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[frogs croaking]

[frogs croaking]

[Sprig] Ah, the Wartwood Farmer's Market,

where salt of the earth frogs come to sell stuff and fill up on free samples.

That wasn't a sample.

Now it's like nothing happened.

I-- I can pay for that.

[Mrs. Croaker humming]

[both] Good morning, Mrs. Croaker.

Oh, I'll take this here gangly gourd, Hopadiah.

Oh, I sense a batch of Croaker stew coming on.

Hmm... Hang on there, Sadie. You don't want that one.

Mm-hmm...

A-ha! It's a gourd maggot.

These guys taste terrible.

[screaming]

It's in my hair! It's in my hair!

Here, take this one, instead. It's maggot-free.

Classic Plantar honesty.

I've been buying from this stand since your father was running it.

And y'all have never steered me wrong.

Very impressive, Hop Pop.

That is the Plantar difference, Anne.

You can't taste honesty. But if you could--

[both] ...it'd taste like a Plantar stand vegetable.

This stand is the heart and soul of our family.

I don't know what I'd do if we ever lost it.

Bad news, everyone! Bad news!

Gonna run away before you read it!

That Toadie... [mumbles]

Say what? Mayor Toadstool is quadrupling the rent!

And he wants it in three days!

Have you seen this? This is outrageous!

At this rate, we'll lose the stand. What are we gonna do?

Hmm...

Got it! Snugaroos, blankets you wear over your clothes.

What the-- Anne, we're a vegetable stand.

No, I mean we need our own Snugaroo, a flashy new product.

Something like... like... A-ha!

[grunts] A little bit of this, shake it up and...

Introducing Plantar's Potion.

A hearty mix of vitamins and minerals that'll extend your life and keeps you regular.

Wowza. All that in one jar?

Heck if I know, I just made all that up.

But health drinks are all the rage back home.

The best part, we can charge through the nose for them.

Heh. I don't know what a nose is, but it's worth a shot.

[clears throat] New product! New product, everyone.

This here is a freshly made bottle of... What was it again?

Plantar's Potion!

Yes, you in the front, Wally.

Does it taste good?

Wouldn't know. Haven't tried it, yet.

-Oh. -[frog coughs]

Hey, Hop Pop! Can we chat for a second?

Sprig, work the crowd. Yes, ma'am.

[clears throat] Spring Plantar, ten years old.

[plays "Fur Elise" with armpit]

-[cheers, applause] -Beautiful.

Dude, if you wanna sell this stuff,

you gotta sell this stuff!

Make promises you can't keep and junk.

Did you forget this stand was built on honesty?

Hop Pop, in three days, there won't be a stand.

[sighs] I'll give it a try.

Take five, boy. I'll take it from here.

You got it, Hop Pop! Hop, hop!

Folks, I'd really appreciate it if you bought this drink.

Uh...

Because it'll make you, I don't know... stronger?

[crowd murmuring]

And uh... smarter, too!

[all] Smarter? Smarter, too?

Hmm...

Folks, one sip of Plantar's Potion...

and you may very well live forever!

-I'll take ten! -I'll take 100!

[laughs] Ow, ow.

Wee! [laughs] [giggles]

Suffering swamp gas!

We gotta step up production on this stuff. Fast!

[crowd cheering]

Incoming!

[groans] Fresh feet juice, coming up!

All right, who's next?

[all] Me, me!

There he is! Look, Daddy, the potion man.

Folks!

Say, any of you been losing the stick on your tongue?

One sip of Plantar's Potion...

and my tongue has never felt stickier.

[cheers, applause]

Feeling dry?

Plantar's Potion will have you moist and smooth.

Just look at the sheen on me!

[all] Ooh!

It'll make your warts bigger.

It'll make your kids talk back less.

It'll erase all the regrets that keep you up at night.

[cheering, applause]

[laughs] I know I doubted you, Anne, but this is really working.

I gotta say, Hop Pop, you've gotten really good at this.

Why thank you, young lady.

-[Sprig] Guys, guys! -Big problem!

[both gasp]

We used up all our produce. There's nothing left.

No! We're so close. We can't fall short now.

Let's see... A-ha! Jackpot!

Uh... Yeah, uh... Yeah, that's literally garbage.

Garbage? Or Plantar Potion's new secret ingredient?

Ew. Still need a bit more, though.

[Hop Pop laughs]

Maybe some of these.

[laughs]

That'll work. Yeah.

You sure about this, Hop Pop?

Oh, I'm sure. Everyone's hooked.

They'll buy anything I sell them.

Now get in there, stompers.

Aye, aye! Right.

Go on. Get, get.

[laughing]

Yes! Yes!

Let it flow! Come to Hop Poppa!

Oh, boy.

[groans, belches]

Friends and frog folk, step right up.

New limited edition Plantar's Potion.

Only 20 coppers a bottle!

-Twenty coppers? No one's gonna buy that-- -[crowd] Gangway!

Thank you for your patronage.

I'm gonna feed this to my baby.

[groans] Well, did we make it? Did we save the stand?

Just about. We gotta sell to one more sucker and we'll be home free.

I'll take a bottle, Hopadiah.

[gasps] Sadie Croaker,

the stand's oldest and most loyal customer.

Usually, I find potions and the like to be a bunch of malarkey,

but if Hopadiah Plantar says it works,

then it must. Mm-hmm.

Been saving this gold farthing for a while now.

Waiting for something special to spend it on. One bottle, please.

Uh... we're all sold out.

-No, we're not! -Oh, thank you, deary.

[stammers]

To Hop Pop and the Plantars,

the most honest folks in the business.

Oof, even I felt that one.

[all] To the Plantars!

[breathing heavily]

[Hop Pop] No!

What has gotten into you, Hopadiah?

That was no health potion!

It's garbage!

Folks, I'm so sorry.

I never meant any harm.

All I was trying to was save my stand.

-Huh? -[both screaming]

Hop Pop! They want the garbage potion!

[crowd screaming]

Eaten by flies? Oh, the irony!

Hey, let go of my bumpkin frog family!

[screams]

[Hop Pop] Hey!

Ain't this what you want?

[all scream]

You really want this so bad?

Then drop the kids and go get it!

[screaming]

Oh!

[sighs] Everyone okay?

Not really.

Kids, I messed up big.

I was so desperate to save the stand, I forgot what the stand was even about.

So, what now?

We go make things right.

That's the Plantar way.

-Apologies. -[scoffs]

Here you go, sir. I hope you'll give Plantar's another chance, someday.

I know things are bad, Hop Pop, but if it makes you feel any better,

you were a crazy good salesman.

[laughs] I was good, wasn't I?

Well, Hopadiah, looks like you're going to have to earn our trust back.

That being said, I think your father would be proud that you did the right thing today.

Thanks, Sadie. I'll work hard to earn your trust back.

Not at this stand, you won't!

No coin, no stand.

Time to clear out!

Don't worry, Hop Pop. We'll help you get the stand back.

You want me to... [clicks tongue] off Toadie? I'll do it. You know I will.

Thanks, kids. Let's just get home and relax a little.

You know, maybe the end of one tradition means the start of another.

Maybe I ought to start over the Hop Pop way,

experiment with those new seed varieties I always wanted to try.

That's the spirit, Hop Pop.

Yeah, we're gonna make it after all.

[all laugh] The future is ours.

Oh, frog! I'm unemployed!