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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

You know, I love our swap family, but sometimes I just wish it was a bit

Me too.

I would love to be pregnant again.

I would love to be pregnant too.

You know, why don't we ask the boys to help us out?

You think they would?

Yeah. I think they'd be so into it.

I wonder if they're fertile.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Hungry Parker is.

I bet he's fertile.

So, Parker, how many times do you jerk off?

Um, I don't know, a couple times a day, I guess.

What's going on over there?

What about you, Swap Dad? Don't you ever jerk off, or are you too old for that?

Come on, I'm not that old.

Anyways, why are we talking about this?

No reason.

It was what?

What?

Okay, we need you two to listen.

We have an announcement to make.

We want to make the Swap family bigger.

What, are one of y 'all pregnant?

Not

yet.

But soon.

Wait, this is confusing.

Well, you want us to be happy, right?

I mean, of course.

And have more fun?

Whatever you want, honey.

Hmm.

hmm hmm

I would have known my brother had such a big car.

I think I won't.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

I really want to know how it feels.

Are you ready to swap?

Oh my God.

I'd be a fucking cuckoo.

I've got that.

We might have to sit upside down for a few minutes, but I think we did the job.

We can always do it again tomorrow.

And the day after.

If they've got the stamina.