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male narrator: IN A REMOTE
CORNER OF NORTH AMERICA...
ONLY A FEW DARE TO BRAVE
THE FROZEN TUNDRA.
THE ICE ROAD TRUCKERS.
[horn blaring]
WHOO-HOO!
HANG ON.
narrator: THIS SEASON, TWO
RIVAL COMPANIES ON A COLLISION
COURSE.
I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT
A FIGHT.
IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO
THIS WINTER, WE'RE GONNA PUT HIM
UNDER.
narrator: WITH MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS ON THE LINE...
MARK, YOU CAN KISS OUR LILY
WHITE ASSES.
[laughter]
ANYBODY WHO'S A HATER CAN GO
[bleep] THEMSELVES, BASICALLY.
narrator: LEGENDARY FOES...
I JUST HAVE TO TELL HUGH I'VE
BEEN PRAYING FOR HIM.
[laughs]
narrator: NEW SOLDIERS...
NOBODY LIKES NEW GUYS.
LET'S [bleep] GO!
narrator: AND AN ICE ROAD
ICON WILL PICK SIDES.
[horn blaring]
IT FEELS LIKE I'M GOING TO
WAR.
SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE,
LIKE, BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL.
GOOD LUCK TO HUGH AND HIS
BUSINESS.
[cracking]
narrator: JOIN THE GRUDGE
MATCH ON THE WORLD'S MOST
DANGEROUS FRONTIER.
THESE ARE THE ROUGHEST,
TOUGHEST ROADS IN NORTH AMERICA.
THIS IS A RODEO.
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO SURVIVAL
OF THE FITTEST.
DON'T QUIT.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T QUIT.
SWEET [bleep]!
narrator: AS THE TEMPERATURE
DROPS...
[bleep] 40 BELOW, AND MY
BLOOD IS ABSOLUTELY BOILING.
narrator: TENSIONS RISE.
HE'S LUCKY HE AIN'T HERE.
I'D RING HIS [bleep]-SUCKING
[bleep] NECK.
[bleep] THREE-RING CIRCUS
AROUND HERE.
OH!
WOULD ANYBODY NORMAL WORK FOR
THESE PEOPLE?
MAYBE WE'RE ALL CRAZY.
THAT'S IT. WE'RE ALL CRAZY.
[laughs]
narrator: ON AN ALL-NEW
ICE ROAD TRUCKERS.
[rock music]
♪ ♪
IN THE NORTH, A WAR IS BREWING.
I'M HERE TO TAKE OVER
WINNIPEG.
narrator: HUGH "THE POLAR
BEAR" ROWLAND IS BACK.
THIS IS A BIG GAME SPORT.
AND SHE'S AN EXPENSIVE SPORT
TO BE IN.
narrator: FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN SEVEN YEARS, HE'S THE BOSS OF
HIS OWN ICE ROAD TRUCKING
COMPANY.
I TOOK VLAD OVER THERE, AND I
SAID, "LET'S START A BUSINESS
TOGETHER."
VP EXPRESS.
VLAD AND POLAR BEAR EXPRESS.
WE'RE READY TO KICK SOME ASS.
narrator: AND HE'S GOING
HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH HIS OLD BOSS,
POLAR INDUSTRIES.
THE END OF LAST SEASON, WE
PARTED OUR WAYS AND I HAVEN'T
TALKED TO HIM SINCE.
THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT
THEY'RE GONNA COME CRAWLING BACK
AT THE END OF THIS SEASON.
THAT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
THEY COULD HAVE EVER DONE.
TRYING TO MAKE A MILLION
[bleep] DOLLARS HERE, I WOULDN'T
BE RUNNING IT LIKE THAT.
HELL OF A WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS.
IT'S PRETTY MUCH OF A JOKE.
I COME IN HERE ON A HANDSHAKE
THAT WE'RE GONNA DO THIS--WE'RE
GONNA DO IT RIGHT.
MY RESPONSIBILITY WAS TO GET
OUT AND GET THE LOADS.
AND I DID.
I'VE GOT A RECORD NUMBER OF
LOADS FOR THE COMPANY THIS YEAR,
AND NOTHING ELSE I COULD DO.
WORST THING YOU CAN DO TO ME
IS [bleep] WITH MY MONEY, SO
HANDLE IT.
GIVE ME YOUR FINAL INVOICES,
AND I CAN CUT YOU A CHECK RIGHT
NOW AND WE'LL SQUARE UP.
AND THE CHECK WILL BE GOOD?
I THINK I'LL BE RUNNING UNDER
SOMEBODY ELSE NEXT YEAR, THOUGH.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THAT'S
THE END OF POLAR INDUSTRIES.
I STARTED VP EXPRESS TO PUT
MARK OUT OF BUSINESS.
MARK IS JUST A CON MAN.
I KNOW GUYS THAT HE HASN'T PAID,
INCLUDING SUPPLIERS.
HE OWES VLAD.
YOU KNOW, I'M STANDING UP FOR
EVERYBODY THAT HE'S EVER
WRONGED.
WE'RE GONNA GET JUSTICE WHERE
JUSTICE IS DUE HERE.
IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO
THIS WINTER, WE'RE GONNA PUT HIM
UNDER.
narrator: HUGH'S BRINGING THE
BATTLE RIGHT TO MARK'S BACKYARD.
[sighs] JACKASSES.
TWO YEARS AGO, HUGH CAME IN HERE
TO LOOK FOR A JOB.
GAVE HIM A JOB, TOOK A CHANCE ON
HIM, HE LEARNED ABOUT THE
MANITOBA ICE ROADS.
STABBED ME IN THE BACK AND MOVED
IN NEXT DOOR.
AND NOW HE'S GONNA BE MY
COMPETITOR.
THAT'S A NICE THANK YOU.
AND THE ONLY THING THAT POLAR
CAN SEE WHEN HE LOOKS OUT HIS
WINDOW IS VP EXPRESS.
[laughs]
HE THINKS IT'S A BIG JOKE.
HE'S GONNA OPEN UP DOWN THE
STREET FROM ME?
THIS IS MY LIVELIHOOD.
I'M FIGHTING FOR THIS COMPANY.
I'M FIGHTING FOR ALL THE
EMPLOYEES HERE.
I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FAMILY.
FAMILY'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE MY
DAD PROUD.
AND HE WAS JUST STARTING TO SEE
THIS BUSINESS GROW.
AND LIFE WAS JUST TAKEN TOO SOON
FROM HIM AND HE DROPPED DEAD OF
A HEART ATTACK.
SO SUCCEEDING IN THIS INDUSTRY
IS BIG.
IT'S SOMETHING I WANT TO DO FOR
HIM.
YOU CARRY ON THE LEGACY.
AND CARRY ON THE FAMILY NAME.
[horn tooting]
THAT'S--AS A SON, THAT'S YOUR
JOB, RIGHT?
OUR CUSTOMERS EXPECT THE BEST
FROM US.
I WANT TO DELIVER THE BEST.
NOBODY'S GONNA MAKE IT OUT IN
THESE MANITOBA ICE ROADS WITHOUT
THE BEST DRIVERS THAT ARE GONNA
MAKE IT IN THESE TOUGH
CONDITIONS.
[horn blaring]
narrator: AND MARK'S
RECRUITED ONE DRIVER SURE TO GET
HUGH ROWLAND'S ATTENTION.
I WANT TO BE THE BEST TRUCK
DRIVER THAT I CAN BE.
NOT THE BEST ONE IN THE WORLD.
JUST THE BEST ONE THAT I CAN BE.
LAST YEAR I WAS JUST TAKING A
BREAK, MAKING TIME FOR MY
FAMILY.
AND I WAS GETTING PRETTY
COMFORTABLE IN MY WAYS.
AND YOU GOT TO KEEP TAKING
YOURSELF OUT OF THAT COMFORT
ZONE TO KEEP GROWING AS A
PERSON.
THE THING ABOUT TRUCK DRIVING IS
THAT IT'S SO MANY DIFFERENT
THINGS.
IT'S COLD, IT'S BRUTAL, YOUR
TRUCKS DON'T WORK, YOU BROKE
DOWN, YOU'RE FREEZING TO DEATH.
AND IT IS THE SOLITUDE AND BEING
ALONE THAT CHALLENGES YOU TO
YOUR CORE.
I'VE ALWAYS DONE THE ICE ROADS
AT HOME.
AND THAT'S MY TERRITORY.
AND THAT'S WHAT I DO.
SO THIS IS GONNA BE AN
INTERESTING LEARNING EXPERIENCE,
STARTING AT THE BOTTOM AGAIN.
STARTING AT THE BOTTOM AGAIN,
BUT IT'LL BE OKAY.
THIS IS MY OPPORTUNITY TO SEIZE
THE DAY.
TAKE ON THE ICE ROADS OF
WINNIPEG.
narrator: A VETERAN OF THE
ALASKAN ICE ROADS, LISA KELLY,
IS ENLISTING WITH TEAM POLAR.
I'M READY TO WORK.
GOOD. EXCELLENT.
WHEN MARK ASKED ME TO COME
HERE AND WORK FOR POLAR, IT WAS
JUST A COOL OPPORTUNITY THAT I
CAN'T SAY NO TO, OF COURSE,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW ME.
[laughs] I CAN'T SAY NO.
MY BIGGEST CONCERN IS JUST DOING
WHAT YOU NEED ME TO DO AND
GETTING THE LOADS DOWN THE ROAD
AND HELPING YOU OUT THAT WAY.
FIRST RUN OUT HUGH EVER DID
IN MANITOBA, HE MADE A COMMENT
ABOUT LISA SAYING THAT THIS WILL
MESS UP LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S
HAIR.
WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW BADLY HER
HAIR GETS MESSED UP WHEN SHE'S
RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND HIM IN
THE BUSH.
THEY DON'T SEEM TO THINK YOU CAN
CUT IT OUT HERE.
SO WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM THAT
NOT ONLY CAN YOU CUT IT OUT
HERE, YOU CAN MOVE EXACTLY WHAT
THEY'VE MOVED.
AND BETTER.
I'M GLAD YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE.
[laughs]
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
BUT CONFIDENCE.
THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU OUT HERE
TO COME OUT HERE AND NOT ONLY
PROVE SOMETHING TO THEM, BUT TO
HELP US PUT A STOP TO THIS
RIDICULOUSNESS THAT THEY THINK
THEY'RE GONNA ROLL IN HERE AND
START AN ICE ROAD TRUCKING
COMPANY.
IT TAKES HARD WORK, YEARS OF
DEDICATION.
AND I MEAN, THAT'S JUST
AN INSULT TO ME.
HUGH'S OPENED UP A SHOP AND
HE'S GONNA BE RUNNING THE ICE
ROADS TOO.
AND I KNOW HE RUNS HARD, HE GETS
HER DONE.
SO WE DEFINITELY HAVE OUR WORK
CUT OUT FOR US THIS YEAR.
WITH ALL THAT SAID, PLEASE
DRIVE SAFELY OUT THERE.
WE'VE ALREADY HAD TWO
FATALITIES.
THEY WERE OUT JUST DOING THEIR
JOB, CLEARING THE SNOW, CLEARING
THE ICE, GETTING THE ROADS
READY.
TWO GRADERS WENT THROUGH.
TWO LIVES WERE LOST.
AND WE'RE GONNA BE TRAVELING
THESE ROADS A WEEK LATER.
PEOPLE DIE ON THESE ICE ROADS.
IT'S INEVITABLE.
IF THE ICE DOESN'T GET YOU,
THE CONDITIONS WILL.
YOU'RE IN REMOTE BUSH COUNTRY
FOR 20, 30 HOURS STRAIGHT.
NO SHELTER, NO STOPS, NO REST
POINTS.
IT'S YOU AND THE ELEMENTS.
THAT'S IT.
YOU TELL ME THAT'S NOT GONNA
SCARE THE [bleep] OUT OF SOME
DRIVERS.
[organ playing]
♪ ♪
WELL, I'M COMPETITIVE.
I'M NATURALLY COMPETITIVE.
I ENJOY COMPETING.
I THINK COMPETITION ADDS SPICE
TO MY DAY.
SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE CARRIED
AWAY AND TAKE A--YOU KNOW, TAKE
SOMETHING SMALL, IT ENDS UP
GETTING PRETTY BIG BECAUSE OF
THE ARGUMENT FACTOR.
BUT I THINK HUGH IS THE SAME
WAY.
HUGH AND I HAVE--I GUESS IN A
LOT OF WAYS, WE HAVE A LOT MORE
IN COMMON THAN MAYBE APPEAR ON
THE SURFACE.
WE'RE BOTH SURVIVORS, YOU KNOW.
WE'VE BOTH SEEN GOOD TIMES, AND
WE'VE BOTH SEEN, YOU KNOW, BAD
TIMES.
BUT I GOT AN EDGE ON HIM BECAUSE
I'M TALLER.
[laughs]
AND IF I CAN HELP IT,
I'M GONNA BE THINNER TOO.
[laughs]
narrator: WITH HUGH'S
LIFELONG TRUCKING RIVAL
ALEX DEBOGORSKI ABOARD...
OKAY, GUYS, LET'S GO.
LET'S GET THEM GOING.
LET'S GET THE TRUCKS ROLLING.
narrator: THE BATTLE LINES
ARE DRAWN.
I JUST HAVE TO TELL HUGH I'VE
BEEN PRAYING FOR HIM, AND HE
WILL JUST GO INTO A FURY
PROBABLY.
narrator: POLAR FIRES THE
FIRST SHOT.
OKAY.
narrator: AS THE 40-YEAR
VETERAN JOINS THE ALASKAN ICON
ON THE COMPANY'S FIRST MISSION.
LET'S GO TRUCKING.
narrator: HAULING
CONSTRUCTION SUPPLIES 200 MILES
NORTHEAST TO THE REMOTE VILLAGE
OF BLOODVEIN.
[horn blaring]
OKAY, LISA'S GONNA COME OUT
NOW.
narrator: AND THEY'LL DRIVE
1/2 A DAY ON THE HIGHWAY JUST
TO GET TO THE WINTER ROADS.
OH, YEAH! FOLLOWING ALEX.
narrator: BUT EVERY LOAD IS
BEING WATCHED CLOSELY BY
ARCHRIVALS HUGH ROWLAND
AND VLAD PLESKOT.
SO I HEARD ALEX IS OVER
THERE.
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK HE WAS
WAS COMING BACK.
HE'S GETTING PRETTY LONG IN THE
TOOTH THERE, BUT HE MUST HAVE
GOT CONNED IN BY THE CON MAN.
YEAH.
THEY HAVE LISA DRIVING FOR THEM.
[laughs]
IT'S NOT SAFE FOR HER.
NO MATTER WHO SHE'S WITH OR
ANYTHING, IT'S JUST NOT SAFE FOR
HER.
THEY'RE THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST
ROADS IN NORTH AMERICA.
AND I DON'T EVEN THINK LISA WILL
MAKE IT ON THESE ROADS,
LIKE, BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL.
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOMAN,
DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T DO
THINGS.
I MAY BE A WOMAN IN A MAN'S
WORLD, BUT I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO
CHANGE IT, I'M NOT GONNA TRY TO
FEMINIZE IT, AND I'M NOT GONNA
BE PRETENDING TO BE A MAN.
I DON'T THINK LISA'S EVEN CUT
OUT--SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE.
SHE'S NOT REALLY A TRUCK DRIVER.
SHE'S NO THREAT TO ME
WHATSOEVER.
NOT EVEN IN THE LEAST.
IT FEELS LIKE I'M GOING TO
WAR.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO CROSS ENEMY
LINES AND GO INTO ENEMY
TERRITORY.
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
THIS IS IT.
narrator: IN WINNIPEG...
WE GOT LOTS OF TRUCKS, WE'VE
GOT A LOT OF EQUIPMENT.
WOULD YOU HAVE SOME LOADS FOR ME
THIS YEAR?
narrator: VP EXPRESS OWNER
HUGH ROWLAND AND PARTNER VLAD
PLESKOT ARE SCRAMBLING TO GET
LOADS.
THIS IS BASICALLY THE DASH
FOR CASH.
THE MORE LOADS YOU MAKE,
THE MORE MONEY YOU MAKE.
AND I'VE BEEN A LOAD KING MY
WHOLE LIFE.
narrator: AND KEEP VALUABLE
CONTRACTS AWAY FROM HUGH'S OLD
BOSS, POLAR INDUSTRIES'
PRESIDENT MARK KOHAYKEWYCH.
NO, WE CAN DO THAT FOR YOU
RIGHT AWAY.
THANK YOU FOR THE BUSINESS.
WELL, THAT'S 22 LOADS VP IS NOT
GONNA BE GETTING NOW.
ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
I MEAN, I DIDN'T BUILD THIS
BUSINESS OVERNIGHT.
IT TOOK FIVE YEARS OF POUNDING
THE PAVEMENT.
OKAY. OXFORD HOMES.
YEP. NOT A PROBLEM, GUYS.
PERFECT. AND I'M GONNA MAKE
SURE THAT YOU GET THE BEST
SERVICE YOU CAN GET HERE.
EVERY LOAD THAT WE CAN GET IS
ONE THAT POLAR AIN'T GONNA
GET.
AND THAT'S WHAT--THAT'S OUR
GOAL.
YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT
ONE?
REALLY?
VP EXPRESS HAS GOT THAT LOAD.
WE'RE GONNA GO A LITTLE BIT
LOWER ON THOSE PRICES BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, WE'RE TRYING TO EARN
THE BUSINESS, AND WE'RE TRYING
TO EARN THE NAME.
THANK YOU.
HAVE A GOOD ONE.
WE'RE IN.
I LOVE THIS JOB, MAN.
both: [laugh]
WE JUST SECURED A CONTRACT,
ONE OF THE BIGGEST CONTRACTS ON
THE ROAD.
narrator: VP HAS SCORED AN
EXCLUSIVE DEAL TO HAUL EVERY
LOAD TO THE COMMUNITY OF
WASAGAMACK.
AND IT'S WORTH $1/2 MILLION IF
THEY CAN PULL IT OFF.
FOR A GOOD SEASON.
WHAT?
TO A GOOD SEASON.
YEAH. YEAH.
narrator: TO HELP FILL THE
MASSIVE ORDER, HUGH'S GOTTA FIND
DRIVERS TO JOIN HIS TEAM.
I WOULD CONSIDER MYSELF A GUY
THAT DOESN'T TAKE [bleep].
EVEN AT MY AGE, YES, I'LL
FLATTEN YOU.
YES, I WILL.
ONCE YOU GET A REPUTATION, YOU
GOT IT MADE.
PEOPLE LEAVE YOU ALONE.
BUT TO GET THAT REPUTATION, IT'S
REALLY ROUGH.
I GOT SCARS ALL OVER ME.
FROM THAT BIG, I WAS IN SCRAPS
EVERY TWO OR THREE DAYS.
LIKE, IT WAS JUST INSANE.
AND IT WAS RIGHT UP THROUGH MY
WHOLE LIFE.
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
BETWEEN YOU AND I, I LIKE IT.
IT'S A RUSH.
AND I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE
A RUSH TOO.
I HOPE THESE ROADS ARE JUST
A BASTARD TO DRIVE ON.
narrator: FOR VP'S FIRST
HAUL, HUGH'S TAKING A CHANCE ON
ART BURKE.
IT'S ALMOST AS COLD INSIDE AS
OUTSIDE.
narrator: AN ICE ROAD
TRUCKER FROM HUGH'S OLD HOME
TURF IN YELLOW KNIFE.
I'VE BEEN DRIVING A TRUCK
FOR 13 YEARS.
I LIKE IT. I STILL LIKE IT.
I LOVE DRIVING A TRUCK.
I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO
DRIVING ON THE ICE ROAD HERE.
I CONQUERED THE ONES IN YELLOW
KNIFE.
AND I'M GONNA CONQUER THE ONES
HERE.
RIGHT ON!
WE'RE ALREADY MAKING MONEY!
[horn tooting]
THAT'S THREE OUT ALREADY.
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
ANY TIME I SEE A LOAD COMING OUT
OF THAT YARD IS MONEY OUT OF MY
POCKET.
AND THAT JUST PISSES ME RIGHT
OFF.
I'M EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED!
IT'S JUST LIKE SANTA CLAUS!
NOW WE GOT HER, BOYS!
narrator: WITH NO TIME FOR
TRAINING, IT'S TRIAL BY FIRE.
OKAY, BUDDY.
narrator: AS HUGH PUTS HIS
NEWCOMER AT THE HEAD OF
THE CONVOY.
FIRST DAY AT WORK.
A LITTLE ON EDGE, TO TELL YOU
THE TRUTH.
[laughs]
THAT'S THE WAY SHE GOES, EH?
WE GOT 200 LOADS TO GET UP
THE [bleep] ROAD, AND HE'S GOT
TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT HIMSELF.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE PUTTING HIM OUT
FRONT HERE TODAY, AND SEE HOW HE
DOES.
[horn blaring]
HE'S THE FIRST ONE, HE'S
LEADING.
HUGH IS THE SECOND.
I'M THE THIRD ONE.
AND WE'RE FINALLY GOING NORTH.
I CAN FINALLY HEAR THE MONEY.
[chuckles]
I'M GOING WITH TWO BOSSES,
VLAD AND HUGH, AND I'M LEADING.
I DON'T REALLY LIKE LEADING THE
PACK WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M
GOING HERE.
BUT WE'RE GONNA PULL HER OFF
ANYWAY.
THAT'S A GIVEN.
[bleep] HE MISSED THE CORNER.
HE DIDN'T SEE THE SIGN.
WE MISSED THE TURNOFF.
I THOUGHT WERE JUST SUPPOSED
TO STAY RIGHT ON THE 90 AND THEN
IT TURNED INTO THE 6.
[bleep].
I DON'T KNOW, MAN, WHERE WE ARE.
I WAS TOLD TO GO STRAIGHT.
BETTER TURN AROUND, ART.
OH, SHOOT.
HE FORGOT TO MAKE THE TURN.
FIRST CHANCE I GET, I'LL FLIP
HER.
THIS IS [bleep] RIDICULOUS.
I SHOULDN'T BE [bleep] LEADING,
EH, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I'M [bleep] GOING.
THEY'RE FAMILIAR WITH THIS.
WHY I'M LEADING?
I HAVE NO [bleep] IDEA.
NOW WHERE THE [bleep] AM I GONNA
TURN AROUND HERE AT?
I MIGHT NOT GET A CHANCE TO FLIP
HER UNTIL [bleep] KNOWS WHEN,
EH?
WE ALWAYS HAVE A LITTLE BIT
OF TROUBLE WITH THE FIRST TRIP,
BUT NOBODY [bleep] UP THAT BAD.
narrator: WHILE VP EXPRESS IS
ON HOLD, POLAR INDUSTRY'S LATEST
SOLDIER REPORTS FOR DUTY.
EVERYTHING YOU GO THROUGH IN
YOUR LIFE, THERE'S ALWAYS A
LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL.
AND YOU CAN SEE IT BUT YOU DON'T
EVER THINK YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER
TO IT.
MY GOD, THE DAYS DRAG ON.
COMING OFF THE DIVORCE, HAD TO
SELL MY BUSINESS.
HAD TO SELL EVERYTHING I HAD.
HAD TO FORK OUT A LOT OF MONEY
TO MY EX-WIFE.
ABOUT THE ONLY THING I KEPT OUT
OF THE WHOLE DEAL WAS MY SON.
BUT...I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
MY EX-WIFE TOOK HER BECAUSE SHE
DIDN'T THINK I COULD HANDLE HER.
I FIGHT FOR HER.
COURTS WON'T DO NOTHING BECAUSE
SHE HAS CUSTODY OF HER.
TARA TURNS 18 THIS YEAR.
TARA GETS TO COME HOME.
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE
TUNNEL IS NOT FAR AWAY.
narrator: THE NEXT ACE IN
POLAR'S DECK IS MONTANA LEGEND
DARRELL WARD, A VETERAN OF ROCKY
MOUNTAIN LOGGING ROADS AND
ALASKA'S DALTON HIGHWAY.
IT'S DARRELL'S FIRST TIME
IN MANITOBA.
SO WHO ARE THESE JOKERS DOWN THE
ROAD WITH THIS NEW COMPANY THAT
ARE TRYING TO TAKE YOUR LOADS?
MR."POLAR BEAR" HIMSELF, HUGH
ROWLAND AND MY DISPATCHER
DECIDED THEY WERE GONNA START UP
A COMPANY.
ND THEY'RE GOING FOR BLOOD.
SO WE GOT TO FIGHT BACK.
RIGHT ON.
I ATE A LOT OF PORK CHOPS
LAST YEAR.
I HAVEN'T TRIED BEAR YET, BUT
I'M NOT AFRAID TO TRY IT.
I CAN GUARANTEE YOU WE'LL
BOTH BE TOASTING ON A LITTLE BIT
OF BEAR AT THE END OF THIS
SEASON.
RIGHT ON.
LET'S GO ROCK AND ROLL.
YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT IT'S
LIKE TO LOSE A BUSINESS.
AND THAT'S WHAT HUGH ROWLAND IS
DOING TO MARK.
HUGH...I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU.
OKAY.
THIS JOB IS PRICELESS TO ME.
I NEED ALL THE HAULS I CAN GET.
> narrator: FOR DARRELL,
A PROFITABLE SEASON MEANS TAKING
THE SUMMER OFF TO SPEND TIME
WITH HIS KIDS.
RENO, YOU KNOW, BEING OFF IN
COLLEGE.
AND I HATE TO SEE RENO STRUGGLE
OR ANYTHING--FOR MONEY OR
ANYTHING.
I'D JUST AS SOON HE CONCENTRATED
ON SCHOOL INSTEAD OF HIS
POCKETBOOK, SO...
TARA WILL BE GRADUATED FROM
HIGH SCHOOL DOWN IN KANSAS AND
SHE'LL COME HOME.
AND IT'LL BE THE BEST SUMMER
I'VE EVER HAD.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT.
I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR THIS
SUMMER.
narrator: DARRELL'S
FIRST MISSION IS HAULING
CONSTRUCTION SUPPLIES TO BERENS
RIVER, ONE OF THE MANY
COMMUNITIES THAT SURVIVE ON
SHIPMENTS TRUCKED IN DURING
THE WINTER ROAD SEASON.
[horn blaring]
> YEAH, BABY! I AM ON THE
WINTER ROAD.
FIRST TIME.
narrator: DARRELL'S THE
FIRST TO BRAVE THE NEWLY OPEN
TRAIL THIS WINTER.
AND IF HE WANTS TO RACK UP
LOADS, HE'S GOTTA PLOW AHEAD
AT FULL STEAM.
GOT A LEFT-HAND TURN HERE.
WHOO!
THE SNOW IS A LITTLE DEEPER IN
HERE THAN WHAT I THOUGHT.
IT'S GETTING AWFUL HARD TO GET
THROUGH.
YOU KNOW, THIS [bleep] ROAD IS
A LITTLE--A LITTLE WESTERN.
THIS IS PRETTY RUGGED COUNTRY.
WHOA! HA!
WHOA! [bleep]
THIS IS THE LAST PLACE I WANT TO
BE SLIDING OVER THE ROAD AND
BEING STUCK AND SPENDING THE
NIGHT OUT HERE.
[horn blaring]
narrator: OUTSIDE WINNIPEG...
[horn blaring]
OKAY, NOW WE'RE GOING DOWN
THIS [bleep] THING HERE, EH?
narrator: VP EXPRESS'S NEW
DRIVER ART BURKE IS JUST TRYING
TO GET TO THE WINTER ROADS.
IT'S THEIR OWN [bleep]
FAULT.
WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IN THE
[bleep] YOU'RE GOING, YOU DON'T
KNOW WHERE IN THE [bleep] YOU'RE
GOING.
YOU GIVE SOMEBODY THE WRONG
DIRECTIONS.
YEAH, I FEEL LIKE A [bleep]
FOOL AND I DON'T FEEL IT'S MY
FAULT.
WELL, THIS OUGHT TO BE [bleep]
GOOD.
WE WENT ABOUT TEN [bleep]
KILOMETERS OUT OF THE WAY.
ONLY ONE WAY, BUDDY.
GEEZ.
narrator: IT'S THE FIRST HAUL
FOR HUGH ROWLAND'S NEW COMPANY.
25 MINUTES.
YEP.
narrator: AND IF HE DOESN'T
DELIVER, HE COULD LOSE HIS
$1/2 MILLION WASAGAMACK
CONTRACT.
UGH. HE'S PROBABLY GOING
LOW NOW 'CAUSE HE FIGURED--
PROBABLY FIGURED OUT IT'S
[bleep] ICY.
HE'LL BE BACK.
WELL, HERE THEY ARE UP HERE.
WELL, LOOK AT THIS.
[bleep]
WOW!
> ARTY, ARTY, ARTY, [bleep]!
THAT LAST END SLIDE THERE,
THAT'S REALLY [bleep] SLIPPERY,
EH?
[whistles]
[bleep] ME.
[bleep].
DID YOU SEE IT?
I [bleep] SEEN IT.
HE [bleep] JACK-KNIFED HERE.
BARELY MADE THAT [bleep] CORNER.
YOU NEVER [bleep] START TURNING
UNTIL YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE
A [bleep] CORNER.
WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON,
ARTY?
I'M LOOKING LIKE A [bleep]
FOOL HERE, BUDDY.
I KNOW.
I MEAN, [bleep], HUGH.
AND WHAT HAPPENED OUT HERE,
MAN?
THAT WAS SLIPPERY AS [bleep]
THERE, THAT WAS--
OH, I KNOW IT'S SLIPPERY.
VERY SLIPPERY.
THAT'S WHY I SAID GO SLOW.
YOU DON'T START TURNING UNTIL
YOU'RE [bleep] GOING SLOW ENOUGH
TO MAKE THE CORNER.
OH, WELL, IT'LL BE FINE.
THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL, MAN.
WE'LL BE FINE.
YOU WERE JUST ABOUT OVER IN
THE DITCH THERE.
NO, WE'LL BE FINE.
NO, IT'S NOT FINE WITH ME.
IF I SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT
HAPPEN AGAIN, YOU KNOW WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN.
I KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
HOW ABOUT IF I DON'T LEAD THE
[bleep]--HOW ABOUT IF I DON'T
LEAD?
OKAY.
BUT WE'LL BE FINE.
narrator: THE CONVOY GETS
BACK ON THE ROAD WITH VLAD IN
THE LEAD.
"I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW"
EVERYTHING "I KNOW."
narrator: AND ART ON THIN
ICE.
HE'S GOT TO FIGURE IT OUT.
'CAUSE IF HE DON'T FIGURE IT
OUT, HE AIN'T GONNA BE BACK.
SO WE'LL SEND HIM ON DOWN THE
ROAD, AND HE CAN ASK FOR A JOB
AT POLAR.
narrator: AS HUGH'S COMPANY
FINALLY CREEPS TOWARDS THE
WINTER ROADS...
100 MILES NORTH...
THE MORE NORTH WE GO, THE
MORE HAYWIRE IT GETS.
narrator: RIVAL DRIVER
DRIVER ALEX DEBOGORSKI IS
ALREADY KNEE DEEP IN THE BUSH.
OKAY, NOW WHAT DO WE GOT
HERE?
WE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF SIGNS.
AND IT SAYS...BLOODVEIN.
narrator: OUT HERE, THERE'S
NO CELL SERVICE, AND THE WINTER
ROADS AREN'T MARKED ON GPS.
I CAN'T SEE LISA BACK THERE
THROUGH THE CURVE.
[radio static]
LISA, YOU COPY?
[radio static]
LISA, YOU COPY?
IF I CAN'T SEE HER IN THE MIRROR
AND I CAN'T TALK TO HER ON THE
RADIO, THEN I DON'T HAVE ANY
COMMUNICATION WITH HER.
SHE COULD BE IN THE DITCH AND
WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
narrator: SOMEWHERE BEHIND
ALEX, ALASKAN ICON LISA KELLY IS
GETTING HER FIRST TASTE OF THE
CANADIAN WINTER ROADS.
I'M HOPING MY TRUCK HOLDS
TOGETHER.
THIS IS CRAZY.
narrator: SLOW GOING OVER
200 MILES OF RUGGED TERRAIN.
[rattling]
THIS IS HARD BECAUSE IT
TWISTS YOU UP LIKE A PRETZEL.
IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE I'M JUST
SITTING HERE HOLDING THE
STEERING WHEEL, BUT I'M GETTING
A WORKOUT.
I GUESS I'M GONNA KEEP GOING
WITH IT, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
DO I GOTTA TURN HERE?
OH, THIS IS QUITE A ROAD.
WAIT A MINUTE.
narrator: EARLY IN THE
SEASON, THE ICE IS STILL
FORMING.
DRIVING ONLY IN AREAS THAT HAVE
BEEN CLEARED FOR SAFE TRAVEL IS
A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
HEY, ALEX, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
SO I CAN'T HEAR ALEX.
I DON'T KNOW IF ALEX IS STRAIGHT
OR HE TURNED HERE.
I'M JUST GONNA GO THIS WAY.
CAN'T GET LOST.
[scoffs] IF THERE WAS TWO ROADS,
I'LL GET LOST.
OUR RADIOS AREN'T WORKING, SO
BASICALLY I'M GONNA KEEP AN EYE
ON THE MIRROR.
AND HOPEFULLY--YOU KNOW, WE'RE
NOT GOING SO FAST, THE SPEED'S
SLOWER ON THIS ROAD.
IT'LL BE THE TYPE OF ROAD THAT
LISA'S DRIVEN ON IN ALASKA, SO
LISA WON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH
THIS.
I'M NOT SURE WHERE I'M
SUPPOSED TO GO FROM HERE.
I CAN'T TELL.
I'M GONNA ATTEMPT
A COMMUNICATION, I THINK.
HEY, ARE YOU THERE?
ALEX, DO YOU COPY?
[static]
narrator: ALONE ON ONE OF
THE MOST REMOTE ROADS IN
MANITOBA.
[bird cawing]
I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE FOR
150 MILES.
narrator: POLAR DRIVER
DARRELL WARD PREPARES TO BE THE
FIRST THIS SEASON TO CROSS
BERENS RIVER.
COMING UP ON THE CROSSING.
CROSSING OVER ICE, YOU NEVER
KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT ENCOUNTER.
THERE COULD BE A CURRENT STREAM
UNDERNEATH THERE THAT'S THINNED
OUT ICE.
YOU CAN BUST THROUGH, YOU KNOW?
IT'S ALWAYS DANGEROUS.
ALWAYS DANGEROUS TO CROSS THE
ICE.
narrator: THE BERENS RIVER
ICE CROSSING HAS A WEIGHT LIMIT
OF 41 TONS, AND DARRELL'S
RIGHT AT THE LIMIT.
THEY SAID THIS LAKE WAS RIGHT
BEFORE YOU GET INTO BERENS
RIVER.
IT'S GOT A LOT OF SNOW ON IT.
THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE SAYING.
AND IT WAS PROTECTING IT FROM
FREEZING.
SO THIS ICE RIGHT HERE IS NOT
VERY THICK, YOU KNOW.
AND I'M HEAVY.
YEP. THAT WATER SPOT DOWN
THERE'S KIND OF BOTHERING ME A
LITTLE BIT.
IF THERE'S CURRENT GOING
UNDERNEATH THIS THAT'S NOT
FROZE.
I'M GONNA STOP RIGHT HERE AND GO
OUT HERE AND TAKE A LOOK REAL
QUICK.
YOU KNOW, I HAD A BROTHER.
GREG IS THE ONE THAT DROWNED IN
THE BITTERROOT RIVER WHEN HE
WAS 17.
SWIMMING IN THE RIVER, JUMPING
OFF THE BRIDGE.
JUMPED OFF.
NEVER CAME BACK UP.
IT JUST SENDS A SHIVER UP YOUR
SPINE AND A FEELING THAT YOU
HAVE NEVER FELT BEFORE.
LIKE, WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED
TO ME, YOU KNOW?
YOU FALL THROUGH THE ICE, IF YOU
MAKE IT BACK TO THE TOP, TO
THE SURFACE, THE TRUCK'S ON THE
BOTTOM.
YOU'RE OUT IN SUBZERO
TEMPERATURES BY YOURSELF.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA SURVIVE IT.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL RIDE THE TRUCK
TO THE BOTTOM.
IT'S GONNA BE A LOT LESS PAINFUL
THAN SWIMMING TO THE TOP WITH
NOTHING THERE TO HELP YOU
THROUGH IT.
DON'T GO TO THE TOP AND SUFFER
AND FREEZE.
TAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM.
HERE I AM, THE MAIDEN VOYAGE.
IT LOOKS LIKE I MADE IT OUT IN
THE MIDDLE, AND...THIS IS SURE
A SPOT RIGHT HERE.
WHOA.
IT FELT LIKE I HAD A [bleep]
TIRE KIND OF--OR SOMETHING JUST
KIND OF SLIPPED DOWN A LITTLE.
OH, YEAH.
I DON'T THINK IT FEELS REAL GOOD
OUT HERE.
FOR SOME REASON, I DON'T LIKE
THIS SPOT.
EASE OFF THIS EDGE.
KNOWING THAT I'M ON THE THINNEST
PART OF THE ICE HERE.
I'M JUST ABOUT TO IT.
I GOT ABOUT 30 YARDS TO GO.
I'M COMING UP TO SHORE ON THE
FAR SIDE HERE.
WELL, I MADE MY FIRST ICE
CROSSING WITHOUT FALLING
THROUGH.
PRETTY GOOD FEELING THERE.
RIGHT ON.
I'M HEADING FOR BERENS RIVER.
I'M READY TO GO GET RID OF THIS
LOAD.
narrator: WHILE DARRELL
ZEROES IN ON HIS DESTINATION...
WHY AM I COMPLETELY
DISORIENTED?
WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?
narrator: POLAR TEAMMATE
LISA KELLY IS FALLING BEHIND.
THE MAPS ARE NOT REALLY BEING
SPECIFIC HERE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THIS RED
LINE.
IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
TURNS OR ANYTHING.
WE JUST FOLLOW THE RED LINE, BUT
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THIS ROAD
AIN'T RED, IT'S WHITE.
narrator: UP AHEAD, CONVOY
PARTNER ALEX DEBOGORSKI IS ALSO
TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY.
THERE'S NO COMMUNICATION.
WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE
GOING.
WE GOT MAPS THAT TELL US
UNKNOWN ROAD, UNKNOWN ROAD,
UNKNOWN ROAD.
LIKE, HOW MUCH CONFUSION DO YOU
WANT JUST FOR A LITTLE JOB LIKE
THIS?
YOU KNOW, LISA--YOU KNOW, SHE
JUST DISAPPEARS.
I JUST KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HER
AND DROP THE LOAD.
AND I HOPE THAT I'LL BE SEEING
LISA SOON.
[dog barking]
YEAH, WELL, WE'RE HERE IN
BLOODVEIN AND NOW I GUESS LISA
IS LOST.
narrator: IN THE CANADIAN
WILDERNESS...
I FINALLY MADE IT TO BERENS
RIVER.
DROPPING OFF MY FIRST LOAD OF
THE SEASON.
SLIDE ALL OVER THE FREAKIN'
WILDERNESS, BUT I GOT HER HERE.
narrator: IN THE COMPETITION
FOR WINTER ROAD SUPREMACY, POLAR
IS THE FIRST TO HIT THE
SCOREBOARD AS DARRELL WARD
DELIVERS HIS LOAD OF
CONSTRUCTION SUPPLIES.
I KNOW I WAS THE FIRST ONE
OUT OF THE GATE THIS MORNING.
I HOPE I GOT ONE UP ON VP.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GET IT.
YOU KNOW, THOSE GUYS AT VP,
THEY HAVE NOTHING ON US.
I'M SURE ALEX AND LISA GOT THEIR
LOADS DELIVERED.
[horn blaring]
OH, YEAH. THIS IS ACTUALLY
A COOL PLACE.
WHOEVER SAID THAT YOU CAN'T GET
LOST IS LYING.
I MANAGED TO CATCH UP TO ALEX
HERE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
WELL, I LOST YOU BACK THERE
FOR A MINUTE.
THERE SO MANY ROADS.
WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY OUR GUY
RIGHT THERE.
ALL RIGHTY. SOUNDS GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
FIRST TIME ON THE WINTER ROADS,
IF IT GOES LIKE THIS, THEN I'M
LOST.
I'M JUST HERE TO GET THE JOB
DONE FOR MARK, SO...
WELL, WE GOT DARRELL HOPEFULLY
UNLOADED.
AND THEN ME AND ALEX ARE
UNLOADED.
both: [laugh]
GOT OUR FIRST THREE LOADS
DELIVERED FOR TEAM POLAR.
GOOD LUCK TO HUGH AND HIS
BUSINESS.
[laughs]
narrator: 200 MILES NORTH...
[horn blaring]
COMING INTO WASAGAMACK.
HOME STRETCH.
LUCKY WE GOT HERE.
narrator: HUGH ROWLAND AND
PARTNER VLAD PLESKOT NEAR THE
DROP-OFF POINT FOR THEIR FIRST
LOADS OF THEIR NEW BUSINESS.
[plays Russian National Anthem]
AND THE MAD RUSSIAN HAS HIS OWN
WAY TO CELEBRATE.
♪ ♪
[singing in Russian]
[horn blaring]
[laughing]
THAT MEANS IT'S A MONEY DAY.
IT'S A MONEY DAY.
WE MADE IT, BUDDY.
HOPEFULLY, WE GET UNLOADED
RIGHT NOW AND IF SO, THAT'S
GONNA BE GREAT, YOU KNOW?
I CAN HEAR CHA-CHING, CHA-CHING.
[laughs]
YOU HEAR THE CHA-CHING,
CHA-CHING?
YOU BETCHA, THIS IS A MONEY
DAY.
both: [laugh]
ARTY, YOU ON HERE?
ARTY, YOU ON THERE?
narrator: UNTIL ART REACHES
WASAGAMACK, VP CAN'T COLLECT ON
THEIR DELIVERY.
YEP, WE'RE WAITING HERE FOR
ART THERE, AND WE'LL OFFLOAD,
WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
THIS IS OUR FIRST TRIP UP HERE.
[bleep] HAPPENS, WE KNOW THAT.
BUT [bleep] COME ON.
GET IT TOGETHER, RIGHT?
I SHOULD BE GOING THE RIGHT
WAY.
WELL, WHEN SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW,
I MEAN, YOU DON'T USUALLY LEAVE
THEM BEHIND, RIGHT?
I'M SUPPOSED TO FIGURE THIS OUT
ON MY OWN?
IF YOU CAN'T LEAD ANYBODY UP THE
ICE ROAD, HOW YOU GONNA LEAD A
TRUCKING COMPANY?
WHERE IN THE HELL ARE WE ANYWAY?
DOES ANYBODY KNOW?
THIS IS NOT COOL.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH HAPPEN TODAY.
[bleep], THE ASS OF THIS IS
ALL OVER THE PLACE, BUDDY.
I'M IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE
RIGHT [bleep] NOW.
[bleep], WE'RE IN DITCH, BUDDY.
HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON.
PLEASE COME OUT OF THIS, PLEASE
GET COME OF THIS, PLEASE COME
OUT OF THIS.
WE'RE STUCK.
YOU [bleep] BELIEVE THIS?
WELL, WE'RE [bleep], BIG TIME.
I GUESS I'LL BE GETTING THE AXE
AFTER THIS ONE.
[wolves howling]
narrator: THIS SEASON ON
ICE ROAD TRUCKERS...
IT'S ALL DONE BY THE SEAT OF
YOUR PANTS.
SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.
narrator: POLAR INDUSTRIES
VERSUS VP EXPRESS...
THE WAR'S BEGINNING.
THE BATTLE LINES ARE DRAWN.
THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
narrator: IN A HIGH STAKES
PRIZE FIGHT ON THE WINTER
ROADS.
[laughs]
I HAVE A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE
WHO IS A SECURITY THREAT HERE AT
MY BUILDING.
[sirens wailing]
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO THE BOTH
OF YOU, ACTUALLY.
WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
WHERE DO YOU GET THE MONEY FROM?
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU.
END OF STORY.
OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
CROSSING THE RIVER ON THE ICE.
WELL, LORD GIVE US A HAND.
DON'T CALL ME AND TELL ME HOW
TO DO MY JOB.
WHY'S IT SPINNING?
OH, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.
I'M GONNA BURN THIS [bleep]
THING.
HOLY MACKEREL.
WHOA! HOLY [bleep]!
narrator: AND THERE'S NO
ROOM FOR SECOND PLACE.
NOBODY AROUND HERE KNOWS JACK
[bleep] ABOUT NOTHING.
I'LL STUFF THAT
[bleep]-SUCKER AND MAKE
A [bleep] MESS!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DO NOT
TRY THIS AT HOME.
YEAH, THE FEUD IS ON, MAN.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT MY
HATFIELD AND MCCOY HAT ON HERE
SHORTLY.
[horn blaring]
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