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Shopping center.

You're so excited.

Well, Emily and I We are going for a walk for the first time.

Don't call it that. Say "hang out with a friend."

It will not be so strange.

Right, she's my best. friend. Perfect.

You ... the main thing is not to load it their curious trivia.

This is no nonsense.

A half-hour entertainment cognitive program.

And don't talk to me like with as a child. I am three years older.

Forgive me.

I worry is scheduled complicated case and ...

Here, pocket money.

Take me away at five o'clock.

God i can't believe that we hang out with you.

It's not too late to cancel.

Pozdnyak, I already paid for parking.

Yes, I'm kidding!

It is free.

Well, just kidding!

I'm glad you wanted go shopping.

I need to buy jujitsu shorts

and protein powder - pump up forms for the honeymoon.

So that the swimsuit is not hanging on me.

And by the way, let's go in Victoria's Secret.

Are you aware that Victoria's secret 28

Erotic corner to buy wives and girlfriends shorts.

But only in 1982, when brand bought Leslie Wexner ...

Stop. You know? Today I will hold.

We are just walking with you.

Or as they say.

Striking composure.

Okay, in the furnace shop trumpets,

if only you didn't spoil shopping centers.

After all, I love them.

Just look!

It's so calm here and discounts are just class and ...

You have a pained look.

No, order.I have nothing to say.

Oh, yes lay out already!

I am Adam Conover and this "Adam spoils everything!"

Oh, feel better.

Adam spoils everything.

What is wrong with shopping centers?

Advertising? Racism? Bugs?

Not. Them simply too much.

It all started in 1956, when Austrian architect

Victor Gruin invented shopping centers.

I already regret it.

Torkofy zentr will covered city square

Kte Moshna not sense make a purchase

but also zhyt and soitishchestchestf.

He stanofitsya ... utopia!

In the 50s there was a loophole for care from taxes using new facilities.

And best of all with this. coped shopping centers.

Where can I hide the money?

Invented!

In a stupid new building with Sears department store!

As a result, their construction has become a win-win business.

I will conquer the darkness!

And by the 70th because of this loophole

in america appeared a bunch of shopping centers.

Much more than necessary.

The class. Well finished?

Oh yes. I am everything.

Since you are against trading centers, go to the outlet?

I also need a killer Slaughter shorts discount.

There you will not find discounts.

For me, I will show.

You know what it is endangered species?

Ay, in another issue I will tell.

Dwayne Johnson, give me strength!

Look how much!

Outlets are class!

Due to mistakes while sewing or calculating the range,

we get wonderful discount!

Ah, it is golden!

And only five dollars. Victory!

Break off, grabber!

See in outletsbuyers like us

recoup on evil corporations.

Yeah, they are trying you inspire

in fact no it's not a marriage

And cheap consumer goods, which shops give out for surplus.

- Not. - Yes.

By some estimates 85% of clothes from outlets

produced directly for outlets.

What? Get stupid!

And Gap does not hide at all, what's in their outlets

it's all 100%.

Think for yourself.

There are over 12,000 outlets in the states.

How many times do you need to "make a mistake" to fill them all? 98

I mean, look at the price tag:

Recommended price - 1000, and now only 7!

It is well ...

99.3% lower?

There is!

How much aggression.

Sorry, but RRTSP in outlets - usually sucked from the finger

to issue products for dear ones.

In fact it costs 7 dollars,

and sold for $ 7.

You know, maybe you are right.

RRTSP should mean: Divorce retail is a whole problem.

Last season the jokes were better.

Well, not scary thatconsumer goods, not from the dust it.

In pursuit of low price outlets often compromised quality.

Wait.

Look at the tag. It is designer!

Give it to me!

Oh god Run, run, run!

Scrub Dressesish!

Just think, a little deribas.

The only way i can buy this gorgeous brand.

True shil it at all not this brand.

Brand clothing for outlets often sewn on the left factories

and from the brand there is only a tag.

It was "Armenians".

It became "Armani".

How does it get away with them?

I can answer you!

Relax, we're girls.

How nice to be yours.

Emily, this is a doctor Laura McAndrews.

She explores the fashion industry. at the University of Georgia.

In the fashion industry this it's not a secret to anybody.

When I worked in the department Gap Design

we did not interact with team outlets.

We had different suppliers.

Different threads, different fabrics, even the factories are different.

In fact, two different companies.

Then why are they called outlets?

Call the outlet or brandedshop can be anything.

This means nothing.

Feel cheated.

Yes. The outlets are disorienting,

that four senators have asked investigate their activities.

Well, I will dress in Forever 21.

Or, in my case, "Forever 32".

Generally ordinary the stores are little better.

Labels do not write not a word of truth.

Clothing is made so fast and cheap

as if being created at one time.

Fast fashion kills light industry

Cool.

You ripped off all coversand rejected all my clothes.

- Thank you for your hat. - Yes thank you!

By the way, Adam, the suit doesn't suit you.

I would not take it.

I did not try it on, it's mine!

Whatever you inspire There are no discounts in outlets.

You pay in full for bullshit.

Well, for a bigger salary there is not enough teacher

so you have to take These jersey shorts.

You know, I go to outlets since 12 years old.

And fine to myself lived in ignorance.

Sorry, Emily.

I am just learning with friends hang out.

Adults say so?

I just ... hope that you finally got the hang of it.

Yes, I am everything. Fair!

Okay. The class.

Well, we have the last stop.

Sports nutrition store, so i become kach.

Sports nutrition?

But you can die from him!

No, I must tell her. Emily, wait!

I will become such a bull.

I have this jar of Fuflomolka, to become a powerful man.

Emily, wait!

Supplements are Russian roulette, nobody regulates them.

Well ... among Russians a lot of jocks.

Besides, you to mejust promised?

I know, but the contents of this banks can be very dangerous.

Okay. What are you talking about?

People constantly eat dietary supplements, to lose weight

gain weight or improve health.

I read that 50% of Americans takes supplements.

Exactly. And this is a big problem.

After all, dietary supplements often contain prohibited and hazardous substances

like unspecified allergens.

Steroids.

And even Viagra.

Is not the composition checked?

Not.

Before entering the store no one checks them. 195

But how is this possible?

Oh, the hut! I looked!

- For details, let's go ... - In the past: /.

At the beginning of the 20th century, quack doctors

could call medicine literally anything.

Try the magnificent snake oil professor Fuflorium.

No beef fat and lead.

And it tastes like steak and paint.

You are mistaken!

And so they do not kill a bunch of people

we began to regulate circulation of drugs.

Yoshki! I made a fortune on lead beef! 208

and in 1994 manufacturers lobbied for the law

paralyzed everything regulator capabilities.

And we are back in the old good times

when any clown can trade bubbles with any rubbish.

Changed only facial hair.

Try Fuhmoloko!

I swear it doesn't banned steroids, no lead.

This stupid gorilla can mix any chemicals

call it "closed formula"

and no one bothers him sell it. 219

Opachki!

Run Run!

Jump!

So.

Well, just with Viagra and chemistry for jocks.

Find natural way to get the gots

For example.

There is only one ingredient.

"Plant".

Sorry but u even with herbal supplements

like ginseng, ginkgo and echinacea is not all perfect.

They fake.

Let me show!

DNA testing herbal supplements

revealed the absence of a third of them are plants with a label.

Instead there there were fillers

like rice flour, wheat,and even laxatives.

Fu

But I'm allergic on wheat!

Are their contents do not check?

Dietary Suppliers 15 thousand

but the regulator spends only 400 checks per year.

And in 60% of cases reveals violations.

What the...

Tablet Monster!

No, this is Dr. Joshua Scharfsteen.

Former vice chairman drug surveillance

and professor at the University Johns Hopkins.

I did not expect to meet you here, Dr. Scharfstin.

Like much in this bottle, I am not listed on the label. 250

what to take measures to protect the population

we can only in fact harm to health.

Herbal preparation Ephedra caused more than 100 deaths

but due to business pressure and weak laws

it took us almost 10 years to ban it.

Horrible!

Same sell in pharmacies next to the drugs!

And medications are regulated. properly,

but in the case of food additives

the state has no clue about what consumers are stuffing. 261

because in the supplement industry turns 32 billion a year!

Oh!

Need to do this.

Easily. Our the producers recognized.

They found the manufacturer willing to release

my invented formula less than 4 thousand

although I am a comedian without medical education.

The only thing that stopped us

this is what the channel found it's dangerous.

Wow.

As long as the regulator does not receive authority to inspect the composition,

consumers will be exposed undue risk. 274

Where did Dr. Scarf ... stin go?

Wait, suddenly you have allergic to me?

What a mess this is.

I just wanted to know what do with the body.

Is it really impossible to change anything?

Well, the state knows about the problem

but because of these laws it is not able to solve it.

Come on, show me what's inside

Nifiga

Your hands are short to regulate us

Unfortunately, as long as will not change the law

millions of americans will take

untested drugswith unknown composition,

from which you can even die.

Damn, again, I for my.

Forgive me.

Not. Everything is good.

It seems that supplements are very dangerous.

Good thing I know.

Good news is what I finished.

Adam ruined everything.

It remains to jump into the optics for weekly check

and believe nothing wrong it is not.

Actually ...

Emily spoils everything.

Good day, Pierre.

Adam, long time no see!

Do you have a new handkerchief?

- Just for you. How Madeleine? - Agreed to a second date. 304

And how are your household?

Turtles? In full health.

What do you have for me?

Well, we have several new frames.

How many styles! Eyes scatter.

Coquettishly!

Classic!

Last squeak!

Recklessly!

In fact, all these frames the same.

Sorry, she wears lenses. She does not understand us.

These are completely different brands.

And no.

Now I am Adam.

Think for a second.

Even the most ordinary glasses can cost about 400 dollars. 321

I did not think why piece of plastic

how is this a miracle of technology?

No, and you will not force me.

I love glasses too much!

Wow, the power of knowledge!

80% of ordinary brands and sunglasses

controlled by one company - Luxotech.

But that will give them a monopoly. over the whole industry.

Exactly.

And controlling and expensive brands, and cheap,

they can wring prices for everything.

Not. I refuse to look.

I'm sorry, but I have to.

Bridging uses this power

Sometimes asking for 20 times more cost.

Okay.

And not only for corrective glasses.

Ray-Ban glasses were mass brand

affordable and jazz and presidents

and presidents jazzmen.

But in 1999, the brand bought Luxotech

and screwed the price up 150 dollars

increasing it five times.

Maybe they are five times better. protect from the sun?

Get out, sweetie. You are not welcome here!

That just does not invent your tuft 349

This is Prada.

And this is necessary to anyone.

Listen up

It's just like you with outlet!

So much for karma!

It's horrible.

Points are very important to me.

Well this ... 40% of my personality.

Stay calm and carry on.

You know that is not necessary teleport?

- You can walk. - What for?

Well, I'm not a fool, and know how to be.

I will go to another salon.

- Good luck. - What's happening?

It's simple.

Luxotetics owns most largest optics salons. 366

Sears Optik, Target Optik and Sunglass Hut.

So, the remaining independent brands

forced to dance under their tune.

When Oakley tried challenge the pricing policy

Lyuksottika refused sell their products.

Quotes Oakley collapsed

and Lyuksottika bought with giblets.

Luxotech has so much power

what was the company worth arguing

they brought her to the brink bankruptcy

and captured it.

For the first time I sympathize with those who wears glasses Oakley. 379

Wow, I know that the villain is not you,

but you are terribly unpleasant.

Hammer, sisyastaya.

But I can not without glasses.

- I have no choice. - Exactly.

For 75% of Americans, points are medical necessity.

What a pity that Lyukstiku also belongs

second largest company on insurance of sight.

And quite possibly what is your doctor

your insurance company

rim manufacturing plant

and the store selling them to you

belong to the same company.

This product costs as much as ready to pay for it!

So, this is terrible cynicism.

Yes, but itโ€™s real quote from the general director of Luxotex.

The truth is that almost on all these glasses

you can put the brand Luxotech

but she's not there

because in reality Luxetics sells you

illusion of choice.

And you, Pierre?

I'm sorry, Adam.

I'm not the one for whom you accept me

Not!

Well, how do you like my lesson?

Cool, right?

Not. Not at all.

I ... liked to come here.

That's what when you spoil something?

Yes, but ... you can get used to it.

That's why people do not like to communicate with me.

Adam?

Adam, stop!

Adam!

Attention! Found at the fountain TV host in tears.

If you have to be him friend, please pick it up.

I can not believe that I so often rubbed what you hold dear.

This is so disgusting.

Well, that is, yes, at first lazho

but still better to know, right?

What good is that I lost my favorite salon?

In fact, with the advent ofonline trading

Luxotech effect much decreased.

And a bunch of independent sellers

go to buyers bypassing Luxotecs.

So, I will spend less but I will get more points!

That's it.

See? Knowledge improves life.

You taught me that.

So our communication is not hopeless longing?

Well, sometimes you go crazy.

But after today

I will not eat any nasty things

and you wear muck on the nose.

We help each other become better.

And this is friendship.

I will always remember how we walked for the first time.

So do I.

Nothing if I summarize?

I beg.

The class.

Shopping centers are dying.

What the hell?

Remember the tax a loophole from the first part?

Because of it so much has been set up unnecessary shopping centers

that have overfilled the market,

and these pathetic cramped bins comes to an end.

And rightly so.

Fmeto etaf on fsya America

Sotafayt opening Highlands ploshchat

with a restaurant, mestni lapa

zone of undone and tash awl.

Tolerate no moku salon piercin.

And in food courts stinks of the pool.

- ya! - Muck.

This is much better!

- Thank you, Adam. โ€œThank you, Emily.โ€

I feel that I grew up today as a person.

Oh, little sister arrived.

Hi, Ria.

- Hi baby. - Hello.

A friend is better than a sister.

Until.

Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad.

Hey, stupid.

Hey, do you want bitsuha?

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