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What's wrong?

No, It's nothing...

Hey, isn't that the Jil guy?

Yeah, the Dragon Slayer kid.

He looks like just a kid, but he was really something else that day.

Nah, I always knew there was something special about him

Hi, Jil!

Jil!

H-Hi!

A little confident, are we?

W-What was that?

You made a name for yourself, and let it get to your head, huh?

W-Well, yeah...

I suppose I did get a little famous.

Why, you!

Cut it out, that tickles!

I can't stand your composure! How could you get ahead of me!

Around here...

Kaaya!

What's wrong?!

I actually have an incurable illness...

It's called "Addayu Enke Emezia Fever."

I've never heard of such an illness.

That's because it's incurable.

I see... Addayu... what was it again?

Addayu Kelululu Fever.

That sounds different from before...

I-It's such a terrible illness, it can't even be pronounced twice.

The cure for this illness is inscribed on a stone slab somewhere in the Tower.

In fact, I started climbing in order to search for it.

I see...

Is that so?

I've never heard of it before.

So, where is this stone slab?

There...

Quickly move the lever in that boulder while pressing in the button...

Right nine times, up twice, left twice, down nine times.

Right nine times.

Up twice.

Left twice.

Down nine times!

It's in there...

Okay!

Beyond the door, on the top floor...

Got it! I'll go fetch it!

Wait here, Kaaya! I'll definitely save you!

Hey, could this be...

Yeah...

Father, I shall go now.

An insurrection! It's the Adda Army!

I'm sorry, but His Highness is...

Wait, stop!

If you leave me, too...

Ki!!

Your Majesty, are you tired?

No...

It's all right, continue.

The climbing unit lead by Commander Kelb,

...while sustaining the aforementioned casualties, has defeated the Dragon.

We have conquered the Shrine of Bronze.

What a waste of resources.

Yet another failure.

We don't have the budget for this...

A Tower inside the Tower?

Is it the Tower of Druaga from the past?

It's probably... the sixty-floor Tower that king Gilgamesh climbed.

Why is it here... ?

I wonder if Jil-sama is all right?

Don't worry about Jil-san. Look...

We can see inside with this.

What the... ?!

A Slime?!

Wha... ?! My body... I can't move!

Jil-san, calm down!

Kaaya?!

I will control you now.

Control me... ?

What are you talking about...

Huh?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I see... So we can control Jil with this.

Someone, light the candle.

This?

(#$%&!@^)

You should be able to borrow a notebook from there.

Notebook?

(#$%&!@^)

Please read it.

"How to reveal the treasure chest on Floor 1: Defeat the three Green Slimes."

What is this?

"Defeat three Green Slimes"... Got it!

Help meee!

This is the third!

Jil-san, open the treasure chest!

This?

When you take the item, you will go to the next floor!

"Copper Mattock. Effect: You can destroy one wall per floor...

...If you use it twice, it will break."

I see... I'm starting to understand this.

So he'll collect an item on every floor while climbing up.

What a rewarding Tower to play in.

Next! Please read it!

"Jet Boots. Effect: Speed is doubled."

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

I see. This is fun.

Isn't Jil-sama going to die?

Melt-san... If you're going to play around, will you please get off?

Ah, right... Sorry.

Is it me, or did the mood turn bad?

It is because you cannot take a hint, Master.

Next, please read.

"Floor 4: Pass in front of the exit.

The item is the Chime. It will show you where the key is."

"Floor 10: Block the Red Slime's magic with your shield."

Block it?! The magic?! With my shield?!

Now!

No way! I'm scared!

"The item is the Gauntlet. Effect: ...

...None."

What's that?

Jil went inside.

Why don't you guys go in, too?

In there? Why?! What if it's dangerous?

But there might be treasure or something!

What's going on here?

Next!

"Floor 11: Touch the southern end of the outer wall...

... The item is the Candle. Effect: You can see ghosts."

Next!

"Floor 12: At the southernmost corridor, wait for a Druid to pass.

The item is the Red Armor.

Defense up."

This might take a while.

I've got it.

There are sixty floors in total

Huh? The door!

I see

You've forgotten to take the key!

If you don't hurry, you'll run out of time!

Oh, no!

Whoa, something's coming!

What's this, a flying spirit?! Hot! Hot!

Hurry! The Will o' Wisp is here!

I know! Leave it to me!

It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! Help meee!

I'm tired of this.

What did you say?!

Next!

"Floor 18: Wait a while, without touching the outer wall.

The item is the Dragon Slayer...

...Attack power up, and you can defeat Dragons."

Next!

You aren't finished yet?

The mood's still bad...

Like I said, it is your fault, Master.

I think it's about time to stop, though...

Aren't you tired too, Jil?

Melt, let me do this!

If I don't do my best here...

...Kaaya will...

Kaaya's illness will never be cured!

Wait for me, Kaaya! I swear I will save you!

She looks completely fine to me...

Jil-sama is just a nice person.

Oh, there you are.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Hey hey, that looks like fun!

No kidding! Let me try next!

Look everyone! They sell candy here!

This brings back memories!

Next!

"Floor 28: Stand still in front of the door with your sword drawn...

...The item is the Book of Gates.

Without this, you will be unable to see the exits on the floor above."

Next!

"Floor 29: Spin around three times...

The item is the Gold Mattock. You can break any number of walls."

It sounds pretty noisy out there...

Sounds like fun...

(#$%&!@^)

I'll take some pickled plums and finger smoke.

Is there really a winner here?

(#$%&!@^)

Say, it sounds pretty noisy out there, What's going on?

It's nothing. Next!

"Floor 33: Walk past the Silver Dragon."

Walk past!

Dragon?! Dragon, you say... ?

It's huge! I'm dead! I'm dead! help meee!

Wook, my hongue ith purple!

Oh, please! Stop that!

Want a drink?

Sure.

Let me see.

Here you go...

I see.

He's spoiled.

So spoiled.

This is difficult to drink.

He's definitely spoiled.

So spoiled.

Really spoiled.

Sounds pretty fun over there.

It's your imagination.

"Floor 35: Walk past two Ropers."

Walk past!

Tentacles! Tentacles, tentacles!

The treasure chest appeared!

What's this potion...?

"The item is...

...Poison."

Jil!

Hey! Get a hold of yourself!

Oops.

Did he die?

It's okay!

As long as we have coins, we can start over from Floor 1!

Huh...? I thought I died...

"How to reveal the treasure chest on Floor 1: Defeat three Green Slimes."

Again?!

"Floor 10: Block the Red Slime's magic with your shield."

Block with the shield!

Start over!

"Floor 23: Defeat three Wizards without defeating any slimes."

Three Wizards!

You guys suck. Let me at it.

You're surprisingly dexterous.

Aren't I?

"Floor 40: Walk past a Roper."

Walk past!

Tentacles, tentacles! Nooo!!

Ah, the treasure chest appeared. It's a potion...

"The item is Deadly Poison."

Start over.

Hey, isn't this taking a long time?

It's sixty floors, after all.

Oh, damn! We had something we had to do!

Ah, that's right! I uh, have to feed my cat!

That's right, that's right!

I forgot to lock my house door! I gotta go home!

Shall we get going, too?

Yeah. It's a pity we can't stay around until the end...

I'm totally sick of this...

Okay, we'll be leaving now!

Say hi to Jil for us!

I remembered a rumor I heard long time ago.

Somewhere around here, a sealed stone is...

What are you talking about?

I simply want to cure my illness.

We'll be leaving as well.

Everyone has left.

It doesn't matter.

It's nice and quiet now.

What is he saying?

He says, "Aren't you guys gonna buy something?"

And, hmm...

"I'm closing shop at sundown."

"And I'll be putting that machine away, too."

What did he say?!

Good timing... let's stop for now.

No...! Why now?

We've come all this way!

Kaaya, Jil is at his limit.

Why are you so obsessed with the Tower?

That's right.

Why don't you tell us the real reason?

What is inside this Tower?

Well...

Kaaya...

Continue... I'll be fine...

I promised...

...that I'd climb this Tower, for you...

Jil-san...

Does Jil like Kaaya or something?

No, I think he is just a nice person.

All right, I will continue!

You're continuing?!

I'm continuing... I must continue at all costs!

If that is what Jil-san desires!

She has made it Jil-sama's fault!

"Floor 23: Only defeat three Wizards...

...Item: Holy Tome."

Next!

"Floor 26: Take the key, then defeat a Druid...

...Item: Gold Gauntlet."

Next!

"Floor 31: Press the Start button. Item: Pearl."

Next!

"Floor 45: Defeat the Knights in the order of Lizards, Hyper, Mirror, Black, Blue...

...Item: Legendary Sword."

Start over...

"Floor 46: Walk around the floor while hugging the outer wall...

...Item: Blue Necklace."

Next!

Finally, Floor 59...

Huh? I can move my body...

From this floor on, it seems you can move freely.

Oh?

Let's continue. "Floor 59...

...Defeat Druaga.

If you win, you can proceed to the next floor."

Easy for you to say!

Will he be okay?

Probably... Even if he loses, we still have two coins left.

The coins...

Want a drink?

Jil-san, stop! Run away! We're out of coins!

Jil-san!!

He's fast!

Damn!

What...was that...?

Take this! And this! And this! And this!

Floor... 60...

What the hell?

Pazuz-sama...!

Don't panic!

It can't be... This could be bad...

The Tower... The Tower!

So... at last...

This is... Gil's sword...

Young one...

You will soon encounter three betrayals...

But, you must not lose hope.

Because that which you seek lies at the top of the Tower...

Jil-san... Thank goodness!!

Didn't I die on Floor 60?

No coins, you said...

Is this some kind of miracle?

No, I returned a soda bottle, and got one coin back.

You ruined it!

What is that?

Huh? This is...

The stone slab? When did I pick this up...?

Kaaya, is this what you were looking for?

Yes...

That's great.

I hope your illness is cured soon.

Illness?

Ah, my illness! Yes, yes, that's right!

That incurable illness is...

Cured already!

Really?

Yes! Thanks to you, Jil-san.

You've finally awakened, sleepyhead...

Fatina here.

Due to some trouble, I got separated from my friends.

So, I had no choice but to team up with that delusional idiot...

Next episode: "Eleven Nines"

I think he's starting to get better at this.