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Don't you think she'll leave the car running? All right, all right, all

Hey, man, don't hit my car.

Goddamn.

Another gin in it?

Sacked that time with a good push by the front four. Abdul Salam is in his

second year out of Kent State.

Don't get my boots all wet, man. Turn the water down.

Hey, what are you doing there? Don't you know we've got a water shortage?

I mean,

we have a water shortage here, you know?

I've already got one hell of a water bill.

Good morning.

Would you check my oil, please?

How far is it to Virginia City from here?

Oh, Virginia City is just up the hill, about 20 miles.

Would you like me to clean your water and check your windshield for you?

Oh, would you? That's very nice of you.

Hey, where's your ladies' room?

It's right in the back.

Thank you.

Beautiful day, isn't it? Oh, yes, ma 'am. That sure is a beautiful dress

wearing. Thank you.

My daddy's getting married today, and I'm going to the wedding.

That's real nice, ma 'am. It's not everybody gets to go to their own

wedding.

You know what's good looking?

This is my wedding day, and I'd like another glass of champagne, please.

Would you like something, honey?

No, no, no.

I wish Peaches would get here, you know. I want her to meet you before the

wedding. Oh, come on, honey. It's all right. We're going to be friends. Don't

worry. We're coming to our honeymoon time.

I guess you're right. You know that girl's just like her mom.

She's always having too much fun in the wrong time.

I'll take another glass of champagne. Why not?

You're getting married, right?

You're a nice woman, right?

Okay, Margaret, I'm ready.

Okay, kid.

Now, where have you been?

We were waiting.

I hope you don't mind we started without you.

But there's another couple scheduled at 3 o 'clock, and we were in a hurry. Oh,

Daddy, I understand, but aren't I always late?

Congratulations. Congratulations, Lily. I mean, Mom, I hope you'll be very

happy. Mom.

You know, you're the prettiest thing alive.

Golly, Daddy.

Where were we?

Congratulations. What?

All right. Thank you very much.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

I wonder if we're going to be the best friends. Here, why don't you give us

money so we can go play the slots?

Oh, sure. Here you go.

God, we're going to do some serious gambling. Come on.

All right.

Come on, Peter.

Now, that was all your money. Hey,

let's all have a drink. This is our wedding today.

That's a good idea.

It's going again.

Waitress, she's good, huh, Daddy?

Oh, no, no.

Do it like your old man. Down the hill.

All the way.

Golly, Daddy.

I want to tell you something. Did you know?

Is this the first time I've ever been in love?

But, Daddy, what about my mother? Oh, well, except for her.

Come on, Hugh, let's go do some gambling. Oh, anything you like, baby.

How about some change?

Would you like another break, Kate?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, guys.

Congratulations, Daddy. I'm so happy for you. You too, Mom.

I've got to go now.

Bye, you guys.

No, wait. Wait, wait.

Come back, bitch. No, wait. Come on. Please come back. Here, here's some

All right, try turning it over. All right, all right.

Come on, son of a bitch, fire.

Come on, fire.

You son of a bitch, fire.

Again?

Aren't you going to do it again?

What? We've been doing this son of a bitch all afternoon. It's not going to

fire.

Well, what's wrong with a motherfucker anyway?

What's wrong?

Hey, man, look, look, look at this.

Hey, lady, get over, lady, get over!

You think she's dead?

I don't know. It might be.

Very pretty.

Yep.

Maybe we should go get help.

How are we going to do that?

Do you want to walk ten miles over that mountain? Hell no.

Then shut up, all right?

I'm thinking.

I'm going to check for a heartbeat.

Yeah, she's alive, all right. Let me through.

Well, was I lying?

No, she's alive, all right.

Well, maybe she'll wake up in a couple of minutes.

Yeah, maybe.

I guess we'll just wait here and see, I guess.

I think we should just wait here and see. Yeah.

She sure is pretty.

Maybe we could loosen her clothes.

I've seen that once on TV.

Now you're thinking, Jess.

Maybe we should.

How much should we loosen?

Oh, it seems the looser the better.

You think those panties are on too tight?

Maybe.

Maybe we should take them off.

Yeah. You want to do it?

No. No, you do it.

Okay.

But remember, we're just trying to help her.

Right. Just for our own good.

I've never seen a pussy like that before.

Oh, God, kid, what are we going to do? What if she wakes up?

Hey, don't worry about it. I'll think of something.

What are you doing, kid?

What do you think I'm doing?

She'll never know.

Oh, God, kid.

Hey, why don't you sit down, huh?

Don't come by me.

You're making me real sick.

I'm gonna throw up.

Oh.

Good morning.

Hi, how are you doing? What happened?

How did I get here?

Who are you two?

Hey, I feel sort of funny.

You boys didn't do anything, did you?

We didn't do nothing. What could we do?

Well, my panties are on inside out.

That's all right, lady. What could we do? We were just passing by and we saw

taking a nap.

Hey, are you okay, lady?

I don't know. I feel sort of funny, really.

Well, what's your name?

My name is... Golly, I don't remember what my name is.

Well, where are you from?

Where do you suppose I come from?

I don't remember that either.

Wait a minute.

You say you don't know who you are or where you come from.

What do they call that kid?

Amnesia. Hey, lady, you got amnesia?

Golly, I hope not.

Well, is your name Betty or Claudia or Lucille?

I don't think so.

Maybe Mary or Alice or Carolyn?

No, none of those either.

Are you sure you don't remember who you are or where you come from?

I think I'm sure.

Well, if you're sure you don't know who you are or where you're coming from, why

don't you come along with us in our Jeep?

Golly, I don't think I'd better do that. I think I'd better stay here until I

remember who I am.

Okay, but we have to go.

Come on, kid.

Let's get out of here.

You sure you'll be all right?

Yeah, thanks for everything.

Man,

this is really a beauty. We scored today.

Man, let her walk. Hey, don't be so cool, man. We're 10 miles from nowhere.

What are you going to do, man, if she gets her memory back?

Hey, I'll think it through.

Where are we going?

We're going to San Francisco.

Oh, good. I love San Francisco.

I can't believe I'm going to spend my honeymoon in this fleabag hotel.

If only people I saw were Indians.

Where am I supposed to wear my new clothes?

I'm worried, honey. It's not like her.

She came all the way from San Francisco, and I don't know where she's gone to.

She's never done anything like this before.

Oh, don't worry about her. She's a big girl. She can take care of herself.

This is my honeymoon. Think about me.

Cozy. Oh,

it's

sweet. You just pretend it's the plaid and put your pajamas on.

I'm going to disappear in here for a minute. And when I come out, you're

to get surprised.

Here I come, ready or not, lover.

Oh, I'm so sexy, I can't stand it.

Oh, kiss me, honey. Oh, hug me.

Oh, I'm gonna make you so happy.

Oh, we're gonna learn to make perfect love together.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh, he...

Yeah. You like that?

Mm -hmm. You like that, mama? Yeah.

You want to go with the train?

Amen.

You're still worried about Peaches, aren't you?

Yeah.

She's always so dependable and reliable.

I've never seen her do anything like she did today.

I don't think you should worry about her.

She's probably back in the city by now waiting on us. She's so reliable, where

else would she go?

Yeah, you're right.

I know you're right.

Okay, honey.

Now you go right on in.

And be sure to be downstairs at exactly 8 .30.

You do just what Uncle Percy said, and he'll get rid of your amnesia for you.

For certain.

For certain.

Come here, kid.

Suppose he cures her. What are you going to do then?

You going to give her back her jeep?

Why, Jesse, I never knew you had such a greedy streak in you.

Why don't you accidentalize and pay attention to me for a change? Think what

thinking.

This girl might be rich.

It might even be rewarding.

Oh, yeah.

Look back.

Yeah. Look at me, buddy.

What's your name?

I don't know. I forgot.

Oh, good.

Is it Betty? Is it Carol? Is it Mary Lou?

No, that's not a very nice thing you're doing.

You tried to make it. Oh, that's all right. Let's see. I must think.

Excuse me.

Is it Diane?

Miriam? How about Humphrey?

No, that is a very...

Oh, excuse me.

Listen to your heart now.

I wish you'd stop that hiccuping. It's very detracting, you know. I'm a

recession. I'm trying to, but you know what? I don't think you can drink. I

to. Oh, I'm leaving. Well, don't leave me. I need to drink.

I'll give you that. You can drink both of them.

You will?

Thank you, my dear.

Do you like it? Have some in the bag?

That'll do.

Here we are.

You want me to put that paper sack on my head?

It's not necessary. I'll do it.

There we go.

Hold your hands very carefully like that. Take a deep breath.

Just checking to make sure you're taking a deep breath.

Please, Bethany, make sure your enemies get lost or both your enemies. Oh, no,

why? Are you sure you can't? I know I have something here in this bag.

Oh, I don't know about this. No,

M .O., no.

But you want to be somebody, don't you?

Oh, this is terrible.

You're awful.

What does that have to do with anything?

M .O., stay off.

Oh, I can't hold it.

I've never fell before.

You mean it didn't work? You still don't know who you are? No, I don't. And that

man, your Uncle Percy is a pervert. Well, I don't think he could cure

especially not amnesia. Well, that's not a nice thing to say about my Uncle

Percy.

And we can't take care of you either.

But you can stay with us tonight.

But you have to get a job first thing in the morning.

That's fair.

Now get warm.

No, I'm really worried. She's still not home.

She's a big girl.

And I'm sure she has lots of friends to stay with.

Come on now. Don't forget your new honey.

A little loving tonight will make you feel a lot better.

Yeah, you're right.

It's not the first time she's stayed away overnight.

Good evening, Master Hugh.

Hi, Katya.

Look who I brought home.

Your new mistress.

She's very pretty.

Who is this?

Miss Katya.

She takes care of my house.

And I know the two of you are going to get along very, very well. I can feel

Why don't you get the bags out of the car?

And after that, we won't need you anymore at night time.

Thanks.

By the way, on the sofa, there is a package for the new mistress.

Oh, it's a box!

That's the use of that.

What?

What time is it?

Oh, look at that.

That tastes good. Here, look. Just for a minute.

Oh, that's so good.

Here, open that up while I... I

thought you quit that stuff.

It's a wedding present from Daddy.

Oh, this is your Daddy?

No.

What the hell is this?

I worked for you five years.

I never complained.

But now you bring home this sex freak.

No, no, it's impossible.

I quit.

I don't believe this. Katya, what? Please, come here. Please, Katya.

Katya, Katya. I'm sorry.

You know what, I can explain.

This is only a game we're playing.

You take things too seriously.

Now, I know I've been neglecting you recently.

Oh, you have?

Well, I apologize.

Now, if it would make you feel any better and make you reconsider, three

play this game, can't they, Lily?

I suppose so.

I hadn't planned on it, though, but who knows?

That's it.

Thank you.

What?

I want some more.

I want some more.

That'll be all.

I want more. You're dismissed.

Kid.

We're on the block or something. Kid, why don't you eat shit and die?

I can't get any sleep with y 'all doing that to me. All right, hey.

Listen, man, why don't you go sleep in another room? Why don't you quit bugging

the woman, man, and we won't have the same problems?

Oh, yeah?

You guys can stand here and play with your own selves.

I'm getting up. Well, don't go.

Don't.

Oh, man, look what you've done. She's going now. What the fuck's the matter

you? Leave her alone.

Leave her alone? Look at you fucking watch. You have these things all over.

You're grabbing me. You're grabbing me. You didn't know that, did you?

Guys,

go back to sleep, for heaven's sake.

Give me that shit, you turkey -ass motherfucker. Get out of the goddamn

out of the van. Go on. Put that fucking thing down.

Kid, is that gun loaded?

I ain't gonna blow your head off, but I'd like to. You know that. Kid, is the

gun loaded? No, it ain't loaded.

Give me the goddamn gun.

Dummy.

I'm gonna go get a job so I can get out of this crazy place.

Gentle assistants.

Dancers. Credit dancers.

Hmm.

$12 .50 a month?

This fucking gun's loaded.

You're pointing a loaded gun at my ass.

$12 .50 a month.

If I'm going to pay you five bills a week, you're going to have to show me

stuff.

My stuff?

Sure. You know, give me a little dance or something.

Oh, sure.

Do you want me to dance faster or slow and sexy?

Slow and sexy. Please, honey.

Okay.

How's that?

It's very nice.

Lift your skirt so I can see your legs when you move.

You have pretty legs.

Thank you.

Look, dear.

$500 is a lot of money for one week's work.

Yes, sir.

Do you know what I want you to do for that?

Dance topless?

Well, something like that.

Look, let me see the rest of your figure before we continue.

Do you mean my breast?

Yes, that would be nice.

Just take your dress off, huh?

Gee, I don't know.

Ah,

you're embarrassed.

You don't want the job.

Oh, no, it's not that. It's just that I...

How do I look?

It's very nice, dear.

Now take off the panties.

Oh.

You don't want to be punished, do you?

No. Then take off the panties.

Gee.

Here,

wear this.

You have to stand there naked.

Thank you.

You can wear it for the audition.

That's okay for you, isn't it?

Huh? Sure, I guess so.

Right.

The audition starts right now.

Gee, this isn't a very good slip, sir. Don't worry about the slip.

I've heard that you've been a bad girl.

Oh, no, I haven't done anything.

Ruby says you've been screwing her boyfriend.

Ruby? Who's Ruby? You know Ruby. You know darn well who Ruby is.

You've been screwing my boyfriend.

No, I haven't, lady. I don't even know your boyfriend.

I'm going to fix you, bitch.

Oh, I don't think I want to work here.

I don't think I really... You've been screwing Ruby's boyfriend.

Hi, Ken.

I'm back.

Who's that?

That's Anonymous.

She's a friend of ours.

Anonymous? I just wanted to tell you guys that a bunch of girls raped me

Oh, no. Not now, honey. Come on. Can't you see we're talking to these two

we met today?

And we're trying to keep it positive, if you know what I mean.

Yes, I know what you mean. You're just trying to screw these little girls.

That's what you mean.

Herbert!

Did you ever think maybe we wanted to get screwed?

So good.

Kid!

I'd be happy to give it to you.

Come by my office this afternoon at 2 o 'clock.

Here's my card.

Okay.

Oh, doctor.

A psychiatrist?

Beautiful day.

going to see a really wonderful doctor who promises to help me with my

If you guys need me for anything, I'll be at this address.

You can make her come.

And that's as far back as I can remember,

Doctor. They said that they were driving by in a jeep and found me laying asleep

on the ground.

I don't know how I got there.

Our minds can work in very peculiar ways sometimes.

What appears on the surface to be a mental problem can actually be a

one.

I didn't know that.

That's very interesting.

Yes. Well, what we need here is a complete physical examination.

A complete physical check -up is in order, so if you'll get up and go behind

screen and take off all your little things, I'll go in the other room, I'll

my equipment, and I'll be right back.

But, Doctor, are you sure?

Just trust me. I'm certain. Go ahead.

Everything? Everything.

I have to lose.

Besides, he's very handsome.

And a doctor's not a pervert like some people I know.

I hope you're ready, because you're going to come.

Like a little dick?

Like a little dick? Oh, doctor.

You know what to do with that?

Put it in my mouth.

That's right.

You feel it's getting bigger?

Hush, say no more.

From now on, I'm going to take care of you. Just trust me.

I'll introduce you to my friends. You'll love them.

And we will help you find yourself through love. Through love, the natural

That sounds just wonderful.

I think I'm going to like that. Just trust me.

Oh, doctor, I do, I do.

Well, that's it.

She's gone.

You think we'll have to give her back her jeep?

No, she still don't know it's hers.

You know something? That little girl might be worth a lot of money.

Did anyone ever bother to check the registration on that Jeep?

Anybody? Yeah. You mean me? Yeah, you.

You're the one with all the brains. Why would I do a thing like that?

Hey, listen.

Shut up.

I got a funny feeling.

This little girl's brain problems might bring us a lot of cash.

Oh.

Just check the registration of the Jeep with me, all right?

Come on.

Hurry, honey. We don't want to miss anything.

I don't know. Maybe I'm getting a little too old for this kind of thing.

What do you think? Putting on some weight?

Maybe just a little bit here.

Yeah? Tell me.

Why do you want to go to the party with this woman?

I think you look very sexy.

If you believe that, a great fool you are.

Well, I don't know why your analyst invited us to this special know -your

-self get -together party, whatever it is.

Are you jealous?

Of what? Is it some kind of an orgy?

Careful. It may be a trap.

Don't say I didn't warn you. I don't think so.

I should be so lovely. Well, it's better not to.

See what happens. You bring this woman home and everything changes.

What happened to the nice tea party? Now, all the people, they speak about

orgies. Katya, please.

If I don't get proper respect around here, I quit.

No, Katya, please.

I'll think of something.

What if I shoot a tree?

Shut up.

What if I shoot a tree?

No, I'll think of something.

You don't know what you're going to do. Is that what you're trying to say?

Shut up.

Oh, wait. I got it.

We'll break in, we'll steal their money, we'll kill them all. Is that all right?

Oh, shut up. How about this?

Trick or treat, give us a bag of money, and we'll tell you a secret.

Shut up, I'm trying to think.

Oh, you're trying to think? Trying to think.

You're trying to think?

That's interesting.

You're thinking, huh?

Yeah.

Don't everyone jump at once.

I'll get it. I wonder who that is.

Yeah.

Go ahead, dummy.

Yes?

Go ahead.

Well, we've got a secret.

Oh? Yeah.

And if you give us $1 ,000 apiece, we'll tell you what it is.

That sounds like a lot of money for something I don't know anything about.

Maybe I should know the secret, Paris.

We can't do that, lady.

How about a hint?

Who is it, honey?

Thank you very much, but I don't think we want any.

It's just a salesman, dear.

It's about something you lost.

Oh, Jesus, you were great, Jesse. I mean, goddamn, you missed your call, and

should have been a fucking con man, you silver -tongued devil, you. Shut up.

You made me nervous.

I made you nervous? Yeah, you made me nervous.

Look, they're going out.

We'll follow them and see where they're going. Maybe we'll have another chance

to talk with them.

I made you nervous, huh? Yeah, you made me nervous, huh?

Hold the ladder.

I'm 20 pounds nervous.

Let's go in here. I know where you can get a drink. Oh, I'd love to. Sounds

good. Stuart.

Stuart. Hey, what's going on? How are you?

This is Stuart's, well, I don't know her name.

It's so awful.

She has amnesia and she's such a young girl and so pretty.

Terry,

this is a new friend of mine.

Terry. Hello, Terry.

Terry is a perfecter.

Oh, I'm glad to meet you.

I think you two will have a lot to talk about.

Amnesia. She doesn't remember.

No, really. No one can seem to help her. You know, I always say it's the whole

body. It's a fire erosion.

Oh, really?

She has amnesia?

Go on, then.

Bye. It's nice to meet you.

Hey, don't worry in there, okay?

You having a good time? I sure am.

And you still trust me?

Of course I do, doctor.

Tonight, we're going to clear your evidence.

Golly, I'll look forward to that.

Turn around.

Good. Stand up straight.

And I want you to go in there and have a good time. You hear?

Yes, doctor. Okay, march.

Yes, sir.

You sure this is the place?

Yes, it's where I am.

Maybe we're early, huh?

I don't think so.

Well, I don't know.

What can I say?

There's nobody here.

Where could they be?

This has got to be the wrong place.

You go check it out. I'll sit here and wait.

All right.

Go away.

Hey,

this place looks familiar.

What do you mean? We just left here. Oh, yeah. It's the Doc's house.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Oh, it's you, the salesman.

How's the secrets business?

Hey, listen, lady, you didn't understand what my friend was trying to tell you

earlier. You see, we found this girl with amnesia, and we think you might

her.

Amnesia? Oh, Lord, peaches.

Yeah, but don't forget the reward.

Oh, shit.

You mean she doesn't know who she is?

Well, what happened to her? This is terrible, just awful.

Where is she? She's here.

Here?

Oh, no. This is the swingers' party.

I tricked her daddy into coming.

Oh, we can't let him find out.

Oh, no. I think I'm gonna faint.

What you really need to do is take a deep breath.

And your clothes ought to be loosened. Yeah.

If you feel faint, you should loosen your clothes.

You should, right?

Thank you.

So you have nice hands, too.

It's an orgy, huh?

I ain't never been to no orgy before.

I didn't say this was an orgy. I just said it was a swingers party.

I think you misunderstood.

Hey,

Kim.

Hello.

Hi.

No, no, no, it isn't. I'm sorry.

Oh, well, Charles was my date tonight, and I haven't been able to find him.

Well, I hope it doesn't spoil your fun at the party.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, that's okay.

Hey, you're cute.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Well, it is something really different.

No, I'm okay. It's okay.

Come on, don't be sticking to my... Well, you don't understand.

I don't know my wife. No. Come on. It's a party.

Have fun.

No, you don't understand.

My wife doesn't like this. I don't care about your wife.

Come on. Come back here.

Wait.

What?

Oh,

yeah.

I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Wait, wait.

I

just got married.

I just got married.

Your wife is probably here.

She's probably doing the same thing.

It was beautiful.

When you tell me no, if I love you, I love you, and I want

you.

You light my life, you turn me fair.

And I love you, I love you, and I must confess.

And I want to tell you all the lies, and I want to tell you all the lies.

And I'll show you how, just how we can make it.

You won't know what news I need.

Thank you.