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I'm serious, boy.

We'll fucking kill you. We own guns, you know.

Yeah, you hurt my sister, and you died.

This was how my boyfriend Tate met my two stepbrothers on Christmas morning.

It was Christmas of 2015 when Tate and I decided it was time to meet each

other's families. We would spend the day before Christmas with his family and

Christmas Day with mine. We weren't engaged at this point. I think that was

plan. What?

This place is huge.

I mean, I guess.

If everything worked out.

What?

You know that I was raised by a single mom.

Yeah? So?

So I came from, like, no money. My place is nothing like this.

Money doesn't matter.

I'm going to love your family, and you're going to love mine.

I hope so.

I really want them to like me.

They'll love you.

Sucky!

Sucky?

It's the little nickel my stepmom gave me.

Sucky, I miss you so much.

Hi, Mom.

Miss you, too. This is Dallas.

No Christmas sweater?

Oh, I, um... He just loves Christmas sweaters. I can't believe he didn't tell

you. Mom.

Fine. Daddy and Eggnog are in the living room. Let's go.

I'd only been there a few minutes, and I already knew that they were going to

hate me.

You two won't be sleeping in the same room while you're here.

I was like, that's okay. That's fine. I just don't like women making that

assumption.

In my house, I should be the most important woman in my son's life. And if

can't share a bed with him, well, neither can you.

No problem.

Preston?

you go check on Victoria?

Victoria? Yes, absolutely.

She's probably asleep upstairs all together.

You've got to have everyone here to open the presents.

And I've got something so warm and sexy.

So, Victoria is you and Preston's daughter?

Victoria is my daughter and Preston's stepdaughter. But he loves her as if she

was his own.

Just like I love Tate as a piece of my own.

You're all very close.

Family should be close.

There's no greater bond than the love between a parent and a child.

And don't you forget it.

I think you're supposed to be downstairs opening gifts.

But I've got a present up here for you to unwrap.

I think that gift is better saved for later when everybody's asleep.

I'll be quick, I promise.

Come on.

Are you really going to deny me, Daddy?

I love it when you call me Daddy.

Lock the door.

Good night.

I didn't even put a bow on it.

You have something for me too.

I do.

But it's not a surprise.

I have no idea.

I have no idea.

Please.

Oh, God.

You're so perfect.

um um

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

It's like a cackle day.

Oh my god.

Meaning?

You don't want me to come, do you?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Christmas doesn't come early. Oh, yeah.

Christmas doesn't come early.

Thank you for coming.

Oh, yes.

Amen.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, yeah.

Yeah.

Christmas came early.

Anyway, after all.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Dallas, can you go and see what's taking Preston and Victoria so long?

Oh, I guess I should put my wedding ring.

Moda was wondering where you guys were.

She wanted me to come check in on you. She gets like this around the holidays

every year.

I can barely wait to open up all the gifts. Are you sleeping with my son?

Don't be shy.

We don't believe in secrets in this family.

What do you think of my family?

What's with this nickname?

Sucky? Your stepmom's always calling you that?

It's stupid.

Hey, why don't you sneak in later?

I just came in to think of things.

Why didn't you tell her?

About?

You sucky.

Yes,

yes, yes!