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♪♪
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[frogs croaking]
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[frogs croaking]
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La-la-la-la.
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Look, dude,
all I'm saying
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is that where I'm from
you could get arrested
for having a couch this firm.
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Back in my day
we didn't have furniture.
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We sat on rocks.
Sharp ones.
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Okay.
But if I get butt blisters,
I'm blaming you.
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Back in my day
we called those "character."
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[groaning]
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So... heavy.
Mind the flagstone.
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[yells]
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Back in my day,
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kids spent less time
complainin'
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and more time
watching their step.
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Yeah? Well, where I'm from
people fixed
their crummy houses.
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[gasps]
This house is like family!
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You apologize!
To a house?
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[loud thud]
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[Anne]
Where I'm from,
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we didn't rush people
in the bathroom!
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[loud thud]
[Hop Pop] Well, back in my day
we didn't have a bathroom!
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[loud thud]
[Anne] Stop hitting the door
with a battering ram!
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[Hop Pop]
It's been two hours!
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[yells]
I can't take this anymore!
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They're just
getting used to each other.
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It's not a big deal.
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Not a big deal?
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Do you remember
the Hendersons next door?
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They used to argue
all the time,
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and look what happened
to them.
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[wind whistling]
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Nothing like
scavenging the remains
of a broken frog family.
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If we don't
do something now,
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it won't be long
before their bickering
tears this family apart.
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I still think
we should just give them time.
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Not like we have
a lot of options.
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You can't force people
to get along.
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Of course not, Polly.
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Of course not.
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-Of course--
-Just go already!
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[sighs]
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[flies honking like geese]
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We've been robbed!
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Say what?
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[laughs]
Sorry. Sorry.
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It's just that Hop Pop
delivered the perfect
sitcom catch phrase.
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Must be painful
to make so little sense
all the time.
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[gasps]
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My prize-winnin' corn!
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You've won prizes?
It's an expression, Anne.
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What are you,
the fact police?
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The injustice!
The outrage!
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We've gotta catch
this thief!
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Agreed. And it's nice
to see you so passionate
about produce, Sprig.
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Yes. Very odd.
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If the thief stole once,
it'll steal again.
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The only way
to catch this monster
is a stakeout.
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I like steak.
Good idea.
Okay.
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And the only ones
who can do it are...
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Anne and Hop Pop!
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Say what?
Huh?
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Well, I obviously can't...
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because I have
the attention span of a...
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Oh, look at that.
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Why not Hop Pop and Polly?
Seems like
a winning combo to me.
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Polly's a baby, Anne.
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Just asking, Hop Pop.
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Ugh.
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[sighs]
Very well.
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Let's be honest though.
Anne'll probably fall asleep
and it'll just be me.
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Why would I
fall asleep first?
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-Aren't you like 100 years old?
-I'm a crisp 68!
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You stole the corn,
didn't you?
Oh, absolutely.
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But now those two
have to spend the whole night
together and bond!
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Sprig, you can't
manipulate people like this!
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I can, and I did.
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And it's going to save
this family.
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[humming]
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Mm-hmm.
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[chuckles]
Just look at 'em.
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And now to watch
the flowers of friendship bloom.
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[grumbles]
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[crickets chirping]
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For goodness' sakes, Anne,
put that lamp out.
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We're trying to catch the thief,
not scare it away.
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[blows]
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[yawns]
[chuckles]
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Had a feeling
you wouldn't last.
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Worry about yourself.
I'll be fine.
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I just need
a little boost is all.
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[electric guitar riff]
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"Blam Berry Blitz.
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The drink that
punches you in the face
and doesn't stop."
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Hah! That silly drink
won't keep you up!
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Now, this will keep you up.
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[sniffs] Ugh!
What is this poison?
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Mama's old
gourd tea recipe.
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I'm not surprised
you don't like the smell.
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It's way too strong
for you.
Ha!
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No way it's stronger
than my Berry Blitz.
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Gimme that!
Gimme that!
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[gargling]
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[groaning]
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[exhales]
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[groaning]
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[gasps]
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Blech!
[coughing]
[coughing]
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[laughs]
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You should have seen
the look on your face.
You were dying!
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[laughs]
And what about you?
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I didn't even know
you could turn that color.
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What, you got chameleon
in your blood? [laughs]
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[sighs]
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You know, sometimes I wonder
if I'll ever get home.
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I know what it's like
to miss something, Anne.
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I find myself pining
after the good old days
way too much.
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Yeah.
We're kinda similar
that way.
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You're always going on
about the old days,
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I'm always going on
about back home.
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Yeah, deep down
we're just a couple
of softies, ain't we?
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It's working.
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They're... connecting.
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Of course, my situation
is way worse than yours.
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Always gotta make it
about you, don't you?
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"I'm Anne, and my life
is worse than everyone else's."
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Oh, yeah? Well, at least
my head isn't a teakettle.
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Wait. What?
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Oh, yeah?
Well, at least my hair
isn't rainbow stardust.
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What the--
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[groans]
Uh...
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What?
Whoa!
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What's happening to us?
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How should I know--
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Oh.
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The drinks!
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Our body chemistry
must be so different
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that we're having
crazy reactions to each other's
extreme beverage.
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That was the smartest-sounding
thing I've ever said.
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[whistling]
This is terrible!
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I never shoulda
let you trick me into
trying something new!
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Oh, yeah?
Well, your gross old mama's tea
did this to me!
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[exaggerated gasp]
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[no audible dialogue]
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[Sprig]
No, no! This can't be!
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They're fighting again.
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Oh, no.
What a surprise.
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[grunts]
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Okay, okay.
No problem.
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We'll just have to
take matters into our own hands.
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[gasps] Wait.
You don't mean...
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Oh, that's right, Polly.
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I'm going
to steal more corn
right under their noses.
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They'll have to
do this again tomorrow,
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and the next night,
and the next night,
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until they're
the bestest friends
who were ever friends,
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and then the family
will be saved!
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-[sinister chuckle]
-You're mad!
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Try and stop me!
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Ha-ha!
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Oh, boy.
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I didn't make you
drink my Berry Blitz.
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Well, you grabbed
for my tea first.
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This wasn't my fault.
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Well,
it sure wasn't mine.
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[rustling]
Huh?
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[both gasping]
The corn thief!
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[coughing]
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Watch where you're
pointing that thing.
Sorry.
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-Hah!
-[groans]
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Stop this madness!
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Aah! Let go!
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You've lost your mind!
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A small price
for saving this family!
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Hey!
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Stop right there,
you-- you... thief?
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Huh?
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[both]
Whoa.
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[roars]
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[both screaming]
[high-pitched whistle]
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[inhales]
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[screams]
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The corn thief!
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And it's the scariest thing
I've ever seen!
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Finally something
we agree on.
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We've got to
take this thing down.
Are you with me?
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Till the end.
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Then let's do this!
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Aah!
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Teakettle beam, fire!
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[grunts]
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Rainbow magic!
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[gasps]
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-[both groaning]
-[groans]
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[sinister laughter]
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Our attacks
have no effect.
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But we can't give up
so easily.
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Right!
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[both grunting]
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[groaning]
[meowing]
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Well, they're broken.
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[grunting]
[both imitating
lasers firing]
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It must be immune
to magic.
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Quick!
Grab those power-ups!
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Power-ups?
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[both yelling]
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[screaming]
Run, run, run!
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[Sprig continues screaming]
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[gasping, panting]
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-Aah!
-[both grunting, groaning]
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-[groans]
-[gasping]
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[Hop Pop,
Anne yelling]
[groans]
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-[screams]
-[yelling]
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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[gasps]
Anne, Hop Pop, it's me!
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I've learned my lesson.
I promise.
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[distorted voice]
I'll never manipulate people--
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Uh, does the corn thief
kinda sound like Sprig to you?
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Now that
you mention it.
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[groaning]
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[sobbing]
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Don't kill me! Please!
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Huh?
Huh?
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What?
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00:10:16,290 --> 00:10:18,080
Uh, wai-- Wha--
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00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,330
None of that was real?
But it was so terrifying!
Don't kill me! Please!
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I thought
we were goners.
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Me too.
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And you... defended me.
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And you stood by my side
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like a true warrior.
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You know, Hop Pop,
back home we call that
having a friend's back.
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Well, back in my day
we called it
"pulling a Stinky McGuire."
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But if you don't know Stinky,
the saying don't mean much,
so let's just stick with yours.
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[both laugh]
Boy, I'm tir--
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[snoring]
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Wow, Sprig,
I owe you an apology.
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Your dumb ol' plan
actually kinda worked.
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Thanks, Polly,
but maybe next time
we do it your way.
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[sighs]
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[sighs] Guess I should
drag them inside.
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But first, I'm parched.
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[gulping]
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[exhales]
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[grunts]
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All right, Boulder-tron,
you ready to roll?
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Always, my queen.
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Good man, Boulder-tron.
Good man.
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