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♪♪
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♪ ♪
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[frogs croaking]
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[frogs croaking]
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[Bessie purring]
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Ah, a leisurely outing
with Bessie.
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Why, we could really
go anywhere. Do anything.
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Ooh, ooh!
Can we get Swamp Slushies?
They have new flavors.
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[chuckles] Nope.
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Can we go off-road?
Do some crazy stunts?
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Double no.
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Ooh, ooh! Can I drive?
Sure.
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Aw, come on, Hop Pop.
Wait, really?
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Absolutely. I've been trying
to teach this guy for years.
It's true.
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All right. Give me those reins.
I'm ready to drive.
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Not before reading this,
you ain't.
What?
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This is Bessie's History.
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Before touching
a snail's reins,
you gotta know them.
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Feel their heartbeat
next to yours and become one.
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Hop Pop, it's just a vehicle.
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We had a family car back home.
It's no biggie.
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Oof!
Don't care.
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You can't drive Bessie
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unless you read this
cover to cover.
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And that's final.
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Are there pictures?
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There are diagrams.
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[echoing] No!
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Dramatic much?
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Now if you'll excuse me,
Polly's due for a wash.
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[giggles]
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No, no. Wait. No!
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I'll just get dirty again.
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You can't stop me.
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I learned this
from watching you, Anne.
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[groans] I'll be old
before I finish
reading this thing.
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Yeah, page five
is as far as I got.
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Too much description,
not enough plot.
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[sighs] This is ridiculous.
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I don't need history.
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I need experience.
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Hey.
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What do you say we take
a harmless test-drive?
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Prove to Hop Pop
we're fast learners?
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Hmm.
Do you get the feeling
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this is one of those decisions
we'll look back on and say,
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"Ooh-boy, we probably
shouldn't have done that"?
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[sing-song]
We'll get Swamp Slushies
while we're out.
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No regrets!
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That's what I like to hear.
Hyah!
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-[whooping]
-[laughing]
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Huh? What in tarnation?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Out of the way, slowpoke.
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Hooligans! Ruffians!
Swamp suckers!
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Whoa. What was that?
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I've always wanted
to try road rage.
And the verdict?
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Exhilarating.
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Live your truth! Yeah!
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[both laugh]
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[Sprig] Man, you were right.
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We didn't need to read
some silly book.
You drive just fine.
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Just fine? Pshh.
Boy, I'm a natural.
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-[gasps] Ooh, ooh!
Wanna take this baby off-road?
-Yup.
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-[revving]
-Whoo-hoo!
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[both] Whoa!
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[laughing]
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[both] Whoa!
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[laughing]
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[both] Whoa! Oof!
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[sighs] So, off-roading. Fun.
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But how about we go back
to on-roading?
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Good old reliable on-roading,
yes, please.
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All right, Bessie.
Let's move.
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One more time. Let's move.
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Um, Bessie?
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[sputtering]
You all right, girl?
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Hey, what's going on here?
Does it need fuel
in the tank or something?
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Is the oil low?
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Come get the tasty fuel,
Bessie.
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Ew, Anne.
These leaves are tastier.
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Here, Bessie.
I got dem good leaves, girl.
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[purrs]
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Hmm. Maybe we can push her?
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Give her a jump-start?
I'm sure that's a thing.
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[both straining]
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-Okay. She is way too heavy.
-[Sprig panting]
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Also, I'm crazy out of shape.
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What are we gonna do?
We're stuck.
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We have no choice.
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I'll stay here with Bessie
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while you hitch a ride
back to the farm and...
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[groans]
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go get Hop Pop.
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Good idea.
It's the right thing to do,
even if we get an earful.
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Back in a flash.
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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[scatting]
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[yawns]
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Ah, this is so boring. [groans]
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Wish I had something to read.
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Fine. But just to pass the time.
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[coughs] Okay, let's see here.
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"It was
an especially cold morning
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the day Bessie
was brought into this world."
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[Hop Pop] "The leaves
had just changed color,
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and now I shall describe
those leaves to you
in great detail--"
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Nope.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
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[grunting]
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Aha!
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Over here, over here.
I need a ride.
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-[coughing]
-[tires squeal]
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Oh, thank you so much
for stopping. I, uh--
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Oh.
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Bless my socks.
If it isn't Sprig Plantar.
[barks]
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[chuckles] Yep.
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Hey, uh, sorry about earlier.
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Got a little carried away.
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Oh, pishposh.
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Sadie Croaker
never holds a grudge, honey.
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Well, that's lucky.
Will you give me a lift
back home? It's urgent.
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Oh, absolutely.
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Thanks, Mrs. Croaker.
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Oh, my pleasure, honey.
Well, go on and get comfy.
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Watch out for ol' Archie,
though.
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His venom can cause paralysis.
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Now hold on to your eyebrows.
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-'Cause here we go!
-[engine revving]
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[both whooping]
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Can't this thing
go any faster?
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[Hop Pop]
"And it was at that moment
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I realized
Bessie was no ordinary snail,
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but a kind, clear soul
who would help others
at a drop of a hat.
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I raised my bid
to 400 copper pieces,
winning the auction,
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and in the process,
saving Bessie from
the nefarious Jim Snapes."
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Yes! In your face, Snapes.
[grunts]
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Man.
This is actually pretty good.
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And I need to stop
eating leaves.
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[humming]
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Come on, come on.
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You know what would make
this ride go a lot quicker?
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What? Anything. What?
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A song.
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[vocalizing]
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♪ Ninety-nine jugs
Of juice on the wall ♪
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♪ Ninety-nine jugs of juice ♪
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♪ Take one down,
pass it around ♪
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[Hop Pop]
"The snow swirled around us
and I knew we were doomed.
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I could feel the strength
leaving my body bit by bit.
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The sweet embrace of eternity
crept closer and closer
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-until suddenly I heard
a sound pulling me back."
-[warbling]
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"Bessie... Bessie was singing!"
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[Anne sobbing]
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You go, girl.
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You noble, noble creature.
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Man. This is messing me up.
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[sniffles] Now let's see.
Where was I?
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"The reason Bessie
had hidden in her shell
was now very clear to me.
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A predator was close.
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And not just any predator.
A natural enemy of snails."
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-[rustling]
-[bird caws]
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Uh... Hello?
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Uh, anything in here
about this predator?
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Oh, there we go.
Aw, it's actually pretty cute.
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[snarling]
[screams]
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[whimpers]
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[snarling]
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[yells]
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[growling]
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Cone on, come on. Yes!
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"When Bessie senses danger,
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you gotta sit on her shell
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and yell at the top
of your lungs,
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'Bessie,
things are getting messy!'"
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Yes!
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Whoo!
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[growling]
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Eat our dust, hedgehogs.
[screams]
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"If you still haven't escaped,
give Bessie some berries
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from the secret compartment
in the front of her shell."
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Whoa, this is gross.
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Let's do this thing, Bessie.
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[purrs]
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[yelping]
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Way to go, Bessie!
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You are the queen of the road.
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[purrs]
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All right, let's go home.
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♪ Take one down
Pass it around ♪
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♪ No more jugs of juice
On the wall ♪
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[sighs]
Glad that's finally over.
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One more time.
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[muffled screaming]
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[Anne] Hey, kid, need a lift?
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[purrs]
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Anne! Thank goodness.
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Okay, bye, Mrs. Croaker.
Thank you.
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Bye, darlin'.
Next time, try to keep
that road rage in check.
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[laughs] Yee-haw!
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[cackling]
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[whooping]
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Pretty sure
I just got played.
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That woman is everything
I want to be.
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[both groan]
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We made it.
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And it looks like Hop Pop's
still washing Polly.
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-You'll never take me alive!
-Dang it, Polly.
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You're getting filth
everywhere.
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[crash]
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Hey. You coming?
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I think I'm going to spend
a little more time
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with ol' Bessie here.
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Suit yourself.
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[door closes]
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[purring gently]
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Now where were we?
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[snoring]
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[grunts] What the hey?
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Good morning, Hopadiah.
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Anne?
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I did it.
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I read the whole thing.
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In one night.
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Impressive. Kinda scary.
But impressive.
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I was wrong about Bessie.
She's not just a vehicle.
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She's a noble,
beautiful creature.
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And now that you've read this,
all you need is experience.
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[chuckling]
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[evil laughter]
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I don't feel safe.
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♪ ♪
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