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I found it.

Do you see, do you?

What the, what are you doing?

I'm just looking at old pictures.

Can we finish the paper real quick? Old pictures of what?

Me and Chad. I just can't stop thinking about him.

Babe, have we gone over this? How long have you been broken up for?

A month. A month, almost two, right?

I just don't know why he cheated on me.

I mean, he cheated on you, then why are you still looking at pictures? Why are

you still hung up on this guy? You were way too good for him.

I just really miss him. I'm like, maybe I should text him.

I think you're being an idiot texting this guy thinking about him.

You need to move on.

Like, I'm so scared I won't find anything else.

I mean, I've told you before.

Maybe... We can't date, but I can help you get out of this little sexual

frustration. Oh, my God. That's weird.

Why are you always like that? I know you like girls, but you're my friend. Come

on. It doesn't have to be weird. I mean, we can just, you know, fool around a

little bit.

We're still friends. We're super close. Come on. I think we need to focus on our

college paper. Oh, now you want to focus?

I guess we can finish that later.

Hey. What?

What's up? Um, yeah, I just have a quick question. I mean, I'm about to go

finish, like, a workout, and my phone's dead, so, like, I'm gonna put it on the

charter. If Melissa calls, can you answer?

Do I look like your answering machine?

I mean, no, but can you just do me this one favor?

Probably not.

Um, but I guess you can.

Well, I'm just going to go finish this. All right. Get out.

So annoying.

You know, you should honestly be fucking your stepbrother.

What's wrong with you today? Come on.

No.

He's fucking gorgeous.

Oh, my God.

I'm not going to let you. What's gotten into you?

I'm not going to let you keep fucking around with this Chad fucker.

Listen, like, I still have to run this errand for my mom. So I'm going to go.

When I get back, we need to finish our paper.

And I promise there will be no more talk about Chad.

You promise?

Can you swear?

Okay. All right. I'll be back. Hurry up so we can finish this, please.

I told her she should fuck him.

My towel.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. What are you doing? Sorry. Were you just looking for something?

Yeah, that's my towel. What are you doing with it? What the fuck?

Oh, this towel?

I needed a towel. I was just in the pool.

Sorry. It's not funny. Can you, like, please give me my towel? I'm sitting

butt -ass naked with a ball in front of me. I mean, you can air dry.

You really need this towel?

I need it. I need it right now.

Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me see the towel.

You said you needed the towel. Well, I didn't know you were naked.

You know, I have a girlfriend and everything.

I mean, you're clearly not answering her calls.

What about your girlfriend now?

Wait, what about my stepsister now?

Well, she's not here, is she?

You're right.

Oh.

Oh, Jesus.

Amen.

Don't tell anyone. I can't even look at this. I can't believe you guys. I told

you to fuck him. Come on.

Damn.

She's pissed.

She's a fucking drama queen.

You're right. You're right about that.

Don't worry.

I'll go talk to her in a minute.

Someone should go make her feel better. Yeah, you're right.

I can't believe I just saw that. What the fuck?

Come on.

I said I'm sorry.

And you literally didn't even put clothes on?

What? I was in the pool naked for a little bit anyway. I saw.

Yeah. Come on.

It's not that big of a deal. I mean, did you see the size of that dick? Yeah.

And do you remember what I said earlier?

That you should fuck him?

Come on.

Nobody will find out.

It's so weird. He's my stepbrother. And you're my best friend and look at you.

So we're best friends. What if... Just... What if we...

So it's not weird, right?

I guess it's not that weird.

James, come here.

Can you come in here really quick?

I don't know if I should.

Come on, she wants you to come in here.

All right.

You're so bad.

Hey.

So, you're cool with this?

I mean, I guess.

I'm not going to tell anybody, right? Yeah, just make sure nobody finds out

about this.

I do need to get over Chad.

Okay. You need to stop thinking about him.

I think this is the best way to do that.

Yeah.

cute little white hairies acting like you're all pure

just

don't tell anyone

Yeah.

He does have a big cock.

Appreciate every part of him.

I mean you don't sound like you were having fun

I feel so fucking bad.

Mmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yes.

Just keep your tongue out.

Fuck later, brother.

until she comes yes forget about chad forget about

that piece of shit

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

They're coming after me.

They're coming after me.

Nobody's going to know.

Nobody's going to know.

Later.