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Where'd it go?

Did you see it?

Yeah, I see it, boss.

Normally a person would call that an
accident. Your game is way off. It's

to hell.

It's only a game.

Yeah, well, maybe it's all a game.

The parties, the booze, the women, the
rock and roll, all bouncing around your

life like that ball.

Raul, first it's the money, then it's
the parties, the booze, the women,

whatever. But first, it's the money.
Never forget that.

You're falling apart, boss.

I know what's happening. I'm not feeling
good about it, okay?

You missed.

Susie's. Yeah, I miss her.

And you loved her very much.

You did.

That's right.

So find me another one.

You don't need another one. What you
need is a new star.

A new Susie. And you got the eye for
talent.

Yeah, I got the eye for talent. But I
blew it with Susie.

I didn't treat her right.

Just like a package.

That's all she was to me, a package.

She was a hot singer, sexy singer.

Just to use for the moment.

I treated all women that way.

Maybe I'm an asshole. What do you think?

Maybe I'll find her. Maybe I won't.

Look, I'm done with this game today.

I'm going to take a shower. Pick me up
in front of the place in 30 minutes, all

right?

I think you're in the wrong shower.

Really? Yeah. You think I'm that stupid?

I guess not.

Thank you.

That's probably the lady's dressing
room. You know, I always said this place

poorly constructed.

Yeah, they made these walls paper thin.

That sounded like, fuck me.

I keep on looking over there.

I ain't never seen a woman fuck like
that.

Hey, Al.

I hate to tell you this, but I think
that's your wife.

What? Are you crazy?

Is it?

club today?

Who the hell are you?

I've been thinking of what you said
yesterday on a golf course.

What's that, boss?

About a new Susie?

You need one. You're in a slump.

Yeah, I know.

What was the name of that sort of
country singer I was listening to?

Opal Kincaid.

Yeah, yeah, Opal Kincaid.

Feisty broad.

Slapped me across the face.

Yeah, and it's just what your face
needs. More punches.

You think that's funny?

I'm sorry, boss. I'm sorry. Just
remembering an old joke. I'm sorry.

We need somebody like her.

Sounds good to me.

She had talent.

She did.

Right between her legs.

What are you talking about?

I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm
sorry.

I'm going to make a call.

To who?

Opal, right?

No, no, not Opal. She's long gone. I'm
not into that country crossover stuff

anyway. That girl we saw the other
night, that real cute girl at Jake's

The blonde?

Yeah, yeah. Well, she's sort of blonde.

I'm gonna give her a call.

Oh, all right.

I'm with you.

Hello, Barbara. This is Z .W. McCain.

Z .W. McCain.

Professional manager.

I promote rock concerts, handle rock
stars.

Romance, beautiful women.

Yeah, now you remember?

Good. Look, I've got some great news for
you. I want you to take a little cruise

with me.

A cruise on my yacht.

I want you to clear your throat and
we'll talk over some business.

I've got big plans for you. Look, my
driver will pick you up tomorrow.

Goofy, he just hung up.

Who just hung up?

I think my new manager.

He's the man, Susie Mitchell.

Wow, Susie Mitchell?

Yes. She's my favorite.

Oh, I can't wait.

My good luck name.

Trust me.

Trust me.

Look, I'd like to show you the rest of
the boat downstairs.

You see?

Step.

Step. Step.

Some sailor you are.

The boat is so beautiful.

Hey, W, I'm really impressed.

I didn't think you got all this from
rock and roll.

That's right, Sue.

I'm going to have to get used to that
name.

You're going to have to get used to a
lot of things.

When I start working on you, which is
right now, things are going to be

happening so fast, you won't have time
to go to the bathroom.

Well, I better have time to do that.

That's just the figure of speech. You
know what I mean.

Look, I'm having some new material
written for you.

I also have you set up this test
engagement at this new club in a couple

weeks. Then we go into the studio, cut
an album.

We'll make a music video off the best
single. I also have you scheduled about

three guest appearances on some big
network TV shows, then the concert tour.

I can't believe you're doing all this
for me.

It's not just for you, Susie.

I'm a businessman.

But, uh, you are pretty.

This movie's romantic, huh?

Did you feel that light?

Wow! Look at that!

So what?

They're fu -

Sweetheart, people do it all the time.

On a boat in front of everybody?

Everybody? Who's here? In front of who?

What about the Coast Guard?

There ain't no Coast Guard here.

Oh, you're right.

What if they come?

Oh, they got any laws against fucking?

Don't they?

I don't think so.

Well, then let's do it.

We do that, who's going to run the ship?

Well, we can try doing both.

Both?

Yeah.

Fuck it. Fuck

it.

No, thanks.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Good night.

Good night, buddy.

That is so nasty.

Tell me how you need me so Then you say
you have to go So afraid of missing your

connection Well, maybe I don't
understand The way I fit into your plan

Mama said you'd never settle down Tell
me how you love me so

Then you say it's time to go Leaving me
to wander all alone

Maybe you don't understand that when
you're gone, I miss you so.

Mama said you'd never settle down.

But if you can.

I said, never meant to nothing.

You hang out with those friends of
yours. I never know just where you are.

Sometimes you don't even make it home.

When I think I've had enough, when I
look into your eyes, Mama says, girl,

you're

But do you really mean them?

Oh, my mama says you'd say anything,
anything that you knew I wanted to hear.

You tell me you care, but I don't
believe it.

Luigi, we need a favor.

You know this new singer, Susie Wilson?

Yeah, sure. She's very popular.

Well, I'd like to meet her.

You know I have a predilection for
thrushes.

Does that mean you like singers?

Precisely.

Mr. LaDuca, she's on a personal contract
to Z .W. McCain.

Well, Luigi, I'll tell you what.

I think it is time that I put out my
personal contract on Z .W. McCain.

Yo, Billy!

Mitch!

You seen Raul?

No, no, I didn't see him.

Look, hey, by the way, how do you like
new Susie?

She's good, man. She's right on it. I
really think so. I'm so happy I found

And also, I'll tell you, I'm glad you
stuck with the band. I always did like

Yeah, well, you know, I like living in L
.A.

You know, you're a good musician. You
got a good head.

But do me a favor.

Raul's not here. I don't know where the
fuck he is.

Drop me down at the studio, okay?

Yeah, no problem. Where's your car?

It's right here.

You know, if you want me to drive a
better car, you should pay me more

You ever clean this thing?

No.

Hey, hey, hey, wake up, wake up. There's
an old green car over there. Let's

follow it.

Okay, okay, speed up. Up around this
corner, there's a drop -off. I want you

knock him over the edge.

You tell me what happened.

I don't know.

Where the fuck am I?

What's that? Huh?

We were in the car, remember? We were in
the car.

Your pants are dirty.

Someone drives up the road or something?

Oh, gee.

Look at my car.

Let's, uh... We gotta find a phone.

Oh, man.

You all right?

Help you up?

Huh? Were you dizzy?

Let's, uh, let's find a false alarm.

It's like they didn't break my hand, you
know what I mean?

Oh, no!

Uh -oh. Hi, girls. Girls, girls.

We didn't mean to interrupt your game.

We didn't mean to interrupt your game,
but we just had an accident down by the

fence. We want to use a telephone.

Yeah, yeah, look, it's cool. It's cool.
We're from the music business. Yeah,

yeah, we're in the music business, and
all we want to do is use your phone.

No. Right, we just want to call the auto
club.

Yeah, yeah, the auto club.

You don't... No, you don't understand.

You don't understand.

No, but it's... You understand.

Listen to me.

No, we just want to use your phone!

What's wrong with the Auto Club?

Why don't we follow them? Maybe wherever
they're going they have a phone.

colony for women only, and you two
certainly don't look like women to us.

This is La Femme nudist colony.

Well, that's obvious.

Yeah, like, no men allowed.

It's just for girls.

We just had an accident with the car
down the road, you know?

I'm sorry, but we do have our rules, you
know? And we must abide by them.

No one's allowed to wear any clothes.

And that goes for you guys, too.

Uh, would you, would you like to use
this?

But first, no clothes.

Rules, remember?

Yeah, rules.

The girls and I were having a little
discussion while you were chasing us.

Yeah?

And we decided that we might break one
little rule. Yeah, we might just make

our special guest for today.

Just for a little while. That is, if you
can perform.

We all get off.

Excuse me a sec.

Okay,

okay. Okay,

we'll do it.

Yeah. What's your girls' names?

Mary. Mimi.

Mona. Molly.

4Ms. Sounds like a musical group.

Yeah, right.

Hey, can you do a thing?

Well, we play flute.

Skin flute.

Skin flute. That's a joke. That must go
with...

you

It feels good.

Oh.

How nice of you to join me for lunch,
Miss Wilson.

Why, thank you, Mr. LaDuca.

You're quite well known for being a
gentleman. Well, I am of the old school.

If that's what politeness and generosity
is. Oh, you are charming, Susie. May I

call you Susie? Yes.

I've been listening to your songs for
days now, and I've been very anxious to

meet you. You're a very nice and a very
beautiful woman. Why, thank you. But let

me tell you the real reason I've asked
you here for lunch.

Please, I'm very curious.

All right. It concerns you, Mr. McCain.

Z .W.? Yes, Mr. Z .W. McCain.

Not the nicest man in the music
business.

Now, wait a minute. Z .W. has done
everything for me. Well, he's not going

anything for you anymore, dear.

What do you mean?

I mean that I have bought up your
contract from Mr. Z .W. McCain to settle

old debt and a family embarrassment.

I'm going to have to talk to Z .W. about
that. Well, I'm afraid you'll have a

little difficulty reaching me. He's not
available by phone, you see. He's gone

on a rather extended vacation.

He's, uh...

He's on the continent.

Which continent?

One of the far continents.

But that's not important now. What is
important is that you can profit a great

deal from the Leducat Touch.

There's a lot of money in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas?

Yes. I have scheduled you to headline in
one of the casinos in which I am a

silent partner.

You're going to see a very large piece
of the action, Susie Wilson.

Gee, that's very nice of you.

You're quite welcome.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting tonight
in our lounge, the newest musical

sensation of Las Vegas, Susie Wilson and
the Sex Pirates.

And boy, whenever I'm with you All I
want to do is be alone with

you

not to come in here, Susie. I told them
nobody was allowed in here, but they

forced their way in.

ZW, I thought you were on the continent.

Not quite.

Continent? What continent?

No, he was in a car accident.

He would have called you. Shut up, Raul.

Susie, you need to get changed, and
these two assholes need to get the hell

of here.

Wait a minute, Diane. This is my old
manager.

Old manager?

What the hell's going on here? Could
someone tell me?

Well, it's all been happening so fast, I
don't even really know myself.

I'm detained for a few lousy stinking
days and I come back and you're gone.

Z .W., you sold my contract.

I didn't sell anything. You sold out,
Mr. McCain. That's what you did.

Oh, no, not again.

That's right, Mr. McCain, not again.

You move in on me once, that is enough.

You touch my family and you are as good
as dead.

I thought we took her that long time
ago.

Well, I have a predilection for her.

Never mind.

What? What?

What about territory?

I own this place.

I own her.

Nobody owns me. Shut up, Barbara. No,
you set up. I'm not a pawn.

You are a pawn. You are a star, Susie.

Without this wimp. I set her up. I can
tear her down. You can do nothing. I

thought a pawn was a fish or something.

That's a prawn.

Look, I don't know why you got a heart
on about me, but I'm not taking any more

of your crap or anybody else's.

We're leaving.

Of course you are.

Mr. McCain.

Luigi!

Mr. McCain and his party would like the
scenic drive.

Come on, Susie, let's go. You go. Come
on, sweetheart, come on. She stays.

Come on, sweetheart.

Luigi!

Mr. V .W. and his friend would like to
see more of our marvelous Nevada desert,

and they've picked a perfect night for
it. It's a full moon, Raoul.

Don't say a thing.

Don't say a fucking thing!

What's going on?

Sounds great.

Got a new song, huh?

Yeah, yeah, I'm working on a hit.

It's going to go right through the pot,
huh?

Well, let's just say it kind of feels
good.

Do you want to hear it?

Sure. Diane, I'll see you later.

Goodbye, Billy.

Good night.

Take it easy, Di.

Hey, Billy, what do you got for me?

It's a good show tonight, huh?

It was a great show. I'm really pleased.

You were cooking, baby.

You know, uh...

I kind of like working on my own stuff,
you know, my own time.

Yeah?

I know you're the star and everything,
but I was wondering maybe I could work a

solo into the show.

I'd love it. That's a great idea.

No one's my boss. No one says that we
can't change the act.

You really mean that? Yeah.

You want to hear it?

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was so beautiful.

It's just like falling in love.

She'll give us some food, some clothes,
we'll have a good time, we'll give us a

ride back to town. I know her!

Well, it's only one mile, uh... You sure
about this? Yeah!

Uh, pretty sure.

Alright. Come on, alright!

You don't have to hang around.

I know you'd rather be free.

You boys look a little over -anxious,
don't you?

Yeah, right. Where's the Duchess? Right
here.

Hi, Duchess. It's me, Raoul.

So it is.

Honey, you look like Scotty of Death
Valley. What the hell are you doing

wandering around like that?

Uh, that's a long story. Duchess, I want
you to meet my boy. This is E .W.

McCain.

Nice to meet you. Howdy. Welcome to the
ranch.

Well, you've got a nice place here.

Damn nice, isn't it? Especially when
you're wandering around the desert

Well,

we had a little car accident.

Yeah, and our clothes burnt up in the
fire.

you weren't wearing them at the time.

Well, we have to, you know, use them to
try to put out the fire.

Sounds like a pile of bullshit to me.

But never mind that.

You boys look like you could use a bath.

And a good drink.

And some spaghetti.

And maybe a good fuck.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's so good.

Just put it in there.

Just a little?

Yeah, just a little.

I just lick it.

We'll just call it.

Oh, crazy tongue.

You'll be nice.

Let me see how I do it.

Ooh. See you at my club.

fucking pizza.

what comes over me.

Don't apologize. It was fine.

You got a pretty good voice under the
circumstances.

Something that I've been doing ever
since I've been here at the ranch.

I don't know. When I came, it felt so
good that I started singing.

I've been doing it ever since.

I don't know. Some people think it's
unusual.

Well, don't be embarrassed.

I think it's great.

In fact, I'll tell you what.

If you ever come to Hollywood, you look
me up.

I'll give you an audition.

Okay.

I'm serious.

I really am. I'm Z .W. McCain.

I discovered Susie Wilson and Susie
Mitchell.

Did you really?

That's right.

They are both so hot and so sexy.

Yeah. Look, what's your last name?

Hickenlooper.

Well, we'll do something about that.

Look, I have to see Duchess to get some
clothes and get out of here.

I hope I see you again.

Me too.

Thanks a lot, Duchess. We'll mail these
clothes back to you when we get home.

You boys sure look pretty.

Oh, thanks, Duchess. You like it?
Listen, thanks for putting this up. I

appreciate it. See you, girls. Okay,
take care.

Bye. Bye.

If things work out, you'll be hearing
from me.

Thank you, Mr. McCain.

What do you think, Raul?

Nah.

Anybody else in the back?

Nope, that's it, boss.

All right, why don't you bring the car
around? Let's get the hell out of here.

Mr. McCain?

Yes?

It's me, Tina.

Tina who?

Tina Hickenlooper.

From the Lickety Split Ranch.

Oh, Tina.

Wow.

It's you.

I didn't have an appointment or
anything, but I thought I'd take you up

offer. What?

I want you to hear me sing.

Out of bed, that is.

Well, I was just about to leave.

Please. Oh, of course. Come on, go
ahead.

What are you doing?

Go. Go, go, go! Okay, okay, okay.

pick on somebody else.

No.

Mr. McCain, we're here, aye, for talent.

My money.

I think we can do a little business.

What have you got up your sleeve?

Nothing, Mr. McCain. I'm just a
businessman. All I'm in it for is the

Are you serious?

Trust me.

All right. That sounds great.