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Hey, stepdad.

What's going on? You look so depressed.

You look so depressed.

You need to get out of the house. We should go camping.

No. Yeah, come on. We'll meet up with JC and her stepdad. It'll be super fun.

Okay. Yeah?

Okay, let's go.

Hey, stepdad.

Oh, hi.

Dorian and Marilyn are about to be here to get ready with us for camping. You're

ready to get it?

Pretty much already dressed. I just have to get a couple more things together.

Why don't you help me out, okay? Of course. Let's go.

So excited.

Everyone ready or what? Yeah.

Ready for this trip? Yeah.

Doreen, you ready? Come on, right?

Yeah. He needs some cheerio.

Come on. Come on, Doreen. It'll be fun.

It'll be a really good time.

Okay. And we'll all get to spend some quality time together.

Yeah. Yeah. It'll be a fun time. Don't worry about that. We're playing.

You'll be happy after. Okay.

Let's go. Let's go.

Okay. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's go.

It's so cold.

I think, I'm pretty sure JC packed some warm clothes for us. Yeah. Yeah. Where's

the bag at? It should be the purple one.

The purple one?

Yeah. I only see the blue one.

There's no purple one, man. Did you not grab the purple book I had in the pack?

I thought you... No, I don't know. I thought you guys grabbed it. He ran off.

rushed out so fast, we probably forgot it. There's nothing in here besides a

couple notes and stuff.

I'm sorry, guys.

You know what's actually a good idea? We actually told some stories, like

camping stories, to help keep our mind off the cold, huh?

I mean, I could go first.

I actually have a really good camping story about your mom and how we met,

actually. It's like 10 years ago.

I met her mother while I was on camping by myself.

You know, I was recently single and everything, and I happened to stumble

your mom on a hike, and, well, you know, one thing led to another. I kind of

took her back to Penn and kind of hooked up a little bit.

Dad, what the fuck? In the forest or in the tent?

It was in the tent. We started outside the tent and died in the tent.

Are details necessary?

No.

Your mom, she's a woman.

She's a woman.

Wow.

She's not only your mom, she's a woman.

I mean, do you have any camping stories or anything like that?

For me, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was a lot. But that happened in the forest.

Oh, okay, I can, yeah. Oh, God, here we go. Yeah, I was working a local, I love

hiking, you know.

And I forget my water, so I saw

one hiker, like, really, really, really far from me, and I run, I run, and

I approach from the hiker, it was a really beautiful woman, like...

really full woman.

You know, with the inner shorts, the white tank top.

And really athletic. Like the girl, the girl would walk out every day. Like

every fucking day.

I swear.

And I asked her, like, I asked her for water and she gave

me a bottle that, you know, with all her movements were really

slow.

And she gave me the bottle.

Like sexual movement. I can't describe it really.

Like Jessica Rabbit would give you.

Totally. Totally.

And I took a sip of water. I don't know why I did it.

I threw everything on the white tank top.

And you saw the water like falling on the teeth.

So she smiled.

She gave me a smile, so I pushed her on the tree and I fucked her.

Oh my God!

And she was yelling like a pig, I swear.

Oh my God.

That's fucking disgusting and it's not making me any warmer. I'm a man.

This was before I met your mother, so I was a man like other men.

You don't need to know this.

On the tree.

And she was suffering, but she was really enjoying it.

I don't know. Are you any warmer? Because these stories aren't helping me.

No? Yeah. What is this about?

Nice try.

Attempt. You know, I actually have one other thing. How about we keep each

warm without buying temperatures?

Dad. It's almost.

It's true.

It's almost time to go to bed. It's going to get even colder. I saw

TV like that.

No.

I'm kind of with her, yeah.

I'm not kind of with my dad.

You're too small.

Yeah, you're too small to keep each other warm. We're a lot bigger and we'll

keep you warm throughout the night. We don't want our baby girls to freeze.

Yeah, that makes sense. This is horrible.

I can't believe we forgot the bag.

Ugh.

Alright, fine, fine. But the body warmth thing is a good idea. Instead of...

Maybe you, maybe I'll hug her through the night. How's that? We'll swap doors

something. I don't have no choice.

Either that or we're going to eat. I mean,

are you okay with that?

And one of the two, not my own dad.

Yeah. Are you okay with that? I mean, it's your dad.

I guess we can swap, yeah.

It'll be totally fine, all right? And you know what you do? We all got to get

undressed, okay?

And we'll swap and we'll just hug each other throughout the whole night.

We'll wake up fine, okay?

Nope, no funny business.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, we're just laying down.

That's it, just lay down. Come on.

Yeah, we'll just take our clothes off and go to sleep.

Um, in front of you guys? I don't want to get undressed in front of my dad.

Well, where are you going to get undressed? You can't go outside the

There's wolves. Well, then you guys go outside.

Or turn around. No, there's bears.

Fine, what could be dangerous to be naked outside? Turn around. Or turn

You don't need to look.

Okay. This is so fucking weird.

If you have another solution... If you have another solution, just let us know,

okay? Yeah, let us know. Maybe you guys should have been in charge of the bag

then. Well, we thought our doors were responsible enough to actually pack the

bag for this camping trip, but... Right. We can't fix it, though.

So weird.

Yeah, watch out.

Oh, what? Ow.

Sorry, it's just... Turn it right on.

Why are you even... There's not a lot of room in here, okay?

I'm just... This is so weird.

Get in there. There's not even enough room in here. Oh, my God. Dad!

Yeah, right. I'm a bit being cold.

Dad, sorry. Oh, my God.

Turn it around.

Everything's fine. Oh, my... Dad,

you're literally right by my ass. Okay, okay.

And you play, so.

Yeah, I don't know.

Fuck.

Okay, okay.

Put all our clothes on one side of the tent.

Oh, my God. Dad.

What? Is your dick hard right now? No.

Oh, my fucking God.

I still have the nose.

You're disgusting.

Give me the block. I can't see next to my dad right now. He's so gross. Okay.

Don't look.

Okay.

Let's get on the covers.

Pull this out.

So uncomfortable.

Let me just close the tent up for the night.

Yeah.

What the fuck are you doing?

What are you two doing?

I thought it was okay or something.

You saw that?

You start, yeah.

I didn't thought I heard you before when I was sleeping.

I thought you started it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You did it first.

My dad's fucking you?

My dad's fucking you?

This is so weird.

It's, you know, I just...

What can I say?

It's... I mean... You all said

you were cold and... It's between us only.

I mean... This is weird.

Yeah.

I mean... I mean, it's fine. You're not my daughter. Yeah.

So... I try to meet people, my best friends.

I mean...

Oh, my God. If your girl's got turned on by the story, I mean, it's okay, right?

Yeah. I'm sure it's going to have my depression.

Wow. But you want to make your dad happy, right?

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

Well, then.

Touch me with your foot.

Sorry, honey.

It's just tight.

Oh, my goodness.

Dad,

come on. Can you guys, like, flip around or something?

A little personal space.

Okay, okay. This is already weird enough.

Okay. Oh, my God.

What's this?

when I can't see people. Dude!

Good question.

Oh my god.

That's weird too.

Let's try not to look.

Dad, what are you doing?

I just... It flipped. Sorry.

Whatever.

Can you try to look...

Like the Jesus.

I don't know, girl. Tight quarters.

I can't look at you right now.

Dad,

you're so loud.

Oh, sorry.

Dad,

you're loud too.

Thank you.

My daughter's in, like, my straight view.

It's got weird.

It's okay.

Why are you touching me?

It's hurting.

It's so big.

She's rubbing me.

And your leg.

Why don't you maybe touch her breast?

Dad, why would you tell her to do that? Because you keep on yelling every time

at me to touch your breast.

Okay, and that's even weirder for you to tell her to.

I feel like you two probably never done anything before. It's different if she

requests it, you requested it. Can you request it for me?

I mean, it's not like we haven't hooked up before.

Do you mind?

That is true.

That's okay.

You're so fucking nice. Can you close it?

See, it's not so bad, right?

Not so sweet.

Wasn't that bad, right?

I feel so much better.

I mean,

it's not exactly like we're fucking each other.

Dad, not very good. We are fucking each other instead, actually.

I can fucking fight that.

Oh, my God.

Stop.

Why are you looking at me? You just have really nice eyes.

Oh,

my

God.

Dad.

Weird. So weird.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

come on. Your knee is touching mine. I'm sorry. It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Why?

Why are they doing this?

I don't know. That's so weird.

Oh, God.

So inappropriate.

Put it back.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

come on.

It's fine. I'm just one.

Okay, just the one.

Don't make it any weirder than it is.

What if, um... What if, um... What if you turned around and you, uh... Let her

eat your pussy?

What?

It's not people's bad, right?

Um... I guess.

Her eat my pussy?

Yeah. I'll show you.

Okay.

Alright, but now we're super close.

Well, I mean we are super close. That's kind of the whole point.

I can grab just the one tip from that angle.

See, it's so much easier.

Okay, guess.

Oh, my God.

Dad,

your cock is right by my face. No, no worries.

I don't remember you being really good at that.

I mean I guess it's only fair.

Dad, your dick's in there.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Dad. It slipped, honey. I'm so sorry.

Don't let it slip again.

I can't help it. She pushed it out on me.

She keeps on pushing me out, honey. I'm sorry.

Yeah, Dad.

Really?

It's so weird seeing you finger my friend.

No. I know.

You're not.

Dad.

I mean, baby, come on. Are you wanting me to suck your dick or something?

I mean, just the tip. Just the tip. That's it.

Just the tip.

Okay.

Don't make it weird.

Just a little bit.

Are you sucking your dad's dick?

No, no. No, she wasn't. What the fuck?

Dad, your balls are hitting my face.

Just a little bit.

I mean... Just a little bit.

No, dad.

I mean... Alright, maybe.

I don't think so.

Just get used to it a little bit more.

Sorry. Dad!

Sorry. Oh, it fell right on my face.

It's fine. It's fine.

I'm sorry for that.

I wasn't sucking it.

Um, everyone's business is in my face right now, so I think it is.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God,

Dad.

Fuck it.

You're definitely fucking your dad's dick.

She's just moving it up for you, okay?

Dad!

Why don't you try your dad, huh?

You can't show off.

I don't know if I want to. That's so weird.

So weird?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

No, that's nothing.

If she wants to try.

Oh, my God.

It's okay.

It's okay?

Try it. Oh, it's okay.

Oh, my God.

Try it.

Oh,

yeah, that's what it is.

Oh, my God.

What is happening right now?

Not that bad, right, girls?

Not that bad, right?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Your balls are all in my face.

Thank you, baby.

Okay. Okay.

I'm like dying down here, you guys.

Okay. What is happening right now?

We are fucking on doors now.

I don't know, I guess.

Come on. Come on, honey.

It's okay.

It's kind of weird.

Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's okay, girls.

Yeah. Never talk about it.

No one's going to know. No one's out here.

They're just up in the woods.

I mean, if I do it, you have to do it.

Are you going to do it?

She did it.

Clearly she's doing it. Oh my God.

I mean, I guess.

I don't know.

You're really about to fuck him?

I mean, you only live once, I guess.

I don't know if I can.

I mean, it doesn't feel too wrong.

I mean, yeah.

You should try it.

Mean I'm already doing it

Are you sure this isn't weird?

Until then.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Yes.

It feels great, you know, right?

I mean, it doesn't not feel great, but this is fucking weird.

Let's keep the weird out of it. It's great, right?

It's kind of hard to not think about that.

It's kind of not hard to think about that.

I just feel like I'm going to regret this later.

The nursing is okay.

I just never talked about it again.

I'm really fucking warmed up now.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

You have a big dick, Dad.

Oh, my God.

That's deep.

See, I told you it wasn't that bad.

He's daddy, I want it all.

Oh, fuck.

I want it all in my pretty little face.

I fucking want it.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

We really just did that?

Oh, wow.

Well, I mean, it was fun.

Yeah. Yeah. It stays in the tent, though. Thanks for coming on my face,

You're welcome.

Thanks, Dad.

He cut it everywhere.