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I made a reservation for today Q SUCH 8 HOURS?

CAN NOT WAIT. See you soon!

I have a date, date, date, with a kitten, kitten, kitten

Who has a car, car, car.

And don't wear sandals, sandals, sandals.

And don't wear sandals, sandals, sandals.

I have to wash, wash, wash.

Mouthwash! The marketing trick most refreshing in history.

What are you doing here, Adam?

My bad. I said he could use our shower. He has no water.

Not even a drop. I don't know why!

So I have to go. I will watch UFC, but you won't even notice that he's here

Unless he decides to teach something for half an hour.

Unless he decides to teach something for half an hour.

Unless he decides toteach something for half an hour.

OK Bye!

See you at my enjoyment party of public radio on Friday.

See you at my enjoyment party of public radio on Friday.

I will not go. Goodbye!

All right, you can take a quick shower later I finish preparing for my date.

All right, you can take a quick shower later I finish preparing for my date.

All right, you can take a quick shower laterI finish preparing for my date.

No problem. I hope on a good one.

Ah, you want me to wait outside.

Ah, you want me to wait outside.

It really makes more sense.

The doorknob let go when I pulled. I think we're stuck here.

The doorknob let go when I pulled. I think we're stuck here.

This is so 90's series.

This is so 90's series.

Now we can create a link and find out things about each other. 34

And also learn how the closet of Bathroom holds a lot of myths.

And also learn how the closet of Bathroom holds a lot of myths.

And also learn how the closet of Bathroom holds a lot of myths.

This one--

Don't you dare!

It's Adam Ruins Everything.

It's Adam Ruins Everything.

I will not stay here with you!

Use your TV powers to get us out of here! 44

It was bad, but I made a jurameto of just use them for learning.

It was bad, but I made a jurameto of just use them for learning.

By the way, I knew you just wash your mouth with floor disinfectant?

No. Buc mouthwash. See?

No. Buc mouthwash. See?

Yes, but a hundred years ago, Listerine was sold and used as a multipurpose disinfectant.

Yes, but a hundred years ago, Listerine wassold and used as a multipurpose disinfectant.

Yes, but a hundred years ago, Listerine was sold and used as a multipurpose disinfectant.

Yes, but a hundred years ago, Listerine was sold and used as a multipurpose disinfectant.

The good old Listerine is My favorite antiseptic.

I use to wash my feet, clean my floor

and, balls, maybe he even cure my gonorrhea!

Ice cream party, here I come!

It was not until the 1920s that Listerine began to besold as a way to prevent bad breath.

It was not until the 1920s that Listerine began to be sold as a way to prevent bad breath.

But there was a little problem.

But there was a little problem.

Madam, do you have bad breath?

Madam, do you have bad breath?

No!

Most people thought that the Their breath had no problem.

Most people thought that the Their breath had no problem.

PARKING. T See you in 1 min

Matt!

Exactly. Ah! So frustrating for Listerine's company, no?

Exactly. Ah! So frustrating for Listerine's company, no?

Exactly. Ah! So frustrating for Listerine's company, no?

So they came up with a plan.

They dug up an old Latin term

and told people it was a disease that they could have without even knowing.

and told people it was a disease that they could have without even knowing.

and told people it was a diseasethat they could have without even knowing.

Excuse me, ma'am. You suffer from ...

Halitosis?

Why balls, I don't know. What is halitosis?

Why balls, I don't know. What is halitosis?

Is the Latin translation of "disgusting part disease".

Is the Latin translation of "disgusting part disease".

You may have it and be unaware.

And if so, they all secretly hate her.

This is my biggest fear!

What a...?

So you are saying that the Did Listerine invent the word halitosis? 89

I'm not saying that.

Listerine who is it?

On the company's website, they own say they invented the term halitosis.

On the company's website, they own say they invented the term halitosis.

On the company's website, they own say they invented the term halitosis.

And Listerine kept exploring our insecurities for decades.

And Listerine kept exploring our insecurities for decades. 97

Take a look at these ads of Listerine at that time.

You unpopular with your own children?

You unpopular with your own children?

And this one.

Always godmother ... and never a bride!

Always godmother ... and never a bride!

And this one.

Make no mistake. How halitosis not announced to his victims,

you have no way of knowing if you have it.

They talk about you ...behind your back.

Damn it! Are they for real?

Damn it! Are they for real?

Yes

They were very cruel.

Yes. And they were also quite successful .

Yes. And they were also quite successful .

After this campaign, Listerine's profits rose 4,000% in just seven years.

After this campaign, Listerine's profits rose 4,000% in just seven years.

After this campaign, Listerine's profits rose 4,000% in just seven years. 117

The beautiful, beautiful profit of shame!

Advertising based on shame and fear

quickly became known like the halitosis style

and the same scheme was applied to the soap.

People used to take a shower a week

before the soap industry resolve to change that.

Gentlemen, sales of soap are stagnant.

I suggest we tell the Americans that they are dirty and disgusting people.

I suggest we tell the Americansthat they are dirty and disgusting people.

I suggest we tell the Americans that they are dirty and disgusting people.

All in favor?

The soap companies spent a fortune

spreading the idea that you need to shower every day

and until the 1980s, 90% of population was already doing this.

and until the 1980s, 90% of population was already doing this.

This is good. People should take a shower every day.

This is good. People should take a shower every day. 135

No, it doesn't.

You can ask for any dermatologist.

Hello, this is Dr. Ward. What is your dermatological emergency?

VOICE FROM DR.� SARA WARD Northwestern Medicine Dermatologist

T� ... Do I need to shower every day?

No. In fact, an excess bathing can dry out your skin,

because it removes protective oils and lipids.

It's okay to wash, but you should only use 144

a minimum amount of underarm and groin soap.

a minimum amount of underarm and groin soap.

Our skin makes itself a Good job keeping clean.

Really?

Yeah. You know, Adam, that wasn't exactly an emergency.

Yeah. You know, Adam, that wasn't exactly an emergency.

Yeah. You know, Adam, that wasn't exactly an emergency.

Wait! Use this phone to call for help!

No, this phone just call dermatologists.

No, this phone just call dermatologists.

The question is, are we victims? of an advertising campaign

The question is, are we victims? of an advertising campaign

that spanned generations.

You don't need to lather up so much and you don't need to use rinse.

I feel so manipulated.

But I also feel like an ogre if My mouth doesn't smell like mint. 162

But I also feel like an ogre if My mouth doesn't smell like mint.

I know. And I still take shower every day.

Well, I even use an exfoliating sponge!

Well, I even use an exfoliating sponge!

Advertising has spent a century on saying our bodies are disgusting

and now we can't get it out of our heads.

and now we can't get it out of our heads.

But your body is not disgusting.Your body is amazing.

No!

I didn't mean it that way.

- Can stop. - It sounded weird.

- Can stop. - It sounded weird.

And that's Matt trying Find out where I am.

And that's Matt trying Find out where I am.

And now I want to pee.

Tonight is horrible!

Excuse me. You need privacy.

I'll stay in the tub whistling my opening song.

Well at least people They are smarter today. 182

Interesting. You are falling into one right now.

What do you mean?

I'll tell you after your pee.

Adam ruins everything. Adam ruins everything.

Adam ruins everything. Adam ruins everything.

Tell me about this Matt.

He is smart.

Oh, I'm very smart.

It's elegant.

I am elegant.

And he is quite quiet.

OK, it was already for me.

My God, you have your cell phone!You can ask for help! We are saved!

My God, you have your cell phone! You can ask for help! We are saved!

My God, you have your cell phone! You can ask for help! We are saved!

No, it's just my Virtual Pet. I I have been keeping him alive for 17 years.

Eat a little, little friend.

Eat a little, little friend.

So I was about to get you tell the huge mistake

So I was about to get you tell the outrageous deception

which are the disposable tissues.

Ok.

I will explain later.

The toilet paper the way it we know was invented in 1883

and for the next 118 years, hygiene of our ass followed a simple routine:

toiletries, toilet paper and hand washing.

toiletries, toilet paper and hand washing.

And it worked. These were ours better years on hygiene.

GENERAL SURGERY

Related Disease Rates the stools plummeted. 214

Must have some other reason for which we are dying.

But in 2001, companies american paper

They decided it wasn't good enough.

Soap sales are rising, but PH's froze.

Soap sales are rising, but PH's froze.

How do we make people buy more PH?

Let's convince adults that they have wipe your ass with baby wipes. 222

Let's convince adults that they have wipe your ass with baby wipes.

And let's also say to use diapers.

And let's also say to use diapers.

No, Dan. Stop that weird thing.

No, Dan. Stop that weird thing.

The baby tliste!

Kimbely-Clark has spent $ 140 millions to develop and advertise

the first "disposable tissues" and by this timeYou may have already guessed what tone they used.

the first "disposable tissues" and by this time You may have already guessed what tone they used.

the first "disposable tissues" and by this time You may have already guessed what tone they used.

the first "disposable tissues" and by this time You may have already guessed what tone they used.

They told you you stink and you don't know that.

They told you you stink and you don't know that.

Take a look at these commercialsdisposable tissues.

Take a look at these commercials disposable tissues.

Wait a minute, bear. You are not ready yet.

Wait a minute, bear. You are not ready yet.

You may not be clean, even use a damp handkerchief.

You may not be clean, even use a damp handkerchief.

You would clean your baby just dry paper?

You would clean your baby just dry paper?

You would clean your babyjust dry paper?

- No ... - No ...

- No ... - No ...

Why do you need the tissues? Because you are not an animal.

And whatever you are using now it must be primitive.

Can we watch a real movie?

Do you think I don't like movies very much?

Well again the trick the shame worked.

Well again the trick the shame worked.

The disposable tissues now worth over $ 300 million. 254

The disposable tissues now worth over $ 300 million.

Truth: I feel I need them now and I didn't feel that way two years ago.

Truth: I feel I need them now and I didn't feel that way two years ago.

Truth: I feel I need them now and I didn't feel that way two years ago.

No wonder they're trying sticking tissues in our ass.

No wonder they're tryingsticking tissues in our ass.

Disposable wipes cost more that six times the price of toilet paper

Disposable wipes cost more that six times the price of toilet paper

and these companies are speaking to use both of them.

and these companies are speaking to use both of them.

Use some dry paper, then the wet, then the dry again

and you are really clean.

and you are really clean.

OK. Disposable wipes are expensive, butAt least they make me feel clean.

OK. Disposable wipes are expensive, but At least they make me feel clean.

OK. Disposable wipes are expensive, but At least they make me feel clean.

OK. Disposable wipes are expensive, but At least they make me feel clean.

They don't hurt anybody.

They don't hurt anybody.

In fact, they are bad for everyone,

because "disposable" tissues They are not disposable at all.

because "disposable" tissuesThey are not disposable at all.

But it has "disposable" written In the box. See?

But it has "disposable" written In the box. See?

Mas but don't believe it in everything you read. Look

Mas but don't believe it in everything you read. Look

Put your hand here.

I do not want.

Go. For the science.

Saw? The toilet paper parted almost instantly in the water,

Saw? The toilet paper parted almost instantly in the water,

but I put these disposable tissues in the mixer five minutes ago 287

and they did not fall apart at all.

Well, they still go down the toilet.

Well, they still go down the toilet.

There are a lot of things that can technically go down the toilet.

There are a lot of things that can technically go down the toilet.

There are a lot of things that can technically go down the toilet.

That doesn't mean they should.

Look

Don't do it! You will end with my plumbing!

Do not worry. They are balls of disposable golf, see?

Do not worry. They are balls of disposable golf, see?

Do not worry. They are balls of disposable golf, see?

Stop it!

I have to get out of here. Maybe give to break the door using the head.

I have to get out of here. Maybe give to break the door using the head. 304

Ah, I know how we can get out hence. We can go down the pipes.

Ah, I know how we can get out hence. We can go down the pipes.

Ah, I know how we can get out hence. We can go down the pipes.

Really? So let's go!

Really? So let's go!

Great. So take my hand and let's go set off on a magical journey through his toilet.

Wait! Instead, no can we go by the sink?

No. Here we go!

No. Here we go! 314

What happened?

We hit a gorduraberg.

One what?

It is a triangle formed by handkerchiefs. disposables, cooking oil and other wastes.

TYRONE JUE Communications Director San Francisco Public Utilities Commission

We sewage branch we we call them gordurabergs.

We sewage branch we we call them gordurabergs.

Glad you're here.

This is Tyrone Jue. He is from the CommissionFrancisco Public Utilities Office.

Tyrone, could you tell Haley why that hydraulic engineers

Tyrone, could you tell Haley why that hydraulic engineers

hate disposable tissues?

We have to deal with everything where you flush.

We have to deal with everything where you flush.

We have to deal with everything where you flush.

In San Francisco, we have to spend about $ 4 million a year to clean these gordurabergs. 331

In San Francisco, we have to spend about $ 4 million a year to clean these gordurabergs.

In San Francisco, we have to spend about $ 4 million a year to clean these gordurabergs.

Every city around the world has been dealing exactly the same problem.

Every city around the world has been dealing exactly the same problem. 336

It's true. In 2013, London had to withdraw a 15 tons gorduraberg from the sewers.

It's true. In 2013, London had to withdraw a 15 tons gorduraberg from the sewers.

It's true. In 2013, London had to withdraw a 15 tons gorduraberg from the sewers.

He was the size of a bus.

He was the size of a bus.

Even though the scarves make you feelthat your ass is a little cleaner,

Even though the scarves make you feel that your ass is a little cleaner,

They end up with the sewers.

Damn it, Adam! Golf balls again?

That's why we left you without water.

I was using them to give an example.

I was using them to give an example.

Be careful what you play in the toilet, man!

You know, I never thought myself about what I play in the toilet.

You know, I never thought myself about what I play in the toilet. 352

Yeah. And the problem is not only the handkerchiefs.

Things like exfoliating microspheres, antibacterial soap and medicines

Things like exfoliating microspheres, antibacterial soap and medicines

Things like exfoliating microspheres, antibacterial soap and medicines

all down our drain and the effects of them in the water system can be strange.

all down our drain and the effectsof them in the water system can be strange.

all down our drain and the effects of them in the water system can be strange.

Your antibiotics produce bacteria drug resistant like me.

Thank you for making me big and strong.

Thank you for making me big and strong.

I ate your exfoliating microspheres. They gave me a stomachache!

And I ate all your antidepressants old and now i'm so happy!

And I ate all your antidepressantsold and now i'm so happy!

And I ate all your antidepressants old and now i'm so happy!

I feel like I have to sing!

Under the faturaberg, we like to play.

Under the faturaberg, we like to play.

Under the faturaberg, we like to play.

No, no, uh-uh.

Enough of that for me. Take me out of here!

Enough of that for me. Take me out of here!

But this is my pace!

No!

I know another way out.

This should be my date! Matt!

Noooo!

Why did you bring me back here? I was close to Matt.

Hey, you would really want to meet him in this state?

You just traveled through the sewers. Girl, you're a little messy.

And how should I clean myself? My soap exfoliating, my rinse, my tissues!

And how should I clean myself? My soap exfoliating, my rinse, my tissues!

And how should I clean myself? My soapexfoliating, my rinse, my tissues!

Everything in my bathroom is bad!

Everything in my bathroom is bad!

No, there is something here that is amazing.

No, there is something here that is amazing.

What? What is good?

I tell you already. Right after this break.

I tell you already. Right after this break.

Will it take too long? The steam I'm ruining my hair.

If you have a miracle product then it goes by.

If you have a miracle product then it goes by.

If you have a miracle productthen it goes by.

You are already using it.

It's your shower.

Running water is not a miracle. What kind of life do you lead?

Running water is not a miracle. What kind of life do you lead?

Running water is not a miracle. What kind of life do you lead?

Look, the fact that we have easy access to Clean water is the greatest wonder of our age.

For most of human history, sanitation practically did not exist.

For most of human history,sanitation practically did not exist.

For most of human history, sanitation practically did not exist.

Most people simply they threw the waste into the street.

Most people simply they threw the waste into the street.

The rich were disgusting too.

The nobles of Versailles were relieved in the hallways of the palace.

But according to the cities they got bigger and more populous,

problems began to accumulate.

problems began to accumulate.

I smell a mystery, Watson.

Oh, nevermind. Just poop.

Oh, nevermind. Just poop.

I smelled a lot of poop.

Londoners played their waste directly on the T�misa River,

Londoners played their waste directly on the T�misa River,

that was also your source of drinking water.

that was also your source of drinking water.

The inevitable result was an epidemic ofcholera that killed more than 50 thousand people.

The inevitable result was an epidemic of cholera that killed more than 50 thousand people.

The inevitable result was an epidemic of cholera that killed more than 50 thousand people.

It turns out the poison number one of the The man's story is his own number two.

It turns out the poison number one of the The man's story is his own number two.

It turns out the poison number one of the The man's story is his own number two.

Desperate, Parliament orderedto engineer Joseph Bazalgette

to build the first city ​​sewage system.

to build the first city ​​sewage system.

In what was, for the time, the largest civil engineering work already seen,

Bazalgette built over 1,500 Km of sewers made of brick under London.

This is the length of almost one Benedict Cumberbatch million.

This is the length of almost one Benedict Cumberbatch million.

You know, that's very unremarkable.

You know, that's very unremarkable.

Thanks to the heroic toboggan Bezalgette, the cholera outbreak has cooled

Thanks to the heroic toboggan Bezalgette, the cholera outbreak has cooled

and child mortality fell to a fifth of what it was.

And it wasn't just in England.

To improve sanitation in Chicago, an engineer named Ellis Chesbrough

suspended entire neighbors to heights that exceeded four meters 444

and reversed the flow of the Chicago River. All for protect the Windy City from typhoid fever.

and reversed the flow of the Chicago River. All for protect the Windy City from typhoid fever.

and reversed the flow of the Chicago River. All for protect the Windy City from typhoid fever.

Bazalgette and Chesbrough are true heroes,

but because we don't like to talk poop,most don't even know their names.

but because we don't like to talk poop, most don't even know their names.

but because we don't like to talk poop, most don't even know their names.

but because we don't like to talk poop, most don't even know their names.

Modern sanitation has definitely saved more lives than any other invention.

Looks like video games are right:

Plumbers can even save the world.

Plumbers can even save the world.

Damn it.

Understand.

Flowing water is by far the most amazing thing in this place.

But we are so used to it,

that we leave advertising on convince us that we are dirty,

even though in absolute terms we are the cleanest people who ever lived.

even though in absolute terms we are the cleanest people who ever lived.

Until this is cool.

Yes. So we can take take it with this bunch of products. 467

Everything you need to be clean soap, Water, toothpaste, dental floss

and super resistant gel for make the hair very high.

The gel is not necessary ...

Of course . He makes you beautiful.

It doesn't matter. I already lost my date with Matt anyway.

It doesn't matter. I already lost my date with Matt anyway.

It doesn't matter. I already lost my date with Matt anyway. 475

I'm sorry you missed your dinner.

I'm sorry you missed your dinner.

But if this is worth anything, I I really had fun with you here.

But if this is worth anything, I I really had fun with you here.

But if this is worth anything, I I really had fun with you here.

I think I too ...

No, I'll just say it was interesting.

You know, if it was really a 90's comedy,

this would be the timewe let the guard down

and I would do something cute that would show that I'm not that bad.

and I would do something cute that would show that I'm not that bad.

and I would do something cute that would show that I'm not that bad.

Like, I could make a dinner of little lie with the bathroom stuff.

Like, I could make a dinner of little lie with the bathroom stuff.

Like, I could make a dinner of little lie with the bathroom stuff.

That was kind.

Kiss her!

One more fact about toilets right after.

One more fact about toilets right after.

Dude, you're burning me ...

Would you like a Listerini, miss?

It has 26% alcohol, so technically it's a drink.

Well, if that is what you say.

- Come on. - Come on.

It's strong!

You know, until this is a little fun.

You know, until this is a little fun.

, this is the most cool that I've been to.

And the only date.

This is not a date.

But...

It's fair. I was going to tell you one more interesting fact about sanitation,

but if you are not interested, I don't want to bother you ...

Wants to know?

I want to know.

- Really? - Yes...

Are you curious?

Tell me more about sanitation.

Tell me more about sanitation.

With pleasure.

Although public sanitation is the largest advance of the health area in the 20th century,

the bathrooms are still part of a big problem.

the bathrooms are stillpart of a big problem.

� not everyone has one.

While we take for granted our porcelain thrones,

While we take for granted our porcelain thrones,

2.5 billion people around the world still have to use unsafe latrines,

and one billion more still makes the needs in the open sky.

and one billion more still makes the needs in the open sky.

and one billion more still makes the needs in the open sky.

Disgusting...

Haley!

So you were here. Good thing.

Matt!

When you didn't show up at dinner I got scared

When you didn't show up at dinner I got scared

that you got stuck in some 90's sitcom.

Is he what you would meet?

Nice to meet you.

I was about to explain how 40% of the world's population yet -

I was about to explain how 40% of the world's population yet - 540

You were about to explain as 40% of the world's population

You were about to explain as 40% of the world's population

still do not have access to adequate sanitation?

still do not have access to adequate sanitation?

How do you know that?

My friend Jack Sim told me.

Do you know Jack Sim? from WTO?

Do you know Jack Sim? from WTO?

Of course I do. I will introduce you to you.

And then, Jack.

How did you do it?

Oops! We should leave to call later?

Oops! We should leave to call later?

Do not worry.

This is my business toilet.

Guys, meet Jack Sim, director of the World Toilet Organization.

Guys, meet Jack Sim, director of the World Toilet Organization.

A global NGO dedicated to improving the sanitation conditions around the world.

A global NGO dedicated to improving the sanitation conditions around the world. 561

I know who Jack Yes , "Matt" ...

I know who Jack Yes , "Matt" ...

Matt is right.

JACK YES, VULGO "MR. PRIVATE" Founder of the World Toilet Organization

Many people do not have access to toilets.

They defecate in rivers and pollute the water,

They defecate in rivers and pollute the water,

spreading diseases that cause diarrheaand killing several children annually.

And what can we do?

We can't change the conversation.

We can't change the conversation.

People are so shy too much talking about this subject

People are so shy too much talking about this subject

and when you don't talk about it of something, you can't improve.

and when you don't talk about it of something, you can't improve.

We have to allocate resources on this agenda.

We have to allocate resources on this agenda. 579

Speak things that people don't like to listen to my beach.

Speak things that people don't like to listen to my beach.

Hey Jack, I think this is gonna be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Hey Jack, I think this is gonna be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Hey Jack, I think this is gonna be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Matt, who's this?

I do not know. Some manolo that is Trying to steal my girl.

See ya, Jack.

Bye Matt.

It's as romantic as You know about sewers.

It's as romantic as You know about sewers.

Thank you.

I've been talking about sewage all day!

How about we get out of here and I love you tell more things over dinner?

See you around, Adam.

I hope you fix your Water, but if it doesn't roll,

You can use our shower whenever you want.

Thanks

Honey, where are we going to dinner?

Honey, where are we going to dinner?

No, no, no, no, no, no ....

Damn it.

Well, at least I still I have you, old friend.

And one, and two, and we're going on three!

And one, and two, and we're going on three!

Under the gorduraberg, we like to play.

Under the gorduraberg, we like to sing.

Under the gorduraberg, our friends are nice.

Under the gorduraberg.

That's it!

Next Adam Ruins Everithing ...

Voting is far less democratic than it seems.And I will prove it to you.

Back in time!

Democracy! So that each person have a direct vote for the president.

Democracy! So that each person have a direct vote for the president.

Zueira!

That would be ridiculous.

The 15th amendment gave men black people the right to vote.

This will last forever!

Soon after, the states passed "Jim Crow Laws" [discriminatory].

Soon after, the states passed "Jim Crow Laws" [discriminatory].

That's why we neverwe should meet our heroes.

That's why we never we should meet our heroes.

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