
-[gasps] Aah!
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Retreat, my dear brethren!
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[laughs] After those
wimpy deer cowards!
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[crowd] Hail Hunter!
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Wait...
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Something's off.
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-Aah!
-Ow!
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It's a trap!
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[laughing] Ambush!
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[panting, grunting]
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You lose, Polly. Looks like
your special treatment
couldn't help you this time.
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Now just surrender--
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Enough talk! Let her have it!
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Uh, what?
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Incoming!
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[shouting]
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[Hop Pop's voice] That's what
older brothers do, Sprig.
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They look out for
their little sisters.
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[shudders]
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Uh...
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What have I done?
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[distorted] No!
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-[splattering]
-[grunting]
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-[crowd gasping]
-[Sprig groans]
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[crying] Why, Sprig?
I don't understand.
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Why?
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Because seeing you in danger
made me realize...
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it doesn't matter what's there.
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What matters is that I'm here
to take care of you.
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We surrender, Polly. [coughs]
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We... surrender.
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Bro... brother. No...
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No!
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[crying]
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Hoo! All right, folks.
Pack it in, we're done.
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Yeah, this thing
is pretty played out.
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-[crowd cheering]
-Wait, what?
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Glad I finally got a chance
to use this bad boy.
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Now, that was exciting.
225
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You guys were
at each other's throats
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just a second ago.
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Are you seriously
over this already?
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Oh, that's just
the way we are, Anne.
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You should have seen
last year's
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avocados
versus almonds fiasco.
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We almost tore this place
to the ground.
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Whew, good thing it's over.
I don't even remember what
we were fighting about.
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I can't believe we almost
killed each other
over a work of fiction.
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I know, right?
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Can we watch another one?
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Hmm...
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[Polly] Hey, Sprig!
Over here!
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-I saved you a spot.
-And I brought you
some sweets.
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You're a good
older brother, Sprig.
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Aww, well, ain't that nice.
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Now scooch over.
I need a seat.
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[Anne] Hello, everyone!
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For tonight, I've picked
a conflict-free independent film
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called My Dinner with Anders.
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-But before we start,
a little context.
-[crowd] Just start the movie!
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-[laughs] You got it.
-[phone beeps]
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