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♪♪
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[frogs croaking]
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[frogs croaking]
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There you go.
Now you're getting it.
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Anne, wanna chop us
some veggies for me?
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You got it, HP.
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[grunting]
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Wow, where'd you learn
to cut like that?
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You know, my parents actually
owned a Thai restaurant
back home.
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Ah, whoops. Hold on.
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I used to work there
all the time and help out.
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I hope they're doing okay
without me.
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Well, how about that.
A restaurant.
Pretty impressive, Anne.
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[explosion]
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Yep, I blew up the pizza.
Oh, dang it, Sprig.
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Well, looks like this meal's
a bust. Who wants to eat out?
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Oh, wow. This place is
not to code.
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Oh, man. The font
on these menus is
way too small.
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Rookie mistake.
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Here you are.
Four bowls of slop.
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Enjoy. Or don't.
Makes no difference to me.
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Thanks, Stumpy.
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Excuse me, hello.
Over here. Yoo hoo!
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There be a problem, sir?
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Um, yes, there's only
one fly in my soup.
There should be dozens.
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I mean, how hard is it to run
a restaurant, anyway?
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You just put food on tables.
A tadpole can do it.
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[groans] Who's that jerk?
And why won't he shut up?
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That is Albus Duckweed.
He writes reviews
for the paper.
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They have comic strips
sometimes.
[Polly ] Blah!
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He thinks he's better
than everyone else
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just 'cause he talk good.
It's true.
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[groans] A foodie. Say no more.
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We dealt with snobs like him
all the time back home.
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Just listening to him
is driving me crazy.
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[groans] I can't take this
anymore.
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Anne, just ignore it
and enjoy your slug gruel.
Anne?
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I mean, seriously,
look at this place.
Hey. Lay off, buddy.
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Running a restaurant
is hard.
Kid, what are you doing?
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Ha! Well, what does a creature
like you know about running
a restaurant?
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Well, what does
a little lizard like
you know about anything?
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Besides, my parents ran
a restaurant back home,
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so I know what
I'm talking about.
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Well, if your parents are
anything like you, I'm sure
their restaurant was terrible.
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Oh, yeah?
Well tell you what, then.
Why don't you come back in,
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I don't know, two days
or something?
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And we'll have completely turned
this place around.
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I, uh, I beg
your pardon. What?
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Oh, a wager is it?
Fine, I'll be back
in two days.
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Looking forward to writing
my review and shutting
this place down.
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Kid, what have you done?
That was the most popular critic
in town.
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One bad review from him
and we're finished.
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Stumpy, I know
I got carried away,
but we can do this.
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The Boonchuy family pride is
at stake. What do you say?
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I say...
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you just put me
out of business.
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Bound to happen eventually,
I suppose.
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Anne, did you just promise
to save this restaurant?
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In two days?
By yourself?
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Yep. That's, uh, that's
pretty much what just happened.
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Uh, me and my big mouth.
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[Stumpy humming]
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Dang mushroom needs replacing.
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Not that it matters anymore.
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[exclaims] Mother of pearl!
Hey, Stumpy!
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How long you been here?
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All night. Couldn't sleep,
too excited!
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-So, you ready to beat
that critic?
-[scoffs] Creepy kid.
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What do you wanna start with?
Change the menu, redecorate...
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Burn this place to the ground
and start over?
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Look, kid, you're on your own.
Do whatever you want.
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It's not gonna make a difference
in the end, anyway.
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[laughs] Oh. That is
where you're wrong.
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Pow! Ha-cha! Ha!
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Oh, what day is it?
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-[grunting]
-[Stumpy groans]
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[growling]
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-[screams]
-[growls]
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[laughs] I knew about
that garbage lizard.
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[sighs]
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[shouting]
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[Stumpy laughs] Nice shot.
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Direct hit! You got it.
Whoo!
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Thanks.
One at a time.
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I gotta hand it to you, Anne.
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This place looks great.
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We even scrubbed the Wally out.
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-That's what you think! [laughs]
-[crashing]
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The critic is gonna be
blown away.
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Blown away? Ha! No.
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All we've done
is mop the floors
and clean some dishes.
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This place is still
a house of broken dreams.
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Harsh, but on point.
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If we're gonna impress
that critic,
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we've got
a lot more work to do.
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We need a complete
and total transformation.
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What do you mean?
Like placemats?
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[Anne] Bigger.
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Oh. I'm gonna need
me hammer hand for this.
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[whirring, hammering]
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What are you all looking at?
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-[crowd chattering]
-Stumpy's changed overnight.
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-[man 1] Wow, look over there.
-[man 2] It's so exotic.
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-Oh, my goodness.
-[speaking Thai]
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And welcome to Stumpy's,
Wartwood's first
frog-Thai fusion restaurant,
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now with napkins.
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[crowd chattering]
Napkins? What are those?
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Need a refill of fly ice tea?
On the house, sweetie.
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Order up. Enjoy!
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Mmm.
That's good.
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I'll take the maggot larb.
Did I say that right? Larb?
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It's actually
pronounced "laap."
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Well, how about that?
One foot in the grave
and still learning new things.
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I've never seen this place
so packed. What-- What's this
weird feeling in me chest?
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That is called hope.
I think we might actually
pull this off, dude.
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Please. Please stop
ringing that bell.
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Anne, this place is amazing.
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You weren't kidding when you
said you were good at this.
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Oh, yeah! Score one for Anne.
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So, table for three.
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Ooh, sorry guys.
All the tables are full.
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[clears throat loudly]
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They can have my table.
I am done here.
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[gasps] It's...
Duckweed! He's here!
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-I have another question.
-Thanks for coming.
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Okay, great, see ya.
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Duckweed...
What's with the disguise?
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Oh, this? It's kind of
a critic thing. Uh-huh.
Really?
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It's to guarantee that
we get a genuine experience,
you know?
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Oh, interesting.
If you knew it was me, you'd
probably zhuzh it up a bit,
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make it a little bit better.
But in a disguise,
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you're just gonna serve me
like anyone else.
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Oh, that's actually
really clever.
Thank you!
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So, did you like the food?
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Oh, right... No!
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I found the experience had
no cohesion,
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like one thing was clumsily
grafted on top of another.
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And when I publish my review,
your restaurant will be ruined.
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[laughs] I love my job.
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Will you, uh... Will you give us
a moment? Stay right there!
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That's it. It's over.
We're finished!
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The second that review goes up,
this restaurant goes down.
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[grunts] Pull yourself
together, man.
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We can do this. It's time
to bring out the big guns.
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My parents' squid
and basil special.
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No critic in town
could resist.
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Okay.
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I already said okay!
Sorry, sorry.
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I am amped!
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Hey, we've got a special dinner
just for you. Be right back.
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Don't go anywhere.
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Amusing. All right,
I'll play your little game.
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So... this mean
we can't have your table?
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Man, squid are huge here.
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It's not a squid.
It's a kraken.
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[Anne] Eh, potato, tomato.
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[Anne grunts]
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Gangway, coming through.
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All right, dude.
Get ready to be blown away.
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Oh, my...
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What an exotic selection.
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-[squid growling]
-[Duckweed screams]
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[roaring]
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Assassinating your critics,
I love it.
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[roaring]
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Okay, this is a disaster.
I never should have made
this dumb wager.
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Anne, calm down. Maybe
we can't save the restaurant,
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but we sure can save those
people's lives. What do you say?
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I say...
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let's crush this calamari.
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[gasps] I've got an idea.
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[exclaims]
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-[squid roars]
-[all screaming]
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[yells]
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Mm... Oh, that's good.
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Stumpy! The lemon!
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Coming right up!
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Pad See Ew, you later.
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[squid screeches]
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I don't think this thing's
getting back up.
Phew.
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So, Duckweed. Guess you got
a bad review to write, huh?
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Bad... Bad?
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That was incredible!
A food that tries to eat you?
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The irony, the ecstasy!
I simply must tell everyone.
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To the message board!
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You go, girl!
Go, Anne!
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She lives in my basement.
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Wait, you guys have
a message board?
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Sure do. It's a literal board.
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Well, guess we better clean
this place up. Again.
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00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:02,710
Stumpy, I'm sorry about
all this.
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I took things way too far.
195
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,920
No way, Anne.
This whole thing was
a big success.
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You even convinced this old
grump to actually care.
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If your parents could see this,
I'm sure they'd be proud.
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Thanks, Stumpy.
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Put her there.
200
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:22,330
Oh, this feels nice.
What is this? Oak? Mahogany?
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It's carved from the bones
of me missing hand.
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Oh, come on!
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