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Hi, my name is Antoine, I'm French and I'd like to use your money

to build places for young gay and lesbian people who are living on the streets

because they are rejected by their families, like I have been myself.

And I'd like to build places to give them hope and safety and jobs.

I also need it personally because, right now, I'm living at a guy's place,

and he's kind of creepy.

So please, please, listen to my message.

This is really, really important, thank you.

What were you doing?

Nothing, just surfing the web.

Fuck! What is this mess?

What do you do all day?

Fucking day. They all fucked with me.

Oh yeah?

What do you want, Hank? You want a statement?

Well, too bad, there's nothing to see, you're not getting a statement.

Hey you, what's your name?

It's Clyde.

Why don't I get your name and put you down on the list.

Because Hank, Richter Roth is not responding to rumors, hoaxes or pranks.

And if you were any good in your job you wouldn't either.

OK, Clyde, you're in charge.

You have about 10 minutes to get your friends off this private property.

Then I'll call security and start towing your cars.

OK, everybody, we are moving out.

OK, Jay, I'm here, where am I going?

I'm in the Lobby.

Do you have this under control or not?

Well, the good news is that we shut down the comment forum.

So, we've disabled any means to post the video to the site.

OK, so how bad is the bad news?

Well, now that no one can upload to the forum,

they're mining the site for any company email address they can find.

Now the mail servers are overloaded.

Well, can you shut those down too?

We could, but that would disrupt day to day business.

For that, we need authorization from each department, not just you.

No offense.

OK, so what else can we do?

We're looking into filtering the messages.

The other option would be have everyone

switch to new email addresses, notifying the regular contacts.

But it would really help if we can stop this,

and notify the public that this is a hoax.

How soon until the press release goes out?

What makes you think we're gonna put out a press release?

You're not? What about all the people who think this is real?

What about them?

What about the personal details about Richter that leaked?

Don't you want to address those?

What personal details?

Hello Mr. Richter, how are you?

My name is Ahmed Aburduni.

I hear about the disease you are suffering with.

And I am sorry to hear that you are having to deal with this horrible disease.

I am too somebody who have TTP,

and I understand what is like for you to be suffering with this.

I told you to delete these.

For legal reasons we have to keep a backup copy

of everything posted to the site.

But doesn't this concern you?

It's all over the internet that he's dying of this disease, what is it called?

TTP - Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.

It's a rare blood disease that causes clots...

OK, I will take care of what people think and what people know.

You just take care of the computers and make sure these shit stays off of our site.

OK, that's fine, but I need to know if there is any information

that can constitute as a security breach.

So if any of this is true...

Leo Richter is in perfect health.

Then can I talk to him?

After the bridge it will be good.

- After the bridge? - Yeah.

Quays, I told you....

We are looking for chicks! Where the fuck are they?

They should be everywhere here!

They are working here every night and now no one is working.

Looking, looking...

Wait, it would be OK....

Turn here, man!

I have a good feeling bro!

Go faster man!

Do you want one?

No, stop it!

Under the lamp post.

It's really good!

Pull over.

Are you OK my pussy? Still nothing?

Someone will come along.

You're the faggot from the video.

Don't say that!

-You're a prick! -Sorry. I'm sorry!

Give me a kiss. Pardon me.

What is he talking about?

What is he talking about, Mabel?

The video.

Which video?

You got my cigarettes?

Oh fuck!

Don't piss me off!

Come on! I'm tired!

Don't annoy me!

Do you want a cigarette?

Excuse me!

How much you got?

10

20

30

It should be enough.

Oh yeah! Let's go get her.

Hey.

Baby.

You working tonight?

You don't hear me talking to you?

Wait, I have a bad feeling.

It's OK.

-Wait, wait Stop it. -It's OK!

You're trying to trick me.

Asshole.

Stop it, let's go!

Faggot!

What are you doing? Give us a hand!

You need help.

I just need to go home.

I shot him, but he has Lady Luck

Shut up!

There is no such thing as Lady Luck.

Tell me the truth.

Did you let him go?

Believe me, boss.

Take this picture, there is the address.

You have got to kill this guy.

I'm already paid.

Boss, please rethink.

We're killing innocent people for money.

-What video was he talking about? -What?

The video.

You'd just been beaten, and all you're thinking about is the fucking video.

Your video is all over the web. People are talking about it.

Take a look.

You have to go now

I'm not finished.

He doesn't like when people come here.

He's very suspicious.

You can't imagine what he can do.

Why do you stay here if he's so bad to you?

I hope that he doesn't hurt you!

No, no, no.

Don't forget your stuff.

You shouldn't come here.

If you need anything, you give me a call.

What the fuck are you doing?

You. Go away!

And you go, with her.

I'm so sorry, Mabel.

Go fuck yourself.

It's OK. It's OK.

OK.

What a charming boy!

Hello my friends! Here is Billy The Blogger

and welcome to "Are You The One?"

Yes, as you've seen on my last video I've changed

the name of my blog because of that big contest.

And I know you're totally hooked on the big contest

because so many people have applied to be the one that Richter's server...

crashed.

Poor them!

Maybe they just need a real, professional computer addict.

Mr. Richter, it's your lucky day

I'm here. I'm available.

Yeah, contact me.

Because I'm all about sharing the information with my fellow bloggers.

I will say the truth: Leo Richter's team already contacted me.

Thank you.

But they didn't contact me for the billion or for a flight to the Bahamas.

No, no, no, they asked me nicely to stop videos and in general to stop speaking

about the billion, about the contest.

What do you think about that?

They were so nice They were so kind.

How to refuse, of course I will not disclose

the information. Of course I will not.

We will do that all together! So fellow bloggers,

send me your videos and your stories

and we will all share our experiences online.

Yes, we all deserve the money and they cannot

prevent us from speaking and dreaming about it.

See you soon for more news and never forget,

Billy The Blogger is watching out for you.

So, shoot for the moon and even if you miss, you will land among the stars.

-Heather Kosmonoski with fellow comedian Garri Madero.

And um, so Garri, what I'm doing is

I'm submitting to get money

to create a "Comedy Corps" to travel across the world with comedians.

Comedians will get paid but the shows would be free.

The shows will be free? So we're looking for a sponsor then?

No, there is this guy he's like this billionaire who wants an heir

and I want to be his heir and I'm going to save lives with comedy.

What we know so far is that there's been posts in several countries

mentioning a Richter employee that goes by the name of Isaac.

Leo Richter contacted me.

No! Seriously?

He wants me to prove that I truly care about all LGBT youth

I don't like to do any harm to innocent people.

Me, myself and I, your servant, I can prove that is not a hoax.