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Guys, I heard about the no nut November thing.

You think you could go a whole month without masturbating?

Yeah, right.

You guys think you could?

I mean, I'm not sure.

No. No. We know you. You guys definitely can.

It's supposed to be really healthy, though.

You know, the thing.

I think we can do it, though. Yeah, right.

There's no way.

I caught you masturbating when you were younger. Exactly.

I masturbate all the time, but that doesn't mean that I can't refrain.

There's no way.

No.

You're the one to talk. You're a fucking anti -addict. And you're a slut.

Yeah? How much?

$500?

You know what?

I think we can win. I think we can win.

There's no way.

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Let's do it. I'm done.

No, not November.

What are the rules then?

Well, I was looking.

You got it. No masturbating at all.

No sex.

No accidental masturbating. You'll sit on the dryer again.

No touching rubber, bro.

No watching porn.

What? No, that's too far.

So you're going to watch it now?

Yeah.

Haven't you ever seen the intro?

Wow. Maybe she won't be out of the drive.

Right? Wow, okay.

I think you can do that.

Let's go.

Ready? 1, 2, 3. No!

You were just masturbating. I saw you.

I didn't come.

Yeah, no, not in the library.

Why were you watching anyway?

I was watching. I was making sure you weren't cheating, and you were, so.

I didn't come.

So? Were you practicing?

Yeah, I was practicing not coming.

Okay, whatever.

Look, I'm going to tell everybody else.

You owe me $500.

Okay, look, I won't pay anything if you won't pay anything.

Deal? Fine, deal.

Okay.

Don't masturbate.

Not anymore, pervert!

I'm almost done. Do you want to hang out after this? Watch me do something?

I'm literally not.

I can't help it.

Can't help getting wet. Now my shirt's all wet.

What happened?

Hey, yo, um, none of that.

What? My shirt's wet.

You're my sister.

You're step -sister?

Still my sister. Still weird.

Well. If you have a problem with it, you should just leave.

Or just stop.

Actually, why don't you just go jack off right now and give me the $500 you owe

me?

I will leave, but I'm not going to drop off.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

I'm not gonna lie, he kind of looks hot.

What do you mean, you slut?

It's your brother.

So? Okay, you look at me too.

You're worse than I am.

No.

Oh my god, I can't. Oh my god.

I'm getting excited.

Come on, you're telling me you wouldn't smile?

Okay, I might smile.

I knew it!

I don't know how much longer we can go on like this. I can't do it anymore.

What are you doing?

It's so hard.

I can't.

You're literally crazy.

Oh my god.

Just because he's my stepbrother.

Oh my god, still. You're so dirty.

Look at him.

Can you help me? Thanks.

I'd love to help you out.

Thanks.

Do you maybe want to put your pants in the wash?

No, I think you're doing white, right?

Yeah, we'll kind of mix, you know.

I can help you get the detergent, though.

Oh, yeah, can you? Of course. Thanks.

I think this load should be pretty good.

Pretty full?

I think so.

Sorry.

Hello?

Fuck.

I'm really about to fuck my sister.

Okay.

I know those are my fucking socks.

No, they're cute.

What are you talking about? I know they're cute. They're literally mine.

you wearing them?

Because I took...

Why are

you

arguing in the first place?

I'm so frustrated

I'm sorry I took your thoughts about asking.

What are we even doing at this point?

Is it about this November thing?

Yeah.

It's driving me insane.

You're telling me. I've been having wet dreams for like two weeks now. Oh my

god.

If no one's going to do it, why don't we just like stop and fuck?

I'm not fucking my brother.

Yeah, I'm not fucking my sister.

Wheels.

We all had a deal that no one was masturbating. The pinky promise.

I didn't come.

I didn't come.

It still counts.

No masturbating was part of the rule.

But it's not November.

No masturbation November.

It's still part of the rule. Where's the pinky promise?

I'm so frustrated.

All right, if y 'all don't fucking want to do this bet, and you're over this

bet, why don't we quit and have sex?

It's not that difficult.

I mean, fuck.

I mean, I'm not fucking with this beer.

Well, no, what if we swap?

I mean, I'm down for that.

I kind of really, really need something.

Yeah, like you were saying, it's been 29 days. My balls are blue as fuck.

Your sister's very attractive.

Your brother's very attractive.

There you go.

It's that simple.

But nobody can know.

No. Nobody can tell anyone.

Another time.

And we're keeping it this time.

Yes.

We'll fuck on three. One, two, three, let's fuck.

Yeah, we're fucking.

Let's just fuck.

Let's go.

I got

it.

Yeah?

It was a fucking bed, right? Yeah.

Always.

Yeah.

Damn. Take a deep breath.

Dude,

your sister can put my whole dick in her mouth.

This is pretty good.

It's just my depth up there, okay?

Oh, my goodness. I'm just showing you how to do it.

There are things.

Whoa.

Don't put my ball in there, man.

Okay.

This looks really good.

Wow.

Don't forget about my brother.

What?

Why are you over here? You have a headache. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think you showed her.

I'm just showing her how to do it.

Alright. I think I got it from here.

Oh, fuck.

Keep going.

Let's do it.

You're really so hot.

Oh my god.

Be careful with her.

She'd love to make it.

So it's like, oh.

Yeah, exactly.

You're stretching your pussy out.

You're like getting sucked by my brother.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

You have such a cute pussy.

Motherfucker.

What are you guys putting back in?

Y 'all are good.

You're good.

Okay.

Well I can't get to it.

I can't help it.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Don't tell anybody.

You want to try fucking my dick? Yeah.

They're doing it.

You're a little bit far.

Yeah, but why don't you tell anybody?

No, yeah.

Thank you, brother.

Okay,

I think that's enough.

Put it back in her mouth.

Already?

I can't do it right.

You guys can't do it really good.

Put it back in.

I didn't know how to take this so good.

Yeah. I can feel her getting

wetter as I play with her.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Fuck her just like that, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What do you think?

Let's do it. No one has to know.

Don't tell anyone.

I'm down.

Well, you might. You broke the lock and you promised.

Oh, shit.

Holy fuck, Seth.

Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

Oh, shit.

I really like looking at you when talking about this.

I know.

Oh, fuck.

You should know me by now.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

I wish I could have told you online.

You would have said what it is. I know what you want.

You go through my history.

Thank you.

It's so hot watching your brother fuck you. Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

I never thought you'd be doing this for me, did you?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I want my brother to come on my face.

Yeah.

Come on your sister's face. It's so hot. Give it all to me. You ready?

Uh -huh.

Oh, here it comes.

Fucking hell, not November.

Oh, yeah.

Holy fuck.

It's so hot.

September's good.

That was a big one. You've been holding so much comment, brother.

Extra net December.

Wow.

We should make a TV comment to not comment.

Yeah.

Yeah,

let's do another one. Do it again.

Never tell anyone what we did. Ever.

Ever.

fuck no, not November.

One, two, three.