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{\ an8} BRAINIAC
brainiacsubs@gmail.com {\ an7}
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Hey Murph. You know
what time is it now?
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It's time to get in the mood.
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I feel like the cat
were watching us.
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We don't have a cat.
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Hello!
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No! Ugly Adam!
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Ah, I see that
you are circumcised.
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But you are not a Jew
or Muslim, huh?
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No, I'm Catholic.
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What ?!
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So it's pretty weird that
you are circumcised, no?
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No, no.
It's normal.
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In fact, it is not.
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Hi, I'm Adam Conover.
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Just get it over with.
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The US is one of the few countries in the world.
who practices circumcisions for no religious reason
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and yet many of
We don't even know why.
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You never wondered why
Doesn't your turtle have a shell?
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No.
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Lets roll. It only takes 21
minutes plus the commercials.
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{\ an8} 50 Tones of MMA {\ an7}
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To promote
the program.
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To learn more, let's go back totime for when you were circumcised.
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Oh no!
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At the time when you
lost the chapel,
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circumcision was already being
a tradition for generations.
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Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, you
do you want me to circumcise Brian?
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I think so.
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I mean, his should
look like mine, doesn't it?
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But the origin of this tradition
It's really weird.
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His should
look like mine, doesn't it?
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His should
look like mine, doesn't it?
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His should
look like mine, doesn't it?
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Melhor better cut.
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What ?!
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Yeah. Although religious circumcision has
been practiced in the east for millennia,
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nobody did that in the US
before the 19th century puritan,
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when sexophobic doctors
boasted that this was a way
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to prevent boys
commit their favorite sin.
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Watch.
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The vile masturbator.
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The yellowed countenance.
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The rotten teeth.
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The open wounds.
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In fact, I think
that I have syphilis.
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Official Diagnosis:
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masturbate!
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John Harvey Kellogg,
the inventor of cornflakes.
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Healing requires two measures.
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A diet rich in cornflakes.
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And cut part of the penis.
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The Victorian Moralists
just hated sex
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and they thought that giving
a sting in the pimpolho
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could contain our
more depraved and lewd instincts,
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and don't even want to know what he thought
that should be done with women.
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Just apply a few dropsof carbamic acid ... in the clitoris.
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I'm glad at least
This fashion didn't catch on.
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This is insane.
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Being circumcised doesn't make me
prevents me from masturbating.
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I know not.
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That's why it's so weird
that we still do that.
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But that's not it,
I don't know ... cleaner?
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Anything.
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This is another Victorian myth.
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Those guys had a lot of
weird ideas about circumcision.
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Circumcision is hygienic. Foreword
It's the stuff of dirty immigrants.
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And it cures seizures.
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And tuberculosis.
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Circumcision can even help to
prevent some rare infections,
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but has the same efficiency
that, well ... wash the turkey.
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Why would you have to cut a
body part to keep it clean?
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You don't have to cut the bands
your ass to keep it clean.
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What a magnificent idea.
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Let's get out of here.
Taxi!
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OK, but the foreskin
It's useless, right?
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In fact, the foreskin has
an important role in sex.
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It has several termi-
nervous nations, 83
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and it is a natural lubricant.
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Natural lubricant?
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Like a sausage
in a greased bread.
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So look.
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Give me back
hot dog!
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Weird metaphor ...
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Circumcision decreases by up to 60% the frequency
of HIV infection among men,
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but condoms reduce by 80% and that
no need to, you know ...
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take off the collar.
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Oops, this �
your stop.
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Yeah, but girls find chicks
with weird foreskin. 95
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Let's try it out.
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Excuse me, miss.
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Does this dick look weird?
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{\ an8} NOT CIRCUITED {\ an7}
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Yes.
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And this dick,
sound weird?
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{\ an8} CIRCUISED {\ an7}
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Yes.
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Beauty. And this chick
sound weird?
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Yes. All chicks
They look weird.
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Hayley! Hi!
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Hi people.
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Wait a minute,
I'll be right down!
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Hi Adam. Ruining
something? 110
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You know, in the Victorian Era -
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Not now. I'm late for
a drunken painting class.
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Nonsense.
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Modinha of the part
Generation Y.
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By that Matt?
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Matt?
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No, we
we separated.
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He was half empty.
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We got no subject
to talk.
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Really?
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What a pity.
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Want to come with me?
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Of course!
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But...
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I have more curiosities
Amazing sex to tell.
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We can resume
this later?
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We'll see.
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Clear.
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Look, if you like being circumcised
or was made for religious reasons, beauty.
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No big
problem with that.
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But as far as I know, neither
there is not a very attractive reason
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and the only reason for
you get circumcised
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It's because a bunch of nineteenth century grimaces
I was trying to ruin your sex life.
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Have a good time.
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You already returned ... Want to continue
where did we stop?
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Not in the mood anymore.
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Understandable.
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I'll just go over the plan oftomorrow's health class.
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It will be hard.
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I'll talk about
the dangers of herpes.
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Where did I leave the plan?
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Wow ... Everything you know
about herpes is wrong.
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We will have to
talk about it.
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No.
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No.
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Wow, this one
It's too bad.
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Health class! What is
plan for tomorrow, fessor?
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I will teach to
herpes class.
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I will teach to
herpes class.
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About how herpes is no big deal
and we don't need to worry about her? 152
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About how herpes is no big deal
and we don't need to worry about her?
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What ?! No! About how herpes
It's super serious and very dangerous.
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What ?! No! About how herpes
It's super serious and very dangerous.
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No, about how herpes �
super serious and very dangerous.
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Herpes is not dangerous. Most
sometimes it's not even noticeable.
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Oh, don't even start, man.
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Because this time I know
well what I'm talking about. 160
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Cool, let's watch!
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Yes, let's go! I know it's a trap,
but I'm pretty confident!
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Hi, kids.
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This is DJ Murph.
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I'll use this to sign up
in the film course.
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They will love it.
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And I'm here to
talk about HERPES!
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Is a serious and sexually type
communicable disease.
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Wow.
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Herpes looks like
scary
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I'm a teenager.
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Really.
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Ask Herpy the Terrible
Genital herpes virus. 174
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I cause eruptions and sores
red on your genitals
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and I am incurable!
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The effects are amazing.
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George Lucas is a great
influence on my work.
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Wow it looks like
Herpes is terrible.
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Wow it looks like
Herpes is terrible.
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Better me and my young boy
we don't have sex.
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I would not say that.
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But it would rap.
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Herpes. No.
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No. For.
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No. For. No.
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Herpes is for nerds.
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Herpes, yo.
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You can not cure
taking pill.
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You can not cure
taking pill.
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One in six
Americans.
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Have herpes for
under the cloths.
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This tactic of terror
It's a big nonsense.
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This tactic of terror
It's a big nonsense.
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Now it's getting good.
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It's time for you both to learn
like real herpes.
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Ready to show
to them, Herpy?
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I'm not so bad
So, little friends.
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You just got us
infect with herpes?
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Yes.
You're welcome. 202
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You passed us
a serious disease!
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You passed us
a serious disease!
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I didn't pass, no.
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I passed herpes.
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Go down the beat.
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OK, from the beginning.
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Rashes and wounds?
This is sensationalism.
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Let's call them
than they really are.
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Red little faces.
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It looks disgusting.
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Yeah, but you already live covered
of little red faces.
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Mosquito Bites, by
ingrown pimples.
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Mosquito Bites, by
ingrown pimples.
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Human being coberto be covered withlittle red faces, ok?
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It's true, I have
Blackhead in the back.
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Then you flew
conoverized!
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Second: the reason of 4 out of 5
carriers do not know they are infected
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Because or they don't
show symptoms
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or the symptoms are so mild
that they didn't even notice.
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And almost everyone has herpes.
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If you have oral herpes,
90% of the world's population
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carry some
variant of the virus.
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What ?!
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This means that if
you don't have herpes,
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You're the weirdo.
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For!
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Stop it! I don't
I know how to play basketball.
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Stop it! I don't
I know how to play basketball.
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No.
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I do not believe you.
You are not a doctor.
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Neither do you. You teacher
of physical education.
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She is a doctor.
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Guys, this is
Dr.� Jennifer Lang.
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{\ an8} DR.� JENNIFER LANG
American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists {\ an7}
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Obstetrician and certified gynecologist.
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Hi people.
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Thank God! That guyJust passed us herpes.
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What will happen
with us?
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Should not happen
a lot of things.
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Most of the people
nor does it develop symptoms.
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Some people develop rashes
subtle around the mouth or genitals,
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Sometimes, some expensive
red or white.
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Sometimes, some expensive
red or white.
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The truth is, unless
your immunity is compromised
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and you are in the last
months of pregnancy,
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you don't need to
worry about it. 250
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Nothing to
to worry.
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That's what i say
to my patients.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you, Jennifer.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you, Jennifer.
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My God!
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You have to give some
Dark glasses for us.
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The fact is that the fear of our
culture towards herpes
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totally disproportionate to
little danger it poses.
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We are dealing with somethingwhich is in practice genital spine
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as if it were some
kind of sexual plague.
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And this fear is very recent.
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Even a few decades ago,
nobody cared about herpes.
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Samantha Beth, beloved, has
Something you need to know.
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I have dear
in my bag!
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Charles, me too
have. Whatever!
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But everything changed in the
early 80's.
252
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In the hangover of
sexual revolution,
253
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{\ an8} "NEW MORAL VEN�RE DISEASE" {\ an7}
269 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,500
254
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And that worked.
255
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No, I have dear
red on my blau blau.
256
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This is not cool.
257
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I will die.
258
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,150
Damn it. It seems
even disproportionate.
259
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:51,600
Yes.
260
00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:54,620
The only serious symptom
from herpes is the shame.
261
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One study found that people
consider herpes most embarrassing
262
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{\ an8} GRAPH OF SHAME {\ an7}
263
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than any other STD except AIDS.
264
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,950
Madness!
265
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,050
And herpes is so stigmatizedthat there are several dating sites
266
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,570
only for people with herpes.
267
00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:11,440
And all this because of a
disease that 90% of people have.
268
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:12,671
Do you know what other sites are
for people who have herpes?
269
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:13,505
Do you know what other sites are
for people who have herpes?
270
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:14,906
OKCupid, Match.com, Christian Mingle.
271
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:15,840
OKCupid, Match.com, Christian Mingle.
272
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:16,908
All of them because nine of
every ten people have herpes.
273
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,576
All of them because nine of
every ten people have herpes.
274
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,178
The only differencebetween this guy ...
275
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,046
The only difference
between this guy ...
276
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,514
I have a disease! I will
be alone forever!
277
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,982
I have a disease! I will
be alone forever!
278
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,116
... and this guy ...
279
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,084
So, guys? Anyone like one
enhancing sexual relationship?
280
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,085
So, guys? Anyone like one
enhancing sexual relationship?
281
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,787
So, guys? Anyone like one
enhancing sexual relationship?
282
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,321
that the first guy
You know you have herpes.
283
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,456
that the first guyYou know you have herpes.
284
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,691
Poor guy.
285
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:33,950
No, wait.
286
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,180
The fact that we build
so much each other
287
00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:40,401
because of a disease that
pretty much everyone has
288
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,400
It's a horrible thing.
289
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,040
OK.
290
00:11:43,150 --> 00:11:46,600
I think I shouldn't try to be so scared.
tator when talking about herpes to class.
291
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,040
She is not that
really dangerous.
292
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,950
It looks like he's
serving, isn't it, Herpy?
293
00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,900
Good job,
my friends!
294
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,800
Hey, Herpy. How about taking herpes
did you pass us?
295
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,000
No, no.
296
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,285
You two already had herpes!
319 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,860
297
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,700
Since college.
298
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,625
Oh, Herpy!
299
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,485
The craziest part is that I don't
I remember filming none of that.
300
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,432
Well now that I have already burst
the gourd of his knowledge,
301
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,300
Well now that I have already burst
the gourd of his knowledge,
302
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,835
I can go now.
303
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,206
He's a funny virus.
304
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,410
Wait a minute.
305
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,510
You said "I blew the gourd
of your knowledge "?
306
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:30,660
Yes, it's a metaphor ... for
pierce the virgin hymen.
307
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,250
It was rough, I'm sorry.
308
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,895
It was not rough. This istotally incorrect.
309
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,550
It's not like that
a man works.
310
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,350
Really? I did not know that.
311
00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:42,495
Something I did not know!
312
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:44,750
My God!
313
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,180
If you don't
know about it,
314
00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:50,185
I mean I have
to teach you something!
315
00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:55,880
Next: This is
"Emily Ruins Everything".
316
00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,660
It will not roll
to have sex, will you?
317
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:58,960
Sorry honey.
318
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,300
It's my turn to
explain something.
319
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,645
Give me your powers
TV magicians.
320
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,380
Where are they?
In your glasses?
321
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:08,319
No.
322
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,450
Your degree is absurd.
323
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,120
Who has the knowledge
development holds the power. 347
324
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,181
For, you should only use the
powers for learning!
325
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,670
Calm down
I'll get there.
326
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:34,000
Say what the two goons a�
do you think it's the h�men?
327
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,080
We have to
talk about men?
328
00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,650
It's a subject
more for girls.
329
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:38,490
�
330
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,150
This is fun.
331
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,400
Grow up, guys.
332
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:47,030
You spent ten minutes
Speaking of your corks.
333
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,610
Why does the body of
Would a woman be more disgusting?
334
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:50,610
Fair.
335
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:52,520
So ... what is a man?
336
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:59,700
OK. � ... a part of the girl who covers
the vaginal area until she has sex.
337
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,690
Like a sealprotector.
338
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,380
"Don't consume yourself
is open. "
339
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,380
My bad.
340
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,175
� This is what
A lot of people think.
341
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,873
People think of the hymen as one of those
paper banners of sporting events.
342
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,562
They think it covers the woman's vagina
and when she has sex for the first time
343
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:17,340
he bursts.
344
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,165
- It seems correct.
� Let's go play video games.
345
00:14:23,265 --> 00:14:24,460
It won't, no.
346
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,362
This is all wrong.
Think about it.
347
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,785
If our men completely sealed
the vagina, where will our menstruation go? 372
348
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,000
� And how are you
would they pee?
349
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,200
You know we don't
urine through the vagina, right?
350
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,030
And yes through the urethra ... that
It is a separate hole.
351
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,848
You are a pro-
health teacher!
352
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,275
But from a police station
I teach with little budget.
353
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,650
So ... how many
holes in total?
354
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:54,000
The h�men is actually a track
narrow and elastic around the vagina.
355
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,895
In most women, the h�men
has a large enough opening 381
356
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,099
tampons, fingers
and of course have it seen.
357
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:04,120
But it is not a barrier.
� more like a ...
358
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:05,940
Balloon bow.
359
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,560
Yeah, but the man doesn't break from
first time you have sex?
360
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,650
And doesn't it?
361
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,180
It need not be so.
362
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,600
It could be if you
Don't be careful.
363
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:21,500
Putz. What the hell!
I popped some balloons!
364
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,165
What the hell!
365
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:26,100
But it can also break
during a stretch.
366
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,870
or doing any
another thing.
367
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:33,370
Even so, men can heal themselvesand many do not even break.
368
00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:35,633
One study found that 52% of
sexually active teens
369
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,101
One study found that 52% of
sexually active teens
370
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,503
had men intact.
371
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,270
Really?
372
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:39,950
- Yes.
373
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,873
H-I-M-E-N!
374
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,330
Men don't understand you!
375
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,885
Go, man!
376
00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:48,270
The hymen you
They know a myth.
377
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,650
OK, Emily. You
are you sure about that?
378
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,870
Maybe you should
Call an expert.
379
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,852
Yes good idea.
380
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,487
That's what I usually do.
381
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,900
{\ an8} EMILYWoman {\ an7}
382
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,700
How about this expert here?
383
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,900
Well put ... I have
Feeling ashamed.
384
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:06,480
Our bodies don't come with
virginity detectors coupled
385
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,350
and sex shouldn't hurt the first time,
386
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,090
but this horrible idea is in
all part of our culture.
387
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,219
From ska bands ...
388
00:16:17,785 --> 00:16:18,950
What a bad name.
389
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,279
Even famous TV shows.
390
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,113
So it's possible that Megan
has not been raped.
391
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,081
So it's possible that Megan
has not been raped. 418
392
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,450
H men intact.
393
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,650
She's a virgin.
394
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:31,150
Even the New York Times
didn't get it right.
395
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:35,900
{\ an8} "... the man, the vaginal membrane that usually ruptures during the first sexual act" - 10/06/2008 {\ an7}
396
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,900
The Times understands more about the
Finnish domestic policy
397
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240
than about the
Feminine body.
398
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,596
Seriously, I think the worst part
It is the word "Daddy".
399
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,831
Seriously, I think the worst partIt is the word "Daddy".
400
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,432
� Quite inappropriate.
401
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,270
The thing is much worse than
what band names.
402
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:47,550
In some countries women are forced
to prove to government officials
403
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,100
that your men are intact.
404
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,215
Otherwise they may be
prevented from taking office,
405
00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:53,050
to make accusations
of rape
406
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,800
and even being thrown in jail.
407
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,100
It was bad, Adam.
408
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,200
I know this is the time when you
usually use some special effect but -
409
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,110
Nevermind.
410
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,340
This is terrible.
411
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,144
Very, very bad.
412
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,010
�
440 00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:08,475
413
00:17:08,525 --> 00:17:10,800
and they don't even taste
something because ...
414
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,470
H�MEN DON'T WORK THIS WAY!
415
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,800
From the physical point of view,
virginity does not exist.
416
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,925
It's just something we invented to
we can be cruel to women.
417
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,100
Just like the Entourage series.
418
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,860
Wow, I learned something.
The feeling is great!
419
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,400
I feel even taller.
Do I look taller?
420
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,940
My pleasure. But now
It's time for you to leak.
421
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,360
Emily, I usually kind of doWhat a closure.
422
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:34,000
Nah Get out. Today is the day of
cuddle and time is passing.
423
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,030
Clear.
424
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,230
Actually, I don't think
I can have sex now.
425
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,610
Or forever.
426
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:51,930
I just keep thinking about how I have
herpes and my dick looks weird
427
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,100
and apparently I don't know
nothing about your body.
428
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,300
I feel like trash.
429
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,744
I know how
you feel
430
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,550
I just talked about my
for Adam by, I don't know ...
431
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,770
Five minutes.
432
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,316
I think
I will blow.
433
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:05,983
Looks like you guys are witha little problem in bed.
434
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:06,651
Looks like you guys are with
a little problem in bed.
435
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,318
Looks like you guys are with
a little problem in bed.
436
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:07,985
Do you need my help?
437
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,000
- No.
- Never.
438
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:12,560
In just a second, I'll tell you how
solve the worst sexual problem of all.
439
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:13,758
You?
440
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,792
That hurt.
441
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:19,100
T qual what's the worst problem
everyone's sexuality?
442
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,070
My bag is full of
bees or something?
443
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,850
That would be cool,
but to my knowledge not.
444
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:26,000
No. the problem that
causes all the others.
445
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:26,960
Shame.
446
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,740
I don't haveshame on the sex.
447
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,240
I am super liberal.
448
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,540
I even bought one
erotic toy.
449
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,840
Purchased?
450
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,255
Yes, but you never saw it.
I hid in the basement ...
451
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,200
Maybe I have
shame on the sex.
452
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,470
Yes, we all have.
At least a little.
453
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,455
And that can make us treat
each other in a horrible way,
454
00:18:44,505 --> 00:18:47,725
like when we humiliate people
for having harmless diseases.
455
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,450
Or do we change the genitals
of babies for no reason.
456
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,850
Or do we teach
teenage girls
457
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:00,900
that the first sexual experienceof them will be a nightmare.
458
00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:06,700
Excuse. Was...
it was my fault.
459
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,560
All these mistakes are
caused by shame.
460
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,135
See the example
from Kellog.
461
00:19:11,185 --> 00:19:14,245
He defended circumcision because the
masturbating scared him,
462
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,825
but this is crazy because
We all masturbate.
463
00:19:16,925 --> 00:19:18,850
- I don't swear to god.
- I do not. For me you are enough, dear.
464
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,360
No, you do masturbate, yes.
465
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,026
And that's okay for each other
that you guys do that, right?
466
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:22,690
And that's okay for each other
that you guys do that, right? 495
467
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,320
So what for
embarrass?
468
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,605
Masturbation is the way
safer sex,
469
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,450
she releases a lot of
healthy endorphins
470
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,475
and can even be used to
treat sexual dysfunction.
471
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:34,960
This is all true.
472
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:38,400
Masturbation is good. You
you should tell that to your students.
473
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,480
I should.
474
00:19:39,550 --> 00:19:41,530
But I won't, because
I would be fired.
475
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,235
It's a shame, because it's facts.
476
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,725
We need to stop doing
this with ourselves.
477
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,200
No one should worrybecause it rings the bell,
478
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,360
or because you're a virgin,
479
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,400
or because you think learning
Dark facts are highly erotic.
480
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,070
The shame is ruining
our sex lives.
481
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,900
And we can't
Let it go on.
482
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,650
My speech is
it worked too well.
483
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,500
I find the exit alone.
484
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,650
What?
485
00:20:21,352 --> 00:20:24,530
Hi Hayley! Did you know that aubergine
Are you from the family of mulch?
486
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:27,900
Leaves and stem are toxic
if you overeat.
487
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,700
In England she began to
be consumed in the 16th century ...
488
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,600
In the next"Adam Ruins Everything" ...
489
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,330
Has anyone heard of
vitamin megadoses?
490
00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:44,790
I already, but also heard of fairies and
they also do not help cure the cold.
491
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,590
Cool, may I resubmit
my program now?
492
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,812
The part of the juice that makes
badly sugar.
493
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:48,950
The part of the juice that
it hurts sugar.
494
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,810
Sugar!
495
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:54,500
Health programs like this end
telling lurid lies like this.
496
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,610
You lied to
guys, Dr. Todd!
497
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,456
Wait a minute!
498
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,123
There is a solution to all this!
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499
00:20:59,173 --> 00:21:03,723
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